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[nerdynanny]

you wanna talk obscure fandoms fam?

i have played all these beans over the past decade here on tumblr on individual blogs/multimuses because I'M A GOBLIN MAN WHO LIKES TINY FANDOMS.

#are you alice #descendants of darkness #hxh #fullmetal panic #yyh #rotg #darren shan #getbackers #the road to el dorado #treasure planet #kim possible #bh6 #tintin #psych #galavant #warehouse 13 #;;ooc #tbd

[iwritemilfs]

Will never forget the newsreader p.odcast hosts asking if Helen and Dale are even intimate bc the show doesn't have any explicit sex scenes

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

ARE THEY INTIMATE

DID

YOU

MISS

ALL

OF

THIS

#;;ooc #LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN #W H A T #D O #Y O U #M E A N

[arc-knights]

|| gee maybe he'll even save your life -

#;;ooc #;;my shitty art #jaune arc #weiss schnee #whiteknight #//shameless otping #//i squealed tho #//ahhh

[woodblxssomcrowned]

:･ﾟ❋  ||  OOC || My askbox is OPEN to art suggestions! || :･ﾟ❋

❋ I am open to most characters, prompts, scenes and themes but please keep it Naruto related. ❋ Ships and generally shippy content is accepted but I might be a bit selective. ❋ USFW themes are accepted , but I will be selective ❋ I accept suggestions that includes others OCs but visual references is a requirement. ❋ Suggestions does not have to include my OCs, but I’m happy if they do. ❋ Please submit as an ask or IM ❋ Leave your suggestion with the knowledge that I might not draw it exactly as you suggest it, or at all. I do this for fun and for practice, not as a job.

For past posted art of mine, check out my art tag

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[stinglikeame]

More kitties for the pile!!

#;;ooc #forthebetterorworse #rifleseye #rodismancave #when I initially doodled the kitties I thought about a backstory like #bee n prowl have collars with Autobot symbols bc they’re still attached to the faction #rodimus started lostlightclan and Percy eventually removed his collar and joined him like firestar #LITTLE KITTY THOUGHTS

[greenxprof]

|| everyone say hello to rocket!Green 🥰 he’s a bioweapon researcher and he’s crazy

#;;ooc #;;leo talks #leo art #referenced from that mad doctor from sailor moon!

[kerbxros-spined]

We all know how these things go but hey, if you like certified good girls with that dog in them, consider giving this post a follow.

Totally not an early interest check while I'm afk.

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[criticalcrux]

Like this and I'll go through your previous memes and drop something random in your inbox.

Comment a name for specific muse.

#;;ooc #interaction call sorta #posting for fun because why not #I have time today

[psyxxchic]

// Follow up to this post talking about Belle and her creachures, I just wanted a list somewhere of fucked up little guys she's been making lately

Extremely and disturbingly symmetrical quails, to the point where they've surpassed uncanny valley. Their eggs are perfectly spherical and she refuses to eat them because they freak her out a little

Quails who have predator eyes (she did not plan this)

Quails who lay candy-colored eggs that are regular quail eggs and taste fine and aren't poison but are like pink and blue and bright yellow and lime green

Bioluminescent quail that accidentally got a little too much bioluminescence and is now basically a night light that never turns off (she feels immense solidarity with this one)

Giant Quail named The General who is at this point approximately a foot and a half tall and lays proportionate eggs and is aggressively territorial for a quail, but otherwise is totally fine and normal she promises

Pebis the tiny fleshless flying meatball monster, he's about the size of a golf ball

A very very very small horse that she's going to surprise Highway with as an aquarium pet once she figures out what it eats

She didn't originally create Vincent the Jerboa but she did alter his DNA and cells and gave him a piece of her soul so that he'd be immortal. He lives with Antoine nowadays

Experimenting with various farmable creatures that would be suitable for Tolya's people, with a primary focus on domesticity and meat production with further usable byproducts (leathers/hide, dense bones, milk, etc)

Also considering some sort of shellfish situation to that end too

#;;ooc #;;about #creachure #goddess of creating fucked up little guys

[lex-cursus]

I guess it's time for me to shill a bit.

If you feel like giving me a cost-free gift this birthday season, consider checking out my twitch channel where I do all kinds of stuff from video games to live voice acting, to ranting about golden werewolf men with swords and bugmen in tights.

I've actually been trying to push for 300 followers for a while now, and I would greatly appreciate your support.

#;;ooc #shameless i know #ahuhuhuhu

[faebhaal]

Gonna have a hot take moment (and you can boo me off stage) but dealing with fae are in ways worse than deal with devils. This includes pacts.

#;;ooc #tbd

[nochildmissed]

Thinking about moving all my muses into one blog. Would make things easier to track and maybe I won’t end up abandoning blogs after a few weeks by accident. I think I could also have an easier time experimenting with muses and seeing what works. I’ve never done a multimuse before though, so I’m a little intimidated.

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[iwritemilfs]

My dudes this is so fucking unrelated to anything and everything BUT we just got our first sorta bts pic from the new season of the newsreader, and bc I can't just enjoy things for what they are, I WANNA HAVE A CHAT ABOUT HELEN’S WARDROBE JOURNEY.

First of all imma say that yes, the seasons have had different costume designers, so styling will inevitably vary some. Its also set over a period of time, from the mid to late 80s, so like I UNDERSTAND THAT FASHION WILL CHANGE but I think Helen’s styling choices have more to do with her character development. Hear me out.

In season one we’re introduced to Helen, she’s a news anchor (and I think it’s important to note that she’s the first female newsreader at news at six). She’s on the desk alongside someone who has DECADES of experience, and who’s very much a household name. She honestly sort of plays second fiddle to him.

So let's have a conversation about how (I think) her (mainly on air) styling follows her journey and her character development.

In season 1, her outfits are generally very traditionally feminine. Blouses, bows, lighter fabrics. And her colours are quite muted, she wears a lot of dusty tones. Her hair is large and wide, which gives her a softer look. Overall, her styling is quite “soft”. Even in more structured garments, the fabrics generally remain light, or give off a more cozy vibe. Helen’s such a powerhouse and a force to be reckoned with, but her clothing and styling detracts from that, it allows people to see her as less of a “threat”, and Geoff’s in the spotlight.

There is one instance very early on where she and Geoff are trying to film a promo, where he consistently messes up and she actually corrects him. Notice her outfit; it screams 'authority'. Geoff on the other hand, even though he's in a suit, looks almost disheveled and even small next to her.

It's only later on in the season that her silhouette begins to change slightly, the shoulders broaden, the neckline lowers. The colours are also darker. But yet, even though this first outfit is technically more structured compared to what she's worn earlier, there are ruffles on her shirt, and the fabrics almost read like taffeta - giving almost a prom vibe.

See that compared to an outfit she wears later on in the season when she's on the desk with Rob rather than Geoff. The silhouette is the same, the colours are similar, but she has a much more commanding presence. She's starting to take charge. The fabric looks more expensive, the shoulders are broader etc.

In the final episode of season one, the styling has changed ENTIRELY. and this ensemble is closer to what we'll see in season 2.

In season 2, Geoff is no longer with the network and Dale has taken over his position. Helen is now the one with more experience and the bigger name. Helen is the harsh and the blunt one, whereas Dale often comes across as more “human” and personal in his approach.

Helen’s outfits are now a lot more structured, featuring bolder colours and more expensive looking, heavier fabrics. Her shoulders are also often much sharper. She's essentially taking up more space with her appearance, and drawing more attention. Her hair is still big, but it doesn't feature as much volume at the sides. This gives her a sharper look. Also take note of how Dale is matching her, their colour palettes go together. This contrasts Helen and Geoff's time together on the desk, as their palettes clashed more. Helen and Dale are harmonious, whereas Helen and Geoff clashed in both personalities and fashion - Helen had to downplay herself. I wanna note that Helen is still seen wearing blouses on a few occasions on the desk - but again, the colours and prints are much bolder compared to the striped blouse in season 1.

Touching quickly on her casual outfits; in season 1, Helen is almost always seen in jeans or casual slacks, along with extremely simple singlets or jumpers. She rarely, if ever steps away from earth and neutral tones, and she's practically always in a pair of white runners. In season 2, even her casual outfits are changing and becoming bolder; at least in the first half. Here we see her sport blouses and shirts that have more colour; oranges, blues etc. still muted compared to her on air outfits, but bold compared to her season 1 casual fits. She also more often than not opts for more dressy trousers and she's almost always seen in a pair of stilettos. Towards the end of the season, however, we see the colour palette become more muted and neutral again. Personally, I see this working almost in tandem with how she’s losing Dale.

Then; episode five bb. This silhouette and outfit does in a way mirror her final season 1 outfit, but it's far more exaggerated. It's a wine red ensemble - a much darker shade of red than what she's previously sported, and the shape offers a somewhat exaggerated hourglass look - it's seductive.*This*, is her "revenge dress."

Now, let's get back to the important stuff. Towards the end of season 2, Helen's approached by a new network. She's offered a far better position, and she will be working in the states. Around this time is when we see her professional style shift somewhat again. It becomes far more sleek, with blazers that offer a much more traditionally masculine silhouette. They don't really come in at the waist, they're longer, and the shoulders are a much more prominent feature - yet they're not too big, she doesn't disappear in the garment. She's still in her stilettos - keep in mind that Helen's already relatively tall for a woman. She's essentially starting back at zero, in a male dominated field where she's already experienced tremendous amounts of hardship due to her gender. I imagine Helen's come a long way from when she first got a job in a newsroom. She's not gonna let people take advantage of her in one way or another. So she'll dress in a way that commands respect, in a way where people can't objectify or reduce her to a body or a pretty face.

From the one season 3 bts pic I've seen, I'm assuming this (said above) might be a continuing trend. Also clock the shorter hair, could be the fact that we're approaching a new decade, or could be related to what I mentioned above.

ALSO WANNA SAY THAT THESE ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS N OBSERVATIONS. I MIGHT BE WAY OFF, I MIGHT BE TALKING SHIT, IDEK

#;;ooc #feel free to ignore this bc it’s literally just me ranting about costuming for way too long #BUT HERE WE ARE

[arc-knights]

|| not to show my depression through art but sometimes it helps to express .

#;;ooc #;;my shitty art #rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #tw; depression

[woodblxssomcrowned]

Hear me out as I ramble. Please leave room for a year or two off here and there. Numbers hard and I'm working with what i got.

Like I know people frequently point to Hashirama's godly genes and regenerative abilities to justify him being older but still looking you but like...we did see him as a kid? With Madara, who didn't look much older or younger than him. And he had brothers who did not look more than a handful of years younger than him either.

Considering that the life expectancy was around 30 during the WS era, to me it doesn't seem outlandish at all that he could have married and become a father when he was still in his late teens, like 18 or 19, years before the founding of the village. Uchiha Kagami. According to the databooks he was 25 at the time of his death. If we assume he was the same age as Danzou, this would mean he's 18 years older than Tsunade. It would also mean he died seven years after Tsunade's birth.

In that time he would have had at least one kid (future parent of Shisui), Hashirama would have died, the 1st SWW would start and Tobirama would die along with some other shit.

With this in mind, I can only assume assume the parent of Tsunade, we'll call them Child A (on this blog that child is Danma), was at least 18 when she was born, making them likely the same age or older than Hiruzen and his crew.

Now we can go back further!

To Uchiha Izuna!

He died at the age of 25 too. Now, we don't know how much older than Izuna Madara is but I personally pin both Izuna and Tobirama as being no more than two or three years younger than Madara and Hashirama.

For this rant we'll say that they are two years younger, and all four of them are parallels i.e. Madara and Hashirama are the same age, and Izuna and Tobirama is the same age.

This would make Hashirama and Madara 27 when Izuna died.

So if Hashirama had  Child A when he was 19, said child would be 8 years old when Izuna died. And ten years later Tsunade would be born, and Hashirama would have been 37 at the time.

We also know that he did live to interact and leave memories and impressios on Tsunade, and in his memory of her she looks maybe 4 or 5 at most.

Let's say he dies when Tsunade is 5. Meaning he was 42 when he died.

Now, remember Kagami?

He was most likely 18 years older than Tsunade, and died at 25. If Hashirama died when Tsunade was five, Kagami would have been 23. We also know that Kagami died after Tobirama.

So in the two years between Kagami being 23 and 25, so much shit would have gone down. It would also mean he probably died not very long after Tobirama.

Speaking of Tobirama. He was two years younger than Hashirama, so was 40 when his older brother died at 42.

Since he died before Kagami, he would have died at about the age of 42 as well.

Another mention!

We don't know how long the period of time is between Izuna's death and Madara's 'death' and the creation of TVATE.

But concidering the time for the village to be established, Madara falling out of favor with his clan, his interactions with young Ounoki, a few years is at least safe to assume.

However.

Although this only applies to the anime, if we look at SP reference sheets that features the young Hiruzen crew, their heights would suggest they are somewhere around 11 years old around the time of Madara deflecting. It does fit fine. If they were about 8 when the village was founded, and the TVATE battle happened when they were 11, that would leave 3 years.

It's not ot much, if you consider how rome wasn't built in a day (I overall like to think it was at least five years, if not more. Like, come on.), but its something, and for the sake of this post we'll say it was three.

We can also make note that Kakuzu died at 91 in the earlier half of shippuden, making him 19 years older than Hiruzen and his crew.

So he was most likely just about the same age as Hashirama and Madara.

Thanks to these numbers we can try to decipher how long Madara sat in his cave!

If Madara was the same age as Hashirama and Kakuzu, and we guesstemate that he spent  three years in the village before battling and being 'killed' by Hashirama, he would have been 30 at the time of his 'death'.

That gives us roughly 61 years between the TVATE battle and Kakuzu's death. (which also solidifies Hiruzen and Co being about 11 at the time as Danzou, Homura and Utatane are 72-73 years old in Shippuden)

We also know that Obito was 31 at the time of his death by the end of shippuden, so was likely about 29-30 by the beginning.

I am not entirely sure how much time spent between the boulder incident and Madara pulling the plug on himself.

However.

Kakashi was 29 at the beginning of shippuden, 62 years younger than Kakuzu.

Kakashi is 13 years older than Naruto, meaning he was 13 when Obito released the Kyubi and Kushina and Minato died at the day of Naruto's birth.

According to the databooks, Obito became chunin at 11 years old.

So likely somewhere between 12 and 13 everything from boulder to Madara's death would have happened.

Let's say Obito was 13 when Madara died.

That makes Madara 75 years old at the time of his death if we still assume he was just about the same age as Kakuzu, after having spent 45 years in his cave.

There's an infuriating detail tho. And his name is Ounoki, the third tsuchikage.

He was 79 when he appeared in shippuden making him about 13 years younger than Madara.

This would mean that when the WS era ended following Izuna's death, Ounoki would have been 14 years old, and 17 years old when TVATE battle happened.

Onoki offers us two flashbacks of his younger years:

- Him looking after an artefact, and having a philosophical conversation with his grandfather Ishikawa about the strength of will within the shinobi of Iwagakure. Ishikawa is very clearly Tsuchikage at this time as he is wearing the iconic kage getup. Ounoki looks roughly 12 or so years old.

The first tuchikage also looks older here than he does when he appears in the 1st kage summit..

- Him with Mu, the future second Tsuchikage, facing Madara. They wear their respective village's headbands, and Madara speaks in a way that heavily implies he's still working in favor of Konoha, even if it seems his relationship with Hashirama is turning quite sour at that time.

Ounoki looks young, but I would not say younger than 17 or 18.

This would mean this occured before Hashirama became hokage and possibly even before the kage system was created alltogether?

The 1st kage summit isn't implied to have taken place until after Madara leaving.

These events does not match up at all.

I think the event with Madara fits best into the most plausible timeline, but barely. The first I can't find any plausible way to fit. I can only assume that his old-man brain isn't what it used to be and he's remembering things weirdly. It's the only explanation.

Other notes:

Ginkaku and Kinkaku attempted to capture Kurama after Kumogakure was founded, but before Madara set it lose on Konoha and Mito ended up sealing it away. They do look like adults in that flashback, and we know they died at the age of 44. With that info I'd guess they may also have also been roughly the same age as Hashirama and Madara. This would mean they'd be near 30 when they became psuedo-jinchurki by munching Kurama-guts for two weeks, and would have died around the same time as Tobirama, meaning sometime shortly before, during or after the 1st SWW. Prior to the 1st SWW they would have also attempted a coup and very nearly killed both the Nidaime Raikage and Nidaime Hokage.

There's no clues as to how old Mito was when she died, but even though Kishimoto probably wants us to admire her for living so hecken long and for it to be a testament to the Uzumaki longevity, I really don't think she was that old when she died. Kushina died at the age of 24, and judging by her appearance I'd guss she was about 12 or so when she took over as jinchuriki. Kakashi and Obito would have been 1 year olds at this time. Remember earlier when we mentioned how Obito was 13 when Kushina and Minato died, and Madara had likely kicked it some time within the earlier year, at the age of 75. So, if we assume Mito was roughly the same age as Hashirama, then she would have been 63 years old when she died. Sure, for someone born in the WS era it's thirty years beyond the general life-expectancy, but overall it's not very impressive considering that Ounoki, Hiruzuen and his crew lived to their 70's and beyond and remained very capable shinobi (Kakuzu doesn't count because without his kinjutsu he'd probably be long since dead, even Madara only made it so long thanks to his Hashirama-life support). I am going to HC that maybe being jinchuriki took its toll on her, making age catch up to her faster than one would have expected. Either that she was notably older than Hashirama.

We don't know that Hikaku died at the age of 25, although that is the only age we have to associate to him, but hell, we don't even know if he did live during the founders era. We only know for sure that he did live during the warring states era, even if the fandom (me included) generally put him in with the other founders. His databook entry says: "M 25 An Uchiha clan shinobi. Despite his youth he is the most talented in his clan and is very adept at being a leader. " And he's never presented in any proximity to any known founders characters , so it's never really mentioned in any sure capacity that he did live during the founders era, so finding a place for him in the timeline is hard.

Touka we don't know if she died at the age of 27, or if she was just 27 when she's very briefly shown. But she is shown looking fairly young next to Hashirama, and even her databook entry states that she did work closely with and was trusted by Hashirama, so she without a doubt did live at least during the end of the WS era, and though we only have a figure that appears to be her from behind to go off, she likely did live to see the end of it.

#;;ooc #;;inspiration #;;reference #;;Senju #senju clan #naruto meta #senju hashirama #mito uzumaki #madara uchiha #uchiha clan #naruto timeline #founders era #naruto founders era #naruto warring states

[stinglikeame]

//I don’t know why I did this but bee is an orange tabby

#;;ooc #forthebetterorworse #rifleseye #rodismancave