buck on his date with tommy
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If I had a nickel for every time I got obsessed with a seemingly superficial jock character with intense abandonment issues, who happens to be great with kids and ends up co-parenting with a guy named Eddie, who he starts of being jealous of and disliking but then falls in love with, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's wired that it happened twice.
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FOR WIP WED CAN YOU PRETTY PLEASE DO MATH NERD OF NEIL JUST BEING SO NORMAL AND ANDREW JUST DYING CAUSE HE HAS A CRUAH ON THIS NORMAL ASS DUDE
WIP Wednesday (7/19/23) - Closed | Math Nerd AU
Aaron had come to know bits and pieces of who his brother is. He knew not to touch Andrew without asking, he knew that his brother didn't give a shit about Exy, he even knew bits and pieces about the friend that Andrew had been looking for.
The thing he most knew about his brother was that he did not let sweets go to waste. He didn't let ice cream melt and he didn't let hot cocoa get cold.
So when he came to the cafeteria and found Andrew sat across from Neil that wasn't unusual. What was unusual was that Andrew's bowl of ice cream had melted and he was staring straight at Neil who had his tongue sticking out as he was cutting away something with scissors.
"What's wrong. Your ice cream is melting?" Aaron asks in German wondering what in the world is going on.
"He's cutting coupons." Andrew says as if that explained it.
"Okay? And...?" Aaron tries to prompt.
"He gave me his membership card for the chain supermarket. He gets fuel points." Andrew continues.
Aaron continued to fail to see what the issue was but Andrew had a white knuckle grip on his spoon as if he was mere moments from lunging over the table and stabbing the freshman.
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Mortal Kombat incorrect quotes chain
Kung Lao: What's Syzoth got that i do not?
Ashrah: two pe-
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Syzoth: Tell him to go eat shit, Ermac.
Ermac: tell him yourself.
Syzoth: (from a distance to Erron) EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!
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Shang Tsung, showing up late to a meeting with the other villians: Sorry i'm late, I was busy beating my... (makes a long pause) Meat.
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Kitana: i'm sorry about your eyes--
Kenshi: If i can't stand one thing, princess, its pitty.
Kitana:
Kitana: Well fuck you, then.
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Cyrax: Is there any original part of me left?
Kuai Liang: Cyrax, your soul is still intact.
Cyrax: But my dick is gone.
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