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#critical role#criticalroleedit#laura bailey#vex'ahlia#vex'ahlia cr#imogen temult#gifs#*#*cr#*parallel#cr1#cr3#raishan cr#keyleth cr#r: vex x imogen#laugh tag#1k#scheduled#36m c1e70#34m c3e66#this has been on my to-do list ever since c3e66 aired dkfjskdf#the c1 one is SO funny. raishan is like this is why i've been helping thordak to destroy the entire continent#and vex will literally look this ancient green dragon in the face and say 'how about this spell that is literally so easy to come by tho'#her irreverence is like no other#also i made the last two the same length for what it's worth (it's worth very little it's just fun) :D
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Gianluca Scamacca: West Ham bid more than £34m for Sassuolo striker - Serie A side want £42.6m | Football News
Gianluca Scamacca: West Ham bid more than £34m for Sassuolo striker – Serie A side want £42.6m | Football News
West Ham have made a bid of more than £34m for Sassuolo striker Gianluca Scamacca, but the Serie A side value the Italian at around £42.6m.
Positive discussions are ongoing between the clubs over the 23-year-old, who scored 16 goals in 36 Serie A appearances last season for Sassuolo.
West Ham also remain interested in Chelsea striker Armando Broja and dialogue between the clubs remains open.
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And stop voting for Republicans who refuse to do anything
he didnt stutter
Nothing but facts. Something has to be done.
This is exactly how I feel
Let these trifling, hypocrite-ass mother f*ckers know!!
This is it. And this is aimed at republicans. Who we have to have to do this. Because senate. I get that it’s frustrating and it’s funny how twitter leftists accuse liberals of being idealistic when they’re the ones who think things can be done magically without bills & the votes
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Unrelated i think i have to start my badlurs gate file over again cuz i fucked up big time after getting way way way too sick and tired and bored lol. Alas
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I feel like I’m being gaslit by this article. You’d think a successful TV series about baseball, released literally just last year, would merit a mention, but no??? Admittedly they’re talking about movies, but they don’t even mention A League Of Their Own the movie, never mind the TV series:
It wasn’t until The Natural, however, that Hollywood once again saw the baseball film as a profitable venture. Based on the Bernard Malamud novel – and notably changing his bleak ending to a more hopeful one – the Robert Redford starrer grossed $48m and was nominated for three Oscars, paving the way for Bull Durham, Major League, Eight Men Out and Field of Dreams, as well as a wave of kids’ baseball movies like The Sandlot, Angels in the Outfield, Rookie of the Year and Little Big League. After that, the baseball film petered out again, and while the last decade produced both a massive hit (Moneyball) and a hidden gem (Sugar), Hollywood seems to have returned to its baseline position of wariness about the genre’s profitability.
YOU’RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO CITE MAJOR LEAGUE - MAJOR LEAGUE - AND NOT A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN? YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE KIDS’ MOVIES BUT NOT THE WOMEN’S BASEBALL MOVIE???
#I know I know the answer is misogyny#it's just baffling to me#also the answer to ''why are there no baseball movies'' is bc baseball movies are generally very boring#with a few notable exceptions#(A League Of Their Own being one of them!!!)#they're formulaic and predictable#and the sport itself does nothing to liven it up#this is SUCH A WEIRD ARTICLE#I'm not imagining it right?#A League Of Their Own really exists?#I feel like I've fallen into an alternate dimension where it was never made#if I'd been able to comment on the article I would have#but instead you have me ranting here#but I trust you guys will understand#he's citing Moneyball which I have literally never heard of#''The Natural grossed $48m'' ''Moneyball grossed $34m''#A League of their Own grossed $132m#my dude just...what#that and Field of Dreams are the only two baseball movies in the National Film Registry (that I can spot)!#(and ftr Field of Dreams grossed $84m)
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about to find kazuha ... i'm terrified.
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(wuaokfzp16.tumblr.com) After a long day at a club showing her art, hairy artist Yonique is home.
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"we need hope, as much as we need bread and meat. [...] we need hope, or else we cannot endure." jesus christ, not only does he sound like dumbledore, he also talks like dumbledore
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a/n: recap. they got drunk at the award. Now it’s 2024 silly seasonnn
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yourinsta thanks a lot 😔
oscarpiastri anytime 😎
username welcome back prema Oscar
logansargeant gg 👊
yourinsta Alex was carrying you 😘
alex_albon facts
yourinsta I would like an apology in 100 Tim tams. sincerely.
username get him girlll
username Oscar did yn dirty 😩
username they’ve always been this way. Just good at hiding it 💀
username so did we forget about the award ceremony
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"We Can Take The Fight!" | Oscar Piastri And Lando Norris On Challenging Red Bull In 2024
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username my baby is blushing????
username LANDOO
username Oscar can take me to Australia any day 😩😩
username LANDO IS SO OSYN SHIPPER
username don’t worry he has a secret account for them 🤭
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yn: go to bed :(
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yn: What is happening.
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yn: open twitter????
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f1gossips McLaren and Mercedes claimed their testing spots today at the Silverstone circuit. Hoping to see great results from mclaren and mercedesamgf1 !
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username yn finding out Lewis is coming back is never not funny to meee
username because she would rather be late and talk to Lewis first 😭
username NO BECAUSE IF I HAVE LEWIS NUMBER I WOULD CALL HIM TOO
username Oscar is so worried for yn 😩😩😩😩
username she don’t need no man but I KNOW she would die for Oscar
username and that’s on perioddd
username he isn’t worried, he’s just admiring 🤭
username SHES EVERYTHING and he’s just Ken
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username single-handedly sold out the original flavor in my town
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username he’s just admiring
username OSCAR IS YNNATION
username Oscar just stop lying to us and reveal that you are behind ynnation
username he gets it 🤷♀️
username hey “OSC”???? I’m about to combust.
username GIRL SAME
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oscarpiastri testing ✅ karting ✅
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landonorris winning ❌
yourinsta lando nowins 🫶🫶
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username now I NEED Yn and Oscar in a get along kart
yourinsta fia did not see that 😬
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username yn could still slay a garbage bag. respectfully.
username if Alex was there was Logan there too🥺🥺
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username *sighs* *opens comments*
username OH??
username OSCAR JACK PIASTRRI???
username YN WORKING HARDER THAN MCLAREN ONCE AGAIN
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today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!!
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What were you doing for the previous 28 years? (C3E6 || C3E39)
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#critical role#criticalroleedit#laudna#laudna cr#marisha ray#gifs#*#*cr#*request#*parallel#cr3#cr spoilers#angst tag#1k#marisha ray supremacy#cr meta#nova shh#56m c3e6#34m c3e39#the VAST difference in physicality and Volume of expression here is insane to see side by side it's like two totally different people#i am sitting here thinking about how these two moments happened like a year apart from each other (in real time)#and in ep 6 it's so chipper and unbothered and played for laughs#but now in ep 39 we have a Much deeper understanding of what those experiences were actually like#and hearing her talk about them now is Much more upsetting#but the information is still the same. one year apart it's still 'i was running from town to town and people were awful to me'#like marisha still keeps those tenets and that's what laudna remembers about those years but the delivery is insanely different#idk this is all irrelevant i just thought it was interesting. marisha is so good
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Timestamps from Niki's stream with summaries of the Tubbo-Herobrine lore!
2h 39m - Empanada and Niki wonder why Tubbo is on so late with a weird skin. They decide to go talk to him.
2h 40m - They find Tubbo dressed as Herobrine, spinning on his back on the ground to music. Bagi explains that he has a date with Fred and is probably nervous.
2h 46m - Bagi uses rainbow jelly on Tubbo, and he resumes standing upright. He seems to have a sort of weird power where, when he points at people, they disappear or reappear.
2h 53m - Tubbo makes all of the eggs disappear and reappear. Niki asks him if he’s evil, and he shakes his head. She gets blinded for a few seconds.
2h 55m - Tubbo flies into the air and logs off.
(interim)
3h 9m - Niki, Bad, Empanada, and Richas are working on Empanda’s egg carton room when they see Herobrine-Tubbo on the tablist again. Niki goes to see what’s going on.
3h 10m - Tubbo, in a different voice: We are not done yet. Take me to shells. Shells now. Small little shells.
Niki figures out that he means the eggs but refuses to take him to where they are. He calls her the “Keeper of the Shells” and continues to ask to be taken to them.
3h ?m - Niki: Do you know Tubbo? Are you Tubbo?
Tubbo-Herobrine: Unimportant.
3h 26m - Empanada arrives.
Tubbo-Herobrine: Shell, I must share news. Are you important?
Empanada: to my family and friends yes
Tubbo-Herobrine: In everything?
Empanada: oh I don’t know?
Tubbo-Herobrine: What is everything to you?
Empanada: my family and friends
Tubbo-Herobrine: So you are important.
3h 30m - Tubbo-Herobrine points at Empanada, and she disappears. He thanks Niki, but she asks him to bring Empanada back. He says “In 60 seconds.”
3h 31m - He asks Niki if she’s important. She says everyone is important. He brings Empanada back.
3h 33m - Tubbrine says he needs a home, and Niki says they can help.
3h 34m - They find out Tubbrine is a creation of Tubbo from the Tubchunk. He asks them not to tell Tubbo about it.
Tubbrine: Creator will not be mad. Just will have to start over. When start over, I end. I end forever.
3h 38m - Tubbrine now says he needs the “Jump keeper,” seemingly referring to Niki.
Tubbrine: I struggle with jump.
3h 41m - Tubbrine stands in the water and says that it hurts. Niki puts down scaffolding for him.
3h 48m - Niki figures out that there’s a conflict Tubbrine needs help with. It seems to have something to do with Tubbrine’s ranking of the eggs’ importance. Niki thinks he’s looking for Sunny.
3h 51m - Tubbrine says he wants the egg with the aggressive personality that “may be powerful.” Empanada guesses he wants Moon, Sunny’s alter ego.
Tubbrine: May be childish.
Niki: Sounds like Richas.
3h 53m - Tubbrine says he can’t say Empanada’s rank, but she’s high.
~ 3h 56m - Tubbrine disappears.
3h 57m - Tubbrine reappears while Niki is afk and insists that Empanada go with him. She leaves a sign for Niki explaining and does.
3h 59m - Niki returns and starts to panic, searching for them, but quickly finds them nearby. She continues trying to decipher what he wants.
4h 5m - Richas arrives with Bad, and it seems to be what Tubbrine was looking for! Tubbrine questions him in a similar fashion to Empanada about importance.
4h 14m - Tubbrine makes Richas disappear, saying he was dangerous.
Tubbrine: Shell is now safe.
Tubbrine: The rank dictates.
4h 15m - Tubbrine: What does shell want?
Niki: We want him back. Can you bring him back?
4h 17m - They ask his name, and he says “I am Creation.” He brings Richas back (about now? I might have missed it).
4h 20m - Creation says “Done” and leaves. Niki explains everything she knows to Bad, and they agree to respect his wishes and not tell Tubbo. They decide to go investigate the Tubchunk.
4h 26m - After not finding anything at Tubchunk, Bad and Niki plan to ask Tubbo questions without revealing exactly what happened.
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AITA for exposing my sister-in-law's secret during a fight?
Ok, this one is going to need a bunch of context.
I (29F) started to date my fiance F (31M) when I was 26. While he is the sweetest person ever, his family is a bit difficult and it was hard for me to fit in. They are a very traditional family of Japanese descent, very rich too, and his mother MIL (60sF) had a dream of seeing all of her three sons married to other rich girls of Japanese descent. I am white and from very humble origins, so I was not very well accepted at first. The thing that bothered me the most was the constant comparisons to my brother in law BIL's (34M) wife SIL (33F), who is rich and of Japanese descent. I was deeply in love with F and decided to fight for my place in his family; I started to take Japanese classes and ended up really good at it, and I was also the one who took care of MIL after her appendicitis' surgery. She recognized my hard work and we became closer and closer, at the same time she realized SIL didn't make the same effort for her and the family as I do, and she started to be very vocal about how I was her favorite daughter in law and how SIL should do better and try to be more like me. Suddenly, the tables have turned and SIL was the one being compared to me, no the other way around.
Of course she didn't like that at all and started to antagonize me and criticize every small thing about me. She would complain my dog would bark too much (which she did, but SIL was a little mean about it), and when my dog died, she made a comment about how finally she wouldn't have to hear her barking anymore (that stung a lot since I loved my dog with all my heart and she was like a baby to me), she would also complain about my apartment every time she visited me, saying it was too cheap (as I said, I come from humble origins) and her newest topic of complaining are my earrings: I like to wear cute and funny earrings (only at work and family gatherings, I don't wear them at social events or anything like that) and she always talks about how I'm too old to wear them and how tacky it looks. F and I noticed she's been progressively meaner the closer we get to our wedding (three months from now) and think she's trying to scare me away before I become an official part of the family.
One last piece of context: some months ago, F told me in confidence about how 6 years ago SIL's brother and sister in law died in a car accident and left an orphaned boy of 4 years old. SIL was the little boy's only family, but she refused to take him in saying she already had too much work with her own son (who was also 4 at the time). That didn't go well with the family; MIL and my father in law (who was alive at the time) assured her they would help with the kid and she would have all the support, but she simply didn't want the boy, so he was sent to the system. That was something MIL never forgave her for, since family is everything to her, and it was something only MIL, BIL, SIL, F and his younger brother knew. He told me that in confidence and asked me to not tell anyone. I promised I wouldn't.
Now for the actual situation.
Our last family dinner was one of F's cousins' birthday, so all the extended family was around. No kidding, I think there were around 60 people there or more. SIL, once again, decided to mock me about my earrings (little cherry earrings, very cute) and talked again how I was to old to wear them, how they were kid earrings etc. I've been tolerating her bullshit for so long now and after her comments about my dog's death, I was more sensitive than usual, so I snapped back and said that it's not because she dresses herself like an old lady that I have to do the same. She got angry at that and a proper fight started; we saying worse and worse stuff to each other while everyone stopped to watch. It ended up with her mocking my upbringing and calling me a gold digger, accusing my of only being with F for his money. That really struck a nerve because I heard that before at the beginning of our relationship and it always hurt my feelings, since I genuinely love F. Before I could even think about it, I said: "At least I'm not a heartless bitch like you. How's your nephew doing, by the way? Oh, you have no idea, right? Since you put him in a fucking orphanage!"
She got speechless after that and left the place, went straight to her car with BIL and went home. I didn't hear from her or him since them. F is furious with me since he told me that in confidence and now all the extended family knows SIL's secret. MIL doesn't care at all; she never got over what SIL did to that little boy and it's been a while since SIL isn't in her best graces.
Now that I'm calmer I feel a little guilty for exposing SIL like that, but she was always so awful to me that I can't really feel that bad. Mostly, I feel bad for BIL, with who I always had a good relationship and even defended me back in the day when the family didn't accept me very well. Now he's not talking to me either and, as far as I know, he's also not talking to F.
So, AITA?
What are these acronyms?
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☆ the wrong way to hard launch (6) | OP81
summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au
pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc
a/n the highs (friends) and lows (exes) of life aka lina lore 👀
preface : i know nothing about nfl or american football so suspend ur beliefs if u happen to know a thing or two, also my amateur photoshopping skills are really improving from this
masterlist | last part | part 6 | next part (tba)
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logansargeant The long-awaited ultimate rematch
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alex_albon Wait, why wasn't I invited?
selinabui ok captain america pack it up
↳ logansargeant @ selinabui Stay mad 😎
↳ oscarpiastri @ selinabui Why would you challenge two professional racing drivers to a racing game?
↳ selinabui @ oscarpiastri i thought you loved me?
↳ oscarpiastri @ selinabui Ah but you love winners more 😏
↳ logansargeant @ oscarpiastri Stop flirting in my comments???
cofrisy_f1 LOSCAR??? OSCALINA??? LOLINA???
beemiepie she chose the orange car 🥺🥺🥺
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selinabui cami, did u or did u not insist u'd be fine 😭
lukaszhang the SLANDER??? didn't we have loads of fun???
aidan_ebass Touché Millie, see you soon?
eb_jonno sidenote: can you bring mochi on the plane? are there food restrictions?
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oscarpiastri 次回まで
trans: until next time
piastri_lina obsessed with this couple's dedication to never tagging each other
opeightyone Get 'em next year 💪
selinabui currently feeling like a 1930's housewife waiting for her husband to return from war
↳ cameliazzz @ selinabui HELLO NOT YOU PLAGARISING MY STORY??? FOR A GUY???
↳ selinabui @ cameliazzz nooooo wifey i didn't mean like that :(((
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lina !!! @EB_selina · 37m
you've gotta be shitting me
NFL Jersey Numbers @nfljerseywatch · 1h
Tennessee Titans RB Thomas Howard (@THowdy) is wearing number 24. Last worn by Kenny Vaccaro. #Titans
↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 34m
no fucking way... i don't wanna jump to conclusions but...
↳ emme @flowersforcami · 32m
he tweeted about it. girl- jump to those conclusions.
Thomas Howard @THowdy · 58m
The move to the #Titans has been a huge change, and 24 has been a number close to my heart for many years, I'd consider it a lucky number for a lucky year 👊
↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 23m
eat shit and die i'm so fucking serious you have no right to wear her number
↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 22m
hahaha (not) funny but april fools was last week say sike RIGHT NOW
fiona🩷 @fififorlina · 29m
thinking about how tommy is playing with lina’s number i'm weak 😭
↳ 🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 13m
no, we're absolutely not doing this, it's not sweet at all, do you even know how badly he treated lina?
↳ emme @flowersforcami · 11m
there are tommy-supporting linami’s in this day and age???
oscalina real ?! @emptyginbottles · 39m
lina watching her ex and cousin play/drive with her number be like:
↳ lila💚 @kasdanrights · 23m
idk how to feel bc it's kinda hilarious that our little rockstar is slowly plaguing the sporting world with her number
lina !!! @EB_selina · 22m
@LoganSargeant for my own mental health we're not going to talk for the next... 50 years
↳ Logan Sargeant @LoganSargeant · 8m
I'm sorry? Did I do something wrong?
↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 5m
it's not you, it's just your countrymen (i'm generalising again)
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from the phone of selina bui
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liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 35m
WHY IS EVERYONE FLOODING MY TL WITH T*MMY SHIT
↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 34m
lina is one of the only music girlies who is SO SO SO vocal about how much she HATES her ex and you still can't listen to her???
↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 34m
not just with her music but as in SHE OUTRIGHT HATES HIS GUTS ON MAIN she COULD NOT possibly make it clearer that she would rather shoot herself in the head than ever consider getting back together with him
↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 33m
i'm so tired can't you just let the woman be happy with oscar
↳ abby <3 @devilvows · 17m
liv, baby, i think you need to change ur name to 'defense minister of linami nation'
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selinabui some weird second string loser who's not worth mentioning
cameliazzz thought the message was 'let everyone know i'm doing ok'?
↳ selinabui @ cameliazzz message appropriately sent :)
oliviarodrigo AAHHH stunning as always 💝💝
↳ selinabui @ oliviarodrigo watch out, the literal moment we're in the same city i'm hunting u down (my favourite american 🥺)
oscarpiastri Haha not me though right :)
↳ selinabui @ oscarpiastri idk maybe...?
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lina !!! @EB_selina · 1h
this is really hindering my enjoyment of 'so american'
↳ Oscar Piastri @ OscarPiastri · 1h
I reaaally hate to break it to you but I think you might be the American in this relationship
↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 53m
take that back rn i'm serious
↳ Oscar Piastri @ OscarPiastri · 49m
Which one of us has lived in California for half a decade? 🤔
↳ abby <3 @devilvows · 37m
can you imagine waking up to that face? oscar piastri, you lucky bitch
↳ lila💚 @kasdanrights · 2h
oscar piastri i was not familiar with your game
↳ lila💚 @kasdanrights · 2h
selina, i understand you now, i get it now, truly i do, hooooly
oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h
i think the entire empty bottles fandom and oscalina shippers trying to cleanse the tl by posting some of the most jaw-clenching, hottest pictures of oscar and lina is so funny
↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h
the best part is that it's actually working and also so many more empty bottles fans are realising how unfairly attractive oscar piastri is
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selinabui heal my s(e)oul
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lukaszhang i thought i specifically asked you not to post that
↳ selinabui @lukaszhang i actually wasn't gonna but then you told me not to so obviously i had to
oscarpiastri 🧡
↳ selinabui @ oscarpiastri any other fucking colour heart i beg
↳ oscarpiastri @ selinabui You know I'm contractually obligated
emptybottlos i'm convinced they agreed to go on tour just to travel, visit friends and eat a bunch of authentic food
ceciliapham someone else is in seoul rn 👀
↳ marie_h.sb @ceciliapham in what world do you think your gonna see lina and chris yamada in the same room again?
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˚‧ ✰ ˓ ˖ AITA FOR FUCKING MY SON’S GIRLFRIEND? aka me randomly thinking about how fanon!toji in some fics would be one of those guys to post in AITA on reddit for validation 😭
my son [21M] and i [43M] have always had tension. its probably because i left when he was a kid and he was raised by my enemy [34M] but since then we've been trying to patch up our relationship through phone conversations and occasional meetups. my son's got all of my looks and none of my game, but he managed to pull a girl way out of his league. i've met her once or twice and she's a sweet lil thing, too fuckin' hot for that little runt of mine. so 'cause my son and his girl are trying to get a house in the city, he asks if they can stay with me for a while. get their money up. i agreed. i got a pretty big place and i thought it'd be cool.
wrong. my son's girlfriend is a fuckin' minx. always walking around in short skirts and tempting me by bending over in front of me while i'm just trying to watch the fuckin' game. handing me my beers when i don’t ask for them and complimenting me on my muscles after i come home from the gym. i put distance for a while, but here's where i might be TA: so one night while my son's asleep, i gotta take a piss and i go to my bathroom but she's already in there doing a skincare routine or whatever tf girls do to keep their skin shiny and shit. i'm about to apologize and take a piss outside but she says that i can come in, we're family now, etc etc. so i'm taking a piss right and she's doing her skincare shit. she's just chatting like we're old friends, then she says she sees where megs got his good looks, that i'm hot for an old guy, etc etc. then as i'm about to put my dick away and get tf out of there, she grabs it. says she wants me. and c'mon, what am i supposed to do? not get my dick wet just because she's my son's girlfriend? funny. so we fuck. hand over her mouth and shit. telling her she deserves a real man, not that rugrat snoring in my guest bedroom rn. and then i send her back to bed. walking all funny and skincare routine not even complete. idk reddit i feel like i'm TA bc i’m trying to patch my rs up with my son and be a good dad . i also told my buddies and they said i'm a dick for fucking his hot little gf so reddit, AITA? should i tell my son?
#a story by toji ♡#I’M SO UNSERIOUS SKSKSKSKSKSKS#all of the comments would be flaming the shit out of him#this is satire btw 😭😭😭
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