#30 to 45 minutes

[static-whisper-podfic]

Work Title: [Podfic] come back as something organic

Rating: Mature | Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply | Fandom: What We Do In The Shadows (TV) | Category: F/M.

Relationship(s): Laszlo Cravensworth/Nadja.

Character(s): Nadja, Laszlo Cravensworth, Nandor the Relentless, Colin Robinson, Guillermo, Original Characters.

Additional Tags: Season/Series 01, Nadja's Makeup Addiction, Bitchy Witches, Self-Esteem Issues, Turned Human (Temporarily), Dank Memes, Misunderstandings, Colin Robinson Being Terrible, Humor, Podfic, Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming.

Language: English. | Posted: 19 May 2022. | Time: 41 minutes, and 41 seconds.

Podficcing this work began as a Summer Podfic Swap 2021 Treat for someone who wanted What We Do In The Shadows (TV)  and humor. Finishing and posting are being attributed to the Voiceteam 2022 Round 2: Bird By Bird Challenge - Start, advance significantly on, or finish a WIP.

#podfic #wwdits #Mature Rating #archive warning: none apply #f/m ship #Laszlo x Nadja #30 to 45 minutes #forward slash ship #voiceteam #voiceteam 2022

[ghostlyheart]

How I (roughly) imagine this scale:

1- I see myself as a faster reader than the average person. I can breeze through a text quickly and still understand almost all of it

2- I read at a "normal" speed. I need to pace myself but can consistently read and comprehend a text in a reasonable time frame

3- I see myself as a slower reader than other people. It takes me a long time to get through a text and if I try to go too fast I won't understand it

Obviously this can vary by your mood, the type of text, etc. and this is a very imprecise scale with some overlap, I'm just casually curious!!

#i consider myself a sloooowwww reader #i dont really track it when reading for pleasure #but when im reading something dense like a political theory text i've realized i can only read 6 or 7 pages an hour (give or take) #in order for me to feel like im actually Getting It i need to stop and annotate while i read and also frequently re-read certain passages #this is on my mind because im reading a book for my thesis prepping for the semester and it is a slog for me #it's very interesting but i have to break it up into 45-60 minute chunks with breaks or else i'll go insane because of how long it takes me #it took me 4.5 hours to read 30 pages im not sure that's normal hahahahaaaaa #when i read for pleasure it's still slow i just dont have a stat lol

[toads-n-moss]

[no dl6 au]

happy mitsunaru day!! i love these silly lawyers so much

also i hc miles as pre-op and still binds, that's why his chest is more visible here.

also the symbol next to phoenix is the adhd symbol :3 i don't see it used a lot but it's cool that us adhd ppl have a symbol too :D

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #no dl 6 #narumitsu #mitsunaru #wrightworth #look at them cuddling ough #they need 30 or 45 minutes every morning to cuddle and look into each others eyes lovingly #i love drawing moments of relaxation #or just domestic moments in general #theyre so tender and genuine guh..

[colorful-horses]

ponytober day 23: favorite episode

#princess celestia #princess luna #mlp #mlp fim #My Little Pony #my little pony friendship is magic #my art #fanart #literally drew this in 30 minutes dont look at me #i was so busy all day #and also ive got a bad case of uhhhh. Depression #so i really had to crank this one out #but im just happy to have something to post #ok 30 mins is hyperbole. it was more like 45 mins

[inkskinned]

will it ever be enough? when someone loves you, you feel something curl inside of you, sour and whiplike, angry at being unheard. they don't really love you, they love this facsimile you have ensconced in your rabbit body. they will chop up the bits of you looking for luck and never find the good soul you promise - their love slides off. you're viscera; you have spent a lifetime promising the blood is art.

oh but when someone hates you - well, they're right to. and you'd trip over your little grassknot legs for them. begging them to reconsider. you feel it all knifeedge, spinepoint straight through you. they're the ones who see the real you, after all; and if they can love you, you might finally feel worth something.

but if they do love you in the end, after all of that, after your heart like a fawn opens to gutter under them - you've fooled them, and it isn't worth anything anymore. they've just gone and fallen for it. the love slides right off.

once, you heard a line in a musical about being abandoned. you laughed at the time, unnerved. your voice a keen; too shaky to be candid.

will it ever be enough. will the love ever diffuse through your skin and sink into your marrow. are you even capable of feeling that - of feeling cared for - or are you still waiting, even right now, for the hunter to draw the bow and arrow. if you trust that love, even once, and are wrong, you know exactly what will happen.

and somehow you know - you'll never be able to fix that, once it's been broken.

#spilled ink #warm up #............... #... #okay to be honest #i had half a gummy and couldn't sleep #and i was like. how is it possible #i've never tried writing under the influence #psa: im 29 and in MA it's legal #i mostly take them to sleep so i haven't had the brainwave of like. #''....... other artists probably get high ...." #im too busy being like . #okay so if i take meticulous notes on the effects of each carefully measured portion i take per diem #i might be able to find the optimal amount for sleeping #if i'm held at a 45 degree angle and ive worked out for more than 30 minutes and ive walked a lot #and all of my work is done and my floor is clean and ive had a shower AND i have been able to find the right rain playlist #THEN i can sleep for a total of 7 hours #(i usually get 4. i know. trust me when i say I KNOW)

[aevris]

birdified some OCs over on twitter! i did these as freebies but i'm planning on opening them up as a small commission option if anyone here is interested

#i wanted to do more but the time i spent on them kept creeping upwards lol. not doing more for free if they each start taking 30-45 minutes

[apocalypticdemon]

this is how that scene went, right

#sorry it's so sketchy and kind of a mess i saw a picture of this silly sweater this morning and at about 11:30 this evening was possessed #i have not drawn digitally in almost a year i think. this is somehow the best it's ever been. #sorry sometimes i just feel Compelled to draw for like 45 straight minutes and produce this nonsense #the terror

[podfic-pals]

As promised, we are back for season 3! For our very first episode, Mia reads Truth or Drink (AO3 | Fic Post) by @kingsofeverything.

Truth or Drink | Exes

Harry and Louis broke up years ago, and they're seeing each other again for the first time to play Truth or Drink. On camera.

As always, you can listen to our podcast on your favourite podcast app: Spotify for Podcasters (formerly Anchor) | Spotify | Google Podcast | Apple Podcast | or you can check out the AO3 post here. You can also download the full episode here.

#s3e1 #harry/louis #30-45 minutes #alcohol/drugs #exes to lovers #drinking games #no smut #1dficvillage #1dsource #hlcreators #hljournal #hlficlibrary #trackinghome #trackinghappily #podfic

[boasamishipper]

i think the biggest problem of season 3 (of which there are Several) is the shift away from football being the crux of the story, which has undoubtedly resulted in the aimless, overstuffed, unfocused narrative we've been seeing for the last eight episodes. season one was as excellent as it was because whether richmond won or lost a match actually mattered; if they lost too many matches, they'd be relegated, and relegation was always treated as a distinct, tangible threat. there were stakes. and while season two had its issues with pacing and unnecessary subplots, no one would call it aimless. the characters had a goal (pun intended): to get promoted back to the premier league. if they lost too many matches, they would stay in the championship league. we as the audience were invested in whether or not richmond won or lost, and the narrative was all the stronger and more coherent for it.

season one asked us, can afc richmond avoid relegation? and we were invested in the answer. season two asked us, can afc richmond be promoted? and we were invested in the answer. now we're eight episodes into season three, and the overarching goal of the season, the question it is asking its audience to remain invested in, is...what? what are we building towards? is afc richmond's goal to win the whole damn thing? to beat west ham? to beat man city? to do just enough to avoid relegation again?

and because we can't answer this question, the narrative has suffered greatly. how are we supposed to believe beard when he says man city is the team's white whale if we haven't even seen them play each other yet this season? if ted's total football epiphany was so life-changing for richmond, why did we speed past all the matches this episode where the team won using that strategy? if this is all leading to a final nate-ted west ham-richmond match, why haven't we spent any time with nate at west ham? why haven't we gotten to see him grow and develop as a coach? at one point, the team was doing so badly that higgins suggested firing ted, who has been visibly struggling on and off the pitch - and the narrative did not give that suggestion the weight it might have had in season one or two. we spent an entire episode watching rupert, rebecca, and chelsea fight over zava - and then two episodes later he was gone, and we haven't so much as mentioned him since. just last season, sam was being heralded as the star of afc richmond, highly sought after by other club owners - but we haven't gotten to see any of his alleged brilliance on the pitch this season at all. i have to kick a little ball around, which those same people love me for, sam said in 3.07, that is, until i fuck up or miss a penalty, or i decide to fight back - a speech that was excellently delivered by toheeb, but loses some of its weight because we haven't actually gotten to see any negative reaction to sam missing a penalty or fucking up or deciding to fight back (not even in season 2 after the dubai air boycott).

(all this to say: i do enjoy the show. i love the characters, i've been enjoying the episodes as individual units, and i'll continue to tune in week after week. but for a show that once boasted football was life, it's sure been suffering since it decided to stop focusing on that.)

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso critical #been thinking this for a few days now and had to get it all out on paper (so to speak) #yes this season is just as punny and heartwarming and quirky as usual but like. what is everything building towards here #like the only overarching plotline so far is colin's coming out arc and it's being handled great so far #but that can't be the overarching question of the season you know??? #too many questions not enough answers #they should have kept the episode lengths at 30 minutes; forced the writers to keep the plot as tight and focused as in s1 #45-60 minutes is a lot of time when you aren't building towards anything

[ufcosmo]

ohhhh you want to look at my zappa strive fandesign so bad you want to look at it for so long and be captivated by his failswag ohhh. also i tried my hardest to make my shitty photography half decent im sorry if you cant read anything ive written (feel free to ask me what it says if you're unsure)

(fixed images and stuff. more conceptual/looser things under cut:)

#also if you want to know what his Deal is you can ask me that too #please interact with me so i can lure you into my trap of nonstop talking for 30-45 minutes #guilty gear #zappa guilty gear #look at my flop art boy

[creaturefeaster]

I wanna eat ur animations,,, they’re so nice to look at 💙

thank you so much & I appreciate the comment. also just funny to be saying this about an animation of a fly crawling on a bird's dead eye.

#the shots definitely came out more rendered than i planned #i was just going to storyboard stuff but i just skipped and went right to sketching stuff out #i sat there for like 45 minutes struggling to animate a feather. #and then when i was done and leaned back i realised i had like 30+ feathers literally a foot away from my face #like I could have just referenced one of them it wouldve been so easy #i was so mad at myself after that ABSJDBFJDBSHS #[forgets i have poultry]

[mattsdae]

random but the moment i saw that taylor swift flew from st. louis to st. louis i genuinely lost my mind.

that is a 23 mile flight.

it was 13 minutes long.

3 tons of carbon emissions round-trip.

to go from one side of the city to another.

(not to mention that she flew from st. louis to st. louis and then flew from st. louis BACK to st. louis all within 24 hours)

#random #taylor swift #it would have been a 30 minute drive for her and she chose to fly #and to pay over 1000 dollars in fuel for literally 45 minutes worth of flying round trip #i literally can’t think about it anymore or i will lose my mind

[aliothbuzzsawshark]

IDK MAN I THINK HIS OUTFIT COULD BE MORE GAY INTERESTING YA FEEL?

Ignore how the hand couldn’t hold up the mic it’s fine

#yugioh sevens #ygo sevens #sevens #buzzsaw’s art #roa kirishima #roa kassidy #Btw one of his bracelets are a treble clef! Cute! #It took so long just to decide how many straps to add before it looks slutty. Like a solid 30-45 minutes. #7 rewrite #Still looks a little slutty but he’s a rocker. Of course he will be

[greyias]

I have been stuck in an infinite chat hell loop with Norton's non-existence customer service for the last fifteen minutes, and my slowly devolving boredom and simmering annoyance has me googling misremembered tumblrspeak phrases that the search results that are coming up would probably be concerning if anyone else saw them

#the moral of the story is to never give norton your credit card info #the only reason i have it is because it came with my computer and they begged me to stay for just $1 a year #IT WAS A TRAP #they will charge you without warning 30-45 days before your sub ends #and it's a war of attrition to find a real live human #to even begin to initiate a refund request #i have 10 minutes left #i'm holding onto this open tab with what's left of my sanity #this is what my friday night has become #prayer circle for my sanity

[charmwasjess]

I think this is actually my worst impulse as a writer, not any kind of good advice for storycraft, but I’m compulsively nosy about my characters.

I want to know what they had for breakfast, and if they liked it. I want to know what they’re wearing. I want to know all their daily routines, what time they get up, what time they go to bed. I want to go through their shower supplies and their medicine cabinets and see what’s hidden at the back of their underwear drawer. I want to know what weird stuff they jerk off to. I want to download their entire search history for the last month and analyze the raw data.   

#Dooku is a bar soap guy but Sifo-Dyas absolutely has Space Sandalwood foaming body wash and $30 shampoo #Yet Dooku can make a shower last 45 minutes and Sy is out in 3 #Dooku’s search history is boring he uses it for work and lets be honest to google himself #Sifo’s is like a mommy blog quiche recipe followed by search strings for a horrific natural disaster that hasn’t happened yet #followed by pics of Christopher Lee wearing Those Fucking Utterly Translucent White Swim Shorts from Man with the Golden Gun #Sy's med cabinet has normal things like his antidepressants tweezers condoms bandaids ibuprofen pore strips exfoliating scrub rosehip oil #Dooku's just has row after identical row of the bar soap #my writing #star wars fanfiction #⛏️⛏️⛏️

[definitelynotnia]

im sorry i have to rant im so fucking pissed

my exams end on 19th and I have to get rid of some books and buy some books which are quite pricy online so I had planned on going to college street on 20th and selling my books and buying the new ones at a cheap price and i was frankly really excited about it because all I get is a one day break to relax bcz i have to start studying for entrances from 21st so all I have is 20th and i wanted to spend it at college street and then get some food and basically have like a solo date kind of thing.

and i was so so excited about it i told my boyfriend about it like 500 times bcz i kept forgetting i've already mentioned it and it was literally on my mind a lott so i kept bringing it up and ik it seems like not a big deal cz i can just sit at home and chill too but i literally do not get to go outside my house. like- the last time i went out was new years eve and after that the only time i've gone out is to school or to give my boards that is it. my mother has some weird like problem wiht me going out like even if i tell her that i just want to go to our terrace for 5 minutes just to get some fresh air she won't even allow that she'll be all suspicious and like sTaNd In ThE bAlCOnY aNd TaKe FrEsH aIr like she herself doesnt leave the house (and blames it on me and my brother ???? when have we ever stopped you bro, she said I HaVe To Be HeRe To KeEp An EyE like im 18 i dont need to be watched 24/7 stop blaming me for choices you put upon yourself) and i just feel so suffocated ALL THE TIME i feel so overstimulated and im so sick of rotting on my bed and i dont want to wait for some birthday party or friends meet up to be able to leave my goddamn house i just wanted to go and have a fun day and get me some books thats it.

anyway so initially the plan was that my mom would go along but something came up so she wanted to postpone it to 21st and i didn't want to bcz i'd already be missing 3 days bcz of my boyfriends birthday, holi and my brothers birthday (all of which are important and i dont want to miss which makes me the villain apparently bcz i should "adjust" and cancel my "parties" instead of trying to stick to my plan bcz that makes me too demanding and selfish apparently) so i suggested that ukw why dont u go do ur thing which came up and i'll go to college street by myself...which is when the solo date idea came which i had really wanted all along but didnt bring up bcz i knew she'd say no but now there's a valid reason for me to go alone so like, its a pretty easy fix i can just go alone but noooo. First of all,

I've been to college street multiple times before so its not like its an unknown area to me

im going by metro which is quite safe

im going when there is stark daylight and i will return home much much before it gets dark and im literally 18

she never lets me go anywhere alone, not even take ubers alone if i want to get back from somewhere my bf has to come drop me everytime and then go backwards to his house which is so so so stupid and i never get to go out alone unless accompanied by family or by a male friend, so obv when i said i'll go to college street alone she refused to let that happen and started screaming about how 'if its so important to go on 20th bcz u dont want to miss a day of studying then cancel ur 'parties' and study then' and i was like no its not about missing a day its just that there's a very easy and logical fix to this problem which is i go alone and its not inconveniencing anyone so why cant i just do that but she will not listen to that bcz im 'adamant' and 'everything has to be according to me' bcz i found a viable solution to the problem. so instead of letting me just go she was literally ready to pay much more money and buy the books online, like.....why cant i just go bro??? (and she keeps telling me im a waste of her money bcz i will amount to nothing in life and my education was a failed investment or wtv so like now why are u wasting more money??? im literally trying to save the money that u 'waste' on me so just let me ???)

anyway i called my dad last night and told him and he was super ok with the idea he said its a good idea that i go alone and that he would speak to her but then today when i asked her if dad spoke to her she said yes, we'll go on 20th and i was like .....we? so apparently she CANCELLED her previously immovable thing for which she wanted me to cancel my 'parties', she cancelled that and agreed to go with me on 20th just so that i dont get to go alone- like ???????????????? what is ur problemmmm

so obv i was super annoyed and i went on a whole ass rant about how i literally struggle to even cross roads bcz i dont know shit about basic travelling bcz all my life ive been in a car and its a running joke with all my guy friends that i 'cannot navigate' and 'dont know any places' and obv??? if im never allowed to go anywhere then how tf will i know the places- the only places i know is bcz recently i've been paying a lot of attention and asking my dad stuff about what roads to take to reach certain places and when i go out with my friends i kind of try and learn a bit but thats it i've only ever gone alone completely alone to two places which is my beauty parlour thats 5 minutes away from my house and one bazaar one time that was 2 bus stops away, thats it. thats my extent of public travelling alone. and now im supposed to go to a whole new STATE for college and i cant even call myself an auto without struggling. and like- is this not a basic life skill??? like ok yeah its not rocket science and i will probably figure it out even if i start later in life but why not now? most of my guy friends literally go everywhere alone, why not me? and my dad agreed with all of this but my mom was just like "you'll be in the hostel only, no need to go out of the campus" like ARE YOU FOR REAL????????? and she's like "if u want to learn skills learn how to cook" like ok yes i will also learn how to cook for sure but i wont have a fucking kitchen in the hostel but somehow cooking is an urgent skill i should learn but going places by myself is unimportant bcz i should just never? leave? the? hostel?

anyway after much screaming and shouting my dad gave up and just cut the call bcz he doesnt want to get into an argument with my mother and my mother was being all suspicious like why do u hAvE tO gO aLoNe AlL oF a SuDdEn even though i literally explained why i want to do this alone but she doesnt think thats valid. so she refuses to let me go and i asked her for one reason why i shouldnt cz usuallt its always "no u have exam what if smthn happens" but now i literally dont even have exam so whats ur excuse now? streets will always be unsafe forever so "what if smthn happens" is not a reason to never let me go out without a man so just gimme one reason and she couldnt give me a single reason she just said "i said no, thats it".

and now she's gone off about how im useless and blah blah and "high maintainance" bcz i want books and "everyone else (some pishi's son) just studies online" and so the whole option of college street is apparently now cancelled and she's trying to set up a whole ass kindle account (half the books i need arent even available as ebooks) just because i wanted to go by myself.

#in our house kids dont stay outside past 6:30pm'' but now all of a sudden its fine for my brother to play #till 10:30 at night #she literally stopped me permanently from going down in the evenings since i was in class 7-8 #this is why ive never had any friends outside of school bcz she wouldnt let me leave ths fucking house #and now that my brother is in class 7 #he's allowed to be out playing with his friends till 10 freaking 30 #he comes home an hour late sometimes...45 minutes and almost always at least 30 minutes late at NIGHT and she says nothing except like #one sentence #yeah im only the villain i only keep u locke #up in the house its all my fault #this is just so damn unfair #like literally insulting #im not a child what is her problem #what sort of fucking solution is 'never leave the hostel' like ok even if i do that what happens then??? after i graduate? #i'll be a 24 year old who doesnt know shit about going from one place to another without a man present] #and then this woman preaches how she 'always raises her son and daughter equally' like srsly shut the fuck up #my whole life i've been told abar late?'' #and for me bcz i would come home 5-10 minutes late nd i did it maybe once or twice she made me completely stop going down to play #5-10 minutes late from 6:30 wherein he comes an hour late from 9 fucking 30 #and this sounds so stupid bcz im an 18 year old now and i dont give a fuck abt how long i got to play but its just unfair dude #with me it was always smthn or the other either exams or she gets miraculously sick every time i want to go out to play #im not even kidding she did a whole “i have fever and ur going to leave me like this and go play?” on me one time bcz i was adamant abt goi #after months of not being able to go bcz of exam or smthn or the other #she did not have any fever it was fucking bullshit #and how am i supposed to help with ur imaginary fever anyway im literally 12 #its so fucking annoying man and then if i say anything at all she'll go on a tirade about how #like YOU DO THOUGH??????? im sorry ur feelings are hurt bcz i said you do smthn that u LITERALLY DO #istg not even 2 days ago she was having a fight with my dad abt how he should teach my brother to learn how to cycle so that he can go buy #groceries #i can cycle