#3!2!1!Take off!

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

#2 oz vanilla vodka (i used pearl bc its cheap and good) #1 oz lemon juice #1 oz lavender syrup (1 part sugar 1 part 1 water in a sauce pan #healthy coating of EDIBLE!!!! lavender to cover the top #bring to boil then reduce to a simmer for 5 mins #take off heat and let that shit steep for a bit #longer the better #i say 25 mins at the LEAST for a strong flavor #15 mins will do the job tho probs #filter out the lavender w a siv #add 3 drops each of blue/red food dye to make it purple if u want #garnish w a lemon #i bartend at a restaurant and this is one of our signature cocktails #i was iffy about lavender cocktails/lattes n shit before #but this drink changed me. the perfect balance of lavender notes and sweet/citrus #dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dnp #dnpgames #dipnpip #danisnotonfire #do people still use that tag #whatever. its there #danandphilgames #<3 #i love them so much #they are my birth mothers

[bugsinthebayou]

it is my duty as gods most transgender asexual aromantic to stop the cis hetero allosexuals

#i know im holding it wrong but i 1. wanted to show off the blade 2. was taking the picture with the other hand and 3. its really heavy #captains orders

[cartoonwishes]

I'M NOT OKAY

#parallels are key #tgamm spoilers #amphibia spoliers #somebody probably made this comparision already but I just finished watching the tgamm S2 finale #despite me falling off the show pretty hard during season 2 due to other shows taking over my brainrot #this show was my comfort show for a while (during season 1) so seeing the ending gave me some sort of emotional whiplash #amphibia did the exact same thing to me over a year ago with its ending #crazy #also is the ghost and molly mcgee over??? #because the S2 finale felt like a series finale to me #update: the show ended with the s2 finale #tgamm #the ghost and molly mcgee #the ghost and molly mcgee spoilers #amphibia season 3 #tgamm season 2 #amphibia

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face #but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me #while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning #while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep #and then she was like - ur just like my abuser #bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights #and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child #i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off #like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend #pushed me down in the fucking hallway #but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced #bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster'' #but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE #i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do'' #babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him' #that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED #godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic #i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Heyo! ( not me having to look up eastern time cause I'm not in that ) (((if I sent this at the wrong time just ignore I'm so sorry)))

Okie (also sorry if I don't format this completely correctly) May I request Sebek with the prompt rainy night? (Romantic please, and for emojis maybe 🍁✨️, and if possible fluff) and for backup characters ummm Vil with prompt 1 and Epel with prompt 7.

Gosh I hope I did that right. Anyways thank you Dove! I hope that you have a great rest of your day. Also, make sure to be taking breaks and time for yourself! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 Thank you! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Rainy Night; Sebek Zigvolt

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, established relationship

Word Count; 700+

Author's Note; No need to worry, everything looks great, Faye! I completely forgot about the emojis, but I tried my best to fit them in. Enjoy some Becky content! WOE, CROCODILE BE UPON THEE!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

So much for a perfect seaside getaway, but Sebek could not account for a freak storm, so the two of you were stuck inside for the night, and reservations at the restaurant were cancelled due to the downpour. So, he was in a bit of a sour mood, hanging above him much like the dark storm clouds in the sky. Yet you weren’t in such a dire mood, and that helped take his mind off of things… somewhat.

“Aren’t you upset that our reservation was cancelled,” he huffed, turning his glare to the storm outside which seemed to mock him, slapping large leaves against the glass, which was like the storm slapping him in the face. “You were looking forward to it more than me.”

You looked over your shoulder, taking in the rare sight of Sebek in comfy clothes. To be fair the only reason he was wearing the fluffy pyjama pants and a white tank top was because you had gifted them to him. Even though it was something as simple as sleep clothes, Sebek treasured them.

“We can always go another night, sweetie,” you hummed, “besides, I would rather eat your cooking any night.” 

Sebek grumbled but didn’t argue with you, knowing full well that you would just shower him with sweet yet incredibly embarrassing praise for what he deemed as mediocre cooking at best. To be fair, you did call him your ‘pookie-bear’ in front of Malleus and Lilia — yeah, he nearly died that day, and Silver brings it up every now and then. 

“Besides,” you blew off the dust from a book, “I would rather read with you!” 

So that’s what you were searching for? A book? Sebek raised an eyebrow. You would rather read a book with him? And Sebek felt his face heating up. The two of you had been together for quite some time now, but Sebek always went warm when you did something simple, small, yet sweet. Those would leave him more pink and more warm than any grand gesture, because they weren’t planned. They were just something you naturally did, and that flustered him like nothing else.

Sebek cleared his throat, trying to compose himself. “And what has caught your attention, love?” Even with his terms of endearment, he was formal, respectful.

You waddled over, and showed him the cover. “Crocodile Knight!” 

“A children’s picture book?” Sebek hadn’t seen that book since he was a kid, and it did bring back some fond memories for him, but he still wondered why you looked so excited.

“Mhm!” You plopped next to Sebek on the couch, worming yourself next to his side until you were practically trying to merge with him. “Plus you’re my knight, and a crocodile, seems fitting! So, can you read it to me? Pretty pleaseeeeeee? My big, strong, scaly, knight?”

Sebek felt himself grow warm in the face and knew his ears must have been glowing from your giggling. He knew that he should have saved showing you the itty bitty scales that he had until later, but you had insisted on seeing them. “I-I guess I can read you a bit,” he surrendered, knowing that you would win this one.

He started reading, his voice steady and strong, only wavering when he felt you shift beside him. But he stopped reading when he felt your head rest against his shoulder. Glancing at you from the corner of his eye, he made direct eye contact with you; you were looking at him and not the book.

“I thought you wanted me to read this to you,” Sebek restrained himself from letting his loud nature win, making his voice crack a bit. “But you’re looking at me instead of the book?!”

You sighed, and placed a kiss to his jaw, which made him get quiet real fast. “Because you’re my crocodile knight, my beautiful crocodile knight,” you murmured.

Sebek closed the book, putting a bookmark in place so the two of you could revisit it at a later time. There was no chance that he could focus on reading when you were looking at him with hearts in your eyes.

So, instead, the two of you got into a comfortable cuddling position, got cozy under some blankets, and fell asleep in each other’s arms with the sound of rain and thunder aiding you to sleep.

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Tags; @xxoomiii @twistwonderlanddevotee @savanaclaw1996 @ryker-writes [come get ur mans]

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #sebek zigvolt #sebek zigvolt x reader #sebek zigvolt x gn reader #i call sebek becky because i think it's 1) cute 2) funny & 3) would piss him off/embarrass him #also SEBEK WITH HIS HAIR DOWN SEBEK WITH HIS HAIR DOWN- i want to see him in some comfy clothes P L E A S E #reader; pookie-bear - #silver; pookie-bear? *on the brink of laughing* | malleus; i do not see the bear you speak of | lilia; *takes a photo* #sebek; *dies and everyone calls him pookie-bear from now on in diasomnia* #just imagine calling sebek the cheesiest pet names under the sun; it's free dopamine for me #pov: reader domesticates a crocodile #i technically finished this on august 21 at 10:30 PM EST but i'm forcing myself to 1 post per day; so this is scheduled

[pepperpixel]

Scott pilgrim art dump!!!! I started working on these like a fucking month ago and just have not been able to finish them cuz life has been so fucking busy… but I FINALLY! I finally managed to finish them now!!! So behold!!!!!! My blorbos! My favs…. I rlly enjoyed every scene w these 3 they were adorable and awesome and cool…. I hope u guys enjoy my art of them even if it is super freaking late ghgh

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #gideon graves #gideon gordon graves #matthew patel #julie powers #gordon goose #doodles #patelgraves #suggestive #for the last one lol #but yeah… here’s wonderwall ghgh- #gravespatel #I guess Julie x Gideon doesn’t have a ship name lol #I tried looking for one but could not find it #but yeah!!! these 3 rock… they r a delight #definitely my fav part of the show. I loved all the other evil exes too! and like. most of the other characters ghg #tbh this was just a generally fun show I enjoyed it #idk if I’m gonna draw more stuff for these 3.. when I started on this art I was planning to draw more stuff #but then it took so long…. and I’m like.. 1 I might have lost the drive. and 2 I’m so fucking late to the party ghgh #but! we shall see! who knows… #the fact all 3 of these guys are like seemingly the same fucking height (SHORT AS HELL) is. #it’s adorable! and I love it! but also it’s killing me ghgh I need some sort of height diff somewhere!! #but not a single one of these bitches drank there milk they’re ALL short! #so yeah.. if any of them looks taller then they should I’m sorry ghg- I was trying! but I was also struggling #but anyway! yeah… I like them they’re cute! and fun! #I hope u guys like my art of them!

[technicolourtelevision]

in honor of the upcoming season, have some Kendall Roy being fine as hell

#kendall roy taking a piece of clothing off behind his back cinematic universe #here have a compilation of kendall being super fucking fine #hes so hot so insane so unwell i love him #kendall roy #succession #gif #my gif #season 1 #season 2 #season 3

[scourgeblooms]

commander ⇾ wayfinder

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #soto spoilers #minor spoilers. but still. #sylvari #gw2 commander #also hey. what's up with the newest story update #I tried playing through it the first day it came out and I was so put off by starting the instance #and immediately learning that zojja went through with the life changing #memory altering #traumatic procedure that was a pretty big focus during acts 1 2 and 3 OFF SCREEN............. #what do you mean the commander wasn't there with her #what do you mean I don't get to see how this mystical ritual happens #what do you mean. #idk #it seemed very glossed over!!!! #anyway I was so upset by this that as soon as the commander got to nayos I left the instance and haven't gone back lmao #(except to take screens) #listen it took me six years to get caught up on story bc if the vibes don't hit I'm GONE for like three months #until I can come back with a clean slate #anyway. #maybe the tags of this post wasn't the best place to put this rant but I needed to talk it through somewhere #I've been thinking about this for weeks #if you're still reading this hi. I love you #gif #mine #azilab

[toads-n-moss]

pov: your lawyer asks you where the necklace you had earlier went

(technically this is my no dl6 design for feenie but it still fits kfjdkdjd)

he's just a silly lil guy!! the silliest of fellas!!

[id in alt text]

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #no dl 6 #ah eto bleh #!!!!! <3 #he's so silly #this is probably meant to take place during case 1-2 turnabout skies #phoenix is accused of murder after getting off a plane #man is so tired he probably forgot so many details in his testimony #jetlag is real-

[meanferalbutch]

Alright sapphic tumblr, do we think thirst traps showing off your medical devices are sexy too? Find out after the break

MEN, MINORS, AND TERFS FUCK OFF

#mine #my pics #I wasn’t gonna post these pictures but I decided to for a few reasons: #1) wanted to show off my matching set of lesbians earrings and necklace #2) these photos make me look so burly in a way I actually love. trying to come around to loving the fact that I’m big and take up space #3) these pics also make me look like the King of Having Forearms #which is great #anyways reblog to boost my ego #butch #butch lesbian #butch4femme #Butch4All #Butch4Butch #lesbian nsft #butch dyke #butch thirst traps #haha

[accio-motivation]

Steve: Hm, I'm sad.

Billy: Do you want me to take my shirt off?

Robin: How's that going to hel-

Steve: Shut up, Robin...

#Robin quickly leaves the room #because she knows taking off his shirt is just step 1 #steps 2 and 3 make Steve even happier #*wink wink* #harringrove #billy hargrove

[mccallhero]

favourite ouat scenes: 4/?

#ouat #ouatedit #captain charming #captaincharmingedit #killian jones #killianjonesedit #captainhookedit #prince charming #david nolan #princecharmingedit #davidnolanedit #mine #gifs #ouat scenes #part 2 of this scene is next <3 but i needed this specifically for how fkn aggressively david takes his jacket off #also my fave part of the underworld arc will always be the fact that killian is fucking DEAD and everyone keeps #walking up to him and emma going 'we need to go back home!!' #he's so much stronger than i am #this is the most he ever even visibly responded to that shit #i would have started screaming day 1 #anyway :) love these 2 #also i will be giffing captain swan sooooon i just wanted to practice giffing again first #underworld era #u1

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

if i were a companion i'd try on the coat

#like just saying they take it off sometimes #i'd take theo pportunity #no hesitation #1) wanna know how it feels #2) wanna see their reaction #3) wanna try and see if i can keep it for an entire day before they manage to steal it back

[robindrake93]

Is anyone going to talk about how this is the second time Branch has brought someone back from the dead?

#trolls band together #dreamworks trolls #the first time was trolls 1 with poppy #sorry but our girl was dead when branch caught up to her #the second time is floyd in trolls 3 #i don't take criticism that twink troll turned to crystal/plastic/glass #he was no longer there went off to heaven drinking from his silver cup whatever those death worshipping (pos) lyrics were #BUT floyd was brought back by the power of love #and not wanting to disappoint branch again like couldn't walk out on his brother a second time but forever this time #did anyone die and come back after branch showed up in their proximity in trolls 2 someone tell me #i can't remember rn

[compacflt]

wip wednesday: the final wip wednesday :’)

bonus:

#thank you all for reading & putting up with these over the last year. #finished now. #part one of the extras will be posted either saturday or sunday #depending on how many all-nighters i need to pull to finish the final pass edit of the existing fics #then part two will be posted the saturday after that. #then that’s it. #then it’s goodbye. #1. the calm before the storm #2. this section is one of my favorites. gloves-off with the rhetoric here. im gonna tell you exactly how i feel about ice #let it be noted that Truman fired macd’s ass for wanting to turn koreas DMZ into a sea of irradiated cobalt sooo. take it for what you will #3. the calm after the storm #4. saying goodbye #bonus: re-swearing the Oath #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #carole bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #icemav #top gun #top gun maverick #top gun fanfiction #i have a midterm worth 50% of my grade later today wish me luck. i will not be sleeping this week #about to drop 120k on you over the next two weeks btw. compacflt’s last stand.

[moonshynecybin]

In a reconciliation world, what do you think it would take for Vale’s whole entire brain to jump in there?

Like you say he is repressing the fact that he’s in love with Marc. What makes him say: Ohhhhhhh that’s what that was.

THIS ONE IS HARD ummm see the thing is. they havent reconciled in the last 8 years.... and well. a large amount of history resentment and ego is preventing that from happening. which means we are left to theater of the mind to heal one of the most entrenched sports divorces EVER. one that has become a major part of their respective legacies and has been highly publicized by them both. so theyve got a lot on the line if they want to reconcile. and ive said that i DO think it should be valentino to make the first move here but um. well. i genuinely dont know how to get him to that point ! ive got amporphous ideas about a post-retirement crisis/re-evaluation (helpfully dovetails with marc having the worst time vis a vis his injury), them being in forced proximity and remembering they have insane chemistry/the same sense of humor, marc publicly looking like a slut, and many other somewhat plausible scenarios but until it happens (IT WILL. please please please youre nothing) im just throwing darts at the board.

#everytime i write fic im having soo much fun writing the angst and then i have to actually solve them and im like UH OH. #like they are NOT unsolvable it just would take a MASSIVE kick in the pants or happen so slowly and gradually #that neither would realize it was happening until they are maybe literally married. #IN FIC IVE WRITTEN: 1. marc goes FUCK IT and tells valentino he used to be in love with him (slightly OOC frankly! not my closed-off queen! #2. vale has an emotional journey off-screen that i never fully explain #3. literal time travel. #4. tumblr fic: insane horniness #motogp #callie speaks #asks #rosquez