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complicatedsquishy · 7 months
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Everyone please rise for the national anthem.
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elkian · 1 year
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Murderbot: Not feared like a SecUnit nor patronized like a pet robot but a secret, third thing.
Dr. Mensah: Loved and respected like a person?
Murderbot: Absolutely not.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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I came downstairs into my kitchen and my brother’s girlfriend was pouring a jar of applesauce down my sink, when I asked her why she said, “I don’t like applesauce.”
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10centjams · 4 days
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These are fun albums… (obviously don’t repost/use/edit/whatever.)
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caleod · 2 years
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21-9-22
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his-heart-hymns · 6 months
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Jaun gham k hujoom se niklay… aur janaaza bhi dhoom se niklay aur janazey mein ho yeh shor –e- hazeen aaj woh mar gaya jo tha he nahin
Jaun emerged from the crowd of sorrow... His funeral procession graced with joy and grandeur. And in the midst of the funeral, there's this mournful lament:Today the one who has passed away was someone who never truly existed.
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raccoongoddess · 2 years
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*wakes up from a dead sleep*
A WITCHES CALENDAR BUT FOR TUMBLR HOLIDAYS WE HAVE THE IDES OF MARCH FOR SPRING AND SEPT 21 FOR FALL! ARE THERE MORE?!? WHEN DID NEIL BANG OUT HIS TUNES?!?!
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wafflesex · 7 months
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btdtparadiseed · 3 months
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pic taken during my bday lunch last week 😸
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spnshortcake · 11 months
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I Like Them Older
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND @bradleybeachbabe aka Rachel. This is a birthday celebration writing I know I’m a little late but never to late for a celebration. 🤪😉 I hope you like this little writing.
MINORS PLEASE DON’T ENGAGE!!! (18+)
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Y/n , is mavericks daughter and it was her twenty-first birthday party. She knew he was off limits but she just had to taste it. Just once. Beau always gave her looks as her dad walked her through the hangar and always gave her signs that he wanted her as well. Today was her day and she wanted just one thing. Cyclone.
She never goes to the hangar by herself so when she was spotted in her tight jean shorts and tshirt he knew something was up.
“Y/n , what are you doing here your dad left about an hour ago” the Admiral questioned as she closed his door.
“I know he isn’t here I actually came to talk to you.” You smirk as you go and sit in the chair just in front of him he gulping as he watched you sit down. He fix’s his collar.
“And what can I do you for?” He asked. Taking a sip of his ice water in the cup on his desk. Folders was open and he closed them.
“I know you look at me when you think I don’t see you. I know you know it’s my birthday and I know what I want. And it’s you.” You smirk as you uncross your legs he choking on his water.
“Y/n, we can’t what about your dad. What if he finds out.”
You find confidence something you rarely do but you just couldn’t take no for an answer. You walk over and sit on his desk crumbling the folders under you in front of him.
“It’s my birthday and I want you. Cyclone please.” You put your foot on his leg and he grabs it pulling you on top of him.
“You know I can’t resist you y/n god damn it. If I get caught I can lose everything I worked for” he said as he put his hands on your waist making you grind on his lap.
“Well we won’t I promise just please I’m begging you.” You pleaded. this man is practically sweating under your grasp. He finally signs and kisses your lips he is deeping the kiss and he lays you on his desk as he pushes some of your hair behind your ear.
“If you want me to stop please let me know.” He says to you and you pull him closer if that was even possible. “Admiral please I want you so bad.”
He kisses you unbuttoning your shorts as he stares at your clothed bud he smirks and his eyes darken with lust. “God you are an Angel.” He starts pulling off your panties and kisses your inner thigh inching his way closer but so slow it’s making you squirm.
“Don’t tease me beau please I need it.” You beg him putting your hands in his brown hair. He finally placed kisses on your clit and it electric bolts through you as he starts licking and sucking on the most sensitive spot on you. You throw your head back in pure bliss and you start feeling the feeling your gonna cum.
“Don’t stop please beau.” You moan as he puts 2 fingers in your folds and pumping them into them so fast.
“Cum darling cum all over my tongue.” He smirks at you as you finish all on him and breathe heavy.
“Happy birthday sweetie. Might need to clean yourself up before your dinner so I can have my dessert when your dad goes to sleep.” He gives you a napkin. You hop of his desk and pull your shorts up.
“This was the best birthday gift ever. I will definitely hope to give you dessert. See you later daddy”
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Her birthday was on the 10th but I wanted to give her some love today!!! I hope you enjoy your birthday dinner sweet girl. If anyone sees this please reblog and comment a happy birthday for my bestie!!
If you would like a writing my asks and requests are always OPEN
Also this was my first smut writing idk how to feel about that lollllll have a good night.
Love ,
Elizabeth
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ofpd · 5 months
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<3
THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS i kept meaning to find an excuse to post it
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elkian · 1 year
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I’ve seen posts about more rogue SecUnits ending up at Preservation and the PresAux humans realizing Murderbot is a bit weird and feral, and it’s a great concept, *but*:
I raise you that more rogue SecUnits end up at Preservation, and the PresAux humans slowly begin to realize that every single SecUnit/construct is weird and feral in its own unique way.
T17 keeps trying to eat human foods, even though it has no digestive system and barely has tastebuds. A47 is a gremlin that spends 70% of its time lurking silently in the ductwork. The Green One will tell everyone about its plants and it Will Not Shut Up under any circumstances. Every few months everyone has to go on a scavenger hunt for Silence and un-alphabetize everything it alphabetized in the interim. It’s just easier to wear a life preserver while doing anything in Dock 27, yes it makes the SecUnit there more comfortable, no you don’t want to experience stealth force-life-jacketing. Things like that.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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I had to write a Google doc about microplastics and the final result was in absolute gibberish, but was somehow about plastic in fabrics. Also, instead of my name, there was a link to a wiki.
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10centjams · 1 month
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Congrats on strive girl
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furresquid · 7 months
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OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT WHAT DAY IT WAS
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DO YOU REMEMBER?
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jettacar · 7 months
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do you remember?
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