#2 DAYS CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[btc-official]

>get back from 2 week trip >friend is now really into clown husbandry >like really into it >says its his lifes work to create a new show breed with naturally green hair >good bit, i play along at first >realize he is completely fucking serious and thinks its real and that he can do this for real >too tired to argue so i just leave as fast as possible >three days later he gets arrested for going to the circus and trying to kidnap the clowns with a snare trap >have to bail him out >sit down and carefully explain to him what a clown actually is >he doesnt believe me >show him videos of people putting on and taking off clown makeup >he gets really quiet and says he needs to be alone for a while >leave without paying >get a text the next day "i'm not giving up on my dream" >he says that he'll just have to make domesticated clowns real and that he has a plan >mfw it's eugenics

#not sure about this one

[can-u-not-14]

Day 2 of Gerard Way. Here u go u geeky walnuts:

Enjoy his clown fuckery

#gerard way #mcr #mcr memes #mcr tumblr #killjoys #mcr gerard #mcrmy #my chemical fucking romance #my chem romance #my chem gerard #my chemical gerard #my chemical romance #daily gerard way

[luciellelaws]

I have a made severe lapse in judgement.... (a black butler rant)

Man...

I am sorry. I truly apologize. The moment I saw his face in trailer, I was disappointed.

⬆️⬆️

I thought," LOOK how they massacred my man😭😭". I was ready to roast and clown the shit out of his babified face when the first episode aired.

And I am not too proud to admit I was wrong.

LOOK AT HIM

JUST LOOK AT HIM

*feral noises incoming*

When I saw him in motion, I had a second awakening (the first one being seeing him in season 1). It was glorious. Magnificent!

ELEGANTO!! *in the voice of the elegant dude from spy x family*

I am so sorry for all the words I was about to say. I am a changed woman. I apologize.

But truly, the animation seems to be gorgeous. Ciel looks a bit more mature in the season and Sebastian also seems to resonate the style Yana Toboso draws him in now and overall I think if they stick to the manga (looking at you season 2) and maintain the animation quality throughout the whole season, I think this will be a success. Kuroshitsuji maybe able to gain the same notorioty it had back in the day but we'll see.

#black butler #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #kuroshitpost #kuroshitsuji #the new arc is fire #hope they stick to manga #we don't want another season 2 situation #apologies #just a rant #forgive me

[jxrdanwayne]

The Teen Titans, just more grounded… sort of

I love the Teen Titans (2003)… however, when I watched it back in the day, I could never really relate to any of the characters… that’s probably because I last watched TT years ago, when I was a youngin’ and didn’t know shit… when I would watch it cause “cool powers” and fun fight scenes…

But I done grown from back then, still haven’t rewatched it in quite some time, but I started to think…

What if they remade Teen Titans more grounded and even more relatable… I mean they are teens, they should be going to school, right? Wouldn’t it be cool to see the Titans going through school like and tryna balance keeping Jump City in check?

So that’s exactly what I did. Well, sorta… I ain’t no professional writer but here’s what I put together…

Characters

Robin (Dick Grayson): Lets be honest, he wouldn't be student body prez. Why? He's too busy, also, it would be like him to turn down the responsibility. But he would be one of, if not the best, student in his class. I mean, under the guidance of Bruce Wayne himself, he wouldn't settle for less, now, would he?

Star Fire (Kori Anders): she, in my version, wouldn't pop up on the scene yet. She remains to be seen. Probably in part/season/volume 2

Beasty (Garfield Logan): The class clown who uses humor to mask his insecurities, especially when it comes to his shape-shifting powers. He would also be an animal rights activists at Gotham Academy (GA) too. He'd also be living with Victor too, but not exactly living lavish.

Raven (Rachel Roth): She would be taken in by Bruce Wayne after the fallout she'd had with Trigon and running away. She'd be attending GA with Dick. She'd also be closed off, not trusting anyone and only be talking to Dick, but not necessarily opening up to him.

Cyborg (Vic Stone): He wouldn't be going to school for two reasons. 1. He's already half machine so he knows all he needs to know, and 2, he would danger his students, because the publick already know about a hero named Cyborg. And he can't really have a secret identity cause of the machine parts that are obvious to everyone who sees him. He'd be living with Beasty.

The Narrative

So the narrative would be through Dick's eyes. As he begins high school, he stops being Batman's sidekick for a bit, and goes on to fight crime on his own as Nightwing. As a freshman, he meets Victor Stone (pre-Cyborg) as a junior and the captain of the Gotham Academy football team. After an accident at Star Labs, Vic stops coming to school. Dick gets nosey and investigates. He thinks Vic had something to do with the accident, his father working at Star Labs and his mother's death at the time of said accident ties Vic to it. After some time, Dick sees Vic as Cyborg and realizes why he stopped attending school. What happens is: on a mission, Nightwing is in trouble and Cyborg saves him. Dick asks and Vic tells him what happened at the accident. They become friends.

About 2 years later, Dick sees a new student, this green kid, and gets curious. He asks him on the color of his skin, but Gar just plays it off as a rare skin condition. Dick, being the child genius that he is, doesn't believe him. He looks it up and confirms his hunch. He is suspicious, and understandably so because in Gotham, stuff like this usually isn't a good sign. He investigates and spies on him, finds that Gar is a shapeshifter. He confronts him about it, but Gar isn’t about that life. He hates the fact that he was turned into who he is now, so he uses humor to cover it up, try to forget. Dick convinces Gar that it ain't so bad, and intro'd him to someone like him: Vic, who had already hacked the system, literally, and got himself a house and car at that point. Gar and Vic bond over the fact that they were turned into something they didn’t wanna be, and the fact that they can't live life normally no more. They become best friends, and Gar starts living with Vic.

One day, Dick comes from school one day and sees a stange girl sat at the dinner table. Bruce tells him only her name and that he should take care of her. Raven doesn't trust Dick, not one bit. She's not even sure she trusts Bruce. She keeps playing mysterious and aloof, rarely interacting with Bruce, Dick or Alfred. Rachel (Raven) then gets enrolled into Gotham Academy, and since she's so anti-social, she'll be forced to stay by Dick's side to get through school. Through a series of trials and obstacles, Rachel learns she can she must trust others to make it out alive. She begins by giving Dick trust little by little. She gets exposed to Dick's other friends, Gar and Vic. She realizes she's not the only misfit in this group. This is when she decides to tell her story of escaping Trigon, but only to Dick. As time goes on, she starts getting comfortable with the rest of the gang.

Now, you might be wondering, what event will lead the Teen Titans to become the Teen Titans? What's the conflict?

Peep this…

(This is pre-Raven, by the way) Dick just resigned as Robin and takes on the mantle of Nightwing. He's tryna gain indipendence and escape from Batman's shadow. Bruce sees no problem with this, in fact, he tries to help him. But Dick refuses, he wants to do things on his own, but keeps encountering roadblocks along the way. He manages to get Gar and Vic to join him, and he even finds an underground warehouse to make their base of operations, however, it's empty. They haven't really gotten going... Even some times, Nightwing goes after a villain alone and doesn't inform his team, he gets in trouble and the Titans or Batman saves him. One day he finds his hideout filled with computers and weapons, and state of the art crime-fighting equipment. Totally decked out. This could only be the doing of one person: Bruce Wayne. He gets mad at him because he didn't want help from anyone, but the Titians are thrilled. He confronts Bruce and Bruce tries to tell him that even he needed help sometimes. I'm not really sure what event would get Dick to see that it's okay to accept help from people every once in a while. Perhaps y’all could help me. But anyway, that's Dick/Nightwing's arc.

[Plot happens, Rachel joins the Titans]

Up until this point, the Titans aren't exactly what you would call a well-oiled machine, they keep bumping heads and disagreeing. And there's no real threat to test their strength together as a team, cause there's Batman keeping the peace in the city. But then Batman, during a fight with the Joker and his allies, he gets his back broken I know, it’s been done, it’s not original and goes into a coma indefinitly. This forces the Titans to get their shit together since there's no one left to keep Gotham safe from Joker and crime. They ain’t just fighting regular villains, they are in the big leagues now, fighting Batman's villains. This will be the Titans' true test. Nightwing tries to get the team on board, but they are scared and reluctant. They never faced threat like this, but Nightwing convinces them that they can do it, and that it wouldn't be easy, but if no one does this, no one will. He says he can't do this on his own. He says he needs help.

What do y’all think?

#teen titans #raven dc #beast boy #dc #dc comics #dc robin #nightwing #cyborg

[icestorming]

- oh.

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #husker hazbin hotel #huskerdust #cherry bomb #my art #i will never again draw Husk doing cat things because he doesn't like it and I respected a furry #i did this 2 days ago I AM A CLOWN #I have so many ideas I am full of shit

[saltpepperbeard]

WE'RE IN THE SINGLE DIGITS RANGE NOW, Y'ALL. NINE DAYS. HOW ARE WE FEELING 😀😀😀

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #Our Flag Means Death #ofmdsource #ofmdedit #ofmd gifs #ofmdblog #ofmddaily #Lucius Spriggs #Izzy Hands #Edit #I AM JUST #Like I'm beside myself quite honestly lmao #I can't comprehend it at all #I've been struggling to do so ever since things started EXPONENTIALLY ZOOMING OFF #and shh listen shhhshshshsshshshh #i understand that i'm a clown okay #i understand that i was being horsey about it like two months ago #and now i'm over here panicking over it coming out in just nine days #but listen #l i s t e n #the first step is self-awareness okay HSDJKSL

[pybun]

🍦🔥Sweet and Twisted 🔥🍦

#twisted metal #sweet tooth #needles kane #clown #scopophobia #art #i wish Twisted Metal a very season 2 so i can see him again 😳 #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #its finally done after weeks of work ;u; #betitted clown #very rare very beautiful #[scientist holding test tube] finally media that caters to me #lineart took weeks while the rest took a few days :) #its the least fun part as usual #i need to enjoy linearting #i like how this turned out

[saphirune]

i like him a lot of course

#ace attorney investigations 2 #simon keyes #another pink clown...ty... #im ready to turn this blog back to my crappy doodle blog i have no time these days lol... #for nice art i mean

[wigglesdtuff]

chopper really thought this would be the perfect game for her when he saw the box art honest

#nico robin #one piece #pikmin #wtt art #daily wtt robin #day 23 #this is brought to you by me getting pikmin 2 on switch and promptly losing 66 pikmin to the first boss like a clown

[thegreatnpowerfulspuukiiz]

am i allowed to say that i believe the crush was 100% mutual here? 🧍‍♀️

is- is that controversial?

#helluva boss season two #helluva boss #helluva boss season 2 episode 7 #helluva boss mammon’s magnificent musical mid season special #fizzaroli helluva boss #helluva boss blitz #fizz x blitz #fizzarolli x blitzo #helluva blitzo #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss clown #helluva boss headcanon #it’s been stuck in my head for days #they like holding hands

[harpuiaa]

persona 2 doodles

#im playing innocent sin again girl help #if you're wondering abt the massive amount of joker. it's simple. hes very fun to draw #persona #smt #p2 #the last two are older but i figured i never posted them here #the image with a very funnily faced NiGHTS was a style swap with. well. NiGHTS bc i realised they're both jesters nd i can do what i want #idk what it is abt joker but i always draw him more unhinged than he actually is like hes jun in his most grieving and angry nd revengeful- #-state. but bc of his mask find it hard to take him seriously when drawing him myself. sorry jun i'll draw you properly one day. i promise #it's what happens when you have the most tragic plot important antagonist dress like a clown i suppose... #persona 2 spoilers #for good measure #realising i draw characters facing left entirely too often

[toxooz]

anyway the comic update should be next week (3pgs left) until then a ghillie König warm up scribble bc i finally caved and got the sloth pak and am Obsessed with how much more creepy he looks 😞👐

the pic that started it all:

#i never spend money on games other than the initial Game itself but MAN #it passed my rule of dont buy it unless u consistently think abt it for days and well it passed #i do want to get the whole ghost n soap pack too but brother that shit too much money im willing to spend #now i just need his peanut butter edition 😔 #he looks even creepier than his default skin (how hot of him) but i play like a clown so therefor he looks like a clown #BUT homie showed me how to do private matches with bots so i can practice without the feeling of sheepish embarrassment lmfao #bc apparently im even scared to be Perceived by randos who will never see me again in 5 seconds #thats anxiety baybay!!!! #so anyway my prayers have been answered OK i Gotta shuddup brain is playing pinball with 1000 thoughts rn peace #my art #i mean barely PFFFT #scribble #sketch #konig #ghillie #cod #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare 2 #konig modern warfare #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #könig #konig cod

[purrvaire]

good omens season 2 + text posts I have on my phone (3/?)

1 / 2

#good morning again lovely people in my phone #back on my bullshit #day 4 of coping after the finale: not doing well #made two playlist #one is just taylor swift #made a thread about it on twitter and sobbed a little #still this wont prevent me to be the silliest clown on this hellsite #last one is inspired by all the people me noticing aziraphale checking out crowley throughout the season #cant blame him #they looked like a five course meal followed by fruits dessert and coffee #a feast even #anyway #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #gos2 spoilers #good omens season two spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #beelzebub good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #muriel good omens #good omens memes #tumblr text meme #my screenshots #user purrvaire #third one is actually me fr

[impel-clown]

The nature of Buggy's character means that there is an equal possibility that his insecurity regarding his nose stems from some truly awful, gut wrenching event in his backstory that haunts him to this very day

Or Shanks made an offhand joke about it one (1) time

Could be either

Could be both

#one piece #buggy the clown #shanks #now if it is option 2 Buggy probably remembers it as this awful gut wrenching event in his backstory that haunts him to this very day #meanwhile the joke was something shanks legit doesnt remember #or hell #maybe both?

[pocketsizedquasar]

i want every single white piece of shit on that post calling people fascists or misguided or privileged or stupid for not voting for biden to look a palestinian person whose entire family got killed by biden in the eyes and tell them you think they should vote for biden. tell them you think they're privileged for not voting for biden. look them in the eyes and condescend to them about how much danger they clearly don’t know they’re in.

don't actually do that. don't actually ever speak to a fucking brown person lmao. eat shit actually.

i want every single one of you genocidal freaks to think for two seconds about why you think it's acceptable to tell brown people to vote for the man committing genocide on their fucking families. to tell disabled people to vote for the man committing eugenics based genocide on them at home via covid. (you do realize the largest amount of covid protection rollbacks occurred during biden's presidency right? you do realize a thousand people a week are CURRENTLY dying from covid?)

using the threat of our rights being taken away as a cudgel against Black and Brown and disabled ppl as if the biden admin hasn’t overseen more covid deaths than the trump admin, massive attacks on immigration rights (including the recent immigration proposal increasing mandatory detention and allowing mass deportations), massive attacks on reproductive rights (they knew abt roe v wade for WEEKS. we can bypass congress for genocide & for worsening immigration rights but we can't do anything about abortion?), as if we aren't looking at the current highest levels of homelessness since 2007. and all of that on top of the fact that joe shitstain biden is LITERALLY COMMITTING GENOCIDE.

the audacity. the absolute audacity. of this white bitch going ""vote for them: the most marginalized, the most vulnerable"" BIDEN IS KILLING "THEM." BIDEN IS KILLING US. How dare you speak for us? biden's complete rollback of covid protections have killed more people than trump. biden's admin has utterly abandoned disabled people to die. he is committing a eugenicist genocide against all disabled and immunocompromised people. he is committing a genocide against palestinians. the audacity to call those people "privileged" for refusing to enable THEIR OWN GENOCIDES.

"boohoo we have no choice but to vote for the genocidal fascist or else there'll be fascism!!!" you dumb fuckers we are already living in a fascist state. you don't care about stopping fascism. you don't care about stopping genocide. you care about fascism and genocide not hurting you. if spineless liberals and dems want so badly to beat trump they should put forward a candidate who hasn’t alienated the voter base that let them win the last time, not the candidate that barely won four years ago before reneging on his promises (student loans, environmentalism, etc), killing half a million people from covid, and killing 20,000+ more via colonial genocide.

to every dumbass in those notes going “uwu he isn’t perfect uwu he isn’t my first choice uwu we can't let ~disagreements~ get in the way uwu voting is like public transport <3 voting is like a group project”: ten thousand children are dead. ten thousand children are dead. ten thousand children are dead. biden killed ten thousand children. what the fuck is wrong with you.

i hope you all rot.

#quasartalks #us politics #politics #joe biden #palestine #israel #covid #covid19 #genocide #ableism #racism #jesus fucking christ this is infuriating. this is so fucking infuriating. #the sheer condescension and audacity of these white pieces of shit #i hope every single one of them is haunted for the rest of their lives by Every Single Person who died of covid during the past 4 years #by every single child that Biden and Israel murdered during the past 2 months #i have scarcely been this fucking furious in my life. #i hope you all rot. #i made this post like two days ago and then left it in my drafts for a bit but yeah i’m still just as furious lmao #how dare you tell a people being genocided to support the man doing it #this is rebloggable for now but if people clown i’m throwing hands

[monster-every-day]

day 43 - 2/12/24 - circus snail

snail with a jester hat for eyestalks and a circus tent for a shell! don't be fooled, it's still the size of a regular snail, it's just circus themed. many will encounter one and see the tent on its back and immediately assume it is a ginormous snail, but if you take a moment to assess your surroundings, you will notice that the snail is actually very small in size!

#2/12 #february #february 2024 #2024 #circus snail #monster every day #daily drawing #type: bugs #type: clown