When Magda did a photoshoot for their sponsors, she has had extra training, so she was a little late and stressed
In the official photos from the shoot, she wears Erins shirt with the number 22 🤣
His age is Danny's: 14 to 16 + 10 years in future = 24 to 26
His age is Vlad's: 40's + 10 years in future = 50's
His age is an average: ((15±1)+(45±5))/2 + 10 years in future = 40±3
It's Danny's ghost half's age: 0 to 2 + 10 years in future = 10 to 12
It's Vlad's ghost half's age: 20's + 10 years in future = 30's
The ghost half average: ((1±1)+(25±5))/2 + 10 years in future = 23±3
His human half's biological age (AGIT): 14 to 16
Human half's time spent existing (AGIT): 0 We're not considering this
Possibilities where Dan is considered a minor: 2/7
Minimum age you can date without people thinking it's weird: x/2 + 7
Maximum age you can date without people thinking it's weird: (x-7)*2
Dan's maximum possible age: 59
Dan's minimum possible age: 10
Years until the age range Dan can date assuming his minimum possible age overlaps with the age range Dan can date assuming his maximum possible age: 20.333 years
Age his date is allowed to be when the age ranges of his minimum and maximum possible ages overlap: 46.667 years old
Random thought of the day because I will never stop hyperfixating on Exos:
Exos can get sick, but it’s very rare and most of the “sicknesses” operates much like a computer virus at a functional level. Many symptoms of these viruses can mirror those of more organic sicknesses, I.e. upset stomach, headache, fever, body aches. Though there are a few Exo specific symptoms that can occur, I.e. glitching voice box, staticky optics, sudden shut downs, malfunctioning limbs, etc.
There are shops that sell “kill codes” that act as the Exo equivalent of antibiotics and antivirals, though they have timed effects and often leave the Exo feeling weak and tired after it kills the virus, since now their systems have to clean up the mess the viruses made and work on restoring potentially lost data—this takes a lot of energy.
Maybe these viruses originated from the Golden Age as a way to hack into Exos and shut them down, because some people didn’t agree with what BrayTech was doing with Exos. Those computer viruses, which were potentially programmed to be “self-learning” so it could adapt to the protective measures installed in Exos, ended up “mutating” and becoming more dangerous and “infectious” (i.e. now they can spread through contact via jumping across from one body to the other via static electricity or something idk) and so people have developed safeguards against them—like firewalls that act as their “vaccines” that are installed into their bodies and hardware so the virus can’t do anything.
I dunno, I’m just musing. Feel free to add on y’all’s thoughts haha
you know it all started in destiny 1 with whole "we are guardians and we fight evil aliens and we are alone in this world" and with story progrsion it got to everyone teaming up and becoming friends to fight some super bad guy with a vape for a head. we have great family roles like: unwilling therapist, emo teen, badass huge woman, wizard (various flavours), grandpa with dementia, boy scouts leader, con man, thembo gaslight girlboss or various dilfs. a lot of canon queerness included as a bonus!
Squad 312:
Their love for each other literally saved the universe by teaching the enemy what love truly is, they fought tooth and nail to get back to each other through time and space, they call each other family in canon, and they love each other so much!!!
What prompted this? No fucking clue. Completely consensual and can be either platonic or romantic. You’re pick! I may have missed people and if so, I’m sorry.
Shaxx. He. Is. Absolutely. DTC (down to cuddle). The perfect man to cuddle with just the right tenderness and just the right ability to do nothing but trace patterns absently on your skin.
Any eliksni hatchling or cabal pup in existence. Protect the babies. Cuddle the babies. Keep them safe.
Saladin. He is only the highest because he is a solar Titan and very warm. Like spooning a marshmallow.
Misraaks. Would the plating be annoying? Probably. But he’s huge and he has four hands. All the more hugs.
Zavala. I’m safely assuming he knows how to cuddle from his wife and would be a wonderful cuddle partner.
Variks. He needs cuddles. desperately. He’s not good at them but he’s willing to learn and makes an effort to engage in them.
The Crow. Probably super clingy and always strangely clammy. Gonna need a lot of blankets and you’ll never be free. 10/10
Shaw. Average man, probably has cuddles for warmth before, prefers the big spoon.
The Drifter. Probably a popsicle. But makes up for it by being super soft. 7/10
Eris Morn. You might get black ichor on you but that’s okay because she really needs this.
Ikora. Probably hard to convince to just cuddle and worried over work while doing so. She still deserves them.
Osiris. Would claim he needs to return to work after 15 minutes to avoid it “getting awkward”.
Rahool. Brings enegrams to bed but he’ll let you lay on his chest while he deciphers them.
Xur. Might be slimy.
Saint-14. He’s only so low because I don’t know how much of exos are metal.
Caiatl… I love her, she’s massive, but I fear I’ll be squished. A consequence I accept.
Spider. Would complain the entire time.
Banshee. Would forget where he is and reexplainjng it would get old quickly.