#101 dalmatian shit right here

[piracytheorist]

Which Disney movie do you consider overrated? (Pixar counts)

Peter Pan from 1953. And I'm gonna choose violence here. Skip this post if this is your favourite film.

The most glaring problem with that film is of course the racist depiction of Native American tribes. Sadly, a film can be technically well made while also being racist, so it's not the racism part that makes me think that this film sucks from an entire film making standpoint.

It's the depiction of Hook, and to an extent, Peter Pan. In the original story, Peter Pan represents childhood, but also immaturity, while Hook represents adulthood and all the shit that follows it. While Hook is more of a villainous character, he's not the villain of the story, while Peter Pan is not the absolute hero protagonist and paragon of virtue of the story. He's also pretty fucked up. Pan and Hook are symbols, and of opposite sides to boot, and that's why they're antagonists in the story. Wendy is a character, learning about both and in the end pretty much choosing neither.

So Disney took that and turned it into a black-and-white hero vs villain story while forgetting that the original is about Wendy learning what growing up is all about.

Hook is turned into a caricature of a villain while also being mocked for having a very legitimate fear of an animal that wants to eat him. I don't know, maybe it's because I don't have childhood nostalgia for this film, I first watched it when I was like 14 and I was like dafuq did I just watch. Like I was legitimately cringing and feeling bad that Hook was being made fun of. Phobias and trauma-related fears are no laughing matter.

And look - I'm not saying you can't have a villain who is comical. Cruella de Vil from 101 Dalmatians, which came out a few years after Peter Pan, is also a comical villain... but she's not a ridicule. Roger may make a song mocking her, but it's more of a dark humor song going like "She's the devil and she will eat you alive O_O but not really" while Peter Pan went like "LOL Hook is afraid of an animal that ate his hand and now wants to eat the rest of him he's such a coward LOL!" And no, I don't think it's fair to see a man who's willing to kill children in cold blood and to try and bring him down by laughing at a very rational fear he has. If it was used as a weapon against him and taken seriously - like the Lost Boys or Pan calling upon the crocodile so that Hook will panic and they can escape - it would have been a cool, albeit a little dark (though not too dark for Disney, especially for that era) idea, though not uncalled for compared to what Hook does. But no they just lol about it. It's hideous.

And in general I find that version of Pan unlikable, super annoying and an immature brat - which is funny because that's what Pan is supposed to be in the original story! He's meant to present to Wendy the "bad" sides of staying a kid forever. But Disney just presents him as a hero who learns from his mistakes like NO BITCH the whole point is that Pan doesn't grow up! He doesn't grow more mature and he's NOWHERE near being a person to look up to.

I agree that it's an iconic film but when you actually tear it down it's insulting to people with phobias and/or traumas, poorly translated from the source material, shallow as fuck, and also racist. 0/10 probably the only good thing that came out of it was whatever money the mouse decided to give to Great Ormond Street Hospital for using the rights to Peter and Wendy. (If you don't know what that is, J. M. Barrie, the author of the book and original theater play, gave the rights to the aforementioned hospital so any production getting the rights to make any production of it would essentially pay the hospital, which is a cool af idea. I think that right-holding reached its end a couple years ago and lo and behold what did the mouse do? A live action Peter Pan film :)

#I am not normal about this (derogatory) #lentachorum #ask and ye shall receive #nette chooses violence

[kayden-valcourt]

🤘🏻Introduction!🤘🏻

Warning: Flashing/blinking gifs This is my introduction + rules for requests!

Sup, my name is Kayden and I am a guitarist, metalhead, programmer, Skater, and artist!

I am 16 years old plus a professional Gemini!!

If you wanna join me and my friends' server use the link below!

I mainly chill and draw all day, or sleep all day, or talk to people all day, or look at the wall all day, it truly just depends on the day man. I love talking to people too, so don't be shy to talk to me because I'm always looking for new people to talk to and be friends with!! also here is my Carrd https://bivh.carrd.co

I love to listen to music, if you can't tell. I am especially fans of nu metal, black metal, heavy metal, glam metal/hair bands, hard rock, alternative rock, punk rock, and classic rock! Iron Maiden, Korn, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Murderdolls, Nine Inch Nails, and Slipknot are my current favorites!

I also love to play my guitar, it's an Epiphone SG Special, cherry red color. I love to play and it's one of my few hobbies!

I'm super into learning about and collecting photos of my favorite bands/band members, I especially am into Joey Jordison as of right now. I have over 100 photos of him and I think my favorite pictures of him are ones taken during his time in Murderdolls.

I'm also an artist, more of a cartoonist. Digital art is my thing, I am shit when it comes to painting, sculpting, sewing, using charcoal, and anything else like that. Cartooning has been my thing since I was 12 and I plan to continue with it since I haven't stopped. I also have characters and write stories and lore for them, I plan to work on a comic when I get my art style down and have the time. I also do requests!! rules for requests:

Nothing 18+ (nudity and sexual) this includes any fetish or kink material, I probably won't draw heavy gore for requests just because it might make me a little uncomfortable to draw that for someone else, I also won't draw animals/pets/"feral" characters (I just don't have the skills for that yet).

But I can draw characters from a show, your ocs, honestly anything.

I have the right to decline/ignore your request, these are free and I do them on my own time, thank you!!!!

I also love playing video games, specifically Minecraft, Fallout 4, Skyrim, Gmod, and TF2. I also have Pesterquest + Hiveswap which I read sometimes.

I'm also in some fandoms, gee imagine that. I like Breaking Bad, a lot actually, I also like Homestuck (Pesterquest and the canon comic), Fallout 4, old Disney Movies (Aristocats, Lady and the Tramp, 101 Dalmatians, Bambi, etc), Suicide Squad, Evil, Beavis and Butthead, Rick and Morty, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Bojack Horseman, Beastars, Q*bert, Disenchantment, and others. Sollux is literally me IRL, idk how some asshole stole my identity and turned it into a character but they did and somehow got away with it.

I'm always open to talk to new people plus make friend, I'm actually hella lonely and need better people in my life! Thanks for reading!!

#Kayden Valcourt #Introduction #looking for friends #discord server #public server #Meet me #guitarist #artist #cartoonist #digital artist #metalhead

[drdavidhuxley]

Because I recently went to see WDAS' most recent film, Wish, and because it's their centennial, and because I'm currently listening to a mega-draft podcast of the films, here are my Top Ten Walt Disney Animation Studios films (not my list of personal favorites, the top ten films I would say are the top ten best of the canon):

Beauty and the Beast (1991) - an assuredly told version of the story, an outstanding score, stellar cast and voice work paired with great animation, a highlight of the medium of animation

Pinocchio (1940) - this was their second one out of the gate! i mean there's so much to admire: the shot of jiminy's perspective as he hops to geppetto's shop, the overhead shot of the town, the horror of lampwick turning into a donkey, the monstro chase, everything with figaro and cleo!!!

Sleeping Beauty (1959) - they set out to create a literal moving work of art and they did it. the tchaikovsky score and gorgeous painted backgrounds, PLUS you got The Golden Girls raising a child in the woods, "And now you shall deal with me O Prince, and all the powers of Hell!" FUCK.

101 Dalmatians (1961) - I watched this in its entirety for the first time as an adult after previously only seeing part of it once or twice and I never knew how fucking tight of a film this is. So tightly told. And it looks exciting and charming. A real gem from the studio.

Cinderella (1950) - the part when the grand duke is talking to the king about how the prince would react if the girl of his dreams showed up to the ball and they show the prince reacting to cindy walking into the ballroom, good shit. the message of "a dream is a wish your heart makes" gets a bad rap, but it's a pretty song and sentiment. also this movie has one of my favorite animated scenes where lady tremaine wakes up the stepsisters to tell them about the slipper and cinderella slowly realizes she danced with the prince the night before and she has this dreamy look on her face and then lady tremaine figures what's up and they pull in on her glowing green eyes and it's over for her. also I think this is one of the most gorgeous and elegant animated films. cinderelly, cinderelly!

The Little Mermaid (1989) - this probably wouldn't be on my list a few years ago, but with the live action adaptation this year and its entry into the National Film Registry, I've been reconsidering this movie and it's such a joyous and ✨ magical ✨ animated work with an emotional center that connects with so many who watch it. the YEARNING. ashman understood it. also, glen keane's (i believe he animated this part?) animation on the part of your world reprise is glorious with that fucking hair, pat carroll and the design of ursula, a heavenly match. and menken's delightful score. it's so good.

Aladdin (1992) - this is actually my number one personal fave, it's the VHS tape I watched the most growing up, but I think this is a good placement for it. It's beautiful to look at, it's a full-fledged animated comedy, it's the last of howard ashman's contributions, "friend like me" is one of the best animated sequences ever, aladdin was my first animated crush, i still stan jasmine, it spawned a pretty terrific spinoff series, jonathan freeman's cackle is the best villain cackle, and of course, robin. also, ron clements and john musker are kings.

Lilo & Stitch (2002) - the more time passes, the more I think this film proves itself to be a grand achievement in the canon. the amount of sentiment is just right, stitch is an entertaining creation and his connection with lilo is relatable, i mean the ending scene always gets me with the "it's broken but still good", also the fact that not another film in the canon looks like this one makes it stand out. and the ending shot of stitch's picture attached to the weathered family photo, ugh. it's also a love letter to "weird little kids". i love it.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) - i mean, yeah. it's scary, it's silly, the queen's transformation into the hag still rules. "one song" is an underrated song.

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) - this movie is legendary. the story of how it came to be is insane. i read that there is actually no completed screenplay of the movie??? that's how much they had to scramble to put this together? i would also put this on a list of great comedy films. eartha kitt, eartha kitt. i don't know what things would look like if we actually got kingdom of the sun, but we are so lucky to have this hilarious movie.

#i didn't mean to write this much #thank you hyperfocus #that extended release addy doing its thing #no the lion king would not make my top ten #i didn't have anything in the “revival” era or whatever it's called but wreck-it ralph would be high on my list #i still need to see 9 films in the canon #also i feel if i rewatched bambi it would make my top ten #i feel bad for not having fantasia #cause it's glorious too #disney #walt disney animation

[notmariolevi]

The Buddies universe and Elderitch Horror: An essay

Okay, so you probably read the title and asked yourself: “What the fuck did I just read?” And That’s a justified reaction. I mean, who even gives a shit about some shitty disney direct to DVD franchise that’s a spinoff of some stupid dog sports movie?

Me, I do, all too much. Let me explain.

For context, the Buddies franchise is a spinoff of Air Bud, a movie series about a Golden Retriever who plays basketball. Why they decided to make a spinoff about Air Bud’s offspring is… I don’t fucking know, Puppies sells more DVDs and VHSs. The First movie, Air Buddies, was just 101 Dalmatians but with 92 less dogs and Golden Retrievers, and overall wasn’t a great movie… But it sold quite well, and so Air Bud died so Buddies could dominate.

Next was Snow Buddies which, than having 5 dogs die on set and using underaged dogs, thus making causing the “No animals were harmed in the making of this film” Disclaimer to be removed, it still sold quite well, and the franchise continued, much to the dismay of the USDA…

And from there, the franchise went off the rails.

Instead of making normal talking animal movies like everyone else, the Buddies decided to smoke a shit ton of crack and made 5 sequels (7 if you count the Santa Paws spinoff) that are so bizarre, that I need to talk about them or it will eat me up inside.

So, without further ado, let’s begin.

To start things off normally, Santa Claus exists, thanks to Santa Paws and its sequel, alongside the crossover movie Santa Buddies. Now, there’s nothing much I can say here. I mean, that’s pretty normal for kids movies. Santa is a part of childhood for many and, naturally, his existence makes sense in family media.

“Really,” I hear you asking, “Santa Claus is normal for kids' media. Where does it start getting complicated?”

Don’t worry, you’ll see soon enough.

We next go to treasure buddies, where we learn magic exists alongside ancient curses. Evidence for this includes that one moment when B-Dawg (the thug one) gets turned into a cat and Ubatsi (the cat) gets turned into Stone like Ash Ketchum at the end of the first pokemon movie. Now, of course, Santa Claus’ existence paves the way for more magic to exist, so it’s only natural that magical curses and shit like that would exist. But that’s it, right? I mean, those two instances of magic are all that exist, right…?

You see, when I said Treasure Buddies introduced magic into the world of Buddies, I was lying. It was actually introduced earlier, and with far, far more sinister implications.

And this is where the eldritch gods come into play.

 In Spooky Buddies, we are introduced to the Halloween Hound, an eldritch demon who seeks to bring hell itself to earth and destroy humanity. And not only are we introduced to him, but we are also introduced to an Occultic follower of his, Warwick the Warlock, who has a magical staff that can bridge the worlds of hell and earth together. And also we’re introduced to ghosts, but that’s not really important. The existence of Santa Claus and Egyptian curses are somewhat normal for kids' media, but Eldritch gods aren’t. The truth of the matter is, that this world is at constant threat of demonic invasion and the apocalypse.

But there is more than one way to end the world, as we see.

Let me explain why Space Buddies is here.

In the movie, we find out that technology has developed to the point that faster than light communication is possible and that Shuttles are able to be piloted from control and launched into space without the need of rockets. We learn why technology has developed so fast, as we see that the Soviet Union still exists, with Yuri and Sputnik being cosmonauts aboard a Soviet Space station. This implies that the Cold War never ended and that, instead, the two powers still face each other. Such advance technology implies a very tense atmosphere between the two powers and, thus, the high likely hood of nuclear war.

But why does this technology exist? Hyper advanced shuttles, faster than light communication, all of it implies that the two powers are far stronger than in our timeline. Or maybe, that they are not preparing to destroy each other, but instead preparing to defend against something far, far worse than anyone could ever imagine…

We find out the real reason why technology is so advanced in Super Buddies, where it is revealed that an alien technology exists, including the rings of Inspiron which give the Buddies super powers. But technology doesn’t come out of nowhere, and it’s not all that comes from beyond. In the far reaches of the galaxy, Commander Drex, healing from an alien empire, seeks to conquer earth for itself, as it had done to the planet Inspiron before. The few survivors of the massacre on Inspiron, including the exiled leader Megasis, who took on the name Captain Canine in order to hide from the empire, are scattered across the galaxy, unable to prevent the coming conquest of all worlds. Even with the defeat of Commander Drex at the end of the movie, the empire still lives on and Earth is now defenseless without the rings that once protected it. In truth, the world of the Buddies is now doomed to destruction.

And I know what you’re going to say: “Dude, you’re crazy. It’s not like all of these movies are connected, right?” Wrong. At the end of Super Buddies, Commander Drex, distracted by the decoy rings melting, crashes into an asteroid field and dies. But not just any Asteroid field, mind you, it’s the exact same Asteroid field from Space Buddies, thus proving a connection between atleast Space Buddies and Super Buddies. And if I’m right, which I have every reason to be, then a horrifying conclusion has to be drawn.

The Buddies universe is an eldritch nightmare.

This is a universe where Eldritch Gods exist, tearing away at the fabric of reality, where Egyptian curses lie in wait to be unleashed upon the world, where Cold War tensions continue to tear the world apart through technological progress and political chaos, where the world is on the brink of Alien invasion, where not even the concept of Childhood himself can stop the apocalypse, and all that stands in the way between earth and oblivion, are 5 Golden Retriever Puppies. It’s a miracle that earth has survived this long, but the buddies will eventually fail to stop the inevitable end.

 And with Jungle Buddies coming out in 2025, I have high reasons to believe that the world of the buddies will be fully unrolled for what it is, the perfect Eldritch horror story, disguised as a shitty direct to DVD turned Disney plus exclusive franchise…

Or maybe I’m just fucking stupid and this whole essay was just my insane ramblings at 11:25 PM EST, that could work too.

#buddies #disney #essay #eldritch #insane ramblings at 11:25 PM EST

[noxyoxrbaxbiegixl]

*Insert all the Disney headcanons for that meme here* <3

Hercules - Is your muse more physically strong, or emotionally strong? 

Physically. She's strong in both ways but her emotions do get the best of her sometimes

Cinderella - Did your muse experience any childhood traumas? Did they overcome them?

Yes! She lost her mother at 15, her older brother when she was in her 20s and her twin in her 30s. She herself died shortly after due to suicide by Molly overdose. Her father died shortly after her.

Bambi - What is your muse’s relationship with their parents like?

Molly and Angel were both very close with their mother. Molly had a friendly relationship with her father but also resented him for how controlling he was with her and the way he treated Anthony.

Pinocchio - How honest is your muse? What is their moral stance on white lies?

Molly is honest with most people but has no problem lying if she feels it's necessary.

Fantasia - Does your muse believe in magic? What is their view on it?

She has no choice but to! She knows certain demons possess magical abilities and she herself dabbles in witchcraft.

Mulan - Is your muse secure in their gender identity? Have they ever experienced sexism or transphobia?

Yes. Sexism was rampant in her time period but she refused to be made into a stereotype.

Dumbo - Has your muse ever been bullied for a physical difference?

Yes. During the 1900s, racism against Italians was rampant due to the war. So she was bullied because of her ethnicity.

Aladdin - If your muse had 3 wishes, what would they wish for?

1) To have her mother back

2) For her father and Arakniss to treat Angel right

3) For Angel to be free from Valentino. She's aware of what is happening but doesn't know the gory details.

Zootopia - Would your muse enjoy living in a utopia, or would they feel out of place?

She would immediately feel out of place. Things like that are eerie to her.

Tarzan - How did the place your muse grew up in affect them?

Well, her family is mafia so it taught her how to fight and how to get away with a lot of shit.

Moana - Does your muse believe in fate or destiny? What is theirs?

Nope and it's a mystery

Atlantis - Is your muse adventurous or do they prefer to seclude themselves?

Molly can be adventurous! Especially if she has her twin bro by her side

101 Dalmatians - Does your muse have a large collection of any particular thing?

Yes. Hello Kitty merch

Oliver and Company - Is your muse more street smart or book smart?

Street smart. Not to say she isn't book smart but education wasn't great when she was growing up.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame - What is your muse’s religious beliefs? Have they ever experienced oppression at the hands of religion?

She was raised Catholic and still holds some of those beliefs but not really.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - How trusting of strangers is your muse? Would they accept a gift from a stranger?

She is very distrustful of demons she doesn't know. Especially given what some demons would do to someone like her.

The Princess and the Frog - Would your muse accept someone else’s help in fulfilling their dreams, or would they want to earn it for themself?

She would want to work for it herself

The Emperor’s New Groove - What animal would you associate your muse with? Why?

Spider xD I think this is pretty self-explanatory

The Lion King - Is your muse prepared for the responsibilities laid out for them in life?

Yes and no. She's capable of course but she doesn't really want to.

Peter Pan - Is your muse a child at heart? What is their mental age or maturity?

Yes! She's a giant kid though she knows how to be mature as well.

The Little Mermaid - Would your muse change themself for love, or would they wait to find someone who loves them for who they are?

She would want someone to love her for her.

Wreck-It Ralph - What does ‘being a winner’ mean to your muse?

I don't have an answer for this

Lilo & Stitch - Does your muse have any pets? Do they want any?

She doesn't but she'd like one. She doesn't think she has time to though

#👄💔how to be a heartbreaker👄💋 headcanons #🕸️💕molly can't come to the phone right now 🕸️💕 {ooc} #💗💕passing the phone to...💗💕{ mun speaks} #💗love letters💗 {asks}

[zimshan]

here’s how bizarre kids brains are with music. because i watched 101 dalmatians a million times as a 5 year old and have not watched it at all since I was 10 easy. yet i saw a gifset of the film the other day with the date of 1961 and my brain immediately did a thing. oh thats right it starts with that henry mancini type score.

look there’s a solid decade between the last time i watched 101 dalmatians to and when i first saw breakfast at tiffany’s. but my brain still remembered the 101 dalmatians score somehow to make the connection.

i went to find the score today and i somehow remember every note despite not ever consciously thinking about it like I do as an adult.

what i mean to say is give kids music. all the music. they’ll remember that shit.

#disney #film score #101 dalmatians #music and kids #music #i think i only registered the gifset bc i had just listened to an interview where paul mccartney mentioned the film #in relation to the romantic aspect of songwriting the film shows in roger and how they had that view of it when first starting out #and i went on how interesting the film was actually 1961 so it was at a relevant time #90s kid me was totally ignorant about dates consuming all the disney films #childhood

[myaekingheart]

17. Ninken Ninja Art: Cockblock Jutsu!

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               Rei stirred awake feeling more refreshed than ever, a rare occurrence that, quite frankly, left her feeling a little suspicious. She was never fully rested and hadn’t been for years. However, today was one of those days where she didn’t want to cause herself any unnecessary trouble. She decided she wasn’t going to fight it. She slipped on a pair of pants scrunched up on the floor, telling herself she ought to clean though she knew she wouldn’t, and creaked the front door open. Just as expected. A small bag of pastries awaited her on her doorstep, the letter attached signed with the trademark henohenomoheji.

               “You’re up early” a voice then called. Rei looked up to find Kakashi standing before her, hands in his pockets. “I suppose you won’t be needing these then?” he then asked, picking up the bag and waving it in front of her face. She pouted, but playfully, and reached for them but Kakashi lifted them out of her grasp. Damn you for being so much taller than me, she thought.

               “That’s not true. I always appreciate breakfast, especially when it’s free” Rei commented.

               “Free for you maybe” Kakashi jested. “Did anyone ever tell you how expensive these things can get?”

               “Nobody ever said you needed to go bankrupt for me, you know” the redhead replied. “What are you doing still hanging around here, anyway? Don’t you have important missions to go on or something?”

               Kakashi shook his head. “Not today. I’ve been given a much needed day off” he grinned.

               A small smirk touched Rei’s lips. “Business must really be slow to let you off the hook for once” she said. It was true that Kakashi was one of the most talented shinobi in the village. Other nations feared him. Not even his ANBU mask could truly secure his identity. If only they knew how much of a dork he secretly was.

               “And what about you?” he then asked. “I’m assuming you’re up so early for work?”

               Rei shook her head. “No, apparently I only ignore my alarm when I’ve got shit to do. I’ll never enjoy a faire la grasse matinée so long as I have a day off.”

               Kakashi chuckled, finally handing over the bag of pastries. “So, you have a day off. And I have a day off. That just so happens to be the same day.”

               “I suppose so” Rei replied. She could feel her cheeks heating up and she begged herself to keep composure.

               “Well, in that case, why don’t we do something?” he proposed.

               “What did you have in mind?” she asked.

               Kakashi shrugged. “Would you like to join me for lunch?”

               Rei’s heart lurched. “Yeah, yeah lunch would be fine” she replied. “Just give me a place and a time.” Kakashi grinned and together, they decided on Ichiraku at noon.

               “So it’s a date then” he said definitively, saluting her before disappearing into a cloud of dust. The word date struck her, but she forced herself to remember that it didn’t necessarily mean anything. She could’ve called their evening together a date, too, or just a friendly reunion. Until Kakashi gave her a straightforward answer, she refused to get her hopes up. She had been disappointed one too many times to make the same mistakes.

               She took her time that morning, indulging in a hot shower and picking at her pastries as she dressed and tied up her hair. Her eyes glided to the kanzashi on her desk and a pang of pain struck her heart. She didn’t want to think about what she had done to herself three weeks ago. She didn’t want to think of the faint scars still lining her arms. She didn’t want to think of what Kakashi would think if he noticed them. She slipped on a long-sleeved shirt and hoped that it wouldn’t be an issue. At least they were healed enough for her to write them off as teenage tragedies.

               For once in her life, she was prepared for something earlier than she should’ve been. At 11:30am, she wandered over to Kakashi’s apartment and rapped on the door lightly. If he was home, she assumed there was no use in waiting around separated just to see each other in a short while. He opened the door with a look of surprise on his face, and immediately she began regretting her decision. “I know I’m early—shocking, I know—but I didn’t want to wait around doing nothing, so I figured I’d stop by and see if you were still around. That’s alright, isn’t it?”

               “Of course” Kakashi replied, ushering her inside. His apartment was spotless and even sparse compared to hers, and she felt a little unusual about it. She remembered the morning she woke up in his bed after a drunken scuffle. He brought her breakfast and offered to walk her home, before he knew “home” was a few doors down the hall. She seated herself on the edge of his bed, suddenly feeling very aware of her presence as she watched him get ready. He slipped into a clean shirt and for those few moments bare-chested, she had completely forgotten everything else going on around her. She had never seen him with his shirt off before, or at least not as an adult. His toned abs and muscular arms were far different from the boyish figure of his youth, the gangly limbs that would splash her in the lake out back when she was young.

               After a few more minutes, Kakashi grinned at his friend and asked “Well, are you ready?” Rei nodded but as she stood up, suddenly the copy ninja disappeared in a cloud of dust. Rei blinked a few times, wondering if perhaps this was just a clone all along and the real Kakashi was at the restaurant already. But then what if he wasn’t? What if he had just up and stood her up? She looked around the room for a moment, internally panicking trying to figure out what to do.

               Kakashi blinked, then, once he realized where he was, was about ready to kick himself. Pakkun sat at his feet. “Hey, Kakashi. Long time no see.”

               “You look nice, Kakashi” Bisuke chimed in. “You going somewhere?”

               “Well, actually” the copy ninja began, “I had plans this afternoon. What seems to be the trouble?”

               “We’ve got a bit of a problem” Pakkun started. “There’s been a nasty flea infestation around here and we’ve all been hit hard. You think you could help us out, Kakashi?”

               The white-haired ninja glanced to the other ninken in the area, scratching the backs of the necks and shaking their heads violently. Bull was even rubbing his back against the trunk of a tree to try and scratch that perfect spot. Sighing, he planted his hand on his forehead and nodded. “Alright. I don’t know how this could’ve happened, but I’ll have you all cleaned up in no time. I may just have the perfect person to lend a hand, too.” Pakkun eyed Kakashi suspiciously but before he could ask what his master meant, he disappeared in a blink.

               Kakashi rematerialized right before Rei back in his apartment. She gasped at the sight of him, then slapped him on the shoulder. “Where the hell did you go? You scared the shit out of me!”

               “Sorry” he replied, rubbing the back of his neck, “But something’s come up. I’m afraid I won’t be able to make lunch today.”

               “Oh…?” Rei asked. She tried not to sound as disappointed as she was. “Well, that’s alright. We can do this another time, then.”

               “Actually” Kakashi then said, “I was thinking maybe you could help me out?”

               “What’s the problem?” she asked. Kakashi flicked his kunai against his thumb and summoned his ninken into his apartment, all of them scratching at their coats.

               “It seems as though all of my ninja hounds have somehow gotten fleas, and they asked me to help them get rid of them” Kakashi explained. “Do you think you would be alright lending a hand?”

               Rei blinked a few times in disbelief. She was not unfamiliar with the ninja hounds and truthfully, she did love dogs anyway. She just simply did not expect her afternoon to take such a sharp turn.

               “This is your idea of the perfect helper?” Pakkun asked. He jumped down from atop Bull’s head to sniff around the girl, having not immediately recognized her. When he picked up on her scent, however, his eyes widened. “Rei, is that you?”

               “Been a long time, hasn’t it, Pakkun?” she asked, kneeling down to scratch him behind the ear.

               “You’ve really grown” he commented. “Glad to see you’re still doing well.” Rei nodded with a soft smile.

               “Oh, boy…” Kakashi sighed, leaning beside Bisuke and combing through his fur. “At this rate, we’ll need to get some pretty strong shampoo to get rid of the likes of these guys” he said, plucking a flea off of Bisuke’s fur. “I’m going to go get some supplies. You take the dogs to the roof where we’ll have more room. I’ll be back soon.” And with that, Kakashi strolled out the door and Rei was left all alone with the hounds.

               “Hey, so what do you think Kakashi had planned this afternoon, anyway?” Urushi asked the others as Rei lead them upstairs.

               “Who knows?” Guruko replied.

               Rei felt her face growing hot. “Well, actually” she chimed in, “he and I were going to grab lunch.”

               The ninken all looked to each other suspiciously, knowing smiles touching their faces. “So like a date?” Uhei asked.

               “No!” Rei replied, sounding probably a little too defensive. “Why is it that every time a guy and a girl do something together, it’s always considered a date?”

               “Well are you dating?” Akino asked. “That would mean it was a date.”

               “Hey, if Kakashi was in a relationship, don’t you think we’d know?” Shiba countered.

               “Yeah, if you were Kakashi’s girlfriend then it would definitely be a date” Uhei agreed.

               “Oh my god, no, Kakashi and I are not together” Rei argued. She hoped she sounded convincing. All this time and she still had no idea what she was to him. Curse his ambiguity. “We’re just two friends who were going to spend a little time together, that’s all.”

               “Okay…” the ninken replied, completely unconvinced.

               “You know, it’s not very healthy to lie to yourself” Bisuke jested.

               Rei shoved the door to the roof of the apartment building open and let the dogs out into the sunlight, grumbling something about yeah, okay, you’re just a bunch of dogs, what do you know?

               Luckily, Kakashi was not gone for very long. A few moments had passed during which Rei began playing fetch with the ninken—despite their refusal that they didn’t care for typical dog games, the minute she threw the stick across the rooftop, they all went sprinting—when the door swung open and Kakashi stepped out into the sun carrying a paper bag of supplies. They filled up a washtub of water and rounded up each ninken one by one to soak them and scrub them down.

               “This is humiliating” Uhei complained as Rei rubbed the shampoo into his coat. Soon, he became a walking mass of suds.

               “You want the damn fleas gone, don’t you?” Rei asked. “A little humiliation is a small price to pay for relief.” Kakashi chuckled at her retort, soaping up Pakkun himself.

               “Psst! Hey, Kakashi!” the pug whispered. His master inched closer. “So what’s going on between you two, anyway?”

               “W-what do you mean?” Kakashi stammered. This was clearly an unusual subject and Pakkun could tell he was getting somewhere.

               “Are you and Rei together or something? She said you had plans to go to lunch” the dog explained.

               “Oh, that” Kakashi chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck. He had forgotten his hands were covered in soap until he could hear the bubbles popping behind his ear. He quickly dunked his hands into the wash basin and wiped the wad of suds off his head before Rei could notice. “It’s nothing, really. Not anything you need to worry about.”

               Pakkun stared back at his master suspiciously, knowing he was hiding something, but said nothing more on the matter. Besides, actions speak louder than words.

               Once all eight ninja hounds were soaked, shampooed, rinsed, and dried off, they ran around the rooftop barking at one another and shaking the excess water from their fur. Rei stood and wiped the sweat from her brow, smiling as she watched them romp and play. “For shinobi, they really are still a bunch of dogs” she commented.

               Kakashi chuckled and nodded. “It’s to be expected.” Little did they know, these ninken were sneaky and as they played, they barked battle plans at one another. They were plotting something sinister, something to take even their master off guard.

               “I guess we better get all of this cleaned up” Rei finally said after a few beats of silence. Kakashi looked to the wash tub filled with soap, the upturned bottle of shampoo, the soaked towels, and the little uniforms they had stripped the hounds of before their baths.

               Leaning down, he looked up to Rei and said, “Sorry our afternoon had to be reduced to this. I’ll make it up to you. I promise.”

               “Don’t worry about it” Rei replied, kneeling beside him and shaking her head. She gathered up the towels in her hands and hung them along the nearby clothesline to dry. “I actually had a good time. This was kind of fun.”

               “Really?” Kakashi asked. He genuinely had not expected her to say that. Usually anything like this was a chore—a bunch of sentient dogs ought to be able to care for themselves, right? But then again, he shouldn’t have expected anything less from Rei. He was pleased to see she still retained her childlike taste for the messy.

               Rei turned and nodded in affirmation, brushing her bangs away from her face as Kakashi stood preparing to dump the wash bucket out. That was when the dogs knew it was time. Uhei and Bisuke provided backup as Bull barreled toward Rei’s back, his deep bark echoing through the village. Before she had a moment to react, he pushed into Rei hard, launching her forward with a gasp. Uhei and Bisuke ran around their master to startle him, the wash bucket tumbling and splashing them. Soaking wet, it took all of two seconds for Rei to realize what had resulted from the chaos. She opened her eyes to find herself caught in Kakashi’s arms, their lips pressed together. Her heart pounded against her chest, panicking even moreso when she realized he wasn’t pulling away. She couldn’t tell whether he was simply too shocked to move, or if he was voluntarily staying put. Either way, one thing was undeniable: her and Kakashi were kissing.

               Once the reality of the situation hit him, Kakashi slowly recoiled, blinking. Rei’s cheeked burned red, and she couldn’t bring herself to look him in the eyes. All this time, she had waited for some kind of sign that this wasn’t a dream. Some kind of assurance of Kakashi’s feelings. True, the kiss was an accident, but he lingered. That had to have meant something, didn’t it?

               “Bull. Uhei. Bisuke” Kakashi then said sternly, turning to his dogs. “What was all that about?”

               “Bull saw a butterfly” Uhei explained coolly.

               “A butterfly?” Kakashi repeated, not entirely convinced. The dogs nodded in reply. With a sigh, Kakashi ran a hand through his hair and shook his head. He didn’t have the energy to fight them on this. He walked over to the towels on the clothesline, knowing full well they wouldn’t be dry yet, but checked them anyway just in case.

               “Hey, I wouldn’t worry about those too much” Rei called to him. “I mean, it’s a warm enough day. I’m sure the sun will dry us just as quickly. If you have the time, at least.” Kakashi looked to her and felt his heart swell. This was dangerous. He walked nearer and sat down on the concrete, overlooking the village.

               They sat together in silence for a long while, unsure of what to say to each other, until finally Kakashi spoke. “I’m sorry I never took you to lunch like I said I would.”

               Rei shook her head, eyes locked on the expanse below. “Don’t worry about it. Like I said, I had a good time.”

               “You don’t have to do this” Kakashi replied.

               “Do what?”

               “Say you had a good time to spare my feelings. You won’t hurt me if you tell the truth.”

               Rei blinked, finally looking to him. “What are you talking about? Do you really think I’d lie to you?” Kakashi didn’t respond. Rolling her eyes, Rei fell back onto the concrete and stared up at the clouds overhead. “Do you remember when we were kids, and we’d lay outside and just watch the clouds roll past?” she asked. The copy ninja nodded, hesitantly laying back with her. “I used to look up at them and imagine they were something else, like a dog or a bunny. I was so stupid back then.”

               It was the word stupid that caught Kakashi’s attention the most. “I wouldn’t say stupid” he replied. “We were kids.”

               “Well, sometimes kids do stupid things, like pretend to see animals in the clouds” she replied.

               “Do you see anything in them now?” he asked.

               Rei stared upward, almost vegetative, before replying bluntly, “No. I see nothing.”

               It felt as if a shuriken had ripped through Kakashi’s chest. When did she forsake herself? There was so much spark inside her when she was young. Now, all he saw was fog. He prayed none of this was his fault, though he knew better than to lie to himself. He turned to look at her, to study her features and try to find any semblance of the old her within her sullen face. When he couldn’t, he turned back to the sky and instead inched his hand closer to hers. He felt her fingers twitch at his touch and he feared she would turn away, but she remained still. With a deep breath, he slowly intertwined his fingers with hers. “That one looks like Pakkun.”

               A soft smile touched Rei’s lips. “I think Pakkun is fatter.” The pug’s ears pricked up from across the rooftop, shouting an offended Hey!Rei chuckled softly.

               “Hey, I thought you said you couldn’t see anything” Kakashi then teased, a smirk touching his lips. Perhaps there was still some of the old her inside after all. Perhaps he was even the key to unlocking that trapped child she had buried away so long ago.

               Rei rolled her eyes, then her smile began to fade. After a few moments of charged silence, she asked straightforwardly, “Kakashi, what are we to each other?” She hadn’t expected to pose such an intense question but after so many months of deliberation, she felt it deserved an answer. When would she ever get a chance to ask him again? Now was the only time. Everything hinged on his reply.

               “W-what do you mean?” he stammered. He was caught off-guard, and Rei wasn’t sure if that was good or bad.

               “We’ve been dancing around the subject for far too long, Kakashi. I need to know now: what do you consider me?” she explained. “Sometimes you make me feel like someone special, and other times I feel like I’m just a friend. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know where we draw the line, or if I’ve ever crossed it. I need to know if I’m wasting my time.”

               Shit. There was a lot to unpack here, and Kakashi didn’t even know if he had a clear answer. Quite frankly, he had tried not to think about it too much. All he ever knew for certain was that he was given this once in a lifetime opportunity. He wanted to take advantage of it as much as possible before he lost it again. He knew that was inevitable. He knew it was only a matter of time before something happened to tear them apart. That was the way it always worked.

               Rei could see the tinges of pain and conflict flickering across his face as he tried to formulate a proper answer. After a while, however, Rei decided she no longer wanted to know. “You know what? Forget about it, we don’t need to put labels on everything. Just pretend I never asked” she said. She broke free of his grip and sat up, tousling her damp hair and fanning her shirt dry.

               A surge of panic rushed through Kakashi as she began to distance herself. He didn’t mean to push her away. He didn’t mean to ruin things, although a part of him believed he already had a long, long time ago. Now was the time to stop overthinking things, to mute his head and follow his heart. In one quick move, he leapt up and grabbed her hand before she could walk away. He pulled her back to him, tugging his mask down with his other hand, and pressed his lips hard against hers.

               Rei’s heart pounded in her chest, hands shaking. There was no way this was really happening. He released her hand, skating up to cup her cheek. As his lips worked with hers, her panic slowly began to melt away. Soon there was nothing else in the world but her and him, the copy ninja and his childhood best friend. The scarecrow and the bell. Her pinkie flexed, an invisible red string tightening around both of their fingers. A soft, summer breeze rolled over the rooftop.

               Kakashi pulled away slowly, eyes focused on her. He kept his hand firmly on her cheek. A small smile played on his lips, a breathless chuckle. “Does this answer your question?”

#this is hands down the cutest fucking shit i've ever written oh my god #this is some 101 dalmatians shit right here #kakashi hatake #rei natsuki #the scarecrow and the bell #naruto #naruto oc #fanfiction #ramblings

[bethdutten]

I loved your Henry drabble with a light sensitive reader 😍😍😍

I’ve always imagined ruining into Henry and Kal with my own dog. Kind of like that scene in 101 Dalmatians

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This was the first time you’d been to this dog park, but it seemed pretty quiet and there weren’t many other dogs around. Your dog, a big german shepard rescue named Ivana you’ve had for about two years now, waited patiently for you to unhook her leash before she took off in the direction of a scent that intrigued her.

You sighed, walking along the path and groaning when you recognized your dog’s bark— she wasn’t aggressive, but quite protective.

Walking quickly towards the noise, you noticed a man with a very large, very fluffy dog who was barking back at your dog.

“Shit, I’m sorry! She’s harmless, I swear,” you apologized, reaching down and clipping the leash back on her collar.

The man just chuckled, leashing his own dog. “No worries, I think Kal can handle himself.”

You smiled, looking up at giving him a smile. You’d run into owners who completely lost it in you before, and you were trying to get better at training her. “She normally doesn’t even bark, honestly.”

“She must just like him,” the man answered with a wink, before leading his dog back onto the trail. You watched them leave, unable to stop yourself from wondering if this gorgeous man with a gorgeous dog that could handle your own dog’s energy was single. Did you recognize him from somewhere? He looked familiar…

A week later, you took your dog to the same park. It was a nice day, and you decided to take a book with you. After letting Ivana run around off leash a bit, you clipped her back up and found a bench with a bit of shade from a tree, settling in with your book.

A breeze blew through your pages, and you heard a bark in the distance. Looking up, you noticed the man from the last trip to the park with his dog, sitting on a bench on the other side of the pond. His dog’s tail was wagging, letting out another bark that caused your own dog to bark back.

You grimaced, tugging on her leash slightly. “No, baby. Shh.”

Henry was scrolling through his phone when Kal barked, his tail wagging at he stared across the pond at something. It was the woman from last week— the beautiful one with the german shepard who took a liking to Kal.

He smiled slightly when Kal barked again, shaking his head. “See something you like, boy?”

The woman’s dog barked back, and Henry let out a sigh. “Okay, let’s not bother them. Come on, time to go home.

You watched the man get up and pull his dog’s leash as he made his way further into the park, and you flipped the page on your book.

You suddenly felt a sharp tug on your dog’s leash, yanking it our of your hand and suddenly she was off— running full speed towards the man and his dog, cutting through the trees to bypass the pond.

“Fuck— no! Get back here!” you shouted, book forgotten as you got on your feet and took off in the direction you’d seen her go.

Henry heard a woman’s voice, and turned with a frown, letting out a laugh when he recognized that dog coming straight for Kal. Looks like the feelings were mutual.

Right behind her was the woman, yelling bloody murder to no avail. Henry waved at her, letting her know he’d grab her dog as soon as he got the chance. The german shepard gave a bark and got up to Kal, giving him the opportunity to grab the leash trailing behind her.

But she tried to dodge him, and it caused him to drop Kal’s leash— normally he stuck pretty close, but he chose this moment to dart towards the woman now coming towards them.

You let out a sigh of relief as the man grabbed Ivana’s leash, and were only a few yards away when the man’s dog started heading towards you. You grinned, returning the favor by grabbing his lead and bringing him back.

“Sorry again, I think I got—“

“No, no, she’s fine—“

You were cut off when the large dog in your hold decided to circle around your legs and tangle behind his owner, while your own dog darted between the man’s legs and intertwined the leashes.

“Oh!”

“Fuck, sorry!”

Henry tried to brace himself from falling by grabbing into your arms, keeping you upright when he saw you start to falter yourself. But the dogs just seemed to tighten their hold, circling once more and pulling the two even closer together.

Before he could stop it, he was tumbling down into the ground with you in his arms, twisting at the last minute to make sure you avoided the brunt of the fall.

Both dogs let out a bark, and Henry groaned as he hit the ground, an apology on his lips before he noticed you laughing.

The situation he found himself in fully hit him, and he joined in with you, laughing so hard there were tears coming down by the time he could catch his breath.

“Are you okay?” he managed to get out, untangling yourselves enough to get you in a seated position.

You nodded with a chuckle, wiping at your eyes as you dusted yourself off. “I’m fine. Jesus, I did not tell her to do that.”

Henry raised an eyebrow with a smirk, glancing over at Kal. “You think they conspired together?”

“Probably,” you grinned, finally getting your dog’s leash free.

Henry got up and held out his hand to help you up, keeping his grasp on you for a moment longer than necessary. You blushed slightly, and Henry smiled.

“Maybe we should thank them, then. I wouldn’t have gotten the chance to ask for your number.”

#henry cavill #henry cavill imagine #henry cavill fanfic #henry cavill x you #henry cavill x reader

[slasherrabbitmadness]

Hi! Can I request the reader taking slashers (of your choice) to Disney World? All of them together if you can. I hope you have a great day/night!!!

Disney Land/World with the Slashers Gender-Neutral Reader

If anyone wants a part 2, just message with the slashers of your choice!

SFW! Michael, Brahms & Billy, Dan & Herbert (not slashers but whatever), and Freddy!

Michael Myers

> He's not gonna go to Disney World.

.......

> Okay yeah he'll go.

> He still wears the mask and signature coveralls.

> You grab a pair of Mickey's ears and wear them with pride. Michael scowls as you hand him Minnie's ears. You put the Minnie ears back on the shelf and buy Mickey's ears. Michael doesn't follow, just lingers about.

> He'll come out of the store with Minnie's ears on his head. Aww.

> Wants to ride on Dumbo the flying elephant. That's the only ride he'll do.

> Makes you buy the overpriced food from the vendors. Wants to try everything he can fit in his stomach.

> Will carry around the stuff you bought and take pictures of you on the rides he doesn't go on. You'll also notice that when you do go on rides, he'll disappear, but be right back to snap a pic and walk you to the next ride.

> "you okay, Michael? You look more sweaty than normal and did you spill a snow cone on yourself?"

> He just ignores you. He'll guide you to the next ride.

> He'll never tell you, but he thought you looked really cute enjoying yourself.

> The next day you find out that five people were murdered at Disney world.

> You confront Michael, he shrugs his shoulders. "Honest, I don't know anything about it!"

Brahms and Billy - Double Date

> Thanks to Brahms being Mr. Money bags, your time will be the most fun in terms of shopping. Also, he can easily afford a week's stay at one of Disney's hotels. Billy racks up a major room service bill.

> "Anything you want, Y/N? It's yours!"

"Can I get something?"

"No, Billy."

You force Brahms to let Billy get what he wants.

> You, Brahms, and Billy all wear Mickey or Minnie ears. Billy Demands a shirt with Donald duck on it. Brahms wants a 101 Dalmatians shirt. They make you were a Lilo and Stitch shirt.

> Billy makes Brahms take photos of you and him in front of Cinderella's castle. Billy will kiss your cheek much to Brahms's annoyance.

> Like Michael they'll eat anything they can get their hands on. Money is no object so they'll order everything in extra-large.

> They fight over who gets to sit next to you each ride. It gets so bad you make them rotate.

> You take some time to sit with Billy and Brahms to make sure they are doing okay. Crowds can make Billy nervous but the excitement of getting to spend the day with you overrides any anxiety. Brahms can handle it better than Billy and like Billy, he's just excited to be with you.

> Brahms wants to get his picture taken with all the blonde Disney Princesses.

> Brahms is most excited to meet Peter Pan.

> Billy is most excited to meet Stitch.

> They'll both get lost at least once!

> they ignore your anger when you pick them up at one of the information booths. They'll hug and kiss you as thanks.

> These two egg each other on to drink the water in "It's a small world" at the Magic Kingdom attraction. Much like how Lisa Simpson got messed up from the water, so Do Brahms and Billy.

> In fact, all rides that contain water, they'll dare each other to drink it.

> You'll end up spending a whole day in the hotel room just nursing them back to health.

Herbert and Dan - Double Date (not slashers but who cares)

> You and Dan are super excited.

> Herbert doesn't give a shit. so he'll tell you.

> You and Dan buy Mickey's ears. Dan buys Herbert a Goofy hat. Makes him wear it.

> You and Dan try to get pictures of every Disney character you come across. Herbert joins in on some of them. You and Dan having fun posing in the photos and Herbert just stands there.

> You and Dan force Herbert to take a picture with Eeyore. It's the only photo Herbert smiles in.

> Herbert demands to visit the Epcot Center.

> After five minutes there, "I hate this."

> You and Dan have the most fun on Splash Mountain. holding hands, laughing at how wet the other got.

> Herbert enjoyed the new Guardians of the Galaxy - Mission Breakout! attraction. It was a little juvenile but he made you and Dan pretend a reanimated corpse was chasing all of you to make it more fun.

> It was.

> While leaving, Herbert will slip his hand in yours and give a quick squeeze. He'll pull away when you turn to him. You smile to yourself when you catch his smile.

Freddy Krueger

> Insists you get high before you actually go.

> You spend most of your time re-riding Dumbo the flying elephant. You both keep forgetting that you just rode it.

> "Wait, Freddy, didn't we just ride that?"

"....no, that was the last time we came here." There was no last time.

"...yeah, that's right!"

> You both stop in at a cute little cafe. Giggling while scarfing back food.

> He absolutely loved the Haunted Mansion. Makes you go through it three times.

> Wants a picture with sleeping beauty. Makes you join in on the pic. He looks smug holding onto you and her in the photo.

> He's the type that cheers and hollers during fireworks. Makes you cheer along with him.

> He makes you buy him a Daisy shirt and you wear the Donald. Likes Daisy, "She's feisty!"

#Michael Myers x reader #Michael Myers x you #Michael Myers #Michael Myers imagine #Brahms x reader #Brahms x you #Brahms imagine #Brahms heelshire #Billy Lenz x reader #Billy lenz x you #Billy Lenz imagine #The boy 2016 #Herbert west x reader #Dan Cain #Dan Cain x reader #Dan cain x you #Dan cain imagine #Freddy kruger x you #freddy krueger #freddy Krueger x reader #Freddy krueger x you #Freddy krueger imagine #Slasher x you #Slasher x reader #Slasher imagine #herbert west x reader #herbert west x you

[nobodiesheartlessshitblog45]

My headcanons For Gojo Satoru

This Dingus right here is a huge movie fan. Loves pretty much anything, the old classics black and white movies, foreign films, main stream movies and so bad that it’s good movies. He loves TV shows, he’s big Supernatural fanboy. Loves Dean  Winchester and strong shipper of Deancel, Walking Dead fan all the way. Both the comics, Tv show and games. (He only played the first season and balled his eyes out for a weeks, and refuses to play rest of the games) Dose have a soft spot of horror movies, Like The Screams, Halloween, The Saw  franchise, classic monster movies of course. Gotta respect the classics.

His favorite movies of all time are  Beetlejuice (Satoru’s roll model) Corpse Bride, Frankenweenie, Edward scissors hand The Princess Bride , all the old George Romero zombie movies, again classic monster movies, The Lord Of The Rings and Hobbit  franchise. He’s a big Bruce Campbell fan, and loves, loves all the Evil Dead movies and show. Loves Deadpool and has a huge man crush Ran Reynolds. Loves all Marvel Movies. Big Spider Man fanboy.

His favorite Disney movies are Princess and the frog, disney’s Atlantis, Tangrled, 101 Dalmatians, Emperors new groove, Hercules, Toy Story, but he can’t watch the 3rd because he will cry for ours.

He wasn’t a sorcerer, he would have loved to be an actor or  film Director.

Dose play videos games, Pretty much played all the telltale games, Loves Red Dead redemption games The second one is his favorite, and loves Arthur Morgan. He’s only played Season 1 of the Walking Dead and still not over Lee’s death. Loves Stardew Valley, Pokemon and Animal Crossing.

Our boy loves his sweets, but hates eating his veggies. Trying to get this grown ass man to eat veggies is like a small fish trying fight a great white shark. It’s fight everyone is going to lose.

His favorite Tv shows’s are the Walking Dead, Game of Throwns, The Office both American and British, Big Big Doctor Who fan, loves the 10th Doctor (David Tennen is his boy) Watched Pokémon Anime that has come out the years, knows the lore like that back of his hand.

This man loves to crossdress, love to wear fancy ballgown dress, sundress and  skirts. He can walk around in high heels with easy. He owns a lot high heels shoes.

Drinks a lot of coffee, 5-8 cups a day. Cannot stand the bitterness plane coffee. He adds 12 spoonful of sugar and milk to each cup. Hell is coffee isn’t really coffee pure sugar and milk or as Nanami dubs a cup of diabetes and tooth decay.

This man has the maturity of a 6 year old. He still think fart jokes are hilarious, it you say the word ‘booger’ this man child will start laughing uncontrollably, and he makes a lot dick jokes whenever he can and innuendos. He will even go into random empty classrooms and draw a lot of stupid doodles of random shit, like you would see in kids notebook if they were bored in class, and he draws lot of that penises. For some reason he draw dicks all over the chock bored. He’s been doing this since meddle and high school, he still thinks it funny. No body else dose. ... possibly Yuji.

He will out no where will start singing show toons. He just dose. Weather he’s in a meeting, doing a mission, teaching a class or singing in the shower, he will hum or sing out right of no where. Disney songs he knows by heart, themes of anime he’s into or watching. It helps him to relax... Or annoyed the shit of the others. 

He dose not care spots but he dose enjoy baseball.

Gojo Satour’s ideal s/o

This man is a huge tease and jokester. He need someone who can match or almost his Energy.  Humor is a very important thing to him, help deal with some shit that he had to go through. Someone with a good sence of humor is one attraction to him.

He’s a patien guy, and understands that it some people take getting out their shells, and he’s very excepting, but as long as you don’t try to kill or hurt is students things should be fine.

He is very overprotective lover. His s/o could very powerful sorcerer, capable of handling themselves in battle with curses or evil sorcerers, still doesn’t change that this man will worry and will step in if things will get hairy for liking. But al the same time of s/o a very strong sorcerer and knows how to care of themselves in n a battle it dose put Satoru’a mind at ease in away, still hate the idea of being away from his lover is something to them or they get hurt. If his s/o got badly injured or his s/o was about the brink of dying. HELL. HAVE. NO. FURY. TO. THIS. MAN’S. ANGER. He kill without think twice. No mercy, no secret changes, just death. He’ll rushed over to help his S/o and take them to Dr. Shoko, and will not leave until they are taken care and healed.

He’s his overprotective of his s/o and students so don’t fuck with any of them and no has to die. This man kill with thinking twice about it.

This man is loaded. As cash, and would give Yuji, Megumi and Nobara some money to enjoy themselves with. But this man dose love to spoil his s/o when he could. Somethings he will go overboard and his s/o tells him but it’s not necessarily to spend all this money on them. Which makes him love them even more because they not love him for his money. However Gojo being, well, Gojo will randomly get bouquets of flowers for his lovely s/o I will bring it to them randomly. It doesn’t matter if they’re teaching a class or and a very important meeting with Yaga-San, he’ll ust pop out of nowhere with a big goofy grin on his face and give his s/o the flowers kiss them and disappears, there is an awkward and annoying silence from from the students or the principal. And his s/o mildly embarrassed, but flattered shall go on as if nothing happened. And it becomes has become a running joke around in the school.

Hugs, Kissses and Cuddles are a must.  Again Satour doesn’t give a shit there is a meeting or A class being taught when this man wants affection, he’s going to get affection. He’ll come from behind and rest his head on his s/o’s chin on his s/o’s head. (Because the guy’s freakishly tall) And will just annoyin the shit out of then until he gets what he wants. Then he will leave them alone, maybe not. He’s Hot mess of chaotic energy after all. Plus he thinks it’s adorable When they get a little annoyed with him.

Being Married To Gojo Satoru or just have a  domestic life with him

This man never really saw himself getting married. It’s something that he was rather against for a while, until he meets his s/o. Nothings really changed in their relationship after they got married, did a few years and they just try to not have nowhere Most of everyone at the school cannot believe that someone would actually marry this maniac. Either his s/o is as as patient as a saint, just as bad shit crazy as Gojo Satour himself.

He dose everything in his power too make this work, and so dose his s/o. The two of them being power for sorcerers is basically a couple goal, The ultimate couple. At least Satour says. That being said working as a Jujutsu Sorcerer is both a mental, emotional and sometimes a physical strain on people. When things get too much for S/O, this man will stop what he’s doing, and will will be there his s/o, and his will be there for him when he the most. Having someone being there each is the most important thing in a relationships.

His clan was very against their relationship from the beginning. But Satour did not care, he loves who he loves so his clan/family can suck it.

His favorite nicknames for s/o are Sweetness, cutiepie, pumpkin, sugar, sweetheart, honeybuns and to get cringy Pookie. So weird one’s like Mochi cheeks, and beautiful or handsome. 

His favorite nickname that his s/o calls sweetie, honey, goofball, goober and  whackadoodle, knucklehead and dingus

When s/o are going away for a mission for a few a few days or few month, or Vice versa they would text, FaceTime pretty everyday. They talk about they day, and talk about the missions that had. Satour would have his students in the background who would say hello, and he and Yuji would make stupid jokes, and Nobara would laugh a bit and Megumi would roll his eyes in the background. And when his s/o get back from a mission this man is a very clingy little shit, he will hug the hell out his s/o when they get back. And would pout and whin if you have to a meeting or don’t have to see him. He’s a big a baby like that.

Over all this man is just big goofball, sure he’s annoying as fuck sometimes, but he dose cares about other’s. He’s a hot chaotic mess of a man, by God we love him for it.

#jujutsu kaisen headcanons #gojo satoru #gojo satoru headcanons

[godbirdart]

Hey I follow you on twitter!!! YOUR ART IS HELLA GORGEOUS AND IM HELLA JEALOUS!! I have a few questions for you if you don't mind :) 1. how old were you when you started gettin into art and 2. any tips for someone like me to be better at creating characters and getting better at digital art and just in general?

aAAA tHANK YOU!!!!! i’m sorry this reply is 3000 years late!!!

I’ve literally been always drawing. Like, ever since I could remember, I’ve been drawing and creating OCs and generally just vibin off in my own little world. [so easily a couple decades of just doodling]

with creating characters, especially when you’re just getting into the swing of it, you gotta let your creative brain derive influence from existing media. loads of artists feel compelled to be 110% original right out the gate, and this actually does more to hinder their creative flow since they won’t let themselves experiment and take inspiration from existing ideas. it’s not BAD to want to be original, just don’t ever make that your primary focus when designing.

take when I first started character design for example [if i could really call it that, i was just making OCs for shits and giggles at that age] I was particularly influenced by two primary things.101 Dalmatians, because that was my childhood obsession, and Cardcaptor Sakura

The result? a spotless Dalmatian OC named Saraberos. Here she is:

while spotless Dalmatians had been “done” and that big jewel around her neck [as well as her name] was Very reminiscent of Keroberos, she ended up her own adequately unique thing!! You just gotta take what you love, mash it all together and apply it in a fun new way!

The same can be said about getting better at digital art!

Regardless whether its digital or traditional, getting better at art is something all artists strive for; but in trying to outdo our previous pieces we tend to forget that art is not a race.

A few key things I’ve personally helpful to remember while bettering myself:

watching/referring to tutorials is not cheating

using references is not cheating

other artists are your friends, not your competition

let yourself draw bad

every drawing you make, completed or not, is another little itty bit of experience towards your art goal[s]

it’s okay to play with art styles that aren’t yours, just don’t trace/plagiarize someone else’s work

always sign and/or watermark your work

never ever EVER value your art based on how much interaction it gets on social media. you’re still building your platform and bettering your skill. give it time and both will grow.

there will ALWAYS be artists younger and more talented than you; try not to take this to heart. they have access to art resources you yourself probably didn’t at their age. [tablets didn’t exist when I started, that’s for sure]

If you want to get better with digital art specifically, watch tutorials on Youtube! Ask artists about what brushes and programs they use! I personally use Clip Studio Paint for all my work. It regularly goes on sale, and unlike Photoshop [which I do not recommend ANYONE to use, don’t do it, do not give Adobe your money] you only need to pay for the program once. Clip Studio also boasts a huge catalog of art resources created by other artists that you can download and use to your heart’s content. Sometimes you have to pay for things, but you can usually find really really good brushes for free. Clip Studio should really give me money for how much I boast about their software to everyone fkljgld

Also, don’t be afraid to draw inspiration from your artist peers. If you see someone drawing something that makes you nod your head and say “huh, I wanna draw like that”, then do it! Do art studies! Experiment! Draw good! Draw bad! The world ends at your horizons, so don’t be afraid to grasp your pen and create!!

[fandom-hoarder]

Thank you for the tag @venhedish! Finally getting to this <3

nickname: so I’ve been avoiding putting a nickname on here for reasons, but I’ve been annoyed at myself about it cuz it’s not like i don’t have it on lj. I refer to myself as lg (as in saying the letters L-G) but obv I’m not ladygizarme here, and fh or hoarder just doesn’t ring right.

All this to say: crys. My nickname is crys (pronounced “chris”)

zodiac: aquarius sun, libra moon, scorpio ascendant

height: 5’1 (but people have a habit of forgetting that)

last movie I saw: 101 Dalmatians (1961)

last thing I googled: “stream osmosis jones”

favourite musician: how am I supposed to pick just one? I guess the beatles really have been a huge influence, even before I “discovered” them, and when I have to list a fav it’s them, even if I haven’t really been listening to them this year. My 14 y/o self’s love of the beatles, nirvana, green day, and korn has shaped a lot of my personal taste, as have sublime, evanescence, disturbed, no doubt, garbage, jewel, linkin park… basically alt-rock/nu-metal from the 2000s as a base. MCR. Uh, and don’t forget queen and the cure and aerosmith and led zepellin and metallica.

All of which makes me sound like I only like older music but lol I love a lot of new music/artists! I just don’t necessarily have a fav rn. Choosing favs is difficult for me obv.

song stuck in my head: Imaginary by Evanescence

other blogs: none

blogs following: I’m following close to 300 and I have slightly less than that following me (holy shit, hello everyone, welcome! I think most of you are not porn bots <3)

amount of sleep: typically 6-9 unless I’m having insomnia, and 10-14 on Sundays; this year has been mostly good for sleep and about 150% better than my sleep record at this point last year

lucky number: 3

what am I wearing: black stretchy capris, grey cami, red/blue/white/yellow tartan plaid flannel

dream job: ostensibly I want to be a big published author, but really I don’t have enough schmoozing will in me to get big enough for that. (also that would require me to actually work on my original stuff instead of fanfiction, which I’m just not feeling rn lol; I might accidentally project sam and dean onto my protagonists)

I wanna get paid to live and be creative however I want >_>  

Basically I want that composer/patron relationship you always see reblogged about Tchaikovsky and von Meck.

languages: just English 😫

play an instrument: I can sort of play piano. I am severely out of practice and feel like an introductory student when I try to read music.

favourite song: lmao ok I was trying to decide what my current fav song is between what’s been on repeat, but NO. I told myself this is what I always need to reply with and dammit I’m gonna:

“You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)” by The Beatles

random fact: I love cilantro. I call it my mistress.

Tagging: @fandomgirl667 @cordellwinchesterwalker @amill22 @sweetaspiesammy @tasteslikemolecules

+ anyone reading this that wants to, I tag you!

#tag game #about me

[untothismeme]

MCELROY ASK MEMES. Monster Factory – Throwing Everyone in Dragon's Dogma Off a Cliff

“See? You gotta pay the fun tax.”

“I have an idea being born in my mind.”

“Profoundly and deeply throwable.”

“Ab-so-lute-ly NOT.”

“Those are all fruit roll-ups that’s he’s saving for later.”

“It’s not quite as punchy.”

“That’s good for aiming a pitch.”

“Holy shit, big unit!”

“Her appendages are treating into her body like a turtle’s might.”

“How did that happen to you?”

“Are we one hundred percent sure?”

“Fuck, I’m gonna climb it!”

“[ NAME ] got fucked up.”

“No, he went on the road less traveled.”

“My boy Steve-o is gonna drink an alligator’s wiener.”

“Have you guys played the new Shrek game?”

“Don’t grab and throw them.”

“Cut it’s butt off!”

“I’m the ancient one- ah fuck.”

“The people in this town have a very short memory.”

“I like you a lot, mwah.”

“He’s gonna be a sensation on Youtube.”

“You know he’s never gonna be wearing a shirt.”

“It is literally worse than Sophie’s Choice.”

“He’s a Benjamin Button baseball boy?”

“[ NAME ], I need you to get fucking busy.”

“Prevention is the key.”

“You’ve got upward mobility written all over you.”

“How well do you know Oprah, [ NAME ]?”

“You broke the tent.”

“This is a cherished Dr. Phil memory for me.”

“You might not come back from this.”

“God just throws him like a baseball down to earth.”

“You’ve been vanquished!”

“Don’t you make my blood come out!”

“Come on, you old creep.”

“Tell Jesus I said ‘hi’.”

“Lot of skulls down here…”

“It’s not like his dick is gonna be hanging out.”

“Let’s have a fun fight, keep it clean out there.”

“I need you to be your best self today.”

“It’s ‘101 Dalmatians’, the gritty reboot.”

“This is great. I’m seeing it for free right now.”

“The one place goblins won’t go: heaven.”

“You’re just making up a Lunchable.”

“There’s that woman you threw in the ravine.”

#ask meme #askbox meme #rp ask meme #roleplay ask meme #youtube ask meme #sentence starters #mine* #youtube* #mcelroy* #youtube #funny

[quarantinebreakup412081121]

Day 1: Long Story Short It Was The Wrong Guy (AGAIN)

After nearly a year of being miserable after my ex and I broke up, and about 8  overlapping months of attempting to date, I finally met someone.

He seemed genuinely nice.  He met me at my neighborhood park and we walked his dog, around and around and around for probably a couple hours.  We talked nonstop- about 90% of the conversation was about our dogs.  We left and he hugged me goodbye (I turned to the side because- COVID- and I wasn’t expecting it... but it turns out he was vaccinated already) and said we’d do it again.

The next time he came to my house, met my dogs, and we walked his dog around my neighborhood. My dogs aren’t up for more than about a half a mile walk, so they stayed at home.  We talked and talked, we ended up back at the house before we were finished, so we re-walked half of the route, then walked part of the neighborhood beside mine.  By the time we got back, we still weren’t finished talking, but it was getting late.  We attempted the hug again.  He was vaccinated, I was going to be vaccinated the next month.  His dog lunged when we were going in for the hug and it ended up being kind of a 101 Dalmatians, tangled hug moment.  It was funny and a but awkward, but definitely memorable.

He said we’d do it again.

Then he asked me to go to his apartment so he could cook for me; he called it a date.  It was a little fast, but I made the hour long drive and went over for shrimp and fake meat tacos.  We also watched a movie.  It was nice.  He kissed me on the way out.  It was sweet.  I wasn’t sure that I wanted it to happen so soon, but I left with butterflies.

The next few dates alternated between him coming here to do outdoorsy things and me going to his apartment for a meal and a movie.  It was beginning to feel like a real relationship.

Over the next 5 months, he introduced me to all of his friends and we went to game nights together, coordinated to play video games with his friends when I went over, attended his friend’s post elopement wedding party, and he had me sign the photo matte that they had in place of a guest book.  It felt real, it felt solid, it felt like it would be long term and like he really cared about me.  It felt like the opposite of what I had with my ex.

He had me meet his dad.  He came over and met my family.  He said he’d go to Disney with me and he asked me to go skiing with him and his family.  He said he loved the beach and that it was his favorite place to go- so I anticipated multiple beach trips over the summer.  He listened to Taylor Swift with me, we watched dumb movies together, went grocery shopping and made Target runs together- aka “couple shit” as he called it.  I loved it.  I never got to do everyday couple activities with my ex.  He’d cook for me, I’d cook for him, he’d make random Taco Bell stops for me and he knew my order.

A few weeks ago, I finally decided to open up to him about some of my anxiety and worries.  I thought that the person I’d gotten to know over the last few months would be a person I could talk to and be real with- something I could never do with my ex unless I wanted to be judged and then ignored about it.  He listened, and attempted to offer a helpful response- which wasn’t really helpful, but he TRIED.  That was much more than I’d ever gotten from my ex.  A few days later, I went over to his apartment for the night.  We had dinner, it was off.  The conversation was off.  The movie was uncomfortable- like we were just sitting through it to get it over with.  He went to bed early but I was so wide awake that I sat in the living room playing on my phone and watching the storm outside for another 3 or 4 hours so I wouldn’t toss and turn in bed and keep him up sine he had to work in the morning.  In the morning, I had to drive home at 7am on only a few hours of sleep. I was cranky from that and the way the previous evening had panned out.

I laid in bed for a bit and snuggled his dog.  She’s so sweet.  She loves me and I love her-- so do my boys.  I laid there thinking “this feels like it might be the last time I ever see her...  so I just scratched her head and took a photo to remember the moment.

The goodbye was awkward, and I texted him when I got home and apologized for acting weird the night before and that morning.  I told him things felt off for some reason and laid out some things that were on my mind.  I thought open communication would be a good thing and that it would help him to understand my headspace and show him that I felt comfortable enough with him to talk to him  about these things.

The next week, he avoided hanging out with me.  The week after that, same story.  I asked him to come to a concert with me on a Sunday night- he said he’d love to if it wasn’t on a Sunday.  Then I asked him about another concert on the following Tuesday night- I jokingly asked him to play hooky from work and come with me.  He said he couldn’t- but I understood that; it made sense. I went out of town for the weekend to visit my brother and he said that we’d plan time to get together once I returned.  I returned and he mentioned nothing about getting together.  I brought it up once and he didn’t acknowledge it, but he still talked to me, just a lot less than usual.

The conversations we were having sounded like repeats of previous conversations- and I honestly don’t know if he didn’t remember telling me some of those things, but he liked to partake in a beer or two or three... pretty frequently- so I’m not certain that some of the time he talked to me, he wasn’t 100% there.  But that wasn’t the point- he was just sending me pleasantries and fillers as texts. No real conversation.

I started getting worried because my mind went to the worst possibility.  He was checking out.  We were done- or almost done.  I asked him if we were good because it seemed like we weren’t.  He said he was good and that work was just really rough lately and he was basically working and sleeping all the time.  All of my worries melted away and I instantly felt a sense of relief-- I had been worrying for nothing!  So I asked him if he had time for an evening hangout on Friday or Saturday or a different night if those didn’t work.  I’d come to him and bring food and we could watch a movie and veg out for a bit.

That was last night.

This morning I woke up early to go to a sunflower field to take some fun summer photos.  With covid apparently flaring up again, I was trying to find safe summer activities to do before the season’s over.  Since I couldn’t get my guy to go with me to basically anything, I decided I’d do the things he didn’t want to do with me on my own and do the other things with him.  It wasn’t so much a compromise as it was me just learning to be okay with having someone who didn’t want to take part in activities with me.  My mom went with me an we got some gorgeous photos.  I kept an eye on my phone expecting him to reply to my hangout request, because once he said yes- I’d also ask him to go with me to visit my brother in a couple weeks an have a fun beach weekend.

On the way home, I went through the drive thru at the bank and while I was waiting, I noticed my phone blinking.

It was a text.  From him.

I don’t think we’re a good match for each other.  There has been numerous occasions where you’ve said or done something (even in the name of “joking”) that hasn’t sat right with me.  I’m sure there have been times you felt the same about me as well.  I don’t want to waste any more of your time either.  I hope you find a man who is a better match for you.

First of all, what the actual fuck.  Secondly, there *have* been numerous occasions.  Third- I have no idea what I said or did...  Best I can muster is that since I’m pro equal rights and pretty liberal, maybe it came across as offensive because I think he has family members who are... trump-esque.  I barely brought up politics because I didn’t want to make things weird.  He is a cop and I never made jokes unless he did first (he’d regularly joke about cop stuff and talk about how he isn’t a typical cop and how he doesn’t like hanging out with other cops or doing cop stuff or even talking about cop stuff outside of work.)  He gave me a whole spiel about he’s not a “cop cop” when we first met, like he was trying to sell himself to me-- which  he didn’t need to do, but I thought it was cute.

I asked him if we could talk for a few minutes later in the day because I wasn’t understanding what was happening.  I told him that I wasn’t trying to change his feelings about anything, but I wanted to talk.  He totally blindsided me.

He never responded.

It’s basically midnight and he’s had most of the day to respond.  Five months and he can’t even give me an explanation.

This is what I get for trying to trust people.

Tomorrow- or later tonight- I’m sending one last text and blocking him.  He knew that’s how my ex ended things and how insensitive it was and how wrong it was.  We had this conversation.  And after five months, he just strings me along for the last few months and then ends things with a text.  So goddamn insensitive.

I know I’m better off without someone like him in my life, but this hurts so much more than the last time because at least my first ex was a jerk and it was on brand for him.  This one... my second ex... he was supposed to be better than this.  He was supposed to be nice.  He wasn’t supposed to hurt me, not like this.

#quarantine #quarantine breakup #breakup #love #loss #heartbreak #heartache #quarantinebreakup #lockdown #betrayal #folklore #longstoryshort #taylor swift #taylorswift

[blackevermore]

I'm not sure if you're open to receiving general questions about your selfships, but do you mind telling me more about your ship with Dalmatia? - futureschemistry

*breaks out the megaphone* PLEASE SEND ME GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SHIPS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU

[This one is a bit long, sorry about the rambling its the only way for me to get my thoughts out asdfghjkl]

x For those that don’t know what media Dalmatia comes from, he comes from the 2016- Japan Disney Villain Recruiters and he is the recruiter for Cruella De Vile and he is a Dalmatian turned human 

x The fandom for DVR is a lot stronger in Japan and hasn’t touched bases here in the west for some reason. The way I found it was by looking for gender-bent of Disney villains with my bestie @maidenofporcelain

x So anyway I being me, attracted to fabulous men who are more comfortable in their sexuality that they might as well be gay. latched onto my fabulous darling Mr Dalmatia. But that wasn’t enough for me! I wanted to know lore but godforsaken me I don’t know Japanese and by now all the top artist that drew DVR have moved on to other things. 

x So me being me, I took what I could gather from fanart and context clues to piece together my own story alongside a persona to ship with Mr Dalmatia.

x First off I wasn’t gonna call him Dalmatia forever so I chose to give him the name Dominique. I also chose to use the lore form the live-action 101 D to headcanon he was British. Then Twisted Wonderland came out and idk if you guys have seen Divus….BUT HOT DAMN. So I mixed that media in to make it that Cruella adopted Divus when she made a deal with a very evil sorceress (hint hint) Divus wanted a dog but when he grew up and went to the school he turned Dominique into a human to keep his momma company. Cruella at this point just accepts her two sons and wants them alive and healthy and well dressed. 

x Now where my ship comes in is when Nique steals my design book and Cruella wants to be nice for once and ask me to work with her. But when I reject she sends Nique to basically trick me into trusting him and steal all my designs. Nique being a momma’s boy and wanting nothing more than to please his mother does so but he never thought he was fall in love with me.

x Now he is stuck trying to do the right thing but also pleasing his mother and there is a shit tone of moments where he gets caught but he manages to get himself out of sticky situations. 

x Nique is still struggling with being humans so we have a lot of funny moment where he does something only a dog would do and I have to stop him. He fav is scooting his butt across the floor. 

x I’m actually writing a whole story about our ship and the story/lore –> SPoTS (slow updates since I’m tryna finish my Wonka story till )

x I a have a few headcanons that kinda plot the lore I’ll just leave a link here if anyone is interested. 

#Paws & Prints🐾🐕 #disney villain recruiters #disney #self ship #self shipping #self shipping community

[marvelous-avengers]

In Bloom - 4

summary: Bucky’s got some scars in more places than he cares to admit, and thinks some art is the key to helping him recover. What he doesn’t expect is for a certain tattoo artist to settle his soul. Modern AU with tattoo artist!reader

pairing: Bucky Barnes x TattooArtist!Reader

warnings: angst, talks of depression, therapy and recovery, slow burn lovin, some fluffy fluff and heart skipping, a surprise guest

a/n: it takes me forever and a day to update anything and for that i am sorry. so much has happened lately and life is a mess lol. this really is kinda a filler chapter and im not %100 okay with it but i wanted to get it out. i may or may not delete it, but we’ll see. also what the fuck why did staff get rid of line breaks???

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It’s a week when Bucky’s phone pings! with an email. 

His heart skips a beat as he reaches for it on the kitchen table, fingers twitching as they pause over the device. 

The notification stares at him dead in the face, taunting him with your name. He bites his bottom lip, his other hand fisting on his knee. Anxiety floods his veins faster than a bolt of lightning, thoughts even faster. He feels his heartbeat start to accelerate and takes a deep breath.

In and out. In and out. 

His thumb hovers over the white notification on his home screen.

In.

He presses it.

And out.

He slides his thumb to the right and the screen goes white before the email opens up. 

He smiles, a warm feeling overtaking the anxiety running through his veins.

Hi Bucky!

It was great meeting you last week. After sitting down with you I couldn’t seem to get your idea out of my head. So I took the liberty of creating a few designs for you, which I have attached here. I’m really excited for this piece. Let me know what you think and we can go from there!

Y/N

True to her word, there are three attachments with the email. He clicks on the first one which shows a beautiful arrangement of flowers, some he mentioned and others that simply complimented the piece. He goes to the next one and then the next, heart lighter as he examines each. Roses, lilies, peonies, marigolds, a big and bright sunflower, and some baby’s breath, all equally delicate and beautiful. 

“Holy shit.”

“Shit.”

Bucky nearly jumps out of his chair and turns to see a little girl with dark brown hair peeking at him from the hallway.

He gives her a look, and she only giggles. “Morgan, you know it’s not nice to scare me,” he chides softly, reaching out his arm towards her. She walks forward and grabs his hand and he hoists her up into his lap, placing his phone down.

She gives a kiss to his scruffy chin and settles into his lap, head resting against his chest. “I’m sorry, Uncle Bee.”

He moves the hair out of her face and she beams up at him, brown eyes sparkling. “It’s okay. But no bad words, okay? Mom and dad don’t like bad words.”

“But mom and dad say it all the time,” she counters, face pouting in confusion. “Daddy says shit is mommy’s word.”

“That’s right,” he nods, “so only your mommy gets to say it. Okay?”

She sighs, a little exasperated and into his chest. “Okay.” Her big brown eyes flicker to the table where his phone rests, picture still lit up, and she points and asks, “What’s that?”

He smiles lightly and picks up his phone to show her. “They’re drawings. Do you like them?” She nods, taking his phone in her hands and flipping back and forth between the images. He leans his cheek against the top of her head, settling his arms around her. “Yeah, I do too.”

When Bucky first arrived back home from the army, on top of everything else that he was already going through, he had the struggle of finding a job. After a few failed interviews over the course of a few hard weeks, Bucky’s downward spiral had only gotten worse. Not everyone wants to hire a retired veteran with a heavy heart and a heavier mind. 

However, after phoning a friend and setting up an interview, Steve found Bucky the perfect opportunity. 

Tony Stark, owner and CEO of Stark Industries, the most advanced tech company there is, was able to find a position for Bucky that worked with his schedule. Bucky was detailed and organized, with an eye for precision that made him perfect for handling complicated budgets and some light programming. Pepper Potts, Tony’s wife and CFO, handles all of his paperwork and triple checks his work, which is always up to standards. He was part time, could work from the safety and privacy of his apartment and had full benefits. And on occasion, he’ll watch their wonderful five-year-old Morgan. 

“Did you draw these?” she asks now, pressing something on the screen and the image goes away. She pouts and Bucky chuckles, taking the phone from her and placing it back on the table. 

“No, my friend Y/N did,” he says with an ease that surprises him. But then again, calling Y/N his friend was a lot easier than explaining to a five-year-old that his tattoo artist drew them. Or is he just saying that to combat his nerves? “She’s going to draw it on my arm, make it really pretty.”

Morgan purses her lips and tilts her head before grabbing at his hand, holding onto his fingers. “You’re already pretty, Uncle Bee.”

Bucky feels his heart grow and fill his chest, removing any trace of sadness or anxiety that may have been present. “Thank you, angel.” He presses a kiss to the top of her head, wrapping the arm that she’s leaning against around her in a hug and she just smiles at him. Before he can get too emotional, he decides to switch the subject after placing another kiss atop her head. “What do you want for dinner? How do raviolis sound?”

She practically jumps in his lap. “Yummy. With sauce?” She wraps her arms around his neck and Bucky hoists her up as he gets up from his seat, heading towards the kitchen, phone abandoned on the table. 

“Of course, angel.”

After dinner and a showing of 101 Dalmatians, Morgan is fast asleep on the couch. Bucky lets the movie play again just in case she wakes up, and grabs his computer from the coffee table. He opens it up to your email and the designs that you have drawn for him, eyeing the words typed across his screen.

I’m really excited for this piece.

The smile on his face is small, a flicker of...something in his heart.

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