#1000 goals

[pernillemagda]

What a goal, it was Janni Thomsen who got the honor to score the first-ever women's goal in Parken, she was also the one to score goal number 1000 for Denmark, she just loves to break records, and did i forget to mention that she has only scored 3 goals in 14 matches in total for Denmark

#denwnt #24.06.2022 #parken #goal #janni thomsen #record #1000 goals #brazil #Instagram

[thisautistic]

WHORE

#1000 years old #1000 years old the series #such gender goals #i wanna be able to wear a slutty sweater without a bra #thai bl #bigboss natthakit

[beaulesbian]

(wano spoilers)

there are these few pages in chapter 1001, where right after zoro protected luffy from an attack by big mom, he told him (similarily like in punk hazard arc, but this time he definitely meant it 100x more seriously) not to get distracted - to 'not lose focus for a single instant'.

and right next panel law was starting shit with luffy (after saving him from kaido's attack)

it's so funny how law was annoyed that it seemed luffy was ordering him around, even if he did the thing luffy asked for. because he was already planning on doing that, sure, sure. and thought it was the best time to talk about it with luffy

and then kid, of course, couldn't help but add his two cents to the discussion

all while they were literally up fighting against kaido and big mom askjdsjd

and luffy really knew when to come up with his best ideas for the moment 'whoever reacts first is the loser!'

they're all so competitive with each other, it's so fun to watch/read their stupid shenanigans!

even zoro is so done with them :')

edit: few pages later and zoro ordering law around too, bc it's just that much fun! and law listens lol

#their faces!! it took me off guard lmao #such silly page in this serious fight #one piece #one piece ch 1001 #cant believe im past ch 1000! insane #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar law #eustass kid #roronoa zoro #mine #long post #zolu #zolaw #gif:op manga #honestly its so fun seeing luffy like this. his competitive side thats still friendly in a way to the other two. #its not like hes fighting against law and kid. but hes not playing around either. bc he knows theyre all strong. theyre all in the one line #to have each other's backs but still enough space to throw quips and insults and drive each other towards their goals together #(and then zoro and killer are beside them like: are they serious right now? :'D so funny)

[eyes-above--the-waves]

Matthew Knies should be allowed to do whatever he wants to Florida, both for payback purposes and just because he's pretty.

#sam bennett is still on my shit list so... #if knies wants to score 1000 goals and also beat the shit out of that team i don't really care #matthew knies #leafs lb #toronto maple leafs

[thequeerlibrarian]

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#Ok I'm so confused about peoples reading wrap up being like over 1000 books and the new year goals also close to 1000 like... #are those people not sleeping or working and are they actually really reading this many books and remembering what they read? #its soooo fast consumerism i hate it #rant post #to delete

[leonsliga]

Pleease the video of Jamal in goal like Manu but screaming like Thomas (and getting praise from him lol father and son!!) So cute!

Mama Manu and Papa Thomas taught him well 😁

#anon 💖 #Jamal going full Manuel Neuer in goal was not something I had on my bingo card but I’m 1000% here for it #what can I say? he really is good at everything #and that Thomas-esque scream…pretty sure that save wasn’t the only thing Thomas was proud of 😂 #in other news Jo now has competition for loudest scream on the Bayern squad #god I love Thomas and Jamal father/son content 🥰 #jamal musiala #thomas müller #thomas muller #thomas mueller #fc bayern #fc bayern munich #fc bayern münchen #fc hollywood #videos

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

#Good Omens season 2 #Good Omens TV #I know everyone else already shifted into this mode like a month ago and by now already know the plot of the entire show beforehand probabl #but I've been stubbornly avoiding all spoilers and anyways I had to finish DS9 which I will be doing tonight #thereupon I will die 1000 deaths and resurrect to rewatch gomens s1 one more time next week #and then next Friday I will binge the entirety of s2 all at once like a whalefall feeding frenzy and then I will EXPLODE <3 #so nice to have things to look forward to in this world. you've got to have goals you know. #good omens #Starky's Original Posts #GIVE IT UP FOR HOT REPTILE SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!! #man I've missed this and I didn't even realize it tbh...... like it turns out yes it is actually fun and engaging to watch new things #and be excited for what will happen in them #wah :') #[voices in the distance yelling at me to answer ppl's messages and do something productive/creative instead of just #wolfing down tv shows and fanfics and nothing else but luckily I am running away so so fast and they can't catch me]

[overchromatic]

#YIPPEE WAHOO #this may be a bit of a lofty goal but i wanna see if i can make it to 1000 followers this year #liazrad talks

[bleachbleachbleach]

Aaaaaaaaaa I made a few more of that Hinamori flower I made and used them to personalize my sunhat and I am SO pleased with how it came out!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💖💖

#no time like the present to admit that my ultimate goal with my adventures in flower making is to be able to make cherry blossoms #so that I can make 1000 of them for senbonzakura #world’s most expensive byakuya fan art #for now though I’m just trying to get the petals to be vaguely uniform lol #no brain just bleach

[airanke]

Seeing people frustrated and sad and even angry about the recent MHA chapter (regarding Shiggy) makes me SO HAPPY about one of my plot points in STIL, because it directly addresses the thing that people are understandably frustrated about with Shiggy.

#tbf I actually thought the reveal was fantastic #but I think that's because I always had a hunch that AFO fabricated it all #Like yeah of course he gave Shiggy Decay as his quirk #I had that hunch since it was revealed that he could give and take away quirks #and when it was revealed he'd been present in Shiggy's past #Which is why I am 1000% CONVINCED that he caused Dabi to spontaneously combust on Sekoto Peak #Because Touya had NOTHING but ABSOLUTE control of his quirk #It didn't and doesn't make sense to me that Touya just suddenly cried too hard and lost control of his quirk #and we also know that AFO can forcefully activate quirks #So IMO the Shiggy thing was actually fantastic #Because yeah who is Shiggy now? #Who is he and what are his goals when everything was supposed planned from the start? #I do think AFO is lying partially though #Because there was little meddling he could have done while he was trapped in Tartarus #And I don't think Shiggy's care toward the League was fabricated #Because he SPECIFICALLY sought out IZUKU'S advice on that #ANYWAY I'M RAMBLING IN MY TAGS I'M SO SORRY #air's antics

[gibbearish]

i know im preaching to the choir on transgumblr.com but can i just say. cis people who throw big fits about transfems who dont shave have just. black holes for brains. like even putting everything about how it sucks to say shaving=femininity while pretending to be a feminist and whatnot aside, you cannot tell me a beard isnt a dope as fuck accessory on a femme look. it literally fucks and if you think it looks gross you can just say you have bad taste and go. beards look cool as fuck and femmes look cool as fuck, why would combining them cancel out the cool as fuck factor. like are you jealous that they get free jaw contouring without having to put anything on their face or what

#sorry ive been binging caelan conrads videos recently and every time they doll up their hair and do their makeup and dress up fancy #but leave the facial hair im like #GOD. GOALS. #the curls the eyeliner the nails with the 5oclock shadow. incredible. 1000/10 #were i not demi i would be saying i think i hauve covid #origibberish #also inb4 anyone gets mad abt me skimming over the actual theory behind why judging this stuff is bad: you know the people I'm talking about #wouldnt be convinced by theory and that the people im talking to Already Know The Theory. im not gonna unnecessarily lengthen this post by #rehashing feminism 101 #the bit at the end is a joke‚ i am aware that the real reason theyre mad about it is transmisogyny #i figured that stuff was pretty clear but doesnt hurt to add a disclaimer kabfksnfmdn

[crustaceousfaggot]

I did it!!!

#i know it keeps counting past this byt my goal was just to get to 1000

[krii-bolts]

You having fun booping over there?

Y e a h .

yeah I am

#got a goal for 1000. 20% done

[galaktikgaze]

I want to be able to wear wide leg pants without looking like a fat fu**ing elephant woman. Honestly, they look so ridiculous on anyone who isn’t thin. Just look at the difference being skinny makes.

#ed goals #adult ana #1000 calories #ana meal #i wanna be weightless #th!n$p0 #th1n$po #th!n$po #@na tips #tw ana shit #ed not sheeren

[glitchedcrisis]

#holy moly #like goal #thank you guys so much #1000 likes

[sucre-sanguine]

maybe one day we'll have trans spaces that don't repackage and heavily reinforce the same body standards that make cis people feel like shit about themselves

#fr in so many spaces it feels like run of the mill dysphoria isnt bad enough?? #you cant just transition you still gotta hate yourself for being a small man or a larger woman #like im honestly pretty neutral/positive about my body rn but you'd think id have to be cursing my fate lest i been seen as infected by #-'female beauty standards' #this is literally the shit that gives cis dudes orthorexia or whatever #likewise im so sorry to my sisters who gotta deal with toxic lady standards bumped up 1000 percent as part of 'transition goals' #and presented as an aspirational part of womanhood #something being a common insecurity doesn't mean reinforcement of it is good?? #are we not already fucked enough