#....haha so anyeays

[pix3lplays]

OKAY BUT YOURE SO REAL FOR SAM!!! He is….. sobs. (/pos)

Anyeay

Might have penacony spoilers? Haven’t actually played it yet but I’ve seen his model and heard shit through the grapevine so. Idk

Okay so he’s like, an extraordinarily violent semi human cyborg thing or whatever BUT what if he carried his partner, fucking everywhere, regardless of size. Everywhere. I choose to believe he cannot feel pressure through the metal but he CAN feel heat so he’s like constantly touching his partner (esp if they run hot) and he just so happens to be inhumanly strong so. Why wouldn’t he just carry them around?

Idk how your writing requests really work but I saw that you write for sam and my brain instantly exploded so. Hopefully this idea rattles around in your brain as hard as it did mine lmao.

YOU GET IT, SAM IS SO-

Ugh I’m just. Literally whatever he wants I will get it for him-

Lore discussion for Sam so spoiler warning-

But yes he’s a “remnant of Glamoth's Iron Cavalry — a genetically engineered warrior…” so if I refer to him as a robot that’s just because it’s easier than “genetically engineered warrior” haha so YEAH I’m AWARE he’s NOT a robot it’s just easier to call him a robot…

But okay onto the ask-

The way I’ve had TWO asks about Sam picking up and carrying around his partner I’m obsessed…

But why wouldn’t he? He’s literally superhumanly strong, he can pick you up EFFORTLESSLY, and you seem to like it when he does it so…

It’s funny, he wants to show you something and instead of just saying, “hey follow me,” he just scoops you up off the couch and carries you to whatever he’s trying to show you.

So YES what you said about him not feeling pressure is interesting-as far as I can tell he is Literally a killing machine, I’m led to believe that’s Actually what he’s made for…so it takes him a while to learn how to be gentle enough with you-

At first it’s a lot of “SAM you’re holding me WAY TOO TIGHT!! Put me down-” and not to mention he definitely runs hot with all that fire stuff…so if he’s not managing his temperature when he picks you up…ow, HOT METAL-

The amount of times Sam has accidentally hurt you is sadly pretty high…

You still remember the first time you tried to hold his hand-the robot almost broke your fingers-

Getting distracted, BACK TO THE FOCUS-

Sam carrying you around and you get to a closed door so you think Oh surely he’ll put me down so he can open the door but NOPE he just holds you with one arm so he can open the door AND keep ahold of you. Whoa-

Kafka definitely makes jokes about how you’ll forget how to walk with Sam always carrying you around, but she genuinely thinks it’s cute that big bad Sam is such a softie for you.

But yeah once he gets the hang of holding you without injuring you it’s pretty nice honestly.

Also him just being fascinated by being able to feel your body heat is SO-

He’s different from you, he really is. You are much more…delicate. You’re really alive and much softer and you actually trust him enough to let him touch you. Frankly, he’s a little obsessed.

He gets a little…protective, lowkey possessive when he’s holding you…scary for anyone else, but you have never felt safer.

You’re also most of his impulse control and he can’t be all that violent and insane while he’s got his favorite person in his arms, I mean what if he HURTS you in the process? So that’s a plus too.

Seriously, it’s magic to see how that maniac robot actually calms down when you’re involved.

You can really be like, “Sam I think you need to pick me up for a little bit before you hurt someone-” and he actually listens to you, it’s great.

Ok that’s what I’ve got haha, please carry us Sam~

#honkai star rail #honkai star rail x reader #Hsr Sam #honkai star rail Sam #Hsr Sam x reader #honkai star rail Sam x reader

[creepywing]

ok since im not very interested in dsmp anymore and therefore never gonna write it heres a summary of one of my dsmp au ideas

OK so it was one of those space aus. Basically crimeboys are humans who were abducted into space and eventually like escaped. the kidnappers were less evil than in other aus ive read like they treated them like ppl would treat like lab animals i guess but like. they discovered they were sentient or smrh and still kept them and taught them to speak their language instead of letting them go like ppl. Anyway so bc of that they have a bit of an advantage existint in space i guess.

the actual story starts with them both staying in a random persons house bc thats basically what theyve been doing since they escaped. also the random person in this instance is eret. an uhhh they have also stolen like illegal documents ir smth like thag in an attempt to try snd get back to earth and eret finds them and is like Omg im harbouring criminals ! and fucking gets them arrested (haha get it its like when that happened in . lmanberg. or smth haha)

Anyway uhhh so they are in JAIL!!! uhh fuckin idk i guess they hid they were human somehow so they were shitting themselves bc they dont know how theyll be treated? i guess idk anyeay tommys cell has an escape and is like Omg wilbur ill come back for you king and so he leaves and breaks into erets house and confronts eret while hes there and also explains fhe situation and erets like OMG SHIT IM SORRY so tommy takes his shit and leaves .

uhh wikburs stilll in jail and jack manifolds also there and he keeps going on about how his poweful friends will come get him out Yeah yeah weve all heard that before. anyway a spaceship breaks into the jail and saves jack LOL. (its the syndicate bc jacks friends with niki) and wilbur sneaks on the ship.

Meanwhile i think tommy finds quackity and they become besties and quackitys like i know who could help you find your friend... (maybe he went back for wilbur and found him gone or smth idk) and quackity sends him off to some Place

Meanwhile meanwhile wilburs sneaking around the ship like vents maybe and falls into ranboos room and ranboos like A HUMAN?? and wilburs like Ummm whats a human and how do you know what that is. and ranboos like.Um i saw it in a book and wilbur successfully gaslights ranboo into not knowing what a human is and also not telling everyone else about him

so tommy goes to the weird place and finds tubbo whose some goat alien guy and tubbos like yo so quackity told me yeah yeah come on ill take you to snowchester and we csn use my cool computer to do it(idk what it is i could never figure that out) also micheals there lol some piggy alien

uhghhhh i guess theres a gap here but it turns out tubbos owns his own moon (snowchester) that he lives on with his- Well they usually use a specific word in tubbos language to describe it so .. his partner. whose away rn btw.

so tubbo and tommy get there and tubbbos sets up his shit while tommy looks around the room and is like huh this rooms looks weirdly familiar??? like in little ways.. and as hes looking around he notices paper with writing znd it says "Tubbo ranboo micheal" and hes like Well thats a normal thing to have WIAT THATS IN ENGLISJ and he goes Heeeyyy tubbo. (Panicking. what if this guy kidnaps humans wtf ?) How do tou know what english is. AND SUDDENLY HE GETS SLAMMED INTO THE WALL WITH A KNFE TO HIS NEck

meanwhile wilbur gets caught. obviously and is explaining the situation and everyones like Oh yeah understandable we will help. and somehow magically realise OMG tommys with tubbo! then they conviently get a call from tubbo on like the Big main screen thing so everyone can see

So tommys like SHIT IM GONNA DIE but then tubbos like. In english. how do YOU know ehat english is ? and tommy just goes HOLY SHIT in english and shoves tubbo off and reveals himself as omg im human AND IT TURNS OUT TUBBOS HUMAN TOO HOW WILD. they like laugh or smth znd then tubbos Magic Machines find wilbur on the syndicate ship, who he has access to like Ring bc ranboos there (the word from tubbos language was Husband btw) so they ring the syndicate and

Uh oh tubbos still visibly human so all the syndicates like Hey whose that and ranboos like TUBBO. and then omg happy reunion whatever idk im not.good with endings YEAH i planned thsy whole thing and never wrote it

on the off chznce anyone likes this and wants to write it PLEASE do and also tell me pls

[bbqhooligan]

i was already NOT gonna die like im making it out of this already so what was the reason. i had decided already man. why did i need this. the girl that gave me this book what was the fuckin reason?? anyeay we still on track im getting outta this alive just madder and sadder. also i wanna yell at my ex queerplatonic toxic best-friend/girlfriend/wife. i wanna buy a ticket to the other side of the country and scream at her. i cant believe SHE of all people wouldnt ask me how i felt. AFTER ALL THAT S H E DIDNT KNOW. fuckin. whatever. anyway. haha so stable on the timeline tonight arent i

#mypost #rant post #so sad and mad she. actually let me go when i told her i was going through the most difficult time in my life. anger burning my stomach #fire creeping up my lungs

[askthesciencesquad]

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#haha I fooled you!!!! #ask the science squad is back baby!!! #and it’s not January!!! #you all fell for the clever ruse that you had no feasible way of figuring out! #haha! #anyway #holiday special baby! #this is technically non canonical to the series #because yeah #anyeay #ask the science squad #undertale #kev #Sheryl #2021 holiday special #tw bold text #askblog #also forgot to mention #I somehow managed to draw all of these in one day so. have that #like litterally ketches and everything #all done today #crazy how that works Huh? #I’ve never done that before in my life and actually have it turn out good so yeah #liabrary lizard

[percabethfangirl]

Ok here's the cosplay!!

This was entirely for fun, so don't be rude or anything. I just thought it would be fun to share for 900 :D

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #pjo #hoo #percabeth #cosplay #annabeth cosplay #this is my first time doing something like this #so yeah its not too great #and it wasnt that much work #i basically just curled my hair a little lol #oh wait this is the first time you guys have seen a picture of me #haha thats fun #anyeay enjoy! #900 #900 followers

[rainswings]

Me tiltied as fuck at 5am: hell yeah let's post about those little Minecraft dudes

#anyeays i woudl doe for zed wnd post #theyre all so lovely and womderfula dn funny and i love them #and this is a way lighter note to end the night on than 'haha a family memeber i never knww is dead and rhw other better off so' #:) im cool tjo lmao #just a lil emotional #its what ive got the twquila for my love #im alright dw darlins :) #about me #rains talks #minecraft

[archieandrews]

Happly birthday this is justin bjeber i asked Bruna for hernlogin information so i could say i wish your birthhday was onnthe 28th like Bruna thought it was soshe had more room to make a plannned gifset But haha i guess you want her to die I sat thereas i fuck SAKE i dont remembrr how the message fuckint went fuck YOU anywwys haply birthday i cant believe i met u when u wer like 1(6 or.something idk i was 17 so u were 16 anyeays thats so crazy we really r growing up together lmaooo anywaysI love you so much happy fucking birthday Ill just go kill mysekf or whatever thr fuck that freak told me that day xoxoxox love you

i hate u somuch bruna thank u for raising me

#all i rmr is the crytypinf and i thought it would be ok bc it was her saying it not me fkdkfkdjfkdj #lizzies #answered

[kanerboo]

I just wanted to thank you for all the time you’ve put into writing these beautifully stories. I’m not an mpreg fan but I’ve loved all your other stuff so i decided to try yours and boy am I glad I gave every piece of me and you a shot. While I can’t say you’ve converted me on the trope, I can say that I am wholeheartedly enjoying these two oblivious dummies so much. As I do with everything you write. Your works have brought me so much entertainment over the years but particularly this past one, as I’ve gone back to re read all of your fics (and everyone else’s at this point? haha). Anyeay, I suck at kudos on Ao3 so i just wanted to stop by and give you lotsa love as it’s so well deserved. i can’t wait to meet the twins and finally see these two doofuses get it together and finally communicate how ridiculously in love they are. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

thank you so much anon!! honestly i’m really grateful and appreciative of the fact that you were willing to give this story a shot, even though you’re not into mpreg! 

I definitely don’t expect to convert you or anyone else fully into it - sometimes you just like what you like and hate what you hate lol - but I am SO glad you are enjoying the story nevertheless! I think it is just amazing on its own that you took that step to read it despite knowing this wasn’t something you’d be into, and I am so grateful for it. thank you again!!

(and yes the twins are finally here and... these doofuses are finally about to get it together lol. they are SO CLOSE to doing it!!)

#ask me #Anonymous