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[maxtermind]

can you do reader drunk texting the drivers pls

when you drunk text f1 drivers

★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: crack ★ : a/n :: i have some pretty heavy angst coming this week so posting crack for comedic relief

©maxtermind // do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platforms.

#★ : my work ! #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #formula 1 #f1 instagram au #fanfiction #carlos sainz x reader #f1 fic #max verstappen x reader #lando norris x reader #formula one #boyfriend texts #f1 smau #lewis hamilton fluff #f1 fluff #carlos sainz fluff #crack texts #f1 #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #lando norris #oscar piastri #crack #charles leclerc x reader #oscar piastri x reader #max verstappen fluff #smau

[cheebuss]

Another one down, Demo will be lucky last! <3

#cheez rambles #my art #fanart #fandom character #my design #crack #crossover #warrior cats #catified #team fourtrees 2 #heavy tf2 #tf2 heavy #// i love u so much heavy tf2 #// SO CLOSE GUYS SOOO CLOSEEEE #// have had names planned for demo cates for ages tho thank god

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: (putting on a dress) Can you help me with this zipper?

Kate: Sure.

Yelena: ...

Yelena: UP, not DOWN, Kate.

Kate: Sorry, got distracted.

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes

[rosesandquartzz]

THIS IS SO THEM.... featuring random Tumblr conversation I found rummaging through my feed...

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #chilchuck #senshi dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laois dungeon meshi #shitpost #crack #cock and balls

[nikogane]

drew this while studying calculus wyd sexy

#crack #(?) #or something #me x SAM FROM STARDEW VALLEYAND WILL SOLACE FROM PJOOJJJHFDESG #LMAOOOOO #I LOVE MY BLONDIES #MY BLONDE MEN #HEART EYES #will solace #stardew sam #my art #okay studying again #i cant take myself seriously

[iamnmbr3]

Alphard: It's so hard when you meet a man, fall in love with him and then--

Sirius: He marries the girl he's been pining for and you're happy for him but inside your heart is breaking and then before you've recovered from that he dies tragically. I know.

Alphard: I was going to say 'and then he becomes a formless wraith somewhere in Albania' but ok.

Sirius: What?

#tom riddle/alphard black #prongsfoot #crack #humor #Sirius Black #Alphard Black #Tom Riddle #Voldemort #Harry Potter #random musings #alphard black/tom riddle

[cilil]

Happy Tax Day fellow Caranthir fans

#caranthir #carnistir #silmarillion #crack #shitpost #silm shitpost #silm crack

[bringthekaos]

Viktor creates a lil robot that zaps him everytime he thinks about Jayce, hoping to train himself out of sentimentality a la pavlov

It runs out of battery after 3 hours

LMAOOOOO Viktor be walking around his lab like

#arcane #league of legends #crack #lol viktor #machine herald viktor #viktor the machine herald #jayvik #vikjayce #asks #ace answers

[hannibard]

Yennefer and Geralt: 😤❤️‍🩹🤨😓

Jaskier:🧍‍♂️

#yen and geralt: having a heated discussion about their relationship #jaskier: the view is so nice #the witcher #geralt of rivia #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #yennskier #yennralt #yenskier #yenralt #geraskefer #geraskier #photos #edit #shitpost #crack #meme #incorrect quotes #crispy #twn

[mxtallmadge]

Most Gerard thing

#mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way #mikey way #frank iero #ray toro #memes #crack #mcr memes #capcut

[laylawatermelon]

Maddie: so let get this straight... (Or not so straight)

You were interested in this confident guy who you then found out was hanging out with your best friend.

Yes.

You came to me complaining about how he was replacing you.

Yes.

You almost killed yourself with a barbel when you thought he was talking to your best friend on the phone.

Yes.

So then you hijacked a basketball game, which you hate by the way with my HUSBAND,

Buck: Not married yet but continue.

Maddie: - and end up maiming your best friend in a fit of immature rage.

Yes.

And you're response and conclusion it's that you like him and should remove the guy from the equation by FUCKING him?!

Buck: I haven't got that far but I love the suggestion.

#babe so close #yet so far #in true buck fashion #crack #buddie #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 fox #tv shows #lgbtqia #bi disaster buck #this is not serious #like at all #i'm sleep deprived #babe let's count one more time #it's Buck #he's gonna buck 🤷🏾‍♀️ #but get it ig #bravo Buck #he's cute

[inmutant]

"I've given up on trying to remember or bother meeting my family's new dating partners. For they go through them faster than a game of spin the wheel of fortune."

#open #crack

[crybabycunt]

Kate: Yelena asked me to be her fake date to Natasha's wedding so she can avoid the usual "are you seeing someone?" questions from her parents.

Kate: All the fanfics I've read have prepared me for this moment.

Clint: What do you mean?

Kate: This is going to end with us declaring our undying love for each other.

Clint:

Kate: I am SO. READY.

#bishova #bishlova #kate bishop #yelena belova #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes

[hussyknee]

It's kind of arbitrary to draw the line at airports imo, and leftists are just as bad as conservatives about giving a fuck about masking. But this is still hilarious. "So many people roll up to the airport, send one single pump of three year old Bath & Bodyworks hand sanitizer into its own personal Vietnam and call it a day." 😂😂😂

#masking #covid 19 #coronavirus #health and safety #pocket report #just found that polly was the one behind the 'is henry kissinger dead yet?' twitter account. legend #the pocket report #crack #funny #knee of huss #right wingers #right wing bullshit

[iamnmbr3]

Pollux: It's time for you to get married.

Alphard: I don't want to.

Pollux: We're Purebloods. We don't get married because we want to. We get married to carry on the family name.

Alphard: I'm gay.

Pollux: And? So am I. That's no excuse not to produce an heir.

Irma: What?

Alphard: I'm already seeing someone.

Pollux: Your duty to your lineage comes fist. He'll just have to accept it.

Alphard: ... So should I tell Lord Voldemort you want me to be unfaithful to him or do you want to?

Pollux: ...

Pollux: Walburga, pick your favorite unwed male cousin.

#tom riddle/alphard black #crack #humor #Tom Riddle #Alphard Black #Voldemort #Pollux Black #Irma Black #Walburga Black #Harry Potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #alphard black/tom riddle

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

#bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #crack #batposting #shitpost #tw food mention