#-5 star rating

[burninblood]

Bucky Barnes and Natasha Romanoff in Thunderbolts #2

#buckynat #kiss #winterwidow #BUCKYNAT KISS IN THE YEAR OF THE LORD 2024 #omg!!! #thunderbolts #thunderbolts 2023 #spoilers #wednesday spoilers #comic spoilers #i rated this issue 5 stars sorry not sorry

[aquilaofarkham]

extremely happy to announce that robert eggers new nosferatu film is already peak cinema

#aquila talks #nosferatu #robert eggers #willem dafoe #vampires #eggers will cast dafoe as a little freak in every one of his films and i'll be there to rate all of them 5 stars on letterboxd

[charkyzombicorn]

Usopp: Honestly the scariest way to die is getting buried alive imo

Luffy: Eh, it's not that bad, like drowning but in sand.

The Strawhats: wat.

Luffy: what?

Nami: Luffy, look me in the eyes. You haven't been buried alive before, have you?

Luffy: *looks off to the side, whistling*

Nami: LUFFY?! When?! Why?!!?

Luffy: I mean, it was all the way back in Alabasta. I could barely pay attention, I had a hole through my stomach,sooo...

The Strawhats: WHAT?!?!?!

#one piece #They all start listing off ways to die and Luffy just keeps rating them #Eaten by giant crocodile is 5 stars its warm and peaceful in there #Poison mushrooms is 1 star how could food betray him like this #Getting impaled is also 1 star he's done it his brother's done it honestly its overused

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"distant relative" i assume you are referring to my father?

#happy father's day everyone! #mine was fucking terrible he received a C- rating at best #and that is me being fucking GENEROUS with the grading rubric yeah #anyway i love and respect anyone who feels the need to quietly publicly shame their negligent father figure on anonymous social media #there should be a RateMyProfessor website but it's RateMyParents #it would serve no possible practical purpose but it would be as potentially psychologically scalding as a ghost pepper and/or supernova so. #do it #.......that could actually be so interesting #comparing and contrasting the reviews of siblings and half-siblings and step-siblings #the differences in parental perception between the Black Sheep/Scapegoat and the Golden Child and the Middle Child and So On #(on that note why are the two main idioms for being blacklisted in your own family both *livestock* related who laid that groundwork) #ANYway. back to RateMyFather #this one dad gets nine 5-star reviews and one absolutely SCATHING no-stars review #which mathematically leaves him with a 4.5 rating BUT #the main thing you are left wondering is how did one dad end up with TEN reviews that is in itself an Indictment

[keplercryptids]

i just think if you purchase someone's art or other handmade crafts, you shouldn't give negative reviews unless what you receive is like, wildly different from what was advertised, etc. "always rate your uber drivers 5 stars" but for indie artists, please.

#jd.txt #it feels bad being like. 5 star reviews only please #but it literally affects my income? directly? to rate things lower than that #and idk! it sucks to get negative reviews bc of a small unavoidable thing or based on an assumption the customer had

[chycoin]

Me after rating the recent Puzzlevision episode 1 star because I want Mr. Puzzles to get more pissed than he already is and because I’m spiteful

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#smg4 #smg4 fanart #smg4 tv adware #smg4 puzzlevision #tired #artist #art #this took me forever man my back hurts #all joke aside I loved the episode and personally would rate it 5 stars but I aint giving Mr Puzzles what he wants #my sona #artist sona

[sowlmates]

tragedy enjoyers when a character chooses love and kindness instead of destruction and vengeance after all

#he who drowned the world #just gave a 5 star rating on storygraph. well done shelley parker-chan well done I'm absolutely devastated in the best way possible #he who drowned the world spoilers #the radiant emperor

[genericpuff]

yeah i don't think this is the kind of advertising rachel needs right now-

#again rachel doesn't really have anything to do directly with this situation BUT #cait still included LO as one of the series she inflated the rating of with 5 stars alongside her own book #correlation doesn't equal causation #but it's still really telling that these are the kinds of works cait simps for to the point of RATING THEM HIGHLY IN HER REVIEW BOMBING #when they're really so problematic and controversial at their core #and are laced with so much casual misogyny and racism #the latter of which cait has a LOT of #though 'casual' racism is really understating it #she promoted herself from casual to competitive ranked racism #and yeah that includes touch of darkness as well which she also rated high with her alts and it's literally just LO: The Wattpad Novel #cait corrain #oh and sidenote #her 'apology' was not a real apology at ALL lmao #it literally opened up IMMEDIATELY with her using her medication as an excuse #for RACISM #watch out y'all you don't wanna take the depression meds that come with racism as a side effect /s #lore olympus critical #lo critical #anti lore olympus

[tomcriuse]

cant stop thinking about these back to back reviews my roommate did of mi2 and 3

#the 1 star to 5 star LMFAO #my favourite game is hearing a tom cruise movie from my room and walking into the living room and guessing #what movie it is by which frame is on the screen at that current moment #and I have a 100% win rate

[iraprince]

if you're looking for a valentine's day date night activity, i'll suggest my court intrigue oneshot game, EYES ON THE PRIZE!! play a pair of scammers weaseling their way through high society in the most foolproof, pragmatic, huge-brained way possible: getting fake married.

it's pick up and play — you can read the rules, make characters, and play a session all in one night! you could even make it a double date, if you like, with the 4-player mode in which two couples go head to head. throuple or polycule? no problem! there's a dev log on the itchio page with notes on hacking the game for polyam play!

it's not on sale at the moment, but in the spirit of the season i have added a new stack of free community copies, so please feel free to grab one of those if the cost of the game is an obstacle to you! (scroll down below the "buy now" button to find those.)

thanks, and happy valentines!

#ttrpg #ttrpgs #indie ttrpgs #if you already own eotp and have enjoyed it: first of all thank you!!! #second of all i'll take an opportunity to say that if u havent already it helps me out a ton when ppl leave a 5 star rating on the game :) #ty ty!

[wynnyfryd]

good GRIEF if you’re not reading @griefabyss69’s paraphilia series what the fuck are you even DOING

y’all.

it’s so hot.

and like, well written and flawlessly characterized and surprisingly tender and then unsurprisingly NOT, and it’s intricate antagonistic era-appropriate push-and-pull and more importantly it’s HOT 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49789624

#gonna start rating fics with peppers instead of stars lmao #that’s a 5 pepper fic right there besties this baby’ll scorch your brain’s tastebuds off #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie fic #steddie fic rec

[steddieunderdogfics]

He's The Whore Next Door by a_lil_a_alot and Extocancer

@ukulilyjane

Rating: Explicit

44,444 words, 1/1 chapters

Archive Warning: No Warnings

Tags: 5+1 Things, Bisexual Steve Harrington, Gay Eddie Munson, We pretend Karen Wheeler wouldn’t actually fuck a teenager, Like the fake dating trope but make it slutty, Established bisexual Steve but he doesn’t know it, Hawkins isn’t cursed but El still has powers and lab trauma, No Beta - We Die Like Steve Harrington's Heterosexuality, Crack Treated Seriously, POV switches as TV advertisements/announcements, POV Steve Harrington, D&D rules as a sex talk, Everyone Is Gay, no one is safe, Recreational Drug Use, this is not a Mike Wheeler safe space, the kids aren't kids anymore are they Steve?, maidenless behaviour from Mike, not-so-background ronance, authors are working with 5e D&D knowledge don't come for us, Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Switch Eddie Munson, Background Greatwise, Jargyle if you squint, I'm the Lorax and I speak for the trees and the trees say: multiple orgasms, Crack

Summary:

“I just mean you’ve, like, practically slept with half the town. You don’t need to bring the fictional into it.” Dustin lets out an appalled noise, choked between opposition and surprise, staring directly at Steve as he awaits the response. Steve takes, admittedly, quite a few moments to reboot. He runs his hand through his hair, head tilting to one side. “Is that so?” “I just don’t trust you to not try it on with anyone ! It’s like I’m constantly questioning if you’re hitting on someone or if you’re just— god!”    And oh, boy, wasn’t that just the most delicious lightbulb to ever pop above Steven Otis Harrington's slightly shaken but amazing head? “Anyone, huh?” OR: 5 times Steve pretends to fuck an adult in Mike Wheeler’s life to get under his skin, and the 1 time he actually does. OR: Enter: Karen Wheeler. But not actually. Just pretend.

This is a MOD rec as a part of our Fic Fridays.

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#steddie #steddie fic recs #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve x eddie #stranger things #crack treated seriously #crack fic #rated e #5+1 things #mod stars rec

[phoenixspencer]

Velvet Goldmine (1998)

Ewan McGregor as Curt Wild

Watched July 1st, 2022

#ewan mcgregor #velvet goldmine #curt wild #phoenixspencer gifs #rated: 5 out of 5 stars #phoenixspencer watches

[mem-fr]

sneaky veil sketch

#5 star yelp rating would trust with my life #mem draws #flight rising #veilspun

[pillowspace]

By the way, if anyone's ever in need of a very simple video editor app without a watermark or confusing complexities, "Text on Video & Video Editor" has been immensely helpful

This is my friend. It has helped me through trying times. It's my firstborn

#i sound like an ad #even the reviews are like i would rate this higher than 5 stars if i could

[zealfruity]

So i finally got a working tablet again

#these are the outfits i wore the two times i went to watch barbie btw #rate the fashion out of 5 #my art #clone wars #tcw #barbie #star wars #clone wars fanart #tcw fanart #tcw fives #arc trooper fives #barbie outfits #digital art #drawing #fanart