#+his is a joke.

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me. #he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt. #also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3

[folkdances]

In all seriousness, here are a few resources I think are helpful with regards to understanding just how thoroughly Henry Kissinger screwed the world over:

Kissinger by Behind the Bastards. This is a 6 part series done by the podcast Behind the Bastards, with the hosts of The Dollop on as guests. It's super funny and a very accessible foothold into understanding the scope of Kissinger's vast career.

Kissinger's Shadow by Greg Grandin. This book provides an in-depth analysis of Kissinger's tenure in the white house, covering both how he got into office, the changes he made in office, the policies he put forth, and their repercussions on the world.

ETAN's category on Kissinger. The East Timor and Indonesia action network has long been an outspoken critic of Kissinger's, and they've aggregated a lot of helpful articles here.

The Trial of Henry Kissinger by Christopher Hitchins. While Grandin's book focuses less on the specificities of Kissinger's crimes, Hitchins has no such qualms and details each of them in depth.

I truly think understanding Kissinger, the way he thought, and the things that he did, are all indispensable when it comes to understanding the modern political climate and how foreign policy works in America and therefore, by necessity, in the world at large. The sheer amount of damage he was responsible for should never be underestimated.

#txt #someone added this: the btb episodes are not funny in that they joke about his crimes but rather they cover SO much that the levity is nice

[passiunclepaltry]

if golbetty is really omnipotent and whatnot . she woulda giggled

#she finds his dorky little jokes so so charming #anyway i SNORTED @ this line idk why i found it so silly #betty grof #golbetty #simon petrikov #petrigrof #adventure time #fionna and cake #artists on tumblr

[chloesimaginationthings]

In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #william afton #fnaf #fnaf 4 #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #fnaf foxy #fnaf crying child #afton family #I just wanna believe in every ver of William hates this joke #just an easy way to piss off any William #all Michael did was be silly #(and bulky his brother to death but details) #this was the moment William decided he was gonna send him to the scoopin room #also wow I finally drew game William hope yall like him #I think I gotta tweak his design a bit but it’s a good start

[nerdpoe]

Phantom, the newest addition to the Justice League, pulls Wonder Woman aside.

He has...a strange request.

He's nervous, flustered, fading in and out of the visible spectrum. It's clear that what he's about to ask of her is important to him, and even though she has an uncomfortable voice in the back of her head telling her this young hero is about to ask her out, she resolves to listen before she jumps to conclusions.

She's glad she did.

"Can...can you put a grave for me in Themyscira? I know it's just for women, but it's the safest place I can think of for it! I just...I don't have a grave, and Clockwork says it's starting to stunt my growth as a Ghost, and I have too many enemies on American soil, so. It's okay if you say no, though, I'll figure something out, it's fine."

Diana lets him ramble to the end, already knowing what her answer is going to be.

"We would be honored to host your grave, Phantom. Do you have any remains I can take home? Do you require a funeral service?"

Phantom looks...he looks beyond grateful. Close to tears.

"No, no remains. A symbolic grave is fine, it just. It has to have my real name on it, my mortal one." He says, looking hesitant. "Please don't reach out to my family, Wonder Woman. They don't know."

With that, he hands over a small slip of paper, torn from a notebook and clearly folded one too many times.

She takes it as though he were entrusting her with the rarest diamond in the world. She wants to, but she does not ask how they could not notice the death of someone so very bright.

Instead she nods, tucking the paper away.

Phantom will get a grand grave, one worthy of a friend to the Crown of Themyscira. She will ensure it.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #she builds him a superb grave #and makes it a point to leave flowers at it whenever she can #the paper also had his birthdate and deathdate #she doesn't know who clockwork is but she's heard phantom talk highly of him #so she trusts that this clockwork fellow wasn't joking around #she also makes it a point to take phantom for ice cream or other treats now that she knows he died so young #she keeps her word #she doesn't contact the fentons #she doesn't look into them #she's not bruce and she knows how to respect a boundary

[chickpeamcb]

he’s the blade of justice

#puss in boots #LOOK AT HIM..... IN HIS WEE 'LIL BOOTS #this joke has been done a million times over but it's never not funny. to ME

[nonomives]

Sorry i woke up and chose to be a simp

#welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home wally #wally darling #wished he'd make me his darling--HA H A H ABKJBSJVJAVVEJBKAS #/joke jok i kid #i mean unless... #a h a--*gets shot* #ok but fr id sell my soul to this man if he asked #digital art #my art #eeart

[wolfythewitch]

He’s ready for the apocalypse

#I’m only half joking you know how tempted I am to make this his apocalypse fit it’d be so funny #art #sketch #tma #the magnus archives #Jonathan sims

[holdyourcolour]

“reify” is the funniest word to me. a prefix and a suffix don’t need a base word to be in a loving and fulfilling relationship

#hi this is a joke. btw. #I understand the etymology

[spiribia]

#talks #i dont think its inherently. Well like. people can have built-in euphoric response to cheeseburger. #why was he moaning. #Hi everyone. please be normal on my post which was meant to be a joke about my opinion. #and was never meant to be a generalized opinion that I am saying applies to you.

[enixamyram]

I'm so fascinated with the background posters in Vee tower.

(Didn't include the ones in Val's room. Those ones make me super uncomfortable! XD Plus I do not want "sexy" Val pictures saved onto my computer for even a moment!)

#Hazbin Hotel #The Vees #Vox #Velvette #Valentino #Angel Dust #Edit: the reason for not including Val pics that I put on the post was honestly more of a joke #in the comments it explained it's cause his posters are more self indulgent sexy pics #while these are Vee Ads and the ads are what fascinates me... #Dunno if that helps any of the people disappointed I didn't include them lol XD

[seldompathic]

I really shouldn't listen to Snapcube when I draw

#sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic art #shadow the hedgehog #remember- he doesn't want his highlights called gay in a derogatory way #so now hes gonna have to disappear Sonic AND the US president #that oughtta teach em a lesson #(((I'm gay and its a Dub joke please dont flame me LMFAO)))

[trustyalt]

Lately ive been playing this hot new fishing game its called ULTRAKRILL have you heard of it

#me making this despite knowing none of my followers will care hi 👍 #my art #ultrakill #v1 #u can't understand how excited i was to find fishing minigame #ultrakrill <- joke only funny to me

[the-midnight-sugar1]

I don’t think he hears genuine laughter very often

#I love the idea that pomni laughs at one of his jokes #like a really stupid pun #and he wasn’t expecting her to laugh cause no one does #not even kaufmo could get laughs and HES A CLOWN #And he’s just mesmerized #when was the last time he heard someone laugh? like REALLY laugh? #idk but I think he’d want to hear her laugh again #tadc showtime #showtime ship #caine x pomni #showtime tadc #pomni x caine