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werewolfmack · 11 months
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Watching Dying Light 2 in the background while I'm drawing and this has to be one of the creatively devoid games I've ever seen. If you could take "made to please execs and the vague, unspecific concept of white gamer bro" you'd just have this game.
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probsnothawkeye · 2 years
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There are only 3 acceptable ways to play golf:
1) Not at all.
2) Mini golf
3) Wii golf
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pain-is-my-game · 1 year
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Parents really do traumatize you and then force you to reparent yourself instead of being a capable human being who can contribute to society like a normal person. Sorry I can't get a well paying job right now I'm trying to learn coping mechanisms.
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kacievvbbbb · 3 months
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I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.
What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.
Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.
Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.
Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.
He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.
He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.
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bluegooo · 4 months
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The voice in my head (besty) says to post this. Who am I to disobey
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jewishcissiekj · 5 months
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Local Prequels girlie thinks about Anidala for more than two seconds and proceeds to eat drywall
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devildom-moss · 7 months
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(NSFW) | (gn!MC) (amab!MC - could work for MC with a strap) (top!MC) (dom!MC)
I was thinking about slut-praising Mammon and how much he would adore it. After all, he’s a greedy, little, cock-hungry whore for you.
You could use him whenever you’d like, and he’d be grateful. Summon him to your room in the middle of the night, pull him into an empty classroom at R.A.D, take him into the bathroom at his favorite club and make so much noise that you both get kicked out – anything to please you. Just keep telling him that he’s a pretty little bitch – your needy, desperate slut. Please?
He feels like he’s in heat whenever you walk into a room – desperation knotting up in the pit of his stomach. Don’t take your eyes off him. Mammon feasts on your attention, lapping up every second of it like a touch-starved beast. Watch him melt into a moaning, whiny mess under you. He needs it – needs you. Faster. Deeper. More.
Mammon wants your cock buried in him while you stroke his cheek gently and call him your perfect cumslut. He’ll take it all for you. You’re the only person he could show this side of himself to. You’re the only one who sees his blissed-out, cum-drunk face as he writhes for you. Tears wet his cheeks and leave those gorgeous blue and gold eyes damp and glistening.
He wants it so bad: being your favorite, cherished hole. Please don’t use anyone like you use him. He’ll be your best little fucktoy, so praise him for playing the role he was made to fill.
His heart aches from the overflow of affection when you wipe the messy tears from his cheek and tell him, “You’re such a good slut for me. My little cum dump. I love knowing I can use you whenever I need to get off.”
Mammon would cover his mouth to hide his smile, muffling his erotic moans in the process. He loves it when you fuck him stupid until his thoughts leave him. When you turn him into a mess like this, his inhibitions falter, his body betrays his cocky attitude, and he gets to be honest in his reactions. He adores you so much.
You can even be a little mean to him.
“Mammon, you’re such a filthy little whore. You’re practically begging for someone to use your desperate ass. Do you need to cum that badly?”
Still drowning in pleasure, he would anchor himself with the only defense he had to offer, muttered in desperation – the words clawing their way up his throat just so you could hear them: “No, I ain’t. . . only for you. . . just you.”
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ganondoodle · 10 months
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this tweet of mine is blowing up (unexpectedly) on twitter and i cant say i am not afraid of it spreading further
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waterfallofspace · 2 months
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tonight on 'the simplest things can drive a person feral'
Any variation on 'nose twitching'. Just the mental image of a nose, so desperately itchy that it can't help moving. A tickle so deep that, even without any outside interference, it just has to move.
It quivers, vibrates, flares, twitches, yearning for any form of relief. Maybe it's squished against an entire palm, feeling the hot breath against the skin. Or perhaps a single finger is brought up, trying to coax out an end to this ordeal
But it's just so sensitive, and when the hands are dropped once more, the nose is left to fend for itself against the waves of irritation, helplessly twitching once more~
Bonus points for the bearer of said nose experiencing any thoughts/feelings about how noticeably their nose is twitching~ Maybe embarrassment that everyone can tell, or a lighter humour that it 'has a mind of it's own'~
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eszera15 · 2 months
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I “knew” I was bisexual before watching Doctor Who or Torchwood, but ignored it, denied it, or pushed it to the side. In my head I was both “not queer enough” or “just faking it.” I didn’t think my experience as a bisexual was valid
But after watching Jack onscreen being an unapologetic, flirtatious bisexual (who, in the words of Tosh, “shag anything if it was gorgeous enough”), I was finally able to accept my own bisexuality. I owe a lot to Captain Jack and Doctor Who / Torchwood in general for helping me realize who I am.
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majinbangus · 18 days
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Uhh have this crappy thing I thought of but got too lazy to refine-
Soap (og or reboot, you decide) decides you're his puppy, so he gets you a dog toy.
"Soap, what is this?"
"Do you like it?"
"Well, yeah, but what is it?"
"It's a toy."
"For kids? Cause it's entertaining, but it's kinda-"
"It's for dogs."
"Dogs."
"Aye, dogs. You know- smart, loyal, obedient. Dogs."
"Yeah, I wasn't asking what a dog was, Soap."
"Then what's the issue?"
"John."
"If you don't like it-"
"John that's not the issue- I'm not a dog."
"I know you're not."
"Then why-"
"Do you like it?"
"What?"
"The toy, do you like it?"
"... I do."
"Then what's the problem?"
"Nothing, I just-"
"Do you want me to take it back?"
"..."
"If you want to keep it, I won't judge. I got it for you."
"... I'll keep it."
"I knew you'd like it, puppy."
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rabble-dabble · 3 months
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OH MY GOD MY TWO FAVORITES GUYES WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?????
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probsnothawkeye · 5 months
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My takeaway from the last minute of Burrow's End episode 7
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pain-is-my-game · 1 year
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It's terrible knowing that if I ever show sadness or show anything emotion that's not positive towards anything whether it's my fault or not I'll either get blamed for it or told that my emotions are irrational.
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kacievvbbbb · 3 months
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The thing is despite shanks outward appearance off a hedonist man living it up in the moment. He is in actuality a man torn between a tragic past and a hopeful future. He only stopped running from the past when he started preparing for the future. Up until recently everything we’ve seen shanks do in present day canon is ready the way for a new era. He has forfeit being King to become a Kingmaker. He carries himself like a Regent just waiting for the next generation to come of age. He is a deeply tragic man stuck between times. Haunted by the ghost of a captain it wasn’t his destiny to save and the dreams of a boy he helped inspire. OPLA Buggy really was right when he said “you’re just a sad lonely little boy wearing another man’s hat” he just wasn’t talking about Luffy.
And despite outwards appearances of a calm and calculating man. Outside of the battle field Mihawk cannot, refuses too, exist anywhere else but the present. He’s a man that lives one day at a time, not because he’s just surviving but because why concern himself with the past or the future when there is now. when there is nothing there that can hurt him anymore and nothing he is scared to face. It’s in the way he went about getting his title, unlike Zoro there wasn’t some guy he was biding his time growing stronger to face. No he went out of his way everyday looking for stronger and stronger opponents to face until he was all that was left till there was no one that could face him, till he was without a doubt the Strongest swordsman there was. That dogged pursuit of anyone and anything capable of putting up a fight with a sword isn’t the Machiavellian calculations of a man capable of planning in the long term. It’s the single minded pursuit of someone only capable of living day to day, opponent to opponent.
And that’s why they fit so well together, Shanks reminds Mihawk that there’s a future out there and it’s gonna be new and interesting and Mihawk reminds shanks that he has a life here and now in the present and he should live it. It’s also a source of contention because Mihawk can’t understand what Shanks is hurtling towards and Shanks can’t understand how Mihawk can stand to stay still when the past is constantly licking at his heels threatening to consume him.
They are playing a game of chess and Shanks is already planning his moves for a play, 10 games ahead while Mihawk is trying to get him to focus on the one right infront of him lest he lose.
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quo-posts · 5 months
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I'm having thoughts about Grian being the wither rose again.
(I don't know Mumbo's task yet, keep that in mind but) Mumbo died while accompanying Grian and the died again to the Wither that Grian spawned. A wither, mind you, that was obsessed with Scar for a while. A wither that plunged the server into chaos and caused a lot of casualties.
Grian had to follow his task, simply loosing 10 hearts hadn't been an option and failing would've consequently failed Etho as well - he couldn't do that to him. So he unleashed a Wither and was the cause of so, so many deaths again.
(I feel like you could also cook a great narrative with the wither effect lasting through the respawn bc of the death/success overlap and all that having to be fixed via ✨️Watcher magic✨️)
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