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cryptids-coffee · 1 year

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*coughs this up like a hairball*

#wednesday #wednesday addams #wednesday netflix #enid sinclair #wenclair #fanart #i lvoe them too much #crying #sobbing #rolling on the floor #ive got to get normaler

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spooksbagston · 8 months

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the haha funny old homos

i changed up the text cus Sniper would never harm nature's waters but he would gladly poison a water system used by people

and to all the people who have even do as much as reblog my posts, i see the hashtags you guys set and omfg they make my day, like i hope yall are out living your best lives- we are friends now (Oil, we are double friends)

#tf2 #comic #team fortress 2 #spy x sniper #sniper x spy #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #sniperspy #tf2 art #stop being nice to me i will cry #rolling on the floor

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ashxngrotto · 3 months

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Dating HCs for Azul Ashengrotto

༄—Warnings: Some spoilers for book 3, bad English

༄—A/N: first time writing for my sashimi who’s never coming home </3

He loves cuddles, especially after a long day of school and paperwork.

Azul would nuzzle his face into the crook of your neck, seeking comfort from your company. He might let you see him in his octopus form if he’s really tired, you’re his best refuge besides his octopus pot after all.

Azul mumbles some complaints, some about how tiring school is, some about how the clients always calls him a “cunning good-for-nothing merchant” after he offered them a contract and provide them what they’ve been dreaming to have.

Azul loves it when you just run your fingers through his silver locks. You want to comfort him after a long day, even better!

Azul loves it when you throw yourself at him, while he catch you in his arms, lovingly running his fingers through your hair.

“Azul!” You exclaimed, running towards your lover as you wrapped your arms around him from behind.

Azul would be surprised, but will soon melt into a warm smile.

“Nice to see you, darling.” He took a lock of your hair (your hand if you’re short haired) and kissed it.

Azul is over the moon when you guys started dating (confession drabble yeaaaaaa)

Azul would confess during a study session, while he helped you with potions for free (key word: FREE-)

He didn’t even notice how his heartbeat sped up and his hand reaching to touch yours, and when it did, you intertwined your fingers with his.

He couldn’t hide his blush, he wanted more, he doesn’t want to be friends anymore.

“I know this may be sudden, but…” Azul gathered his courage to look at you with those beautiful aquamarine eyes, you’ve never seen him looking at you with such gentleness.

He brought your hand to his lips, kissing each finger softly but lovingly.

“I love you, since the first time I’ve laid my eyes on you, you’re different, you wouldn’t mind my ugly, selfish side..” His words carried all sort of love, you felt your heart melting.

“So..” Azul raise his head up, looking at you once again, “do I have the honour to stay by your side?”

Say yes.

Azul would never tell you how much you matter to him.

Whenever you tell him how much he matters to you, he’ll let out a soft chuckle.

You don’t understand how much you mean to him.

Azul Ashengrotto, a boy who was bullied and looked down, succeeded in life, and yet he couldn’t learn to love

That was before he met you though.

You changed his life, he can finally accept his past, most importantly, learn to see himself in a better way.

He feels like he doesn’t deserve you, but everytime you remind him how smart and gorgeous he is.

He loves you so, so much he can never express it by words.

“Rather than words, I’d stay by your side, whenever and whatever happens.”

#disney twst #twisted wonderland #twst headcanon #azul x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #azul ashengrotto #twst azul #twst wonderland #twst #twst x reader #rolling on the floor #sobbing #crying #simping for azul

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glitchy-grump · 4 months

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Im sorry inform yall once again, that they [mainly jinbei] are all ive been drawing

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jackstheprinceofhearts · 1 year

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HELP????

come on we KNOW this is jacks (even if it's not, SHEEEESH)

#why is this so hot #i am unwell #dying rn #rolling on the floor #stephanie had no right whatsoever #this has to be jacks #i need the title for mysterious third book NOW #tbona #ouabh #jacks prince of hearts #the ballad of never after #evajacks #evangeline fox #caraval #jacks x evangeline #stephanie garber #jacks #ouabh 3 #ouabh theories

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itachanta · 1 year

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Trigun Stampede Opening Main Chorus + English Lyrics (Kvi Baba - Tombi)

(Official translation by Minako Ikeshiro)

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ghxstmxchine · 9 months

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thinking abt a camboy!Hobie fic,,,,,

#rolling on the floor #I'm a loser and there's nothing I love more than a good camboy au #hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #[✧.* coffin conversations].#hobie brown x male reader

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azevade · 19 days

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I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

#mercury black #i am screaming #rolling on the floor #MERCURY MY BABY #rwby #rwby volume 9

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theswordthatstabbedjouno · 2 years

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Soukoku Incorrect Quotes🤡

Chuuya, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dazai: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Dazai: Dazai: It's perfume. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: This date is boring! Chuuya: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Dazai: Then why did you invite me? Chuuya: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Chuuya I'll do whatever I want!" ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet. Chuuya: Why’d you get banned? Dazai: Touched the rat. Chuuya: … What rat? Dazai: Fyodor Dostoevsky. ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: Dazai... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Dazai: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Chuuya: Chuuya: I wrote sanitize, Dazai. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Chuuya: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!! ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: *Gives a bouquet to Dazai* Dazai: You know I'm allergic. Chuuya: That's the point. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Is this mistletoe? Chuuya: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Dazai: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Chuuya: Yeah, no, it’s still basil. ----------------------------------------------------

I'm alive -TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

#bsd chuuya #bungo stray dogs dazai #bungo stray dogs #bsd #anime #incorrect bsd quotes #incorrect quotes #rolling on the floor #bsd crack #bsd dazai #bungo stray dogs chuuya #soukoku #soukoku incorrect quotes #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #soukoku crack

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marsomar · 3 months

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“SEAWEED BRAIN” I AM SO UNWELL

#percy jackson #percy jackson tv show #pjo tv show #percabeth #I am not okay #i had a visceral reaction #rolling on the floor #back on my pjo shit and idk why i ever wasn’t #it’s so good #so good

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lepusrufus · 5 months

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Okay teah I'll givve y'all that, Baldur's Gate 3 is as good as everyone says

#rolling on the floor #foaming at the mouth #biting my screen #chomp chomp #EDGY WIFE WHEN I'VE NO PATIENCE

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waywardsunlight · 1 year

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I hope Raine gets to run to Eda and hold her in their arms and Eda’s holding on so tight, and the whole world vanishes. And it’s just them, holding onto each other for dear life because after all these years, it’s still them.

#raeda #SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP #ROLLING ON THE FLOOR #the owl house #not spoilers

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s0u1-jpg · 6 months

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