there had been so much talk about the milk-shake drink, but he hadn't seen it for himself, which led him to sitting on a bench in Cotes, holding a reusable cup filled with plain old milk, staring through the plastic with some mild curiosity.
then he shook it, sloshing the drink as far as his arms could toss it. it still looked like milk.
ϟ does this really make it taste different? ϟ
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The fact that in both OFMD and GO2 the supposedly more broody, aloof, cool one initiated and was rejected is so especially devastating like imagine being a sexy goth in black leather confessing your love to some goofy little proper blonde in a silly longcoat and he runs away. I'd never talk to anyone ever again
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-give me coffee-
aziraphale: *sipping coffee*
nina, cleaning tables: I didn’t mean to get you in trouble the other day
aziraphale: sorry?
nina, shrugs: with your partner. when I mentioned your ‘naked man friend’...
aziraphale, chuckles nervously: oh no. not at all. that was- well, we dealt with it
nina, smiles: I wish my partner was as understanding as yours
aziraphale, fond: ah, well, crowley likes to think he’s above being kind and loving. the truth is he’s the most compassionate, lovely person I’ve ever met
nina: how long have you been together?
aziraphale, confused: together? we’re not together
nina, chuckles, shakes her head: yeah, that’s what he said
aziraphale, suddenly interested: what? who?
nina: your fella. or friend, whoever he is.
aziraphale, nonchalant: and what else did he say?
nina, shrugs: I thought you might be his bit on the side. he said you were too pure of heart for that kind of thing
aziraphale, nods: exactly. crowley and I have just known each other a long time. that’s all there is to it
nina, folds her arms: where is he now?
aziraphale, happily: he’s making breakfast reservations. he said it’s been a while since we dined together. just the two of us. I’m looking forward to it, I have missed him
nina: *raises her eyebrows*
aziraphale, insistent: we’re not together
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i'm sorry but coach ben going from packing 5,000,000 condoms for a weekend in seattle to getting his leg chopped off by a 17-year-old girl to getting yelled at by another 17-year-old devout christian who thinks she can fly a plane from like the 1940s to getting poisoned/drugged TWICE by the first 17-year-old because he does not reciprocate her romantic feelings for him to getting completely overruled by the soccer team he assistant coaches when they ice out the team captain to absolutely fucking hating his life when they chow down on team captain's half-cremated body is actually comedy GOLD
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