#*kill bill sirens*

[popfizzles]

Your silverfish look like Wurmple!

I beg to differ, my Wurmple is MUCH larger!...

#Pokemon #PKMN #PKMN Legends Arceus #Wurmple #PKMN oc #PKMN Trainer Fitz #fizzles draws #anon #anonymous #shitpost #kill bill sirens

[ghostsessioned]

whoever you are. whenever you see it. look away. look away. it cannot be unseen. the light in the sky. the triangle. the perfect day. it cannot be unseen. look away. look away. look away.

#oxenfree #oxenfree ii #oxenfree ii arg #oxenfree ii lost signals #lost signals #parentage #parentage oxenfree #kill bill sirens

[darlingpoppet]

Where The Dead Forget — Chapter 5: Together

Hades Gameverse Memory Loss AU | Achilles/Patroclus | M | Chapters: 5/21 | Words: 50,751 (Ch 5: 10,463 words)

Cover Art by: @alibonbonn

Excerpt:

“What have I ever done to earn residence in such a hallowed place?” He says aloud again. “Simply rubbing shoulders with greatness should hardly qualify. An unremarkable life, snuffed out in an unremarkable way. A few lucky strikes here and there perhaps, but still reduced to rotting flesh and then ash and bones, just like all the others. No friends or family to speak of… no name, no honor… not even a verse in song, surely. Just another—“

He pauses, as he thinks he has just heard a faint rustling over the sound of his own voice. He listens carefully, and indeed: there is a distant creaking, and then the clang of the metal gate at the entrance to the glade.

This is not so unusual. Patroclus occasionally receives visitors and passers by—perhaps more often than he would in fact prefer, but most of them are quickly sent on their way once he has made it clear he is not interested in sparring or feasting or fucking or whatever else it is that shades in Elysium divert themselves with for eternity.

Except.

There is a certain one who passes through sometimes. He is a god, by Patroclus’ estimation—princely and well-mannered, but unsettling, in his way, as all gods are. When he visits, he is always asking Patroclus such unusual, confounding questions, to such a degree that Patroclus often fears he is being toyed with. He has already searched his mind to recall if any of the stories told of Chthonic trickster gods: Eris? Apate? Dolos? Or perhaps even Hermes, the artful Olympian psychopomp? This particular one possesses a youthful countenance much like Hermes, but he is more akin to the spirited, flickering flame of a campfire, rather than the swift breath of wind from a bird’s flapping wing.

In any case, Patroclus does not trust him. He is wary of his easy smiles and friendly, insistent manner. Patroclus can only think to bribe him with his untouched collection of healing draughts and refreshments in order to make him go away whenever he appears. He sincerely hopes it is not that odd stranger who has decided to come back again.

Patroclus picks another cluster of flowers to busy himself with as his visitor approaches. He can see the shade cresting the stairs out of the corner of his eye. Patroclus does not deign to look in his direction, and yet the shade stands there, as if quietly observing him, expectant and waiting.

“Hello,” a man’s voice says.

Read the rest here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43292178/chapters/126220315

Previous Chapters: 1. Drown | 2. Grief | 3. Grace | 4. Weakness

#patrochilles #hades patrochilles #achilles #patroclus #hades game #hades fanfic #the iliad #tsoa #the song of achilles #KILL BILL SIRENS #THIS IS IT PEOPLE IT’S HAPPENING #50k words in and not counting the prologue it’s the first proper Pat POV #lfg #my fic #where the dead forget

[way-too-fine]

You want it fast or you want it good? I want it all! You know, this grungy look is very cute on you! Go! Now!

#KILL BILL SIRENS #FRAN X MAX #fran fine #maxwell sheffield #*s1e14 #family plumbing

[bluetiefling]

The Rings of Power, Season 1, Episode 3

What will you take next? Our lands? Our trade? Don't forget your women.

#ropedit #tropedit #lotredit #halbrand #lotr rings of power #the rings of power #mygifs #also #galadriel x halbrand #KILL BILL SIRENS

[rochenn]

Number 7 for the ask meme!

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because of how the fandom acts about them?

There's a popular character I dgaf about in a previous fandom and my loathing for him was purely fandom-caused cause his fans were policing everyone else's virtue lol. But there isn't much character-based policing going on in my corner of the SW fandom (if at all?) so wahoo!! I do not passionately hate anyone 🥳

Honestly congrats to the fandom at large for being so disgusting about some characters that I want to protect them instead. Fuck knows the writing of the Kenobi show failed to make give a single damn about Reva but also REVA GET BEHIND ME!!

#sighh like the writing n direction didn't do her any favors but imagine being a black woman in star wars #kill bill sirens #ask #choose violence ask game

[laladcita02]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjhx7Eqx/

Clark: Oh no...

#Superman #clark kent #my adventures with superman #mis aventuras con superman #dc comics #kill bill #kill bill sirens #comedy #humor #viral

[tomatoluvr69]

I will fucking kill you. I will shoot and stab you to death. Get the fuckkkkkk out of here. Bout 2 dig two graves

#tooshie… #kill bill sirens #I’m just trying to buy fucking work clothes… #without BUYING FIRSTHAND… #but they aim to KILL ME DEAD! and neither of us will need vintage clothing where we’re going.

[gilligould]

Better Call Saul — 5.09 / Breaking Bad — 3.04

#kill bill sirens #bcs #bcs 5 #bcs caps #brba #brba 3 #brba caps #brba rewatch #100

[kingoftheu]

Kill Bill but the siren is replaced by the Banana Guards from Adventure Time going "Wee Woo Wee Woo."

#kill bill #kill bil vol. 1 #kill bill volume 2 #kill bill vol. 2 #kill bill volume 1 #kill bill sirens #quentin tarantino #tarantino film #tarantinoverse #tarantino movies #action movies #adventure time #candy kingdom #banana guards #banana #princess bubblegum #bonibel bubblegum #animation #crossover #humor

[stiltonbasket]

art thief au lxc goes out into the backyard to get some fresh air? He finds nmj doing yoga on the porch (shirtless)? lxc is (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) His husband is hot and he can't deal

Nie Mingjue also has the babies trying to do yoga with him T^T and they're trying so hard! They're rolling around like little dumplings in a pot! QAQ

#asks #art thief au #nielan #rip lxc you had a good run #he sees his handsome husband glowing in the sunlight and then #kill bill sirens #and THEN he sees that the bbys are with him #KILL BILL X2

[natjennie]

WAIT IS TONIGHT EPISODE 8?

#kill bill sirens #wwdits

[andoutofharm]

CAN FALL OUT BOY GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

#kill bill sirens

[acalculatedfuture]

@hoennhibana replied to your post ““On the bright side:” “We have to appreciate the...”:

kabu avoiding direct eye contact with misty as she gets closer​

“Sorry, Kabs, you beat the last remaining Kalos gym leader so now I have to pray for your downfall.”

“Nothing personal.”

#ic: calem #hoennhibana #kill bill sirens #crack

[bro-in-training]

My mom: so like what's your problem anyway

Me: I don't like people, I don't like sex, I don't think I should have kids

Her: we'll take you to the endocrinologist, youre just having thyroid issues, there's no way someone your age has no sex drive

Me, tired trans asexual:

#kill bill sirens #why #asexual #transgender #im going to commit a crime #or commit the die #christ

[nedakalanstar]

Monte can this that and the third his way the fuck outta here. I can’t believe the leftovers are gonna shit the bed like this what the fuuuuuck

#bb24 #kill bill sirens