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sugawarassoulmate · 1 year

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okok im back with incel!kenma

whats even worse is if you really can’t tell if you’re a guy or a girl, the type of person that gives gender envy. if you have longer hair he just assumes your like him and can’t be bothered to cut it.

OKAY THIS THOUGHT JUST HIT ME MID TYPING! YOU’RE THE BITCH NERD!/LOSER!KURO CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT. THERES TWO MAYBE THREE WAYS HE CAN FIND OUT ITS YOU.

also ik this isn’t one of your hcs for kuro but nerd/loser!kuro x mean!goth!gf but maybe you’re not mean to him but everyone else, people even look at him the wrong way and you have them absolutely terrified. and during your face chats with him you never have your makeup or you daily clothes on. normally just bare faced and in something of kuros. surpising how he didn’t pick up kuros old nekoma jersey

number one: maybe kuro posts a picture of you on his story possibly at your pc playing with incel!kenma. or it could be one of the spicy mirror pictures you made him post because why the hell is the dumb bitch from class feeling up on your man for. maybe you even rant to kenma about this dumb bitch who can’t keep her hands to herself, and why the fuck is she touching a taken man. (okay i think incel!kenma is misogynistic but not homophobic because why the fuck would anyone want to deal with some needy whore constantly.) but that rant solidifies the thought that you are infact a guy maybe not one who hates women on the same level as he does but a man nonetheless. but once kuro posted that picture he figured it out and was disgusted.

number 2: kuro is at your house studying, so to keep your boredom at bay you hop online with kenma, it’s about two hours in when he hears a knock shuffling in the back ground followed by the sound of someone falling onto your bed when he asked about it your response is casual “oh its just my boyfriend.” and he doesn’t pick at it anymore. but then the mic catches a familiar voice in the background. “pretty girl when are you gonna be done, i want to take a nap with you” you give a hum in response to his question. “alright bro gotta leave after this round, so we have to win don’t wanna lose the last match of the day.” obviously you land up losing because kenma can’t get his pretty little head around the fact that he couldn’t tell you were some fucking bitch, you never told him either so that makes you a fucking liar (even tho he didn’t ask). when the game disconnects he’s seething.

number three: this is the worst option really kuro begs him to come hang out with him at his girlfriend, he swears up and down that she’s not the type of woman he’d hate. promises that they have a lot of the same interests. maybe he sends a picture of you cosplaying as one of his favorite characters but that just lowers his opinion, in the photo he can’t even tell its you though. so he’s even more confused when he meets you guys at the arcade. he cautiously calls you by your in game name and you respond with a smile and respond with your irl name. he’s genuinely not sure how to react. not just bc you’re the person he’s been gaming with for almost a year, but with your thick ass platforms you’re just as talk as kuro if not taller. you literally look down at him, can he even talk shit about a bitch like you with out getting his as beat.

anyway this drug out for way longer than intended. but yeah incel!kenma making assumptions and being totally wrong. how funny would it be if he had a crush on kuros gf

bestie.....my beloved......all of the options just sound so amazing to me omg *kisses u*

the absolute torture incel!kenma has to go through upon finding out that 1) his favorite gaming buddy is a disgusting female, 2) she's dating his best friend and somehow he never knew, and 3) she's so fucking hot that kenma can't stop picturing her face every time he rubs one out.

and you just won't let him live you're so fucking mean to him that kenma can't even get a word in when you're roasting him. the only thing that reels you in is kuroo's soft, pleading voice asking you to be nice.

kenma's embarrassed that his friend has become such a simp but fuck if he didn't wish he was on the receiving end of your sweet words.

#haikyuu x reader #haikyu x reader #kenma x reader #kenma kozume x reader #kozume kenma x reader #🥀#🥀kenma #incel!kenma

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bokubear · 2 years

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Haikyuu!! — he thinks you’re cheating

❥ including ; kageyama tobio, atsumu miya, ushijima wakatoshi, kuroo tetsuro

❥ genre ; hardly angst, slight insecurity, comedy, fluff, suggestive themes

❥ notes ; my first post in a whole month! gosh it’s been a while, but i’m glad to be back(*'▽'*)

Kageyama would never assume such a thing, instead, he’d try his hardest to talk it out—scared helplessly throughout. It was after his practice that day, and as he was approaching you for your daily walk home together when he overheard you talking with that guy. So, kageyama being kageyama, strutted to the perpetrator and grabbed his shoulder with an iron grip. “Y/n, what’s going on?” You could tell he was trying his hardest to deepen his voice, causing you to suppress your giggle. “Tobio, are you worried about me being with him?” Oh Kageyama Tobio was so easy to read. From his nervous glances at the two of you talking in the hallway to even now where you saw him from afar, that doubtful gaze told all that was on his mind. “We we’re planning a party for the team.. but I guess you didn’t realize..” The boy he was suspicious of spoke up, pointing to the décor surrounding the two that he’d yet to notice. “Since you guys went to nationals y’know.” You smiled sheepishly, pointing to the door. “And Takeshita is the only one with a spare key to decorate indoors.” Without saying anything else you were wrapped in your boyfriend’s embrace, his face snuggling into your neck. “Thanks for not leaving me.” He muttered, hoping the boy he now knew was named Takeshita didn’t overhear. However their laughter told him otherwise. He was red as a tomato.

Atsumu immediately throws a fit, flaying himself dramatically onto any surface to belch about how “‘ya never loved ‘im!” Very annoying. And the guy working at the ice cream stand seemed to agree. “Hey! I heard you two getting all cozy up in here earlier.. she’s MY baby.” He’d repeatedly remind to which you frantically rush to apologize for the Miya’s unnecessary behavior. “Tsumie! Quit!!” You slap his arm, eyes staring daggers at the irritating blonde. “Mmm fineee.. but watch out. I’m everywhere.” He hissed, trying to act intimidating ( or whatever that was supposed to be ). Apparently he had it out for this ice cream shop worker, pulling you to the side with knitted brows and a jutting pouty expression. “You’re my baby right? Don’t tell me you’re into-“ His whining cut short at your soft lips pressing to his, eyes widening into saucers. “Always your baby.” You smile, brushing a loose strand of dyed hair from his face. “Mine.” He whispered, lifting you up by the thighs to spin you around. “This looks cheesy.” You complain, unable to keep yourself from getting lost in his honey orbs. “I don’t care cause you look like an angel right now.” Wow. It was hard to even think you were slightly mad at him earlier. Charmer.

Ushijima would confront you. Of course since ushijima is indeed ushijima, his mature and knowledgeable nature leads him to invite you to a dinner. Initially you’re surprised, it isn’t you’re birthday, and it’s not any important date? Weird. And he doesn’t hesitate to get right to the point, asking if you’re interested in “another” he said. It was extremely puzzling of how the ushijima wakatoshi was fiddling with his fingers—appearing nervous. That was a first. “Another? Toshi I-“I’m sincerely sorry if I didn’t give you everything you want, you see I’m not very good at this dating relationship and I’m learning so I understand if you went to someone else-“Why would I ever want to break up with you?” The continuous fiddling of his fingers continued, clearing his throat. “Are you okay?” You leant forward, doting features sending ushijima’s mind into a frenzy. “Ah yes, you just-look stunning in that dress.” This statement floored you. God he was perfect. “Toshi, that’s my brother you were referring to. The ‘another.’” You swore his jaw dropped to the table. “Oh then.. I believe this was a misunderstanding, shall I take you home?” A sly smile crept at your lips, taking his comment and twisting it mischievously. “Take me home? To do what?” You chided, watching as his face contorted ever so slightly. “To.. help you out of your dress, it’d be hard to unzip it.” And once again a gentleman despite your coaxing. “Perhaps we could do something else after I help you from your dress?” Now it was your jaw’s turn to drop.

Kuroo mopes. He utterly mopes. Sitting on the couch with one of Kenma’s cats sleeping peacefully atop his head while watching literally every season of Naruto in existence. At some point even Kenma himself steps from his room to ask if he’s still alive. It’s a miracle really that he’s still eating that bag of Lays, munching nonstop. And as expected Kenma receives a call from you in the midst of the ordeal, asking where your potato-chip-eating boyfriend is. Kenma doesn’t lie to you, explaining that the raven-haired is in a state of denial because you paired with someone other boy in your Biology for the project “when you could’ve been learning the periodic table song with him” he quotes, earning a burst of laughter from you. Boy Kenma was a great impressionist. Nonetheless you show up uninvited, standing in front of the tv screen with crossed arms. “You! You’re in love with him aren’t you! The greasy hair, ugly face and everything! Look at you little missy thinking you can get away with-“ On his entourage of accusations and complaining he stands so close to you it’s not hard to smell the stench of 2 days worth of couch-potato days sticking to his clothes. “Ugh! You stink! How long have you been on the couch?” You plug your nose, unbeknownst to the amused Kenma recording at the doorway. “Uhh.. Two.. days? Wah! Wait!” Kuroo calls as you disappear into the bathroom. “No! I’m not coming out ‘till you shower!!” — “Fine but then can I sing you the periodic table song?” — “..Maybe.”

-maak

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yuzurins · 2 years

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lending an eraser during an exam

— mini scenarios / headcanons / x gn!reader

— pretty setter squad 1/3 - oikawa, semi, kenma, kageyama (im not doing 3 parts its a loona reference)

— oikawa tooru

↝ he would be the one borrowing yours because he would definitely make a fuss over this

↝ sits behind you, starts poking your shoulder not so subtly in an attempt to catch your attention

↝ its a miracle how the teacher doesnt catch him tbh

↝ you turn around and scowl at him as to ask him what he wants

↝ he starts mouthing the words "i need. to borrow. your eraser."

↝ but you can't read lips so you have no idea what he's trying to ask and assume that he wants an answer to a question

↝ you lower your hand beside your chair and wave him off so that the teacher won't see

↝ but he doesn't stop !!! even as you express clearly that you have no idea what in the world he's trying to convey

↝ then he starts making naruto signs as if you guys had some sort of secret language or code

↝ the teacher starts suspecting something but he stops before she can approach , giving you the signal to pretend to put your sweater on so she doesn't think you're looking behind you to see oikawa's answers

↝ when the teacher leaves the room, you turn back around and whisper shout at him: "tooru, what do you want from me ??"

↝ he pouts at you and starts making an eraser motion (because he's embarrassed lolol)

↝ you roll your eyes and sigh at him for making everything so complicated

↝ finally toss him your eraser but realize that you only have 20 minutes left and start panicking

↝ the first thing you do when you see him during lunch break is to give him a good smack on the arm

↝ "tooru, if i fail this exam and don't make it into XX university, it is all your fault for not bringing your own damn eraser to the written exams!"

— semi eita

↝ you would be borrowing an eraser from him bc you were too tired from cramming all night

↝ you sit beside him in the back of the class

↝ you don't know how to get his attention because this man is dead serious about passing this exam since he was the edge of failing the entire semester

↝ you try calling out to him oikawa style , but obviously he doesn't notice because his eyes are glued to his paper

↝ it doesn't work so you rip a corner of your exam paper to write "ERASER!!!" on it and throw it at him

↝ but he still doesn't notice because the paper was too small to make a significant impact LOL

↝ you look over at the teacher to see her typing away on her laptop and make a ballsy move

↝ you reach your hand over and tap him on the shoulder but as expected, he doesn't notice because you were trying to be discrete

↝ sighing to yourself , you reach down and grab his thigh as a last resort (but you know he is gonna notice this so smirk smirk)

↝ he flinches, turns around to finally look at you and is about to make a mean retort until he realizes that the entire class is taking an exam right now

↝ you could see his face getting flushed with red and you smile bashfully

↝ but unfortunately you are too desperate for an eraser and don't have time to be flirting with semi so you take your hand off and mouth that you need an eraser

↝ it took a little bit over 5 minutes but he finally gave you the eraser !!

↝ you wink at him as to say thank you and he frowns in return for flustering him

↝ he does question you after the exam but you don't give him a direct answer

↝ he still brings it up every once in a while to try and embarrass you but you play along with it and in the end he's always the one turning red instead

— kozume kenma

↝ no you're borrowing his eraser again because kuroo makes sure that kenma is prepared every time :((((((((((((((

↝ you sit beside each other near the front so it's hard to ask him without catching the teacher's attention

↝ you kinda just take glances at him every now and then to see if he's coincidentally looking in your direction at the same time

↝ it fails tho and you just move on to other questions in the meantime

↝ but you keep on making mistakes so you're left with no choice but to pester kenma

↝ you bring your hand up and pretend to rest your head in your palm but you're really just staring at kenma

↝ literally burn a hole in the side of his head and he finally notices you !!!!

↝ you widen your eyes a tiny bit and mouth the following syllables: "e-ra-ser"

↝ he understands almost immediately and tosses his eraser over

↝ but he throws it with a little too much force and it topples over the edge of the desk before you're able to catch it

↝ snickers at your dismay but stops almost immediately as the teacher sends glare over

↝ you embarrassingly have to get out of your chair and pick up your eraser, bowing to the teacher as you do so

↝ worst of all, the chair screeched and the entire class looked over at you while kenma almost chokes as he tries to hold back his laughter

— kageyama tobio

↝ sorry oikawa's the only one who will be borrowing your eraser kekeke

↝ tobio-kun is very pissy about the exams because he does not want to fail this as it means that he wouldn't be able to participate in volleyball activities (kinda canon tbh)

↝ he sits diagonal to you (the desk on the left of the person in front of you) and luckily the teacher in this class isn't as strict as the others

↝ you try whispering his name and he hears you clearly the first time, but doesn't respond because he just thinks that you want his answers or you want to disturb him for fun

↝ though after the fifth attempt he turns around and gives you a death stare to which you shudder in response

↝ you look at him with the most innocent eyes you could manage and mouth that you need an eraser while doing an erasing motion with your right hand

↝ he rolls his eyes and mouths back: "just use the one on the back of your pencil!" before turning back around to finish his exam

↝ his annoyed demeanor is lowkey contagious because you start getting irritated from how he won't just spare you his eraser since he has multiple!!!!!

↝ you reached into your desk trying to be as silent as possible to try and grab your notebook so you can rip a fat paper and throw it at that blueberry

↝ you scribble the words on to threaten him: "JUST GIVE ME YOUR FRICKIN ERASER AND NO ONE GETS HURT TOBIHOE." and throw it at him (with force btw<33)

↝ winces at the impact and rubs the back of his head

↝ gives you another nasty glare when he reluctantly turns around to pick up the paper

↝ you frown back at him because time was ticking and you needed that eraser!!! badly !!!! (n he was the only friend you had that sat close to you)

↝ literally done with your shit so he grabs his eraser and throws it at your forehead to spite you

↝ giggles when the eraser bounces off your head and when you grimace in pain

↝ you have to get up and pick up the eraser .... but this time your chair doesn't screech so it's fine!! except for the fact that tobio would not stop teasing you

↝ starts bickering with you RIGHT after he hands in his exam, the two of you not even left the classroom yet

(undercase yelling bc caps are so aggressive help)

"how dumb do you have to be to literally forget to bring your eraser. it's one of the two things that you have to bring to school, but you can't even manage to do that???"

"shut the fuck up tobihoe! at least i don't always have to take makeup exams because i don't fail every single time!"

"oh no you did not just go there. stop acting like you're smarter than me when you barely pass either! you just get lucky, and don't think that i don't see you spinning your pencil around to see what answer to put!"

"well it wasn't like i wanted to use your shitty eraser in the first place! i had no choice because you were the closest one to me!"

"stop fuckin insulting my eraser when i literally saved your exams! you literally broke my concentration and i couldn't focus the entire time after!"

"you're saying that as if you actually were concentrating in the first place."

↝ then it gets physical. LMFAOOOOO

↝ people have to drag you apart bc it gets that bad 😭😭

↝ then you guys get punished by the teacher and have to sit outside the cafeteria on your knees

↝ you both reluctantly apologize to each other when hinata scolds you (the order was decided by rock paper scissors ,,, which you won btw)

"i'm sorry for being an asshole because i was scared that i was going to miss out on a volleyball training camp. it was wrong of me to get mad because my friend desperately wanted to borrow an eraser since they're dumb and make endless mistakes."

"HAHAHAHA TOBIO SOUNDS LIKE A ROBOT HEAJKHFDJK"

↝ hinata smacks you on the head with a rolled up notebook

"stop it y/n, it's your turn now!"

↝ you frown and sigh, whereas tobio sneers at you

"fine. i'm sorry for forgetting my eraser why do i even have to apologize for this and bothering you in the middle of an important exam. i shouldn't have made such a big fuss about the eraser and respected your feelings when you refused the first time. even though you had multiple erasers for no reason at all and it wouldn't hurt for you to just obediently toss me aN ERASER FROM THE START—“

↝ you get a flick on the side of your head from the blueberry boy beside you and you scowl at him in return

↝ lesson learned: never bother tobihoe when volleyball is on the line.

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kikyan · 1 year

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greetings and salutations, I’ll be fr I got so excited for this event I waited until midnight where I am to send this in. I’m sorry for being terribly down bad lmao. may I please have a yan matchup for haikuu and obey me?

I use they/them pronouns and I’m pansexual. my myers briggs type is INFJ and my star sign is taurus.

Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m kind of introverted, and can be considered not a people person. I find life a little nihilistic. I’m into dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome and morbid things like slashers, analog horror, true crime, necromancy, anatomy, etc. I typically consider myself a "gorehound" ig. I also like to visit abandoned places just for fun, along with playing quite a few escape rooms. I just have a genuine comfort in the uncomfortable.

I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start taking, which may or may not come off as rude to people.

when I become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. most of my humor comes off really insulting, and I’m brutally honest, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke or I didn’t mean it if it becomes a problem. even though I do have a hard time understanding physical social cues.

lots of people don’t like me or stay away from me because of my rude behavior. I’m not good with overly sensitive or overly annoying people at all because of that, and I can’t stand kids. Idiocy can get on my nerves too sometimes. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’ve been told I’m also a laidback person. I’ve also been told I never know when to quit, and I find I hold grudges for certain things.

I’m the type of person that has lots of opinions on things but I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and aggressive. especially with the types mentioned above.

I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, listening to music ( pierce the veil, deftones, system of a down, slipknot, rob zombie,,, sometimes radiohead, insane clown posse, jazmin bean or mother mother, etc. ), or even occasionally playing video games, reading, writing, or talking about a random conspiracy theory I have. I do acting in my spare time as a small hobby too, and I’m learning how to play electric guitar.

I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I also have this specific blanket I can literally not sleep without. Im also a caffeine addict, and I’m guilty of being very submissive and maybe even masochistic- and a bit of a pyromaniac. I dissociate or daydream a lot, so you can often catch me starring.

I suffer from a handful off mental and physical syndromes like adhd, insomnia, asthma, depression and anxiety. These have all been diagnosed professionally, and I’m definitely not trying to make myself "quirky". unfortunately health problems run in my family.

I’m very fidgety, and often bite the inside of my cheek or bounce my leg rapidly. you don’t need to rocmantasize this stuff ofc, but I think it’s good to know so the person can tolerate me.

you do get to this, thanks for your time. <3

I AM SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG OMG, I LITERALLY MOVED AND I WAS SO BUSY I AM SO SORRY!! Don't worry, if you're down bad then we're both down bad LMAO. Okay, I will say this, throughout my very extensive research and careful planning, I shall give you the match and a runner-up! For Obey me, we have Belphagor being the main match, and Satan being the runner-up! For Haikyu we have Kuroo with Sugawara being a runner-up! Lemme explain,

Assuming my research did me justice, as an INFJ you're an introverted yet intuitive person. You're someone who has opinions and ideals, basing your life off of them. These ideals and opinions have guided you and are the main basis for making decisions. Combining this with your sign, Taurus, I think you're someone who has a set path influenced by their ideas, opinions, and personal vision. You don't stray far from the path and despite being introverted, you seek to uplift those around you (those you're very close with) in your own way. You're honest and you don't beat around the bush, very set in your way and stubborn. You probably enjoy having a stable and consistent schedule and work hard to achieve any and all achievements. While you may find life to have no greater meaning, that doesn't mean you don't find life interesting. I'm certain you have passions and things you do that make up for it. You're not doing anything to prove to someone, you're doing this for yourself. I'm not saying you're a defender of justice or anything, but I feel like you're not one to let shit slide. I think when it comes to strangers, you may not care for what they think but when it comes to close relationships, that might be when you start to feel anxious.

Belphagor understands this. I'm not sure if you're caught up with the anime but it did touch on some things regarding lesson 16. In the last episode of the first season, Belphagor noticed how everyone was on edge with him. Walking around eggshells and treating him differently because of what happened. He noticed but said nothing until his feelings got the better of him and lashed out. Whenever he needs time away, he goes to the attic despite that being the place Lucifer had him imprisoned. He has a close connection with Beel and if they ever have a fight, he strives to fix it ASAP! I think Belphie understands what it's like to hold back. To be afraid of admitting things because he doesn't want to make it any more awkward than it already is. He's the sin of sloth which has been dubbed the sin of laziness but in reality, it is the lack of ability to do what is needed to be done. I think goes well with personality because you do what needs to be done (in a sense). You both help each other, you motivate Belphie to do things and he motivates you to take a break. Belphie would never judge you for what you enjoy and take comfort in because he's the same. I think you're a match because you're so similar but also so different from each other. Belphie would enjoy and respect any and all traits, I think the best thing about it is that Belphie understands a social battery and if you ever want to be alone with him, he'll treasure that. As a yandere, he would try to isolate you and take up your time. There's no comfort out there but with someone who understands you with Belphie, he's your comfort. You say you like horror and gore so hopefully, this imagery makes sense but have you heard of the idea of wanting to be inside someone? Not like sexual but hugging someone and having your limbs entangled, the desire to be held more and further to the point you're like inside and protected by them? I'm not weird I promise but that's the way I see him loving you. He'll try to be that plushie and that blanket that you can't sleep without. If you're ever angry, take your anger out on him. You say you're submissive and masochistic and I think Belphie would exploit that as I see him being sadistic and switch leaning to a dominant lover. Your relationship gets dark quick.

Runner-up, Satan! With Satan, I see him understanding where you're coming from in terms of ideals. You have a schedule and stick to it, overall someone who is organized (maybe not organized like planning wise but someone who has a specific way of doing things). Not to mention, Satan would love your sarcastic humor. Maybe the two of you could team up and shit on Lucifer! Unlike Belphie where dark and obscure just is up his alley, Satan might have to cozy up to enjoy your aesthetic and interests. He would never shame you for it, no, but he's not used to it. It's more like you're just there at the start of it all. Satan is composed and usually takes a calmer approach to things, but when angered it's destructive. The type to also bottle up his feelings but at the same time I'm split between him also speaking up. He would understand when you have a hard time picking up social cues (dw I do too we're literally the same) and since he doesn't have a hard time with conversation, he'll lead the conversation and help you when you're confused, it's moving along too fast, etc. I see Satan being one of the people you confess your theories with and maybe even get into passionate conversations about topics that you both enjoy. As a yandere, Satan wastes no time in showing you that he's the dominant one. Pay no attention to my past obey me headcanons as I will redo them because I've been getting more and more into obey me! Yandere Satan would do all he can to make sure you understand that you're inferior to him. He's the one in control but feel free to struggle, he likes that.

Okay now with Haikyu! Kuroo is the main match and while I haven't written headcanons of him but trust I will bring justice to his character as well as Sugawara (who is the runner up). I see Kuroo being someone who is drawn to such a strong and upheld nature but can also pick up that you're not the best in social situations. I can sense Kuroo might see himself in you a bit because if my member serves right, Kenma admits that Kuroo was worse than him in terms of social anxiety. Kuroo just found a hobby that he enjoyed and opened up a bit. With that being said, Kuroo would be the yandere for you! He supports you and your hobbies 100%!! Kuroo isn't one to judge and while he may joke a bit he doesn't ever mean to harm. He'd enjoy exchanging jokes and making sarcastic remarks with you. He would also enjoy the way you dedicate yourself to your craft, I feel like Kuroo is one of those people that truly light up when others are happy as well, just the vibes I guess. While Kuroo works hard to achieve the results he wants, he also knows when to take a break. Which is a really good thing if you ever get frustrated and want to see something through to the end. He's the one who provides guidance but doesn't strive to be a mentor but rather a close friend who you could always count on. He's very patient and honestly, I think when it comes to mental health he's the character I'd trust the most. As a yandere, he's very observant of you. He's able to pick up on the things that appear hidden to others like when you fidget, your leg bounces, and maybe any other behaviors you exhibit. He's observant and very careful in his planning, I don't see Kuroo being a dominant lover but rather someone who wants 50/50. You both matter and have to work together to keep the relationship working and he doesn't fall short of it, even if he has to gaslight you into thinking everything is perfect.

Suga was a runner-up and apparently, you have the same MBTI! I was a bit skeptical on adding him because the same MBTI would obviously make sense because you're so similar but I like to think that you and Suga(while similar) are on slightly different sides of the spectrum. Like Kuroo, he's patient but he would take on the caretaker role. Unlike Kuroo who wants 50/50 (despite being manipulative), Sugawara would take on the responsibility. Supports your hobbies as long as you aren't in danger of course! He lets his feelings bottle up as well so try not to get too close to him when they explode because it may have disastrous results. I want to say that he would borderline infantilize you, and make you seem as if you need him. He may even use your mental issues against you because he gives me the vibes of wanting to fix people and mold them to his liking. I see him taking a genuine interest in you, finding you so unique, and despite sarcastic remarks, you're lively and just. The way you have your beliefs and resemble hope of some kind, he wants to preserve that.

Hopefully you enjoyed this match up and thanks again for your support!!

#yandere matchup #kikyan #yandere haikyu #yandere obey me

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petrichorium · 1 year

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HI LORI!! I hope I'm not too late for your ask game >.< the only one I think you haven't answered yet is 🍉! Hope you're having a good evening hehe

🍉 Do you prefer to write short fics or long fics? Multichaptered works or single ones? Why?

UJABDHF I MEAN honestly thats a complicated question bc i get so much more satisfaction when i post longfics (and when multichaptered ones are done, i assume) but it takes so long!!! its equal while im writing tho so i think i prefer long??? idk. if i only wrote long stuff i would never publish anything fucking ever so

🍐 Is there anything in canon that you absolutely hate and love to fix in fics? A wrong choice made, a fuck-up in characterization, a misunderstanding never cleared up, a conversation never shown onscreen, etc…

this is a goofy one but for a while i refused to accept kuroo's real job AJHDBFC its grown on me now but my silly little "vet and also chaos scientist youtuber kuroo" au lives on in my head...... similarly i completely ignore draken's endgame job he works at s.s. motors. and gagamaru can cook ty KJHASBF IDEK IF UR IN ANY OF THOSE FANDOMS im sorry if not

all fruit prompts have been answered!

#i also hadnt done pear so i decided to jshfdb #ask.🌧#reddriot #pluvi's pals

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weathertheraine · 2 years

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for fanfic trope opinions: mutual pining, enemies to lovers, coffeeshop au

Mutual pining

A- Love it, spend my time combing AO3 for it-

if i could give an A*!!!!!! THIS IS MY SHITTTT THIS IS MY WHOLE SHIT. EVERYTHING i write is mutual pining sdkjfh and p much everting i read like,, i just assume mutual pining at all times the drama the Stupidity the YEARNING its excellent its everything

Enemies to lovers

D- Not my favourite. I avoid it if i can, but it wont necessarily put me off reading it.

For me like,, I tend to not enjoy this for characters who arent enemies in canon?? Like,, i would enjoy it for a ship like ushioi, or kuroo/daishou, or like kagehina to an extent,, but im not as big a fan of characters who are good friends in canon? Some people can write it really well though and if the premise and writing are good i can enjoy it !!

Coffeeshop au

B - Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood

Its cute !!!! I think it can be a little dull if the writing isnt great? But i like it !!

Tysm !! Pls send me fanfic tropes !!!

#trope grading #teddy talks #not art #answered

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blucassiopeia · 10 months

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i'm that anon that requested Vanilla twilight and Cassie!!!!!!! i didn't expect that kind of angst. seriously. why are you killing them? 😭

the vanilla twilight song was represented properly and me here kinda anticipated an angst but not that serious hehehe. but when you said it's connected somehow on your fic, can i safely assume that your fic is also angst too?

ran being widowed in vanilla twilight and the absense of ran's plushie in the ending of tooru's, is it some kind of, (you know)?

and osamu wishing for a replay on everything, can i assume it's connected on the main fic? like it's the actual au of the fic? i have read Kuroo's piece and somehow it changes my view on him. i hated kuroo in his fic because of ignoring reader but if i connect vanilla twilight with that, is he trying to avoid reader to make no connections with her, to not drag her to the mess?

and kageyama's. i think the reader there is getting dejavu of her feelings, the scene where she is running to the bus-stop shed. i can be wrong okay?

and tooru saying "don't waste time" on osamu. is tooru one of the people left in vanilla twilight? if so, it'll make sense!

im really waiting for osamu and maybe shirabu's appearance in the fic to confirm this. i really hate my instincts but please let me be wrong in this one.

i will categorize the fic as a serious angst one. (hope i can deliver it properly) and i can't answer your questions because it'll somehow drag your attention to that thought and not see the actual issue of the fic but yea, the Vanilla twilight you requested (😤i hated you for making me reveal that plot LMAO but i love you😡) has some serious connection to the fic, won't say which aspect.

request for more, and maybe i can reveal more plots depending on the requests 😂

#vanilla twilight #rq from anon!#the connection of vanilla twilight #what au could it beee #what issues??

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your-local-baguette · 1 year

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Kozume Kenma: I'm sooo mad!

Genre: slight angst? Fluff.

24-21

The ball touched the ground on nekoma's side of the court, the third set was over, it was over for them. Everyone would assume kenma didn't care but, he did, he was devastated even though his face showed little to no emotion. The male just emptied his water bottle in a nearby water fountain before going to get changed.

You could see right through him, your face slightly darkened to seeing how devastated your boyfriend was.

Kenma hoped you weren't disappointed, kuroo hit slightly his shoulder." Dont worry, she not the type to be disappointed" all their teammates were confused as hearing this, did kenma have a sister ? A slight smile perked on his face, he hoped kuro was right. You and Kenma haven't been dating for a while but you were very patient and supportive, you would play video games with him. Everything he could ask for, he did get to know you better but he did feel like he didn't talk about himself enough. Little did he know, you guessed it all, he did end up catching on when everytime you did something together it was always how he wanted it. He found it a little unfair for you but he couldn't help but think about you and your smile.

He came back to reality when kuroo hit his shoulder pointing to you waiting next to your motorbike in front of the huge stadium. He stopped when he met your eyes, you smiled and started walking up to the team.

You opened your arms;

" Hi kenma!"

He didn't answer lowering his head to avoid your gaze.

" Are we mad ?"

He turned his head, he was mad, but mostly scared.

" You know what. Im even more mad, so mad. Im furious"

You said playfully, until you came slightly closer, your fingers close to his sides. Your started to tickle him, sometime he did like this childish behavior coming from you. But as you tickled him you held tightly his right wrist, he slightly started yo wiggle around.

" Oh my god. Get away from me. Ugh im so mad!"

" you're golding on to me!"

He said still wiggling around while now laughing out loud.

" ugh get away from me! I am so mad. Im serious ewww"

You stopped tickling him, looking at him in the eyes, you could see that tears were about to fall off. You engulfed him in a tight hug, his head now burying in your shoulder, sniffling and comforting words were the only sound that could be heard. His arms tightened around your waist as he backed his head a little, he didn't care about his teammates now, it was only you and him. He pursued his lips before leaning in, leaving a tender kiss in your lips, your eyes widened before you smiled, pushing some of his hair back. For the first time he kissed first, you were happy, so happy.

Thank you pudding ..

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