#*i'm not the one

[tomsmusictaste]

What is the truth, Deryck!?

#sum 41 #deryck whibley #cone mccaslin #dave baksh #tom thacker #frank zummo #steve jocz #chuck #heaven :x: hell #i'm not the one #i don't need anyone #pop-punk

[mermaids-down-in-heaven-3]

Panties of the day! 👀😊

Bills to pay. Roll up on Tumblr for a free place to stay.

But not today, as you will see

You didn't even bow down or give a little courtsy. 🙇🏻‍♀️

Not even a "Hello" 🙋🏻‍♀️ or "how you doing" 👋🏻 "what such a beautiful Fine day that we are having". 🥴

Birds are singing for the morning sunrise, dogs are sleeping till something smells nice. Cats are stretching and scratching the posts, and the world is all peaceful before it was woke.

Coffe3 pot is on, so pull up a chair, for the waiting times here, are very severe.

you shall be waiting for as long as it takes.... for the world to come together and make it a safe space

It all starts with you and what's inside, and how we treat people from morning to moon light.

It's not that hard, really you should see...

from the bottom of your heart there's much more then a cunt face.... probably.

Have a great day~night on your planet 🥰🖤🫶🏻

#thank you anon #thank you for thinking of me #thank you for the submission #sometimes i write shit #and sometimes #fuck off #poems #go away #leave me alone #not today #tired of being tired #same shit different day #not today boo boo #I'm not the one #so tired #potd

[proud-borimex]

Do NOT mistake my kindness for weakness or being naive for being dumb. Just like I can be the most passionate person you've met, I can also be the coldest person. Don't try me. 😌 Thank yew

#my thoughts #I'm not the one

[mxtxfanatic]

I’ll probably get crucified for this, but I can’t really ship bingqiu.

Like don’t get me wrong, I can totally see exactly why they belong together and I absolutely adore the story as is in canon. I get it, like I’m not going around thinking MXTX fucked up or that it didn’t make sense.

But it’s just the fact that they have such a big age gap, and then they were teacher and student, but also SQQ basically “raised” Binghe for those years before the abyss, and then the borderline unhealthy codependency that Binghe has for SQQ (like I totally understand why he’s like that, boy had a shitty life, then was shown kindness and love and then was horribly betrayed, etc). It’s like all these things together make me a little apprehensive.

And what exactly are you expecting me, a bingqiu shipper, to do about this, anon?

#anon #if you wanted someone to vent to #i'm not the one #if you wanted me to convince you about this ship #again i am not the one #if the story did not convince you about them then whatever #everything is not for everyone #if you are saying this without having actually read the story though #then i would suggest not forming opinions on things you have no stake in or understanding of #because the only thing you listed that i could understand being a problem #is the student-teacher thing #everything else is either an exaggeration or a misunderstanding of the characters as individuals and as a couple #no need for anyone else to respond

[leatherjacketblesseddreams]

#mood #I'm not the one #the black keys #Love #Spotify

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

This poster is probably the worst thing ever to be printed onto paper

#i'm not the one #computer generated image #guidance scale 3

[negrowhat]

Tbh I tired if you all always faulting kinn in everything but never porsche even though he is not an angel. Now it is I love you thing you are bringing up. Why won't you bring up porsche refusing to make their relationship open then. Or you all focusing on kinn keeping pic of his ex but not on the fact that porsche broke kinn trust while snooping oh his personal things. If I were kinn I would be angry with anyone who did so without my permission.

What are you even talking about?

When did I fault Kinn? Which part of any of my asks said this is Kinn's fault? I've been answering asks about Kinn's ex. Kinn is literally the center piece for this drama. People are asking me about Kinn and his relation to Tawan and Porsche so of course I'm going to talk about Kinn, but I also talked about Porsche and how tends to handle things.

Who called Porsche an angel? What does him making the relationship public have to do with Tawan showing up? Them making their relationship public could cause a host of problems for Mafia Boss Kinn more than Bodyguard Porsche, did you think about that anon? Did you? Probably not. All I said is that Porsche is using the word "love" and Kinn is not and there's probably a reason for that, that was a blameless statement.

I was talking about the picture because it shows that Kinn still holds feelings for Tawan, that's literally all I said. Also Porsche ratted himself out about that picture when he brought it up to Kinn? So how I feel about him snooping is irrelevant because he came clean about it in the end to talk about it.

You're literally coming into my ask disrespectful as fuck and accusing me of something I didn't do and I don't appreciate it at all. So if you want to continue this conversation then please come more respectful next time.

#y'all be disrespectful about your faves #chill out with that #i'm not the one #don't come in my ask box accusing me #kinn x porsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche

[dweebspace]

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

#reddit blackout #reddit migration #I realize this shout into the void is inviting that but I'm choosing to see it as taking one for the lurker team

[akajustmerry]

Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

#I'm not dissing it it's one of the best films ever but it's anti communism is so funny #/

[canisalbus]

✦ Bread ✦

#he's helping #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #bread and soup kinda lad #I'm not sure if it was the case in all monasteries but usually monks baked their own bread I believe #also huge fan of the big strong baker with nerves of steel archetype #and another one of those “I've never drawn this pose before” moments

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[doyouknowthisdragartist]

"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question

#do you know this drag artist #drag #drag king #obligatory disclaimer that not all drag kings are women etc etc etc I'm just so happy to have read the tags about #how I'm not the only one who thinks jo calderone is hot

[catboygretzky]

People worrying if their fic is too self indulgent like....... that is the point of fanfiction. You are supposed to indulge . Every fic is self indulgent

#this malec one I'm working on is SO self indulgent and it's sexy of me #fanfiction

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[unionize-aromantically]

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

[Doesn't apply to Harry Potter fans, no hot chocolate for you. JKR is an irredeemable bigot]

#ink.post #reblog to #I'm not the first one to make this post but it's a good post so yeah #i made this post because the one who made the more popular version is on my dni

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

#ok2rb #op #babbyposting #apologizing to my child is second nature #i'm brand new at it too #obviously im gonna fuck up here and there #its only right to apologize #why did no one ever apologize to me #not until it was too late