#*holds up diagram of strengths at different parts of the body with equations everywhere* ''it won't work out :(''

[worstloki]

The real reason Thor and Jane broke up is because he could crush her with any physical contact

jane did the physics before she broke up with him 😔

#just picturing jane not knowing how much stronger than humans the aesir are #so she's like ''oh yeah this could work'' #but then TDW comes around and she gets some estimates #and while Thor is waxing poetic about Loki to Odin (Loki) she's furiously scribbling down equations #''oh no'' ''oh no? oh no what? jane you okay?'' ''im going to have to break up with thor'' ''WHAT'' #*holds up diagram of strengths at different parts of the body with equations everywhere* ''it won't work out :(''