#*eyes roll back in head*

[thefabledcannibals]

“Will and Hannibal aren’t in love/aren’t attracted to each other”

Sorry to burst your bubble mate, but Will busted from fantasizing about Hannibal’s stag form while having sex with a woman.

#bros eyes started rolling into the back of his head #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham #will x hannibal #hannibal x will #stag man #mine

[alfheimr]

hi. here is my oc who is a pathetic knock-off selkie. they cannot swim. i hope u like them.

#one piece #oc #buggy the clown #ftr i was team buggy before the live action but jeff wards eyes have bewitched me....... #this concept was rolling around in my head a while back and now. well here we are #it's so over for me as they say #clown cw. i guess #marmalade

[my-cages-were-mental]

this is my roman empire.

#kirsten’s comment about paget being able to make your eyes roll back behind your head is making me MELT #cause fr kirsten’s experienced my dream (but tbh so has paget) #paget brewster #kirsten vangsness #criminal minds

[lov9r]

WOULD LICK HER BACK UNTIL MY TONGUE DISINTEGRATES

#I NEED HER SO BAD #my eyes are rolling to the back of my head #PPLEASEEEE #shes so hot #ellie williams #tlou #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams tlou #ellie williams smut #the last of us #ellie williams fluff #tlou x reader #tlou smut

[hawnks]

It’s not a date. You make that known, loud and clear from the outset.

“Yeah, yeah,” Gojo murmurs absently. “Whatever you say sweetie.”

It’s not a date when he picks you up from your apartment. It’s not a date when he insists you change out of your ratty sweats, or when he buys you a new outfit to his exacting standards (how did he know your measurements?).

It’s not a date when he treats you to Fancy Lunch, or when he splits his desert with you, feeding you from his own fork.

It’s not a date when he takes your hand, doesn’t let go.

And it’s definitely not a date when you finally arrive at the luxury leathergoods store, the whole point of this outing. He hovers around you, watching. He seems to be waiting on you to do something, but since he’s the one who insisted on this you’re not sure what he wants.

Finally he’s had enough of you floundering.

“Pick one,” he murmurs, eyes bright as he corals you to the collar section.

Suddenly your throat is dry as you look down the long row of them. Shiny and bold. Precious. “You want me to… pick a collar for you?”

He’s watching you, keen and hungry. He’s so close you can feel the heat of him all along your side where he’s huddled against you.

Collars have a huge significance to omegas, but you’re not quite in tune with their cultural meaning. Something about ownership, claim. You feel like you should reject this, whatever he’s trying to do here. It’s not right, and you’re not right for each other. This is a job for someone who knows what they’re doing, and besides that, someone of his social standing. You should tell him as much.

But you don’t.

You spend long minutes poring over the options. Feeling the material, testing it’s texture. Careful, you choose one with a soft inner lining, that won’t catch on the neck of his button downs, that won’t chafe when he’s running around. A subtle color, unobtrusive in his loud, bold life.

(He doesn’t ask you to put it on him, knowing, somehow that it would be too much for you, cause you to recede into your shell. He can be patient.)

It’s still not a date.

So you have no reason to be pissy when yet another alpha taps him on the shoulder, says some cheesy line about his eyes.

Gojo just snorts, rolling his eyes, not even gracing the man with a response as he pulls you along down the sidewalk, talking about what to get for dinner.

But this is the fourth time it’s happened today, and you feel like you’ve reached your limit.

You yank out of his grasp.

Immediately, he makes a grab for your hand again, scowling when you pull away, no longer acquiescing to his whims.

“What?” he demands, “What is it?”

“You could be a little more put off by it,” you say finally. It sounds petulant even to your own ears. “Like… offended, or whatever.”

It takes him a second to realize what you’re talking about.

“Comes with the territory, sweetheart,” he drawls. He’s smiling, but you can tell he’s unhappy with your peevishness. Why are you denying him? Are you disturbed by what he is, too? “Omega and all that.”

You shift on your feet, uncomfortable with your own discomfort. “How often do alphas hit on you, anyway?”

He freezes. Grins. “Are you jealous?”

You can’t even get out a denial before he’s grabbing you, spinning you both in a bear hug. “Holy shit that’s so hot, baby,” he moans.

He’s got you by the shoulders as he starts dragging you down a side street, not at all in the direction of the station you were supposed to part ways at.

“Gojo, what are you doing?”

“Making it up to you,” he says, pinching your cheek. “I think I saw a hotel this way earlier.”

#omega!gojo #cw a/b/o #I just think his eyes would roll back in his head and he would moan SO LOUD if he ever found you’re jealous :/ #heinous man

[akiirah]

cw: reader implied to wear feminine clothing (skirt), afab reader, alcohol consumption, squirting, mean!character

(Drunk sex with your fav) Where you stumble into a random bedroom at someone's house party, he's carrying you up on his shoulders (stumbling) hearing you giggle at his antics.

He drops you on the bed gently, feeling his face flush looking down at you, leaning in to kiss you deeply, the carnal need to eat you up, rising inside of him. He hears the pounding of old school 'Flo Rida' resonating throughout the walls of the room as he stares down at you.

"Mmh, whose room is this~?",

You ask him, tone laced with giddiness, the alcohol making your body buzz with anticipation. As you grasp his face, leaving brief pecks on his lips. He hums, entertained by the way you oh-so-cutely leave smoochy sounds as you continue kissing him.

"Wanna fuck you here."

He leaves a peck onto the apple of your cheeks, groaning at the way your soft tits press against his chest as you arch your back into him.

"If we stayed downstairs any longer, I might've ended up fucking you over on the table in front of everyone"

His hand trailing up from your knee, groping your gentle thighs, the imprint of his fingertips moulded onto the delicate skin. Your breathing quickens as his hand reaches higher to slide underneath the hem of your skirt, lightly brushing against your clit through your thin panties, pressing onto it more firmly as you whine and cant your hips up towards his finger. He holds onto your hips with both hands, firmly pushing them down.

"Be patient baby, I'm not going anywhere yeah?"

You whine at his words, unable to move from his strong hold, one hand hiking the skirt up and brushing your panties to the side in one swift moment. You feel his warm fingers swiping up your clit, pushing it between your folds to collect your arousal and rub it against your nub, slowly.

"Ah..! Mm, come on.."

You try to entice him, moving your hips around with the limited movement you have. You hear a small huff leave his lips, his hands lifting up and coming down to make contact to your clit, the sensation of your clit getting slapped makes you moan.

"Mmph-! What was that for-"

He grips your face in one hand, positioning it so you're directly facing him. His eyes boring into yours,

"Don't be a bitch, I said be patient. Didn't I?"

He reaches for your pussy again, rubbing his fingers all over it, groaning at the wet clicking sounds as his rubbing increases insistently. You let our breathy moans against his ear, biting your lip, as you feel two fingers enter you suddenly. Your back arches at the sudden intrusion of his fingers, breath hitching.

"A-ah..! So mean.."

You whine again, hearing the wet clicking sounds of his fingers going in and out at a steady pace. You hear him breathing deeply against your ear, feeling his hardened cock brushing your inner thigh.

"Fuck that's it- you like that?"

He speeds up his fingers, arching them into a come-hither motion, noting the way you try to move your hips away from the stimulation.

"Hng-! Too much, it's-"

He leans into the crook of your neck, sucking on your pulse point, maintaining the thrusting of his fingers.

"Yeah come on pretty, you gonna cum from me just fucking you with my fingers? Yeah?."

He taunts you, moving his body up slightly to gaze at your face. Face flushed and turned away from him, the flush reaching to your neck from his actions and the alcohol, serving to spike your arousal, your hair sprawled out against the pillow. He bites his lip, as he sees you grip his wrist, attempting to find solace within the grasp until your legs kick out. Your mouth opened into a silent scream, squirting on his hands. More of the clear liquid gushing out as he continues to finger you, slowing down his movements, your body twitching and gripping his wrist tighter in a silent plea.

"Mm, that's my girl."

He pulls out his fingers, another groan leaves his lips from the way your walls tightened around his fingers, not wanting him to leave. He then observes the soaked sheets, the wetness pooling underneath your ass as he lightly chuckles.

"Someone's gonna have fun doing laundry"

#blue lock x reader smut #blue lock smut #haikyuu x reader smut #haikyuu smut #jjk x reader smut #jjk smut #I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO USE INSTEAD OF BITCH FORGIVE ME #this scenario came to me as I lie awake refusing to sleep.. #Thought of itoshi sae in the back of my head while typing this. brat tamer sae? my mouth is frothing :3c #But feel free to imagine ur fav anime boy tehe! #I gave up but just imagine he gives you the most eye rolling dicking down ever idk

[sergle]

I couldn't decide which one to use so you get both of these pics

#it works just fine bc they're both true and don't conflict with one another #sergle answers #rolls my eyes so far back in my head that i make eye contact w the little guy in the mech pit in there

[kevindavidday]

want jeremy knox to lowkey be the biggest riko moriyama hater actually

#i can see it #there might be indifference and complicated emotion from everyone else #but i want neil and him to be the biggest cunts abt riko #no defense in their eyes for the man #they mention him in interviews and jeremy eyes roll to the back of his gotdamned head #'dont speak ill of the dead' #jeremy when the cameras shut off: fuck that fuck riko hope he burns in hell for eternity #aftg #tfc #jeremy knox #neil josten #jerejean

[restless-cadaver]

some will wood art because im so normal

#will wood #cotards solution #art that tastes like sour gummy worms #wwattw #wwatt fanart #hes just a silly guy maybe ill draw more of him #ROLLING MY THIRD EYE INTO THE BACK OF MY HEAD AND SQUINTING THROUGH THE BLACK!!! /lyr #my art🫀🦇

[cheese-water]

I know I’m late but idc that person who tried to spread fake allegations about tubbo is so fucking stupid. Like yeah, the obviously fake story is telling enough but their lack of forethought as to what they’re actually doing is just crazy.

They outright used Tubbo’s name and blatantly accused him of a crime that he didn’t commit. AND if his viewers can defend him based on the limited evidence we have, I can only imagine what his lawyer could do if given the opportunity. This random person has potentially put themselves in so much legal trouble and for what? goddamn twitter likes???? Like congratulations, thanks to your actions not only will you rot in hell but also possible rot in jail as well.

It hasn’t even been a month since Cellbit’s twitter calúnia case was made public and yet we still have people who don’t understand that their actions have consequences ESPECIALLY IF ITS FUCKING ILLEGAL

#discourse #tubbo #cellbit situation #ig #ask to tag #THATS THE FUCKING LAW #WHEN YOU DO A CRIME #YOU GO TO JAIL #anyway whenever I see of critics of victims stories saying there’s not enough context or it’s too vague or too much “flowery language” #my eyes roll into the back of my head #like first of all shut the fuck up #if you’re only opinion of abuse accusations is about minimizing the victim #nobody wants to hear it #and second of all you really don’t understand the severity of these situations #there are reasons why abusers identities were confirmed indirectly and not on stream #amongst more legal jargon victims have to hoop through if they ever want to share their story #always support victims #just be aware of what you read and believe #stupid people have a hard time pretending they’re not #and anyone willing to falsely accuse people who can and will sue the hell outta them is stupidity itself

[chai-berries]

abbycore

#abbycore #eyes rolled to the back of my head #abby brainrot era

[toruvi]

Jokes aside if you call yourself a homophobe because a few unhinged shippers in a fandom harassed you then you seriously need to grow up or fucking educate yourself. Obviously it's not ok to harass someone just because they say a character is straight but to openly claim you hate LGBTQ people bc of gay shippers is literally insane because newsflash!!! There are people in the queer community WHO ARE STRAIGHT????? You clearly don't understand what LGBTQ even means girl good fucking bye

#my eyes have rolled so far back they've fallen out of my head bruh seriouslyyyy

[principiumindividuationis777]

The perfect gif does exist.

#Maude Apatow #Lexi Howard #Euphoria #euphoric #happy #throwing head back #hair #eye roll

[youaswell-beast]

ms keeley jones did not try to sleep with rebecca multiple times in both s1 + 2 for yall to be out here saying she's 'confirmed bi' just because she slept with a woman on screen

#eyes rolling back into head #ted lasso #keeley jones #ted lasso spoilers

[firelise]

i truly adore how all the only friends fans are like

Nick: Boston is a slut who is mean to me :( I still love him Fandom: GIRL STAND UP LEAVE HIM Mew: Top is a liar :( I still love him Fandom: GIRL STAND UP LEAVE HIM REVENGE

and then it just gets to Sand and

Sand: Ray loves someone else, called me a whore, punched me, is harassing me even tho he has a man, and keeps getting drunk and putting both of us in danger :( I still love him Fandom: ...okay, push back a little, but like look at his face, how could you say no to that face? You are 100% valid I completely understand. Please do not stand up, stay down

#only friends the series #to be clear: I am fandom like i agree lol #the riz on Ray is astronomical #he could kill a man and I'd just shake my head and roll my eyes holding back a smile #sandray #only friends

[hiphopcherrrypop]

normal🧐??????

#idk why some says 6 days and some says 7 idk if theres some specific hour cutoff or what #this meltdown was all st the same time #but what is there shipname like actually 😭😭 #i dont tag them……no one tags them.... #snakeblade is what google translates it to for me on japanese tweets so idk 😭😭 #jabashiri nagare #hagure tatsuto #why i always scheduled to open on saturdays now #im in too deep i was refreshing ppl livetweetijg in japanese today😭😭😭😭 #i luv the ending song credit heart thing always but this one was for MEEEE SPEXIFICALLY 😆😆😆 #i had a visceral reaction to seeing screenshot #bucchigiri be lije what can arajin do to piss everyone off this week #can he get better next ep pleeeease i swear he just gets worse and worse #BOY IF U DONT ACT NORMAL!!!!! #i want to strangle him #he opens his mouth and my eyes rolls to the back of my head OHHH BROTHER!!!!! #bucchigiri?!