#*drops mic*

[rius-cave]

what do you think about submissive top adam and dominant bottom lucifer?

👏In👏this👏house👏we👏stan👏switch👏rights👏

I don't think I have ANY ship where I don't think they'd change things up at least EVERY ONCE in a while. Adamsapple is no exception. Listen guys, everyone is entitled to their own opinion of course, but for me?

Yes, Adam is a bottom bitch, yes, he is whiny about it at first and then ends up loving it, yes yes, but.... you cannot LOOK at Lucifer and tell me he ALSO doesn't take it up his ass. Like take a GOOD LOOK at him, and at Lilith, and then LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE DIDN'T USE TO GET PEGGED.

That's right. You can't.

So yes, absolutely Lucifer would be a power bottom. Adam tops not because he wants to top, it's because Lucifer wants to bottom and that's final.

#drops mic #the crowd boos #'shes right' someone says at the back #i look and there she is #vivziepop #hazbin hotel #adamsapple #ask

[mithsd]

#listen listen #south park #but it’s actually gravity falls #drops mic #spgfau #stan marsh #kyle brovlofski #gravity falls

[brenbofen]

… Dragon boy with two dicks and a pussy.

#— vince rambles #drops mic #ive spoken my truth #imagine a dragon boy pushin his cocks out of the way n showing u his dripping hole #u can fertilize his eggs or he can lay them in uou!!! #its all up to you

[snowshinobi]

You fools need to stop telling ppl they're "too horny to be ace" sit tf down I'm gonna educate you.

Asexual is an umbrella term. It refers to ppl who feel sexual attraction not at all/pretty rarely/under specific circumstances. Conversely, 99% of the human population can be down to bone a person they think is attractive almost instantly. This is the default relationship to sexual attraction that most ppl assume everybody has.

If you're not like that, Media™ in general can be pretty damn isolating! Characters meet, flirt, and get down to business so fast. Characters complain about love interests only wanting their bodies, why can't I find someone who wants to take it slow? And then these characters turn around and brutally dissect the love interest who DOESN'T want to get down to business immediately. Is he secretly gay? Are they just pretending to be into me? She's a prude who won't put out, ugh women am I right lol.

Pay attention to how sex is used as a tool to scrutinize and demonize ppl. We spend so much goddamn time policing ppl's relationship to sex when we should be ASKING.

So, on top of sexual relationships in media being kinda bonkers to you, your friends start looking at you funny when y'all get to the sex part of dating convos. Potential partners too—you may find that you're not on the same page as them about what y'all want in an intimate relationship and when you want it. Shit's Weird.

You can't tell if the world's calibration is off or if it's you whose settings are all jacked up. Confusing, isolating, sometimes scary feelings.

That's what the umbrella term asexual and all the specific labels under it—demisexual, greysexual, aceflux, etc—are for. Helping ppl who don't fit the sexual "norm" understand their relationship to sex. Bc holy fuck, society at large sure isn't giving them a lot of space to think about that!

Bottom Line: You can't be too horny to be ace bc being asexual isn't about not being horny. It's about being horny OR NOT in ways that society views as Other

Thanks for coming to my rant, grab a cookie on your way out

#DROPS MIC #asexuality #asexual #ace #demisexual #demisexuality #aceflux #greysexual #graysexual #and those are just the ones i know of! many more exist. microlabels are cool as hell #all these unique experiences that link together under the banner of #queerness #queer #sexuality education #good fuckin night tristate area #snowswords

[ladyofthelake]

Annoys me when posts come along like stop making everything merthur and about your ship when the canon show Merlin they showcased platonic love beautifully between Merlin and Arthur they were the heart of the show and Arthur was actually gonna doom everyone in Camelot giving up the quest because the other side of his coin was sick. I can't help it if that's canon babe 😘 And thats just one example so no people arent making everything about Merlin and Arthur they just watched the actual show and it gave us them everytime.

#merthur #merlin #drops mic #seeing such bad takes 😭 #sorry the show was about them and their bond most of all

[druidshollow]

rain world

#drops mic #druid babbles

[just-null-cult]

I'm new to this cult, do show me the way of this cult, I'm interested! :D

you look at a guy or lady that makes you feel like you gotta go "oh my god i will literally change the entire trajectory of my life for you"

get delusional and let it consume you. forfeit all your mortal possessions to them, in my case jjk characters.

final step, make that dude or lady insane in love w you because not only is that terrifying and will 100% change your life forever, but its hot. 🤘👍

#not art #cult leader cameo #inezdeortiz #drops mic

[ratblazer]

Because of that god awful YA Constantine comic I'm seeing a lot of debate about whether John should be attractive or not but with absolutely zero nuance. I promise there is a level of attractiveness between yassified ken doll and downright ugly. He's supposed to be hot in a rat kind of way. He can dress nice, he can be scruffy, he has character. And THAT is what the YA version lacks entirely. Whether he's a young scruffy punk, or clean cut in his blue suit, or old and drunk off his ass in a dirty coat. He has character. And that's sexy.

#shut up beth #john constantine #drops mic

[r-adio]

🔥

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS.

i'm gunna say this one fast before i get shot, female characters get hated on for doing the same thing as male characters get praised for.

#𝐅𝐈𝐗𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂 / out of character. #drops mic

[greenisms]

Something I’ve come to realize is that my asexuality itself is not a problem. People’s reactions and negativity about it are. Therefore, I don’t have a problem or need to change. They do.

#drops mic #my contribution for the week #asexuality #asexual #hash: #asexual awareness week

[k-lua]

#minions #mic drop #drop the mic #killed it #drops mic #drop the microphone

[pioripan]

Takes mic. I never did like narilamb

#DROPS MIC

[serelyly-hikari]

Can I just say…Neuvillette’s eyeliner…

#drops mic #neuvillette #genshin neuvillette #genshin #genshin impact #can you tell i have a thing for eyeliner? #:] #i may not like wearing makeup #but I sure as hell love seeing eyeliner #XD

[bleuu-moon]

joe santagato from the basement yard podcast is my ideal man and i would suck him dry like a capri sun

#drops mic

[ssahotchnerr]

Opinions on bearded hotch?

10000/10 show-stopping love to see it should've gotten more of it beard burn hot hot hot

#drops mic

[bylrlvr]

babe wake up byler endgame is real

this last fucking scene being the first byler scene in s4 that we've seen from mike's pov. we'll inevitably get to see mike's side of the story in s5 and my boy will finally beat the straight allegations

and the way he is reaching for will who is literally glowing and bathed in sunlight. it's major foreshadowing

and we have this goddamn frame that haunts me in my sleep

noah's reply on someone asking if the couples being paired together in the frame means something for byler is that we'll have to wait and see in s5. we cant be making this shit up anymore. its straight up real. the duffers have slowly built this up. s5 is our season, and we're snatching the endgame crown in two years

#byler #drops mic #love how i went from 0 confidence two weeks ago to this #character development fr