#*cries in food*

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time. #it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning) #and tuna from a can. #and plain pasta. #if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make: #boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta. #put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste. #the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note: #this began as a Bolognese sauce. #and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too. #somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful. #but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability) #(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps) #(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.) #(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.) #(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

[caelanglang]

Post-Mission Celebration: Movie Night Afternoon (things that happen when you’re all working the night shift…)

if you squint you’ll see them breathing

#oh but this is an old couch from an old closed down bar but it is still port mafia executive Nakahara Chuuya’s favorite couch #tried animating again… if there’s not animated sb I might as well make a delusional one hehehe *cries* #it’s super messy but I hope the animation is not too off hgnfjfndjs #bet albatross always complains abt Chuuya’s pony tail but will always choose to cuddle beside him hhhnnggg #AAAA WE NEED MORE FLAGS CONTENT #THE FLAGS ARE ALIVE AND WELL AND BREATHING HERE #stormbringer victims anyone out there hellooo I have come with some humble food #it’s fluff!! it’s fluff until I realize that only 1/6 of them continues to breathe to this day—*gets shot* #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd flags #bsd albatross #bsd iceman #bsd lippmann #bsd doc #bsd pianoman #my art #bsd stormbringer #chuuya week 2023

[creakincreek]

@somerandomdudelmao I suffer from big man brainrot. I literally cannot stop thinking about him, HE'S SO HAPPY TO JUST BREATHE AND DRINK AND JUST BE ALIVE!! :'D

#He makes me sad #But also very happy #I will cry over him #If he cries over water I can't wait to see his reaction over actual food #cass apocalyptic series #future raph #rottmnt #rise raph #tmnt #art #my art

[fattributes]

Skillet Italian Sausage and Peppers with Whole Wheat Penne

#food #recipe #dinner #pasta #sausage #pork #peppers #bell pepper #onions #tomatoes #cheese #whole wheat #a bowl of this would annihilate me on the spot #cries in gluten free

[slenderboo]

been thinking about how ambrosius is largely shown commanding and acting as a leader to the knights for most of the movie, especially in the movie's climax. I also keep thinking about how he graduated at the same time as bal, and the time jump between then and the rest of the plot can't be longer than a few months.

all this to say that chances are, ambrosius was immediately forced into a position of leadership on account of his lineage, which puts his internal rant to the director in a whole new light

#“a direct descendant of gloreth? I never asked for that” what if I cried #I love noticing lil details like this #it shows just how much the writers thought through the corruption and power dynamics at play in the kingdom #also #this would have still happened if ballister was knighted ofc #so now I'm picturing ambrosius being forced up the ranks immediately while bal is kept from advancing at every turn #just food for thought #or food for fanfiction if that's what you're into #nimona netflix #nimona film #ambrosius goldenloin #nimona ambrosius #nimona

[mishidefresa]

Some good omens doodles

#Man season 2 was a #rollercoaster #I laughed #I cried #Good food #Also it was 100000% more gay #What a time to be alive #I didn't thought they would dare but here we are crying over these divorced gays #good omens #good omens art #goodomens fanart #aziraphale good omens #Aziraphale #crowley good omens #antony j crowley #ineffablehusbands #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #Also since when the ship is called aziracrow?! #Wth im devasted that ineffable husbands is not the ship main name anymore #Oh well #aziraphale fanart #crowley fanart #good omens tv

[wearenotjustnumbers2]

Jamal Al-kafarnah, 5 months old baby, died out of hunger. Genocide via Starvation is a real thing.

The Israeli people holding protests at the border refusing aid trucks to enter need to take a look at what they're protesting for. Although aid trucks weren't entering at all even before the protests, they stay put outside of the border for weeks, maybe months.

#this isn't even the only reported case of death by starvation or death by hunger #babys this age not knowing how to talk #know only how to communicate by crying imagine how long jamal had to cry because he's so hungry #and how his parents had to hear his cries helplessly not able to do anything for their child until he died #because there is no food or milk for him what world are we living in #palestine #gaza #israel #important #current events #free palestine #ethnic cleansing #gaza strip #gaza under attack #free gaza #video #Palestinian lives #we are not numbers

[officialmiintee]

when he’s one of the five wise generals, an archer, a former sonar operator, has yellow as his character color, and loves bread

#artists on tumblr #fanart #dr stone #dcst #dr stone fanart #ukyo saionji #saionji ukyo #ukyo #he is one of my favorites i love a man who loves bread #also he loves food that he cries he like me fr #mint archive ; art

[musubiki]

the chicken tragedy

#the cat witchs guild #tcwg #the misc adventures of mochi and lime #tmaomal #mochi #lime #limochi #(??? sort of) #ocs #art #original #comic #LIME!!!!!!!!!!! (BEATS HIS ASS) #she probably said something earlier like (i bought them so we can have home grown food) #and lime misinterpreted this as meat when she meant eggs #NOOOOOOOOOOOOO #i wonder if she genuinely cried from this later #he went out and bought her two more chickens to replace mr chicken #and apologized profusely #rip #sometimes lime is smooth and awesome and sometimes hes straight up dumbass #war crimes right here #i was gonna add text but then i was like (nah the story tells itself) #HE DIDNT KNOW

[middleschoolfursona]

i miss you tomorrow today

#im on a haitus but decided to post this #art has been beyond hard for me lately #i cant bear to draw lately. but i was overcome with so much pain in the form of some kind of concept of unavoidable loss #which ambushes me sometimes. and i almost cried in the dining room over it #late in a dark winter i had fast food for the first time in years when my dad came home from hospital testing #with my birthday coming up it just feels so hopelessly #such a perfect scene to remember a decade from now #will i be thinking #'when you were here?'

[t00thpasteface]

i got home several hours ago but my brother works nights so he only just now got up and saw me and he walked into the kitchen while i was microwaving some VERY aromatic instant noodles and he called me a Stinky Noodle Dandy

#i cried laughing. or maybe i cried because i accidentally blasted myself in the eyes with flavor powder while opening the noodle cup #shebbz shoutz #food

[dovewingkinnie]

at a partyyyy so booooooored beautiful man save me

#u can send me tumblr asks but #i cant draw anything for them :( #i can only speak my words #cries #i’m also super hungry #i want food

[thejacketscloset]

Ghost refuses to deal with dirty dishes that still have food on them (more specifically if they're someone else's). He gets visibly angry if dishes are left in the sink with food on them, and Soap has only ever seen him wash dishes by hand with gloves on.

#autistic simon ghost riley #tis a texture thing #im projecting #i touched wet old food this morning and cried #Was gonna write a full thing for this but I got major brain fog so ur just getting the premise of the idea for now #cod #ghost hc #ghost cod #ghostsoap #soapghost

[anguishmacgyver]

#stargate #stargate sg1 #stargate sg1 3x10 #sg 3x10 #whump #whumpedit #tears #crying #emotional #overtagging in the hopes this reaches the appropriate crowd #''wait until you reach the pen scene!!'' lol what would be sad about a pen?? #🤡 <-past me #daniel jackson #othergifs #i cried making this by the way i simply cannot #this episode ruined me #i need a dozen fix it fics #let him grieve but like hUG HIM? #and also dont leave him alone at home?? pls??? #also grieving ppl need food. he needs to eAT- #(im taking this too personally)

[gabrielisdead]

bro I went to an underrated small restaurant and ate the most delicious soup in my life, teared up after finishing it and left with a void within my heart that no other soup could ever fill up

#there's only a few times when I cried over delicious food and this is one of them #I left a huge tip and tried my best to communicate my feelings with the waiter #oh god I'll never eat better soup #it's better than sex it's better than money it's soup #I'm sorry this is so overwhelming to me my audhd brain is filled with soup now

[princessamericachavez]

On another note, I would like to formally thank Ted Lasso s3 for consistently giving me feral!Richard Montlaur content

#ted lasso #Richard montlaur #I know we talk a lot about Bumbercatch being a weird little fella #but this season has really highlighted the feral cat levels of the tiny French man and I am so here for it #he’s a wine snob he’s smelly he’d rather die than eat Dutch food #he will fight men twice his size until he’s dragged away kicking and screaming #he cries erasing sexy pictures from his phone