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natbrooks-art · 2 years
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part 1/? of kagami’s ‘Operation: Break Up Sensei and that bastard Uncle’
aka tfw your ward loves your partner but thinks you’re trash
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p4nishers · 6 months
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they're in love. if you even care.
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sooo.. mr Arthur and eames, what’s the scenario you have lived through the most?
Eames: The first two, definitely.
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Arthur: People need to stop kidnapping Eames. I don’t want to hear another bad innuendo about ropes.
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krizariel · 6 months
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Timmy is going to pay dearly in the morning...
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Based on this little comic by homie (who sadly deactivated due to harassment)
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platypotoo · 4 months
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I started watching the show assuming (from pictures and such) that Sydney and C*rmy are the main couple. I didn't even know Richie existed.
But having finished the second season just now, I can't feel anything romantic between Syd and C*rmy. I expected to like them together, even to ship them at least a little. But I just don't.
Syd and Richie on the other hand? Wow.
In season 1, where they absolutely hate each other most of the time, their interactions are already so meaningful:
- The first time that we as viewers see Richie be vulnerable, Syd sees it too.
- His worry whether she is okay after the gunshots. Should be normal between colleagues, but... they used to dislike each other so much...
- When Syd resolves the fight between the gangsters, Richie looks at her in irritation, but also almost... awe? It also makes him actively change at this point already, actively change himself and how he sees certain things.
It's really a testament to the writing of this show, to the complexity of its characters that Richie is such a scumbag in season 1, in some ways saying exactly what you'd expect a guy like him to say, yet he could have been so much worse. He never crosses a certain line. And then in season 2, he becomes so much better.
Their interactions kind of hit me like a freight train - completely unexpected, raw, realistic, extremely emotional, almost forceful.
Thematically, too. The very new one and one of the oldest. At the beginning: always at each other's throats. Fighting, pulling, pushing. Is it possible that they might find peace with each other? Find even more?
The structure of season 2 had the main cast interact less, and since Syd and C*rmy were the ones working most closely together, I was sure that the strange vibes I got between her and Richie would disappear in favour of Syd/C*rmy. But except for the table scene (which I just didn’t read as romantic, more a continuation of Syd's personal arc), there were very few meaningful scenes between Syd and C*rmy.
There weren't many big scenes between Syd and Richie either, but... nobody really expected them to. However, we did get two scenes of weird awkwardness, like they didn’t know how to behave around each other without fighting. (her jumping away when nearly bumping into him! Their weird interaction when she's seeing him in a suit for the first time! "You smell good"?! Wtf? Ultimately it probably means nothing but I can't stop thinking about it!!) And of course the one scene in the last episode, when they are more than amicable colleagues - they are the perfect team without ever training together, same focus, same drive to make things exactly as they should be, helping each other, supporting each other and being impressed by each other.
It's just so weird how Sydrichie completely surprised me. I wouldn't even call it only "chemistry" or something. It's their entire dynamic, the way they made each other madly, almost exaggeratedly emotional in season 1, then went on parallel paths apart from each other - did some soul searching, improved themselves - and ended up as this weirdly perfect force together. I never expected it. I've never seen anything like it.
Right now, I think there's a 50:50 chance that in canon nobody of The Be*r's staff gets romantically involved, or that Syd gets together with M*rcus. No other option is realistic. But I'll be thinking about her with Richie for a good long while.
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pawzofchaos · 7 months
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Heyyy guysss y’know this girl intern from the new season? Idk if she has a fanon name yet, but me and my sibling named her Aubrey and we hc that she has a crush on Emma real
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eliashirsch · 7 months
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Slow and steady wins the race... Still slugging along this WIP.
This is actually more of an Ice character study rather than focusing on them figuring their relationship out. Let's see how it goes for the second draft. But I love, LOVE, some of the lines I wrote. I think really taking the time to focus more on each sentence rather than dashing through the finish line really helps.
I'm just starting the third act, so hoping I can finish soon :)
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cranberry086 · 2 months
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I fought for my life to write this—TAKE!
Title: Slithers And Smokes
Summary: Sir Pentious, in a crazy attempt to woo Cherri Bomb, winds up in the arms of Angel’s boss, Valentino.
Help lol.
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aquamonstra · 5 months
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I love that I can very specifically age myself by stating that the fact Lal was played by Lizzie McGuire's mom is emotionally significant to me.
Actually, fuck it, new brain-breaking headcanon: Lal didn't die, Data faked her death and sent her back in time to the 1980s so she would be safely out of Starfleet's reach, and Lizzie McGuire is actually Data's granddaughter.
Don't ask me how that works just let it happen.
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prinzgnomeovonchaos · 7 months
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Saturn devouring his melon seed:
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lululawrence · 7 months
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Did You Know I Fit In A Dryer? by lululawrence
Louis Tomlinson/Jordan North | 4.1k | Prompt 7.2: Run
“Oi, mate!”
There was some knocking and after the voice coming from right behind him when he had clearly just seen an empty room, Jordan didn’t think he could be faulted for jumping and screaming a bit.
“Mate, can you help me open the door?”
Written as part of @wordplayfics 2023
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the-black-bulls · 7 days
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For the ship asks: Lolopachka x Vanica
send in ships to get these classifications
alright I'll be combining several asks hope you don't mind anons!
Lolo x Vanica
my very first thought? toxic yuri 💀
it doesn't make sense... lolopechka has been through so much pain and trauma because of vanica and vanica's obsession with lolo isn't just abusive but also likely affected by megicula's plans.
it... sorta compels me, not strongly but it's my friend's favorite so it has grown into me thanks to them! I think lolopechka could be the "allen" to vanica if they met as kids.
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DanYami
oh boy 💀
does it make sense? no 💀
does it compel me? . . . . . . NOW LISTEN, this is cracky, cracky is not cracky if it doesn't make me crack up, and dante yelling like a maiden in love "YAMI SUKEHIRO BE MY HUSBANDO" while yami gets pikachu-faced and pale and so shocked his cigeratte hits the ground is GOLD, top notch comedy, 100% crack, I'm in 💀
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heyclickadee · 1 year
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Okay, wild crack theory here: What if Phee is a former Jedi? And I don’t necessarily mean that she survived order 66 and is now in hiding—I mean that she left the order before the war even really started, or maybe even early on in the war because she fundamentally disagreed with it and wanted to help people displaced by the war in her own way. Also because she thought the current interpretation of the no attachments rule was dumb.
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Eddie Diaz, Closet Twihard
Shrugging, he yells up to the loft, “Hey, which one of you watched all of the Twilight movies?”
Hen snorts. “I know you don’t think I would, Buckaroo.”
He rolls his eyes, a smirk blooming across his face. “Well, that leaves Eddie, and I doubt he would watch them.”
or
Someone keeps watching the Twilight movies at the loft, and no one's willing to admit it's them.
Read on AO3
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watery-melon-baller · 6 months
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hey y'all what are some absolutely deranged fanfics you've read? both good and bad. it can be so bad it's good or just plain bad or cracky ideas I'm hunting for recommendations so feel free to like/reblog with as many as you like. fandom doesn't matter, the more the merrier (and more fandoms is actually great)
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transingthoseformers · 8 months
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I am picturing so many shenanigans.
Listen since they are referencing G1 so much it doesn't start as Dinobot/Dinosaur Island but Shockwave is left alone too long and he finally checked out the human internet spoke to one nerd a little too long and was sent Jurraisic Park and now there are dinosaurs.
The JazzWaveProwlTara family just wake up to Starscream shouting about this and ready to wring his neck while clutching a whining baby T-Rex who is gnawing on his hand. They have dinosaurs now. Shockwave did careful research not to affect the environment and everyone is fascinated. Swindle turns into a moneymaking opportunity, and they have their own instagram and followers. The T-Rex is named Rexy via internet vote.
The next disaster is Breakdown getting the boot and towed in Kentucky and they have to break him out before he gets uncovered because he's banned from the state after several incidents at the racing rink. Which is when, with Tara's holoform, the Cassettes, and Jazz, they also find Bumblebee arrested too and call the Autobots to pick him up.
Deadlock shows up and Starscream and them think they are fucked because he didn't part from them on good terms to say the least but he appears as a plus one to Ratchet. Who everyone says "I thought you died??" to only for her to roll her eyes and Deadlock to follow behind besotted and threatening.
Jazz and Prowl are thrilled by the reunion and everyone gets a check up.
Thundercracker shows back up and, as part of their attempt to ease tensions, makes a documentary about it. It is supposed to be a serious demonstration of compliance and their history and it is, but it has a lot of parts with Decepticons being silly, baby nonsense, and Shockwave making unholy abominations because he manages to sneak a read of the Emberstone and while he was banned from making more dinosaurs making babies is clearly allowed so part of the documentary is his announcing Specimen Zero escaped and can fly and a very loud shout from Starscream of "YOU MADE A DRAGON!" and Shockwave saying,"I made a protoform." and then having to pull a biting baby Predaking from the trees. All this broken up by snippets of Trine Reunion drama as Thundercracker brought their human partner Marissa and their pet dog.
Everyone is deeply invested in the Decepticon Reality Television and there's a whole following about Breakdown's 'secret boyfriend' while Bee sweats nervously in the background.
The Maltos have definitely watched.
More serious thought though occur, of them receiving a message on a Decepticon frequency saying, "Calling all Decepticons. Calling all Decepticons stationed on Earth. Your hailing signal has been received. Assistance en route. Lord Galavatron's ship the Revenge en route."
That would be adorable as fuck!
I wholeheartedly blame Shockwave for why there are dinosaurs in rescue bots so naturally naturally he's cloning them back here too (plus side: the sparklings playing with fluffy raptors?) Tarantulas helped him and they called Nighty as a consult on occasion because that'd be adorable
Plus arguably blah blah blah we can't clone back dinosaurs because the dino DNA is too broken to work with but we can make new dinosaurs example the chickensaurus project that's considering a little ✨out there✨ by the paleontological community and the ethics of bringing a new species into the world as a novelty animal blah blah blah Riot being a downer about dinosaurs time over
Yessss on Rexy the Instagram Star.
"What were you two idiots thinking"
"Bold for you to assume we were thinking Jazz"
Dratchet Dratchet Dratchet Dratchet Dratchet
Deadlock and Ratty have the coolest "how we met is a long story" story ever don't they, and I feel like it's connected to Deadlock finding Ratchet hurt and returning the favor from yOU GUESSED IT THE DEAD END CLINIC ^w^
Also interesting to see the "Ratchet may or may not be dead" theory
Thundercracker our beloved, he's trying ultimately but everyone's making the docuseries silly goofy silly goofy
Shockwave babygirl that there is a decision alright
Adorable
Yes
I imagined tfe Predaking is a lot smaller than we see him in tfp, he's little (well little by cybertronian standards) and he's technically a Terran because I say so and that'd be adorable as fuck (if Nightshade can scan an owl statue for an altmode can't Predaking do similar?)
Ah yes Thundercracker meeting the trine and learning Nova Storm has taken his place in the trine (he's okay with this naturally, it was him who left) so he's excitedly introducing Marissa and Buster
Yes, everyone is so invested
Look I just had to make various in universe tags for this stuff
#Breakbee4life, #DRT, #DeceptiDinos, #RattyIsBack, #DoYouBelieveInDragons, #TrineReunionDrama, #Decepticon, #DeceptiFails, #Rexy, and probably more. Definitely more. This shit is popular on social medias and Megatron is having so many emotions and opinions about the clusterfuck that this is but deep down he's just a little proud that they're settling into a domestic ish post war rhythm.
Wait
Wait oh no
Galvatron oh no
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