#*chefs kiss* delicious

[agir1ukn0w]

sorry but snow is such a well written iconic villain and donald sutherland performs him so fucking good it's almost hilarious how i start practically foaming at the mouth every time the man opens his mouth to say something deplorable in those movies, like he's so utterly and despicably wrong about almost every crucial thing from katniss and peeta's relationship to human nature as a whole and yet the second he starts talking about how hope is the only thing stronger than fear and how you have to allow a little hope but control it so its spark doesn't grow into revolution and how it's the things we love the most that destroy us you bet your ass i am on the floor screaming crying throwing up because that is my psychotic mustache-twirling villain RIGHT THERE

#every scene he's in is so delicious and i want it injected into my veins like heroine #as you can tell i'm quite fond of masterfully crafted villains whose monologues leave you breathless #also that part where he just tells seneca 'i like you...be careful' *EPIC CHEF'S KISS*🔥 #'hope...it is the only thing stronger than fear' #'a little hope is effective. a lot of hope is dangerous. the spark is fine as long as it's contained' #he isn't my roman empire but i do dwell on him from time to time and get shivers down my fucking spine #coriolanus snow #president snow #snow #president coriolanus snow #hunger games #the hunger games #the hunger games trilogy #thg #mockingjay #catching fire #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #seneca crane #suzanne collins #donald sutherland

[whumpypepsigal]

Road House (2024): “Kill him!”

#whumpedit #roadhouseedit #road house 2024 #road house #whump #elwood dalton #jake gyllenhaal #beaten up #pinned down #stabbed #cuts #bruises #blood #bleeding #pain #on the ground #curled up #shaking #my gifs #road house spoilers #the whump(s) in this movie is DELICIOUS! just a tortured pschye beautiful man going through it #chefs kiss #i am OBSESSED! the movie needed two more hours of storyline in my opinion

[theashenphoenix]

MAJIMA GORO • 龍が如く８ // LIKE A DRAGON: INFINITE WEALTH (2024)

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #like a dragon #majima goro #goro majima #rgg #yakuza 8 #infinite wealth #yakuzaedit #gamingedit #dailygaming #refinedstorage #userdina #mikaeled #myy8 #myyakuza #mygames #mystuff #he is soooooo angry‚ it's *chef's kiss* perfectly delicious #on so many levels 😌🧂 #imagine telling majima that he's the one that needs to take responsibility. and expecting to make it out on your own two feet #after EVERYTHING he's done for the clan. man gtf outta here

[boilingdreamland]

Senshi Fashion Moments

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #dungeon food #senshi of izganda #the RED one???? *chefs kiss*

[vasira96]

can't stop daydreaming about a soulslike zelda game yall i'm so normal about this

#vasira rambles #don't mind me #it's the themes of unbreakable cycles slowly destroying the world for me #how perfectly does the hero of time fall into the souls story tropes #i love how mailable souls games are when it comes to their narratives #the way story is woven into the gameplay is *chefs kiss* #u don't understand how badly i want this #like mechanically yea i want it to be like dark souls or bloodborne but i want the story to be told like it's done in souls games too #princess zelda could be the maiden who lvls up link #also link should be a customizable character but the name should be locked #i need to go to sleep but i need you to taste my dreams #for they are delicious

[fuckmeyer]

Jasper as a character is so interesting because he ends up a Confederate because he can't actually empathise with the slaves and because he simply accepts cruelty around him, and then when he becomes a vampire he literally can't ignore others suffering because it hurts him, but even decades after he becomes a Vegetarian he still can't get a hang of it partially because he still can't see humans as *people*. Idk there's smth to be said about him becoming a vampire because of his own cruelty and then being eternally in horrific pain because of said cruelty that fucks.

Jasper's whole life is a curse & i love to see it

here we have a Confederate supposedly so empathetic that he acquired a "gift"... yet not so empathetic as to recognize he was fighting for the enslavement of an entire race. despite seeing the consequences of slavery literally every day. now, the man who spent his last human days denying the humanity in others is forced to spend his immortal life being slapped in the face with their emotions. forever. hueeueueueu-

yeah, i would call that "gift" a curse, actually.

if Twilight weren't a horror story, we might see a discussion between Jasper/Bella about how immortality forces you to confront the darker side of your nature (e.g. "there will come a day when the societal beliefs imbued unto you leaves you standing on the wrong side of history"), & Jasper's journey with finding love & humanity. OR, y'know, he could've just had ONE (1) line where he says "yeah i'm not proud of my service." simply, if Twilight weren't a horror, Jasper could see the error of his ways & change for the better.

HOWEVER. Twilight vampires are "mentally frozen" when they turn, so Jasper is likely still a racist who does not regret his service. no matter how many times he is confronted with his cruelty, he won't change. meaning whatever life he chooses, his gift dooms him.

wow! eternal curse!

we see evidence of this frozen mental state in his decision to go vegetarian. he doesn't switch bc he feels bad about killing humans:

"I could feel everything my prey was feeling. And I lived their emotions as I killed them. [...] You've experienced the way I can manipulate the emotions around myself, Bella, but I wonder if you realize how the feelings in a room affect me." (Eclipse, Ch 13)

note the dehumanizing term "prey" & the focus on himself. he laments not that the human lives he's taking have value but that their dying moments harsh his vibe.

the irony! trapped as an empath while never possessing the ability to be an empath! CURSE CURSE C-

herein lies a bigger, juicier curse: Jasper is, himself, (hot take) enslaved in the sense that he will never know freedom, philosophically speaking, due to the choices he made in life. the series tries to paint him as a master tactician & competent leader; fanon often paints him as a free-thinking amoral black sheep. in reality, he simply obeys the commands of higher authorities & abides by their worldview regardless of how toxic it is to himself or others.

in the beginning, he had María.

he entered the Southern Vampire Wars not by his own volition but stayed because he was content not having a choice. however one feels about María, the fact of the matter is 1) as a newborn he was stronger, bigger, & faster than her & could have run away or overpowered her, 2) had the "gift" to identify emotions & could KNOW when/if she was malicious or manipulating him, & 3) could have escaped by influencing her emotions to make her disinterested in him. at any time in the 100 years they were together, he could have left. he talks about never knowing a life outside the war & discovering "options I'd never dreamed I had." ok???? run 100 miles in any direction & you would have seen a life outside of war. BOI-

instead, he took comfort in being submissive & adopting someone else's ideology. not only did it remind him of his past, but it meant he had no need to reflect on his actions or beliefs. he prefers others dictate his worldview & order him around even if it means being unhappy. he only left because he was going to be assassinated, & even then, it wasn't until someone else told him another life was possible that he "realized" another life was possible.

notably, the period where he's most free— living with Peter & Charlotte— is his rock-bottom where "the depression got worse." but, again, not because he realized the value of human life: "I was so wearied by killing [...] even mere humans."

then he meets Alice.

Alice, who has visions of being vegetarian & converts him so they can live with the Cullens. Alice, who dictates how her family should live their lives to the point where she manipulates them. Alice, who goes so far as to dress the Cullens, who orders Jasper to wait in the car while she & Bella go shopping, who Jasper refers to as "truly [...] one frightening little monster" because for all his experience she can still beat him in combat.

his eternal soulmate is authority.

despite being unhappy with his vegetarian life, as it makes him feel weak & coddled & a liability to everyone around him, he follows the lifestyle because Alice tells him to.

then there's the Volturi, another authoritative body. "We owe the Volturi for our present way of life," says acclaimed bootlicker Jasper Hale, who in the same moment shudders at the atrocities they committed, yet strangely sees no other way for a governing body to keep the peace... so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

but, since Carlisle outranks the Volturi as an authoritative figure in that he more closely aligns with Jasper's new worldview, Jasper sees no problem deposing the vampiric governing body if it means his sister-in-law of like 2 months can keep her demonic spawn. so i guess we don't really owe the Volturi that much

to his credit, we see glimmers of him questioning his leaders: 1) his decision to leave Maria, 2) his considering switching diets to defeat Victoria, & 3) going against the Volturi. but, again, these decisions are all just a result of his self-preservation & submitting to the higher authority du jour.

in the end, he has the perfect storm of conditions that would allow him to escape the prison he's created, to find freedom & to love humanity unconditionally... but he won't. Jasper's ultimate curse is that regardless of whether he realizes the enslavement of his own self, he will never leave his cage because it's cozy & easy & allows him to never think for himself.

AAAANYWAY Jasper's life sucks & he's trapped in an eternal prison of his own making. lol

#twilight #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #jasper hale #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #you're right there really is something to be said about jasper the shitfuck confederate ending up in this situation!!! #like it would be tragic if it wasn't so comedic and if he didn't display a modicum of self-awareness!!!! #you make a great point about how he accepts cruelty his whole life and even when he's unable to ignore it he just is forced to accept it fo #ever #the absolute *chefs kiss* curse. smeyer coudlnt have written a better curse if she tried #in fact i do believe ALL the cullen gifts are actually curses in their own way #and it's so delicious to think about it that way #god i just love thinking about twilight as a horror #you're right riote- It Fucks #thanks for sending this my way! #cheers~

[genenatic]

eat or be eaten

#dungeon meshi spoilers #farcille #falin touden #evil doomed yuri chefs kiss #falin dungeon meshi #marcille donato #marcille dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi fanart

[preseriesdean]

8.01 “We Need to Talk About Kevin”

#spnedit #samdeanedit #corespnedit #supernatural #* #im FROTHIGN AT THE MOUTH #i want this entire dialogue TATTOOED ON MY BDOY #its so fucking delicious oh ymg od #they're so dysfunctional and i just Love To See It #i want to lick them. #THE JEALOUSY #THE BETRAYAL #pls!!!! #'what was her name' that is completely irrelevant information dean why are you asking that #it's such a relationshipy question i swear to God that man has ISSUES #8x01 #also the fact that in the second scene its NIGHTTIME. like dean was just thinking about it the whole time. #chefs fucking kiss #svenja rewatches spn #the girl had nothing to do with it #together together #always you and me #there ain't no me if there ain't no you

[roselensedeyes]

the tension between feyre and rhys, nesta and cassian, and elain and azriel before they get together makes me go insane

#i'm rereading certain scenes for #-research- #and it's like i'm reading these books for the first time ever #feysand utm and in the first half of acomaf make me feel like i'm on drugs #nessian in wings and embers and in acowar make me scream and have my heart clench in the most delicious way #and elriel in acofas and acosf are just *chef's kiss* #acotar #feysand #nessian #elriel

[nosferslotu]

Peak vampire character design is when they show their fangs for the first time and they’re WAAAAY bigger and sharper and scarier and frankly monstrous than everything about them would lead you to believe.

I want to see a wet kitten of a man popping out a set that would leave a gaboon viper feeling underdressed.

If their fangs retract I want to see EXACTLY WHY THEY NEED TO.

#also when fangs match the way a vampire feeds #that’s so *chefs kiss* #when fangs inform the personality #delicious #i want a smile that is so disquieting #from the sheriffs desk #vtm #vamily #vampire the masquerade #vampires

[kotaki]

"You were able to hold on because you believed in a teaspoon of hope."

#i got my wisdom teeth removed this is a queued post :( #precure #delicious party precure #gentlu #kasai amane #cure precious #nagomi yui #the 5th gif that is probably my favorite scene so far in the entire show that animation is chef's kiss #mygifs #**

[hpowellsmith]

I will never get tired of the thing where the parent(s) of an incredibly dysfunctional major character turn up and you get such juicy insight into why the character is Like That

#it just happened for the fifth time in how to get away with murder and it's just chef's kiss #pouring one out for when cary's dad showed up in the good wife #and the dad of tim riggins my beloved on friday night lights #delicious! #and sad #but also it never gets old #i like that in michaela's case it's a mum #i just think how to get away with murder is neat #am partway through season 4 so no telling me about what happens with characters and their families pls #yes i am catching up with a show that ended 4 years ago what of it #(watched s1 and s2 around when they came out and then lost momentum the way i usually do...)

[nextstopwonderland]

Bryan Danielson vs. Blue Panther - April 5, 2024

#bryan danielson #blue panther #aew #cmll #second favorite match of the year #exceeded all of my expectations #then storytelling in the ring was delicious #fully did not expect him to win given that he loves losing these huge matches #but the win with the twist was chefs kiss #and the set up for round 2 #has me vibrating already #altho he better do that Zack match soon is2g

[rvspecter]

#suits tv #suits usa #harvey specter #donna paulsen #darvey #this scene kills me #i just love how he says the most monumental things like they mean nothing #THE THOUGHT OF YOU GOING TO PRISON MAKES ME WANT TO DROP TO MY KNEES #and he follows it up by being so cruel #it's actually so delicious #chef's kiss

[stormyoceans]

a vegaspete fic i would write if i could write is an AU where, after getting shot in episode 14, vegas gets yeeted back in time to when porsche first became a bodyguard and has to do everything over and over again until he gets it right, which mostly means 1) avoiding the conflict between the main and minor families while still exposing korn’s manipulation, 2) still getting pete, 3) not die

except finding the right choices isn’t easy at all: if he doesn’t drug porsche during the auction, for example, he learns that it triggers a series of consequences which leads to kinn getting kidnapped by himself and dying in the woods; if he doesn’t send tawan to kinn, he’s horrified to find out that tawan ends up killing pete because of jealousy; if he saves his father, korn dies and the minor family wins but he does not get pete, and that’s not an option

and he has to deal with all of this while also trying to get close to pete and feeling like he’s being torn apart every time pete looks at him like he doesn’t KNOW him or feel anything for him except mild discomfort

#im sorry for being a hoe for time travels and time loops but they’re just [chef’s kiss] #the angst would be delicious and vegas would be miserable but he’d still get his happy ending with pete and macau #anyway.. feeling absolutely normal in the office on this fine day how are y’all doing #vegaspete #m: txt

[totallynottinsel]

A Little late to the party BUT

THE CYNONARI FEAST WE GOT IS JUST perfection

#genshin impact #3.6 spoilers #cyno #tighnari #cyno x tighnari #cynonari #o nomnomnomnom #delicious #thank you for the food hoyo #chefs kiss #I love their dynamic sm