#* morgue talks.

[wandixx]

Dani gives people heart attacks and brings down a lot of trafficking rings, making friends along the way. Everything by accident, really

Dani traveled around world, hadn't she? While doing it, she had to meet a lot of interesting people.

Like heroes or villains.

In civies or not or both who knows.

But to actually learn things about someplace you have to spend more than one night there. Like, idk? Month? Probably more but I doubt she would be able to sit in one place for any longer. In many places she is shorter.

Month is long enough to create some connections though.

Enough to get someone to realize when you disappear...

Yeah, Dani on her way of gremlin and self discovery ghosted bunch of people without second thought. They'll probably forget her in few months anyway. And she was everywhere in USA. She didn't left American soil only because she didn't want to be too far from Danny in case of emergency. Before anyone tells me he was in space so he could fly to her wherever on Earth she would be, Earth's atmosphere ends about 100 km above sea level and officially this is border of space. Telecommunication satellites are between 8000 to 12000 km up. It's about how wide Atlantic Ocean is.

Plus y'know, time. If she needs help, she probably can't quite wait until he flies all the way to Hong Kong, Wladywostok, Rio de Janeiro or wherever she is.

So America it is. For now at least. When they're 100% sure she is stable she'll fly elsewhere.

Anyway people who she ghosted are used to batshit crazy stuff but "this tween is alone on her road to self discovery and just left for new city" isn't first thing anyone thought about. Maybe outside of Martians. They know. Everyone else? No idea what happened to this tiny, chaotic, snarky, probably meta child.

First thought though?

She got kidnapped.

So now 3/4 of Justice League, some individual heroes and bunch of less intense rogues are scrambling around their cities tracking every trafficking ring they found glimpses of, trying to find Dani.

Flashes work with Captain Cold on this and seem to slowly descend into madness. At the same time, Dani eats ice cream with nice museum lady from Washington who introduced herself as Diana. Then she helps at animal shelter with kind stuck up boy called Damian. Oh, Danny likes aliens, let's visit Martian Manhunter. Maybe she'll manage to get autograph for her template. Wait Space Cops? Kinda sucks but Danny would probably like their signatures too. Let's go. Oh, Superboys are fun mess with and older one is like her! This Nightwing guy puns like Danny but she always feels like he looks at her weirdly. Billy should eat more, magic or not, fighting is tiring. Good thing she has Sam's money to buy him burgers.

She has time of her life while people she met are slowly dying.

She probably doesn't even hide that she is traveling but for whatever reason they don't think she actually left.

They don't bring it up on any meeting because no matter how concerned they are, it's not really whole league type of business. And Martians just discreetly enjoy chaos.

There is a lot of ways it can get resolved (or not) but I kinda thought about Jon introducing his old buddy Damian to his new buddy Dani because he thinks they would get along and they just stare at each other for long moment before:

"Dani..."

"Dami!"

"WHY DID YOU LEFT WITHOUT A WORD! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNAPPED OR DEAD!"

Some screaming and revelation that Killer Croc was looking for her too, Dani hits moment of realisation.

"Wait, is this what people think when you just up and go?"

"Honestly? Yeah"

"Oh, Ancients I did this to so many people. So many..."

Idk, just Dani traveling and leaving people behind.

Do with it what you will

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #nobody really questions why Martians brought popcorn to Watchtower meeting because their stretch to thin between attending said meeting #and wondering where this tiny gremlin disappeared #it would be kinda histeric to me if she visited some cities few times but met other people #like first time in Gotham she bothers Jason and pets hienas #then few months later she has brawl with killer croc and becomes Duke's kibda sidekick for a week #then she smacks Joker and volunteers at animal shelter with Damian #and somehow they don't connect it #or they do and think she repeatedly gets kidnapped and escapes but doesn't leave the city because something #only hope flashes have left at this point is that she didn't show up in morgue #they actually consider running back in time to save her #also #some heroes and villains heard some thing and they *preparing weapons* #just want to talk with Vlad #just talk they promise #idk just enjoy and spread the chaos #have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part

[slavicafire]

charlotte ritter. the woman of all times

#babylon berlin #babylon berlin posting #this is the rudi cock out scene and yet he just... fades away like all the chatter and trees and smoke. there is only her #she's so unbothered about him being full bare ass naked in front of her because she wants to talk about his work in the morgue instead #amen. #charlotte ritter I would die for you

[iamjackstylerdurden]

do yall think billy and stu were buried close to each other

#was thinking abt how if stu was alive how they would explain no one talking about his body missing (from the scene/hospital/morgue/etc) #then started wondering what did happen to his body (since hes very likely dead) #lowkey have only seen up to scream 3 so ik im missing some story #anyways ghost stu and billy walking around the cemetery reading obituaries #and trying to find their own and each others bdays #scream #stuilly #scream (1996)

[tantamounttoflirtation]

In the NBC Hannibal universe there are 12 Will Graham x Reader fanfics published on ao3 and Hannibal (Ch3sap3ake_Ripp3r) is the author of 11 of them. Matthew Brown (xXWillGrahamLuvrXx) wrote the 12th. Chilton has read all 12 of them and routinely leaves annoying comments on Hannibal's wips saying "please update this what's taking so long" as well as "ugh this is sooooo out of character he would never do xyz."

#h talks #Hannibal's vary between smut and fluffy meet-cutes #Matthew's is a self insert about him and Will getting married #one day the entire science team finds the fics and they follow Will around the morgue quoting them at him #and Will spends the entire day trying to escape the team . but then he goes home and reads them himself later #thank you Eli for giving me ideas for this btw ily #do we think Chilton and Matthew Brown are fighting with each other in Hannibal's comments #nbc hannibal #Hannigram

[feyhunter78]

Todd thinks he can fuck like Miguel but in reality he’s like a wet cihuahua dry humping a foot 😭

FACTS ON FACTS

the way I almost want to add another chapter of poor y/n suffering so that when she and Miguel fuck it’s like BAM

#meg talks #mail time #also bc I had to suffer through wet chihuahua so y/n does too so sorry y’all #morgue miguel

[mortuarywriting]

So do we think Ghost has effectively claimed life insurance money on himself all things considered.

#rambles from the morgue #look this is dumb as shit but my brain made it a bit uh. morbid depending on reboot order of operations #namely uh. him dying -> family gets payment -> not dead -> family dead -> his money now #anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk im going back to looking at real estate #at some point im gonna have to read his comic but like. ouchies

[bumblingbabooshka]

The Doctor turning into women and having romantic dalliances with men is every kind of queer...to me.

#EMH (pretending to be B'Elanna after having just SPRINTED down the hall): You wouldn't shoot a pregnant woman would you ??;; #Tuvok: (in the most 'give it up' tone possible) ...Come with Me doctor =_= #Tuvok gets docked points for falling for the ol' 'cough cough im sick' excuse but gains them all back by getting suspicious and starting #an investigation all on his own in the background <3 #Also Janeway being held captive and being just kinda pissed about the whole situation...yeah #HEHEHE I like this episode it's funny but also the stakes are high #Janeway sort of smirking and doing the 'come here' motion when that alien man was like 'do you know how to fix this?' - her swag..... #Janeway (captive and stressed beyond belief about the warp core): Yeah I have time to serve dom vibes #Tuvok - Chakotay - Janeway: Each having uniquely bad days #(Worst Security disaster ever - Got put in a morgue for hours - Held captive and threatened with death: + Voyager stranded) #I know Chakotay was unconscious for the morgue thing but still #Chakotay: -opens his eyes to see Tuvok standing there- #(they share a look like 'yeah it's some LIFE THREATENING scooby doo bullshit again') #Hey Chakotay maybe next time don't tell the imposter that you know they're an imposter right to their face <3 #Just some tactical strategy for next time <3 <- I love him I'm just being a bitch HEHEHE it was funny to me #Doctor: Hey I know we're in the middle of a serious thing here but like. Why don't we. You know. Hang out??? #Janeway: -sharp intake of breathe- ......ohhhh I don't really...DO hanging out. #YAY NAR~!!!!! GET HIS ASS~!!! #Nar I hope you live a simple but fulfilling life as a junk dealer or whatever it is you were talking about god bless <3 #Doctor: Now that I might die I have some last requests v_v Captain...throw my diary away. DO NOT. READ IT. Tuvok...I told Neelix about that #rash you got on your ass. We laughed about it for weeks. Sorry. #and then I smile and giggle and ass 'ass rash' to the Tuvok lore #SNRKEHEHE DAMN. HE GOT HARRY TOO??? #'Sorry I said you sucked absolute shit at playing the saxophone. I should have phrased it more delicately...damn it. It all becomes so clea #when you face the end.' (Harry: You said w hat????) SEVEN-!! #Seven: Stay over there computer boy =_= #SNRKEHEHEHHEHHAHAHAH #Janeway:....Is he...? / B'Elanna: NO. I've got him =_= I just deleted all that spam. He's FINE. #livetweeting

[scytheral]

‿୨⠀⠀THE PRiNCE.ㅤTHE CASTLE.ㅤLINK DIRECTORY.⠀⠀୧‿

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[langernameohnebedeutung]

This is an in-case-of-an-emergency break-glass potential cure. Cured the zombie rat, who remains, for the moment, alive. But we have no idea of its long-term effects.

Like life itself.

#not pictured: Two Liv eye-rolls at Blaine talking in one scene #izombie #ravi chakrabarti #blaine debeers #fandom #getting free stuff from the morgue that he doesn't have to steal. his jackpot day!

[campcrystal-lake]

You can tell Reddit is an absolute joke of a website because people there are genuinely calling what predstrogen said a "threat" when it blatantly is not a threat in any sense of the word

#if it didnt cost predstrogen herself id say photomatt SHOULD go to court with this because he'd be fucking laughed out of the room #the legal definition of threats explicitly does not include shit like this. it has to be a legitimate ''i want to do this'' statement... #...not ''i hope this comically impossible thing happens'' #not to mention that posts like that are extremely normal for the culture of this website. #it is not the type of shit that normally gets banned #people in photomatt's own reply section are talking at length about worse shit they've said about ACTUAL POLITICIANS... #...that didnt get them banned #this is so obviously targeted transmisogyny and if you can't see that then you are a certified Fucking Idiot #theres a fight over at the morgue #just my onion

[foster-the-moths]

i feel like the tmc community (including myself until last night) doesn't understand how ridiculously powerful a desert eagle is so i'm rambling about it under the cut (tw: a lot of talk about mark's death/su*c*de, guns, and gore)

okay so first off i've seen a LOT of people talk about how these are way bigger than your typical handgun shell:

and they're right! these are the shells of a .50ae caliber bullet, the largest a handgun can have (legally, at least) and these are what desert eagles use.

(.50 cal bullet on the far right)

i could ramble on about calibers and number and shit but basically its just a very big, very powerful bullet.

the reason i'm talking about this is because wanted to know what mark's body would actually look like, and since his head is censored in canon i had to do my own research.

and i found this! this is a video by a bulletproof vest company, and the part that's important to this post is at 58 seconds in, when they shoot a ballistic dummy (meant to simulate human bones, flesh, and organs) with a desert eagle in the head.

((there's more videos out there about what a deagle can do (watermelons, FRIDGES, pork ribs, etc.) but this one is the most relevant.))

and the head fucking explodes. the entire top half of the skull is reduced to shrapnel and chunks. the brain just falls out. i was expecting a big hole in the head, not half of it getting completely obliterated. one thing to note is that mark probably had the gun against his temple at point-blank, and in the video the bullet seems to enter at where the nose would be and is from several feet away, and since i'm not an expert i don't know if that changes anything (bullet holes are bigger at exit than at entry) but its still impressively ludicrous how powerful this gun is.

which is why i think its scarier that mark had a fucking deagle, one of the most overpowered handguns to exist, and he STILL couldn't kill an alternate. and if you count the bullet shells on his bed in vol 333, there are more than seven (i counted 11, but its hard to see clearly). either way its fucked up that alternates can withstand one .50cal shot, let alone multiple. imagine having a weapon that powerful and it does jackshit. tmc is about hopelessness at its core and this shit really is just the cherry on top.

#tw: suicide #tw: death #tw: gun #tmc #ask to tag #despairing about mark hours again. (all hours of the day) #i wrote this entire thing and then tumblr deleted it so i had to write it again so. i skipped some things but whatever. #anyways i was thinking about what thatcher would see/how sarah was probably called in to id mark's body/what mark would look like as a ghos #and also my cringe tmc oc i never talk about that revolves around the idea of 'working at a morgue in mandela county must be fucked up' #<- if ur reading this and that sounds interesting. maybe you should send me an ask so i have an excuse to talk about them. /lh

[malkmadness]

VAMPIRE SLEEPOVER PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roscoe and Seer belong to @otagen :D

Luna (middle) belongs to meeeeee!!!

#roscoe and seer are malks and luna is a hecata #they work at the hospital morgue together!!!!!! luna is roscoes apprentice hehe #i could talk abt luna for hours shes so wonderful #vtm oc #vtm #vampire: the masquerade #wod #my art

[8bit-mau5]

Gigiiiii how's it hangin!!! Anything new happening?

==> Terribly sorry, but it seems you cannot reach Geniva right now

[Alt bright version under the cut]

#asks #morgue-ruins #Geniva Yutiko #Gabriel's arts #THIS ASK INSPIRED ME SO MUCH I HAD TO SHOW INSTEAD OF TELL #i love him so much. so so much. however i subjected him to the woes of being a very self sacrificing individual. ba dum ts #this explains better what crow was talking about ^^ #he wanted to keep it a Little vague at least #AS PER USUAL W/PIECES IM VERY PROUD OF: RBs greatly appreciated! 🥺💙💙

[pokemoncoroner]

Small starter call for the moots who actually want to talk to this misanthrope.

#open starter call #mutuals only #in all honesty does anyone wanna talk to a 30-something man who lives in yhe morgue?

[queerlyloud]

Siren by Kailee Morgue is THE Beefleaf anthem. It's fueling all the lovely dark fics I've been writing for them since I saw the Whumptober prompts.

#mine #jo is talking #jo is listening #siren by kailee morgue #beefleaf #shi qingxuan #he xuan

[feyhunter78]

i was thinking earlier about how todd would definitely be the type of guy to view the use of toys in the bedroom as an insult to his “masculinity” whereas miggy would 1000% be the type to see them as a bonus.

todd would get upset over reader wanting to use a vibrator to spice things up whereas miguel would be the one suggesting it because he’d LOVE LOVE LOVE giving reader even more pleasure and seeing her squirming and crying from the overstimulation <3

100% that is definitely Todd he can’t standddddd the idea of anything or anyone being better than him

But Miguel???? Besides the fact he wouldn’t even need to use toys he’s so about it, he wants y/n DROWNING in pleasure because it’s just so hot to him🥵

#meg talks #mail time #morgue miguel