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thevestigeofvanillaan · 5 months

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nerdy!kyle x popular!reader.

content: female reader, smut, "y/n", talking through snaps (snapchat, partial)

pervy nerdy kyle🤝slutty popular y/n

ive been inspired by @bro-flov-ski (go follow!) so here's this..

you had him in a choke hold. he couldn't breathe in your presence. as you walked past him in the hallways with your little skirt hiking up, your coy smile, and eye contact; he held his breath.

kyle let out a big sigh when you turned the corner, stan asks "dude why don't you just ask her out? you guys snap all the time and she clearly has a thing for you."

"are you crazy?" kyle looks at stan with wide eyes. "someone like me could never be with someone like her. she probably likes some jock or something." his phone buzzes and he's excited at the noise, quickly checking it and smiling when he sees your name on the screen.

"don't look at me like that, we only snap because that's what girls do." kyle shoves stan in the shoulder before walking into chemistry.

he was shocked to see that you moved your seat next to where he'd been sitting. you sat so pretty, your thighs looking so plump for him and your breasts so close to slipping out of the tight shirt youre wearing. he almost instantly felt hard at the sight of you, on your phone not even recognizing his perv ass staring at you as he made his way to his seat.

you look up in surprise when you hear the chair being pulled next to you. "oh, hey kyle didn't see you there." you smile pretty at him, resting your chin in the palm of your hand as you stare at him with a face full of lust.

"hi y/n." he mumbles briefly, taking a seat.

the bulge in his pants was too obvious, he knew that. you thought it was so cute though, that he couldn't help himself around you. it even turned you on a little.

in front of your whole class, he was rock hard at the mere sight of you. how cute, covering himself with his jacket. "what do you have to hide, ky?" you giggle.

he looks at you with a nervous expression and you only laugh harder. he was so precious. you crossed your legs and used the one higher to graze his leg with it. you watch him avoiding your gaze, refusing to look at you, looking at anything but. you watched as he bit his lip and sat up.

poor thing was probably so desperate for you then. "im sorry, that must be so hard for you.." you say quietly as you rub his leg with your foot, going higher up with each graze.

you could hear his breath hitch and his lips quiver slightly and decided that was enough teasing.. for now.

later that day when you were home you decided kyle had you on delivered for too long and sent him a more.. bold snap of you.

you were in a tank top and panties and decided to take a mirror picture for him. you added a caption saying "wydd".

he responded quickly once you'd double snapped him. although, he took a minute to respond. must have been looking at the picture for an extra minute, you figured.

you were surprised to see his snap being a mirror picture of himself, shirtless in gray sweatpants which make it easy to see the imprint in his pants. it was captioned "thinking about you".

that was the boldest thing you'd seen him do. turned on by this, you respond with a picture of you with your tongue out. captioning it "yeah? what kind of thoughts? dirty ones?".

again, quickly responding. it was a picture of him with his tongue out too. captioned "would it be weird if i was?".

"it'd be hot" you respond. "what kind of dirty stuff are you thinking about kyle?".

"idk.. fucking you?😂" (unironically using the laughing emoji is such a nerdy kyle thing btw).

"felt so bad for you in chem today, wish i could have helped you with that.."

"oh yeah?" the snap was a picture of him and you could tell he was doing things off camera.

so naughty of him, but it was so hot to you. this nerdy boy being so desperate and hard for you.

you send a picture of you cupping one of your breasts through your thin tank top. "yeah ;)."

"maybe you could help me next time?" he replied about two minutes later after having you on opened. must've been looking at the picture pumping his cock, so desperate for you.

the truth was that you were desperate for him too.. teasing yourself wishing it was his fingers instead of yours. you couldn't get off to the fact that he wasn't the one touching you, you needed him, bad.

the next day was a friday and school went on as usual until chemistry when you saw kyle again.

when you saw him already sitting down as you walked into the classroom suddenly the air felt thicker. you wanted him but you had to keep your cool.

sitting right next to him, he stares. blatantly staring directly at you with a cocky grin. you'd never seen him like that before.

"hey." you say trying to sound casual.

he chuckles softly, still smirking at you while shaking his head slowly, looking down "hi.".

oh his laugh. his little breathy chuckle. it was so attractive.

"wanna hang out after school?" you asked. what was the worst that could happen? it's a friday and you wanted to see if those texts would go through in person..

his eyes dart to yours and he looks serious before he laughs softly. "naughty girl, aren't you?".

"what? no!" you shake your head and laugh. "i mean only if you.." you make eyecontact again and both laugh and look away awkwardly.

"don't be afraid now," he starts to play with one of the bracelets he was wearing. "i won't bite you unless you want me to."

you laugh and cover your smile and the teacher begins the class finally.

the time after school rolls around and you decide to text kyle when you got home. "still down to hang out?"

he responds quickly. "yeah, my place?" he says.

"sure," you send. "can i head over now?"

when you got there you knocked on the door and a couple seconds later there was kyle standing at the door, inviting you inside to his home.

making casual conversation as he leads you to his room, your pinkie interlinked with his.

"yeah" he responds and sends his address and you drive over to his house which isn't that far from yours.

you giggle as you sit on his bed next to him, as close as you could be. his thigh against yours.

"so what do you wanna do?" he laughs almost awkwardly. he was so handsome as you were looking into his eyes. his beautiful eyes which spoke to yours.

you laugh at what you were about to say. "i think you know what i wanna do.." you smile down and use your pinkie to draw pictures on his knee.

"oh do i?" he smirks.

"mhmm.." you mumble and your faces get closer when you slowly move to straddle him, him guiding your hips to the right place as you slowly begin to grind against him. you could feel his hot breath against your open lips and your eyes flutter shut as your lips make contact with kyle's.

they meet again but with more passion and for longer this time and both of your breathing gets heavier. your grinding becomes more synchronized and everything becomes unreal.

his hands traveled your body, trying to memorize every curve before tapping your thigh softly. "can i?" he asks, playing with the hem of your shirt and you nod into his neck with a hum, still grinding against him.

he takes your shirt off and you lift your arms so he could do so easier, quickly moving your hands to either side of his face before kissing him passionately.

he hums into your mouth in pleasure of his cock being dry humped, especially by you.

this felt like a dream.

"please.." you mumble quietly into his ear. "ill be a good girl, need you so bad, ky.." your hands caress his chest and his head falls back before he nods with a soft chuckle.

"okay, okay.. it's okay baby. im not going anywhere, okay?" he hushes you, holding your hips to slow you down so he can give you what you want. "you want my cock?"

you nod. you wanted it so bad. you were so wet already he didn't even need to do anything to prepare you.

he helped you take off your skirt after you got off him and he laid you down on his bed gently, placing a pillow behind your head and upper back to ensure that you're comfortable.

unzipping his pants and taking out his cock and teasing his own tip with his thumb as you watched intently. mumbling as you rub your thighs together, he rubs them and gently moves them apart. "hey, hey.. it's okay. you ready?"

"mhm.. please, ky." you practically whine and he lines his cock up with your entrance before slowly sliding in.

"fuckk.. you're being such a good girl for me, huh? that's it doll, just like that f'me.." he groans before he whimpers softly when his whole length is inside of you. his whimpers.. they were addicting.

you whine at his noises and the feeling of him stretching you out so good with his fat cock..

"you okay?" he asks, moving a chunk of hair put of the way of your eyes so you could look into his eyes. "look at me, doll." immediately you look up into his pretty eyes. "you ready for me?"

you nod.

"no, no baby. you gotta tell me you're ready.."

"mm ready ky.. please." and he thrusts hard into you, making you gasp and moan loud. he laughs and continues thrusting into you at a pretty fast pace, groaning at the feeling of your tight wet walls clenching around him.

wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him closer to you, scratching at his bare back, definitely leaving red scratch marks but you hadn't cared. not when he was making you feel so good..

his voice, the things he was saying, the situation, him.. it was all so much and it got you so close so fast.

him too. he was ready to crack so soon. but he wouldn't cum before you would..

fucking hard into you as you moan out his name in pleasure. "fuck!– ky, im gonna—."

"you are?"

"mmmhmmm.." you can't help it, you were so close.

"fuck baby me too.. where–" you cut him off.

"in me please ky i need you to fill me up so bad i need you.."

and with that both of you were reaching your climaxes together.. loud moans and heavy breathing filling the whole room before almost silence falls apart from the breathing.

he laughs when you two make eye contact and you smile. "what?"

"nothing.." he laughs again.

"no! what?" you giggle and sit up, backing away from him.

"nothing! i just never thought i would have ever done that with you.." he responds.

you couldn't help but smile at him.. "me either.."

THEN U GUYS GOT MARRIED THE END OK MY PHONE IS LAGGING I LOVE U GUYS BYE

#vanillaan #south park #smut #kyle south park #south park x reader #kyle broflovski #south park smut #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski headcanons #south park kyle #kyle x reader #go follow my pookie

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 2 months

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REWATCHING GO S1, LIVE PLAY-BY-PLAY OF DOOMSDAY WAHOO

HELLO MAGGOTS REWATCHING SEASON 1 BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME WAS A KIDNAPPING CHAOTIC MESS. EPISODE ONE HERE GOES. I DON'T REMEMBER A LOT OF DETAILS BUT YES.

Opening scene and Earth's got vibe-checked by God and I've been gaslit about the dinosaurs

GARDEN OF EDEEEEEN wow his first appearance and Aziraphale's already so prissy and flustered might fuck around and fall in love with him idk

I finally understand who these mf's are hi Hastur and Ligur you're not zombies after all

FOR FUCK'S SAKE SECOND SCENE CROWLEY'S BEEN IN AND SHE WALKED IN, SERVED HIPS HAIR AND CUNT, AND THEN MANAGED TO TALK HER AWAY INTO A PROBLEM

LIKE GENUINELY SHE COMES AND SASHAYS WITH HER HAIR AND SAYS TIMES ARE CHANGING AND HEAD OFFICE LOVES ME AND JUST INSTANTLY HASTUR AND LIGUR USE HER WORDS AGAINST HER

idk sister mary loquacious is kinda doing it for me rn with that satanic nun's habit and losergirl energy

third crowley scene and he's misplaced THE LITERALLY GODDAMNED ANTICHRIST because he made small talk with a bloke outside without checking for details

mmmmhm yes sister mary wink again your bitchless decisions are sexy y'know what i mean

Gabriel feels like his brain was eviscerated and replaced with one of those youtuber's paid course promos at the end of their how to change your life in 45 days: three simple mindset shifts video

so THIS IS WHY EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING PAVLOVIAN IN THIS FANDOM IT'S BECAUSE OF DUCKS of course it's because of ducks

mmmhm yes sure crepes French revolu--Crowley stop eye-fucking Aziraphale you're making everyone at the Ritz horny

Aziraphale don't moan into your food man you can't take these two anywhere

Crowley thanking the driver for slowing down is everything to me

And they're drunk hu-fucking-zzah good thing we'll have 11 year olds saving the world coz these fuckers sure ain't doing shit

OH MY GOD HE WAS TRYING TO SAY BOUILLABAISSE I JUST REALISED. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST MAKING KISSY FACES AT AZIRAPHALE I'M NOT OK-

What Aziraphale was doing back was definitely kissy faces though that mfer wasn't even trying to say bouillabaisse when Crowley said what sounded suspiciously like baby

kissy kissy from lil miss prissy [i would have made such a great high school bully shame i had no inclinations that way]

SORRY WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK WAS THAT SOBERING UP EXCUSE ME THE FANFICS MADE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS A CLICK AND THEY'RE SUDDENLY NORMAL WHY IS THE ALCOHOL REFILLING

oop nun down nun down

i want ya see a wile ya thwart amirite on a t-shirt

"actually i encourage humans to-" just say you're a lazy bitch azi we love you

love crowley fake-manipulating azi into helping like azi wants to be manipulated y'know so it's not technically his fault he was wiled over or whatever and they're both just such ENABLERS

not azi going SOFT at being godfathers with crowley

NOT BROTHER FRANCIS PLEASE NO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED AZI WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS PLEASE

WARLOCKKKKK I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HNNNG MICHAEL SHEEN HAD TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS

why is nanny ashtoreth so seductive with that of course dear is it just crowley's inherent disastergirl sex appeal

HALF PONYTAIL CROWLEY I AM A FUCKING SLUT FOR HALF PONYTAIL

GASLIGHTING HEAVEN AND HELL THAT'S MY BABYGIRLS

erIC THE DISPOSABLE DEMON I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COME IN S1 well not come i hope unless being eaten by a hellho--nope

ANGEL CROWLEY SAID ANGEL ANGEL ANGEL

CROWLEY TRYING TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT KILLING BEFORE GETTING ANNOYED

waiter crOWLEY OUTFIT I CANNOT BE NORMAL AFTER THE WEDDING DRESS DESIGNING ABOUT THIS COSTUME

FOOLS WRONG BOY YOU FOOLS IM DEAD

DOG IS UNIRONICALLY SO CUTE EVEN BEFORE IT GOES SMOL

gonna give my roxie a kissy brb she's my angel and all this dog talk makes me miss her (she's a few feet away under the bed)

i asked her for a kissy and she crawled out and gave me a kiss i love her

DOGGGGG ADAMMM

...roxie's crying to be taken downstairs it's nearly 2 am this is on me for waking her up i crowley'd myself fml

EYYYYY WELCOME TO THE END TIMES don't mind me I'll have to take roxie down yes I know maggots I'm crowley-coded I KNOW THAT I'M A BLOODY DISASTER BYEEEEEEEE

#good omens mascot #good omens #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens fandom #good omens season 1 #in the beginning #WAHOO #OK GTG TAKE MY DOG DOWNSTAIRS AT 1:45 IN THE MORNING #THE CROWLEY LIFE #IT'S HARD WORK BEING THE RESIDENT DISASTER #BUT SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT

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hearts4juzi · 3 months

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Hai :3 do u have any wacky wild michael hcs

oh do i!

both adult and teen. loser has been on my mind again.

He gets super fucking cold for no reason and blamed it on ghosts until after fnaf 6 where he brought it up as a joke and the ghost kids were like "...none of us did that" and now he's convinced theres a whole extra ghost after him. (it was cc he didnt mean to initially but cassidy thought it was funny)

He talked to the animatronics all the fuckin time. like he just. chatted with them. especially the fnaf 2 ones. charlie had to sit there and watch him talk to actual robots thinking they were kids. they werent and she told him that in fnaf 6 because she found it so fucking funny

clumsy as HELL i know that man was banging his knee in the SL vents and swearing under his breath

teen mike was also clumsy. probably split his lip on concrete all the time as a kid.

he was also the kinda kid to say "nah, check this out!!" and wake up in the hospital

this is a gross one but. he dealt with bugs a lot post scoop (especially. flies. and what comes with them. iykyk). he'd come into work on mondays smelling like a can of bug repellant. you wont believe what he showers with instead of water.

He was williams least favorite but they had a weird relationship between him moving out and elizabeths death. like some days william despised him and michael just wanted to blow them both up with his mind and some days he comes home like "Hey mike whats up want some pizza for dinner tonight?" and michaels like "fuck yeah why not."

he's henrys favorite afton as a teen and he knows it. and he uses it. Henry fuckin loved that kid he had the man wrapped around his finger. William also notices it and he gets mad at henry over it.

in relation to that, henry was really gentle with michael which was. not helpful im sorry 😭

mike sleeps pretty casually. hes not a light sleeper but not a deep sleeper. unless hes tired. if he hasnt been getting enough sleep youll know because he sleeps like a ROCK.

he fucking loves italian food. for no reason. he just does

he unironically eats beans on toast. He tried it as a joke and then just. never stopped.

he still has his foxy mask it just doesnt fit him. he tries it on again and it hurts his head

cannot afford to go out to eat often and GOD does he complain about it. he is SO FUCKING LOUD when he complains about it. he wants his takeout man

Loves animals but they hate him. A crow tried to take a bite out of him post scoop once nad he had to fight for his life. bro saw his family for a moment there

he is so polite most of the time but if you talk to him after his shift he'll fuck you up. rudest bitch on the block and he was an asshole teen so he knows how to run his mouth

he plays solitaire.

does not know about the context but whenever hes depressed he says "tomorrow is another day" because time moves on anyways!!!! also idk i think its neat

he ate shit in the middle of his shift once and bashed his face on one of the counters and his coworker found the blood the next day and managed to start a rumor that someone died there until michael came in to work with his face bandaged up.

these are so rambly but funny so im gonna keep going

skateboards <3 totally tried to show off and ate shit until william told him if he went to the hospital again he'd take the skateboard. he still ate shit. just hid it better.

taught evan to do a lot. If he didnt feel like bullying him (for an array of reasons, but the biggest is just. boredom. or loneliness. or a mix) he'd teach him something just because he could. skipping rocks, flying a kite. michael doesnt remember it very well but evan does

cassidy kicked him in the knee so hard he was limping for an hour and so he found the golden freddy suit and kicked it too at one point. she didnt feel it tho. and jumpscared him out of spite.

he loves dogs and once brought evan to see one because his friends were busy and he hates being alone and the dog bit the shit out of evan. foreshadowing.

oh yeah i totally think he gets lonely btw. do not leave that guy alone he will get very sad and pathetic!!!

im capping myself here because jesus christ.

#me: ive been losing interest in michael #also me: SO ABOUT MICHAEL.#tzu rambles #tzu asks #headcanons

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spadecentral · 1 year

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📂 Mondstadt Phone Headcanons [GI]

>> requested: no >> a/n: this is all bullshit and i mischaracterized mika completely

>> masterlist: mondstadt >> summary: a bunch of hcs on how i think mond characters would use a phone >> reader prns: n/a >> warning(s): none(?)

ALBEDO - He takes it apart - For research :| - He lets Klee play on his phone - Has the worst responding schedule EVER - You're either getting a really fast reply - Or you will be waiting for like a week - Black phone case to stand out from the snow

AMBER - She has a phone charm! - Klee helped her pick out the beads for it - Has a bunny charm on the end - She has an otter box case on it because she drops it a lot

BARBARA - Super simple - Has a photo of Jean and her as her background - Her lock screen is pastel blue with fluffy clouds - She uses kaomojis when texting - All lowercase except when typing names - Social media influencer

BENNETT - He's gone through 3 phones in the past two years - His current phone has a bajillion little cracks - His camera quality is either ass or it doesn't work at all - Uses ":D" "D:" "^^"

DILUC - Only saves Kaeya and Jean's numbers - Probably blocked Venti - Perfect grammar and punctuation - Always capitalizes - Prefers calling - Has a clear case with a polaroid in the back of it - Does let Diona use his phone when necessary - On Do Not Disturb always

EULA - Texts like Diluc - Has a photo of her and Amber as a background - Phone is on vibrate and Do Not Disturb - Amber is the only one who isn't on DND - Likes looking at dancing videos

FISCHL - Purple case with a black bird on it to represent Oz - Their homescreen is them, Bennett, and Razor - Likes using filters - Probably reads fanfiction

JEAN - Uses the alarms religiously - Every morning she checks for any texts from Grand Master Varka - Occasionally checks on Barbara's posts - Won't use capitalization but does use punctuation

KAEYA - Likes to text Diluc and then leave him on read - Uses "😂" and "😏" - Has a privacy screen protector - He likes giving people stupid contact names [ice witch (Rosaria)] - Gives people Dilucs number sometimes when they want his instead - "I ain't readin' allat 💯💯" typa guy

LISA - When she's bored she looks at online libraries to see what books she doesn't have - Sends book quotes to people - Has color-by-number - Sometimes writes the fanfiction that Fischl reads (neither of them know)

MIKA - Says things like "oh me oh my 😯😖" - Texts Bennett a lot when neither of them are busy - In a gc with Bennett, Razor, and Fischl - Sends them photos of where he is - Types in paragraphs

MONA - Has a flip phone - When asked about it she says that regular phones mess with her work - She's really just too broke - Fischl made her a phone charm

NOELLE - Appreciates the quotes Lisa sends - Uses the calendar a lot - Uses apple airdrop sometimes - Makes a lot of playlists for different purposes

RAZOR - His phone has bite marks - Uses those wolf images unironically - His wallpaper says "you don't know my pack's strength..." - Horrible grammar horrible spelling horrible punctuation - "arr u gjonh 2 sit3y brnnett"

ROSARIA - Has a font keyboard - She fakes being insulted - "How dare you </3 Im so offended :(((( Im going to be outside your door in five minutes to offer your left foot to Barbatos" - She is, infact, at your door in five minutes - She just wants some wine though

SUCROSE - She likes reading Reddit stories sometimes - Shares her experiments on social media - She's gotten the "Are you okay" Instagram pop-up a couple of times - Uses "😓" "😕" and "😙"

VENTI - Rickrolls literally everyone - Uses audio messages a lot - The audio message cuts off randomly sometimes - Loves prank-calling people (namely Zhongli)

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the-witness-sys · 6 months

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alter intro: michael

[pt: alter intro: michael]

linky winky

hello!!! i wanted to make an intro post but idk what to say B) cutely copies alex's formatting

purple is MY color i can't believe he stole it smh /lh

about me!

[pt: about me!]

name: michael

nickname(s): mike

pronouns: he/him

gender: trans male

sexuality: dudes r cool (gay gay homosexual gay)

age: 20.....? idk i thought my age was constant but i'm feelin kinda 18 or something rn o_O anyways

role(s): official silly guy (also co-host, i guess)

more stuff below . you should check it out B)

cool lil facteronies

[pt: cool lil facteronies]

- i kiss men. on the lips

- i'm a michael afton fictive B) (one of three in our system, actually)

- i don't remember shit from source! i'm still very attached to it though

- i love looking at fanart of myself <3 feeds my ego /hj

- out of the hosts (me, alex, rain), my memory is the worst (i think it's an adhd thing though)

- despite this, i am also a memory-holder. seems like a design flaw to me

- the others are trying to force me to make my own blog so i stop filling our dashboard with fnaf content. smh

- i like working with my hands B) i've recently taken up wood carving but i think the wood i got is too hard :(

- i dunno man talking about myself is so hard

- oh yeah i unironically play league of legends. the others make fun of me for it :((

w-woah! links!

(pt: w-woah! links!)

i don't know how to descibe the voice i read this in, but know that it's meant to be read in A Voice

- pinterest (i really like hospitalcore so maybe don't look if you have medical trauma. also there might be syringes/needles in there i don't remember)

- pronouns.cc (not a whole lot to look at. i only use he/him lmao)

- maybe i will have my own tumblr eventually but i am oh so eepy rn

pictures.

(pt: pictures.)

im too tired to think of something funny rn

i was gonna add some more picrews to match alex's intro but i actually don't really have any. i don't spend all my time being emo and making picrews of myself like some people /t. instead, here are some edits B)

these images make me scream /pos

edits by @mizukolai (thanks again!!!!!)

original art by madowotti on twitter

anyways i am going bed. thank you for reading and feel free to say hi whenever B)

#alter intro #about the system #michael.txt #michael.exe #did #did community #did osdd #did system #osdd #osddid #alter #headmate intro #fictive #fnaf fictive

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horriddler · 1 year

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playlists for my redacted babes (repost)

i actually just got into the fandom a month ago and kinda just binged listened erik's vids buuut! this is how i depict guy, david, sam, caelum and milo in music because i can and wanted to (there will be more in the future)

pizza guy

i headcanon him as a band/theater kid shrugs so i may or may not have added some...musicals in the playlist

but i mean come on, look at me in the eye and tell me he really loves to sing the lyrics to "sexy" by mean girls. look at that little menace and then to me.

his favourite song is sincerely me btw

dabey wabey, our little fiance,

i know he loves crazy by gnarls barkley ONGG

probably listens to it in the car while waiting for angel to finish their shift.

he’s the type to tap on the beat on his steering wheel aswell because he’s mysterious like that

our little derek hale's twin here definitely DEFINITELY likes those jazz kinda stuff like this is the lost generation by the lost generation) to make him look more like a mysterious man.

(will add more songs like that soon!)

sam cowboy collins

unironically added some country music (the catchy songs)

and ALSO HE DEFINITELY LIKES RHCP. TELL ME IM WRONG | DARE YOU.

but i do think some songs doesn't really fit him, but at the same time i do think it does.

he's kinda like those 50-60's rock and roll type of guy too or he just turns on the radio and listen to whatever (similar to david)

milo (the drink)

okay in all honesty, i don't know if i'm right with the song choices here and i'm quite sad about it…

but i do think his music taste is a little similar to asher's, just a bit.

he sounds like the punk/2000's rap loving kinda guy but his whole vibe really gives off deftones.

oh yeah his favourite song is cupid's chokehold. it's fucking canon in my head.

caelum my sweetest babyboy

he's my kin so he gets all the mitski songs teehee, so imagine this playlist is him having the best time of my life!!!!

he definitely would love mitski and just anything that reminds him of the sweet times he and david had together, i don't make the rules.

the whole playlist is kinda depressing to be honest

but i'll try to add some more happy happy songs for when he feels excited when he notices he had untied some knots!

ivan (sadism’s hold)

oh no.

had an awfully little time to make this one. i really just tried to pick up the sadism's hold vibe, kinda creepy aura of music!

and some songs that make me want to scream (drunk walk home)

i'm actually kind of proud of this one tbh, i had the right (in my opinion) songs for ivan but yes! :)

everytime i talk about my playlist of him, i keep thinking of the song caravan because i feel like both the movie whiplash and sadism's hold are similar to me. the psychological stress and manipulation are so fascinating. the ending to whiplash and how ivan manipulates the listener comes out so natural and realistic, it can't be seen unless you really open your eyes and see the dark side on things. it makes you forget what had happened and the process throughout it that made andrew and the listener become like how ivan/fletcher wanted them to be. and the way it makes you give in and think it's completely okay and comforting and safe because it was what you have loved and/or what you have been needing. the whole thing with the psychology behind it makes it so eerie but interesting.

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but please do check out my spotify profile for some more playlists and maybe you can be updated when i add another character playlist

so that's it so far :)! i'm still new to the redactedverse so i'm sorry if i'm not feeling it like how yall are feeling it ykyk, i was newly obsessed so i was itching. ITCHING. to make a playlist so yeah!! hope you enjoy! but please do be aware that this is my kind of music taste and i pick songs that i really like so it's okay if it doesn't suit your taste

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b1adie · 2 days

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unironically i started playing honkai seventeen days ago just for aventurine and I think I'm physically ill for this man. like gahhhh hes so silly. i have nearly 80 pulls thjat ive spent literally all my time grinding for, and I'm at 60 pity and I will literally kill someone if I lose the 50/50 .90% of gamblers quit before they hit jackpot and similarly 90% of Honkai Star Rail players quit before they win their 50/50. 90% of Honkai Star Rail players quit before they get E6 Aventurine. I need him so bad. Like I wouldn't be mad if I lost the 50/50 to like, Clara or something because I already have her from standard banner and I love her a lot, but if it were to literally anyone else I'd just start mauling people yk. I don't even know what that one kid's name is but he has blonde hair and swords and he's from the Xianzhou Luofu (not that far in the plotline, havent met him yet) but if I lose my 50/50 to that kid I might just die.

Listen I'm not his number one fan, I wouldn't daer to insinuate that I even am, I don't even want to like, fight people for that title. I just really like him and I wanted to thank you for all the Aventurine content that you've been churning out. I'm not sending this on main because I don't want to be clowned on but yeah this is. Really Unhinged. Sorry.

Also I like Dr. Ratio more honestly. I like them both equally but Aventurine isn't out yet so the only thing I'm staring at is Ratio. I have to run around as Clara (not a bad thing, I really like her!! She activates my parental instincts) because if I play as Ratio I will just stop doing whatever I'm doing and stare at him. It's been ruining my productivity.

listen to me. that blonde luofu kid has made me lose 4 times. if i see his ass a 5th time later today i’m going to start tearing the doors off people’s houses.

i didnt even realize how much aventurine stuff i was making until another ask mentioned it and i checked his tag and like half of the top posts were ALL MINE 😭 sneaky little blonde son of a bitch snuck up and took over my brain while i wasn’t paying attention. i have literally been having dreams about him. just 7 more hours now

i was actually messing with my ratio build earlier. he does ok i guess but he could be better… but i do have to admit i saw his design revealed like a year ago on reddit and i was like Oh my god?? like alright. slay i guess. and now i tell anyone who will listen that he’s a worm. what a weird guy… though i am a fan of his rubber ducky collection.

clara is who i got on the starter banner too ^_^ i wanna work on building her some more but im trying to build. every single character ever so its taking me a while to get back to her T_T

#asks

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milkinmoose · 1 year

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Your comments being turned off really shows how much of a snowflake you are to criticsm. 😊

Having your entire blog based on M/rston really shows the kind of person you are, I sure hope you don’t have siblings lol. I’m tired of seeing you freaks on Tumblr, on Pinterest, every. Fucking. Were,. And then you all acting fucking oppressed when you’re confronted???

I blockes you, I still see your art. I came for fucking Charthur and your freaky asses show up on my feed. For a while I thought you all stopped but no???? More show up. More. Not only do I have to deal with the fucking M*rballs and V*ndermusty shippers crawling out of the walls, but I come back and see M*rton shippers back at it. Fucking kys tf????

one, my comments aren't off honey bunches get your fucking facts right before talking to me 😊 also get educated with your yee yee ass typing and spelling. like fr you type like you're at gunpoint and shaking like a little woosey crybaby shitting your silly little clown pants

anyways, getting cereal.

I've seen your sorry lazy fat fucking ass copying and pasting towards other Morston creators, how unoriginal. i bet your response to that though would be "oH i HaVE nO tImE tO BE OrIGInAl wITh yOU" like every other person who supports Charthur 😋 most of you lot are snobby, defensive and extremely fucking racist whether you like it or not. get. your. facts. right. some of you complain about people drawing him skinny and fit? ffs he's canonically fit.

most people also draw him taller than Arthur? and larger? he's not. check his height comparison to Arthur. in game, they're around the same height, and the discussion is still on for his EXACT height, but i think he's between 5/11 to 6/1. all of you who make him a fucking mammoth are the racists stereotyping him for this massive black Indian man. disrespectfully, fuck you for massacring that beautiful man. 😊

idk what else to say anyways im losing brain joos soooo ima start getting silly teheheh

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS MRBALLS???? IM CRYING WHATTTT IS THAT THE NAME OF YOUR TRANSGENDER TESTICLES???? IMAGINE LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR DICK AND GOING "goodmorning MrBalls 😊" UNIRONICALLY

IM ON THE FLOOR BRO FUCKING WHEEZING LIKE GODDAMN PEPPA PIG RN YOU DUMBASS CHARTHUR SHIPPERS ARE SO FUNNY WHEN YOURE OFFENDED OR SEE SUMN YOU DONT LIKE 😭😭😭

I LOVE HOW YOU ALSO SENT THIS TO MULTIPLE MORSTON SHIPPERS???? LIKE TF POSSESSED YOU AND MADE MADE YOU TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO BLABBER SHIT WE DONT CARE ABOUT TO US

also crawling through walls is my favourite pass time, and it's where i have all my adventures with Barry, the paraplegic rat, and Sally, the overweight snail

FYI, for you snowflakes, the last half was just shit post. please don't take it personally and cry

thank you for reading whoever actually did read this far without shitting yourself from being offended. whoever is actually a chill Charthur shipper though, this is not directed at you. it's directed at the assholes who make Arthur hyperfeminine or Charles transgender 😊

have a good day to the nice people in the world i love you all <3

#john marston #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #red dead redemption two #funny shit #shit post #theyre idiots your honor #theyre fucked #funny to laugh at #charles smith #RACISM YOUR HONOUR

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dont-eat-lint-rollers · 3 months

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my buddy convinced me to make an animal jam play wild account since it actually still gets proper updates and so far my feelings have been. mixed. overall i havent done nearly as much as anyone else bc my account has existed for maybeee 2 or 3 hours? so this is just my first impressions. im also kinda biased bc ive been playing animal jam classic for years and years and YEARS. back when 9 + 10 = 21 was still unironically funny and every cool kid in class read warriors. might update this post with extra thoughts as i go along! all opinions below the cut bc this is an absurdly long post

ive only played a few levels of overflow (and it might be because i played on expert because i Definitely have no overbearing hubris casting a shadow upon my better judgement) but the gem payout being higher than AJC for each level you complete is a very welcome change (2 gems times X number, seemingly determined by how long your path is, vs AJPWs i think it was like 5 gems times X number determined by how long your path is? either that or like 10. idk i blew a whole half hour on overflow alone and it was almost 6 AM by the time i finished so my brains kinda muddled)

also, membership has become far less of an overbearing nightmare monster for AJPW in comparison to AJC! thats a good thing! personally i think that membership just Shouldn't but thats because i think any monetarily-accessed subscription anythings just Shouldn't especially in this day and age. i got to go to the clothing store and buy things i liked and i didnt just have to longingly stare at the paywalled options like a maiden gazing out to sea and it felt great

dont like how theres so many fewer options for shopping for Like Everything but its a far more ambitious game than AJC what with everything being 3d modeled, and its got a younger target demo and theyre usually happy with whatever looks cool, so it checks out. haha. funny pun that was intended definitely. whats there is also pretty great and the den item options you get started off with are both way more cool and way more More than classic in its hayday. idk about the ajc starting den items now though i dug my old account from the ashes of who i once was when i decided to pick classic up again. i dont actually remember if you start with any den items in ajc now that i think about it i might be misremembering. that still means play wild has that point against classic though. shame theres no water animals but they could maybe possibly be added in an update pretty please wildworks if by some miracle youre reading this i am begging and pleadi

really my main issue so far is with how many things cost real-world money. theres next to nothing that requires a membership to even be bought aside from one members-only map location my buddy warned me about beforehand -- which, as a reluctant f2p since literally like 5th grade, ive been playing this game for Far too long, i do genuinely appreciate -- but boy oh boy you can sure tell this was mainly developed as a mobile game. there is so much pay-real-money-for-trinkets stuff and you just Cannot disable that menu. at least let me get rid of the little button that tells me i can spend the hard-earned bucks on moms credit card to get 1/4th the amount of animals of AJC man thats all i ask of this part

also this is largely unrelated but can i just say i DESPISE how many things are like "hi heres a welcome bonus :) oh but you need to pay like 3 bucks for it. yeah its usually 5 but for a Special New Player Like You? its a steal!" like thats not a welcome bonus thats an entry fee. i know thats like a paltry amount of money compared to most things Just Ever but its also coming from a guy whos family usually has zero money to spare

#champ talks #animal jam #animal jam classic #animal jam play wild #wildworks #aj classic #ajc #aj play wild #ajpw #im the worlds number 1 overflow fan btw can you tell

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giftedfangs · 1 year

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in all seriousness I really didn't care much about the whole "oh he was actually just lying to you and tricking you to get into the family" thing, i did like the episode. At least a lot more than the previous one which felt more like a jumbled mess

I wish we got more character for millie outside of "save my husband, this man is mine" im at the very least happy they're giving her more in this episode than any other. Though it was still very much a moxxie-centered episode I'm just, not rlly expecting them to do much of anything with millie now outside "mah husband" but nice to see a character that does connect with millie and moxxie though there's a lot of--- weird things that would imply

like the fact we never actually know what the dude did to millie to make her so angry. millie's involvement in anything is pushed to the side. The fact that moxxie made a big deal of impressing millie's parents and in their entire marriage moxxie hadn't mentioned his family, once. At all. I dunno it just felt a bit weird at first but again im not going to expect much from the series rn when it comes to millie, at all and will probably care more about how people write her in the rpc than anything ehjkwfkwje

or the fact that this powerful mafioso apparently can't-- do background checks on people??? because if he has eviction notices, he could easily have just idk rung up his history SINCE ITS NOT LIKE COPS DONT EXIST? PRISON EXISTS. RECORDS AND CRIMINICAL HISTORY. I ASSUME SINCE IT'S HELL RENTERS HISTORY WOULD EXIST HE COULD PAY OFF TO GET MORE INFO ON.

idk, it felt more shoehorned in as a last fuck you i think it didn't really need? if anything it would feel more impactful they stood up because he had money and stuff his father wanted but that's my own personal thing

still i liked the animation, i enjoyed the storytelling and moxxie's past and how it took the time to actually *set* the mood and tone for it. I can really appreciate giving that the weight it really needed and a satisfying payout of millie killing a bunch of people

though i did cringe at the "we're doing a shrek" line hfdjewk guys why, im sorry but i just physically cringed. but it made upfor that with the song being an absolute banger, i'd unironically listen to that just on its own

#Out for a Bite // OOC #Screams from the Abyss // MT #HH spoilers

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kirazdaha · 1 year

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HAHAHAHA Every Turk Family has one of those names and unironically mine does too 🫡 Tell your mother thank you she is a very lovely lady

I know all of the artists you listed below because my dad blasts them on the radio everytime we go out... I call it old people music but hey I never said it was bad, they're awesome and I might have memorised some of the artist's songs from how much I listen to them... Barış Manço is a classic without a doubt! Fun fact my parents were able to go to his concert and got a signed picture with him I will always envy how lucky they were 😭 I love how women in the industry made the most iconic songs I hear them often in weddings too! Or clubs, even though I only went to one once I'm not very fond of them...

My questions were do you have any tips or inspiration with how you draw! I love your art and artstyle and it's honestly what I've been trying to achieve for a while, I can't believe I'm learning how to draw men because of a silly lawyer show it's a disease...

(We are just having a conversation at this point) (I feel like those people who speak out loud in public) (I hope you and anyone who's reading this is having a good day :) be kind to yourself and others everyone)

OH MY GOD i envy them too😭😭 also omg that sounds like heaven to me. the other day i went out partying and i felt sooo out of place because i only knew like 3 songs. omg it was so so bad.

hmmm tips and inspiration…. my number 1 tip would definitely be to look at a lot of other artists you like and analyze what exactly you like. and then try to emulate that in your own work. i try to look for inspiration everywhere - artists online, traditional artists, old masters, 3d artists, even theatre and poetry, etc. - doesnt mean that i am equally inspired by them all (because all these things at once sound so scary and big but they really arent!) but rather, i try to be open for anything and that helps me find inspiration :)

ill try to explain my thoughts more under the cut because this got long:

for me for example, so far i only posted some art i made that was lined (which, i would say makes up maybe half of the art i draw - i mostly sketch and recently have been building up the courage to paint more) and one of my inspirations is meltow. i think if you go over and check out their art youll definitely see it lol. but also i love the clean look some comics have and my friends tell me my art looks like it belongs in a comic which, i guess yeah :) when it comes to colors and composition i LOVE this artists works. i still have a lot to learn and just looking at their works inspires me so much!!!

i will say i have ALWAYS struggled with lineart. its probably the worst thing in the world to me because it never feels right!!! i like lining on paper with harsh inks and stiff ink nibs that allow for like. very little variety in line weight, but i havent done that in over 3 years (i hope i can get back to that). but yes, something about lineart makes me feel so icky when i use any brush that reacts to the pressure you put on your tablet LOL i just hate it. ugh. i havent been able to work it out.

it was only in 2020 i think that i decided to try it out with a thick brush with some texture and no pen pressure. that probably was the first time i got actual lineart that (at the time) i liked done. and then later on, discovering that other artists are able to achieve beautiful drawings with similar brushes AND that lining with a very simple brush can feel so satisfying helped me evolve a lot! until 2022, i actually wasnt able to give my art the kind of finished look that i wanted. so what people consider my style is really just born out of my limits and working with them. that obviously doesnt mean that i dont try to challenge myself as much as i can. i do and i think everyone should! thats what makes art so fun

if theres any good advice i can give to a beginner itd probaaaaably be. okay this is difficult and i feel like im not really qualified for this. as a hobbyist much less so because a lot of the knowledge and skills i acquired was through an intuitive process (i could never stick with habits such as regular studies or warmups or whatever is meant to be good for you) which definitely isnt the most “productive” way but i mean it doesnt have to be. its just a hobby! you dont have to perfect art. but yes, i would definitely say dont stop drawing. youll always be your harshest critic and at the beginning, and especially if you begin at an older age because youve been training your eye your whole life but your drawing skills for only a relatively short time you will notice a lot of mistakes. and youll think you wont achieve the image you have in your head. and maybe you wont (because youll always strive for more and youll never really be satisfied as an artist bla bla) for a while. but you have to keep drawing! try out different strategies, find out how other artists draw, watch speedpaints, try out different papers and pencils, try everything that makes it more fun and keep going! it will all pay off!!

in my eyes theres also no point in saying “i should wait till im better to draw this idea i have” because if inspiration strikes you you should use that. even though i still sometimes catch myself thinking like that. you can always redraw things later on!! if theres anything that will keep you drawing you should use that! like getting into shows and games that make me want to draw helps a ton LOL people are not joking when they say getting obsessed with one character is the quickest way to improve. i 100% agree!!! if you saw my first nachos you wouldnt even recognize him. not kidding wow this got long. thank you for the questions though!! i hope some of my rambling can help you. feel free to talk to me whenever!

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cloud-spotted · 1 month

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NEW AND IMPROVED ship opinions

now that hazbin is out and ive had a while to digest, here r my NEW ship opinions (now with explanations!)

OTP: chaggie. they literally r both powerful and love eachother a lot,, they r a power couple. the contrast between charlie's whimsy and vaggie's jadedness is awesome too.

main ships: lucifer x alastor, and i love all the canon ships except lucililith

FRIENDships: alastor + tom trench (they r both fruity, they both say the news, they both probably drink liquor and black coffee unironically, what more do you want me to say? they have so much in common /silly), niffty + sir pentious (they r insane together. niffty would help clean while sir pentious focuses so hard on work that he becomes a shut-in. relatable king. and yet sir pent seems like the type to appreciate niffty's odd creativeness. he seems like the type who would help her organise and create machines to help her with her tasks and also make sure she doesnt work too much because he doesnt want her to be like him. checks and balances yknow)

partners in crime: alastor + vox (i dont need to elaborate if youve seen the show), rosie + alastor (canon), charlie + alastor (powerful 1 and powerful 2 wreck shit after alastor convinces her shes too optimistic.. like perfect corruption arc complete with chaggie angst where vaggie joins the dark side too and OH man lucifer realises that maybe he shouldve encouraged charlies optimism more. what potential. i love thinking about it. it would be awesome.)… everyone + alastor… carmilla + vaggie (watch their musical number again. thats my only defence)

crack ships: vox x katie killjoy (ITS SO SILLY), alastor x sir pentious (LIKE VOX X ALASTOR EXCEPT WAYYY SILLIER)

ships i support idly: angel x alastor, husk x alastor, niffty x baxter (no opinions. i have no qualms with the ships. theyre cute /shrug)

hell no: lucifer x lilith (i dONT CARE THAT ITS CANON RAHH), angel x women, katie killjoy x tom trench (katie would NOT treat him right. tom deserves better smh!! theyd be a toxic couple who both have problems n feed off eachothers negative energy. itd be gross bro im so serious. itd be GNARLY)

stay single: valentino (unless u AU him to be Not a rapist)

fics that make alastor alloromantic are things i enjoy consuming but when they pull out the "you were the one! he found the one, guys!" im like :upside_down face: so i hope its known that while theres more than one ship of alastor x someone in here, i still accept that hes canonically ace B) the ships with angel x women i just cant stand though cus every single time the person aking the fic has some homophobic ass excuse. why cant they just say "this is an AU where hes bi" or something!! anyways thats my cold take. just call it an AU. thats what a lot of the ones making alastor alloromantic do. if u know of any angel x women fics where its specified that him being bi is an alteration theyve made to his character, then lmk

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel ships #hazbin hotel opinion #weewooweewoo im gonna yell my opinion at youuu

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stuck1nthelimbo · 3 months

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im so normal about them — 📌 post | masterlist | ko-fi

5 》NTR - Drunk/Tipsy Sex - Fuck Machine ― Battering Past [OG Ryomen Sukuna x f!reader]

When a girl's tired and only has food on her mind, what should she do when in front of the opened door is her not-so-innocent ex? Well, let him in, he's a giant D.

TAGS!!! 2.1k, tipsy sex, teasing, rough, slight choking, idk how do people tag this shit

you cannot tell me sukuna wouldn't be that one ex you cant even talk about with friends, cuz you'd say "oh he's a massive dick but ALSO has a massive dick" /// the artwork is THE SUKUNA i had in mind, that's how he looks like in my head, without missing eye. oh he big and he bad (the art is to die for, man) id tag the artist but I'm shy its not up to their liking

also happy very belated new years, mfs

The incoherent jabbering of an anchorman cloaks me with heavy mantle: I loll my head and gently rock back and forth in an armchair. The pizza I’ve ordered should arrive any minute now, so I’m keeping myself as alert as possible, attention diverted from the 9 o’clock news to the front door. It’s been a tiring afternoon, and my mouth waters at the thought of the beer in the fridge.

The heavy, loud bang snaps me out of the weighty stupor, and I spring to my feet, stumbling to the door. Swinging it wide open, the performative smile dries up as, instead of the delivery person, I’m greeted with a large figure looming between the door frame wearing nothing but a sleeveless white “wife beater” and black gym shorts. I huff a sigh of revulsion: one man on this godforsaken floating green rock wears the aforementioned clothes outdoors, unironically.

“What the hell you want, Sukuna?”

“Well, good to see you too, sweetheart,” the bulky man strides without an invitation. I’m perplexed, chewing on lower lip, my eyebrows knotting in disgust and confusion. He slumps into an armchair, reaching for the remote, before jumping back up. My pizza has been delivered: I nod at the person standing outside, collecting my order. The lanky delivery guy politely smiles and I close the door, only meeting wide eyes, grinding teeth and a defensive stance after I turn around, “who was that?”

“Oh, dear God,” I can’t even muster a joke, he’s this insufferable. I place the pizza on the coffee table in front of the TV and head to the kitchen to retrieve the chilled beer. Out of courtesy, I bring several cans to share with the man stretched out on the sofa, “you need anything, mister?”

“Come on, can’t I check in on my girl?” His throaty laugh makes me scrunch my nose.

“Ex-girl, ex,” emphasizing the prefix, I flick the latch on top of a can and take the sip. Glancing at him from the corners of my eyes, noticing he’s already staring daggers at me, I turn my head, maintaining eye contact. He lazily averts the gaze, clicking his tongue and chugging the beer. Adam’s apple bobs in his throat, long calloused fingers dent the can, crumpling it between them like a piece of thin paper. “The last time you came, I had to call the police and the fire department,” I state, while he reaches for the slice of pizza and stuffs it entirely in his mouth. My lips press together, forming a thin line in frustration, and I guzzle the beer in a single gulp, whilst my hand reaches for the second can.

In the meantime, his posture straightens, he thwacks the crumbs off his lap, and shuffles closer to me. Large, veiny arms surround me in an attempt to pull me toward his chest. The beer gradually takes over me, spreading throughout my body, and knotting around each muscle and joint; The heat pools between my legs.

“Sukuna, you want something?” The straightforward question startles him: he lets up, flopping back, defeated, shoulders droop against the backrest of the sofa.

“Do you want an honest answer or …?” He mutters and I chuff; His lips pucker and eyes roll, “I want pussy.”

“Wow,” why did I expect anything from him? It’s a surprise he didn’t bend me over the railing outside my door. Shaking my head in disbelief, the cracked open third beer sizzles.

“At least I’m bein’ fuckin’ honest,” he grabs another beer can off the table alongside the slice of pizza.

“The fuck that means?” I blink.

“Womanizer ex, who cheated on you left and right?” ah, the stroll down memory lane, “cultist boyfriend, who almost got you killed?” Still remember the chanting and candles, gives me the creeps every time, “broke-ass man, who dipped when you loaned him money?” Just finished with the payments in the bank, “and technically –”

“Ok, enough!” I interrupt, “you can’t say shit!” I growl at him, and he snickers; I must resemble a chihuahua: tiny, trembling like a leaf and full of seething rage, barking up at a predator triple my size. He coughs, with laughter in between each gasp. That small percentage of alcohol must be dampening my anger, because I don’t feel like fighting him further.

“Why not, kitty?” Sukuna picks up the cues, eyes darken, he prowls toward me; his voice drops, cooing in deep raspy vocals. The shoulders flex when he sits upright, slowly towering over me, “am I getting on your nerves, sweetie?”

I sway side to side, eyes squinting, adjusting my glazed vision on him, while one of his palms finds way to my throat, the other clasps around my hand and brings it to his thigh. The rock hard erection struggles against the flimsy boxers, twitching under my fingers. I might choose toxic men to date, but one thing is guaranteed: they are toxic in bed as well. Energetic and toxic. Yes, Sukuna fights with everyone, recently charged with battery, however he fucks like an animal in heat. He has never laid a finger on me, was solely a jealous boyfriend, so I can blind myself for one evening.

“You’re so annoying,” unable to control the volume of my voice, I whisper and tug on his shirt, pulling him, while he simultaneously forces me on his lap; Both of the bulky arms embrace my waist, grinding the bulge on my clothed pussy. I whimper and the last fiber of coherence evaporates.

“I’m annoying and you’re a slut,” he coos, stifling a laughter. Nudging me from behind, his lips feast on my neck as I tilt toward him. My fingers slither in the hair and push his head deeper, teeth grazing the delicate skin on my throat. He roams and laps all around my neck, before I hear a winded breathing, “take it off,” he pants below my ear.

I crawl off his lap, lazily sliding the undies down my legs; He thrashes, yanking his boxers frantically, nearly unraveling at the seams, before tossing them away; Sukuna stretches his arms out, impatiently motioning me to sit back down. His enormous and girthy cock now stands tall and proud: trimmed thin line of hair, a happy trail fades around the thick base, faint blue veins run along the entire length, the bulbous tip leaks clear pre-cum.

“Happy to see me?” I ridicule him taking a seat on his lap, now beginning to brush bare pussy on the underside of his cock. He grunts, eyes glue to the area our bodies converge. His hands clutch on my sides, above the hips, guiding them; I’m purposely sloppy, propping up with hands stapled on his knees and tracking Sukuna’s expressions: shifting from worried frown to desperate stare, silently begging me. I disregard his pleas, until his hand scurries alongside the delicate skin just to grab me by the throat, pulling closer and staring into my eyes.

“Don’t play with me, slut,” his voice, deeper than before, hypnotizes. I raise myself without breaking the eye contact he’s forcing me to maintain and lower my pussy on his cock. The moment I painfully stretch to accommodate his huge girth, my eyes involuntarily unfocus, rolling back into the skull.

“Fuck,” mouth hangs agape as the same word spills through my lips repeatedly, my palms relocate from his knees to the exerting and flexed shoulders, nails prickling into the skin. The hands remaining on my waist push me down until his entire length’s inside, my clit brushing against his groin. The palm around my neck gets tighter, thumb and middle fingers pressing on the sides of my throat, cutting the blood circulation.

“You’re not lettin’ me go,” the breathy laughter steams over my face; jolting his thighs, the tip of rock-hard cock scrapes the deepest crevices of my cunt, and my legs jerk from the swirl of pain and pleasure, “did you miss me that much?” he’s quiet, spelling each word followed by brash thrusts, while synchronously pushing me down.

“Sukuna,” I muster the leftover strength in me to string two words, “it hurts,” the erratic rolls of hips imply otherwise. Each time he drags himself in and out, I feel the veins throb inside. Feels as if the brain’s about to melt and pour out of my ears.

“Aha, mhm,” he nods, mocking me with a scornful grin. Sukuna releases my throat, and both palms grasp my thighs, “touch yourself,” tone demanding, my hand glides on his muscular chest, toned stomach, and nudges on my swollen clit. I circle the sensitive bud, the warm pleasure pools beneath my navel. A helpless, dazed smile plasters across my face. Sukuna’s proud and sly chuckle echoes and blends with the background noises, “do you like it?” he’s a menace and I promptly nod.

His hands dig into my flesh, momentarily halting all motion, before stilling me midair, just to jackhammer from below. I let out a loud cry, my fingernails clawing at his now sweaty and damp shoulders, legs lose their footing: I’m completely at his mercy as he fucks into me with brute strength and without relenting. His eyes haven’t left my contorting expressions, fully immersed in the pleasure of breaking me. My finger doesn’t lay off the swirling over the clit, and the wet sounds echo in our ears. His thighs smack against mine from underneath, burying his cock inside me with each thrust.

The pain-weaved pleasure churns my stomach, make me go cross-eyed. I squeeze the eyes shut, indulging myself while Sukuna ravages my nearly limping body; His fingers bruise my hips, grunts indicating slight exhaustion spit through his teeth. The alcohol must’ve wounded his capacity, he slows down and after a while, halts all movement, staring at me star struck.

I whine and Sukuna rolls his eyes at me, urging and pointing with his jaw at the place where we’re connected. I pout, re-positioning, slowly raising and lowering pussy on his cock. Despite incapability to match his animalistic speed, I pamper myself with the sensation of being stretched around him, the thickness molding my pussy to his liking. Rolling hips, eyes shut, focused on reaching an orgasm, I fail to notice his hand creeping up behind me, hitching a fistful of hair and yanking my head back. Eyes flutter open, staring up at the ceiling whilst the gummy pussy walls clamp around him. I wince when something sharp grazes my nipple.

The fleshy tongue and supple lips replace teeth, sucking onto the bud. My pussy spasms each time his tongue laps against it, fingers firmly balled up in my hair. Another palm caresses the side above my rolling hips, pulling me closer. He nibbles on the nipple again, gently rolling between front teeth while jerking his thighs. I mewl, my hands blindly scouring his sweaty, damp shoulders and securing on his nape, twirling short strands of hair.

My legs about to give up, bouncing on his large body isn’t easy, and the tempo of thrusts slow down, drawing whimpers and sobs out of me. Suddenly my chest feels empty and body - light, I briefly notice the background shift around me. My brain doesn’t register the change until I’m sandwitched between the cold wall behind and Sukuna’s muscular torso. My legs dangling over his elbows, spread apart and his cock nudging against my sopping pussy. The tip grazes on the clit, my cunt spasms around nothingness and digits clutch on his face.

“Please, please, fuck me,” I cannot sound more pathetic and desperate than this. And as soon as he pounds into me, the cock painfully stretching my walls around it, burying itself to the hilt. I drop my mouth in a silent gasp, eyes shut as my stomach twists and turns in pleasurable pain. He rolls hips vigorously, pulling and thrusting in a manner, that makes my entire body bounce from the pounding. His grunts and low moans draw my attention and as soon I lift my head, his lips crash onto mine, tongue lapping against my own. My half-lidded eyes stare unfocused, entirely giving in to be used as a fleshlight.

My cunt gushes all over him, sucking his cock in, while my hips tremble and my brain melts into an ecstatic full-bodied exhilarating orgasm. My skin tingles, blank head swims in the sea of endorphins, I hardly feel him pump me full of cum, fucking it inside with spasmodic tremble of his thighs. He groans and grunts and whimpers beside my ear, boosting my ego. The thrusts slow down, viscous fluid seeps out of my sore and used cunt, smearing on the buttocks until droplets fall to the floor.

He slumps backward into the sofa and I - lifelessly on top of him, his ragged breathing brushes over my neck, chest raising and dropping heavily; My limp body rests on him, and his gruff throaty laugh reverberates in the room.

“Damn, doll,” his nasal huffs twist my stomach. The arms circle my waist, pulling me into a selfish embrace; Sukuna’s head presses against the back of the sofa, listless eyes staring at the ceiling. I murmur some insult, hopefully he hasn’t heard it. As my arms regain some strength, I prop my body up, glaring at him.

“Ditto,” he doesn’t look at me or move, only softly shuts his eyes, crooked grin plastered on his lips.

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Session 49 - I Woke Up In My Roomate’s Body Aboard The Airship And Wraiths Are Attacking Us!?!

AKA: IWUIMRBATAAWAAU!?!

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> 🎵 Unfolding Secrets / Jon Björk

Picking up again, the party find themselves aboard the Pelican coming close to the end of their journey. The night before they all touch down in Krenic they settle themselves in peacefully to bed, and after a time they find themselves dozing… slumbering as the airship sails through the night.

Dwelling within their dreams they find themselves standing within a grassy foggy plain in the dead of night. They glance around and see no one else around until suddenly…

Han and Rokka see each other Plum and Finn see each other Keva and Psalm see each other Cimmorro and Vinny see each other

As the duos stare at one another they feel their vision go foggy, both of them move to catch one another as they see the other stagger, and suddenly they feel themselves lose their sight entirely. They feel as if parts of themselves meld into each other, a strange sensation pulling at their minds. Just as suddenly they awake again lying in bed in the dead of night.

As they glance around in the darkness they suddenly notice they dont recognise these hands or your body, Plum in fact awakens in a strange box they certainly didn't go to sleep in.

Han: han thinks weird dream! and goes to morning stretch ^_^ gotta get them muscles moving ! Rokka: rokka looking at his hands "where...where did my fur go...?" Han: still doing exercises "hm? what are you talking about? its right here-" han just stops mid sentence and stares Rokka: rokka looks at her and shrieks at the top of his lungs "YOU- ME- WH- I- WHO- AHHHHHHH" Han: han immediately grabs her (rokkas?) ears "OH GODS STOP SCREAMING THIS HURTS SO BAD" Rokka: he looks at her and then at himself and start touching his "missing" ears, tail, snout, head fur "I'M SORRY I- OH GOD I'M FURLESS DON'T LOOK!!!" he goes to grab a blanket that doesn't fully cover hans body Han: han tries grab the blanket back and pull it away from him "YOU ARENT FURLESS IDIOT WE'RE IN EACH OTHERS BODIES !!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOUR EARS SO SENSTIITIVEVEE" clutches her head and almost crying Rokka: he gawks at her "HOW?" finally noticing how much pain han is in he softens his voice "it's a lupin trait...we have heightened senses." he points Han: sniffles "thats SO messed up... is that how i sound to you all time? im so sorry.... on the bright side im impressed with your stretches" han flexes and is like fuck yeah

Psalm: he unironically thinks he's having the usual weird dream and goes back to sleep. Keva: meanwhile keva sits up immediately, brain slowly processing that she is not on the side of the room she's supposed to be, and turns to look at psalm but all she sees is herself. looks down at herself, hands patting down her torso, checks under the blankets to see hooves and a tail... oh my fucking gods. "psalm!" she doesn't bother to be quiet Psalm: The sound of someone yelling his name with his voice wakes him up more, but he doesn't question it much, just rolling over and going "Keva? Something amiss?" Wait a minute.. Keva: keva tries to get out of bed but finds herself unused to not having feet, and practically crumples to the floor to a loud thud, taking some of her blanket with her. "oh my gods, what the FUCK?" in a bit of a panic she asks "this... did we do this? is this isn't because of that book, is it?" Psalm: At the sound of Keva(?) falling Psalm sits up abruptly and wow, his line of sight is so low now. He gives her a once over, concerned, before saying, "Somehow I doubt a children's book that's basically just an aquatic picture show has the ability to do this." He frowns. It's always something. Not a single day without trouble. Keva: keva manages to stand up with some help with balance from the bed, but she wobbles and falls back on her butt onto the mattress "how the fuck do you... wait, ghester?" she calls out Ghester: you hear ghester speak up when prompted in both your heads "i believe something strange is going on..." Keva: "YEAH NO SHIT" Psalm: "Whose head are you in right now??"

Cimmorro: i think cimm is more or less same rn, thinking wow what the hell... too much wizard algebra i'm merging into vinny lol funny. rubs his eyes, sits up and sees his sleeping body across the cabin and jasper and he's like ? ?? ? ?? ? and practically just shrieks [rubbing his eyes aggressively] "what the fuck" Vinny: as you shriek vinny startles where he lies enough to nearly topple jasper as he shouts back in surprise, as he squints at you across the room he makes a wide eyed surprised expression, automatically feeling for his glasses that arent on his side of the room Cimmorro: cimm groans and continues to rub his eyes after that and vinny can see him blinking a lot as if to try and make sense of the fucked up vision "is the room full of smoke right now or... ARE WE ON FIRE??" Vinny: "o-on fire!?" you hear vinny stumble around as if something he's not aware of is happening in the room, he puts a hand to his throat as he speaks surprised as he glances around "no..? you're just...." he stares at you again dumbfounded Cimmorro: "i'm what? i can't fucking see!" he tries to get out of bed but standing all wobbly thanks to the absence of the weight of his tail Vinny: as you try and hobble out of bed hes snapped back into moving "oh uh-!" he squints in the dark and finds his glasses, handing them to you "this'll probably help?" Cimmorro: cimm lets vinny put it on him then he just blinks again x100 cimm yells again "WHAT? HELLO??? WHAT DID YOU DO"

Cimmorro sits for a moment to check if he can still use his divine magic, he soon feels a sensation like something gazing at him warmly for a moment before it disappears. He flexes his new hand and feels the divine magic coursing through his hand, though without his symbol itll be hard to cast anything.

Finn: finn has the creeping suspicion that something may have happened. he stares at the ceiling - or tries to, since his lack of dark vision doesnt exactly make that possible. hes already patted himself down. and yet, he thinks, if he just lies here it might just be a realistic nightmare rather than reality he will have to deal with. Plum: "what the fuck?" plum says out loud and starts rattling at the lid of the box Finn: "it opens normally" finn hisses, and if he werent so furious at the fact that plum is treating his coffin that way he'd be alarmed at the voice that leaves his mouth right now Plum: "what the fuck is 'normally'?" they quip, a bit too panicked to notice their own voice talking to them. they do however push open the lid and sit up, and are again surprised by being able to see their body on the bed in the dark Finn: "like that" finn scoffs as he hears the lid open and rolls his eyes Plum: "don't roll your eyes at me," plum says flatly, unamused. "what the fuck is this," they say, and then pinch their eyes, exasperated Finn: finn frowns at the fact that they were looking hard enough at him to see him rolling his eyes but lets it go with a sigh "quite frankly; i dont know and im not eager to find out" of course they couldnt have a normal journey. of course not "but i imagine we arent the only ones afflicted" Plum: plum is a bit surprised finn drops it. i guess the current matter at hand is more pressing. "this must be some retaliation for fucking around in figstup like that," plum mutters. "i'm gonna go find vinny" they shuffle to get out of the coffin, feeling very unfamiliar with their new height Finn: "ill accompany you... theres no point staying here now that youve come to as well" he hops out of bed and feels small despite not being able to see... he also wants plum to be careful with his body, but he doesnt say that, he feels around aimlessly as he stumbles forward

Members of each room hear outside their doors, the sounds of a commotion in the hall. With her new ears Han finds as she pays attention she notices some distant shouts from across the ship as well.

Han: you see han perk up and flex the ears "somethings weird... i thought it was just us but the whole ship sounds chaotic.... bro this is craaaaaaaaazy"😵 Rokka: "you adjust to it! don't worry!" he stands up and goes 'woah' at the height "i knew you were tall but you're TALL" he looks around briefly before grinning at her compliment Han: grins back, happy at being called tall 😄 she gets off the floor and tries to reach the ceiling "its weird NOT being that tall... i wont have to dodge the doors now, i guess..." han looks around to find rokkas pants so she stops shlanging every where Rokka: he tries to lean in towards the sound, feeling a bit off with the unheightened senses, "do ya think we should check on the others?" Han: "yea, theyve been screaming for the last 10 minutes loooollll" Rokka: he nods "ROGER THAT!" Han: as han puts on pants she jumps and turns to you again "do you have.............. squirrel running around your fur" Rokka: "OH YEAH THEY'RE FROM THE BERRY!" he point at each animal "thats rosie, thats joe, that belle, that peter, and thats skipper!" Han: han twitches like something just bit her "do you just keep them on you?? i think theyre hungry... well, lets get dressed, and get some food, catch the others" Rokka: "my fur is home to them 👆 ☺ "

Psalm attempts to summon Ghester and finds himself successful, and thus finds himself mostly unconcerned with the trials at hand.

Keva: "auguguh" keva means to scratch her head in frustration but "OW! fuck" scratches her hand against horns "gods, okay maybe the fucking wizards know something about this shit" she keeps a hand to the walls of the ship as she walks unsteadily to cimmorro and vinny's room Psalm: Psalm just rolls back over, tired, and calls out "Let me know if you find out anything."

Keva opens the door and glances out, before she can get to anyone's rooms she spies two people in the hallway in sort of altercation with something in the dark

Keva: i shout "HEY!" to get their attention

As she does she places herself in full view, she sees two people being attacked in the hallway by what looks to be some sort of strange translucent ghost. As she calls out it turns its head and gives her its attention, letting out a shrill cackle it smiles and turns, coming directly for her instead

She desperately feels around Psalm's pockets, yanks out a dagger she probably can't tell is poison, and then makes an attack, striking at the ghost. Psalm lies on his side and watches as Keva leaves, absolutely zero desire to deal with this keeping him firmly planted in bed. That is until he hears an unnerving laugh from beyond the door attack.

Psalm: "What is that?"

Han: han stops in her tracks "grab weapon-- uhm, which weapon?!" Rokka: reaches for his scimitar "UH- DO, DO YOU TAKE MINE?" he holds out his swords Han: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE LONGBOW?!" Rokka: "NO!!" Han: "THEN GIVE IT TO ME !!"

Vinny: "AGH...I JUST.. gave you my glasses?" he also glances towards the door at the strange sounds Cimmorro: "NO--" he stops as realizes his volume and lowers it but still frantic "no, i mean, THIS" gesturing at their bodies "can you do something about it?!!" Vinny: "I-I don't even know how this happened! I mean, maybe b-but id need some information?" he glances down at his body again then around the room "what's going on out here..." Cimmorro: "goddess, i don't... i don't know!" cimm goes to scramble to get his holy symbol and sPELLBOOK

Cimmorro: after stumbling over his bed to grab his belongings, cimm wobbly makes his way to the door while adjusting vinny's glasses on him, confused and frazzled. he pauses midway, being distracted by his own body in front of him again, it's so strange how it's so different to looking at a mirror. but he admires himself all the same. grabbing his (vinny's) face for a sec smiling half amused and proud. he looks good! handsome! it's not until another noise outside gets him out of his little trance and looks towards the door again "sounds like some grand fun happening outside," he gives vinny a look again then wobbles toward the door while cussing under his breath at how annoying it is to walk now Vinny: he feels himself stand shock still when cimmorro randomly stops to manhandle his chin but he's too perturbed by his own face staring at him to get too embarrassed by it, he also has no idea why the man even did it before he busts the door open and begins shouting to psalm (?) shaking his head he doesn't bother to ask and grabs his spellbook quickly as he peeks out behind him.

Jasper looks between the two confused, seated on Vinny’s shoulder. In contrast to the others Finn and Plum stop short before leaving the room as the others rush out, Finn entranced seeing himself again properly.

Finn: finn is entirely focused on seeing his body from outside of it... hes always been wondering what he looked like now. if the portraits did him any justice... he'll have to find an opportunity later to look at it eye to eye. finn thinks he makes for a rather pathetic figure already though. he looks starved, washed up, a shell of his former self. he shouldve expected as much. yet, at least a glimmer of his beauty seemed to remain "i believe it goes without saying but i expect you to take the utmost care of my vessel" Plum: plum turns around and looks at finn blankly. "if i didn't ask the same of you were you planning on treating my body carelessly like some doll?" Finn: finn looks down on plum despite being very much below them. looking down on his own physical form comes easily though, he finds. its no trouble to speak as he always does thanks to that "who do you take me for?" Plum: "that's my point. i trust you, so it does, in fact, go without saying that i'm not going to mess around in your body either." plum just sighs. "which means we had better hurry up and figure this out." Finn: finn is surprised to hear that plum trusts him but isnt displeased. he feels a vortex of emotions surfacing inside himself. he just needs to... "i wont hold us up any more but there is one thing i must ask of you" there is urgency in his voice Plum: "sure, shoot." Finn: "i place a significant amount of my trust in you as well" he pauses "and because i cant shake the feeling we're about to get mixed up in something larger i want to get a good look at myself just once. i wont be able to concentrate on whatever we're about to deal with if i dont" Plum: plum is a bit dumbfounded by the request, but after a moment understanding dawns on them. that makes them feel a sudden awkward, kind of melancholy pang, that they ignore. "that's very true, knowing us. okay." they say a bit clumsily. "should i-?" they move to hand finn the candle, but then pause and then light one of the candles in their room instead. maybe that'd be better. Finn: finn tilts his head and watches "its okay. just kneel for me" he doesnt take his eyes off plum, excited but also wary of whats to come when he gets to look into his own eyes Plum: plum kneels. the attention would make them feel more awkward but something about it not being their body buffers the feeling. Finn: finn cups their face and tilts it in the light. he thinks about how odd the red eyes look, almost like they dont belong on him. his hair is a mess but it reminds him of manga, hes grateful for that. finn used to look at his own reflection all the time, despite everything hes forgotten, hes not forgotten his own face. its different now even though he hasnt aged. it comes with the weight loss and perhaps general state of misery, he suspects. his skin looks wretched. he looks like that rat, sammy. "even though its you, its me" he whispers uncharacteristically softly "i realize now this might be strange for you plum" he says so, but only slowly lets go of them. he thought he'd never get to see himself again at all. this as selfish as he can allow himself to be. "... thank you" his hands are gone from plums face now and he looks away for the first time, inhaling deeply "that meant a lot to me. i know youll want to go now... im okay now" Plum: plum straightens up out of their usual relaxed slouch when finn starts touching them, feeling very much like they're being inspected by a doctor right now they sit primly with their hands on their knees. never mind, this is awkward, but they don't say as much because finn just looks sad, it's making plum a bit nervous. "it's fine," they say. "it's not stranger than me being in your body in the first place, anyhow. i'm sure the others can handle whatever all that screaming is about." Finn: "out of everyone my body couldve gone to, im relieved youre the one" because everyone else has a reason to do me harm he doesnt say. it wasnt the whole reason either so its fine. "i wish i shared your optimism regarding our party though" he grimaces and starts politely looking through plums stuff "im embarassed to say it, but im not entirely sure what my best means of fighting right now would be" he holds the hammer up "this or the dagger, im thinking... if youre alright with me wielding your body in close combat now" Plum: plum gives it a quick thought. "you know i'd say much the same." although they think cimmorro wouldn't be a bad choice either, but they definitely do not say this out loud to finn of all people. or vinny, sure. at the next comment they just shrug. "they'll figure it out. i honestly don't have much of a plan either. i really think you'll be of more use than me fighting right now, i'm not even going to try wielding your sword." they give permission for finn to fight with their body. "go ahead. i'm...not very sturdy though, so...." Finn: finn nods and carefully weighs their words in his mind "ill be careful..." he moves to open the door but looks at them again "you can bite people, if youre in a pinch. otherwise im afraid theres not much for you to do in my body that youre used to. i trust your judgement though" and he does. he then opens the door we are out of here!!!!! Plum: "ah, right, gotcha," they nod, and out of curiosity run their tongue along their newly-acquired fangs. cool! they walk out a bit in front of finn despite being so used to walking behind others for protection, still feeling very weird about their height.

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> 🎵 Krotona Days / Rodrigo y Gabriela

Back in the hallway, Han rushes out with her bow ready to take a shot, but seeing Keva directly across on the other side makes her hesitate. Finding herself worried the arrow will go through the wraith and hit Keva she pauses.

Keva: keva sees rokka(?) through the ghost and is about to say his name, but then clocks the bow... remembering that she and han had promised to teach him to use one, plus what happened to her and psalm, she puts 2 and 2 together "HAN JUST SHOOT" Han: han pulls the bow and goes "FUCK" and attacks using the arrow as a dagger "I CANT JUST SHOOT DUMBASS ILL HIT YOU"

Flailing wildly Han manages to stab through the wraith once, though it doesn't look too put off by the display, mostly amused. Psalm follows after, though he just sighs and folds his arms, with Keva standing there he's not really sure how to go about attacking the thing.

He fires off an eldritch blast, though unused to the way his arm hangs slightly differently the shot goes offside and hits the wall instead. Rokka follows after, unused to his new vantage point he only manages to get one slice through the being.

Psalm: He just goes �� like this is actually kind of a pain in the ass but will actually like, you know, stand up LOL

Cimmorro jumps at the sight of the party jumping this thing right in front of their door but immediately clocks it as a wraith and lets forth a sacred flame, though it also ends up going wide.

Cimmorro: cimm clicks his tongue and just kinda goes like "GOOD EVENING?" at the guys by the door Han: han-rokka looking at cimm like 🥹 Keva: "what the FUCK is going on?!" Cimmorro: "i DON'T KNOW? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" POINTS AT THE GHOST Keva: "FUCK IF I KNOW!" Psalm: Psalms just watching Keva yell in his body like god that's so weird Vinny: vinny at cimm rn Han: han just plugging her ears Rokka: rokka finally realizing what theyre fighting and screams

Seeing the wraith Vinny makes a face before casting witch bolt, striking it. though it seems to brush it off a little, he then silently slides back to the side of the door to hide, opposite Cimmorro.

The wraith acts next letting out a laugh at the group beating its getting, it glances at Rokka’s scream and finds itself amused, it turns and jumps through his body and out the other side into the room with Cimmorro and Vinny dealing him necrotic damage in the process.

Rokka: rokka actually close 2 tears

Cimmorro takes the moment to try and recall what he knows about wraiths, he knows while not too stocky, they're resistant to most types of damage, and physical attacks from non magic weapons. It can phase through people and things and mostly hurts by touching others. If given the chance he also knows it can mess with the souls of the recently departed raising them to dance with them.

Cimmorro: cimm just kinda tenses up seeing the wraith slide in between them and then goes "THIS ENOUGH INFORMATION FOR YOU?" at vinny Vinny: he shrieks lmao

Keva acts quickly afterwards, closing in to slice at the wraith again.

Keva: keva's figured out that the trick to walking with hooves is that it's like walking on your toes

She stabs through it a little more annoyed this time as she leverages psalm's height in her favour and slices through it. It lets out a surprised little OoOoOoh, though not as much as she'd like, it was a substantial blow, she watches it phase a little bit in and out of view.

She moves afterwards to allow others the freedom to hit the wraith, listening to a nearby door she notes that she hears people murmuring in a confused manner behind it.

At the top of the next round Han follows up, looking around she notices that her vision is not normally like this. Realizing that Rokka must be blind right now she looks down to see if Rokka’s wearing her boots.

Han: she goes "aaah shit" and runs into the room to grab her boot dagger with the light spell on it

She throws the dagger, it cuts Rokka’s shoulder as it wizzes past, over the wraith’s head and into the room behind it. It gets itself stuck in the wall as Vinny yells at it zooming past.

Vinny: cimm like man vinny's gonna ruin my vocal chords Han: han screams very quietly 🥺 Rokka: "OW WHAT THE" Han: very high pitched "IM SORRY...."

Psalm and Rokka act next, the former casting chill touch on the wraith as Rokka attempts to slice it through with his scimitars. As Psalm steps forward and casts the spell the wraith looks over at him and shrugs it off completely, it takes no damage. It jeers and makes a silly face at him in reply.

Plum:

As the ghost jeers at Psalm, Rokka takes the moment its distracted to slice right through it. With an echoey cry its form finally crumbles and the group see it disappear from sight destroyed.

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> 🎵 Attic Theme / Rule of Rose OST

Cimmorro jogs over to Rokka to give him some healing as the party eyeball the hallway for any further threats in the area. Finn and Plum leave their room and notice the rest of the party in the hallway as well.

Finn: finn is looking at plum like 🤨 'should-we-still-go-find-vinny' Plum: plum looks at finn like....does anybody know what's going on

Psalm: just gonna lean against the wall and say "Do we switch back now or...?" Han: han picks up her dagger sadly.. Rokka: rokkas going to go back to his room and lie on the floor Cimmorro: cimm pats his back as he goes like "you're alright buddy.. get some rest.. 😟" Rokka: he just lets out a short and low "mhm" at vinny(?), not even bothering to look at him as he trudges back. he is so over this night

Keva: she slumps against the wall in relief when she clocks that the ghost is gone... reaches out and pats rokka on the shoulder... she also asks the two people that originally were being attacked "are you alright? what happened? Passengers: as you walk over one of them stands and thanks you for helping them in a rush, grabbing your hand and shaking it. the other one on the ground looks injured but nothing too serious, they remark they woke up in each others bodies, completely perplexed and came outside to look around, and were attacked in the hallway by the wraith out of nowhere

Keva calls over any members of the party that can provide further healing, pulling Cimmorro and Plum over towards her.

Cimmorro: cimm waddles over but not without giving 'psalm' a look. seeing the earlier dagger handling he guesses "kevster?" Keva: she watches vinny walk over, but the moment he says 'kevster' she knows. at this point keva's too tired to correct him. she sighs a "yeah" Cimmorro: he gives you a scrunched smile, one that's like 'another one of those days huh' before attending to the passenger Passenger: you clean up their wounds some, and take care of anything needing immediate attention, theyre looking better. they thank you the whole way through, as if a little embarrassed. Cimmorro: cimm waves a hand as if to tell them not to worry abt it, while smiling. he goes to follow after keva all curious

Keva then glances through the entrance way at the end of the hall, she sees the main room with the stairs heading above and belowdeck, and the entryways to the dining hall. In it she sots a couple of crewman in a fight with more wraiths, seems they're trying to protect some of the passengers, but all they've got are their fists and a crowbar.

Keva: keva closes her eyes and leans psalm's head back against the wall like 'not this shit again' for just a moment before she lifts her head back up and whispers "what do we do? we can't just leave them" Cimmorro: "definitely not. we should let the others know and keep the passengers in their cabins though i think." Keva: keva tells the other vengaboys that there are other wraiths, and tells the other two travelers to stay in their rooms

Plum: i haven't talked to anyone yet i'm gonna be like "anybody know what's going on?" Cimmorro: cimm raises a brow at finn(?) approaching "we all woke up to our bodies being swapped and ship's being raided by wraiths... who am i speaking to?" Plum: "plum," plum says bluntly. "so this is....?" Cimmorro: "cimmomo," he points at himself, then to psalm(?) "and kevster" Keva: keva turns to look at plum like this like 'i am so sick of this shit'

Plum: "oh so all the roommates then.." they look at keva also like i am also sick of this shit

Psalm seeing them walk off, decides to investigate the other end of the hallway. He spots a patron cowering around the corner, and in the bathing hall he sees crewman running around shoe less waving a bucket around frantically being chased by a wraith.

Psalm: Psalm like well since Keva ran off with my body I'll do the same 🤷‍♂️

He run’s into the room drawing Ghester, telling the crewman to get behind him as they spot him they waffle for a moment before dashing behind him. Seeing something new to mess with the wraith lets out a laugh and moves towards Psalm at great speed.

As the group slowly begin splitting up to tackle more of these ghosts, Han goes to check on Rokka apologetically as he lays on the floor in their room.

Han: han lies down on him like a blanket "im sorry" q_q Rokka: he lifts his head to look at her "sorry for what?" sniffling a bit Han: "for stabbing you...." 🤧 Rokka: placing his head back on the floor, he reaches out to gently pat her "no worries, it was just a nick...plus this is your body, i should have been more careful. i'm sorry 😢" Han: han stops her sniffling, confused "what were u crying about then?" she mutters "i didnt think it would be so hard to aim..." Rokka: "the ghost was so scary!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭" Han: "ohhhh... are you scared of ghosts??? i think theyre kind of silly" Rokka: "yes!! theyre so spooky...it went through my body!!!! i thought I was going to get my--your body possessed!!!" he huffs now getting annoyed by that Han: han listens to him vent patiently "hmm.. well... we wouldve done something about that... probably" o_O then gives him a thumbs up and grin "no worries" Rokka: he looks at her again, still weirded out that he's literally talking to himself, "i guess..." still not over the ghost but he is comforted by her words nonetheless, he looks towards the door "should we go help the others?" Han: han frowns and sighs "ye, i guess.... maybe ill get the hang of being tough lupin this time" takes the whip and dagger with her this time too, trying to find somewhere to stick it on rokkas body Rokka: he lets out a long sigh, "i was hoping you would say no," patting her again, "don't worry my body is pretty agile! you can get it down in no time! alrighty-- UPSIE DAISY!" he slowly gets up and walks towards the door with his scimitars in hand, "when will this night be over" he mutters to himself Han: han flips the dagger in her hand and passes it to you, pommel first "in case you get stuck in no light again" Rokka: he looks at her like 🥺 as he waits for her to lead the way so that he can hide behind her even tho he's the bigger one now lol "thank you" he pockets the dagger

At opposite ends of the ship, Psalm and Cimmorro let off separate attacks. Cimmorro casts guiding bolt at a wraith trying to get used to casting in his new body. It doesn't expect the sudden damage and lets out a pitched shriek, surprising the crewman trying to hit it. Psalm casts an eldritch blast, as he let the blast go he notes that it doesn't hurt the wraith as much as he'd like but its better than nothing.

Psalm: He's also gonna shout, "THERE ARE MORE IN THE BATHING HALL!" he turns to the crewman like "Go now, please." and gestures with his head down the hall behind him before turning back to the wraith.

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Entering combat once more the rest of the party begins to act.

Finn: finn dashes in psalms(?) direction since he went alone...thats fucked up.... "vinny?" he tries Vinny: he looks at you start running glancing in both directions where the groups split and decides to run after you while making a worried face Finn: "vinny!" hes relieved the mans coming along... and that it is indeed vinny "i wish the circumstances of our first battle together would be different but at alas...." Vinny: he runs up and stands over you and squints "uh...i wouldnt really call this our first..?" maybe you really did forget the giant dog.." he glances up at the wraith in combat with psalm Psalm: Psalm looks at Vinny and Finn and says, deadpan as always, "Cimmorro, Plum...probably not.. unless the events of tonight are only affecting me and Keva tonight. Wouldn't surprise me if that were the case." he’s just muttering to himself like "I should've known there'd be more after we didn't change back" he's in a bad mood

Vinny let’s out a fire bolt towards the wraith in combat with Psalm, dealing it damage as it lets out another laugh.

Han: han looks left n right and seeing that people are piled on the left side decides to follow plum(?) AND CIMM(?) "plum person!! cimm person!! who are you and whats the situation" Finn: finn clicks his tongue and rolls his eyes. only one person could interrupt his alone time with vinny...and potentially his time with psalm. "its finn" he grits it out and motions in psalms general direction "see for yourself" Vinny: you see him turn his head quickly while running "OH, UH..VINNY! more wraiths!" and he points at the bathing room Han: han nods, already glazing over him and preparing to see how her whip works, as she points to herself "han," then points to the han behind "rokka" Rokka: rokka just raises his hand when han points at him Han: she gives vinny a smile tho unlike the glazing over finn "gotcha"

Back across the ship Plum casts ray of sickness at the wraith Cimmorro just damaged, they stand a little off balance but it seems to do the trick. Though not as strong as expected, the spell causes the wraith to pop in a display of green acid as it lets out a final shriek, fading into the air.

Following Plum's explosion of a wraith, the one in the bathing hall laughs and takes a slash at Psalm dealing him necrotic damage as its arm phases through Keva's body.

Back at the other end of the ship Keva turns to Cimmorro and Plum to speak.

Keva: "i'm not going be much help against ghosts but if you keep them distracted i can get in a good hit" Cimmorro: cimm glances at you with a quick nod and focuses on what's in front of em

Keva dashes into the main room and slices through the remaining wraith with her dagger cutting through it. It lets out a surprised laugh seeing her come out of the door. The crewman eyes her surprised, but assumes she was responsible for the other wraith disappearing and gives a quick nod in thanks to her for jumping into the fray.

In response the wraith slashes at Keva with its hands, though Cimmorro lets out a quick silvery barbs, causing it to miss her. Moving afterwards he glances at the open doors to the mess hall and attempts to let off a guiding bolt at one of the wraiths in there, but ends up missing.

Back at the other end of the ship Psalm lets a few more eldritch blasts fly, they strike the wraith pretty substantially. He sees it wobble and shimmer in the air, but still it stands for the moment, letting out goofy laughs every now and again.

He also takes the moment to try and recall anything he knows about wraiths, though he remembers about as much as Cimmorro did. He gets the suspicion that the eldritch blast damage is one of the things they're resistant to. These ones are also a little sillier than you assumed most wraiths to be.

Han follows after, jogging as fast as she can over to the bathing hall, looking around as she goes. As she runs up Vinny moves to head into the bathing hall, nodding at Han and Rokka he lets out another firebolt at the wraith, this time is disintegrates into mist with a shriek disappearing entirely. He releases a relieved sigh at the sight.

Psalm: he whips around at Cimmorro(?) (and nearly gives himself whiplash because he's unused to feeling so light) and says "Holy fuck, finally. I'd been shooting that thing at point blank range and it refused to die." Vinny: he waves at psalm as he turns "figured it'd take a bit of a group beating..! are you too badly hurt?" Psalm: "This must be...Vinny? 🤨 And I'm fine for now. We should press forward and check out the rest of the baths*.... I guess (mumbles this last part.)" Vinny: "that i am..." he laughs a little tiredly at the end of your muttering Finn: "splendid work vinny!...... seeing as this part of the ship is in your capable hands, i shall go reunite with the others....lest you want me to stay by your side?" Vinny: and looking around the hallway "er....hm... i was wondering if we should check out the other hallway as well... there's more sounds coming from over there..." he turns back to psalm "baths first i suppose" Finn: finn nods "then thats what we shall do..." he feels excited at the prospect of spending more time together...and he didn't even have to be pathetic about it ! Psalm: "Just to make sure. Then we can join the others." He nods at Vinny. then at plum he just thinks to himself "This is obviously Finn, but why is he behaving like that?" (as far as he knew until recently Finn did not like Vinny at all LOL) Han: han just grins in uselessness at psalm Psalm: Psalm looks back at her and chances a guess based on the roommate situation, "Han...?" Han: "got it in one!" 😄 Psalm: He smiles in a way that would be the equivalent of a finger heart Han: han internally "woah keva never smiled at me like that F

Back across the other end of the ship, Plum walks forward and attempts to acid splash the wraith still in combat with Keva, though it ends up going wide, Cimmorro manages to adjust it again into a hit with a quick use of silvery barbs, the wraith twists strangely to dodge but the sharp assist has it lapse in concentration, getting struck anyway.

Plum: I YELL "FUCK YOU" VERY CLEARLY EXASPERATED BY THIS SITUATION Cimmorro: you hear cimm let out a laugh beside you then goes like "let me try something" Plum: "ahh, thanks cimm," they say, trying to collect themselves again. "i need these fuckers to just DIE, it's not cute anymore." Cimmorro: "i'd like to get back to my beauty sleep too if i'm being honest. at least they seem easy enough to clean up..." Plum: "beauty sleep is exactly what i was thinking..." they mutter

Plum: as the vial hits the wraith plum yells "FUCK, THANK GOD FOR YOU," and turns to cimm, grabs them by the shoulders a bit because they are now at similar height, which is very strange to them, shakes him a bit, and then goes back to cursing about the wraiths. Cimmorro: cimm still makes a surprised laugh at this, wholly amused

At the other end of the ship Rokka dashes to join the others in the bathing hall as wraiths across the ship continue to move. The wraith in front of Keva laughs and changes it target to the nearby crewman, perturbed by its miss before. The crewman yelps and manages to dodge out of the way in time as the ghost dives forward, wiping sweat off their brow.

Spying an injured passenger behind the crewman, Cimmorro inches forward to grab its attention before focusing on a wraith near the stairs to hit.

Cimmorro: i give keva another glance "i'll count on you to deal with that one" nods his head towards the wraith in front of her Keva: she mutters back "you got it" without looking away from her target... lowkey she's feeling pretty good about the three's teamwork right now, but she is nervous about vinny's body holding up

The wraith sits about halfway up the stairs, taunting the crewman below, it makes a shrieking sound as Cimmorro blasts it with a guiding bolt, enough to shock the crewman back a couple steps as they look around for the origin point.

Keva takes the chance to slash at the wraith in front of her, the dodge from the crewman gives her the perfect opening, she finishes it off for now as it lets out an echoed OoOoOooOohh !!

Back over in the bathing hall Psalm quickly moves to check each of the sectioned off bathing stalls, running through. As he reaches the third one he sees a wraith suddenly pop out.

Psalm: He's gonna yell "there's more of them!" at the group before attacking

As he blasts it point blank it gives a surprised howl then it starts cackling afterwards as if amused. Han steps up behind, readying an attack.

Han: "kinda cramped, draw it out!" Psalm: "There's probably more of them if you want, we don't have to share," he says.

Finn follows glancing around the hallway outside the bathing hall, assuming the baths under control he sees another wraith in combat with a crewman with a broom around the corner down the hallway.

Finn: "lets take care of this together..." finn flashes vinny a smile Vinny: following after finn vinny gives another wave to psalm "we'll check down the hall!" as he runs up behind finn he blinks and nods "that's the plan..!" Psalm: he salutes without looking away from the wraith infront of him

As the two run off, the wraith in the stall laughs and jumps through Psalm’s body in retaliation, passing through to the other side, dealing him further necrotic damage.

Psalm: psalm like maybe I should've taken Vinny up on his offer earlier

Back across the ship, the three in combat notice through the doors to the dining hall lets out a laugh as it attacks a crewman defending himself with a butter knife and a chair, it swipes his arm and he lets out a yelp, falling to the floor in pain. The one in combat with Keva swipes at her as well, though its swing goes wide as it misses.

Cimmorro: NOOO ANONYMOUS CREWMAN #6

Plum runs up and tosses another vial of acid at the wraith in combat with Keva, getting in another good shot as it blubbers slightly amused.

Plum: JUST DIEEEE Cimmorro: the image of cimm not seeing plum behind him so he just sees this vial of acid flying 60ft across the room over his shoulder is funny to me

Watching Vinny and Finn run off, Rokka dashes after them making to follow.

Rokka: seeing plummy(?) run off alone, rokka is going to run after them bc he has yet to fully wrap his head around everyone elses bodyswap, thats plummy! "PLUMMY WAIT UP!"

Back in the main hall Keva lets out a huff as she slices through the air once more, the extra effort she’s having to exert is making her arms a little tired. Though this wraith soon also disappears in a shriek leaving nothing but the air.

Crewman: the crewman below cheers at you and shouts wAHEEEEY! Keva: that makes keva jump and then laugh a little in surrpise

She takes the time to run into the dining hall to asses the situation inside, there she spots the wraith attacking one of the crewman, and two more crowding others in the corner.

Keva: I CALL OUT "THERE'S THREE IN HERE" Cimmorro: im gonna quickly ask the crewman next to me "do you know where these things are coming from?" Crewman: they scratch their head as they crouch down to help one of the passengers "ah, as far as i know they started popping out of the ceiling, outta fackin nowhere..." Cimmorro: "ahhh, fuck." he runs a hand through his hair "alright. you guys should head to the hall first, it's been cleared out. keep all wounded in a safe place, i'll tend to them myself later" i'm gonna move a little ways towards the mess hall first

Cimmorro then heads into the dining hall, letting off another guiding bolt at the one Keva ran up towards. He lets the spell fly with a flourish, it lets out a loud wail as the crewman on the ground looks up in confused pain.

Following after on the other side of the boat, the wraith in front of Finn and Vinny moves to strike at Vinny, its arm passes through him dealing him necrotic damage, he stumbles back slightly with a shout.

Back in the bathing hall Psalm turns to blast the wraith that jumped through him again, dealing it a substantial strike. It whizzes around the air dramtically, though still tangible for now.

Psalm: YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW Plum: YOUR JOB IS TO BE IN MY STREAMS

Han whips at the remains of the ghost as it shrieks into the air, it spins around as if it were enjoying itself. She sees it teetering right on the brink of perception, though still there for now.

Finn over in the hallway moves to strike at the wraith after it phases through Vinny, overhead Vinny lets off another scorching ray at point blank range, damagaing it further.

Finn: "vinny, how are you holding up?!" Vinny: he briefly glances back down at you and coughs "er... about my usual, taking hits none to well, i feel bad for cimmorro though" Finn: dont is what finn wants to say but doesnt... instead, he hands vinny a potion of healing "id better make sure it doesnt get as bad as usual then" (<- meant with affection) Vinny: he takes it quickly with a blink and nods his head "ah, thank you..!" and focuses his attention back on the wraith

Across the ship Plum tosses an acid vial at the wraith in range of Keva, it lands wish a crash over the wraith's body, it wobbles in place as it lets out a cackle. As they focus on that one the other two in the dining hall cackle and jump through the two crewman next to them crowded against the wall. They shout out in pain and drop to the floor, the kitchen utensils hitting the ground next to them.

Back in the hallway with Finn and Vinny, Rokka rushes forward to slash at it with his scimatars.

Rokka: he is fighting the fucking air

Rokka hops forward and wobbles a little unsure and out of place, Han's body is so big, and these ghosts are so freaky. He slices through the air clumsily as vinny shoots him a sympathetic glance.

Vinny: he waves his hand like 'dont mind it!'

Back in the dining hall Keva moves to slice through the wraith next to her once more, she watches its essence part into bits as it shrieks, though it stays corporeal for the moment. Seeing the injured crewman on the floor next to her thinks for a split second before moving to feed them one of Psalm’s potions of healing.

Crewman: they cough as you feed it to them but it goes down quick, they blink back to a more coherent consciousness glancing around the room before slapping an arm across your back "boy i owe ya'.." before turning their head at the wraith like well lets fuckin' get back to it.. Keva: keva's going to try and block the guy from the wraith and says "HEY! over here, fuckwit" to try and get it to focus on her

The wraith turns in her direction, seemingly enticed by her thouting. Seeing her draw its attention, Cimmorro turns towards the other two at the end of the dining hall and lets loose another spell towards one of them. The lets out an unholy howl as its blasted, glancing around scared afterwards. The crewman on the ground below flinch a little at the sudden sound.

Cimmorro: cimm is starting to look exhausted btw and just goes "PLUMKIN I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP WITH HEALING IF EVER" Plum: "read my mind, was thinking i'd start trying to patch some people up 🫡" Cimmorro: he gives you a tired but grateful lopsided smile

Back across the ship in front of Vinny and Finn, the wraith before them takes another swipe at the Vinny, as its arm slips through his body it deals him further necrotic damage. He wheezes and yelps a little as he staggers backwards, breathing heavily. The wraith cackles happily as the crewman nearby holding a broom flinches, the battle on the airship rages on....

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👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 The Party ENTERED COMBAT⚔🤺

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 The Party SWAPPED BODIES ⁉💫

Why aren’t we at Krenic yet, chip you Son of A Bitch

#recaps #WOOO

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HEY! this is my first astro observations post so don't be too hard on me lol unless u wanna then sure maybe i can improve them somehow BUTANYWAYZ this is for entertainment purposes only!! obviously these are just my own observations so if they don't resonate with you don't get offended or you're a big ol' 🅱️uss so here they are!! also SHOUTOUT TO MY AMAZING FRIENDS fyi i got sum help from them by asking them billions of questions to confirm my suspicions so uh hope that makes the observations more accurate LOL ANYWAYS HERE THEY ARE!! i'll probably make more in the future cuz i think they're super fun to make :D also if u couldnt tell uhm this isnt very professional im not professional BUT I TRIED TO MAKE IT PRETTY so pls dont be bothered lol im just doing this for fun i didnt even wanna make an astro page so yea </3pretty unreliable LMAOOO

👩🏻‍🦲 the house your mars is in is what pisses you off the most!! (eg. 1st - people assuming things about you, 5th - people beating around the bush, 7th - things that disrupt the harmony of your environment, 9th - the need to hold back your opinions because others get bothered by them being "offensive")

👩🏻‍🦲 cancers are true ambiverts and i've truly never ever seen a cancer who wouldn't be both introverted and extroverted at times. they are always either social introverts or quiet extroverts lol. or both!! (somehow 0_0) they enjoy people's attention, whether it's wanting to be noticed or appreciated or generally cared for, and they need their alone time. they tend to be very productive at those times, too.

👩🏻‍🦲 ok i have a lot of notes for cancers so it's gonna be a lot lmao sorry anyways!! i've also noticed they LOVEEE breaking loose every once in a while, if not every time they're given the opportunity! thing is, it's usually only if someone else is there to convince them or do it with them. they don't like taking risks alone! they are very impressed and fond of the 'wild child' persona people because they bring out the cancer's wild side!

👩🏻‍🦲 libra moons are absolutely loved by people, it's so crazy! like, no matter what they do they always have attention on them. this can manifest badly if the moon person is actually pretty horrible, things they do tend to be overlooked and others move on pretty quickly from their mistakes, letting them do whatever they want. i wanted to give an example but uh,,,,, i shall.. refrain😳

👩🏻‍🦲 libra suns with water moons are so scary when they're angry..

👩🏻‍🦲 cancer moon is what i deem as the zodiac sign cute-ifyer lol. literally any "tough" sign like capricorn, scorpio or aquarius becomes a super cute goofball with this moon. WEIRDEST THING EVER THOUGH is that it doesn't work for cancer suns?! like if a cancer sun has a cancer moon this just makes the person very confusing but very funny. they can brighten anybody's day without trying!

👩🏻‍🦲 okay uh this isn't an astro note as much as it is me being a phucken simp but uh..... I HAVE AN UNDYING LOVE FOR ARIES SUNS I WILL MARRY EVERY EACHAND ONE OF YOU ISTG. ARIES SUNS ARE THE NICEST AND FUNNIEST PEOPEL I'VE EVER SEEN YOU HAVE THE BEST HUMOR EVER AND YOU'RE SO KIND TO EVERYBODY YOU'RE SO KIND I LOVE YOU YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLANET I WANT TO HUG YOU FOREVER okay jbshxhjn but fr aries are the best people ever?!?!?!?!?!?! pls

👩🏻‍🦲 okay JUST SO THIS WHOLE ARIES MENTION ISN'T JUST A POINTLESS LOVE CONFESSION - i've noticed a lot of ♥aries♥ people use the laughing crying face emojis (😂,🤣) unironically and it's honestly.....the best thing ever

👩🏻‍🦲 taurus suns do this sometimes as well

👩🏻‍🦲 THE MOST UNHEALTHY PERCEPTIONS OF ZODIAC SIGNS ARE PUT ON FIRE SIGNS, NOT THE WATER SIGNS AND THIS IS COMING FROM A PISCES!!!!!!1 every stereotype is always showing fire signs as those sunshine of the group people, the baddies, and the ones with the biggest 'idgaf' attitude. and while this can totally be true sometimes, most of the time it's super different! sad fire signs break my heart pls i just wanna hug you guys T-T they have it the hardest because unlike water signs who are already expected to be emotional, they often repress their emotions for the sake of others and because of the fear of betrayal or judgement, or just generally the idea of "it's better to have fake friends than to have zero friends". YOU GUYS PLEASE. cut these people off from your life you deserve soo much better i know it can be super hard to open up for you u just need a hug omg EVERYONE PLEASE CHECK UP ON YOUR FIRE SIGN FRIENDS ASK THEM ABOUT THEIR DAY N STUFF THEY WILL APPRECIATE YOU CARING FOR THEM! pls stay best and take care sweethearts ily!!!

👩🏻‍🦲 i've also noticed that some of the signs tend to show their sadness through anger - this is not just astrology though so if your friend has been jumpy lately please just check on them they are probably going thru sth😳 anyways the signs i mostly saw this in are pisces, aries and libra.

👩🏻‍🦲 cancers with feminine moons (earth and water) tend to be pretty introspective. they often think they're the ones being mistreated, and while this of course might be true, in reality it usually goes a lonnng way back lol. they often pay very little attention to others!! (masculine moon sign cancers (fire and air) can often be too focused on others more than themselves) this can be good because they don't snoop in other people's business but oh my god, guys, please pay attention to your friends, too! this WILL lead to lost friendships because, let's be real, nobody wants a one-sided friendship with someone who only cares about themselves! i don't want to target anybody here but this is just a pattern i've noticed wayyyy too often, so you might want to look into it and if you think this is you all you need is just to enlargen your perspective and it will all be okay. but please, PLEASE. think about your friends

👩🏻‍🦲 i needed to get this^ out because people often put this on leo placements but tbh i notice that leo placements are THE MOST generous of the entire zodiac and they always think of others first and that's what really makes them so popular. they very rarely are as egocentric as everybody says, they're just really loving and that makes them very lovable!

👩🏻‍🦲 scorpio risings are the prettiest people i've ever seen. not even kidding bruh i could stare at them for EVER their eyes are absolutely gorgeous and their mannerisms are just perfect pls marry me

👩🏻‍🦲 gemini and taurus placements make an individual soooo chill to the point where it often makes them lazy and a biig procrastinator lol. tho i love how they make light of it by using their amazing humor!

👩🏻‍🦲 you most definitely have your IC be one of your family members' sun sign or one of their personal planets. i have a taurus ic and my sister is a taurus sun!

👩🏻‍🦲 sagittarius suns are the best huggers cause THEY REALLY NEED A HUG SO GO HUG THEM RIGHT NOW. pls guys why r u so sad..

👩🏻‍🦲 scorpio mars aren't even as sexual as everybody says tbh. but they definitely do have some interesting.....interests ;)

👩🏻‍🦲 pluto aspects to personal planets are very prominent, but very hidden. if you have them, most likely you will be the only person to know about this side of you and it can be pretty dark..

👩🏻‍🦲 planets conjunct your sun will be the people you attract most in your life (venus conjunct sun - taurus and libra, jupiter - sagittarius and pisces, mars - aries and scorpio EVERYWHERE)

👩🏻‍🦲 your moon sign will be the sun sign of most of your friends

👩🏻‍🦲 if you don't quite relate to your ascendant, look at the sign you have in your 3rd house and at your mercury sign. this is how you communicate, convey your ideas etc. and will often be a major factor in people's first impressions of you :)

👩🏻‍🦲 lilith aspecting your sun may mean there's a side of you nobody knows.. 👁👁 you're also probably very convincing and people can be very drawn to you and they can't explain why. this also goes for lilith in 7th, especially in girls!

👩🏻‍🦲 you and your friends probably have each other's sun signs as your personal planets!!

👩🏻‍🦲 the kindest person you know is probably either a virgo or an aries.. and the meanest person you know is also probably a virgo or aries LOL

👩🏻‍🦲 capricorn suns & risings are THE hardest to read!! if they don't say what they mean people will just assume and they're never going to be right it's wild 👩🏻‍🦲 also capricorns definitely have the most dad energy, while sagittariuses are more like actual dads jdbshxcvb

OKAY THAT'S ALL!!!! im sure i have more but its 2 am i have school tomorrow or actually its today now so bye uh anyways there will most likely be more so if u liked these stay tuned!! oh and let me know if they were true witchu :o thats it love u stay awesome and super cool i love u byebye!!

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