Hey guys! I'm just letting you all know that I won't be active that much today.
Me and a bunch of psychos on Tumblr are celebrating the death of some old Roman politician.
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the tiktok being chinese spyware thing is actually true - as we speak xi jinping is collecting tiktoks from the US to create a tiktok cringe compilation bad enough to destroy the biden administration
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and remember! bullying is bad unless it's to cringey teenagers on the internet. cringe culture is bad unless it's something the internet has decided is fine to mock. and above all being kind is sooo important unless of course you don't want to
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"You take everything so literally!" Ah, yes. I suppose it would be much simpler if I just assumed that everything anyone says has an implied backended double-meaning, like I'm the Alice in a wonderland entirely populated by passive-agressive hookah-smoking caterpillars. That would be far less stressful for all parties
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