#(once got flashed by a french teacher in a pool bc he was wearing a speedo)

[miskatebishop]

americans: yes! give it up for the new captain america

eastern europeans still recovering from the last two:

#come on y'all #please for the love of god marvel next time make captain america fuck up a different part of europe #like perchance maybe france? please? fuck france up? yes? fuck them up? yes will you? please? marvel? #no hate for anyone except the french #if ur french do not interact #im sure that individually french people are nice i have met loads of french people that are acceptable #but fuck the french honestly #why do you wear speedos???????? why???? #imagine the amount of children who got flashed by french men #(once got flashed by a french teacher in a pool bc he was wearing a speedo) #(his nickname was pelican) #(not bc of the dick but just bc that was what he reminded us of) #captain america #marvel #fatws #sam wilson #mcu #falcon and the winter soldier #falcon and the wintersoldier #fatws memes #fatws incorrect quotes