#(no we don't. please don't homeschool 3 kids at once unless you plan on it from the start. PLEASE... im so fucking stupid it hurts)

[queeniecamps]

Neil is the best character because he delivers lines SO fucking good don’t @ me

#i need to make a compilation of this shit #im thinking back to cult camp #and just #he was SO done #'i just want to point out the fucked up implications of SPECIFICALLY YOU putting SPECIFICALLY ME in that gas chamber' #but the way he just fucking SAID IT #and I did NOT fucking get that until like a few months ago #we 'love' biased christain home school courses that DON'T teach you about shit #(no we don't. please don't homeschool 3 kids at once unless you plan on it from the start. PLEASE... im so fucking stupid it hurts) #OKAY HERE'S WHERE MY DRAFTS START: U OKAY SO LIKE- #i still agree. neil is lowkey the funniest in the trio. like?? straight from season 1 he has me laughing #max is y'all's faves but name ONE funny line he's said?? they use the 'you are the bane of my existance' line for merch but it's lame DFGSDF #okay that's mean. it's cute but max needs funnier lines. 'dUDE YOU FUCKING KILLED IT' was KIND of funny but only because of micheal's voice- #-cracking bc he's a grown ass man trying to voice a child. i feel so bad for a good chunk of the VAs they can't keep up with their characte- #-rs. like?? prestons VA got REPLACED for multiple reasons but his voice was part of it (yelling hurt too much) #and miles apparently gets a lil tuckered out by David's energy #new law: if u voice a character in CC you WILL be tired #queenie talks #drafts #okay but also. Harrison and Nerris's lines in quest for sleepy peak were so good. 'yOu sUcK hArRiSoN!' 'you are the sucking one!!' #good shit. that episode's actually where I caught up on the series during my FIRST watch (on youtube.) you can only imagine my reaction to- #-jermy farts.... good times... #love that jerm boy.

[shenanigumi]

I don't see this one so far for the ship meme, so HeiChi please? ^_^

Noooooooo problem!!

General:

Rate the Ship: Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? Forever and always. They’ve sworn to keep up with one another for as long as they live and then some, remember.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? It took Chizuru much longer than it took Heisuke, I’ll tell you that much. Even then, Heisuke didn’t want to say anything since he wasn’t sure she felt the same. Of course, she did, but it took her a little longer to differentiate between platonic and romantic.

How was their first kiss? We saw it in canon, and it was easily my favorite kiss in all the routes~

Wedding:

Who proposed? Heisuke. (Huh, I just now remembered that I wrote a shitty oneshot about that a couple years ago…)

Who are the best man and groomsmen? None, but Kazama and Amagiri came by to congratulate them at one point. Only because of Sen’s involvement, though.

Who are the maid of honor and bridesmaids? Sen and Kimigiku both came to offer their congratulations as well, to Chizuru and Heisuke’s somewhat sheepish delight.

Who did the most planning? No planning required for what amounts to some sake and sex.

Who stressed the most? Both of them, but they were there for one another to prop each other up when it came down to it.

How fancy was the ceremony? Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Everyone, unfortunately. They’d lost touch with most people and didn’t really want to know what had become of them, if we’re being honest.

Sex:

Who is on top? They switch off. It starts out with Heisuke, since he has at least a little bit more of an idea what’s going on, but Chizuru is a quick learner.

Who is the one to instigate things? Neither of them is especially shy about their propositions, but Heisuke’s implications are more frequent.

How healthy is their sex life? Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once or twice a week, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? Either a long time or no time at all, depending, but it’s at least equal and mutual in that department.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Yes. They’re not allowed to try and be selfless. They’ve spent enough time arguing about self-sacrifice already for it to come back as an issue in the bedroom.

How rough are they in bed? Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? Just one, I think.

How many children will they adopt? None.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? They share that task equally, as with all things. Heisuke thinks it’s important for him to have an active hand in as many aspects of raising his child as possible, even the less-than-pleasant ones.

Who is the stricter parent? Both of them are pretty relaxed, to the point that I’m almost inclined to say Chizuru. She’s not stern, but she’s more decisive and has clearer boundaries.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Chizuru. Thanks to Heisuke, she’s dealt with enough dangerous stunts for a lifetime.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Chizuru, though their child is homeschooled, so that’s not usually necessary unless they’ll be going into town for some reason.

Who is the more loved parent? Both of them. They’re much better parents than they think they are, given that neither of them really had functional families.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Chizuru, if those existed in this setting.

Who cried the most at graduation? If that was a thing, they both did, and held each other.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Both of them, but Chizuru is more patient about it, so she’d be more likely to succeed.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? Chizuru.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Neither of them, but Chizuru is more discerning in her palate.

Who does the grocery shopping? Chizuru.

How often do they bake desserts? Quite a lot, actually.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Chizuru makes sure Heisuke eats a balanced diet, since he’s not overly picky anyway. He makes it pretty easy for her to take care of him.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Heisuke. It’s nothing special, since he’s not as skilled as she is, but he wants to repay her for all her hard work in keeping the household together.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? Heisuke.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? Heisuke, but he’s very careful that this doesn’t happen. The Yukimura village has already burned down once.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? Chizuru, but Heisuke does help.

Who is really against chores? Heisuke used to hate them, but Chizuru gives him incentive by turning them into challenges or offering little rewards.

Who cleans up after the pets? They don’t keep pets.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Heisuke, but he felt so awful about cheating that he swept it right back out again five minutes later and did it right that time.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? They never have guests, but given their circumstances, I’m pretty sure both of them would be stressed if anyone found them. Chizuru more so, most likely.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Heisuke, if they had a couch. It made his day.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? Chizuru by a small margin. More often than not, neither of them take an especially long time to bathe, but they do like relaxing together now and again.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? They don’t have one.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Always, but they never do anything major since they’re the only ones here to enjoy it.

What are their goals for the relationship? Surviving and supporting each other until the end. There’s no nobler goal than that.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Heisuke, but he told Chizuru not to let him do it since it throws off his sleep schedule and he’s trying to readjust to normal human times again.

Who plays the most pranks? Heisuke, but they’re always completely harmless and in good humor since he can’t bear to run the risk of hurting Chizuru in any way, even as a joke.

#asked #something-wild-cat #answered #heichi #headcanons