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shesresting · 7 years

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21/22 days late but heres a list of things i remember doing in 2016

- literally dived deeper into kpop hell (dont think i’ll be moving out any time soon.. mum this is not a phase!)

- i moved on (and a half) but whatever honestly

- lost my bottle thrice in college (just lost it again last week so its still going strong)

- a guy talked and asked me stuff as if he’s into me and i honestly thought for once 99.9% of males are nice and trustworthy but then found out he has a long term gf

- almost 19 and i still believe most male species are shit doesnt matter their age

- said “i miss you too” to ppl but didn’t rly mean it or even care

- went to exoluxion, cried and honestly thought sehun was my love of my life…

- cared about exo bts and got7 only (funny how i thought i’ll be a full on exo-l till death do me apart.. moving on…) (i still love them..casually!)

- got given a hand mirror(?) by a boy that is fucked in the mind

- went to two castings and faked brave

- didnt really go out my way to get my drivers license

- watched korean and japanese dramas like theres no tomorrow. but what if there wasnt tomorrow? think about it

- did squats because mum told me i have a flat butt

- was A Meninist Because I Dislike Girl Groups (thought they were too cringy for my liking.. im sorry i was ugly i’d delete myself if u want me to)

- dated no one

- ignored texts for a good week

- lost my glasses twice

- made some friends but realised i dont truly fit in anywhere so backed away

- hated boys so much that one time so i vowed to only love fictional men

- a boy i had a thing with when i was 15 randomly messaged me and i ignored after a few good how are yous

- burnt my finger from trying to cook a damn pouched egg

- downloaded mystic messenger because i wanted to see what the hypes about or probably because im a fucking loner? (just kidding)

- fell in love with zen and jumin

- obsessed and still as obsessed over a bunch of talented men that doesn’t care about me

- scored to cast in a mcdonald’s ad but i lost it. came to the conclusion that it was probably because i didn’t fake brave enough so fuck off anxiety but thats okay!

- some guy approached me just to say he got his hairstyle changed to a koreanish style (he probably hoped he did his impression well on the inside? im sorry dude but no)

- bought dean’s album. saw him with my own eyes. listened to half moon live

- i said i like his shirt (it was a sweater ctfu). he said thank u. our fingers intertwined! best love story to ever exist ladies

- had one of the best birthdays (i got like 2)

- realised i lived for 18 years and nobody ever knows The Real Me except for my sister although there’s like this one huge thing……

- went into an existential crisis everyday

- loved my pet hamster more than anything and everything in this world

- realised i am going to stay USS (Ugly, Short, and Stupid) forever

- pierced both of my helix at the same time, had a rough time sleeping at night, one of them bleed

- fell in love with shin hoseok of monsta x….truly_madly_deeply.mp3

- decided to make a twt account to support and uplift him just because ive never loved anyone This much… felt like no one’s as good and pure and nice and caring and attractive and

- finally got into ggs (best decision ive ever made!!!)

- became a full on mbb

- died

- obviously got reincarnated

#i was bored #thx for reading i guess...#false alarm i said the same thing about harry styles but whatevere #**

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