#(for legal purposes this is a joke)

[thesunshinecourts]

#tsc spoilers #tsc #the sunshine court #kevjean #for legal purposes this is a joke

[dreaminrainbows]

So happy for the Sainz-Leclerc family on the birth of their pup, Leo

(Charlie must be exhausted after intense birth but we're sure his Alpha is there for him)

Just a mom napping with her new pup

#for legal purposes this is a joke #charlos

[letsplayeternity]

Honest to god but are you even emotional support rivals (read work husbands) if you don't wave at each other while overtaking one another at 230 km/h

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #f1 #otp: nothing just an inchident #for legal purposes this is a joke #they're on their shit again #unhinged behavior #from both of them this time

[rayshippouuchiha]

Bleach really be like you either die and experience feudal Japan or you die and eventually become Spanish

#Bleach #for legal purposes this is a joke

[animentality]

choose who to

#polls #for legal purposes this is a joke #i know tesla is monitoring my movements but #dont let that sway you

[elcucurucho]

qsmp carnaval event immediately followed by the qsmp lent event where they have to play regular survival minecraft for forty days to mirror the suffering of the christian jesus

#qsmp #FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE

[tachylyte]

every person with ptsd should be allowed to kill at least one person who fucked them up per year. it would improve my mental health

#for legal purposes this is a joke #actuallyptsd #actuallyabused #actuallymentallyill #actuallyanxious #actuallytraumatized #ptsd

[wanderingcas]

what is it about new jersey that makes misha sexually flexible

#misha collins #for legal purposes this is a joke

[gayferrari]

can't believe Nico Rosberg stopped cycling to lose muscle and beat his teammate to the wdc when he could've just removed an organ

#yes yes we all know about the appendix but also consider: do we REALLY need two kidneys anyway #DANIEL I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL MORNING. do we need all ribs also? maybe nico didn't #brocedes #for legal purposes this is a joke

[archerofunspeakablelove]

My key takeaway from NBC Hannibal is that if you're mentally unstable and morally reprehensible enough you will naturally attract people's fascination and their friendship so maybe I should cave to the homicidal urges

#for legal purposes this is a joke #chaotic ramblings #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #matthew brown #anthony dimmond #hannigram #murder husbands

[mistressemmedi]

Ok but on a serious note, who gets to put aloe vera on Fernando's sore a-[GUNSHOTS]

#for legal purposes this is a joke #just a laugh since we're all feeling a bit tense #f1 #qatar gp 2023 #fernando alonso

[athenas-only-daughter]

The fact that this isn't just them making out is flagrantly out of character

#for legal purposes THIS IS A JOKE #but also??? true #dame aylin #isobel thorm #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[st-r-aykid-s]

Seungmin: I’m a skilled driver.

Jeongin: You accidentally hit JYP with your car last night.

Seungmin: Oh that wasn’t an accident. And I did it with skill.

#for legal purposes this is a joke #incorrect stray kids #stray kids #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect skz #skz #skz incorrect quotes #skz memes #stray kids memes #stray kids quotes #strays kids seungmin #stray kids jeongin #JYP

[cult-of-the-eye]

right so who are we shipping bonzo with?

#listen #if we're gonna twinkify him #he must be shipped #for legal purposes this is a joke #mr bonzo #tmagp #the magnus protocol

[khruschevshoe]

Everyone has been discussing whether or not the Shayne/Courtney wedding is real or fake and I would like to provide you a third option: the wedding was real and legal BUT ONLY for the return of Let's Do This. This is everyone's revenge on Arasha.

#for legal purposes this is a joke #but i do seriously want the return of let's do this so badly #i have literally no investment in the shayne/courtney ship #congrats if its real or if its fake #this was the funniest option for both the launch of a relationship or a prank #only way you can outshine arasha is lying to the ENTIRE INTERNET #rather than just your friends #smosh #shayne topp #courtney miller #shartney #shourtney

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

*Jigsaw voice* Hello, Ryan Guzman. And Oliver, I presume you're reading over his shoulder or something. Hi. Hey can you pet your dogs for me. Especially Jade. She's such a good girl. Give her some nice ear scratches and tell her I said she's a good girl.

Uh. Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes.

HELLO RYAN. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

I have heard that you like reading Buddie fanfic. Good for you. Isn't Mr. LAFD Updates Man funny? But. I have concerns. Concerns that you might have only read my fic where Buck is a stripper. Also the breeding kink fic. We all know why. And hey you do you. You're welcome.

HOWEVER

I have fics that are much better that I think you should read instead. Please choose one of the following:

Zombie Apocalypse AU

Greek Mythology BDSM Club AU

Reincarnated Soulmates AU

Vampire/Vampire Hunter (+ Reincarnation! Again!) AU

You are not obligated to leave a comment but you must post a picture of yourself in a silly hat so that I know you have read one of them. Don't worry you wear silly hats a lot so I'm sure it will be easy for you.

Oh I almost forgot! You have five minutes and then I unleash the piranhas.

K THANKS BYYYYEEEE.

#mads writes stuff #FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE #THIS IS VERY MUCH A JOKE #but like... you can't be sure he WON'T see this and he DOESN'T lurk on here #SO FOR THE RECORD RYAN HERE YA GO #in all seriousness I just had this idea and wanted to be silly