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lowkeydivine · 1 month
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Underrated panel
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nkogneatho · 11 days
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can't stop thinking about king!gojo who is so strict and intimidating in his court. the whole kingdom is scared of him. when he walks in the room, the chatters immediately silence as if you could hear even a pin drop clearly. when he speaks, everyone holds their breath and only exhale when the king is done with his sentence. his voice is not loud or hoarse either. it's mellow and alluring. but people know behind that sugar laced voice, is someone who shows no mercy who does him wrong. people have seen him behead his enemies within five seconds in the conversation. he spares none. he is ruthless. but you...
you are his weakness. his queen. no one knows what happens behind the castle's door. no one knows how he gets on his knees, kissing up your ankle to your thigh as he slowly lifts your night gown. no one knows how he is pleading you to let him have a taste of you. kissing it and licking it. nobody knows how their ruthless king has your thighs choking him as he eats you. the same voice that sends shivers down everyone's spine is now begging you to make a mess on his face. if someone were to glance at your window, they'd see his pale face glistening in your juices in the candlelights, blood rushed to his nose and cheeks like he has taken an aphrodisiac. your hands tugging his white strands. you take your hand back before you pull too hard and hurt him but he yanks your wrist forward, placing them back on his head. he looks up at you, parting his face from your core.
"pull till you see tears in my eyes. it is an order."
fuck. king's order. what choice do you have despite following it.
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canonjoshua · 7 months
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softwaring · 1 year
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lmfaooooo
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pherredraws · 6 months
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i think its so funny that no one knows that fionna and cake are real except simon. imagine if he forgets to tell marcy and just gives her a heart attack one day
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itssluv · 10 months
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Hobie just up and quitting when he saw the bullshit SENT ME mf threw the watch and DIPPED
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slutforwings · 9 months
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hate high humidity. its like the air is in heat and im getting its slick all over me
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cutetanuki-chan · 4 months
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“You can’t cure this,” said the Prince. “It’s spirit shit … possession. You can ward people so they don’t get grabbed—if you’re really good—but otherwise, chop them up and burn the bits. That’s the cure. Civilian or Edenite or House, it makes no difference.”
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iwoulddieforienzo · 4 months
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Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around
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kanis-things · 2 months
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choose your patron carefully !
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ennunanaiurov · 11 months
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That scene was very *chef kiss*
// ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅ //
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latenightsundayblues · 2 months
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Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head
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Ive been cry laugghing for five fucking minutes
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schnuffel-danny · 1 month
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The funniest thing about this is the implication that Jack edited those signs himself and then got them printed out somewhere
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I know the "Vlad fursuit" is the main focus here, and it is very bizarre, but the posters really are the cherry on top of this obsessive weirdo cake....
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Like you know Jack is the one who made these, because he's the only person who calls Vlad "V-Man"
This man was sat at the family computer with a 2004 version of Photoshop editing random photos of Vlad that he has saved... Imagine being Jazz, it's like 9PM and you need to check on your Neopets before bed, you walk into the computer room and your dad is just there... editing photos of your fucked up and evil uncle....
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distorted-graffiti · 4 months
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they could be the worlds worst polycule
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pedro-pascal · 7 months
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RAHUL KOHLI as Napoleon Usher in 'The Fall of the House of Usher' (2023) trailer
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mwagneto · 1 year
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im so glad almost all detective media seems to recognise the very important fact that being a detective is inherently homosexual
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