#(and also it should've been gay)

[messrsbyler]

modern au mike wheeler, fan of one direction, after classes are done, on his car, remembering how will smiled at other guys during the day: IS YOUR HEART TAKEN? I-IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE ON YOUR MIND? *twists volume almost all the way up* I'M SO SORRY I'M SO CONFUSED JUST TELL ME- *sobs and bites fist* AM I OUT OF TIME?!

lucas, on the passenger seat: there, there, buddy. let it all out *hands him handkerchief*

he should've, he should've, oh, he should've kissed him~

#mike singing i should've kissed you to the top of his lungs #it ain't that deep but for him it is that deep #will smiling at other dudes? sickening #lucas is on mike duty today bc dustin had to deal with mike last week when that dude from lab made will laugh #byler #byler memes #mike is a gay mess and in pride month? scandalous #mike wheeler #will byers #byler tumblr #gay mike wheeler #bi mike wheeler #mike wheeler wants to kiss will byers #and also sing to 1d tunes to the top of his lungs #we've all been there he ain't special

[shitty-check-please-aus]

why didn’t anyone tell Chris Pine to look at the part of his character sheet where the spells live. bards have spells and cantrips and shit, they can have more stuff than just lutes

#also. why weren't any of the women gay #like. they should've been

[halforcdad]

in retrospect, its funny that kate and lucy were so worried about the ncis/fbi liaison thing when ncis sac jane tennant, who saw their whole angsty, snippy, slow-burn lovers-to-exes-back-to-lovers soap opera play out in front of her eyes in 4k for months, culminating in a free adele concert in her backyard and a make out sesh that she avidly cheered on, didn't bat an eye about their professionalism

granted, whistler was the fbi's liaison so tennant might not factor there, but did they really believe mr. "jane tennant's never let me down, also i love bbq so much im playing around with my new fancy tongs during work hours" asac curtis would need more than an 'it's cool' from tennant to be convinced that it was fine

#ncis hawaii #ncis hawai'i #kacy #lucy tara #kate whistler #this is a joke i get it its a very gay coming out type storyline #but also like kate and lucy were spiraling meanwhile their bosses were like #god i hate drinking cold coffee and #god i sure do love bbqing like they couldnt have given a shit less about lesbians that day #kate should've been more worried abt her texas gf wrestling curtis over differing bbq opinions

[exausta-verytired]

I'm bringing all of you to the capoeira practice

#also wondering how many of you are only siblings because I'm pretty sure the first place I learnt to throw a punch was at home #I also got in a lot of physical fights because I took no shit with homophobic bullying and cat calling #but but. both football and capoeira in my neighbourhood were important to me growing up because it gave me the knowledge that I could in #fact beat up a man because physical strength isn't the only thing at play #and I do think the fact most boys grow up having very physical games while girls don't plays a huge factor in women being conditioning to #not react #genuinely think the most important thing when you're in a real fight. is how many real fights you've been on before #a lot of men are very weak for pain. you can beat them in endurance. like I understand there's disadvantage but I hate the DOOMY way some #women talk about men being larger/stronger as someone who's successfully fought off many situations #but this is also why I hate most self defense. like regularly practicing martial arts does help. but a 10 hours course will not kick in a #desperate situation where you need muscle memory. my best advice is if you don't know how to throw a punch just DON'T you can do more with #your elbows or slapping. just. a lot of fights it's being willing to let the desperation kick in and go for the throat yk #honestly I KNOW how to throw a punch and even I tend to go for elbows because I'm 160cm and not that strong lol #anyways my worst opinion as someone who works with teens is that I think sometimes we should let kids solve some problems with their hands #will always pretend I don't see gay students or women who get harassed throwing punches #some of you truly should've caused more chaos in your school years #also it's really sad that women were banned from capoeira for a long time some 'tradicionalists' still complain #it's all about being nimble and smarter in order to beat an opponent you ASSUME it's stronger than you. it just feels great #gave me a lot of confidence when I really needed ot

[jasontoddssuper]

Nonstop whinning about how y'all are oppressed because your shitty ass and bland ships were made to be platonic instead of romantic but nobody ever brings up who we were found family-baited out the ass with what should've been the best fictional found siblinghood of the 2000s AND the 2010s

#yes i am spreading my anti zutara agenda but mORE IMPORTANTLY THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN FAMILY!!!!THEY *WANTED* TO BE THEY *DESERVED* TO BE #percy meant so much to nico and he clearly meant something big to her too and they tried so hard to show it despite their problems!!! #there was *love* there and rick just threw it all away the second he realized he'd made nico gay!!!I HATE HIM I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH #why do i get the feeling he knows he made percy also queer(trans woman + bi)and that's why she's forcing her with annabeth more than ever #HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO (throtles him around)AND PERCY AND NICO ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (happy autism noises)HOW'D *HE* COME UP WITH THEM #nico di angelo #percy jackson #persephone jackson #nico and percy #rr crit #pjo #hoo #this is an autistic 4 autistic and transmasc 4 transfem friendship y'all(also black 4 black to ME) #good times #letters from summer

[endiness]

love how kurt literally says "'bisexual' is a term that gay guys in high school use when they want to hold hands with girls and feel like a normal person for a change" but somehow he wasn't being biphobic

#glee #!txt: glee #anti kurt hummel #even back when this aired and i still liked him i knew he was being biphobic #also like blaine literally calls him out on it??? #which is what makes the writing for the rest of the episode SO disappointing #bc ultimately kurt was justified in what he said #like yeah blaine might canonly be gay but needed to actually try things out for himself to really determine that #but he still should've been allowed to call kurt out afterwards abt how just bc he IS gay that still doesn't mean bisexuality isn't real #but instead it just ends on the note of kurt being smug that blaine's gay :| #(also as if the show in general doesn't have a history of biphobic writing???)

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

looking over my John Was Bi doc (yes, I have a John Was Bi doc) again and I just noticed this and it just makes me Laugh A Little:

Three people John apparently told about this.

Only for this:

Fuck knows what was said.

Boy that was YOU! 😭😭😭

#the green is me marking disclaimers btw #anyways I just find this funny I realize John is probably not the one who started the actual rumours that spread across Liverpool #and also much much much sympathy of course but this is sooooooo silly and goofy #imagine being hunter davies reading John in LR trashing your biography you worked a whole year on #I would've called him up and gone “boy I have you ON THE RECORD admitting to gay sex. is THAT the authenticity you were looking for??” #(I am not Seriously suggesting John should've been outed. However I AM seriously suggesting taking LR John down a peg) #<- the way no one else would add so many disclaimers to their John Lennon joke post #anyways ily John but you Are a silly man #john #beatles crack #john speculation

[lady-harrowhark]

You know the Gilmore Girls episode where one of Emily's maids sues her for wrongful termination and she has to ask Lorelai to serve as a character witness? That but it's Glaurica complaining about conditions on the Ninth and they interview Gideon.

Also have fun at the concert!! Sending good thoughts for her to play Ivy, it's my favorite too <3

I spent way too much time on this but I truly couldn't help myself

#thank you for this wonderful thought #i am extra obsessed with this because i've been channeling huge lorelai energy for pyrrha in my BRE fic #i literally put in the outline like 'raised by pyrrha AU: the vibe is Gay Gilmore Girls' lmao #(also it was an INCREDIBLE show and she did not play Ivy but she DID play Would've Could've Should've and Mine and I cried through both) #ask #procrastinationaccount #tlt #tlt memes

[valyrfia]

just reread the mortal instruments for the first time in like seven (?) years and like it's fine and all but the concept would've been so much more interesting in the hands of a queer author

#expand tags to read more lmao #the mortal instruments #anti cassandra clare #my take with any body of work tbh #alec is my favourite but also very much gives Tortured Gay Written By Straight #clary should've ended up with simon (à la peeta mellark effect) #i love jace but he loses all personality as the love interest #also i will live breathe and die on the jalec hill they should've got the storyline that emma and julian did #the fact that the forbidden parabatai love story was given to a STRAIGHT couple is absolutely ridiculous #also i fucking hate malec it seemed so romantic when i was like 15 but now i cannot read it without thinking of my first relationship #ie. young and inexperienced me VS. what may not legally be grooming but technically is #à la rhys and feyre i HATE this immortal falling in love with a teenage mortal bs #red flag #magnus is also a gay character written for straight people #like he's fine but he's not giving yknow #i just relate a lot to alec and hate how him and magnus are so romanticised #IT SHOULD'VE BEEN JACE #imagine how good a jace and alec slowburn would've been in the last three books #talking of gay shit get izzy a girlfriend (and have it be me) #i jest but not - all of the lightwood siblings are gay wbk #clary is their token straight #all this to say give this idea to ME not to the ex ron x ginny author #anyway rant over #some teenage books live up to the hype (hunger games) and some don't (these)

[wildflowercryptid]

ngl i'm still kinda sad over how disappointed i was by the last arc of shikimori's not just a cutie, it just felt like retreads of previous chapters and a lot of wasted opportunities to flesh out the secondary & side characters more...

#yet another subject that gets my urge to make video essays going bc god i have a lot to say about this actually #there were so many fun potential dynamics we could've gotten to see but didn't bc the manga focuses so heavily on shikimori & izumi #which yeah they're the main characters & ( only ) couple but the way the side characters are barely focused on in the last half >>> #was at the detriment of the series i think #like inuzuka & kamiya should've gotta a chapter together to explore their dynamic #also saruogi & hachimitsu apparently they ride the same train and the author just. didn't play with that??? #it would've been fun to see how those two would try to navigate interacting w/ each other #( i also think they’d make a cute side couple which i think the manga would've benefited from ) #( them or kamiya & nekozami those two feel kinda gay to me ) #i'm genuinely curious if the author was dealing with burn out w/ the series near the end it did run for over a 100 chapters after all #i'm going to stop myself from continuing to ramble in the tags but UGH it's just such a bummer to me!! #i really liked the manga at first i'm so sad that i ended up feeling so frustrated by it #mj.txt

[rockingego]

my dad is so funny to me sometimes because he'll go on huge rants about how shipping and headcanons are toxic and if you don't take everything from the Canon material its toxic and then I look at all my headcanon designs and look back at him like 🧍‍♂️

#net's brain dumps #He says shipping is toxic because the characters sexualities are never stated so by making them gay its toxic because they're clearly strai #But like he also just said that the sexuality is never stated so point to me where it says they're straight #I really don't get him he'll say all that stuff and then proceed to say #Nezuko and Zenitsu is a last second bull shit pairing and it should've been Zenitsu and Inosuke??? #Because “Zenitsu would've just said Inosuke is close enough to a girl” #Like bro wtf 😭?? #I dont get him

[smfstump]

not one of my coworkers trying to consistently pressure me into drinking/smoking with him and misgendering me nearly every other sentence then getting mad when i un-added him on snap?? when i never once even opened his original snap to me???

when it's not my day off i'm probably going to talk to my DM to remove myself from training him again bc this is getting ridiculous, it's 2:45 am and he's blowing my phone up about this but i can't block him because we work together-ish

#getting a little fed up about this #he's also been treating me like a district manager when i don't even cover his store at all #i trained him originally bc i train all the managers in my system #for reference he's an assistant manager of another store and i'm the manager of my own store #our district manager oversees both our stores and one other store #initially he and i got along well but 2 days in to training this guy for 3 days straight i was looking for a way out #he tells me all about his 'bad trips with weed' and how he 'doesn't wanna drink alone' #like bitch WHAT #you're 5 years older than me and know i can't legally drink #i'm also 99% certain he's gay? which makes it even more confusing #literally just not gonna reply until thursday bc i'm off today for yom kippur #which he made fun of me taking off. for the record. #fuck this guy lmao💀 always talking about how he deserves to be a full manager yada yada #cant even make a decision by himself! always needs to run it by me or our DM #he's also not fully trained #bc he spent most of the shifts i was trying to train him fucking around or disappearing for an hour to go pick up food #which like. whatever. but i already gave up 3 days i should've been focusing on my own staff to train him #why should i be forced to give up more #literally this dude needs so much validation from me it's not even funny #he almost exclusively sends me voice memos and shit then demands i listen to them while i'm trying to do shit in my own store #i don't care about his store's drama! it doesn't affect me in any way!! #ngl i kind of doubt he'll last the winter especially when he finds out he's not coming in our annual business trip #they don't have me running my own store at 20 and training people 2x my age for nothing #sorry not to vent about work at almost 3am #whizzy speaks #personal #tw vent #oh my god and i know he's pissed bc our dm likes me better💀 he was bitching about dm tearing him to shreds about the state of his store #he asked me if dm does the same to me and i got the absolute pleasure of telling him no #our dm really only gets on me about keeping my freezer alphabetized and i run ideas and numbers by him but that's it. he was SO pissed lmaoo

[definitionofacritter]

there's nothing like remembering every couple of months that a fanfiction you started when you were 13 yrs old is still online and available to read. and every time, you think about rewriting the beginning bc it was shitty, or deleting the whole thing bc it was still not great by the end, but you instead brain wipe yourself—

—and repeat the process in another 2-3 months

#i know ppl still read it so i don't wanna disappoint anyone by removing it #also I'd hate to delete almost 3k reviews bc those kept teenage Deffy alive at some points tbh #house of anubis #shout out to the fandom I'm sure y'all are still thriving #i hope the headcanons have gotten a lot gayer over time #scarred!amber should've gotten a girlfriend and scarred!joy/patricia should've been mentioned as a possibility at least #i was a baby gay at the time and mark/haru was the furthest i could convince myself to go

[goblinalchemist]

Me waiting for any real story progression in the Delicious Party Precure.

#am tired man #why the hell did they put Takumi/Pepper into the opening since day one #only to give him maybe 5 minutes of collective screentime #it's August and we've only ever seen 2 bad guys doing essentially nothing of value #Yui's whole character is being hungry #Takumi needs to stop simping it's not gonna work bro just move on #i don't like Cure Finale being blonde after transformation it should've been violet and u can't change my mind #also why desserts/parfait mid-season Cure do u guys not know any other types of cuisine? #i firmly believe Takumi's dad is just having a gay time with Yui's dad and stay away from their wives #rant over #beikon's banter #delicious party precure

[agreatandhonorablesoldier]

i love when people complain about the realism in tgm of naval ranks not bbeing taken seriouusly as if Maverick wouldn't have been force retired a decade before for refusing to become an admiral.

#*top gun brainrot #logically mav should've been an admiral or retired #but we handwave the rules to make the movie work #also why are we complaining? i did not come here for a militarily accurate time. I came here for fast planes hot people andd gay bitchy exes

[comraderoscoes]

kylie was there with redbull though i believe :(

yeah i saw 🥴 with her british citizenship she should really have been supporting our bri'ish drivers

#also. if she claims to be for the gays then she should've been with lewis #i don't make the rules 🤷‍♀️ #anon #ask