#(also parallel steve coming out of the ice not knowing wtf was going on to bucky coming out of hydra's brainwashing confused disorientated | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dateagirlwhosweird · 7 years

Text

Date a girl who whispers from the shadow. Date a girl who stands amidst the thick smoke of riots in the street but disappears a moment later. Date a girl that watches and waits in your peripheral vision. Date a girl who never moves unless you blink. Date a girl who is an amalgamation of multiple bodies with constantly blinking eyes and screaming mouths. Date a girl who needs to be suspended in a block of lead to keep her from escaping. Date a girl who was part of a Sex Cult and that her child will unleash the death of mankind and the universe the day of its birth on 1/03/14. Date a girl, who is literally white noise, you can only see vague movements of her on the TV. Date a girl who actively SCREAMS to minimize the noise of the outside world. Date a girl who whispers sweet apocalyptic predictions in your ear. Date a girl who hikes… Hikes very large mounds of human flesh from a mighty battle that hasn’t ended and still goes on. Date a girl who’s been alive since the Second, Third, and Fourth American War of Independence. Date a girl who fought against slavery in 1945. Date a girl who fought against racial discrimination in 250,00 BC.. Date a girl who has fearfully been staring at her reflection for over an hour. Date a girl who has no reflection, I mean… She does… But she doesn’t know where it is. Date a girl who buzzes like static. Date a girl who literally has a VCR tape for a head, and all you hear when she speaks is the screeching of rewinding film. Date a girl who has been dancing with the ghost of Frank Sinatra in that abandoned theater down the street. Date a girl who hangs-out with Dean Martin, Steve Martin, Kevin Martin, George R.R. Martin, and Todd at your local 7-11. Date a girl who can read ancient Babylonian and has spoken to their ancient Gods. Date a girl who has spoken to Babylonian Gods and knows of our future. Date a girl who has gone mad as she wrote a fanmail submission to the tumblr blog “dateagirlwhoseweird.“ Date a girl, a girl, a girl, a girl, a girl, a girl, a girl. Date a girl who wears jumper cables like it’s in style, like… wtf BECKY!? Date a girl who has been watching the Shining since last summer on repeat. Date a girl whose 100 foot tall Monstrosity of Eldritch power. Date a girl who cleans up gore and viscera after all the battles that take place in the orbiting Space Station high above our heads. Date a girl who has literally spoken to H.P. Lovecraft and is actually the inspiration for all of his writing. Date a girl who has been staring at the void. Date a girl who has traveled to the Mariana Trench and has been terrified of returning. Date a girl who recorded the girl who traveled to the Marian Trench and saw that there are things down there no-one should see. Date a girl who translates everything she reads and says into Sanskrit. Date a girl who climbs Sequoia Trees to commune with the ancient forest spirits. Date a girl who digs into the Earth’s mantle to melt her ice cream. Date a girl who has spoken to Friedrich Nietzsche, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx and told them to chill out. Date a girl who hangs out with Cecil from WTNV, and has tea with him and Khoshekh. Date a girl who has a dogweed tree sitting outside her tree AND IT’S MADE OF DOGS! Date a girl who has been screaming at Orion to give back her belt. Date a girl who lives underneath your floorboards and has been waiting for you to go insane and tell the police what you did to that old man. Date a girl who has been reading Edgar Allen Poe since she was a mere child. Date a girl who sniffs the grass before proclaiming to the world that she loves grass. Date a person who isn’t a girl but is in fact a guy who has way too much time on his hands and wrote a massive submission to “dateagirlwhoseweird,” truthfully he doesn’t even want to date anybody he just kinda wanted to make a joke. Date a girl because honestly all girls are actually perfect and don’t actually require labels. Date a girl who emits carbon monoxide. Date a girl who emits a neon glow whenever she feels emotion. Date a girl who has literally fought trees. Date a girl who swears that she’s seen the angel Gabriel and that the paintings that supposedly depict him are so false, he has a beard and kinda looks like a guy who hangs out at Coachella every year. Date a girl who hangs out in the putrid sewers of London in 1800’s. Date a girl whose love for Pizza has evolved to becoming Pizza. Date a girl who loves writing in Sanskrit. Date a girl who took a Western Civ 101 class over the summer and regrets it, only to learn that she’s actually been relieving history since the time of Gilgamesh. Date a girl who stands at the edge of the universe. Date a girl who lives somewhere between time and space, but snatches a kiss from you whenever she manages to penetrate your realm of existence. Date a girl who is actually your realm of existence. Date a girl who beeps in place of your alarm clock. Date a girl who rides an albino deer that has a reflection of a waterfall permanently in its cornea. Date a girl who does dissections on specimens that have been preserved since the day she was born, March 15, 2052. Date a girl who is fearful of the Ides of March. Date a girl who says “Et Tu Brute?” whenever someone does something silly. Date a girl who believes “l'appel du vide”. Date a girl who broke a knife while she was using it as it was intended. Date a girl who knows Albert Camus and is one of the major reasons for why he believes we live in an absurd universe. Date a girl who is literally a severed leg. Date a girl who sneaks through the bushes and stands there, waiting. Date a girl with a deer head and makes deer noises, but she also walks around in the woods outside your home. Date a girl who worships cthulhu and the elder gods. Date a girl who has met Nyarlethotep. Date a girl who has met Hastur. Date a girl who is one of Lovecraft’s Elder Gods. Date a girl who is feral and has been stalking the alleys of your city. Date a girl who steals the clothes off of clothes lines but returns them after she remembers that the end has yet to come. Date a girl whose end has yet to come. Date a girl who has swallowed an entire yogurt cup by the spirits that talk to her from her basement. Date a girl whose actually the monster underneath your bed. Date a girl whose the creature that lives in your walls. Date a girl who lives in that secret room in your house with the singular chair and the terrifying scratches and indentations in the walls. Date a girl who was found in a dark room crouched up against the corner eating something. Date a girl who hangs out in the subway and stares at people, fearful that they will realize the train they’ve boarded will bring them to a different dimension. Date a girl who has multiple tentacles. Date a girl who is actually a cosmic horror that searches for another dimension to call home. Date a girl who calls your brain her home. Date a girl who has survived the Russian Winter. Date a girl who killed Hitler. Date a girl who is actually a shadow person and that they stare at you from the darkness of your closet. Date a girl whose in the closet, not like that, when you sleep she comes out and stares at you. Date a girl who lives in that burnt down shack outside of town. Date a girl whose actually statue from antiquity in the British Museum. Date a girl who can cure all disease. Date a girl whose the God of Abraham. Date a girl who incites fear from the mortals that surround her. Date a girl who hangs out in ancient Greek and Roman ruins. Date a girl whose been remaking all the texts from the library of Alexandria. Date a girl who told the Egyptians to build the pyramids. Date a girl whose been living in the Brazilian Jungle. Date a girl who lives in the secret room underneath the Vatican. Date a girl whose a reptilian alien that’s been controlling our government. Date a girl who resembles a famous person you can’t quite recall. Date a girl whose been a background character in every movie and TV-show you’ve ever seen. Date a girl who spontaneously jumps into existence just to use the bathroom. Date a girl who is actually a parallel universe of version of the mods who run this blog and is actually all of them in one girl. Date a girl who wears a dress that is perpetually on fire. Date a girl who listens to the Misfits so often she herself is the Crimson Ghost. Date a girl who roots herself in the ground and has taken nutrients from the earth. Date a girl who runs around in circles around the town, she never stops. Date a girl whose been dragging her foot around the town to the point where there is now an indent in the concrete that forms a terrifying eldritch pattern. Date a girl who will sacrifice your town for the sake of humanity. Date a girl who drives a KIA, no not the car. Date a girl who has entered the [REDACTED] Room, and has returns knowing more. Date a girl who absorbs the flesh of the dead inorder to replace the past flesh she has absorbed. Date a girl who lives under the compost pile in your backyard. Date a girl who lives in the pile of dead deer that the government collects in-order to keep her satiated. Date a girl who lives in trees and allows her cardiovascular system to connect itself to the tree’s xylem and phloem to extract more nutrients. Date a girl whose home for insect-like creatures that use her body as a hike. Date a girl with a mouth resembles a leech. Date a girl who is literally a leech. Date a girl whose head resembles a speaker. Date a girl who speaks in chirps, squawks, and clicks. Date a girl who’s existence is incomprehensible.

#submission #body horror /#mouth trauma /#unreality /#animal death /#death /#long post #hall of fame

156 notes · View notes

thelimpingalpaca · 5 years

Text

Iron Man Infinity Stone: None Villains: The Ten Rings, Obadiah “Iron Monger” Stane The Ten Rings cell that had Tony is dead, so is the group that Obie had executed by his guys (something that is never brought up again, are they like Black Water?), Raza is unknown, Obadiah is killed by Pepper.

Back In Black! I’d forgotten it started with the convoy kidnapping A whiskey tumbler in a humvee? Be a little more ostentatious Tony. This is an excellent introduction to his character Oh that phone. So 2008. The pressure wave from that explosion should have liquefied him Las Vegas- 36 hours earlier That’s not the Howard we know Is Rhodey supposed to be younger than Tony? “My great mentor.” Happy is so young. “And what about The Merchant of Death?” Christine Everhart is not fucking around. “Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.” Howard is just the worst. That mansion really is fantastic. Pepper is fucking brutal and I love her.

His flight should have left at 5:30, it’s past 7 MIT commencement in June- so March-ish Deflect and absorb. That’s Tony in a nutshell Rhodey has been waiting for three hours at what appears to be a Stark Industries private airport Rhodey is salty and it is well deserved. Tony is being a dick. Bagram Air Base- Afghanistan Stark Industries Freedom Line Proprietary repulsor technology Tony’s a little racist with that line about the bad guys not wanting to come out of their caves. Oh that Verizon phone The funvee Tony’s the goddamned luckiest man alive. Having an operation with minimal anesthetic in a non-sterile environment and not getting taken out by a staph infection Ugh not the nose tube Yinsen is a genius Headed into your atrial septum Electromagnet keeping the shrapnel from entering his heart “How did they get my guns?” at least he really believes that his company is good. “Welcome Tony Stark, the most famous mass murderer in the history of America.” They hold his head underwater to get him t build the missile and he hears Pepper call his name “When you’re done he will set you free.” “No he won’t.” “No, he won’t.” Yinsen lectures him about not dying like this. About a last act of defiance. But he thinks he’ll be dead in a week. “Well then, this is a very important week for you.” Yinsen gives him the low down on the Ten Rings Palladium. .15 grams. He needs 1.6 at least. Are you just now learning his name? WTF Tony? 3 gigajoules per second I have always heard this line as it could warm your heart but I think it’s supposed to be run. Which makes more sense. I’m still not sure why the magnet wouldn’t eventually extract the shrapnel on it’s own. But I don’t think I’m supposed to think about it that hard. Yinsen is from Gulmira. He has a family. Tony does not. A man who has everything and nothing. They have until tomorrow. Tony the blacksmith. It’s a good look Is nobody watching the camera feed? He as to memorize how many steps and turns to get out. The timeline is accelerated “I’m gonna go buy you some time.” “Stick to the plan.” And then Yinsen breaks my fucking heart by firing at the ceiling the whole time. He can’t kill these men even to save himself. You should be afraid of the dark. That is how you do a reveal I missed this part in the theater cause I had to pee “This was always the plan, Stark.” “Thank you, for saving me.” “Don’t waste your life.” There are so many parallels to Steve holding a dying Erskine. Tony burns it all and flies away from the explosion like a badass. Almost And then he wanders the desert like Jesus Which I think makes Rhodey God That hug And Pepper’s tears Tony! Go to a doctor Their relationship is just the best He was in captivity for 3 months “Press conference. Cheeseburger first.” Hey Coulson SHIELD wants to debrief Stark “I never got to say goodbye to my father.” Tony has doubts This whole speech is great and his character just keeps circling back to systems with no accountability What is that look on Rhodey’s face? Is it disappointment or sadness? Worry? Tony wants to do better They haven’t had a breakthrough in arc reactor tech in 30 years (so 1980?) “No more of this ready, fire, aim business.” God, Obie’s manipulation hurts Tony why is your PA helping you perform open heart surgery on yourself? This is not acceptable. He’s going into cardiac arrest The way she says “It’s going to be okay. I’m going to make this okay.” While freaking out “I don’t have anyone but you.” Tony, you are lying about not being nostalgic Spring break 1987 Tony wants to bring Rhodey in on Iron Man Rhodey wants him to take time to get his mind right What are those glyphs on his keyboard? Why do you keep the bot if it’s not helpful? Is that possibly nostalgia? The fire extinguisher gag never gets old “I thought you were done making weapons?” “This is a flight stabilizer.” And he goes flying. A+ writing “I didn’t expect that.” Stocks dipped 56.5 points He has controlling interest in the country Day 11, test 37 Does lecturing the bots make you feel better? “Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.” Listen to your AI Tony, you built him to care about you and he would like you to not die. There’s a built in sort of parachute function that stabilizes him while he’s falling and the suit is dead. What happens to that function? I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t have fallen through the roof and the floor but it’s funny And the fire extinguisher Proof that Tony Stark has a heart Seraphim tactical satellite Tony Stark’s 3rd Annual Benefit for Firefighters Rumor is that he’s been bed ridden for weeks Jarvis, I love you Estimated completion time on the new suit is five hours Obie you monster “Give me a scotch, I’m starving.” 24th at 7pm at SI Tony being utterly distracted by Pepper in that dress He is taller than her and it is laughable Coulson is judging you Pepper’s freak out is completely reasonable Tony doesn’t get it And she tries to kiss him and he doesn’t reciprocate “Like, at least 3 olives.” Oh look, the last woman he slept with. He thinks this confrontation is about sex and is reasonably panicked It’s about Gulmira “Well I’m not my company.” Tony had no idea about the double dealing Obie locked him out. Filed the injunction and then claims it’s about protecting him Tony hate watches the news That is shockingly clear news footage The Ten Rings is ISIS When did you have time to build that assembly machine? Also his tactical scuba suit It’s a badass looking scene though Is it snowing or is that ash? 8 dead men “He’s all yours.” Is too libertarian for me. A shot from a tank can’t kill him. At least 5 more dead Edwards Air Force Base, California They can’t figure out what agency the bogie is with Col. Rhodes from Weapons Development Get better at lying maybe? Whiplash One He can go super sonic and has flares for misdirection And he destroys a billion dollar jet with his abs F22 inside a legal no fly zone Rhodey wants plausible deniability The training exercise bit “This is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.” Her horror at the bullet holes That sonic emitter is cool But why leave Raza alive and kill all of his men? Tony needs Pepper to hack “I’m gonna find my weapons and destroy them.” “There is the next mission and nothing else.” Where is this man during the Avengers? “I shouldn’t be alive unless it’s for a reason.” She doesn’t want to watch him die. But she’ll help him do the right thing, cause he’s all she has too And I love that they tell each other that Sector 16 She finds out Obie paid to have Tony killed At least she’s a good liar Obie wears his pants like a racist “Tony never did come home did he?” Why would you have that stuff on the SI server? Coulson’s there so it must be 7 on the 24th And Pepper is smart enough to take the agent with her “Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave with a box of scraps!” And Obie is the worst. When did he become indifferent enough to Tony to do this? What is that thing that extracts the arc reactor? Did he get it from the basement? “Your father, he helped to give us the Atomic bomb. Now what kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?” a better fucking world! We did not need the atomic bomb. Tony’s face “Too bad you had to involve Pepper in this. I would’ve preferred that she lived.” Does he like her or is it just caue killing them both is too messy? Pepper to the rescue And Rhodey just accepts what she’s telling him He looks so miffed that the bot was helpful “Good boy.” Pepper has five agents as back up “Keep the skies clear.” What are all those chains for? The super villain aesthetic? Pepper runs like a boss over grating in four inch heels And Obie climbs out of the ground like a horrible bug “Your services are no longer required.” Obie, please The family in the van is very Spielberg Power 19 percent “For 30 years I’ve been holding you up!” “I built this company from nothing and nothing’s going to sand in my way.” Was he running the company while Howard was off at SHIELD? Cause the company existed in the 40s. So… “Sir, it appears his suit can fly too.” Jarvis, please “I know the math!” Rhodey and the training exercises The icing problem He’s on emergency back up power Pepper needs to overload the reactor and blow the roof “Trying to rid the world of weapons you gave it its best one ever.” Pepper Kills Obie That “Tony!” is the same one from the cave God-titanium alloy SHIELD is covering it up, Rhodey is helping They’re saying Obie is on vacation and his small plane goes down They have a moment and Pepper drags him like she should. “Will that be all Mr. Stark?” “Yes, that will be all Ms. Potts.” “That would be outlandish and… fantastic.” “The truth is… I am Iron Man.” Fade to Black Sabbath Post credits “You think you’re the only superhero in the world. You become part of a bigger universe, you just don’t know it.” Boy has he been waiting for fifteen years to say that “I’m here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.”

#Iron Man #IM #notes #marvel rewatch #mcu #tlap

1 note · View note