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heartshapedbubble · 1 year

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Hi can I request Andrew, Luca, William, Wu Chang and Antonio reacting to having an s/o that can crush a watermelon between her thighs.

this req made me shit bricks when i first received it in august LMFAOOOO this was so fun to write anon thank you so much for this/gen

andrew, luca, william, wu chang and antonio reacting to their s/o crushing a watermelon between their thighs🕸⚡🏈☂️🎻

andrew kreiss🕸

he is... confused to say the least

when you first did it he jumped out of fear thinking you hurt yourself by doing so

this man would probably burst into flames after one pretzel stick he has NO idea how to react

....he'd be lying if he said it doesn't interest him though

like. he is INCREDIBLY lost and maybe even disturbed but like. do it again

"is this something they do to sinners in hell? can you use it as self defense? does it hurt your thighs?" a bit gulity of asking these questions ngl but he can't help it

might start avoiding you after that... simply out of fear that it was a bad omen and that you might try crushing his skull instead when he messes up in the games LMAO

william ellis🏈

not shocked at all

he didnt even fucking flinch when it burst he just stood there with his usual 😃 face

"hehe. nice. now watch me" (proceeds to crush a watermelon with his own thighs)

tbh william can be competitive as hell and he would somehow make a competition out of this too

after that whenever y'all ate watermelon in the manor he always shouted "DID YOU GUYS KNOW ___ CAN CRUSH WATERMELONS WITH THEIR THIGHS¿¿¿¿¿ GO ON ___ SHOW THEM!!!!"

might ask you details on how you train/build your thighs just in case...there's always room for self-improvement

next time he sees you he's going to whip out two watermelons and ask you if you can crush both at the same time (cheeky bastard)

luca balsa⚡

mans is just losing his shit at it

"how do you do it??????? how long did you have to build your legs for this??? at what angle does it crush the fastest/easiest???? what technique did you use???" like andrew but with zero self control or fear

so intrigued he'll whip out the nerd glasses and the notepad to study it. bring a few extra watermelons cause once he begins you'll realize it's gonna be a looooong day

i kinda think that he'd be more interested in the physics aspect of it than the crushing itself tbh

after enough research he would try to crush one with his own thighs

...which didn't really go well🥲he's got chopstick legs but we still love him

that absolutely did not discourage him though. he'll find a way to do it himself. somehow. one day.

wu chang☂️

their reactions are quite different

at first they just kinda... side eye each other. not condescendigly tho they just have to clarify they're both seeing the same thing since they didn't expect this when you told them you have a suprise for them

xie is like ☺ "thats... very cute honey!! i'm very proud of you!!!! you've been working very hard!!!!"

no idea how to properly react or process it really but since you seem really happy about it he simply has to share your enthusiasm okay!!! xie the world

fan just smirks. "now crush a pumpkin."

this motherfucker is going to tease you and give you more and more impossible physical challenges just to make you all red in your face and see you angrily give up just crush his head instead at this point

would rather drown himself in that goddamn river again than admit out loud that it's absolutely badass but it becomes obvious after some time. he's not an emotional mastermind after all

antonio paganini🎻

not overwhelmed by it either! hes just chill like dat

he finds it so funny actually - he's grown tired of all the elegant plays and balls that he experienced while playing for royalty so this little peculiar performance of yours put a wide smile on his face

it gave him a good laugh too, not in a mocking way it's just so bizarre and unexpected that he couldn't help but laugh

would joke about it like "i love a partner that can just beat the shit out of me" after seeing it lmao

"you can kill people with that, but personally i wouldn't have an issue with it if it was your thighs in question~" what a fucking flirt GET HIM OUT

if you'd challenge him to do the same he'd just give up after the first two tries... his legs aren't his best asset

he CAN crush a watermelon with his hair though. maybe you should be more careful the next time you try to wriggle out from its grip...

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beautifulphilosopherbird · 20 days

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Dungeon Meshi rewatch ep 4 notes

dearest @eelo I figured I might as well use this opportunity to fulfill a wish of yours and bring my ass back to tumblr 🤣🤣 when this goes terribly wrong and I start living on here again I am totally coming for you btw

new dungeon structure info:

3rd floor is the Golden Castle that is now in ruins

there are toilets in the busy areas of the dungeon, scattered around

skeletons of former castle residents roam the halls LMFAO look at this dude

most monsters on 3rd floor are bones or decayed so there aren't many you can eat but

GOLEMS ARE HERE IT'S THE GOLEM GARDEN EPISODE lmfaoooo love it

Senshi uses golems as a garden bc they've got perfect conditions to grow food

he kills them by hitting their core so that they can harvest veggies

it's against the law to activate magical creatures without permission (Senshi plants Golems without permission lmfao)

you can revive them by replanting them

side note: I really find it interesting how death is not as big of a deal in this universe. It's not like they don't care at all, but there doesn't seem to be question of "is it really the same person/creature"? maybe it's just me, but I feel like I'd worry about that a lot if I lived in their world.

this quote from Senshi!!!! YES! I agree and I love him for this

turns out Senshi gets his fertiliser by cleaning the toilets on this floor oops (Marcille is NOT happy about that lol)

another great quote from Senshi, this whole part is awesome. he's basically saying that if he stops cleaning the toilets and tending to the Golems, the whole dungeon will change because the monsters from lower floors will come up to take the place of the Golems etc. It's a delicate ecosystem and everyone plays a part, which is why hunting and eating monsters and giving back to the dungeon is important for maintaining balance. I love it 10/10 lore and world building

Senshi used the veggies to barter with some customers on the lower levels but they probably won't have time for them rn

there are merchants in the dungeon and it seems kinda hush hush secret club vibes but they get in (and then almost get thrown out bc they brought veggies to trade with a bunch of criminals ig lol)

oh the orcs are here! I forgot about them (btw they're Senshi's "customers from lower floors"), anyway they kill everyone but Senshi & friends

the red dragon has been showing up near their settlement so they had to run to hide on the 3rd floor

LMFAO they steal their veggies and Senshi asks if they can stay in their camp so

orcs think elves look "barbaric" which is also a really nice touch

HAHAHAH I forgot gilrfailure and the orc arguing while Senshi is happily making bread

anyway, bad blood between Orcs and Elves, they each have their own version of the events that paints the other side as the worse one (another nice, realistic touch of world building)

the orc mentions the whole "defeat evil magician, get castle/dungeon" thing and asks Laios what he'll do when he gets it (which he hasn't thought about)

RIP Crafty

random detail: orc cuisine is spicy

awww that ending was so wholesome

Laios says he'll think about what he'd do with the castle/dungeon if he got it. King Laios is a funny idea tho maybe a bit scary too

random screengrabs:

the carrots sticking out of Laios' armor are sending me aofhoashfoiah

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #bread #lmfao #dunmeshi ep 4 #dunmeshi rewatch #I love this anime #thank you eelo #dunmesh

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theloveinc · 5 months

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i think Kirishima would get addicted to Subway, like that boy loves a footlong with a bag of chips.

absolutely gives you the other half of his sandwich always, only eats it if you say no to it.

He is just like me!! I love a good ol' subway AND need a bag of chips or a soup with my sammy or the meal isn't complete.

God forbid he only discovers it on one of your trips home to visit family...... 'cuz he eats there literally once and is suddenly acting like he's never had a good meal before in his life AND crying when you have to leave it behind to go back to Japan. Throughout your whole trip, you catch him ordering it for delivery at absolutely random times because he both wants to get it while he still can, and... just has the appetite to eat home cooked food made by your family AND. a whole fucking submarine.

But if we pretend that Subway is the same in every country... and it's so funny to say because he's NOT stupid, but... I do think he gets caught up in the whole, "it's healthy!!!!!!!!" thing, at least he claims, and "healthier than some other places!!!" when you pester him about eating darn-near a loaf of bread.

I do have to disagree with you, tho :( ... I think he WANTS to give you half of his sandwich, and would, if it came to down it. But after the first couple times ordering and having to split everything in half, he starts needing a whole footlong to himself and just orders two every time he goes so you can have your own. LMFAOOOO. He is so ridiculous, but can we blame him? No.

(He's so... man. about it, too. Brings home his sandwich and delicately unwraps it like it's some sort of baby, and puts it on a plate, and pours his chips out very neatly on the side, and gets himself a lil side dish of raddish pickles. Who tf does he think he is, it's HILARIOUS.

He meets your? dad or brother or even just male co-worker and they literally bond over it asdjkfa;sjdk.)

#kirishima #why did i write so much about subway #oh well i do love it #and tbh can eat a whole footlong by myself #so. thats probs why #he's generous but that generosity extends to just buying u a full meal alongside his own without even asking #he shares everything else normally tho and tbh he would split a sammy if he only wanted half #but most of the time. yeah. he wants a whole one LOL lord knows he can finish it and more #american hoagies... his second true love #he probs starts teaching himself how to make them #and then suddenly he's baking turkey and making sub oil #adljfalksdfm #i love him #also ive been craving subway for months but i havent been to the train station recently :(( sigh #hope this was alright!#caitie things #anon #food tw #gen

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stormblessed95 · 2 years

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We need to talk about Jimin's reaction to JK mentioning a marriage proposal. Although i dont think he was actually angry but he seemed a bit annoyed, and confronting Jk right there on live i was like🧍‍♀️😳. Also round of applause for JK handling it like a boss, he said 👏i👏just👏saw👏it. Hobi and Tae reactions is me when a couple start bickering.

I was so so happy that we got another Vhopeminkook live after a concert! They said "it's always us 4 hanging out" and they just keep proving it! They are so cute 😭

And AS I SOMETIMES DO, I'm going to go ahead and use this to talk about the whole Wlive. Lol except imma need someone to teach me how to link lives from weverse because the app isn't giving me a copy link option??! Why? Regardless, until I figure that out (preferably I can do this from the apps) here is the full live link from youtube

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And istg they are so funny. Not even a full minute in and we have jikook bickering over marriage proposals 🤣 Yoongi marry me is a standard joke at this point. Lmfao Jimin even jokingly teased Yoongi after the grammys about finally accepting ARMYs proposals. But wow were the vibes during this one different! Lovemaze did miss on their trans here below right after JK says he say "jungkook marry me" hobi repeats it and JK squints his eyes at the camera and jokingly goes "you want it" and Jimin looks genuinely like "uhm. No sir" for a second there before they just start bickering in a more lighthearted manner. Lmfao like you said, momentarily annoyed before laughing it off and teasing JK about it, perhaps drawing a boundary line about accepting rogue marriage proposals from fans lmfaoooo

He wouldn't let it go!! Lmfao JK immediately being like "nah babe, no. I was just saying I saw it not that I WANTED to marry anyone else!" It was giving "it's just army. You don't need to be jealous of army" 🤣🤣🤣 Hobi and Tae were so funny too just laughing. It's peak friends of the couple behavior as they bicker over amusing couple shit. Lmfao very lovers quarrel of them

Bonus, it cracks me UP that we now have BOTH of them getting a tad bit defensive over the other getting fan proposals in front of them 🤣 JK glaring after hearing a fan shout "jimin marry me" in 2018 and Jimin wanting to know how JK really feels about it all in 2022 🤣

Also everyone laughing so hard because Jimin said what sounded like a curse word and his rushed explanation that it wasn't that word, he wasn't cursing! Lol the panic! Followed by the jokes that they would see news articles the next day about how BTS Jimin cursed in a livestream 🤣 followed by the same jokes when Tae misspoke too. They are so funny! They also spoke about things they wanted to do differently (like during Idol) but were told no. An ARMY shared a video of what they had planned on doing originally when they did it during rehearsals if you wanted to see. And Jimin being silly off camera and the way all 3 of them were watching him 😭 imagine being loved this much by the people around you!

And we progress further into the live and Jimin informs us all that Jungkookie has very strong farts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmfao I'm dying! All the Busan satori jikook are using during the vlive during the teasing. I bet being in their hometown is bringing it out in them more! Lol especially with how whenever they speak to each other in these little side conversations, they just automatically casually slip into informal speech we well. JK slipping into satori asking Jimin to scoot over further on the couch so he has room

It's always the tone of voice with these two! Jimin turned JKs Ramen bowl around when he was mid bite since the label was showing, but JK thought that Jimin wanted more to eat so he was just automatically trying to hand it off to him. So sweet. And again, with the informal tones. JK asking if he is free to eat the food "over there" and Jimin saying he can and JK just replying with the cutest and most informal 고마워 (thank you). Jimin taking another big bite of the Ramen and I guess it was an extra spicy bite because he made the cutest "no thank you" face and immediately handed it off to Jungkook who took it for him. Lol it's not anything major but it gave very boyfriend-y vibes

Jhope speaking so meaningfully and asking armys to trust them and talking about the concert and Jimin just nodding and clapping to give support in the oddest and cutest way. Lol and JK just copying his little claps for Hobi 🤣

Followed by their funny dance moves together which is YET AGAIN ANOTHER INSIDE JOKE they share from a show they watched together. It's CLEARLY something they do alot. Watch shows and movies together and continually reference them. Lol an adorable habit. Which they followed up by making silly/knowing faces at each other. But it begs the question. Was this look exchanged due to their little jokey joke dance? Or was it about what Tae was saying about future concerts? What do yall know???

And JK looks so endeared and giggly over how loudly Jimin is slurping his food off camera 🤣 Tae "aren't you slurping too loud?" 🤣🤣

Jhope telling a story about how once when he went out to eat, the shop owner just kept talking about how RM came there once too 🤣 Jimin telling the funniest story about how when he was asked if he was BTS Jimin, he said no. Lmfao and Tae and JK sharing that they wanted to go out after getting to Busan this trip but were too tired and didn't do so. But Jikook DID both get to go home and see their families. Which makes me SO HAPPY. Jimin saying his family made him Seaweed soup for his birthday. JK saying he also went home and his mom also made him Seaweed soup. Lmfao Jimin laughing and reenacting the scene of Mrs. Jeon giving JK Seaweed soup for JIMINS birthday. (Which is a very cultural thing, you get Seaweed soup on YOUR birthday with YOUR family, you don't eat it on other people's birthdays. So it GREATLY speaks to the vast level of closeness between families, aka, the Jeons basically considering Jimin family, someone whose birthday they celebrate in such meaningful ways, even if he isn't present at the time. You can read Dallogas post about it.) And JK speaking informally to Jimin about the soup too. Just so much to consider! Lol

It's honestly the awkward silence that follows that whole exchange for me before the tension breaking with Jimin getting awkward about it and pretending to leave. With everyone's abrupt awkward laughter and Jhope changing the subject IMMEDIATELY to JKs glasses thanks to armys questions in the comments 🤣🤣🤣 boy they do a lot when Jikook say something out of pocket, don't they? 😂 Of course we get Jimin pointing out Jimin o'clock here too, and JK confirming it! And both Tae and JK saying they will try to join Jimin on one of his next weekly lives he has been doing. JK confirming twice that he will try to make it to a live! Me: trying not to get my hopes up too high but really hoping! Vmin, jikook and/or vminkook lives?! 😍

This was such a cute live. I'm so glad they hoped on together for a bit to just hang out and also double confirm lots that this isn't their last concert, they will be back and to continue trusting them. And tease about how Jins new solo is super good. I'm excited!!

#jikook #kookmin #vhopeminkook are the cutest #221015 jikook #jikook vlive #jikook vlives #jikook in 2022 #domestic jikook #jikook seaweed soup

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curatoroffiction · 2 years

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MC Who Loves Cyphers/Coding

I just remembered this thing a friend and I used to do back and forth, and now I have an MC concept. Okay, so, my buddy and I used to do this thing where we’d send each other coded messages back and forth. At first, it started with us learning Morse Code, at which we very quickly realized we could force the other person to decypher messages like “Ur a bitch” which was so funny to us, that we started upping the anti. Over time, we started using new codes to trip each other up, not telling the other person what codes we used. It had to be something the other person could find/study if they were clever enough, but outside of those parameters, it was mostly free-game.

Eventually, we started nesting the cyphers. Which means, taking the already cyphered message and running it through another cypher. This would result in paragraphs upon paragraphs, even upwards of pages of text that would amount to a message like “You’re the bitchiest bitch of all of the land and I bet you took too long figuring out this message. Fight me.” So I’m imagining an MC who, one day, decides to bring up cyphers to another character. They explain them, and show them how they work, and they send them a cypher message for them to decode. Only, it’s an insult and the MC is grinning like an idiot. Over time, this back and forth escalates between MC and the character, and they reach a point where they are sending pages upon pages of coded messages back and forth. Where coding comes into this, is that I’m learning coding (C++ and C#) and I was thinking back on this time period, and I wish I had a ‘fight buddy’ to fight through coding programs and stuff. Someone who we could go back and forth, having to analyze each other’s codes, compile them, and then go back and forth between the code and the program to decypher the messages, which would amount to insults. It’s a really great system. I’ve been told it’s akin to having a rival relationship, but super nerdy. Lmfaoooo I imagine this MC would get along really well with characters who’re book nerds/coding/programming/game design nerds? These would be your characters who’re obsessed with machines and programming stuff, or characters who love a challenge of unraveling something by their own wit and grit. When I fought my buddy, I’d go out and get help from other friends who were well-versed in cyphers, so I also imagine this MC going and roping other characters into this little game and it just becomes a very fun back and forth, only the characters who get roped in don’t realize that they’re putting all of this work in to decypher an insult. Hahahahaha “I DID IT, I FIGURED IT OUT, THEY’RE USING A MODIFIED VIGENÈRE CYPHER!” “Ooh, what’s coming through??” “Y O U A R E A M E G A B I T C- What the fuck are we decyphering” “Oh I’m writing a rebuttal as we speak.” “We’ve been spending an hour on this” “Yeah, and now they’re gonna spend two decyphering our insult.” --- I just imagine this MC sitting with a group of folks, chatting away, and one of the characters just walks up and drops a stack of papers in front of them and silently throws a white glove in their face and walks away. MC, now looking through the papers, realizing they’re looking at code, just going “No.. no... NO.. NO I HAVE TO TRANSCRIPT THIS, YOU BITCH!?” and all the characters around them being confused like “What is happening right now” I love when tormenting people is a love language.

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taylorkellyreporting · 8 months

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i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: hsmtmts 2x01-2x12

gina saying ‘i’m gonna make my mark’ while walking through nini and ricky, causing them to break their handhold…yeah.

poor gina, she likes ricky so much

that was harsh, ricky didn’t deserve that.

oh my God, nini’s ‘team kourt’ pullover is so cute

blondie has a great voice but she’s a shit person, i have to say

kourt, ash and gina did so good but i kinda wish ashs voice wasn’t at the forefront

i officially hate blondie, how dare her laugh at big red falling???

ashlyn as belle my beloved <3

I KNEW SHE WAS A SPY

the hearts on nini’s face, aw

lmfaoooo he’s in denver

‘…i’m taking it in stride’ ‘you’re dressed in all black’ pls

big red saying valentine’s day is centered around the color red so he should have it on lock and pointing to his hair was hilarious i love him

ricky definitely has some buried feelings for gina cause there’s no other reason why their scenes are now slightly awkward in that cute way it is when characters have mutual feelings for each other and don’t know how to act esp when one half is in a relationship 🤭

‘there are just some things i tell you that i don’t tell anybody else’ ‘i think we do that for each other’ who else is doing it like them? definitely not rini lmao

not ricky shushing gina cause nini’s calling??? now why would he do that if he didn’t feel slightly guilty for hanging out with her? emotionally cheating ricky we love you🫂

big red and ashlyn are so adorable together

GOD RICKY AND THE CHOCOLATES, I CANT BREATHE

the way ricky immediately sent that text to gina, he’s so fucking obvious 😭

‘love you, mom!’ seb is so cute

kourt as lead when??

ricky’s fucking face when he sees nini’s voicemail and gina’s text 😭

reds song was saurrr cute

ricky’s down so bad, gina didn’t even say anything funny and he immediately lost it

‘what, do i need to send you a random box of chocolates to prove it? 😏’ gina is literally the only one so far who brings out ricky’s flirty side

‘i go big, gina. you know that.’ GOD

kinda wanna throw hands with mr mazzara for being there for ej but not willing to be there for ricky earlier

need someone to notice something’s wrong with gina and hug her

is gina leaving again? kinda getting that vibe

gina’s performance was AMAZING

WOW i think that’s genuinely the best cover of ‘the climb’ i’ve ever heard

‘i’ve never been accused of being speechless’ 🫂

oh wow, they stole their beauty and the beast idea

‘i’m ready to come home’

‘what would you ask your future self?’ ‘trick question, gaston’s dead!’ he’s not wrong 😭

ricky’s allergic to change and it’s definitely his parents fault

‘i wouldn’t quit on us, if i wasn’t moving away’

‘nini’s back and…he’s so happy now’ SHE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY, TOO!!!!

espionage 😭😭

gina finally got a hug 🥹

ricky saying he’d ask if the beast and belle were still together in the future + nini writing that song…yeah, they were built to fall apart

‘oh my God, is your phone hungry?!’ lmfaoooo

‘do you really think they’d steal from us?’ ‘i would :D’ pls?? gina’s so funny 😭

‘if you leave me unsupervised with their costumes i cannot promise i won’t go all gina 1.0 in there’ lmfao i love her

the way i gasped in sync with everyone else when that kid called the costume fugly 😭

ricky and nini is the worst relationship on the show

OH MY GOD???

okay, i did NOT see howie being the beast coming

‘miss jen, we didn’t break anything’ ‘would you like me to be the first?’ miss jen said her hands are rated E for everyone

‘keep our heads down and our chins up’ ‘i don’t think that’s physically possible’ ‘it’s an expression, sebastian!’ she’s so done with him 😭

rini needs to end, they aren’t good together at all

i already hate ej’s dad, he sounds so full of himself and he’s only said a few words lmao

kourt’s mom is the best parent on the show i fear

damn, all the relationships are imploding this ep

i would’ve preferred gina and ej just being friends tbh

i feel bad for nini and ricky of course, but their relationship was not it

okayyyy an andi mack reunion!! i’m here for it!

i love the song and video they made, i just wish ricky was there, too

gina is so damn shippable cause why am i here thinking her and jack would be cute together

ricky’s song is so good

ej showing up at the airport…ricky should’ve ran into gina there on his way home and they should’ve taken an uber together or something

‘i think i may have played troy at one point’ pls 😭

lily’s incredibly annoying

seblos 🥹

oh fuck, ricky fell 😭

the musical is really good

A BIG BROTHER FIGURE, I’M CRYING

lily stole the harness, didn’t she?

well.

‘i’ve always seen your name in lights’ oh my God, they’re so cute!!!

why can’t gina ever just be happy?!?

Gina and nini’s friendship (i use that word loosely lmao) is cute

nini being more upset about her and gina than ricky and gina…she doesn’t give a fuck about him dkgjfjs

oh wow, gina’s definitely gonna introduce nini to her brother

‘are you happy?’ miss jen is already better than both of ricky’s parents just by asking that simple question

i’m so glad they dropped out

oh brother

the cast performing you are the music in me 🫶🏻🥹

aww, olivia crying 🥺

that’s a wrap on s2 and if you made it to the end of this lb, pat yourself on the back lmfao

#hsmtmts lb #long post #hsmtmts #anti rini #anti portwell #ricky bowen #gina porter #nini salazar roberts #kourtney greene #ej caswell #ashlyn caswell #big red hsmtmts #carlos rodriguez #rina #seblos #ricky x gina #gina x ricky

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n4talia-chaparro · 4 months

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DEAR LORD!! AND OHHH MAN!

(Pretend this isn't a vent or a small rant, I can't keep it in my chest anymore just laugh. Pls laugh pls I'm so funny X3333 !!)

I love the CU fandom so much that it makes me wanna cry and remember the fucked up shit I went through when I see a proshipper (KxM shipper) on my page1!1!1 imagine being 9-10 and you got groomed by someone that USED to be your only friend, your only friend that teaches you how to RP and make more friend. Then they asked you to rp as M and they rp as K to make sex rp and then their other partners accused you of grooming and said you hurt them first even tho you were 9 and no one believed you only because they used you for nsfw art request only LOL X333 years has passed and your 14-15 new people then recognize you out of nowhere and began to bring up your pass and accused you of pedophilia. lmfaooo so funny IKR? LMFAOOO

7 YEARS OF HOPING PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND THE TRUE CONTEXT AND MY ISSUES BUT NO ONE LISTENS BECAUSE I'M ONLY KNOWN AS A "GROSS" PERSON. "PROBLEMATIC". "SICKO" THAT'S THE ONLY THING IM KNOWN FOR.

I was a child. A FUCKING CHILD. I was so young when I was dragged into the amino group chat not knowing it has groomers and proshippers. Irl gore, irl n_des, irl SH. I have experienced so much I cannot describe I much I appreciate the bad side of the fandom for RUINING me.

Too bad the good side of the fandom also has scumbags and assholes because whenever I see a nice individual, it gives me flashbacks. It makes me remember some of my groomers. I cannot get it out of my head much I keep overthinking and overworking only because people prefer the perfect ones. It gives me a terrible flashback

And RIGHT NOW SOMEONE RECENTLY SENT ME TEXT SAYING I SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR MY PAST ACTIONS AND ASKED ME WHY I KEEP POSTING AFTER WHAT I DID LMFAO

IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE I SEE BOTH SIDES AS TOXIC. AND PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO BE SO MATURE AFTER THAT TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE THEY WERE SO WRING XDDD I'M SUCH A BURDEN NO WONDER WHY THEY SEE ME AS PROBLEMATIC- HOW I AM GONNA BE MATURE WHEN YOU GROOMED ME AND TOLD ME TO ROT TO HELL ONLY BECAUSE I WAS EXPRESSING MY EMOTIONS AND TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM ME LOL LMFAOOOO God I love the old times,,,, :333 </33

#natty rants #pls ignore this LMFAO #tw mentioned gore #tw mention of sh #tw cp mention

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deedeli-liveblog · 1 year

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RWBY ReWatch Volume 4: let’s slow it down now

I’ve rewatched Volumes 1-3 multiple times (though it’s been a long time), either by myself, showing it to a family member, or watching a reaction video of it. I have watched Volume 4 precisely 2 times. Once in the original liveblog, once again with either Jay or my mom. And since it’s been so long, this’ll prob feel like a whole new watch for me.

That being said, I remember this part being a lot slower story wise than the first 3 Volumes, so I’m not sure if I’ll have all too much to say about it.

Ugh, RoosterTeeth moving RWBY onto their own site wouldn’t bother me if they would at least put the character shorts in the playlist with the show. I know they aren’t necessary to watch, but you put effort into them, you’d think you’d make it easy for people to find.

i know i’ve got it bad when just seeing tyrian brings a smile to my face

aklhsdkhafjds, Emerald pushing Mercury out of the way so SHE can stand next to Cinder.

okay, wait i lied, I have rewatched the fight between Qrow and Tyrian. multiple times. because i love it. but I think that’s the only thing in Volume 4 I’ve seen more than twice.

Oh that’s right! Oscar’s introduced in this volume.

I really like the song for the Volume 4 op, Let’s Just Live, it’s actually one of my favorites from the soundtrack. But the visuals are a little... lacking. Some parts even look a little goofy when it’s trying to be serious.

I didn’t forget Ren’s history with his village being destroyed by Grimm, but I didn’t remember how... quickly his anxiety over it seems to crop up when in a similar situation. The second they step into Shion he gets way more curt and... passive-aggressive, we’ll say. That actually adds a lot more context to how he acts in Volume 8 too. It’s pretty similar.

Jacque has a single framed photo on his desk and it’s of Whitley and Whitley alone.

With as jumpy and paranoid as Blake was, how did she not notice the guy in a full body cloak tailing her.

Sun’s so funny, I forgot how good he is this volume.

It’s kind of funny seeing Sun complain about Menagerie being cramped while walking on a wide open street, with like, 10 extra people on it, lol. He doesn’t even bump shoulders with anyone.

I still think Corsac and Fennec have really cute designs.

This Life is Mine is also one of my favorite songs on the soundtrack. Having said that, I realized that I actually haven’t listened to the soundtrack since Volume 4. I should get on that soon.

“If they’re so arrogant that they think they can get by without proper kingdom defenses, then I say good riddance!” I wonder how this lady is feeling when the Grimm start attacking her home turf.

yessss, Tyrian is finally here!! this next bit will be me gushing about tyrian

the way he grabs onto Jaune’s shield is sooo funny, but also Jaune has some good upper body strength to be able to hold a full grown man in the air with one arm

and then he just crashes through the wall for absolutely no reason other than the drama

Oh, hey! I forgot Tyrian said he had a slight interest in Jaune. We haven’t seen why that is yet. He glances down at Jaune’s shield when he says it, so perhaps it has more to do with Jaune’s family legacy than Jaune himself.

The way he says “Surprise!”. Tyrian’s voice actor is so great, his character wouldn’t be the same without him.

SO funny how everyone just stands there when Ruby is about to be poisoned by Tyrian, fdakjhdsa. I know the intention is probably that none of them would’ve made it in time, but no one even moves to try either. Jaune is the biggest offender, he just stands there and closes his eyes, lol.

Tyrian isn’t even surprised when Qrow shows up, he just giggles a little akhlakfdhsjha

Qrow just fucking punching Tyrian in the face remains one of the funniest things to happen in RWBY.

And also Tyrian shouting “You BITCH!” at Ruby, lmfaoooo. How dare she dismember him, he was only trying to kill all her friends and family and then kidnap and torture her to death! Such a bitchy response.

I think it’s a good thing I decided to rewatch the show. I remember a lot of the broader information, but a lot of the details I’ve forgotten. Like each of the relics representing knowledge, creation, choice, and destruction.

Oh my god, Ilia! I can’t believe I forgot about Ilia

I can’t remember if Oscar ever said if he told his Aunt he was leaving or if he just ran away from home.

damn oscar, not even gonna say thank you? where are your manners

hhhhh baby ren is so cute

the violin cover of boop playing in the background while baby ren hands baby nora the hammer actually made me start crying

“I’ve got you here, don’t I?” please, i’m still crying

Thinking about the Nukalooka, and if the characters faced off against anything else just as creepy, and then I remembered the fucking Apathy and good god, I am not looking forward to that again.

Tyrian just wants his master to love him, he’s like a little puppy. A completely psychotic little puppy.

Maybe Weiss shouldn’t have worn the loudest shoes in existence while she was trying to sneak out.

“You’ve never trusted anyone but yourself.” “And for good reason!” Good god, Ironwood.

I was actually pretty supportive of Ironwood during this part of the series and I think a large part of that was his actions being framed in opposition to Jacques’. Clearly, if Jacques didn’t like it-- since he is a completely self centered prick-- then it was a good thing to happen. Ironwood had always been extreme, but he ultimately seemed to have his heart in the right place, so his actions weren’t that bad. Now with the context of Ironwood’s downward spiral, it’s all too obvious how fucked in the head he was.

But that’s the great part about rewatching all of this. In hindsight, it’s all so obvious. But just like all the other characters around Ironwood, those who know and support him, it’s hard to see the cracks in the moment.

Soooo, we didn’t see Klein at all since Volume 4 iirc (and I probably don’t), and I can’t remember if it was said why since they’ve been back to Schnee manor a few times since.

I like that the little :3 is still left in the captions while Blake is talking to Sun.

Not quite as much to say for Volume 4, which is what I figured would happen. A good portion of the volume is just quiet character moments and then set up for the next volume. A lot of self explanatory stuff. Still enjoyable, but undeniably slower than what we’re used to with RWBY.

tyrian was the undisputed best part of this volume tho akjhdsklahsd

Anyway, to Volume 5!

#RWBY #RWBY liveblog #liveblog #RWBY ReWatch

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fairycosmos · 1 year

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lmfao what in the actual fuck was that anon... I hope they get help

to restore balance on your blog I would like to say that you're extremely lovely and wonderful and make the lives of many people on this silly website much better and spiritually I'm handing you a mug of apple tea right now <3 have a great night 💛💛💛

they wanted attention LOL and i gave it to them out of the goodness of me little old heart i suppose teehee <3 no worries honestly A. no one's obligated to find me nice or attractive though theyre clearly a v mean spirted and sad person and B. i know it seems weird bc i genuinely don't like myself and have low self-esteem but when ppl try SO hard to bring me down like that it just makes me think like. theyre clearly gagging for my time and attention and saying whatever to do get that reaction like in a way it gasses me up lmfaoooo it's just funny

thank you angel!! this is v sweet to hear. would love to sip some apple tea with you on a misty morning and talk about nothing and everything. i really luv the majority of ppl who find me on here and i'm glad we all get to talk like this, for real. it helps me through a lot of stupid and dark shit. it's a two way street really. i adore ya!! <3 <3 <3 be sure to have a great night too. x

#anon

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shina913 · 2 years

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hi shinaaa!! i just finishe coquet and oh my god????? this was seriously amazing! i remember watching the wedding date myself when i was writing my fic ‘unexpected lovers’ but ahhh seriously jungkook as an escort? i didn’t know i needed that till now.

i loved the humor you had in the series. mindi and jimin are for sure my favorites because they’re so full of life and carry such a big heart. i’ve always found them super entertaining along the way and wow i swear i had some assumptions while reading it… 1) being that jennie definitely did SOMETHING cause she acted sooo weird in the bar on her bachelorette party when y/n brought in haru… ugh i almost choked reading the part of y/n and taehyung’s dad collapsing… seriously i was in shock over jungkook i thought for a good minute he did too much research on his part to play his role but turns out it wasn’t like that…. 🙄🙄🙄 i was stupid for a good solid minute for thinking that lmfaoooo.

the aaaaangst HIT HOME. like it was so raw and just happened so fast which you did so well! i loved the tempo because it shows that chaos can literally erupt incredibly fast once someone breaks the ice…

the buildup between jungkook and y/n slowly becoming more open to each other and feeling just incredible comfortable was so heartwarming to read… god the smut 😩😩😩😩😩 he’s so down bad for her and i just cannot process.

overall i loved this series, everyone was super mature and talked things out and handled it just so well, and the fact that jungkook and y/n at last started dating slowly again but took their time really shows how much they care for another and that they don’t want to mess up anything. ugh they’re so in love i’m gonna fucking run into the sun.

shina i loved it. your writing amazes me and your dialogue feels so natural! thank you for bringing coquet to life!! hope you have a wonderful day/night.

(i’ll be reading more of your work ;) 🥰🥰🥰🥰)

Hi Lati!!

Wow! Thank you so much for this note! This is going to be a long response so I’m adding a cut below 😅

Thank you for finding some of the elements funny 😆 I have the weirdest and most awkward sense of humor so I will take this compliment and cherish it!!! Jimin and Mindi--ahh 😌 They're my comfort characters! I love a good sibling/cousin dynamic because I'm personally very close to my sister and my cousins as well. The sassiness on Jimin was also something I wanted to keep playing up. Truth be told, this was not supposed to be a maknae-centric fic but...I happened to see several Jimin edits while I was writing Ch.2 and...I thought, why not? And I do not regret it!

I was definitely laying the foundation on that Jennie 'twist' early on. That was one of the elements from the movie that I wanted to change--I didn't want OC and Jennie to be sisters. Just the whole betrayal in the end did not sit well with me (even though I love the movie, regardless)! So I decided to make OC and Tae be step-siblings instead and have Tae actually find out about Jennie and Haru instead of being kept in the dark like in the original (another thing that did not sit well with me)!

Bahah! The JK-twist was very crack-fic 🤣 I probably laughed about it with my sister for a good 10mins when I was pitching the idea.

And yes--the whole confrontation and the blowup in the end? Oof... I got some mixed reactions then but as you said, in the heat of the moment, everything and all things coming at you at once--and you're backed into a corner? You lash out at the first person who's in the same space with you. It's unfortunate and not a valid excuse but it's also a very human reaction.

But it all worked out! They took the mature approach and talked things through. It was rocky at first but they figured out what worked for them so they could build a solid relationship. They really are down bad for each other 😏 I personally like flipping the tables around, especially if there's a good opportunity for it. And JK ending up begging for it was just...🤌🏼✨ it just made it hotter, IMO!

Don't run into the sun, babe!!! 🤣 But for real, I love these two so much!!! I'm glad you enjoyed their story as much as I loved writing about them.

Thank you so much for reading and screaming about it!!! I really appreciate the feedback 🥰

PS - I just started reading "Unexpected Lovers" but got interrupted by work 🥲 I'll continue tomorrow but I'm very intrigued 👀

#lati #jjkeverlast #coquet x jjk reblog #coquet finale

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moonjxsung · 1 month

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HALLOOOO!! im giggling and kicking my feet reading ur reply to me >.< oh GAWSH O_O ur too loveable for your own good... everyone's going crazy >v< uni today was gooood! I DID eat ... and treated myself to boba... !! hehehhehe :> i had 6 hours of class tho :/ my 6th midterm of the term went well tho!!! 2 more to go... calculus tmrw T^T and the assignments and labs NEVER end :c today in one of my classes we watched a super awesome documentary about women of colour in science and it was SO GOOD ... it was kinda funny seeing my sexist, racist prof try to talk about it LOL still hate his guts tho- luckily my friends and i always bring snacks to the class so it makes it more bearable anywaysss HOW WAS YOUR DAYYYY HOW R UUUU!! 🌱

BOBA SOUNDS AMAZINGGGG IM SO GLAD U GOT A LIL TREAT I had boba the other day and it was like this new strawberry flavor they had?? and WOW…. life changing. Altered my brain chemistry fr

MIDTERMS SEASON RAHHHH GOOD LUCK MY ANGEL YOU GOT THIS ‼️‼️ calculus though….. 😦 I fucking HAAAATE CALCULUS oh my GODDDD CALCULUS MY OPP…. THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. I believe in you though you can DO ITTTTTT 💓💕🩷🫶🫶 GO GET EM !! Also that documentary sounds so good and the fact that your racist and sexist prof was forced to talk about it LMFAOOOO 😭😭 GOOD.

MY DAY WAS GOOD TOO I literally had back to back meetings since 7am and then had a meeting with a senior leader at my company which went really well and he was so nice, we’re planning on scheduling another meeting just to talk about life because he was so interesting and sweet !! I forced myself to go to the gym despite how exhausted I am and then showered for the second time today and now I am catching up w all of you, best part of my day always 💓🩷💕👼 I LOVE YOU POOKIE good luck with exams tomorrow and let me know how it goes!!!! I AM ROOTING FOR U SO HARD

#🌱 anon #ask

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baekhvuns · 2 years

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I'm late, hi!

So true Mr Fix On is doing the most, he's the biggest black hair anti and I love him for that. He said "no ot8 black hair agenda, thanxx" (if Rengoku Mingi cards appear I'm afraid I'll have to collect.....) Speaking of blue, Wave Yunho... <3 I'm still holding onto purple Hwa agenda, he even mentioned purple a few times so 🥰

Yep if Jennie wants me to teach her a thing or two about security systems I'm free! Also @ YG & @ Hybe do something!

HP fanfics were my first introduction to the world of fanfiction I think 😭

Feet are a no no, this reminds me of

So many people do not see the DV potential, but I see the vision and I'll always defend DV! Though it's not as hated as my baby Fireworks </3 Funny because I saw this on my TL recently

No worries miss Baek I'll be waiting (im)patiently for that villain Y/N like my life depends on it (it does)

Hwa's playlist showcases his personality so well, sentimental, wholesome, bright, emotional and... whore 💖

Ydksdueuwushs I'm sorry I'm trying to prepare us for the heartbreak Love in Contract will probably bring. Right this show isn't a lovey dovey stupid rom com so I'm confused about the tone, but intrigued as well. Let's see what's happening in the next episodes 👀

CEO Hwa texts like that? Does he randomly transfer a shitload of money too? Number juseyo 🤲🏻

Lookism was very big back in the day, but it went to shit like most webtoons, still it's from Netflix so a big deal!

I'm glad I'm team fuck them kids otherwise Ateez x kids would send me into frenzy, rip to all those suffering, but I'm different, it's still cute tho. The girl was all over Wooyoung lol

TIME TO DIE!!!! The photocards, please give me that photobook soon. Thoughts on the new lightiny, she's causing controversy and I'm not a fan though I see they're releasing clothes for the handle lmao, why couldn't they slightly alter the OG and add some cool functions, sigh. I haven't even used my ver 1 lightstick 😭 the memes are so good though

Alright we all know CEO Seonghwa, but what about secretary Park 😵

Also wtf are they up to in Thailand 🤨 - 💖

hi hello!!

LMFAOOOO the biggest black hair anti, should’ve not taken smn mingi (tho was brown ish) for granted 😭😭😭 UR AFRAID U HAVE TO COLLECT??? BESTIE IM AFRAID THE PERSON I WILL BECOME IF THOSE ACTUALLY DROP 😭😭😭 AND THEN WE CAN BECOME WORSE TOGETHER,,, wave yunho so so so superior but that dirty blond hwa 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨,,, ayo lilac haired hwa 🤚🏼🤚🏼

Yep if Jennie wants me to teach her a thing or two about security systems I'm free! Also @ YG & @ Hybe do something!

LMFAOOOO BE HER MENTOR MAYBE SHE’LL SLIDE A VINTAGE CHANEL BAG AS A GIFT no but theres a whole thread of that person revealing more pics but now they have photos of different idols too??? 😭😭😭🔫

HP fanfics were my first introduction to the world of fanfiction I think 😭

NO WAY DBWNDB I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE ONE DIRECTION OR THE VAMPIRE DIARIES FANDOM

Feet are a no no, this reminds me of

LMFAOOOO VKWHDKW 😭😭😭😭 but u know what it don’t remind me off “slightly off the grid” BRO UR NOT EVEN ON IT WDYM

So many people do not see the DV potential, but I see the vision and I'll always defend DV! Though it's not as hated as my baby Fireworks </3 Funny because I saw this on my TL recently

ppl who do not see the dv potential have absolutely no taste,, BFMSBD I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE FORGOT ABOUT FIREWORKS TOO FAST ,,, i manifested that on ur tl actually <3

No worries miss Baek I'll be waiting (im)patiently for that villain Y/N like my life depends on it (it does)

BESTIE CAN I JUST WRITE THAT IM HATING WRITING THIS YUNHO FIC SO BAD 😭😭😭 THAT VILLAIN FIC WONT LEAVE MY SOUL

Hwa's playlist showcases his personality so well, sentimental, wholesome, bright, emotional and... whore 💖

LMFAOOOO PLSBFHWJDJWK his duality present even in his music taste 😭😭 he’s a kai fan ofc he’d be a whore <3

shinetars dv anon,, how we feeling out here tonight

DANGEROUS LINE

U WERE WAY TOO BRUTAL FOR THAT NEWSFLASH 😭😭😭 no right! it really is different im so very untreated in watching i just hope they don’t mess it up or rush it,,,, and that park minyoung fraud boyfriend thing. 😭😭

CEO Hwa texts like that? Does he randomly transfer a shitload of money too? Number juseyo 🤲🏻

LMFAOOOO YES, YES, AND YES best believe his apartments password is your birthday <3 has ur touch id on his phone <3 randomly transfers money throughout the day <3 1-800-p0rk-m4r3 <3 daily reminder of ceo hwa

but this… ftl hwa is this,,, is this not a tutor park seonghwa…

Lookism was very big back in the day, but it went to shit like most webtoons, still it's from Netflix so a big deal! /// I'm glad I'm team fuck them kids otherwise Ateez x kids would send me into frenzy, rip to all those suffering, but I'm different, it's still cute tho. The girl was all over Wooyoung lol

omg gotta give it a read then! LMFJAKJD GIRLIE WAS ALLLL OVER WOOYOUNG UR RIGHT SHE HAD A CRUSH AND SHE WAS ME !!!!! SEONGHWA AND KIDS WHEN !!!!! HOLD A BABY FOR GODSAKE OR A CAT OR A DOG PLEASE JUSEYO !!!!!

BESTIE I SHOOK A LITTLE WHAT IS THIS MAN AND WHY IS HE SERVING DOMESTICNESS SO AND WHAT IS GOIKG ON PARK SEONGHWA !!!3?1@!;-03$-@;$29 this is a domestic husband right there, i am never letting this man leave me i am embarrassingly disrespectfully stanning this man to my death,,,,, thoughts on the new lightiny, why miss girlie minimalistically bald??? i prefer the older one 100% bc i feel like ill just misplace the globe bc it comes off??? the new clothes are nice bUT THE OLDER ONE HAS THE OOMPH FACTOR 🤌🏼 on my way to steal pc’s btw

Alright we all know CEO Seonghwa, but what about secretary Park 😵 /// Also wtf are they up to in Thailand 🤨 - 💖

secretary hwa who accidentally matches with his new boss (who he doesn’t know is his bods) on a dating app <3 also is his new neighbour <3 they better NOT BE FILMING AN MV

also bff what’s ur thoughts on seulgi’s new album bc omg the photography is insanely stunning,, nostalgic but creepy in the best way…but im also like are u just going to drop all the photobook photos before the cb 😭😭 but like her kai and taemin about to rule

and did u hear about mr ned 🔫🔫🔫 and i think u will agree to this

hear me out, spy hwa x spy reader trying to hide their dislike bc their target is in the next room

and..

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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theloveinc · 2 months

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1 and 2 for the violence! ❤️

!!! thank you, anon!!! hope this is alright and not too long for you LOL!! <3

the character everyone gets wrong

we already know how i feel about shinso. And I'm really glad our dabi depictions are moving away from the pandemic interpretations of him (the dark content always slapped, but c'mon. man is a wet dog!!!) AND i feel like bakugo's too easy for this question..................... so i'm going to go with hawks.

like, i def think we all see him as a suave and sneaky freak, but i know. i know personally. just how bad of a freak he is. and not in a sexy way, like... he's obviously, definitely sexy. But he is also. crazy. And i think not even Hori knows the extent of to which.

but i do. i know.

i know he has problems that we'll never even have a chance to see. things about him that run so deep not even you could fix, and that NEVER get talked about. and they're the kind of things that could drive people away if they didn't stop to understand... because it takes ages for him to get comfortable enough around you to drop the persona which has taken his whole life to create.

cuz in my head, hawks is diagnosed OCD, contamination OCD, touch negative, won't EVER invite you over, has disordered eating, and numerous other things which manifest in strange ways. Ways that make sense, but ways that don't really allow for other people to enter his life unless he's willing to make space for them.

and you know what? i love him for it. I adore him for it. why isn't this a more common belief or depiction of him????

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

my most compelling argument for why bakugo would never bottom is because he's uncomfortable w/ butt stuff. hands down. for the longest time just doesn't *get* ass play, which is really funny if u think about it, because in my mind, he's BISEXUAL OF COURSE, but has never really gotten over this weird squick he has about doing anal himself LMAO.

plus, bc he wouldn't require you to wash out your ass unless you wanted to... he probably wouldn't think about it either????????? unless it came up???

also i'm kinda a believer in prude bakugo just a little bit... in the sense that i see him getting kinda squirrely when people he's not fully comfortable w/ talk about sex (and esp. publicly)............ so i think he just doesn't bring up bottoming for a long bc he doesn't trust anyone enough to ask about it😭😭😭😭😭

(lmao why am i crying thinking abt the first time bakugo douches LMFAOOOO probs takes him like eight tries over 24 hours.... also him being twelve and learning abt enemas for the first time and just being so. 😟)

but really my actual argument is just. he wouldn't bottom bc i wouldn't top. LOOOOOL🤓 and whatever the case is for you!!! he's a verse <3

(choose violence ask game!)

#hawks my beloved... we'd work as a couple but only bc i know him like i know myself LMFAOOOOOO and yes i don't think we'd make #sense to anyone else #we speak in tongues to each other #two yolks of the same egg #ANYWAY #mwah anon!#caitie answers #ask games #anon

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hajimescutie · 3 years

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I woke up and thought of Haikyuu dads... May I request Dad hc for Iwa, Akaashi, Sakusa and others you would like to add 3 btw i really loved your works! Keep up the good work :)

# — haikyuu boys as dads

includes: timeskip!iwaizumi, akaashi, & sakusa

genre: fluff

warnings: none

a/n: ah yes all three of my favorite men as dad's, my heart is full. thank you for this! stay safe cutie <3

main masterlist aoba johsai masterlist

fukurodani masterlist itachiyama masterlist

IWAIZUMI:

omgggg

iwa as a dad makes my brain go brrrrrrr

dilf!energy

iwa would be such a good dad omg

if he had a daughter, he would be so protective of her

he'd be so gentle and patient

he's literally wrapped around her little finger

i feel like he's the type to spoil his kids, but not so much to the point where they become spoiled lil brats you know?

if he had a son he'd probably be his best friend (besides oikawa since we all know that he'd compete with iwa's son lmfaoooo)

he'd most def introduce volleyball to his kids and how much he loves it, but he wouldn't be the type to like force it on them

he supports his kids 100%

PLS HE WOULD MAKE THEM LITTLE LUNCHES TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH AND A CUTE LITTLE NOTE IM CRYING

his kids call his friends uncles (uncle tooru, uncle mattsun, uncle makki) my heart can't handle this

always reads them bedtime stories before putting them to bed, or tells them funny stories regarding volleyball or oikawa

then when his kids bring up said stories to oikawa he for sure whines about it

"iwa-chan why would you tell them! they're gonna bully me now :("

god i love the idea of hajime as a dad

AKAASHI:

akaashi would be the cutest dad out there

he would for sure have a daughter

and they're literally identical in personalities

she's even inherited the same expressionless face as him lmao

he never has any issues with her, both of them being patient and quiet

always wants to try on his glasses and they're so big on her lil face

his heart melts whenever he sees her

whenever they go out he always puts her on his shoulders <3

or if he's too tired to carry her they'll link pinkies axidnjfkiw

akaashi likes to read sometimes, so you bet your ass his daughter likes to read too

OMG THEY WOULD TOTALLY CHILL IN THE LIVING ROOM OR SOMETHIN AND READ THEIR OWN BOOKS TOGETHER

A LIL BOOK GROUP OR WHATEVER AHHHHHH

akaashi loves his daughter so much, and he would do anything for her

whenever bokuto is over she calls him uncle bo 😭

bokuto will babysit akaashi's daughter too if he's busy with work or he needs a break

there was one time when his daughter was beginning to say her first words and they were both home at the time

"AKAASHIIIII SHE'S GONNA SAY HER FIRST WORD"

he had never sprinted to the living room so fast in his life

"a- uh - a..."

"omg she's gonna say uncle bo watch watch"

"uh- akaasssshhhi!!!!"

akaashi almost cried and bokuto 100% cried

akaashi wants to spend every second of every day with his precious babygirl

my heart is full <3

SAKUSA:

sakusa as a father

heart = explosion

i feel like some people might not think he'd want kids considering he's strict about germs and kids can be very messy at times

but trust me, he wants them so bad

he'd probably have a boy and a girl like iwa

now just because he has kids doesn't mean that he's still not a germaphobe

but he does push being clean on to them, just not as harshly

he loves his kids so much

THEY WOULD SO HAVE MATCHING MASKS WHENEVER THEY WENT TO THE STORE OR SOMETHING

AND THEY WOULD BOTH HAVE THE SAME CURLY BLACK HAIR AS OMI

okay i'm making the kids twins bc that's so cute

his kids honestly don't mind the cleaning or taking care of their health since they've grown up with it

whenever one of them gets sick, sakusa goes in full panic mode

it's literally just a cold but sakusa goes all out with getting medicine, making some nice home remedies, and getting them their favorite snack lmao

sooner or later they all end up with a cold and they lay around the house LOL

but they all take care of each other

sakusa is a sucker for kids, even if it doesn't look like it

he'll also bring his kids to practice too so they can watch is oh so amazing father whoop his teams ass

that also means that bokuto, hinata, and atsumu hangout with them all the time

his kids have favorites lmfaoooo

they both love bokuto

but his son loves atsumu, much to sakusa's dismay lmao

and his daughter loves hinata

but their all time favorite is always going to be sakusa

i'm crying

reblogs are appreciated! <3

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rrazor · 3 years

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what is your skincare routine 🥺 plus imagine doing face masks with ur hq boy 😩😩 pleeaaaaaaseeee manifest

my routine is just a bunch of serums + moisturizer topped off with an obsession with cosrx :^)

here’s some of my personal h/c’s about their routine and how u fit in 💖

kuroo overexfoliated when he was 16 and that’s when he decided to get into skincare 🤡 but you’re really the one who ties it all together and finishes it 😤 has a bunch of blackheads and is hesitant about using acids but trusts you when you rec a bha (salicylic) and to his surprise it works!! you teach other about ingredients and formulations (more teaching on your end since he’s such an overachiever and is in a million different things) but his skin really goes 🌺🌺 when he’s got a routine down.

another amazing boyfriend to do self-care days with because he needs them so much 😭💞 spends the whole day by your side at home doing whatever whenever and holding your hand the whole way through 💖 does the spoon in the fridge technique to depuff his eyes after a late night and always sends u morning selfies with them on his face all “Good morning my Fated One 🥄👄🥄” 💀💀💀

bokuto already has a skincare routine kudos of his sisters when you start dating and only gets back into doing it regularly when he learns you like doing it too 💕 he wants to spend more time with you as if he isn’t already glued to your hip 😭🤚💗💗

but he slaps his face really hard like really hard 😵 you have to teach him to gently dab and work the product into the skin but he sits like a good boy on the edge of the tub and closes his eyes for you 💛💛 keeps his hands on your hips too ☺️ gets acne here and there and sticks on the pimple patches you give him while telling you “y'know, babe, since you gave these to me, it’s like ur kissing me all night long!!! 🥺🥰😚💕” kiss him now pls

akaashi looks like he has his life together but his skincare routine is 😬 uses bar soap and the same anti-aging face lotion as his mom but his skin is 🌹🌸🌺✨he’s skeptical when he tries out new products but he comes around pretty quickly when he notices how less fatigued he looks 💀

he loves doing masks with you and likes to do one in the morning and one at night because you’ve got him hooked now 😤 he’s so dewy oh my god man is literally gleaming like a diamond 💎✨what have u done….. i bet he has a gua sha and rolls your face for you too 🥺 he’s so gentle omg stop…. looks at u with the softest look in his eyes when you giggle at how funny the sheet masks make the two of you look 💞❤️💕💓💝

oikawa while it’s universally thought in fanon that oikawa is a skincare junkie, i’d say that he’s more so really picky and meticulous. he has specific steps he follows to the t and knows how and when to bring in a new product for any seasonal weather and other changes in his skin. he’s not necessarily going to try your products unless he’s convinced they’ll work for him (everyone’s different after all), but he’s definitely open to you trying his and sharing what you both know 😤💗💗

easily one of the best boyfriends to have self care days with: nails, hair, face, online shopping, you name it, he’ll do it with you 🥰💄💅 i think he hates hyaluronic acid and avoids it like the plague lmfao one of his favourite ways to pass the evenings is the two of you together gossiping with your masks on and eating snacks 🌹🥰🥰🌹

iwaizumi lmfao this mf’er is sooo handsome 🥵 so i say oily skin that’s prone to breakouts 😇 yeah i think iwa struggles with acne and his scars, but he gets lucky that he grows out it by third/fourth year university 😘 uses a basic cleanser marketed towards acne 🤢🤢 and some moisturizer🧴he doesn’t trust oikawa with skincare recommendations because one of the product he gave him had glycolic acid in it and iwa’s skin said 👹

he’s reluctant but lets you help him with his skin and it makes a notable improvement throughout your relationship 👍✨gets heart palpitations when you grab his face and kiss him all over 💘💘 and genuinely thinks you’re one of the best thing to have happened to him when you coo “so handsome hajime 💕” yeah i just think he’s a sucker for you saying his first name lmao

matsukawa he has pretty decent skin, maybe a bit oily and will get spots here and there but overall puberty said nah this one’s cool 😎👍 so he comes in with very basic knowledge about skincare. though bless his heart, he tries out a bunch of stuff with you and is always open to doing masks and trying out new products with you 🥺💖

his skin is pretty resilient so watch him go 😨🤭 when you breakout and he doesn’t jgjebnfkwzl he kisses ur acne scars and spots tho so dw he madly in love ok? 😘🥰❤️ once he starts seeing the changes, he keeps up with the routine you made together for him but he likes to beg for you to do it for him “aw, c’mon babe don’t u want your hands all over this? 😩🤚💕💓💦” i hate him

hanamaki he has a mini routine and knows the general steps from his older sister and because i firmly believe he has dry, sensitive skin. he avoids fragrances, alcohols and all the sulphates and parabens but weirdly his skin is okay with silicones. anyways, he’s the one that introduces you to these amazing korean face masks and now you’re both hooked, spending weekends and days off at his house walking around with ur masks on all 💓👽👽💓

a little bit harder to work with in terms of exploration with your products but he finds his cheeks pinking 💖 and heart beating a little harder 🥰 when you go out of your way to find products that fit his criteria and gets rlly sappy when you start using them too 😭💓💕 he buys the bigger bottles for himself and small bottles for u because he’s whipped (and funny) that way 😐💖

kita looks like he and his grandma would some diy face masks together 🥰❤️ he’s got a basic cleanser and moisturizer but doesn’t do much else. spends a lot of time learning about the products and right steps so he can be a useful partner when you go shopping together 🥺💘💞

he comes to love oils, especially squalane and rosehip seed oil. also becomes a vitamin c junkie 😤 he’s a stickler for patch-testing and comes to really enjoy the whole skincare process in the morning and evenings as his own me time. really appreciates and thanks you for sharing this part of your daily life with him 🥺💘💞💞💖 invites you over to do masks with his grandma 😘

atsumu yeah he gets his beautiful skin from his mom and literally everything else because his mom is 🌸✨in both personality and looks. exfoliates three to four times a week and still looks amazing so you really have to wonder what his skin is doing and what yours isn’t 😔

when he finds the products that work™️ for him (kudos to you), he genuinely cannot stop admiring the shine of his skin after someone points it out he’s all 👁👃👁✨ and calls you up “babe ‘m beautiful did’ja know look at me look” 😐 likes to do skincare routines together but rushes through his so that he can do other stuff with you 😭💗💖💕 hates it when you push him away and don’t let him kiss you while your products are settling 🥺☹️💔

osamu my guy here is also blessed with naturally occurring bacteria that gives him beautiful skin like life rlly isn’t fair 😟😟 he doesn’t know much but lets you do whatever and loves loves loves it when you put all the products on him 🥺❤️ sits down between your legs all 💗🐶💗 prefers mud masks over sheet ones and likes to smear yours on for u 🥰

he comes to love skincare, not as much as you but enjoys how his face feels after he’s all moisturized and such. though he never remembers sunscreen so please carry some with you 😭 he buys you snacks and sneaks kisses while u wait for your products to settle on ur face 💖💖 uses a jade roller in the mornings as he checks his phone because it feels nice 👍✨✨

suna sensitive skin but relatively normal in terms of oiliness. ik he steals his younger sister’s products if they’re close in age 💀 he has very little idea how to get started so when he jumps in and tries one of yours he breaks out really bad and curses you lmfaoooo 👿👿👹🤡

ok but once he gets a decent routine in, he does his best to keep up with it and it helps!! his skin feels less tight and more supple so he might love you a little more for that 🙄🤚💖 he prefers sheet masks and lets you clip his curtain bangs to the side✨ also looks like the kinda guy who likes to sit on the balcony/patio with his mask on and soak up the sun in the mornings after you both have your sunscreen on 🌼🌼

ushijima his skin is dehydrated but he doesn’t know it, has accepted the oiliness of his skin as a symptom of his athletics 😔 he’s got a bunch of expensive luxury products given to him by his mom and she’s told him to use them but he doesn’t know what the right order is so he puts on an occlusive first before anything else 😭😭😭

genuinely appreciates you so much when you take the time to teach him about everything and even asks if you could give him some notes so that he can refer to them when you’re not by his side 🥺💗💕💖 joins you in your product endeavours and gives you succinct but helpful feedback on what he likes and doesn’t like 😤 likes to hold you while u do masks together 🌼 and rests his head on urs 😭🌸💕

tendou uses whatever he’s got at home and what his mom gets him 🤷‍♀️ spots here and there but otherwise pretty clear skin. he’s open to trying anything and everything with you because he’s just really happy to spend time with you 🥰💞💞

sits really close to you and let’s you have free reign of his face when you sleep over at his place!! he giggles a lot because it tickles but never asks you to stop 🥺💜 thanks you for helping him and making him look so pretty 🌷✨looks like he’d be allergic to propolis/honey-based ingredients...

semi handsome man…. another one that looks dehydrated to me but he’s trying just please help him 😭🤚 he’s too nervous to go skincare shopping on his own because of the sheer amount of selection available 😢 tags along with you like a little puppy when you go with him 🐶💘

i feel like he has closed comedones 🤔 he tries out your retinol and keeps up with it when you told him some people got rid of theirs using it and…… it worked 😳🌟✨ thinks you’re a skincare goddess now lmfao 😤👊 when girls in university ask him about his skin, he just calls you and puts you on speaker because “my baby worked rlly hard so she should get all the credit” 😭💖💖

sakusa i think rosacea but also wealthy parents who had access to numerous dermatologists who nipped it in the bud as soon as they saw it 🤑 anyways he’s got near perfect skin lol goes through periods of dryness and keeps a strict regimen of products 👌🌟 swears by aloe vera and keeps some with him at all times 💗

though i do think you gently push him to introduce serums and essences into his routine (which is basic, but covers all his bases). you let him experiment and he finds one from cosrx that he considers a holy grail 😳 he likes doing ur skincare routine for you and you sit on the toilet seat and grin up at him 🥰 he blushes but doesn’t look away and might or might not admit he loves to be in such close contact with you 💘💘

hoshiumi kinda brutal with the way he goes about it; it looks like he’s beating the product in 💀👊👊 uses bar soap on both his face and body and wonders why his skin is dry and tight after showers “what? doesn’t that mean you didn’t clean all the gross oil off?” 😶😐😑 u gotta start from scratch with this guy 🤐

he pays attention to you but also doesn’t and finds it a bit of a hassle to go through five different products so he settles for a really basic routine 🥱 has one really fancy bottle of serum he takes with him to games and such and goes “my girlfriend gave it to me what don’t you have something like this 🤔” before putting it on if anyone asks 💀🤚💗 a full on chad 💪

hirugami he definitely has a skincare routine…. handsome 🤤 though i think he dislikes the feeling of sheet masks on his face; they feel too goopy and he doesn’t like how slimey they are. he prefers just using a short list of serums to keep his skin healthy and plump 💖✨likes hypoallergenic and fragrance-free products 👌

had acne back in middle school and a bit in first year. feel like he goes through a flare up in third year 😇🙃 anyways he likes standing next to u in the washroom doing ur routines side by side 🥰 wears those fluffy animal ear headbands with you and puts on your lip balm for you 💓💓 his dog came up and licked u across the face one time 😭 he almost choked with how hard he was laughing at u 😔 but he helped u redo it 😭💝

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I have a question

How would Donna flirt or try to pursue someone she likes? Asking for research

You think Donna would actually go for someone??? LMFAOOOO no I’m kidding, she would

Donna would be so ridiculously subtle with her affects like if you didn’t already know that she had feelings for you because of Angie you would’ve thought she was just being friendly, you know, gals being pals.

She’s so subtle, it starts off with her sitting closer to you than normal on the couch. She used to sit on the opposite end completely, if she was even in the same room as you at all. Now? It’s like everyday she sits just a smidge closer, like barely a centimeter. Eventually the day comes when the two of you sit so close that your shoulders are nearly touching and Donna’s inner dialogue is “ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!!”

Next she’s gonna try to touch you, starting with hand holding. It’s so painful to watch just how slow she reaches over and she barely even touches you, she locks her pinky with yours and keeps it like that for a long time, a very long time. It takes forever for her to touch ring fingers, the middle and index. Then she lays her whole hand on top of yours and eventually she gains the courage to hold your hand, loosely at first and then tightly and Angie is cheering next to her like “yesssss finally!!!” The hand holding evolves to shoulder touching to her laying her head on your shoulder and you’re so happy that she’s comfortable enough to be that way with you

Now flirting…Donna’s horrible at it. She’s so bad at it it’s just as funny as it is cringey. She will stutter through a compliment. She’s trying to tell you that youre hair looks nice today but she’s stumbling over her words and blushing it’s so bad

“Your, um. Well, uh, your…your hair *incoherent sputtering*”

“Donna? Are you okay?”

“Y-yes! Yes, I’m fine. I just want to tell you that I think you’re…you’re very….uh…”

*angie from across the room* oh for FUCK’S sake!!!!

Even after you two get together the flirting from Donna is so bad but it’s sweet that she tries and you always manage to know what she’s trying to say. Eventually, EVENTUALLY it gets better but only marginally. At least now she manages to make a complete sentence and awwwww did she just say she loved your smile? Now you gotta kiss her silly

Oh! Kissing! Yeahhhhh…she’s terrified of doing that. She wants to, lord she wants to, she cant go a day without thinking about imagining how your lips would feel on hers. She’s done everything thus far: held your hand, complimented you, essentially cuddles with you on the couch. She’s sure you know how she feels and she just…she really wants to kiss you but she makes no attempt to try. The most she will do is stare at your mouth when you talk and you notice. You’re the one who has to make the first move because she’s doing too much staring and not enough moving so one day while you’re cuddling, Donna on your chest, your arms wrapped around her, Donna sits up suddenly and she’s asking you something but nah you’re not paying attention and you just bring a hand to her face, stroke her cheek and slowly bring her down towards you and kiss her softly. It’s so sweet and perfect and nothing could ruin this moment

Getting off topic but to sum this all up…Donna’s way of flirting is ultra slow, soft and incredibly subtle but she wins in the end!

#will I write a story about Donna? possibly because I love her #donna beneviento #resident evil village #anon

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