#(I have been vegetarian since age 12 and aforementioned sausage is vegan. but we still got a good laugh out of this.)

[dionysus-complex]

Me: is talking to my spouse about the project I’m currently working on studying language of cannibalism and gluttony in Aeschylus and Pindar

Me: anyways I’m hungry, time to cook sausage

#(I have been vegetarian since age 12 and aforementioned sausage is vegan. but we still got a good laugh out of this.)