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I... I usually do a list of things to do the next day at like 3 in the morning before i pass out if it's many but simple tasks, right? I have things such as remember to work in a shower before working on commissions, and the fact that i have a 'mogus game with some pals at 3 but.
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what is the item nice pupper????
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what task is this we don't own dogs????
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wearewatcher · 1 year
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julunis14 · 9 months
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"Can we just admit that alicorns are really just flamingos, not ponies?"
Yes. Yes, we can.
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found this in my drafts folder, 4am me must've been working through something:
when the moon waxes every month, that is because it has become grotesquely swollen, bloated... satiated by all the Blood. like a great big albino Tick.
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huh
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friendlylocalgeek · 13 days
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Y'know what? Screw you!
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*un-Perrys your platypus*
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blithefool · 1 year
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Can you blush through fur? Idk.
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mcnostril · 8 months
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Today on mcnostril.com, the witch, she does not know what you mean.
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m--bloop · 7 months
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saber-neon · 28 days
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I must go to sleep but I didn't
Gunt has two skin. Actually.. I like both.. wat do u think u people?
Btw aaaaaah wat did I do again.... :)
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sambashon · 3 months
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baby aoba
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cherrystrawberrie · 11 months
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oh my god i was searching for funny shit to write on t-shirts something like "Don't cry, 8 million rats in New York" and i was like hey how many rats are there in Mexico and
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hannovers · 1 year
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the fall out boy concert brought to you by the nhl and furries everywhere
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keydekyie · 8 months
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For the bugs.
(short sweet excerpt from book III under the cut)
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Then Kaelin abruptly smacked herself on the side of the neck. “Ugh.”
“Bugs?”
Turning her head to squint up at him, Kaelin grumbled, “I thought you didn’t know what bugs were? I had to explain spiders and butterflies to you.”
“I’ve always known what bugs were. I just didn’t know there were different kinds of bugs. They’re all just little flecks that fly around and bite you.”
“Spiders don’t fly around.”
“Wow. Thank goodness for that.” Ruyak put his nose to the wind thoughtfully. 
“I ought to just stay in the pocket where the bugs can’t find me…” Kaelin groaned and let her arms drape over the outside of her pocket. The weather was hot. These days she was constantly washing her clothes and experimentally shedding layers, sometimes wearing only her sarafan or her underdress, which left her fair game for the biting flies. “I’m too sweaty right now.”
Ruyak followed his nose along the rise, examining the foliage carefully. The plant he was looking for preferred sun, and didn’t like soggy soil. It wasn’t something he’d find lower in the cool valley bottom.
“What are you doing?” Kaelin asked.
“Looking for something.”
“What-?”
“Found it,” Ruyak interrupted. He picked a sprig of the pink-flowered herb from the clump he found and handed it to Kaelin. “Here.”
“Oh… thanks?” Kaelin took the offered herb, examining the flower with a bemused pout. “It smells nice. Like… mint, almost, but fruity.” 
“It’s sweet balm. Crush it up and rub it on yourself.
“Uh-”
“For the bugs.”
“Oh.” She gave the flower another sniff, tore off some of the leaves and rolled them between her hands, then rubbed the oils against the back of her neck and on her upper arms. The flower itself she hesitated over for a moment, then plucked from the rest of the stem and tucked behind her ear under her headscarf. “How’s that?”
“Good.” Ruyak sniffed the top of her head. “Now you smell prickly.”
Kaelin glowered up at him, but the effect of the little pink flower behind her ear nullified any ire in her glare. “Prickly enough for you to stop sniffing me all the time?”
“Ha! Nope.”
“Ah well,” Kaelin chuckled. “I suppose it’s too much to expect it to repel Ruyaks as well as bugs.”
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whe-renot · 9 months
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Doctor Who Villain
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