#((source: unknown))

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: I need motivation not to kill Peter today. Derek: I can't kiss you if you're in prison. Stiles: Okay. Phew. That should tide me over for the next half hour or so. Derek: See you in 30 minutes.

#teen wolf #sterek #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #source: unknown #peter hale #ian bohen

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: We're out of coffee.

Leo: I hid it. It's been two days since you last slept and you need some rest.

Donnie: Bold of you to assume it's only been two days.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: unknown #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #donatello

[goldandglittersblog]

Draco: Potter always sticks to weaselete like glue.

Hermione: Leave them alone.

Draco: Can you imagine being surrounded by people who are that clingy? It's so pathetic.

Hermione: I am gonna go to the library.

Draco: I would feel a lot better if crookshanks and I just went with you.

Crookshanks: meow

Draco: See, your little squish faced bugger wants to come too.

Hermione: This is exactly why I don't even have to imagine it.

#Dramione au #Dramione post #Dramione #Draco Malfoy #hermione granger #Draco Hermione #incorrect dramione quotes #incorrect dramione #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect harry potter #harry potter quotes #harry potter au #harry potter #just typical draco things #just typical Malfoy things #source: unknown #source: tumblr #draco crookshanks rivalry #crookshanks #draco crookshanks secretly best friend

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Heavy: Heavy does not pick favourites. Heavy likes all teamates equally.

Medic: *exists*

Heavy: …

Medic: …

Heavy: Heavy would like to take back statement.

#source: unknown #TF2 Heavy #TF2 Medic #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #heavymedic #red oktoberfest

[zootopiathingz]

Alastor: darling, have you seen my—?

Charlie, wearing his coat: what?

Alastor: never mind. I see you’ve found it.

Charlie: mm-hmm.

Alastor: will I be getting that back anytime soon?

Charlie: ha! It’s cute you think that.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #alastor the radio demon #charlie morningstar #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #source: unknown

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Gregory: Just got a text from Glamrock Freddy.

Gregory: It says “Did you leave the oven on? Pizzaplex in flames.”

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Unknown #Gregory #Glamrock Freddy #Security Breach #FNaF: Security Breach

[cyber-streak-2]

Rodimus: I have developed an amazing power!

Megatron: And what is that?

Rodimus: Hindsight!

Megatron: That won’t help us at all.

Rodimus: Yes... I see that now.

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: unknown #Rodimus #Rodimus Prime #Megatron #IDW1 #MTMTE #mtmte #ll #With Aecholapis

[fansiesmemes]

Race: Can you make a sentence without the letter ‘a’

Davey: You thought you did something very intelligent this time, didn’t you? Sorry to burst your bubble, Higgins. Numerous sentences could be constructed without even uttering the first letter of the english lexicon.

Race: Whot the hell Devey

#newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #newsies memes #newsies live #racetrack higgins #davey jacobs #david jacobs #source: unknown

[autisticzenitsu]

Tanjiro: Go to hell! Muzan: Where do you think I come from?

#incorrect quotes #kny #demon slayer #tanjiro kamado #muzan kibutsuji #source: unknown #queue

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Sin: Where’s Sol?

Ky: Somewhere disappointing Jesus

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #ky kiske #sin kiske #guilty gear #video games

[is-this-fandom-who-knows]

Dinah: Ollie and I are getting married!

Barbara: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

#dc #incorrect dc quotes #dinah laurel lance #barbara gordon #dinahollie #source: unknown #team: birds of prey

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Isaac: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon. Scott: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic. Isaac: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

#teen wolf #scisaac #isaac lahey #daniel sharman #scott mccall #tyler posey #source: unknown

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Rocky: How drunk was I last night?

Calvin: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.

#source: unknown #rocky rickaby #calvin mcmurray #lackadaisy #lackadaisy cats #tracy j. butler

[thehungergamesmemes]

Finnick: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Johanna: Fish boy, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

#hunger games #hunger games incorrect quotes #hunger games memes #finnick odair #johanna mason #source: unknown

[ever-after-high-alistair]

Daring: you can trust me! Let’s not forget about the person who pulled you out of the river when you were six

Dexter: let’s not forget who pushed me in

#daring chaming #ever after high #eah memes #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #dexter charming

[zootopiathingz]

Alastor: darling, what’s with the sad face?

Charlie: oh nothing, I’m fine.

Alastor: come now, you can tell me!

Charlie: fine, I stubbed my foot against the table—

Alastor: *obliterates every table in the hotel*

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #alastor the radio demon #charlie morningstar #charlastor #radiobelle #source: unknown