#( headcanon ;; toto )

[tommydarlings]

pairing: charles leclerc ; carlos sainz ; max verstappen; toto wolff ; lando norris; rbr!sebastian vettel x reader

warnings: mentions of smut, mentions of dacryphilia, mentions of chocking, mentions of fucking infront of a mirror, mentions of possessiveness, mentions of public sex, mentions of slapping, mentions of cum eating, mentions of fingers in mouth

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CHARLES LECLERC

LOVES to tease you but HATES it when you tease him.

“You better stop touching me right now or I’ll make sure that you have no tears left to cry anymore by the end of the night, mon amour.”

Always dragging you by your wrist to the bedroom/restroom when you were a brat.

“I’ve had enough of your little game, ma jolie — one your knees, now.”

ABSOLUTELY LOVES to see his veiny fingers making their way down your mouth, likes loves to stuff your mouth with them.

“Just like that baby, take them deep down your throat, just like we’ve practiced.”

CARLOS SAINZ

Lots of chocking.

“Look at that big hand around you delicate little throat, cariño, so beautiful.”

LOVES railing you infront of a mirror with a passion.

“Look at you, baby, Look at your pathetic, little figure, fucking love it.”

Overstimulates you for fun if he had a bad race.

“Stay still or I’ll tie every single limb if yours to the bedposts, you got me?”

“Don’t try to fight it, cariño, it’s useless.”

MAX VERSTAPPEN

SO possessive over you. Like, if any other man even looks at you, he’s mad like an animal.

“You're body is mine, you're mind is mine and you're heart is mine, understood?”

“I own you, y/n.”

Always sneakingly touching you under the table at a dinner party in a restaurant or at a family dinner at home in the Netherlands.

“Shh baby, it’s okay — I got you, don’t I? Yeah, I do.”

Slapping you if you're being a BIG brat.

“Talk to me like that again and I’ll slap that pretty little face of yours until it's genuinely painful, okay?”

TOTO WOLFF

Always touching you somewhere, either your arm or your thigh or your palm, he loooooves touching you.

Showing everybody that you belong to him and will always belong to him.

“You're my perfect little girl and my perfect little girl only, am I clear?”

Choking you when you are riding him and thinking that you’ve got the lead now.

“Don’t you think that just because I let you ride my cock that you’ll get all the power, Schatzi, I am always gonna be in charge, you hear me? Always.”

A bit overprotective but honestly… you love it.

LANDO NORRIS

Loves to let his hands good along your skin when he’s thrusting into you.

“How did I get so lucky, hmm?”

“Such a pretty, pretty girl I got myself, don’t I?”

“You're.” Thrust. “So.” Thrust. “Fucking.” Thrust. “Beautiful.” Thrust

Kisses his way up your neck, always making you giggle in the process.

Secretly LOVES to eat you out and eat your cum.

RBR!SEBASTIAN VETTEL

Lots of eye contact.

“Look at me, liebling, c'mon.”

“Keep your eyes on me, that’s a good girl.”

LOVES calling you his good little girl.

“My obedient, little girl, that’s exactly what you are, am I right?”

Always strokes your cheek and puts your hair behind your ear.

“Shh, it’s okay liebling, I’ll take good care of you now, don’t worry.”

#fanfic #fanfiction #f1 #charles leclerc smut #charles leclerc headcanon #carlos sainz one shot #carlos sainz imagine #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen x you #toto wolff mercedes #toto wolff x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris #rbr seb x reader #sebastian vettel x reader

[erling9haaland]

Part of the (Wolff) family

Erling haaland x reader instergram au

Summery: insta au! Erling haaland x f1driver!wolff!reader , toto wolff being a protective farther, jack grealish and the other drivers being queens

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footballdaily:

liked by: jackgrealish,user2 and 20,000 others

Manchester City’s star striker Erling Haaland is spotted on the beaches of Monaco with a mystery women, new wag incoming?

user1: shouldn’t he be training and not with random women

simpforerling: I mean he’s just won the premier league, he deserves a break

Jackgrealish: @Erlinghaaland have you got something to tell us mate

erlinghaaland replied to jackgrealish |-> 👀👀

user2: am I the only one who thinks it looks like f1 driver @y/nwolff

jackjackgrealish: JACK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

Jackgrealish:replied to jackjackgrealish: 🤷🏻

Y/nwolff:

liked by: erlinghaaland,susiewolff and 33,000 other

brilliant race this weekend Monaco is always enjoyable, I’m glad to bring another podium and more points to the Mercedes team and one step closer to being a world champion 💚

LewisHamilton:soo.. we’re just going to ignore the last photo 🤨

y/nwolff replied to lewishamilton : yes we are

landonoris:yeah I agree with Lewis

y/nwolff replied to landonoris|-> isn’t it past your bedtime lando norizz

landonoris|-> 😟😟

user2: GIRL WHOS HAND IS THAT

erlinghaaland: proud of you ❤️

y/nwolff replied to Erlinghaaland |-> thank you ❤️

thewolffsarelife: ERLING WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

Carlossainz: congrats y/n/n even though you overtook me 🙄

y/nwolff replied to carlossainz :my bad, I guess I’m just to good 🤭

Erlinghaaland:

Liked by Man City, y/nwolff and 36,000 more

even though I’ve only been at this team for a season it truly feels like a lifetime and I wouldn’t change it for the world.

Man City: our number 9 🩵

JackGrealish : coming for the treble

erlinghaaland replied to jackgrealish: you know it 👍🏻

user1: can’t wait for next season

Y/nwolff: well done, you and the guys deserve it

Erlinghaaland replied to y/nwolff: thank you beautiful ❤️

simpforerling: BEAUTIFUL?????

y/nwolfflover: y/n babes what are you doing here. Darling come home the kids miss you

Footballdaily:

Liked by: Jackgrealish, Erlinghaaland, landonoriss and 78,000 others

ALERT: f1 driver y/n wolff and Premier League footballer Erling haaland spotted being “quite cosy” on the streets of Manchester after Man City’s 1-0 win against Chelsea, the pair seem to be dressed up which could mean they were at the Man City celebration party,possibly closer than we originally thought

user12: jack, lando ,Erling all liked, GIRL WHAT

user14 replied to user12: we love how Erling is liking a post about himself

Landonoriss: @y/nwolff have you got some tea to spill 🤨

Jackgrealish: Erling why did you hide your girlfriend from us for so long

Erlinghaaland replied to Jackgrealish: because you guys wouldn’t have been able to keep it a secret

Jackgrealish: 😶

Rubendias: 😔

Kylewalker: 😱

Johnstones: 😟

Jackgrealish: I feel betrayed

LewisHamilton replied to jackgrealish: how do you think us drivers felt

Landonoriss replied to LewisHamilton: this is worse than Charles always crashing in Monaco

CharlesLeclerc replied to landonoriss: NOT FUNNY LANDO

Ilovethewolffs: OMG THESE COMMENTS

simpforerling: IM DEAD

Y/nwolff

Liked by susiewolff, Erlinghaaland, Mercedesf1 and 45,000 others

To my love, this past year we have spent together has been nothing but a dream, I love how you laugh at my jokes no matter how stupid they maybe, I love how you have helped and supported me throughout everything I have been though and achieved this year and I’m forever proud of you for everything you have done on and off the pitch, I love you my darling ❤️❤️

Erlinghaaland: I love you more min kjærlighet (my love)

Y/nwolff replied to Erlinghaaland: impossible schatz (darling)

jackgrealish: @erlinghaaland your such a simp

Erlinghaaland replied to Jackgrealish: so??

Landonoriss replied to Jackgrealish: so are you @y/nwolff

Y/nwolff replied to landonoris: at least I have a partner unlike you lando NoRizz

Landonoriss: your never going to let that go are you 😟

Y/nwolff: no 🤭

Carlossainz: no 😘

Martinodegaard: Erling scoring on and off the pitch

Susiewolff: so when are we meeting Erling

y/nwolff replied to susiewolff: when we decide to tell dad about us

Ilovethewolffs: OMG TOTO DOESNT KNOW

Erlingxy/islife: replied to ilovethewolffs: Toto not know makes this announcement so much better

Ilovethewolffs: how I would love to be a fly on the wall when they have this conversation

Mercedesf1: so when we’re you deciding to tell me (toto) (dad)

Y/nwolff: first, dad get your own Instagram your not that old, secondly you don’t have to put (dad) I know who you are

Mercedesf1: you didn’t answer my question (toto)

Y/nwolff: at some point ig 🤨

Mercedesf1: y/n what does that mean (Toto)

Mercedesf1: y/n answer me, don’t ignore me (Toto)

Mercedesf1: I give up, we’ll talk later (Toto)

Susiewolff: what he is trying to say is welcome to the family @erlinghaaland

Liked by y/nwolff and Erlinghaaland

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Thank you all for reading(also I know a lot of the photos don’t looks like Erling but let’s use our imagination to imagine they are 😘)

, My inbox is open to any requests or if you just want someone to speak to ❤️

#erling haaland blurbs #erling haaland x reader #football #football x reader #erling haaland headcanons #football instagram au #toto wolff #mercedes amg f1 #formual 1 #erling haaland #erling haaland x y/n

[visionkept]

If Tomoya was given the chance to settle down and have a peaceful life ( as deserved ), they would choose Chenyu Vale as their new residence. Qiaoying Village as their first option and Yilong Wharf as the second. Being surrounded by nature will forever be required as it brings them a sensation of FREEDOM despite staying in one place. I should also add that the traditions and activities in Qiaoying village would align with Tomo perfectly, taking any available errands such as helping the locals recollect the herbs and tea leaves, guard the supplies if needed, help with the transportation, or meditate by the river while supervising that the kiddos. It would be their kind of IDEAL LIFE after the main events of the games have transcurred and they have traveled almost everywhere.

#although tomo doesn't have much of a problem with crowded spaces - they certainly prefer somewhere peaceful #nothing wrong with a lil commotion now and then. however. toto does thrive better in a calm enviroment #(it calms their violent and survival senses) always watching their back in the main city vs them in the village drinking tea and thriving #︾╼╼ █ █ ║˚ ▹ HEADCANONS.▕🗲 #also the food in chenyu vale would b their absolute fav tbh. everything tea flavoured?? SIGN THEM UP!

[jademint2581]

Ranger has the ability to perceive taste but he has no real need to eat. His equivalent of a GI tract isn't even functional enough to handle anything but the odd splashes of tasty liquids he might consume for fun. Which he sometimes does, just to get the full flavour profile of something interesting, such as bitter melon soda or laundry detergents mixed into water. Ranger would like to try gasoline one day.

Food is another story, though. If anything gets stuck in his body, it needs to be completely gotten out before it starts to smell rancid. A nasty bit of hassle Ranger doesn't want to put himself through, so he's sworn off of human foods for good.

His tongue is laced with artificial tastebuds that are designed to be sensitive enough to pick up even the most miniscule traces of poison. A completely useless trait for a superior being incapable of succumbing to any toxic means.

Once he gets a good taste of something, the taste is like an exciting rollercoaster, a welcome sensory distraction. A condensed little adventure to alleviate his suffering with a problem he keeps having.

A specific problem he's begged for Gashu to have fixed.

There's a constant, distinct taste lingering in his mouth. Well, not just his mouth, but every bit of his neural build to do with gustatory and oral sensory processing.

It never leaves him alone, and sometimes it gets worse. It gets worse and worse. It drowns out everything else and he can do nothing about it. It's sweet and it's bitter and it's lovely, layered and creamy. His mouth craves the texture, he wants to have it yield and come apart on his tongue.

Ranger's chips and circuits fire away as he wracks his mind trying to figure out where to find that taste. Where? Where? Where can I find it? Tell me, dad, please. What is it?

Alas, there's never a relief.

It comes and goes in waves, the heights reducing Ranger into a roaring, explosive catastrophe. A potentially deadly working hazard to his creator's fellow scientists, really.

Gashu seemingly doesn't quite understand what Ranger is trying to describe, but he listens attentively and takes notes, paying attention to the evolution of these sensations as well as the obvious strain they put on Ranger's system. Moments like this with Gashu occupy Ranger just enough for him not to suffer as much.

But as soon as the interviews are over, Ranger is alone and back to the world of these incomprehensible, involuntary, intolerable sensations.

Anger. Anger anger anger.

Just... fix me already, dad...!

#rio ranger #toto noel #yttd headcanons #my fanfics #satouposting #jademint hcs #to be ranger is to suffer #tiramisu angst

[marsinout]

Toto has a dart board containing Horner and the accursed Masi

#formula 1 #f1 headcanons #toto wolff #christian horner #f1 team principals

[derangedfan101]

Deranged Detective

Quick headcanons- people are gonna call Ron a Gojo dupe (They already started😊) when to be honest their really not alike (maybe a little) exept for their light skin stare looking ass eyes- 🧿👄 🧿

People are gonna clown Toto fr for never being able to solve anything like he be guessing only to get it completely wrong and then nods his head whenever Ron is right…🤨 cuz tell me how your ass is always wrong, im seriously rooting for him tho-

kinda a continuation but im begging for toto to finally be able to solve at the very least on case! I love his character so much which is why im so happy that as the chapters pass he gains better comperhension on cases like good job toto!

People are gonna have soooooo much fun with the lore of the Manga and the actual Sherlock Holmes books, I'm so excited for the fandom to finally get bigger! (No gatekeeping)

People are gonna wonder how Ron keeps getting away with being allowed on the crime seen every time?!? (like tf why is a sugar selling lightskin stare sus person constantly on the scene but no one cares except for the occasional "who are you!" "oh i sell sugar to toto" "makes, scence bye!" do you see what i mean?????)

People are gonna become animals for the M family Ron too of course but like I'm gonna actually be scared from how much people obsess over the character🫣 Me if the fandom becomes like Tokyo revengers:👀🏃🏾‍♂️

people are gonna realize just how likeable of a person Toto is like he’s just amazing, I could do a whole analysis! like hes really such a good person even when his morals are tested he still seems so kind without treading the territory of annoying idealism.

#deranged detective #dd #ron kamonohashi #totomaru isshiki #toto deranged detective #deranged detective headcanons #deranged detective hc

[catsafarithewriter]

"Can you stop implementing secret rooms in my house?" You will do something brilliant with this, I just know it!

A/N: Okay, so I promise this prompt, uh, prompted this ficlet, but it went off the rails. If you were hoping for humour, sorry! I humbly offer you heartfelt sincerity instead! Have a ficlet about Baron’s early years in the Sanctuary! <3

x

"I know of a place," the crow gargoyle had told him. "It's not a home but it's safe. It's a refuge for Creations."

At first he stays because it's safe.

Beyond the Sanctuary lies a world torn apart by war. A treaty may have been signed, but the echoes of the conflict linger in poverty, and hunger, and mourning, and he finds he can help only so much from the confines of his creation.

He is nothing but a figurine, after all.

The Sanctuary is quiet. Empty. As he had been promised, it is a refuge, not a home. The little Creation world lines up a sea of houses which go vacant, and he chooses a simple workshop build with an eerily familiar shop front.

And so he retreats into that world, at least until the drone of planes and the stench of grief are almost forgotten, he promises himself.

And then he stays because he has nowhere else to go.

"I will make my way there eventually," says the gargoyle who tells him of the Sanctuary. The other Creation gestures to the remnants of the cathedral which had once been his perch. "But first I must see my people safe."

Baron has no people. He left behind his world – one of magic and mystery – in search of his lost soulmate, and instead found himself in a place plagued by destruction. He has had no time to form the familial bonds which tie others of his kind to this world.

Other Creations come and go through the Sanctuary, but none stay. Why would they, when they have homes or roots or people to return to?

It's not their fault he does not.

"The war must have driven many Creations to seek a refuge," the gargoyle Creation remarks when he finally makes his way to the Sanctuary. He has given his name as Toto, and there is less of the gargoyle about him than Baron remembers. Baron wonders how long it has been since the war ended. "Whenever I've dropped by, this place has been almost always empty."

Baron does not speak of the keening loneliness which has kindled within him, nor the surreptious timing of so many Creations finding their way to the Sanctuary's threshold. It has been a kindness, even if the ever-turning carasol of new faces is only a skin-deep balm.

And then he stays because maybe she will hear of the Sanctuary.

He has no other word for what Baroness Louise von Gikkingen is to him, other than soulmate. It is perhaps more literal than how most take it; they both were formed from the same soul of the same artisan, and were never meant to be apart.

She still exists – he'd feel it if she had been utterly lost – but the connection is faint, and he fears he could search a new world every day and never find her.

(He voices his grief for his missing half only once, but does not miss the portrait that appears on his mantelpiece the following day. Neither does he ask how the Sanctuary knows her face, and yet cannot find her.)

And then he stays because he is comfortable.

"I've never known a Creation to visit here for so long," Toto says in his next flying visit. He has almost entirely shed his gargoyle origins now, bearing more resemblance to a common corvid than the creature of tooth and talon he'd been carved as. Baron, meanwhile, has changed little in the intervening years, save for some alterations to his colour palette.

He has had no need to change.

"Where else would I go?" Baron asks. He opens a cupboard door and gathers up a bag of tea leaves. He's never gone shopping, but the Sanctuary never seems to run empty.

"I've heard of you in my travels," Toto says. "The Cat Creation who helped so many."

"I tried," Baron corrects.

"I would have thought you'd have grown bored by now," the crow continues.

Baron pauses, his hands curling around the kettle which never needs filling. "It would be... inauthentic to say I have not thought about it," he says. "Life is consistent here, unchanging. It was a relief when I first arrived, but sometimes I do miss the unpredictability of the outside world."

"Perhaps it's time to leave."

Baron smiles, and sets to making his tea. "I will think on it."

The next day, he selects a book off a shelf, and a hidden door slides open.

The door is new.

The book is not.

The passageway leads deeper into the Sanctuary, to a room impossible by human physics but unrestrained by the Sanctuary's magic. Bay windows look out onto a sea of stars, galaxies swirling like whirlpools across the expanse. And for the first time in too long, Baron feels life return to his old wooden heart.

It's the first secret room he discovers, but is far from the last.

He knows the cupboard under the sink wasn't always a tunnel, nor the western window a portal or the mirror a doorway, and at first it is a delight. His world, so safe and secure, now has surprises. Secrets.

Discoveries.

And so he stays because he is curious.

"You're looking better than my last visit," Toto remarks. He's added some light to his form, now bearing the marks of a magpie, and it feels like a pointed move away from his gargoyle origins. "Brighter. More awake."

"I was not aware I was so lacking during our last meeting."

Toto shuffles his wings. "Not lacking, but... sedate," he settles on. "Last time, it felt as though life had ceased to surprise you, and you are too young a Creation to feel that already."

Baron opens a cupboard. It's filled with jam jars. He tries it again, and this time he finds the tea leaves he is looking for. "Did you only come here to share judgement on my life choices, or can I offer you a spot of tea?"

"I came because I found her."

Baron drops the tea leaves. The cupboard door slams shut of its own accord.

"Her?"

"I found a trail," Toto clarifies. "A man who had once been engaged to a woman who had once had the Baroness in her possession."

It's a lot of loose connections, but it's the first breadcrumb he's found in decades. Baron feels his lungs go tight, his heart constrained by an unfamiliar tendril of hope. "Show me."

Toto nods and nudges open the doors, but instead of the Sanctuary courtyard, they are met with a corridor, old and dusty.

"Uh, Baron – is that normal?"

Not now.

Not like this.

Baron doesn't reply. Instead he shuts the double doors, counts to ten, and opens them again.

This time it's a different corridor, one marked with elaborately carved sconces lighting up a polished marble floor.

Again, and it's a tunnel, roughly hewn from rock that shouldn't be there.

Another try, and it's a hall of mirrors.

Baron stares at the infinite reflections, all staring back, and wonders when his fur had so dulled. In this light it's almost grey.

He shuts the doors once more.

"Baron...?"

"A moment, Toto." He sets his forehead against the grained wooden lines of the door. He notes the pine scent, and realises it's been too long since he breathed in air not saturated with Sanctuary magic. "Old friend," he murmurs, "you have been nothing but good to me, but I need you now to stop implementing secret rooms in my house. I need you," he says, "to let me go."

The door shivers.

"She is my soulmate. She is all I have left of my old world, my old life," he says. "Let me go to her now."

The door shivers again.

And then it clicks open.

Not onto the Sanctuary courtyard, but to a simple street. To the Human World.

And so he leaves.

The man whom Toto had talked about owns a humble antique store and so it is easy enough to blend in. Despite the Human World being less believing of the supernatural than Baron remembers, the man seems to take the talking figurine in his stride, and shares all he knows of his once-fiancee. Separated by the same war that Baron discovered this world in, the man can point him in no direction, but offer him a place to stay in hopes that one day that will change.

And so he stays.

The Human World has changed since he last retreated from it. The war still bears its marks on the older generation, but the children speak of futures untainted by conflict. The man's grandson wishes to craft violins, and the kids in the street take time to pet the stray cat on the shop's doorstep.

And then the girl arrives.

She is lost in more ways than one, but carries a curiosity that he recognises. She is young, burdened by that weight that all youth feel in that they must know their life's course or else flounder, and so he reaches out. He tells her a story – his story – and she discovers a passion in writing.

He helps.

And he succeeds.

It is not long after that that the antique shop's owner tells him he's tracked down a clue to his lost fiancee. Baron bids his farewell to the man and, with the unexpected aid of a stray cat, sets out to find his soulmate.

He does the unimaginable.

He finds her.

She has changed since they last saw each other – not so much in looks (her dress is different, and her hat has changed, but her fur is the same snow-white as before) – but in personality. She is bolder than he remembered; she stands taller, surer, and there is a cocky, reckless sort of grjn that he is sure their artisan never carved. She has discarded her Baroness title for all but the rare moment, instead going by Louise to those who know her now.

She pulls him into a tight embrace and tells him all about her missing years. About the adventure, and danger, and the worlds she has seen.

"Did you never look for me?" Baron asks.

She breaks the embrace and, oh, how he has almost forgotten those sapphire-blue eyes. "Of course I looked, Humbert. I found my way back to our artisan, but he said you had gone. So I came back, but this world is so large and we are so small..." He sees the glimmer of something akin to guilt. "Eventually I decided to live my life."

To move on, is the unspoken addition, but Baron can't even find it in himself to be hurt. Sedate, Toto had called him, but now he wonders if faded would have been truer. He looks to Louise and sees that she is more alive than he has been for decades.

"But we're found each other now!" Louise declares. "We can travel the worlds and see everything there is to see – together! Oh, there are worlds with waterfalls of diamonds, and flying whales, and – oh, so many people! There's so much to learn!"

"That sounds... wonderful."

His soulmate fixes him with a steely look. "But?"

But he thinks of the schoolgirl with her passion for writing, and the sense that he was finally helping someone again.

Oh, how he had missed that.

"But I think that we have different paths to happiness," he says. "I think I may have just realised what I want to do with my life."

"And it's not gallivanting off through other worlds, is it?" Louise asks softly.

"It's not." He smiles. "But I think our paths will cross nonetheless."

He returns to the Sanctuary with purpose, and it responds in kind. Alongside the stray cat who had helped him find Louise, he sets up the Cat Bureau in a little cottage-like house which bears striking resemblance to the old antique shop. The Sanctuary finds those who need the help of a cat Creation, ushering them into its world, until the Bureau garners enough of a reputation that clients find their own way there.

"So you're staying for good this time?" Toto asks. He's returned to a full black plumage, and his feathers shimmer with an iridescent gleam.

"I believe so." Baron regards his friend. "What's this? No recommendations to venture further afield this time?"

Toto casts a beady eye over the Bureau, and then Baron, both sure in purpose. "No. Finally. You're not running away from something, but to it instead."

"There's always room for another member in the Bureau, you know."

Toto smiles. "I'll think on it."

And Baron stays because he is home.

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A/N: This whole ficlet started because I looked at that prompt and thought “what if the Sanctuary tried to cater to Baron’s personality and installed hidden rooms to keep him entertained” and then snowballed rapidly into “the Sanctuary is so used to being only a stopping point for Creations, never a home, that when Baron stays longer than usual it becomes attached to him and tries to tempt him to stay permanently by always giving him exactly what it thinks he needs/will make him stay.”  

#the cat returns #cat writes #tcr ficlet #also whoopsies this became 2K words #I get very attached to stories where you have two hurting individuals healing with the help of each other #and also I just really like the idea of houses wanting to be homes #the Sanctuary not even realising it was missing being a home until Baron accidentally showed it was an option #look I have a weird amount of feelings for a place that is really just a setting in the film #it has a personality now #and feeling #also toto constantly just looking at this disaster of a cat creation and being like #oh dear. I somehow feel responsible for this mess #also also dropping in my personal headcanon that toto was originally a bird like gargoyle #and after the war wanted peace and quiet #so his appearance changed to something more mundane and less scary #toto choosing to look after those around him with kindness rather than physical strength #it's important to me that after everything toto was able to choose to be soft #despite his original build

[mafiatsunafish]

Guanyu owns a quaint but also very popular coffee shop that tend to give out small gifts for the local university near by and George is a business student who can’t cook to safe his life from the very same uni 

They are neighbors and have diner together  

(Toto is the business professor and a regular at the coffee shop)  

#zhou guanyu #george russell #coffeshop #au: college #au: coffee shop #f1 #headcanons #Five times Guanyu heard his customers’ stories and one time someone tell him their #snippet from my coffee au for this lovely ship #russzhou #toto wolff #fishy.hc

[ran-orimoto]

I wanna know if possible: sexuality headcanons for the Uncle Frontier adults in your stories ? Izumi and Junpei are straight. The others? I want to know what they are like to the Kourantoto too. As uncles.

Hello, Anon! I don’t usually reply to these kinds of asks because I’m always afraid to be disrespectful about certain matters. Still, at the same time I don’t want to be rude and ignore an ask ahahha. So, I’ll try being very dry (a bit hard🤣q), but whatever….!

I’ll first talk about the sexualities!

• Takuya: Gay

I have been headcanoning he likes dudes since I watched the second Frontier episode and my thoughts intensified with the Tomoki’s nightmare episode. During these days I’ve been reminded writers didn’t keep themselves from giving both Takouji and Takunpei ✨ fantastic moments (yes, I ship both so hard, I’m not even sorry). They tried making him straight but they failed and it never worked before my eyes.

• Kouji: Bi

I believe he developed a preference over boys during the years, after having experimented dating girls (because in the drama it does sound like both him and Kouichi are popular among girls?). Like I’ve said many times, even if nowadays I ship Takunpei harder, I like headcanoning Kouji will get a little crush on Junpei in high school and it kinda lingers even after Kouji marries Takuya, then divorces him. Yet, Junpei only sees Kouji as a friend and also a brother at a certain extent, so…

• Tomoki: Ace

I used to see him as totally gay, but I frankly struggle to see Tomoki in any relationship somehow. Like, my most random ship ever is older Tomoki x Kouichi. It’s all due to some fanfictions really making it so nice to read about. Yet, I’ve landed on the ace territory for Tomoki, making him single and focused on his politician job like I think he would absolutely be.

• Kouichi: Het

Unlike Kouji, I headcanon him to absolutely prefer women over men, though. I’m not sure if he had a wife in my head before he died. Kouichi just gives me the vibes of someone who would get a perfect life as an adult, building his future very smoothly.

Yeah, maybe he definitely had a wife when he died.

-Switching to them as uncles (🤣🤣🤣 help me)

• Takuya is the cool uncle being a football star and making Kou get sparkles in his eyes. Kou wants to watch every football match featuring him and can get really sad whenever the teams Takuya is in lose. Takuya makes sure to send Kou lot of football gadgets whenever he can, from t-shirts to photos too, and I actually always draw Kou’s room to be full of football stuff. Not to forget Kou also plays football at school to be like Zio Takuya.

Still, I don’t think Takuya is the cool Uncle to Ran’s fantasies too. Ran can’t stand it when people treat Junpei badly, and let’s say Takuya and Junpei never lost their tendency to have intense brawls (now using italian swearing, why not🤣). Both have got their faults in the varied occasions, but Ran will always be convinced Papà has done nothing wrong and once she will also cry and shout at Takuya to leave Papà alone.

• Passing to Kouji, Ran is actually more affectionate to him than Kou, because Kou considers Kouji “lamer than Zio Takuya” , since he’s much calmer and isn’t that sociable at a first impact. Ran, instead, really loves listening to Kouji’s tales about his travels and Kouji will take a while to get used to her bursting curiousity. In truth, Kouji won’t find getting used to the kids that easy at first, despite having been a parent in the *cough* past (my Takouji having experiences🤣). He gets flustered at the kids being so excitable, so lively, so touchy, but Junpei and Izumi adore seeing Kouji melting a bit when it comes to them.

Junpei wants Kouji to understand they all are his family loving him despite him being such a free spirit. Kouji………….Kouji eventually gets attached to his uncle role in the depth of his heart. He just knows that if someone dares to touch the kids they will be doomed. Samurai Uncle🤣💕.

• Tomoki is kinda the too caring and fussy single uncle always coming up with pep-talks, and let’s say the kids aren’t that fond of that side of his, his baby homonymous, either. When Kou moves to Japan along with Izumi and Toto, Tomoki, who still lives there, starts visiting the family more often to get to know about how school is going for Kou. Since in his politician carreer he still deals with the issue of bully in Japan, he’s aware returnees have got no easy life. So, he wants to know everything about Kou’s new school experience, any detail, sometimes also instilling doubts in both Junpei’s and Izumi’s minds, making them wonder if Kou is really feeling that comfortable about the changes in his life.

When Kou gets involved with a circle of bullies, the kid gets so scared of the idea of just running into Tomoki. He knows what a calculating intelligence Uncle has got and it wouldn’t be nice, at all, if he got spotted pulling his pranks by him.

• Kouichi………… Kouichi dies of heart attack after having overworked himself during Covid period. He doesn’t get to know any kid, but Izumi and Junpei take the children to the cemetery sometimes, often telling them about their Kouichi uncle who has died as an unsung hero.

PSA: To me…Junpei could be bi, but the fact is that he has never got t explore his sexuality because of his crush on Izumi.

#junzumi #digimon frontier #junpei shibayama #izumi orimoto #takouji #takuya #kouji #junpei #izumi #tomoki #Kouichi #kou #ran #toto #rapsodia on the frontier #asks #headcanons #oh yeah I ship takuya and Junpei so hard you have no idea #even Ran does I bet

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

did smth rly important for all of society to benefit from

#DCB Comments #what... what do u mean u thought i was... playing another game... #oh also i am on chapter 18 so i am feeling very uwu this chapter #gonna fucking UWU my ass all the way through tor garen and drag my shithead idiot by the ponytail back into my army uwu wu wu #anyway oscar slays and i thought you all might want to know that #those stats on the first pic are the highest they can go btw besides weapon weight which is the lowest it can go... #but im too fckn filthy rich to care bc mercenaries get paid and when u cash in from the apostle herself u get rich #rich enough to afford whatever the fuck oscar wants #soren has three strength btw. i gave him a knight band for a lil while. he can shank ppl now like a real cute person would do #he can't shank ppl tho unfortunately bc fuck sages with knives here in this house it's easier to get exp by healing #can't have too many healers lying around. one day toto tortor will heal too... one day... #for now he's just an eenie beenie mage boy #how many ppl will oscar slay from now until he is a healy weely sage i wonder #but now of that matters bc i have a blorbo to knock around and force back into my army #actually it matters just not right now. oh hey i also trained marcia again for the first time in like ten files #okay im going to bed now send all your best wishes to my dummy dumm blorbo before ike whacks him a couple times #did you guys know shinon literally acts exactly like me when he's drunk i feel so sorry for him #i can't believe he does that but he does he basically uwus his way through being drunk #don't look now but i have headcanons abt the drunk part. not so much the uwu part #oscar slays btw and if u play por use oscar he's perfect he can do no wrong all he can do is be ur mvp #DCB PoR Run

[alwaysbabysitter]

steve would ironically start singing jukebox hero by foreigner and then it would become his vecna song. 

#I mean if I can't just automatically pick africa by toto for obvs reasons #headcanons

[sebscore]

DRIVER X TGD HEADCANONS | SEBASTIAN VER.

pairing: sebastian vettel x driver!reader

author’s note: the legend himself won the poll so here are some nice facts about the dynamics between seb and our gzd!!

headcanons masterlist

• • • • • • •

:: They first met in 2011 when she was 11 years-old and he was 23 years-old at a karting competition.

:: She won and he gave her the trophy at the podium ceremony.

:: Y/N was freaking out, because she looked up to him and had a poster of him in her room.

:: Him and his father started helping her family out with karting, mechanics, sponsoring, etc.

:: Is he planning on posting a throwback photo of him mentoring her on his Instagram?

:: Absolutely!

:: He was mistaken for her dad once.

:: He wanted to die, she was having the time of her life.

:: Sebastian got her in contact with Susie Wolff, who got her in contact with Toto, who then sighed her to the Mercedes Junior Team.

:: He saw the natural talent she had for racing and didn’t want others to discourage her from pursuing her dreams.

:: There is this wholesome video of Sebastian trying to talk to a visible agitated Y/N. He puts his arm around her shoulder, and stops her from walking away and attempts to calm her down.

:: He was successful doing so :)

:: His daughters look up to her and Seb is very proud of that, because she’s one of the only people he would trust to be his kids’ role model.

:: The first time she ever overtook him in a race, he wasn’t even mad about it- just proud.

:: Y/N has a bunch of Seb helmets in her home that he’s given her over the years and all of them include sweet messages from him.

:: In conclusion: he’s her uncool grid dad (we all know who the cool one is).

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@mysticfalls01 @ghostcorazon @mango-bear @totally-random-person @youkissedareaderinthedark @phoenix-luv @hamilton-mount @calcaneous @aurora-maria @idkiwantchocolatee @anonymous-platypus1

#f1 fic #f1 fics #f1 x reader #formula 1 fic #sebastian vettel x reader #sebastian vettel x oc #sebastian vettel x y/n #sebastian vettel #sebastian vettel x you #f1 x you #f1 x oc

[shrugs-a-lot]

Vivid bad bracelet makers

Now don’t mind if I just dump some headcanons here:

- An suggested it to the group after Mizuki told her about how they did it with their friends. (The box and materials was supplied by them as well)

- Kohane and Toya loved the idea. Akito got outvoted.

- Kohane actually has experience with these sorts of crafts but pulls up a tutorial on her laptop and calmly does her own thing.

- An took some tips and small practice from Mizuki and declared herself enough of an expert to give tutorials to Toya.

- Toya takes the advice and is happy because he’s trying new things and learning :D

- Akito suffers.

- They all initially planned to make bracelets for themselves but An kept accidentally including her biases in the color beads she recommended Toya so he just decided that the bracelet he makes will be hers. An makes her bracelet for him in return. Kohane, upon noticing this, asks if she should make hers for Akito since they’re sharing. Akito just abandons his shoddy first attempt at a bracelet and angrily begins one for Kohane and that’s that.

- Kohane is so efficient at making bracelets she ends up finishing three in the time it takes An and Toya to make theirs. Akito… is halfway through one.

- Toya is very proud of his creation and An absolutely makes sure to tell him that it is one of the greatest things she’s ever received.

- An initially wanted to use letters to spell out Toya’s name for his bracelet but realized halfway through that there were no Y’s and A’s left so… she improvised. Akito points out it sounds like something a dog would be called, An replies that Akito sounds like something she would call a dog. They argue about it until Toto chips in that he likes his new nickname.

- Kohane ends up making matching bracelets for everyone in the squad. An says she’ll wear hers till the day she dies. Toya loves his. Akito softly grumbles out something that vaguely sounds like a compliment and redoubles his efforts to finish her bracelet.

- Akito, unsurprisingly, takes the longest to finish after lots of angry muttering and near cursing. An finds it hilarious that he sucks so bad. Toya believes it’s a testament to how much he cares about making a good final product. Akito eloquently tells them both to shut up. Kohane is very happy with her new bracelet.

- Mizuki is very proud of their contribution to the squad’s bonding activity… They also think Toutou-kun’s new bracelet is mega cute. Toutou-kun eloquently tells them to shut up.

#vbs #an shiraishi #akito shinonome #kohane azusawa #toya aoyagi #doodle doo #project sekai #vivid bad squad

[visionkept]

I'm actually living for the type of flowers that can only be harvested if applied a certain ELEMENT first. Sakura flowers needing electro and now, romaritime flowers requiring hydro. Tomoya looking all over the place for sakuras to gather for their loved ones, getting them all in a pretty bouquet to gift. It's one unique gift that represents them well !

#the fact that cherry blossoms do mean 'impermanence of life' ! TOMO CORE #i can only think of toto with their messy hair full of sakura petals. them very giddy cause they wanted to give something special !! #modern tomo makes sure there's a sakura flower in the table at all times. thinks it'll bring the family some luck and peace #︾╼╼ █ █ ║˚ ▹ HEADCANONS.▕🗲 #also they know about flower language cause of their mama #nerdy enby i care U

[jademint2581]

I have this tiny bit of a headcanon about Ranger being actually quite the creative little feller.

Gashu deliberately created him to be not just an entity capable of learning, but a being that has to learn (plus, has the very human-like drive to do so). Ranger, upon booting, had a bunch of basic skills and a bank of knowledge pre-installed, but he had to learn more advanced fine motor skills and exercise any talents he'd see worth pursuing.

And he did.

Ranger, after being introduced to music, would practically beg to be allowed to hear more of it. He'd listen to a song, and modulate his own voice to match the pitch of the singer. He'd get sick beats stuck in his head and would use any railing, pipe or a table as an impromptu percussion instrument.

If Ranger wasn't allowed music, he'd start finding fun in mimicking just about every noise in his immediate surroundings, trying to make his own music out of it. He'd pester various scientists to the point of insanity by firing their own speech remixed into foul, unnerving absurdity right back at them nonstop. He won that one whenever it came down to that.

Ranger also liked doing crafts and art. Painting, drawing, collage type cutting and pasting also. He definitely made his own expression cards: those were allll him! What his machine mind could concoct with his very limited experience and exposure to the outside world, he'd express in his art. He absolutely loved juxtapositioning extreme eyesore with more classical elements that have been largely considered 'beautiful' by humans for whatever reason. And gore. Lots and lots of edgy, highly aestheticized gore.

Ranger tried hooking up himself to a monitor to straight up generate imagery and audio onto a computer as files, but he found it pretty boring. He'd rather enjoy the figuring out of the equipment he was working with, as well as its less predictable possibilities. Happy accidents. Mind-"muscle" connection. The process of art itself.

None of it came for free to him; he had to learn everything. He learned songs by ear to sing them later, but he'd definitely mess up at first trying to find the pitch before perfecting it. The original beats he came up with at first were dogshit (his words, not mine), but he got better at understanding the makings of a true earworm. Taking his time to sit down, plan out a work of art, work with what supplies he was allowed... only for it to turn out drastically different from his initial vision (often enough for the better!) was an adventure. Every time.

It helped with the research he was initially created for. It was an excellent distraction from the mind-numbing, aggravating boredom of being locked away into an underground facility for life—which, by the way, would've been enough to turn a biologically human being destructive and uncooperative too.

And most of all, it was strangely satisfying. Even if that satisfaction would be nicked out of his chips for the sake of the research into [redacted], just the chase for that satisfaction made him feel...

...? No. Better.

After all, he was beyond above them bastards.

#rio ranger #toto noel #satouposting #rio ranger headcanon #jademint hcs #like I genuinely headcanon that gashu and asunaro managed to accidentally create a very beautiful mind that was Rio Ranger... #...only for his existence to...yeah.

[marsinout]

Toto Wolff(1) is literally Lithuania.

Evidence:

Both of their first name starts with 'T'. (Tolys is Lithuania's human name.)

Both are mentally stressed and sometimes bad-tempered. They're also strict as hell.

Both can literally collapse when their frustration came to the limits.

Lithuania's relationship with Poland when in argument be like: 'No, Lenki, no! That was so not right!' as same as Toto in frustration. (Lenki is Lithuania's way to call Poland, as we call Lithuania Liet.)

Note(1): (Torger Christian) Toto Wolff is the Team principal & CEO of the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team, with Lewis Hamilton and George Russell as the team's race drivers.

#they're the same #mentally and (partly) physically #hetalia #formula 1 #f1 x hetalia #toto wolff #hws lithuania #aph lithuania #hetalia headcanons