(some parent get-together thing at rose’s school)
random parent: *purposely deadnames and misgenders rose in a conversation*
donna, rolling up her sleeves: you wanna say that again?
the doctor, holding her back: they’re not worth it
random parent: wow, would you look at that. it’s the f^g and the hag!
the doctor, rolling up his sleeves: what the !@&$ did you just call her?
shaun, holding both of them back: you’re a grown adult bullying a child. it’s absolutely pathetic. you obviously use insults to hide your own insecurities, and tonight you decided to take it out on my wife and brother-in-law. that was a bad decision. don’t make it again.
random parent: …
shaun: anyway, have a good night everyone! :D
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Trying to drag real-world ethics into the Batverse is a bad faith argument when absolutely nothing in the Batverse has any ethical or moral standing in the real world.
Real world evils that claim death tolls:
- billionaires
- cops
- vigilanteism
- copaganda (crime-fighting as a genre is libertarian copaganda)
- prison industrial complex
- war on drugs
- child soldiers
- policing entities without democratic or civic transparency or oversight
- finding acceptable targets for your personal trauma and visiting what you believe is justified violence on them
But all of that is fine and good and acceptable as conceits of the universe, EXCEPT the question of "should this rich white guy who appoints himself the protector of the innocent due to the failures of the legal system, actually do something about this guy who keeps killing because of the failure of the legal system?" THAT is somehow above challenge or question. Never mind that turning the concept of "legal incompetence", meant to protect the most vulnerable population in a society, into a loophole for fictional mass murderers is violent ableism and copaganda. Forget taking a deep dive into why exactly killing is bad, or how far a value system can go before it becomes self-serving, or storytelling imperatives or any of that. The only reason any of us could ever take Jason's side (re: the Joker) is that we, in real-life, think that "bad guys should die". Instead of the fact that because nothing works as it should in the Batverse, the Joker's continued existence actively cheapens any moral code that allows it.
You can take whatever side you want to, but get off that horse and actually engage with the question, or fuck off with the dudebros who think "killing a serial killer makes you as bad as a serial killer" has any actual ethical basis.
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Fictober 2023
Day 16 - Prompt: "This better be good."
Fandom: Baldur's Gate 3
“Astarion, if I could have a moment.”
Astarion looked up as Halsin called him over, a big hand waving him toward his tent. He rolled his eyes as he shut his book. “Oh, this better be good,” he muttered to himself, but did indeed saunter over. His arms crossed as he looked over the druid, who seemed engrossed with fiddling with something in his hand. “What are you doing?”
“I just need a few more…” Halsin smiled, holding his work out to admire it. “There we are.” He held the little object in his hand out for Astarion. “For you.”
Astarion took it, frowning. It was a little wooden figurine, masterly carved with an artistic chunkiness to it, of a little cat. He looked it over for a moment, then looked back up at Halsin. “…this isn’t a ‘Thanks for letting me sleep with your lover’ present, is it?”
Halsin barked out a laugh, shaking his head. “No, no, though I wouldn’t mind if you saw it as a token of friendship.” He sat back, another piece of wood in his hand as he started to whittle at it. “You know, whenever I talk to you, I’m reminded of a time when a young druid I knew was trying to get a kitten to be her pet.” He squinted at nothing. “Animals, of course, cannot truly be tamed, especially not cats. But that’s a lesson some people learn the hard way, and she was one of them.”
Astarion crossed his arms. “I’m not following.”
Halsin continued, “Well, this cat, it hissed and swiped at her every time she tried to come near, and she was distraught. Thought she was doing something wrong, and that she wouldn’t be able to follow Sylvanus’s path.” He glanced up at Astarion. “Finally, I told her to give the cat some space. She didn’t want to, of course, but ultimately she did. Eventually, after a great deal of patience on her end, it came up to her of its own volition.” He smiled. “And, by the end, it was the cuddliest cat I’ve ever seen.”
Astarion frowned. “Well. That’s a very pretty story. But I still don’t see how…” As he unwound his arms to shrug them, he glanced at the little cat in his hand. “…you’re giving me this because you think I’m a cuddly kitten?”
Halsin grinned. “I’m giving you that because I value your space, and I’ll let you come up to me as a friend in your own time, if ever.” He looked back down at his new carving. “But I think you have the potential to be, yes.”
“Well, I think I’m insulted.”
Halsin glanced up. “Then I’m very sorry,” he said, and damn it all, he sounded earnest. “In that case, I can take it back.” He reached up for it, only for Astarion to step away.
“No, it’s mine now.”
Halsin smiled and gave a little laugh, and he returned to his work. “Then I’ll leave you to it. And if you ever want to come back, I’ll be here waiting.”
Astarion puffed out an indignant breath, walking back to his tent. Imagine, him being compared to a cat. It was nearly enough to make him hiss.
...like a vampire. A very scary vampire. Obviously.
Fictober 2023 Drabble Master Post
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Some interesting thoughts, but if you say you won’t become a mind-flayer Orpheus dies it with no question like, fully understanding why but personally being willing to sacrifice himself, lae’zel protests but doesn’t offer alternatives other then the player, and maybe i’m imagining things but i swear there is a convo right after where she’s mad at you fir doing it?
And I’m just thinking about Calem in that conversation and how fucking angry he’d be. Like Orpheus isn’t his prince, faerun isn’t his world, and he’s made it clear he’s wanted to go home this whole time.
Calem just ripping into her when she’s mad like “I didn’t hear you offer yourself in exchange, and I’m not sacrificing *my* soul for your crusade.”
Like what is a general friendship getting wrecked in a single moment by Calem seeing the conversation as Lae’zel expecting Calem to sacrifice himself for her. Whether that is the point or not. He’s too tired of being expected to give up everything to put up with it on another world.
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So it seems that Arthur’s accent has been one of the most confusing parts of this fandom for me at least-
I’ve seen people say it’s Scottish, I think I might’ve found someone calling it Irish, and I don’t remember if it was you or someone else who said this but someone said that it’s actually from Yorkshire?? 😭
Anyways what do you think it is ☕️🗿
Going back and listening again I'm still fairly sure that it's a Northern/Yorkshire accent. You don't tend to get many regional English accents in international films/tv which is both a massive shame and probably where the confusion comes from. Merlin's accent is generally what people think of even when someone says "British accent". His is actually pretty limited to the well-off parts of Southern England. It's just that most British actors either have that accent already or put it on when doing a role.
Since Arthur and Merlin are both English folklore figures, it would make sense that they'd give them both English accents; since a couple of the others sound like they come from their fairytales' countries of origin (Pinocchio- Italian; Hansel and Gretel- German).
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