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#'please never play again' says a random person to billy boyd
cathymee · 3 years
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No but Billy Boyd's story about how he got flamed by a random person they had on their team on League of Legends will never not be funny to me mostly because it's such a Pippin thing like. You just know that out of all hobbits Pippin would suck at playing video games too but would still try his best to play like Billy. You just know that Pippin would be confused on how these games work and would make a lot of mistakes and would definitely be that one guy on the team that would get trash-talked a lot.
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cycyno · 6 years
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Aaaaaaand once again I got tagged do to a little random shuffling songlist! This time by my beautiful fiance @trshlrd​ ♥ I’m going to list 10 shuffled songs from my phone and will write down my favorite parts of each song.
HERE WE GO
1. Oomph! - “Wer schön sein will muss leiden”
Okay wow. So first of, the english title would be “Who wants to be beautiful must suffer” It’s from one of the few german bands I listen to and the band it’self, just like their lyrics are kind of rammstein-ish. I really like their songs though, especially since they go really deep and also have a freaky kind of ring to everything (all of them kinda satire). This was one of the first songs I knew of them. The text is pretty wild to be honest, so I’m writing down basically all of it
German Text:
Wer schön sein will muss leiden, mein Kind Die Welt wird dich beneiden, mein Kind Weißt du nicht: Wer seine Seele an die Hölle verkauft Wird immer jung sein, schön und schlank mit flachem Bauch Und ich weiß das willst du auch
Warum hast du so schlanke Beine Warum hast du so volles Haar Warum hast du so dicke Lippen Warum bist du so sonderbar
(Großmutter, Großmutter warum bist du noch so jung?)
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Hör mir zu, Wer schön sein will muss so viel Schmerz ertragen Drum schau mir bitte nicht ins Herz, mein Kind Wer schön sein will muss viele Wunden tragen Drum schau mir bitte nicht ins Herz...
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Weißt du nicht, wer seinen Körper in der Hölle bestellt Bleibt immer jung, hat viel Erfolg und schwimmt im Geld Und das ist es doch was zählt
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English Translation:
Who wants to be beautiful has to suffer, my child The world will envy you, my child Don’t you know: who sells their soul to hell Will stay young forever, beautiful and slim with a flat belly And I know you want that too
Why do you have such slim legs? Why do you have so much hair? Why do you have such thick lips? Why are you so strange?
(Grandmother, Grandmother why are you still so young?)
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Listen to me, Who wants to be beautiful has to endure so much pain, So please don’t look into my heart, my child Who wants to be beautiful has to wear so many wounds So please don’t look into my heart...
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Don’t you know, who orders their body in hell Stays young forever, has much succes and swims in money And that’s what counts (after all)
2. JUNE - “Pride of Tomorrow”
So I only got to know this song because I practically inhaled the D.Gray-Man anime. And I love it. The anime is just amazing and the music is as well! Always with such deep lyrics and I love it.
Japanese Text
Ushinatta mono uzumeyou to shite hazushite shimatta puraido Torimodosu yo kono ryoute de boku ni ha mieru ashita no hikari ga
Hitori asobi ni akiterumitai Kokoro no koe ha todoiteiru kai?
Yoru no michi ni mimi oshiatete Kikoeru mono sore ga kotae
Rikutsu janai kono omoi ga tashikana hitotsu no puraido Mukashi ni mita eiga mitai boku ni ha mieru ashita no jibun ga
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English Translation
The abandoned pride those fallen have tried to bury, With these two hands of mine, I'll bring back the light of tomorrow I see.
It seems I'm tired of playing alone. Can you hear what my heart is saying?
In the dark, press your ears against the face of the road. You will hear the answer.
There's no reason. It's simply just pure pride I'm feeling, make no mistake. The future me I see is just like in the movies of old.
3. Oomph! - “Revolution”
And, again, a song I listened a lot to. Revolution was a song I got to know later on though and I still like it very much. It’s also not as much satire and offensive as the one before.
German Text
Erst wenn du laut bist, wird man dir zuhören. Und wenn sie taub sind, dann lass sie spüren.
Du stellst dich quer, machst Alarm, kämpfst für deine Vision. Was ist Schein, was ist nur Illusion. Du machst dich frei, denn du weißt sonst ist alles verloren, Nicht mit mir, das hast du dir geschworn,
Du hast die Macht. Du hast die Macht.
Du bist die Revolution, gegen den Strom, geh auf die Straße, hol dir den Lohn.
Du bist die Revolution, gegen den Strom, sing deine Lieder, Scheiß auf den Thron.
Du bist die Revolution.
Du machst nicht mit, denn die Welt scheint dir taub, stumm und blind. Lehnst den auf, stellste dich gegen den Wind. Du fragst warum, schreist heraus, was dich lange schon quält. Du bist frei, das ist alles was zählt.
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English Translation
Only when you’re loud, they will listen to you. And if they’re deaf, then let them feel it.
You revolt, create a riot, fight for your vision What's fake, what's only illusion You free yourself because you know otherwise everything's lost Not with me, that's what you have sworn
You’ve got the power You’ve got the power
You are the revolution, against the river, Go on the streets, get your earnings
You are the revolution, against the storm, Sing your songs, shit on the throne
You are the revolution
You don't take part, and the world looks dumb, deaf, and blind to you Rebel, place yourself against the wind You ask "why," scream out loud what's been tortuing you for so long You are free, that's all that counts
4. Imogen Heap - “Speeding Cars”
I just love this song so much. It’s got a big message and every time I hear it I can’t help but sing along to it. Also I really like the sound of it so yeah.
English Text
Here's the day you hoped would never come Don't feed me violence Just run with me through rows of speeding cars The paper cuts, the cheating lovers The coffee's never strong enough I know you think it's more than just bad luck There, there baby It's just text book stuff It's in the ABC of growing up Now, now darling Oh don't lose your head 'Cause none of us were angels And you know I love you yeah
5. The Script - “Hall of Fame”
I think basically everyone knows this song. I love to listen to this song in various fandoms to be honest and just find the one person of all the characters that the song could fit to (I do that with basically every song ever so yea) It’s just super nice and I think it’s really catchy and is also kinda uplifting.
English Text
You can throw your hands up You can beat the clock You can move a mountain You can break rocks You can be a master Don't wait for luck Dedicate yourself and you can find yourself
Standing in the hall of fame And the world's gonna know your name 'Cause you burn with the brightest flame And the world's gonna know your name And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame
6. The Fray - “1961″
I got to know this song in the Hetalia fandom. And I love it ever since. It has a nice ring to it and the songtext itself is just beautiful. And again, a good song to fangirl about with your favorite platonic relationships!
English Text
Two brothers in 1961 On a road 90 miles too long Someone don't want us together but We just keep on walking cause we're one, we're one I got a voice and you got a reason For the glory we sing our broken song Take a side and I'll take the other one Two brothers under one nation
7. Manowar - “Sons of Odin”
One of my favorite songs of Manowar. In general, the song just sounds super powerful in a way and just pushes one a little when taking a walk with their two pugs in the forest (i love it okay)
English Text
Here to the blaze I wander Through this black night I ponder The edge of our mighty swords Did clash Fallen by our axes Helmets smashed
Glory and fame Blood is our name Souls full of thunder Hearts of steel Killers of men Of warriors friend Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers To the end...
One day too I may fall I will enter Odin's Hall I will die sword in hand My name and my deeds will Scorch the land
8. Brothers Bright - “Blood on my Name”
A song I discovered in the Dishonored fandom and up to this point I haven’t found any fandom where this song would fit better. I love all of this. The text, the kind of luring and threatening sound of it.. mh! (This is just a style of music that I really came to like)
English Text
When the fires, when the fires are consumin' you And your sacred stars won't be guiding you I've got blood, I've got blood Blood on my name
Not a spell gonna be broken With a potion or a priest When you're cursed you're always hopin' That a prophet would be grieved
Oh, Lazarus How did your debts get paid? Oh, Lazarus Were you so afraid?
Can't you see I'm sorry I will make it worth your while Made a dead man's money You can see it in my smile
9. The Phantoms - “Into the Darkness”
First off: I’m a massive Dragon Age fan and I loved this song ever since hearing it. It gives off the whole Dragon Age vibe (i mean there’s a reason why it’s an offocial song to the game) and this is just something I really grew to love.
English Text
War is coming War is crying out The world is shaking The sky is falling down - the sky is falling down
Into the Darkness - we are one Into the Darkness - we all must run Into the Darkness - we'll burn a light Into the Darkness - we all must fight, we all must fight
10. Billy Boyd - “The Last Goodbye”
OMG I LOVE THIS SONG BEYOND MEASURES I CAN’T HDFJSLKFSDHJKFSDH it’s going to be so hard for me to even pick my favorite part of all of this. I cried so much while listening to this song (and watching the last Hobbit movie in general and AHHHH I CAN’T)
ALL OF THE FUCKING TEXT I’M SORRY
I saw the light fade from the sky On the wind I heard a sigh As the snowflakes cover my fallen brothers I will say this last goodbye
Night is now falling So ends this day The road is now calling And I must away
Over hill and under tree Through lands where never light has shone By silver streams that run down to the sea
Under cloud, beneath the stars Over snow one winter's morn I turn at last to paths that lead home And though where the road then takes me I cannot tell We came all this way But now comes the day To bid you farewell
Many places I have been Many sorrows I have seen But I don't regret Nor will I forget All who took the road with me
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To these memories I will hold With your blessing I will go To turn at last to paths that lead home And though where the road then takes me I cannot tell We came all this way But now comes the day To bid you farewell
I bid you all a very fond farewell
AHH THANKS SO MUCH AGAIN FOR TAGGING ME BABSO ♥ And since I don’t know who to tag ( @we-want-a-shrubbery I know she tagged you too but whatevs)
I TAG EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO DO IT (pls tag me)
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