#'oh idk if i' m attracted and she def not interested in me i just like her sitting in my lap and kissing me on the mouth'

[narcissusneverknewme]

@ all the wlw who were all "i'm not attracted to Raoul guess I'm just special" back in 2004 and have spent the rest of your life desperately trying to dress like him: lol

#ur in love w Christine #extra points if you're also in love w madame gerie (idk how to spell French) #meg in the pants-roll outfit #and/or random back-up characters #if you were young enough to think 'the phantom is weird old man but i like it when he puts his hands on Christine's corset' #yeah it wasn't the phantom's gloved hands you were watching friend #the phantom of the opera #phantom of the opera #this is the exact reason so many irl lesbian romances would be tagged 'accident dating' on ao3 #'oh idk if i' m attracted and she def not interested in me i just like her sitting in my lap and kissing me on the mouth' #shut the heck up b #useless lesbian #the lot of ya #that would be a 'pants role' meaning a woman'e role in which she plays a man; not 'pants roll' as in.. idk capris?

[kamvkoma]

1 fire emblem, 2 shuake, 3 Hannibal, 4 fate zero & dangan Ronpa

thanks pal :---) 

fire emblem

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: ike

Least Favorite character: god idk theres so many bad ones. ill go w oliver or w/e his name was. the guy who wanted to bad touch reyson.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): ikesoren, uhhhhh....its hard to think of more than that lmaooo. tibarn/reyson, m!corrin/niles, lucina/gerome, oh i guess raven/lucius??? that was hard lol.

Character I find most attractive: i want ike to punch me but also tbh yall i still think kaze is (eyes emoji) i mean his tiddies r out n everything

Character I would marry: im not gonna say ike again so i’ll say . chrom because thats who i accidentally default married in awakening lol.

Character I would be best friends with: nina

a random thought: why are there only two ikes in FEH? give us more ike

An unpopular opinion: i don’t actually like all of the girl tiddy fanservice in FEH. i feel like nobody really cares about that but the fanservice is def really one-sided. as per usual w japanese games.

my canon OTP: m!corrin/niles 

Non-canon OTP: ikesoren

most badass character: frederick’s crit line still fucks me up to this day

pairing I am not a fan of: any of the pseudo-incest pairings in fates lol.

character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): tharja used to be more interesting i think but now shes just fanservice.

favourite friendship: eliwood and hector are my boys 

character I want to adopt or be adopted by: shigure is MY SON

shuake

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

when or if I started shipping it: honestly not really until like halfway through the game, and then i sort of stopped after That Thing happened, and then it returned with a vengeance after beating the game.

my thoughts: i love them so much and pls give them a happy ending plssndjfsjsn

What makes me happy about them: they were fated to be rivals but IN THE END THEIR WISHES BECAME ONE....,,,

What makes me sad about them: GORO IS FUCKIN FAKE DEAD . i refuse to believe hes actually dead but its still sad. 

things done in fanfic that annoys me: im...im gonna say it....akira bottoming lmaoooo. 

things I look for in fanfic: (whispers) goro bottoming......BUT ALSO.... fluff honestly theres enough angst in goros entire fucking life thank u very much just give me cute boys being cute.

My kinks: love and affection

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: no one lol,,,, i used to ship them w other ppl but i cant now.

My happily ever after for them: goro comes back from being fake dead and wants to make amends for everything but the PT already accept him and are really happy hes alive and he and akira start dating and live together and are happy and cute the end.

hannibal

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: piece of shit. love him.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: will.......... and also kinda thirsty scarf dad from that one ep of season 3.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: hannibal and bedelia are pretty interesting together.

My unpopular opinion about this character: i dont even know honestly i feel like everyones pretty much in agreement about how to feel about him lol. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: shoulda fucked will 

my het ship: none

my fem/slash ship: hannigram

my OTP: hannigram

my OT3: uhhhh none.

my cross over ship: no idea. lets ship him w another mads character. madscest.

my kink: his compassion for will being inconvenient.

a head cannon: he and will get married after season 3

my gender bend: um. hannah lecter. exactly the same as hannibal lecter but a woman now. 

fate/zero and dangan ronpa

004 | send me 2 fandoms and I will give you my crossover OTP: kiritsugu takes a very utilitarian stance in his philosophy, and i feel like komaeda does too...so it’d be interesting to see them together. plus they both have tragic af back stories. 

#shishkips