#'o and his polish bf needs a place to stay you say

[inklingofadream]

my mom’s friend is like. 3 inches away from starting some kind of full on anarchist commune in the woods behind her house. and i don’t think anyone but me realizes this

#this is related to the post from earlier this week abt clothes going to a refugee #its the same family friend shes just Collecting people without other places to go #like. a kid her son knew (not a friend to be clear just knew) got kicked out for being gay a few years back #and she was just like 'hmmm already have 7 kids whats one more?' #'o and his polish bf needs a place to stay you say?' #yes i have room for 4 foreign exchange students. this offer extends past when they return home if it ever comes up again... #'this is victor he's from spain' yeah but why and how is he in ur house???? where did you meet victor???? #o ur aunts friends cleaning lady's niece is homeless? heres my number #its v admirable and i want to be her when i grow up! #(no i dont i want to b the hermit who lives in her backyard treehouse and helps out i cannot imagine willingly living with that many ppl) #but also. eventually i feel like theres only one place this ends. bc we have already established disregard for the law #esp when its potentially hurting ppl #also this sounds like travels happening in pandemic it isnt this is like a decades worth of incidents #ink post #rambling #they are Not allowed to talk politics at brunch bc a DIFFERENT shelter mom #is like. 3 inches from going full libertarian living in the woods #(this is distinct bc one WANTS her ppl to be able to exist independently the other has ppl consisting of her family period.) #like she started her own school bc she hates common core so much #not homeschooling! her own school #the things holding her back from full ruby ridge include: her dad going to prison and me trying to trick her into becoming an abolitionist #inability to maintain mental health without brunch; her daughter also trying to pull her left in subtle ways

[galxpals]

10/14/17 - Fortune

let’s get down to business

the gals and I were ratchet as hell mid pre-drinking and pre-cl

I was lit ASF in Dina’s party room, but it died down when we were on the way to Fortune

was still pretty litty tho- just wasn't on everyone’s level :( 

Iggy, Nicole and I peeing behind a dumpster in an alley...classy 

saw Ace, Sayed, Ryan, Jordan and Gabby right before getting in line...why am I not surprised tho 🤷🏽‍♀️

found out from Kajol that Sangerth and Ammar were also coming out tonight...again, why am I not surprised tho

a huge s/o to my homegirl Celine for discounting the entrance fees for my girls, and covering my entrance fee 

f’real though, use. the. plugs. that. you. have.

split a champagne bottle for Dina with the girls because the best deserves the fricken best!! 

Iggy decided to kiss me, and then we decided to kiss everyone else...why is my drunk best friend like this..I just wanna know

Iggy’s ass also decided to have sex with a couch in one of the small rooms

I know I went with the girls but I was floating around the entire fuckin’ night don’t even ask how or why

after losing the girls when we were done dancing with Ace and them, I finally found the birthday boy Giel and met his gf Eizza 

right after I was walking around, I found Mik, who was with JD, Lucky, Manny and Celine found me and we all ended up in this little party room with our own DJ...LITTYYYYYYY AF

still didn’t know where tf any of the girls were but that’s fine 

found my girls again on the dance floor, saw Kajol dancing with Sayed (sure), Jordan grabbing my friends’ asses while his gf was right there (alright), and Ace grabbing me to dance with him.....huuuuh

apparently he told Kajol he’d make out with me if she made out with Sayed....u iz funny Ace 

ended up making out with Ryan later on that night...sick

one of Giel’s sweet af friends came up to me and said that I was beautiful, my heart is crying y’all

why and when did Sangerth and Ammar walk in can I just........ok

idk why we went in and out of the club 295893859023 times but that’s cool

right, cause Dina was tryna get on one of the bouncer’s dick

Iggy left early cause she had work so Dina and I took her outside til she caught a cab

Eric tried to help but realized Jordan, Ace, Gabby, Sayed and Ryan were all outside too so he bounced LOL

while we were waiting this group of German/Polish/Swiss boys were all up in Dina and I’s grill...not in a bad way, they were all so charming 

the moment Dina and I said we were cold, 3 of them were already taking off their jacket and trying to give it to us

CUTE AS FUCK OMG 😭

after Fortune was closed, Micelli, Dina and myself got a ride from Matteo and his friend...yup. 

sorry Matteo but how’s your gf? 🙃

night was an easy 10/10

- m.d.

WHORE WHORE WHORE

anyways...FORTUNE WHY NOT

MY BABY GIRL Dina’s birthday so we had too!

We pre-drank at her place, started off with cards against humanity and cider pong...THEN IT GOT RATCHET QUICK

EVERY GIRL WITH HER WINE BOTTLE

Lemme just say this, we dancing on butts off before the club and at the club!

We began figuring out how much money we would need, yenno...IF WE WANTED TO STOMP ON OUR EX.

....yeah ....turns out it’s $0.50

Yup

Took cute pics... the usual

Then we started to crank that three times from left to right

Anyways, we GOT SHITTERED

We head down to the club where May, Nicole and I puss in an alley. Girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

Meet some guy named Marcus? Who is in love with Dina... k BYE

Smoked weed with some random dude.”SICK”

Get to the club to see Ace and Sayed.

AND BOY...did I hug them each for too long...yeah I did. Whoops #sorrynotsorry

Anyways, the club was lit.

Got that bottle of champagne for Dina

And after consuming that...I decided yo Twerk on that beautiful red couch

DECIDED that it was smart to initiate kissing all the girls ️

Like why do I always start this shit?

WE MET ERIC AGAIN

SIDE NOTE: we are getting in for free on my bday, and possibly getting a table :) thanks Eric and bless your soul. Even though I ain’t coming to that boat cruise you told me to come too.

So yeah danced had fun, lost the girls a couple times.

Met this random guy who claims he is celebrating his bday at fortune the same day I am.

Then he came up to me again while I was dancing with Sayed (my hands interlocked...with his idk why) and then Sayed goes ahead and pushes him away...lowkey thought a fight was about to go down. But he was just protecting me. Bless your kind soul SAYED!

Shortly after, noticed myself staying with Ace’s friends more.

Grinded with Gabby...

Had her SUPPOSED BF GRAB MY ASS, and come LOOKING FOR ME TO JOIN THEIR DANCE GROUP WHEN I TRIED TO LEAVE.

Heard Gabby trying to hook Ace and I up.. just because we danced together that night LIKE ALOT. LIKE WE GRINDED, but hey he is my friend. And it will always stay that way.

He touched my ass multiple times...but I mean again..JUST FRIENDS. I didn’t even care tbh.

Because after all that we decided to go pee in an alley together

#RAGHUSHO? #ACEISTHENEWYOU

Anyways, soon enough met up with my girls again, and called it a night.

Bless Eric and his kind soul for helping us flag a cab down. But then everyone else followed, so then Eric was like, “I think you got enough help here” LOL YEAH MY BAD.

I saw a cab and ran for life, forgetting to yell ...Bye. Dina saw and knew what was up. So that all panned out great.

AND TO TOP IT OFF my cab driver was LIT AF. Played all them old Elton John songs, and we sang our hearts home!!

10/10

- i.b.