#'leaders' lmao what a scam

[bytebun]

I miss playing pokemon yellow sooo bad but specifically with the physicality of the gameboy. I do not own a gameboy

#I played this game on my after school programs old second hand gameboys lmao and u had to pray #that someone didn’t reset ur game #I’m still not in the habit of naming my Pokémon cuz of this. baby byte age 7 trying to speedrun #furthest we ever made was the fourth gym leader agsjskka #taking out the cartridge when the game stopped working & blowing on it…. #I rlly thought pikachu was The og starter for the longest time #like yea ofc ash has one. finding out the game was based on the anime was shocking #I also played gold or silver on a shitty game boy something with no memory ?? #so the only portion of that game ive actually played is the apricot fetch quest bit. Over and over #bc/ all progress wiped as soon as u powered off #I say we because it was multiplayer in the sense that it was 3 kids huddled around one gameboy #god knows what sort of patience I must have had to watch other kids play games?? #I STILL do the superstitious button mashing for catching pokemon #god I miss the days where games would break in ways that were funny & still totally functional #where like yea if you do the wrong shit in just the right way you CAN get a ghost story #swapping dubious tips on the playground is part of the experience!!! #now you go on the internet & just get scammed. #bytebun rambles #maybe I’ll cave one day and [redacted] it but -_- it’s about the feeling of the buttons and the tiny screen

[agaypanic]

Is this how you request a fic? I have no idea but I’ll try. I’m craving Regina George content. Can you please write something where reader is apart of the plastics but she’s not mean like the rest of them and that’s why Regina likes her. When Cady shows up and Regina has an interest in cady it’s too make reader jealous but instead cady ends up liking reader who distances herself from the plastics and then Regina gets jealous and admits her feelings so reader doesn’t end up with cady. If that makes sense? Thank you!

Craving Your Attention (Regina George X Plastic!Reader)

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Summary: Regina George is the queen of North Shore High and she doesn’t like to share her toys, even if she doesn’t really play with them. 

A/N: kinda toxic!regina even tho thats not really a surprise. slight cady x reader, she likes you instead of aaron (also aaron doesn’t exist teehee). The girls arent homophobic bc cady tells gretchen she likes reader and regina ends up with reader (saying this bc idk if you’re gonna read this with 2004 regina or 2024 regina in mind, and obviously 2004 was a different time lmao) content warning for diet talk but it’s just part of one scene. Heavily relied on the mean girls (2004) script for this fic, so it's almost all written centered around Cady. all in third person which felt a lil weird to write because i usually write in second person lol idk if anyone’s gonna want a part 2 but imma lyk rn that im not planning on writing a part 2, mainly bc this took so painstakingly long

***

Everyone at North Shore High knew about Regina George. They’d be stupid not to. She was practically royalty. 

A queen bee was nothing without her little worker bees. First was Karen Smith. She seemed to give a whole new meaning to the word ‘clueless,’ but she was friendly. In more ways than one.

Then there’s Gretchen Wieners. She was Regina’s eyes and ears, whether it was wanted or not. All she wanted to do was please her leader.

And finally, there was Y/n L/n. If any of the plastics were to be deemed approachable, it was her. She was Regina’s right-hand girl, maybe even a bit more than that. But no one ever brought that up.

But then Cady Heron came to North Shore.

“Is he bothering you?” Regina tilted her head as she looked at the redheaded girl and the familiar boy who was talking to her. Y/n, who was sitting next to Regina, looked up from her food in curiosity. Regina didn’t usually talk to anyone outside of the table during lunch. The girl made a nondescript noise, so Regina turned her attention to the boy. “Jason, why are you such a skeez?”

Jason rolled his eyes, but tried to seem polite.

“I’m just being friendly.”

“You were supposed to call me last night,” Gretchen pouted, looking over her shoulder at Jason.

“Jason.” Attention was brought back to Regina with the simple call of his name. She wore a sweet smile, which meant that Jason was probably about to get a bite taken out of him. “You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She’s not interested.” Regina then turned to the redheaded girl. “Do you wanna have sex with him?”

She looked shocked, giving an immediate no.

“Good. So it’s settled.”

“You can go shave your back now,” Y/n finished, and the four plastics waved him off. Jason walked away, but not before muttering an insult to the girls.

“Good one,” Regina said quietly to Y/n, who couldn’t help but smile a bit at the small praise. Before she could reply, Regina’s eyes followed after the red-haired girl, who was now starting to walk away. “Wait.” The single word made her stop in her tracks and look back. “Sit down.”

Regina moved her hands, signaling Gretchen and Karen to move to the sides of the lunch bench to make room for this mystery girl. After some more encouragement, she sat down.

“What’s your name?” Y/n asked sweetly, trying to ease the girl’s nerves.

“Cady.”

“Why don’t I know you?” Regina asked, looking at Cady curiously.

“I’m new,” Cady replied. “I just moved here from Africa.”

“What?”

“I used to be home-schooled.”

“Wait. What?”

Cady took a second, wondering why Regina kept saying ‘what.’ She didn’t think it was that confusing.

“My mom taught me at home-”

“No, no.” Regina laughed. “I know what ‘home-school’ is; I’m not stupid. So, you’ve actually never been to a real school before?”

As she spoke, Regina leaned more and more forward towards Cady. And as the conversation continued, Y/n wondered why Regina was taking such an interest in her. Regina never cared about anyone who passed by, too involved in the latest gossip session Gretchen had started or in Y/n’s appearance. Not that Y/n really noticed that; she was busy thinking about Regina to see that Regina was thinking about her. Either way, she didn’t understand why the blonde was suddenly so fascinated by this new girl.

“You’re like, really pretty.”

Oh… That must be why.

Y/n seemed to tune the rest of the conversation out, too wrapped up in Regina’s compliment towards Cady and the bright smile she wore while giving it. She didn’t know why it bothered her. It’s not like Regina belonged to her. If anything, Y/n, along with the rest of the Plastics, belonged to Regina.

Even when Regina brought Gretchen and Karen in close to speak to them and Y/n, leaving Cady awkwardly leaning back to give them more privacy, Y/n didn’t care much to listen. The gist of the conversation was that they wanted Cady to sit with them at lunch for a week, something they had never considered doing with anyone else in this school.

“Okay.” Regina started as Gretchen and Karen relaxed back into their seats, and Cady leaned back in. “You should just know that we don’t do this a lot, so this is, like, a really huge deal. We wanna invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week.” Regina wore a grin that meant she was up to something, but Cady didn’t seem to decipher that, and the rest of the girls didn’t know what it meant.

“Oh, it’s okay—” Cady’s tone seemed to indicate that she was about to decline, but Regina interrupted her before she could.

“Coolness.” The bell rang, and Regina’s eyes darted over to Y/n before going back to Cady. Her mischievous smile remained present as she, Gretchen, and Karen grabbed their trays. “So we’ll see you tomorrow.”

The three Plastics stood up and left the table, leaving Y/n in a slight daze and Cady confused about what had just happened. Y/n suddenly looked around, realizing that her friends had left without her, but the new girl was still with her. She figured that she should say something before leaving her alone. She didn’t have to be mean or unpleasant just because Regina seemed to like Cady.

“On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” Y/n said it with a timid but sweet smile, trying to get over the revelation that the girl she loved was setting her sights on someone else. Her hand patted Cady’s a few times before she stood up and picked up her tray. “Welcome to North Shore.”

As Cady watched Y/n leave, and as Janis and Damian dragged the redhead away to interrogate her about her interaction with Regina, she couldn’t help but feel warm. Maybe public school wouldn’t be so bad.

***

The next day, Cady was slightly nervous to sit with the Plastics. She felt like a double spy. Janis and Damian were under the impression that Cady was doing it for them, to listen in on Regina’s secrets and relay them back to her friends so they could laugh at the pathetic and superficial nature of it all. And sure, that was the main reason she was sitting with the girls. But Cady also returned to the table so she could bask in a new light, Y/n. 

But living in girl world came with a bunch of rules.

“You can’t wear a tank top two days in a row, and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So…” Gretchen laughed lightly, seeming a little nervous for no reason as she looked at Cady, who was wearing her hair in a ponytail. “I guess you picked today. Oh! And we only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays.”

“Which totally blows in the winter,” Y/n muttered before sipping her Diet Coke.

“Now,” Gretchen started again, “if you break any of these rules, you can’t sit with us at lunch.” Cady seemed surprised, but Gretchen continued. “Not just you! Like, any of us. Okay, so, like, if I was wearing jeans today, I would be sitting over there with the art freaks.” She said it with a grimace, pointing over to a table a few feet away from the girls before looking back at Cady. “Oh, and we always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group. I mean, you wouldn’t buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.”

Everyone nodded except for Cady, who was processing all of these new rules she had to follow.

“I wouldn’t?”

“Right,” Gretchen said with a definitive nod. “And it’s the same with guys. Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.”

“One hundred twenty calories and forty-eight calories from fat,” Regina interrupted, reading a food bar that she had grabbed. She looked at her friends inquisitively. What percent is that?”

“Uh… forty-eight into one hundred and twenty?” Gretchen suggested, not really sure of herself.

“No, I don’t think so, Gretch,” Y/n said, trying to think of the correct answer.

“I’m only eating foods with less than thirty percent calories from fat.”

“It’s forty percent,” Cady said suddenly, proud that she was able to do the equation in her head. Everyone looked at her, expressions varying from impressed to confused. Cady suddenly felt the need to show her work. “Well, forty-eight over a hundred and twenty equals X over a hundred-”

“So then you cross multiply to get X!” Y/n finished off with a grin, thrilled that she knew what Cady was talking about. Cady smiled back at her with the same excited energy, although looking a little more subdued. Not only was this girl super pretty and friendly, but she also seemed decently smart. Maybe Janis was wrong about these girls.

“Whatever.” Regina looked at the two girls suspiciously. She tossed the food bar onto the table and stood up. “I’m getting cheese fries. Y/n, come with me.”

Taken back by the sudden command, Y/n stumbled out of her seat and followed Regina. Cady’s eyes followed her until she was out of sight, and she sighed quietly when she couldn’t catch a glimpse of the girl anymore. 

“So!” Gretchen startled Cady with her enthusiastic voice and a hand on her shoulder. As she turned to look at her, Cady realized that Karen was also gone from the table. She must’ve gone to the bathroom or somewhere else. “Have you seen anyone you think is cute yet?”

Cady didn’t know how to answer. There was definitely one person that came to mind, but she didn’t know if she should say the name. Gretchen might react badly if Cady told her, which would most likely lead to her getting kicked out of the Plastics.

But at the same time, she didn’t want to lie. 

“Well… there’s this one.. girl.” The last word was quiet and hesitant, but Gretchen picked up on it.

“Oh my gosh, who is it?” She asked excitedly. “Do you think it’s just like, a phase, or is it more serious?”

“I dunno.” Cady shrugged. “I haven’t known her too long to be sure.”

“Who is it?” Gretchen leaned forward in her seat, completely invested in Cady’s answer. It took the redhead a long moment of hesitancy to open her mouth.

“It’s Y/n…”

“No!” Gretchen straightened up, looking absolutely horrified. She looked around, ensuring none of the other girls were back yet. “You can’t like Y/n. Not only is she a part of the group, but… Okay, you didn’t hear this from me, and you’re, like, totally forbidden from ever bringing it up. But Regina is really possessive over Y/n. They’ve been best friends for, like, forever, and Regina chases off anyone who tries to so much as ask her out. And it’s not my place to say whether or not it’s more than friendship, but if I had to say something, there’s definitely something going on between them.” Gretchen took a much-needed breath, shaking her head slightly to clear her jumbled thoughts. “Look, the point is, you shouldn’t date friends. Especially Regina’s friends. But don’t worry, I’ll never tell Regina or Y/n what you said. It’ll be our little secret.”

Gretchen gave Cady a sweet smile, and that seemed to be the end of their little conversation. But for the next few days, Cady kept thinking about it.

She didn’t want to get on Regina’s bad side. That would mean no more things to tell Janis and Damian and no more seeing Y/n. And she also didn’t want to freak Y/n out. But just because Cady wasn’t allowed to like Y/n didn’t mean she wasn’t allowed to look at her. Or think about her. Or talk to her.

A few days later, when Cady was with Janis and Damian at the mall, Janis asked when Cady would see Regina next. She said it felt weird to spy on her and that she didn’t want to do it anymore. And sure, it being weird was part of why she wanted to stop. But mainly, it was because Cady had started getting so distracted by Y/n that it was difficult to focus on Regina. Which was strange, because the blonde girl was so alluring. But Janis reassured Cady that Regina would never find out about her double agent status, that it would be their little secret.

So many secrets.

***

“Hello?” Cady held the phone up to her ear, wondering who was calling her at this late hour.

“I know your secret.” Cady stiffened at Regina’s voice coming through the speaker. She internally panicked, trying to figure out what to do. How did Regina figure out about Cady’s spying?

“Secret?” She decided that playing it cool was the better move. “What secret?”

“Gretchen told me that you like Y/n.” Cady relaxed at the fact that Regina had learned about her other secret, before freezing again. Right now, she wondered if it would be better if Regina knew about the spying. “I mean, I don’t care, do whatever you want.” Regina didn’t sound like she didn’t care, but Cady didn’t bring it up. “But let me just tell you something about Y/n: She’s, like, never gone on a date before. It’s not that she’s not pretty or anything, but no one’s ever really been good enough for her.”

“Oh?” What did this mean? Did Regina deem Cady good enough for Y/n after so many others tried and failed? Or was this a set-up?

Honestly, Cady was so happy for Regina’s blessing that she didn’t really care.

“I could talk to her for you, if you want.”

“Really? You would do that?”

“We’ve been friends since like, pretty much birth. I know exactly how to play it.” There was a moment of silence, and Cady could picture Regina picking at her nails. “But wait. Aren’t you mad at Gretchen for telling me? Because if you are, you can tell me. It was a really bitchy thing for her to do.”

“Yeah, it was pretty bitchy, but I’m not mad.” Cady was a little mad, but she didn’t feel like saying that. “I mean, it’s better she told you instead of Y/n. I dunno, I guess she just likes the attention.” Cady didn’t know why she said that last part, but it had just spilled out of her mouth.

“See, Gretch? I told you she’s not mad at you.” Cady was a bit confused, but then another voice spoke.

“I can’t believe you think I like attention!” There was a click, and Cady assumed the Gretchen had hung up. She had no idea she was even listening.

“Okay, love you. See you tomorrow!” Cady could hear Regina’s smile, and then there was another click followed by a dial tone, showing that Cady was now the only one on the line. She then hung up herself, processing the three-way call she had just survived.

And then after that, Cady realized that she had gotten Regina’s blessing to try to pursue Y/n.

***

“What day is it?” Y/n asked, looking down at her worksheet. She didn’t usually do homework at lunch, but lately, some of her classes had been kicking her ass. 

“It’s October third,” Cady answered almost immediately, catching the suspicious eyes of Regina and Gretchen.

“Thanks, Cady,” Y/n said, looking up at the girl and giving her a sweet smile before returning to her paper.

“I dunno why you don’t just ask one of the Mathlete dorks to do it for you,” Regina said, looking over Y/n’s shoulder. “They’d probably even do it for free.”

“We’ve talked about this, Regina. If my teacher didn’t catch on, it would still totally bite me in the ass when I’d have to do a test all by myself.”

“You need help with math?” Cady asked, subtly leaning closer to Y/n. The girl looked at Cady, now completely distracted from her work.

“Yeah! I used to get it, but trig is crazy hard.” Y/n sighed, delicately rubbing at her tired eyes so she didn’t mess up her makeup. “I feel like I’m never gonna get it.”

“I can help you!” Cady said, excited over this opportunity. She had always excelled in mathematics, and now Y/n needs help with that exact subject? It seemed like fate.

“Really?” Both Y/n and Cady missed the slight glare that Regina was giving them. 

“Oh right, Cady’s like, a total nerd.” They also chose to ignore Regina’s snide comment before sipping her Diet Coke.

“That would be amazing, Cady! Maybe I could come over after school today or something?”

Cady was about to say yes, a million times yes, but Regina butted in.

“Y/n, you’re coming over to my house today.” It didn’t really feel like Regina was reminding her of forgotten plans. Instead, it sounded like Regina was coming up with a reason for Y/n to be unavailable. Cady’s suspicions were confirmed by the confused look Y/n gave the blonde.

“I am?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh… Well, how about tomorrow?”

“Perfect!” Cady spoke quickly and enthusiastically before Regina could say another word.

***

Over the next month or so, Cady tutored Y/n a few days every week. It quickly became their favorite part of their days. After helping with a few problems Y/n was stuck on, the two girls would get distracted by conversations about whatever they wanted to talk about. Neither of them felt the need to filter themselves in fear of being made fun of by one of the other Plastics, mainly Regina. Topics ranged from the latest gossip to future plans to their favorite things in media. If Cady had never heard of something Y/n brought up, which was the case nine times out of ten, the tutoring session would turn into a movie night or music party.

“Oh my gosh, so…” Y/n and Cady were in the middle of watching a chick flick that Cady had never seen when Y/n suddenly spoke. “I’m having a Halloween party at my place. We usually do it at Regina’s, but for some reason, she didn’t feel like doing it this year. Are you gonna come?” 

“Yeah, sure.” Cady’s response made Y/n smile brightly, a sight that Cady could never get sick of.

“Awesome!” Y/n sat up from her slouched position, her excitement waking her up from her slightly tired state. “It’s a costume party, which’ll be a lot of fun. I can give you a flier with all the info tomorrow. Even though I know you’re invited, you need the flier to get in. It only admits one person, so don’t bring anyone else with you.”

“Grool.” Y/n blinked in slight confusion, and Cady realized what she had said. “I… I meant to say ‘cool,’ and then I started to say ‘great.’”

Y/n giggled, which made Cady’s cheeks heat up.

“Right. Well, grool.” The two laughed, and then Y/n looked down at her watch. “Oh my gosh, it’s so late. I should probably get going.” With the help of Cady, Y/n gathered her things. “See you tomorrow!” In a flash, Y/n kissed Cady’s cheek before walking out of the room and leaving Cady’s house. Cady’s cheeks felt like they were on fire, and she lightly touched the cheek Y/n had kissed.

***

One thing that no one told Cady was that on Halloween, many girls opted for very revealing costumes rather than actual costumes. So when she arrived at Y/n’s house, she stuck out like a sore thumb in her dead bride attire while her friends wore tight clothes and animal ears.

“Why are you so scary?” Gretchen asked with concern, looking at Cady’s appearance with wide eyes.

“It’s Halloween,” Cady said with a shrug, not knowing what the problem was.

Suddenly, a hand touched Cady’s arm, making her jump. But she quickly relaxed when she saw who was touching her.

“You came!” Y/n squealed, bringing Cady in for a hug. The redhead felt a bit flustered by the contact, plus seeing Y/n in her slightly revealing outfit. When they broke the embrace, Y/n held Cady by the shoulders, surveying her outfit. “And you’re a… zombie bride…?”

“An ‘ex-wife.’” Cady replied, using her fingers to air quote.

“Well, I love it.” Y/n finally let go of Cady, although she wouldn’t have been opposed if she kept holding onto her. “You want something to drink?”

“Sure.”

“I’ll be right back.” 

Y/n squeezed Cady’s arm for a quick moment before turning around. She weaved her way through the crowd to get to the kitchen, where a shit load of different drinks were scattered on the counters. She started mixing a drink for Cady when she felt a presence behind her.

“What the hell is Cady wearing?” Regina asked, squinting to see Cady from across the room.

“She’s a zombie bride!”

“She looks like a freak.”

“Regina!” Y/n set down the bottle she was pouring and looked at the blonde. “Be nice.”

“Whatever.” Regina rolled her eyes, pushing her hair off her shoulder before leaning on the kitchen counter. “You know, you should probably be careful around her. She has a giant crush on you.”

“What?” Y/n’s eyes snapped to Regina, immediately curious. “How do you know?”

“She told me. She tells everybody. It’s kinda cute, to be honest. She’s like a little girl.” Regina laughed, and Y/n tilted her head and raised her brows, silently asking for more details. “Like, she writes ‘Y/n plus Cady’ and stuff like that all over her notebook. And she made this shirt that says ‘I heart Y/n’ and she wears it under all of her clothes.

“Oh, come on.” Y/n sighed and rolled her eyes, figuring Regina had been joking. “That’s not funny, Regina.”

“I’m serious! She’s, like, obsessed with you. And who can blame her?” Regina’s hand reached out and brushed a stray lock of hair away from Y/n’s face. When Y/n looked at her friend, she was suddenly closer than before. “I mean, you’re gorgeous.”

“Regina.”

“If I’m being honest… I hate the way she looks at you.” Regina grabbed Y/n’s chin before she could look away, forcing them to maintain eye contact. “It makes me sick. She should know better than to think she has a chance with you.”

“What are you saying, Regina?” Y/n’s voice was barely a whisper, but the blonde heard her loud and clear despite being in a crowded room with blasting music and semi-drunk teenagers.

“I’m saying you’re mine, Y/n.” With every word, Regina inched closer and closer. “I don’t want you to be with Cady. Or with anyone else.” 

Regina closed the small gap between her and Y/n’s lips, wrapping her arms around Y/n’s body to keep her close. After the wave of shock washed over her, Y/n reciprocated the kiss. Neither of them cared about any of the people around them watching. Including Cady, who watched from across the room with watery eyes and a breaking heart. 

Cady had lost Y/n to a competition she didn’t even know she had. Y/n had finally gotten the girl she had been wanting for years after being kept at arm’s length away. And Regina had once again ruined someone else’s happiness for her own.

***

Regina George Taglist: @wedfan2 @pyro-les @natashamaximoff-69

#agaypanic #regina george x reader #regina george #mean girls #mean girls x reader #rachel mcadams x reader #rachel mcadams #renee rapp #renee rapp x reader

[optiwashere]

The night song chapter 2 genuinely made me have to take a break since Shar was so godamn awful. Great job 10/10 I can't wait to finish reading the rest of it.

My question to you is, how did you go about writing such a compelling yet detestable cult leader? How did the actual God Shar influence this if at all? Any pieces of work you drew inspiration from?

Hey anon! Thank you, I'm glad you're enjoying the fic 💜 If you had a visceral reaction to chapter two, you're going to have a... time with what's to come.

That reminds me to make sure I add warnings for some of those things in chapter notes.

As for your questions: I have an amateur historian-esque fascination with cults, specifically with modern U.S. originated ones like Mormonism and Scientology, as well as all sorts of scams (faith healing, etc.) and the thought processes behind them.

Part of the fic is that we're seeing Shadowheart after she is struggling with wanting to get away from Shar, but she's compelled to stay for reasons that are drip-fed throughout the fic. In Ash's perspective we see how easy it is to get kinda lost in her eyes. She can be warm, casual, and tries to lure people in, but her proselytizing is on the stage to the same sorts of people that get wrapped up in things like misanthropic black metal, depressive/suicidal black metal, and that style of music.

Anyone that's familiar with it will know what I'm talking about. A lot of it is just people expressing emotions and creating art, but a non-zero number of those bands create an atmosphere of intense negativity (Loss) to convince you that their way (Religion) is how you can ease your pain (Oblivion + Devotion)

Shar in Faerûn operates in that same space. We get a decent amount of that in BG3, that she takes the vulnerable and strips them of their life so that they're entirely reliant on her and their devotions to her.

I pull from lots of fantasy literature for my inspirations, but listing them always reminds me how many of favorites are quite outdated and how much of an egotist I am when I compare myself lmao.

#hey you can ask me things! #nightsongs au

[cowardlybean]

what is mob pysco about

oh boy. here we go :3

to put it simply: Mob (Shigeo Kageyama) is an autistic kid (not canon but the show would Not happen if this kid was neurotypical lmao) with insanely powerful psychic abilities connected to his emotions. He's employed by Reigen Arataka, a fraud and scam artist who claims to be the "Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century, calling Mob for jobs to exorcise the spirits (and breaking child labor laws while hes at it paying the kid 3 bucks an hour). Mob's brother, Ritsu Kageyama, is a golden gifted kid who has always wanted psychic powers (because he thinks they’re cool AND bc Mob accidentally hurt him once and he wants to be able to defend himself. it’s a whole trauma thing) which he eventually does get, and goes on a power high for a bit. Mob hates hurting people, in fact he’s taken Reigens advice of never using psychic powers against people so literally that he would rather be choked out than fight back against another kid with psychic abilities (Teruki Hanazawa). An upperclassman (Tome Kurata) tries to convince Mob to join telepathy club (read slack off and do nothing after school club) because they need a final member or they’ll be kicked out, but Mob joins the group of buff middle schoolers in the body improvement club instead because Mob wants muscles!!! Mob is anemic. Other things happen, like beating the shit out of Dimple the spirit who wants to be worshiped as a god (but really needed a friend who trusted him), a psychic organization trying to take over the government resulting in one of their top members (Serizawa Katsuya) working for Reigen the literal con artist instead and their leader being beaten by Mob who accidentally grows a giant broccoli at the end of the fight, a fake 6 months of hell on earth where other middle schoolers torment Mob horrifically and relentlessly, Reigen getting cancelled on the internet (he continues to con people), aliens, Dimple starts a cult around the giant broccoli while Mob is on a high horse with his confidence, and Mob gets hit by a car.

i left out. a lot. and it’s still this long.

#cowardly speaks #beanlets #do i fandom tag this #i’ll spare the people

[raininyourblackeyes]

do you have lots of wips at the moment? if you do, can you pick a favourite or is that like asking to pick a favourite child lmao

When I saw this ask I was watching a movie with my mom and thought I'd answer it later, but I was tired and just went to sleep. In the morning I realized I forgot to do my lab report and by the time I was done with the lab for that day and returning home I had forgotten about it... and that's how I find myself here, 5? days later answering it. Idk how I remembered it honestly.

Apart from some short stories I usually write in my notebooks when I get bored in class, I have two wips I'm working on. One is an orginal fantasy story that I've been slowly writing for a while now and the other is a fanfic that I'm writing for the audience of exactly 4 enthusiastic readers. Honestly it's easy to pick between them, it's my original wip. And now I'm going to rant about both because I'm in a good mood.

Some sort of a summary for my fantasy wip would be: Sixth year of reign of high empress over the newly conquered empires begins with her murder and a heart of the former crown prince of the enemy empire missing from the shrine. What follows is the return of her exiled younger brother to take up his position as the new high emperor, and a violent rebellion fueld by old uncommon illegal forms of powers and lead by a group of batshit insane individuals whose leader is the dead crown prince with a personal vendetta against the new emperor on top of wanting revenge for his empire getting decimated. My personal fave characters to write are the faithless priestess whose entire family is a casulty of war so she got sent to the altars to serve gods as all orphans do except she started dabbling in uncommon powers for fun because they keep a lot of top government secrets at the altars (politics and religion are closely intertwined) and the more she was listening about gods the less she believed in them. That eventually lead to the main goddess becoming interested in her and assigning her as a babysitter to the main character/villain who decided he will simply not follow the normal life cycle and you know.. just not die even though he had his heart ripped out until he gets his revenge (it's a bit more complicated than that). She becomes his most trusted advisor and general and spy and weapon all in one. I also LOVE writing his sister so much, she went from being a little well sheltered princess in the times of war to being gifted to this pirate who helped empress in her war efforts to slaughtering that pirate and becoming the most feared Imperial Storm Mistress. Love the extremely fucked up sibling dynamics she and her brother have going on. Also the emperor! He is so incompetent in running a country but he is trying his best. He is a cringefail, he should have died when he was seven at most (that's the max life expectancy for kids born with his condition - if I'm giving people magical powers but relating that to the physiology then I must give them magic related illnesses), he is super smart, he's been in love with the enemy crown prince since he was like 15-16, he killed the enemy crown prince personally, he is the reason his sister won that war, he does nothing but laze around all day but he will commit mass murder if needs must, believes he's a better person than his sister but is actually much much worse. I'm not even going to get into the main villain/character because that idiot is severely fucked up. Honestly the actual chapters of the story come together with pages long documents on politics and history accounts and explanations of school and law systems, religion, the customs and etc. You know you're in too deep when you send your friends a report on agriculture in a fantasy setting you've made up in your mind. Oh and the magic system is a government scam. There's necromancy and human sacrifices, and weird immortality principles in a society that seems to be perfectly functioning but is actually severely messed up up. The main character is obviously doomed by the narrative, but he's fine with that.

The fanfic I'm writing for my friends is a Bungou Stray Dogs fic I've started in 2020 after a series of funny circumstances and I finished it but one friend who only started watching it this winter because the rest of us wouldn't shut up about season 4 and after she finished watching it, she was sent the famous word documents and she was like wait that's it? Because it ends around the point in plot where season 4 starts (she hasn't read the manga), and she kept spreading the gospel of how messy things could get if I continued it and what am I but indulgent. So I recently continued working on it, except I'm an extra slow writer. It's a story that starts as a canon divergence, then follows canon for a bit but makes things more unhinged, and then diverges from the canon again. Friends have also been bothering me to put it up on ao3 because who wouldn't want to read about "a character doomed and haunted by the narrative is actually the one narrating the narrative but it's unclear whether the objective is to fix or destroy the narrative". I don't think I will upload it tho, so that's it about that.

#this is so long lmao #and i haven't even said anything specific about my fantasy wip #writing stuff

[izzyliker]

I love looking at ofmd through a class lens your meta is on poiiint.

Ive also seen the argument that Izzy is being toxic and unreasonable by not getting with the program and changing to fit the crew bc Stede's reality warping powers means that's a good move. But they're not real! Stede doesn't have powers! There ARE consequences to Stede's bullshit and both him and his crew pay for it multiple times, it just gets played for laughs. Stede nearly gets killed directly as a result of him being a privileged idiot living in fantasy land, they crash their ship, and with the oranges situation (that Stede caused!) the Swede loses teeth and the crew has to do hard labor to get oranges while Stede fucks around in the forest even though he could have presumably just bought the oranges.

Like. To me this reads as Stede is running a startup anyone with sense would know to avoid no matter how well he pays bc it WILL crash and burn any day soon with no warning, and no matter how much your boss insists this company is a family you Know as soon as shit hits the fan he will leave you to hang either bc he's incompetent or doesnt actually care about you as a person. And in the canon context if he fucks up people have a high chance of not surviving it, not just losing their income.

I like Stede as a character, I think he really wants to TRY earning success and a life he loves by the end of the season and I want to see him grow into an actually good leader at some point, but I know in my bones that irl I'd hate his guts bc I've had bosses like him before and they suck. If it was firmly a romantic comedy Id be more inclined to let it go as part of the allowances of the genre but it's not, the genre changes wont let me. Ive worked IT for the government, useless coworkers and bosses that literally cant get fired no matter how much more work they cause everyone else are a plague on my house and I cant imagine how stressed out Id be if going to the office carried a high risk of death. Izzy is being very reasonable actually I would have snapped worse lmao

Also I dont think Izzy is being a toxic friend in trying to remove Ed from Stede's influence when 1) he knows Ed gets caught up and lost in other people bc of Jack, 2) Ed has said to Izzy's face that he'd like to try dying, and 3) Izzy knows following Stede is suicidal. He doesnt get to see anything that would temper his view that this is what's happening either! Every instance of Stede showing potential as a pirate captain Izzy is not there! And Ed doesn't say anything to him to convince him this isnt the situation!

He is however losing it by the end of the season, that's where Izzy fucks up big and loses a toe for it lol

TBH big agree - i think izzy is REALLY MEAN to ed (and both crews) in several instances and i keep having to rewatch to remind myself of the fact that even when he Has A Point he’s still often going at it in ways that are Kinda Awful, but like he’s NOT some homophobic no fun allowed villain people seem to think he is. like bros literally surrounded by people who are utterly incompetent and refuse to do their job meaning You have to do it and there is nothing he can do about it LOL. someone wrote a modern au r/amitheasshole type post about this exact scenario actually where stede owns a startup and ed decides to merge his business with his failing scam of a company, i’ll try to dig it out bc it was hilarious

#long post

[everlasting-elegy]

RIGHT?? there's just something so regal about confessarius even though he's evil...and yes he is the leader of an occult organization under the guise of travelling medics (also sorry for the late reply TvT)

ah- MAYBE?? At this point I might be having my enemies to lovers arc with him ASCEHCS

DO NOT SORRY FOR LATE REPLY I am also sorry for my own late reply ACK

OOOH so they’re not just an occult organisation, they’re a DECEPTIVE occult organisation very tasty mmm. Wait does that mean they scam people needing medical attention that’s kinda yikes 😭😭 (I say that but I’m pretty sure I’ve fallen for worse so you’re all good LMAO)

MMMM but what type of enemies to lovers arc?? Is it going to be the one where Confessarius tempts you to go to the dark side, or you help him see the good in the world or you both stay bittersweetly in your own places as star crossed lovers. THEY’RE ALL SO JUICY

#yue💐 #everelegy mail

[seoyuna]

what's ur opinion on the final mbitious crew please tell me because I haven't watched it yet and I'm lazy lol

KASDFHDASK okay so

5000: he's the leader now and despite being kinda boring he's good so I'll concede. also he looks 12 and 30 at the same time is funny

Pyoungya: this is My Man. simple, common, always taking selfies in the same corner of his room cute good looking man. they called him "the male noze" the same day she got called out for scamming small companies LMAO please don't put that on him he's just hot

Tarzan: ew. I can see him holding back slurs when he has to be on set with EO-DDAE crew.

Jinwoo: not a fan but he seems nice and he cried so now I have to like him

Roh Taehyun: me reliving my 2015 hotple days :')

Howon: they keep calling him Hoya it's so fucking fUNNY KSADFKSA

Wootae: I like him so much and he's hot. I would have prefered him as the leader but oh well.

the kid: can't remember his name but they got a 18 y/o around 😭

#anon #be mbitious #smf

[imeverywoman420]

do you know of any girl power youtubers like she ra seven but without the wenchery

Honestly i do not…

Yall if ur young or do not have a very solid sense of self do Not Watch shera seven videos. Im actually very serious she is a very powerful occultist and has a cult leader type presence.

Like if you have issues regarding mommy issues/desires to be seen as feminine shit like that she WILL pull you into a deep dark place.

If you know who you are you can watch and not be affected but watching her vids when i was 15-18 really like. Fuckedddd my mind and worldview and perception of myself.

The tldr of her: pro hypergamy, pro gold digging, pro tradwives, proud self proclaimed narcissist/sociopath, very misogynistic, Demonic Pisces Woman, promotes having zero empathy (idgaf if it hurts men thats not what i care about) . BUT she is very intelligent like she is not a stupid woman by any means. Shes really funny and charming and confident and really does have a cult following.

The reason i think her channel is so harmful is she promotes this idea that youre “scamming” men and youre really the one in control- but she really teaches compliance and doing what men want you to do in exchange for some pocket money. The way that she wants you to view yourself is very unhealthy lmao and a normal person with empathy cannot just take on the mindset/behavior of someone without empathy. It ends up hurting you way more than it hurts the people around you.

#ask

[feuqueerfire]

Destiny Seeker Live Blogging

...I actually don't know why I'm starting this right now when I didn't even have this on my watchlist, was just vaguely aware of it, and also was finally in the middle of my Utsukushii Kare S1 rewatch before watching S2 & movie. For the past few weeks I've been really wanting to watch some regular Thai university BL and the last one I'd watched was literally Be My Favourite in November last year. I'd watched some high school/uni BLs from other countries (usually kBL and I literally paused my Utsukushii Kare S1 rewatch to start this ffs) but idk why I'm craving a Thai uni BL right, it doesn't even necessarily have to be great, just a regular run-off-the-mill uni romance.

Anyway, here it goes, I guess. I'm nervous about its subs though because people say those are terrible. Also, found this fun tiktok where apparently a side couple is dating in private but enemies in public, ah one of my fave tropes (Bad Buddy is the most prominent one but My Secret Love also had a side couple like that). Don't know anything else about the show except uni + multiple couples

Ep 1 (Mar 23)

These subs T.T

P'Ai being asked for help by everyone. and he's almost a pushover but not quite, so he's just a caring senior

Gonna have to remember so many names. So far: Ai, Touch, Pop [wait apparently it's Songkhram?], Bright. Seems like it's Songkhram/Ai and Bright/Touch? also Ohm is there. Pluster/other guy. Is Pond/Meen also something I have to be aware of?

what are these tests bro?? handsomeness? wealth which apparently involves taking all your clothes including underwear off? what's going on lmao

loll Songkhram dorm 2 sports leader and Ai dorm 3 handsomeness leader that's so funny

Touch insinuating that Songkhram and Ai haven't liked each other for 3 years now but if it were somebody else, they would've been together by now already waittt so is the secret relationship couple from the tiktok them? I didn't look at their faces. It'd make sense ig since there was another tiktok I saw of I think this couple throwing each other hearts from different lunch tables

so the seniors are living with juniors or what? so hard to understand wtf is going on cuz of the subs

The Meen guy is really pretty, I hope he's here often lol

Songkhram flirting kinda with Meen to make Ai jealous

basketball match? girl Ai is so drunk

Okay, my bad the two of them aren't already dating but that tiktok of hiding the relationship is indeed main couple Songkhram/Ai but it's in episode 8 so I'm assuming they'll take a few eps before getting together

Anyway, it's fun and exactly what I wanted, my nonsensical yet engaging university BL

Ep 2 (Mar 23)

some Tum crypto scam?

okay the guy who was driving drunk last ep + got scammed by bitcoin is indeed Ohm

If Ai helps Ohm in a way that's detrimental to him, he'll go from the initial kind senior impression to indeed being a pushover

Aak, Songkhram likes Ai and is clearly aware of it, that's why he put the water in Ai's bag + (tried to make Ai jealous with Meen last ep but now) is jealous of the guy helping Ai practice basketball

omg and Ai's obsessed with the note + knows Songkhram wrote it for him. Though he also mentioned this P'Bright helping him hm

okay, so P'Bright also came to give some meds to Ai (though he came after Songkhram lol), so we're gonna have a triangle ig but I originally thought it'd be Bright/Touch

not Tum tryna get Ai to pay him through sex

bruh, Ohm so annoying, just get your father to pay the money or whatever

lmfao girl idk what tf they're talking about but good on them for winning her over ig

no like why is Songkhram having to work and borrow 400k from his bather instead of Ohm figuring it out with his dad fr

I actually can't figure out how much they like each other and how much they know about the other liking them like... why are they so nice to each other and smiley as well?

Please not Ai being like "okay Songkhram to pay you back, I'll set you up with Meen, the guy from dorm 3 who you like" lmfaooo

meanwhile, Meen knows that Songkhram was tryna flirt with him to make Ai jealous

loll Meen and Songkhram are such a fun duo

Songkhram's liked Ai for 4 years girl

oh Meen likes Bright

This show is ridiculous and somewhat nonsensical but I'm having fun

Ep 3 (Mar 23)

ah, that's how Songkhram knows about Ai's diary

lmfaoo not Ai trying to set up Songkhram and Meen frfr

this stupid ass date lmfaooo

not this Songkhram and Bright dick measuring contest over whose idea Ai likes better

I have finally realized the guy who's paired with Plustor is named Nano

Songkhram and Meen are the funniest because they know who the other likes + that Bright likes Ai so their convos in secret are always funny

not this random sexual assault agh

Ai's mother reading yaoi on the hospital bed, she's so real

not Ai's UIT badge falling

Ai's mother fr being like I know yaoi when I see it! but so funny that Meen, Bright, Ai's mother all know Songkhram likes Ai but not Ai himself smh

Ep 4 (Mar 23)

ohh someone from Dorm 2 went to Dorm 3 for the night, scandalous

crying, not Bright and Songkhram both at Ai's house to tutor him

and they dragged Ai's mom into their silly competition too

not the chili sauce ad lmfaoo

bruh the restaurant handling is really stressing me out fr... why can't you just close it for one day maybe or have fewer tables for the day yikes like i get profit, but you're leaving a bad impression on customers this way and they won't return, which is worse than 1 smaller pay-day

bruh Ohm actually needs to get his ass kicked fr like not only is he not grateful towards Songkram and Ai nor does he try to pay them back the 400k but he's now spreading false rumours to Ai's mother about Songkram? kys

and saying Bright and Ai have been dating secretly since freshmen year... does Ohm actually believe that?

Bright found Ai's diary of love... from his expression, does it mention Songkram?

ahh Songkhram also found the love diary and it's indeed all about him heh so I hope he'll actually confess soon

oh yeah, how's Ai just been living without his UIT badge? I assume Pluster still has it?

Does Bright know it's Ai's badge?

Ep 5 (Mar 23)

I love Meen and Songkhram's scheming friendship fr

Nano saying "I hope my baby elephant can meet the one" ?!?! is he talking about his dick?? lmfao

brooo not Pluster (and possibly the one person who's in his live lol) listening to Songkhram and Meen rig the drawing lots while they talk about how Songkhram likes Ai lmao

and ofc meddlesome Pluster so funny, 1 orchestrating Bright to sleep with Meen so that he himself can sleep with Nano and 2 talking with Nano about how maybe it's Meen's badge that they found (though they realized that's probably not possible since Bright rooms with Pluster)

wow we get actually all the dudes playing shirtless in the water instead of tops shirtless and bottoms with tops on lmfao

ohh Meen and Bright have known each other since high school?

ah showering him

Ah, Bright indeed knew that Ai slept over at Songkhram's and helped to switch out the badge

Ep 6 (Mar 24)

oh wtf ? rando forced kiss by Pluster to Nano ????

Ohm just occasionally appears to cause trouble fr

this is so contrived that I don't care about Songkhram taking care of sick Ai

wait that's kinda fun like go into making out and taking shirts of and Pluster's like "...sorry No, idk how to go on because I've never had sex w a boy before"

oh and then they end it? I thought maybe Nano would teach him lol like just give each other handies easy peasy

damn Songkhram confession kinda

lmfaooo wait are Pluster and Nano gonna watch porn together to learn how men have sex? also is this a diff day? Yeah, right?

wait Pluster and Nano kinda cute like aw yay learning

This episode's timelines kinda confused me, esp toward the end like are multiple days passing?

Ep 7 (Mar 24)

Damn, Bright's been keeping his distance from Meen for like 4 years but Meen's crush has still remained? bruh

also did he fr steal someone's bf lol

Like I get that Bright didn't like being kissed (on the cheek I think?) by Meen while he was heartbroken and sleeping but just telling Meen to fuck off without saying the reason why but now always going around minding Meen's business is annoying

what's up with Ai

did bright clear up Meen's scandal? I couldn't understand from the translations

well, at least Ai's chasing/apologizing to Songkhram now for a change of pace

you know what! Pluster and Nano are cute! taking a little shower together after having sex and being like how do you feel? I feel good ^.^ like aw cuties

Not sure the character motivations and stuff really made sense this episode but sure, why not

Ep 8 (Mar 24)

ah, saw these moments in that secret relationship tiktok lol

They're pretty cute as boyfriends lol

and Ai getting angry and hitting Songkhram every time they're caught lmfao

and then them making up by physically being affectionate and then getting caught + violence and then making up and getting caught and

Bright and Meen are a thing now I guess

oh Songkhram going yeah I was too hotheaded, I'll try to change for you and Ai being like you don't have to change for me, I've liked you since the beginning is cute

Is Ohm's dad fr? He sent his son who lost 400k and was in debut another 400k to send to Ai? Instead of giving the money directly to Ai (after profusely thanking him for saving his useless son)?

Pluster and Nano being the biggest gossips and yet not knowing that Songkhram and Ai are dating? lmfao. or are they tryna throw ppl of the seniors' trails? Meanwhile everybody knows about both Songkhram/Ai and Pluster/Nano

It's always interesting the implications of people who occasionally speak in English, like the senior person who sprinkles in English in a funny way that's over the top and is meant to seem a bit ridiculous vs the woman in charge of Sandbox whose English sentences is supposed to give an air of sophistication and worldliness I guess?

and the firneds all playing along heh

bruhhh Ohm needs to like just die fr

Ep 9 (Mar 25)

loll not the friends torturing them basically

lmfaooo it doesn't end with them just asking to spend Saturday with them but the gang also showing up at the park as well

they're terrorizing them fr so funny

skimming the presentations idc

bruh not Ohm doing a "gay detector" but also the way the subtitles call it f- detector even though the line says gay

bruh I need Ohm to actually get killed by the end of this show like no joke

I skipped so much bruh, so they get an extra week to try to improve it to beat another team they got same score and similar theme as?

Ep 10 (Mar 26)

last ep, whew. ik there's apparently a 3-year gap + a sex scene that hints at rimming

love how Pluster and Nano are eager to tease Ai and Songkhram but like you're in the same boat girl

ik ppl were raving about the NC scene but i'm not in the mood rn, so skipped

bro i'm bored idc about this fucking funding

another bird poo lmfao

at least there's some drama but it's not as fun bc Ohm is the flattest most irritating villain

girl wtf sick mother is this gonna be related to the 3-year separation or whatever?

ah, so it's just working abroad, not breaking up and not contacting each other or smth

ay Songkhram pilot

not Boeing

these bulky ass masks bye

skipping the speech idc Ai

aw an elusive child in the stroller lol

Overall:

Not very good, it's kinda non-sensical and has terrible subs and I watched it all on 1.25 speed. However, I was deeply craving a typical university Thai BL and it gave me that with engineer students and enemies to lovers. Sonkhgram and Ai were pretty cute and their pretend enemies while both likes the other for years was endearing ig? The freshmen Pluster and Nano were also really good toward the middle-end, the little gossips and schemers. Meen and Bright were meh, which is disappointing because it could've been something more compelling. All in all, a meh show to watch if wanting something really tropey that requires 0 thought.

Rating: 5.5/10

#ep by ep commentary

[inventioncorpnews]

Pathos Communications

Reviews:

Sahill is the leader of the mass spam and harassment operation that Omar Hamdi's fake PR company "Pathos Communications" runs, illegally spamming and harassing thousands of US and international companies using fake Gmail accounts, promising them fraudulent things like they will be featured on ABC News and all kids of other crap. A third world style scam imported to the UK. No wonder Omar tries to his his third world freelancers in other fake "headquarters" in Dubai and India. Absolute trash human beings.

Ian is the douchebag CEO of Internet Removals, an Australian company he tries to hide his involvement in. He hides his name from WHOIS, from LinkedIn, and all other public profiles for the company. He submitted a dishonest "defamation" complaint to Google against Hucksters.net trying to remove our profile of Omar Hamdi, the Egyptian failed comedian who has began sending thousands of illegal email spam messages using Gmail accounts: https://www.lumendatabase.org/notices/34483813 In the complaint he even demands Google does not allow Lumen Database to publish his complaint, lmao Ian, if you're such a slimy P.O.S. that you take money from scammers to help them hide journalistic reports about their crimes from the internet, don't be surprised when we fight back and expose you as the asshole that you are. P.S. of course! he used to work for Queensland Police… the sanctimonious hypocrisy makes a lot more sense now Edit: just found another complaint he sent in May 2023, pretending to be from Egypt, also for Omar Hamdi. I like how Hamdi pretends to be from UK, Egypt, or the UAE depending on what's convenient for him https://www.lumendatabase.org/notices/33998621

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[financialsmatter]

Sunday Funnies, If You're Not Offended...

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies where, this past week we saw: How Elon Musk continues to fire Twitter Employees.       And Musk also announced that Trump is back on Twitter…  Let the Triggering Begin        And (not to Musk’s��� dismay) celebs are announcing they’re are leaving Twitter…but nobody cares.       The markets are indicating that Black Friday seems to have bailed out retail…for now.       And two different mass shootings occurred where pronouns were involved and MAGA Republicans were accused…again. As if on cue: the media tries to hide the truth.       And by adapting to leftist policies, angry turkeys who survived Thanksgiving Day are now seeking MORE than just reparations…       NY Times announced Sam Bankrun-Fraud as a guest speaker at their "top business and policy leaders" summit. LMAO! Included on the list are other notable business luminaries such as Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky, Janet (Mrs. Doubtfire) Yellen, Mike Pence 48th vice-president and author of “So Help Me God,” and Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck? WTF! After praising SBF – and his fraudulent FTX Crypto Ponzi scam for the last year – the NY Times became a laughing stock last week with the collapse of FTX. But...and this is a Very Big Butt... They would be quick to mercilessly cancel and expel from its "prestigious" conference, anyone who had misgendered some post-op transsexual. At the same time, THEY/THEM are willing to give SBF (Bankrun Fraud) – a thieving pathological liar and sociopath – a forum in which to profess his innocence to the entire world. But, that’s to be expected from today’s Whores-Of-Babble-On Presstitutes. Especially a totally bought-and-paid-for-rag like the NY Times. And that’s precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies. You see, we use our funnies/memes/cartoons in an effort to counter the madness and frustration that accompanies Turbulent Times. Because when it’s all said and done, we all need to laugh every now and then. Why? Laughter is good for your soul. And it’s healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the threat of WWIII. It’s all the more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings. And please remember: The Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs. It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at. And, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory. 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[lock8key]

let me tell you my story with this girl who tried to turn me against other people cause she was jealous of me having too many friendships hahh  it took me 5 months to expose her ass in front of everyone.

 currently can't trust a bitch in an online video game, they either too sensitive and get offended if i kill them IN A GAME! or too jealous if i choose to play with someone else like for fuck sake !! relax ain't gonna go anywhere. people in this game need a life

ive been dealing with this girl who think i am her property, she’s in the same crew as me so i can’t really start a beef with her. had to play nice and try to please her because she’s a higher rank and could get me kicked out from the crew if she tried. had to pretend to be her friend but i fucking hate her, i ignored all my other friends and they got mad at me. one of the other leaders who’s my friend (thomas ) came to me and told me that this girl is toxic and she was talking shit behind my back to the other male players, told them that i am cheating on my s/o with some other guy, told them that i am a slut always flirting with other guys and sending pics to them lmao what??? i wasn’t surprise she’s a shitty person and she talk shit alot behind other people when i play with her. i wanted to fucking expose her and get her kicked out so i pretend to be her best friend and slowly she opened up to me and in the end i did expose her to the whole crew, turn out she was the one who accuse the crew leader thomas of being a fuckboy ....romantic relationships are a no no in this crew so...it was a big deal for them, i still think it’s a stupid rule but you know can’t argue with that. plus thomas  got a gf so how do you think this will sound? 

she didn't know me and thomas are actually best friends so whatever shit she use to say about him i immediately go and tell him. i know it’s lies i know my friend and he’s not that kind of guy who will cheat on his gf  ( i know i am doing the same toxic behavire but she did that shit first so everyone deserve to know the truth ).   In the end she got kick out from the crew and everyone blocked her including me, she threatened me before that but I really don't care she can do nothing no more. but now I AM FUCKING TIRED BECAUSE APPARENTLY SHE KEEP TALKING SHIT TO STRANGERS AND SHARING MY PROFILE USERNAME TELLING THEM THAT I AM A BACKSTABBER  

everyone talk in this community and nothing stay a secret, words go around and people will know but she isn't smart enough to learn from her mistakes 

i swear to god if anyone comes and and give me shit about her and how much of a victim she is i will fucking expose her again and show them the text messeges she sent me let them know what a cunt she is. she can cry all she want people know me in the red dead community and bitch i’ve been there for four years my record is clean, can’t say the same about her, she also scams guys into sending her plus and dollars.  

my friend thomas always thank me for sticking up to him and showing everyone that all the rumors they heared are not true ( we got voice chats and messages to provet so it’s pretty good evidence

idk about you but i feel like a fucking winner rn lmao i love protecting my fam with everything i got even if it mean losing 5 months of my life befrinding an asshole

#long ass rent #thats why i don’t make frineds on this game lol llol they got no life #i am good now i feel great

[alleunwalk]

tokyo revengers idol au hcs part 3 that no one asked for AGAIN here’s part 1 and part 2 to get a better understanding.  this is what the members would be doing alongside their idol promotions+ what they would post on social media  toman tbh these guys are all just so damn funny on their own that they would constantly be invited to comedy variety shows. maybe perhaps doing something similar to seventeen or wanna one where they even have their own variety show on youtube (ie. seventeen’s-going seventeen series or wanna one’s show on mnet)  mikey-he would post basic food pics like of his parfaits or taiyaki but also it’s rare because he’d constantly forget his password. however on important days he’ll post long emotional and sentimental posts that hit you in your feels thanking his members and fans always. he also has a youtube channel posting random funny vlogs. draken- he has his own personal soundcloud to upload solo mixtapes/songs feat diff members. posts photos of his bikes and different tattoos he would be getting. responds with 1-2 words to fans during fansigns or ig comments but like mikey, once in a while, will also write heartfelt posts thanking everyone.  baji- his ig feed is filled with animals + dance practice vids. also has his own soundcloud too. trolls his members by commenting on their stuff. “delete this u ugly mf no one wants to see this”.  takemichi- very chatty, (sometimes too chatty where he’ll end up accidentally spoiling their next album info) and interactive on social media to his fans. tries his best to respond to most comments or ama ig stories questions. posts a lot of selfies and photos of his members. king of fan service.  chifuyu- beautiful photos of the sky a lot on his ig (in canon he wanted to be a pilot :,) ) along with cute soft selfies. (which baji and kazutora troll and comment being like “damn....u ugly AF!” “lmao stop pretending to act cute u loser”  kazutora- his ig is filled with pure chaos. just pics of him catching his members slipping (sleeping photos where they’re drooling or have their eyes slightly open or making ugly faces behind the scenes). also has photos of cursed memes and memes made by fans. he’s a literal enigma.  mitsuya- very wholesome ig photos- lots of photos of his family, group photos, sometimes cool artsy edited selfies. occasional photoshoot photos.  hakkai- ig is filled lots of #ootd photos and occasional photos from his modeling or acting gigs (he’s the visual, duh!) gets a lot of sponsorships from big brands.  pah-chin: has a joint youtube channel with peyan. they do silly challenges but will sometimes post dance videos (feat. baji) since they’re the main/lead dancers. fans love him because of his “matter-of-fact” responses that are funny without even trying. (example- fan comment: omg i love u guys soooo much u guys are the best in the whole world!!!<333 toman OUTSOLD!.  pah-chin: idk about best in the world but we’ll just take “the best in our neighborhood” for now i guess. thanks.”)  peyan: joint youtube channel with pah-chin. at fan signs mikey has to warn him to chill out cuz peyan will accidentally yell and scare fans without meaning to, but he’s just really excited to meet his fans is all ^_^   angry: posts a lot of wholesome photos like mitsuya (selfies with smiley) and writes a lot of motivational sweet captions cheering fans up and reminding them to always be happy :,)  smiley: joint youtube account with angry. smiley does a lot of prank videos and angrys just usually in the back like  🧍‍♂️... he also does tiktok- he would be doing all the dances, memes, and trends.  inui: ok hear me out, i mentioned before inui has similar vibes as cha eunwoo so i’d figure his ig would give the same vibe as his (iykyk). since he’s the other visual he would be getting a TON of acting and modeling gigs. idk why but i feel like inui would be a great actor (his facial expressions during tenjiku arc, the range!). actor of the year. gets a lot of skincare commercial deals too. 

black dragons shinichiro- photos of bikes, cars, and photos where hes pretending to do a cool pose but his members (+mikey) would troll and comment “LAME!!!!!” “why tf do u look like that?” “hey leader, it’s not too late to delete this now bestie :)” does fun ig lives. on variety shows as a joke his members tease him there as well. really great at fan-service and pulls the whole “pretend boyfriend” scenario with fans (the delusional fans are gonna act up if he keeps this up...).  taiju- (if shinichiro did not exist in this au OR if you wanted both in the group) photos of him at the gym, photoshoot photos.  inui- similar to if he was in toman, his ig would just be a lot of cool and cute photos of him from behind the scenes of dramas or photoshoots. a soft visual king. occasional selfies with koko and bike photos.  kokonoi- has a personal youtube channel but he would be Drowning in sponsorship videos all from high-end designer brands. he’s just casually flexing that PPL in his vlogs. ig feed is a lot of #ootd photos or pics taken with inui. him and inui would be makeup brand ambassadors or faces of brands (ex: like jennie from blackpink represents chanel). in this case kokonoi would be the face of fendi (he wears fendi slides in the manga cover) and inui would be the face of jimmy choo (his heels in the manga cover looked like jimmy choo but i could be wrong.. but u know what i mean) 

tenjiku  izana- pretty leader has a very artsy ig feed. extremely photogenic like inui. has photoshoot photos and candid pose photos. acts in dramas time to time (gg second male lead syndrome).  kakucho- posts gym or dance practice videos on his feed but he posts rarely because he’s just too busy or forgets he actually has an ig. loves commenting on takemichi’s posts “haha no wonder ur called baka-michi!” as a joke.  kanji- posts gym photos but it’s rare because he always forgets his password.  ran- the other visual. he would be modeling for high-fashion brands and go on runway shows. also definitely gives off actor vibes (he would be constantly casted in dark action movies hahaha). loves giving fan service.  rindou- in contrast to his brother, rindou when it comes to fan service, he loves trolling fans. also he’s really good at drawing a line between fans (y’know, keeping the delusional ones in check...which means he ‘friend-zones’ them but it’s for their own good tbh idols need to remind people their boundaries). has a youtube channel where he just posts random dance practice vids and occasional vlogs. also comments under his brothers ig posts “you look stupid af in this wtf”. on variety shows people find their brotherly banter hilarious.  mutou- posts gym photos, also really awkward selfies (he doesn’t know what his angle is lmao). another member who also reminds fans of their boundaries and keeps it real. (sanzu always likes his photos though and hypes him up in the comments).  sanzu- shy baby. constantly following mutou around. posts a lot of cute selfies and random pics of shogi stuff (he tags mutou in it of course). during fan signing/autograph sessions they love putting cute headband props on him like this or this. 

bonten because this group’s concept and aesthetic is mysterious, mature, artsy, gloomy, and dark they will take this concept to the grave. (minus a few exceptions) they are invited to variety/talk-shows but never make an appearance because they want to keep the air of mystery around them. (it’s a good marketing technique).  mikey- does not have any social media. he does have a private account to lurk around but no one knows what it is.  kokonoi- has a youtube channel but it’s locked and you have to pay to get into it. posts super short vlogs and teasers. thats it. (the ultimate scam! but their fans love them too much to notice). lots of sponsored #ootd posts on ig.  kakucho- he would be modeling ONLY high fashion brands and high end editorial places. his instagram is just his exquisite and expensive modeling photos whether it be candid backstage photos from shows, candid runway walk pics/vids, pics of diff photoshoots you name it. doesn’t really comment much.  ran- visual. similar to kakucho- modeling ONLY high fashion brands and editorial places. instagram is filled with modeling photos but also some artsy scenery pics he took.  rindou- posts short artsy dancing clips (like modern dances in black&white filter) on ig.  sanzu- since he’s the other visual, he also posts a lot of his modeling/acting photos on instagram. also pretty chatty (he’s the exception) on social media and loves teasing and trolling fans. posts with a lot of random cute emojis on everything. “just ate lunch and now im off to practice hehe 🍜🍇🤟💃🤠🧚‍♂️💞🦋” no one really knows why he uses random emojis but it’s just endearing lmao.  kanji- no social media at all.  akashi- manager....or if you made him the rapper in this au then he too would also not have any social media. 

#tokyo revengers #takemichi hanagaki #mikey #manjiro sano #draken #ken ryuguji #nahoya kawata #souya kawata #peyan #chifuyu matsuno #baji keisuke #kazutora hanemiya #hajime kokonoi #inui seishu #ran haitani #pah-chin #rindou haitani #sanzu haruchiyo #takashi mitsuya #izana kurokawa #kakucho hitto #idol au

[honey-milk-depresso]

Stuck with Heartslabyul

I also procrastinated on this for so frickin’ long. I made two other series of being home dorm quarantined with other TWST characters like Octavinelle and Savanaclaw which you can go read if you want! I hope you enjoy this one! ^^

Riddle Rosehearts

He still somehow carry out his dorm leader duties-

Let us shed a tear for this young boy-

also there is from head to toe neatly

V e r y  neatly 

placed in order

organized files, books, documents-

What tf is this an office or a dorm room?????

well whatever-

He thinks that this is the perfect opportunity to bake things.

With you!

Well, truthfully he can’t really bake as well as Trey but he tries,

and if you are by his side baking,

he feels a little bit more confident, and a lot more happier!

Unbirthday parties can’t be carried out since

ya know,

no social contact :’)))

so, he’ll just have daily unbirthday parties with you!

And lemme just tell you,

after so many hours of baking,

he’s getting the hang of it-

And you realized he’s actually really good in setting a tea party atmosphere.

Like he knows how to arrange the teacups,

he prepared frickin’ napkins my lord this Ciel Phantomhive kid is extra-

But not going to lie, 

It’s really pretty the set up.

AND HE GOT THEM ROSE PETALS ON THE TABLE-

EVERYTHING IS ARRANGED SUPER PRETTY-

Buuuut, his baking still needs some work going-

D A N G THO-

“RIDDLE, THAT’S A LOT OF SUGAR-”

“Oh? R-really? Didn’t it say 5 tablespoons?”

“You poured 5 whole cups-”

“Ah-”

Trey Clover

Listen,

being stuck with Trey is the best option-

He bakes

A SHIT TON OF PASTRIES-

And I’m not saying he baked a lot of pastries equivalent to how much he bakes for unbirthday parties-

Oh no non no-

It’s frickin’ thrice the amount-

THE ENTIRE ROOM SMELLS LIKE EVERY SWEET PASTRIES OUT THERE-

He experimented a lot-

From baking macrons, chiffon cakes, frickin’ candy art-

You are blessed when you’re stuck with him, s/o-

seriously-

“Holy shit Trey, what is that??”

“Oh, I’m just carving the chocolate.”

“Honey, that looks like you just created Van Gogh shit, that looks fancy and really hard to do-”

“Sugar, I’ll make your food look and taste like ‘Van Gogh shit’ for you anytime.”

“OH MY SHIT YOUR SO SWEET, I CAN’T-”

Cough cheesy Trey cOuGH

And he’s like a housewife not gonna lie-

he wakes up earlier during quarantine surprisingly, 

maybe cuz he always finish schoolwork MUCH earlier now-

and he doesn’t have much to carry out as Vice dorm-

so he wakes up early,

and cooks frickin pancakes whatever delicious shit that comes to mind for you to eat for breakfast

cbdhidcchnff hnf

W H A T-

Also brush your teeth after you finish eating-

Cater Diamond

Man-

Cup noodle game is strong-

Unhealthy, yes-

but you do all sorts of things with it,

to which he’ll always post on Magicam.

Like you guys make curry instant noodles,

salad with the dry instant noodle bits for salad toppings--

list goes on my dude-

bruh-

and not only that, 

he posts all those like daily life at home (or in this case his dorm room-)

and he’s gonna be posting about E V E R Y T H I N G

From what you both had for breakfast, what you guys did at 3 pm,

Every. Second. Of. Being. Stuck. With. You.

B R U H

“CATER, I LIKE SOME PRIVACY-”

“I know, that’s why I’ll post it in my private account which is my diary btw~”

“First off, your private account has like at least 1000 people in it, secondly, buy yourself an actual book diary, and thirdly, I’m liTERALLY IN THE TOILET WITH UGLY ASS BAGGY PANTS TRYING TO FIX THE LIGHTS-”

“BUT BABE-”

Because of this incident, you bought him a plain writing book online.

You know he wouldn’t like writing with a lot of words,

soooo

Scrapbooking! *Cue the glitter filter*

he has so much fun!

Decorating, pasting all the photos he took with you and printed them out.

He loves it so much! Being stuck with Cater is productive and maybe a little tiring, but hey! Works for the both of you!

Deuce Spade

This boy-

Oh my god-

He’s absolutely so sweet and adorable-

I can’t-

He’s not the best, he knows,

sometimes he wonders why you would ever want to be stuck with him-

but this man puts in more effort than he can to make sure you are comfortable during the pandemic time-

like his cooking went from a C to S class dear-

Although they are egg based dishes, there is

A  w i d e variety in each dish-

And it really tastes good-

But you can tell he’s really tired trying to perfect his dish,

he wished he was Trey my lord-

DONT EVER THINK THAT BBY

YOU ARE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE VSJVSWEADFGFHFTYKV-

Cuddle him please,

every day at every hour at every second just pleaseeeee

he needs it-

and he wants it-

but is just shy about it-

GIVE HIM THE CUDDLES-

ahem sorry-

continuing,

he surprisingly took up knitting and wanted you to join in after browsing online for more recipes to which randomly stumbled upon knitting basics videos

So arts and crafts time!!! ahh children-

He knits a very simple cloth at first-

which escalated to become scarves, blankets , mittens, sweaters like-

w o a h

Grandma Deuce-

and he also found these charity organizations who sold homemade products online to collect money to raise funds to give to people in need.

Let us put it as it’s not a scam website.

Soooo he published some of his hand made scarves, blankets and sweaters online-

And I swear this man is so sweet I can’t-

“Well, we have to do something to help these people! And they’re giving us a chance to give them our support!”

YES DEAR U ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

YOU ARE GONNA BE MODEL STUDENT EACH YEAR-

He also used the first handmade blanket he knitted with you as your official sleeping blanket.

With shit tons of cuddles.

Being stuck with Deuce is honestly just so sweet and wholesome.

Ace Trappola

This idiot-

This absolute h e a t h e n-

I just wish you good luck man-

He just absolutely LOVES to prank you.

“ACE WHAT THE FUC-”

“What the fck what?”

“YOU PUT THIS WATER BALLOON ABOVE MY DOOR DIDN’T YOU?!”

“Huh? What makes you think that?”

“WE’RE LITERALLY THE ONLY ONES IN THIS ROOM WHAT YOU MEAN HOW WOULD I FCKING KNOW-”

You just gotta survive by pranking him too.

Also this man-

LOVES

G A M E S

And not just video games,

Oh non no no-

Hide and seek, chase-

ya name it.

At every hour-

You also play virtual UNO with the whole Heartslaybyul gang sometimes-

“WTF GIVE ME A GREEN-”

“AHAHAHAHHAHA-”

“Riddle, lower your microphone level-”

“TREY SHUSH, I’M NOT LETTING THAT ACE BASTARD WIN, SO I WNT THIS STUPID CARD DECK TO GIVE ME GREEN-”

*Pulls a green card*

“FINALLY!”

*You put in the green reverse card*

*Switch back to poor Riddle lmao*

“NOOOOOOOOO, WTF GIVE ME A GREENNNNN-”

“AHAHAHA NICE ONE S/O-”

Cuddles

every night-

moving on,

He’s also the type who will make memes of the two of you when being stuck together lmao-

As for food-

either take out or you cook-

He cannot be trusted with the kitchen-

he can’t take one step in it no joke-

All in all, being stuck with Ace is really just crack level head energy soraing through the sky with his love dovey antics.

#Twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #Twst x reader #Riddle Rosehearts #Trey Clover #Cater Diamond #Deuce Spade #Ace Trappola #Riddle rosehearts x reader #Trey Clover x reader #Deuce Spade x reader #Ace Trappola x reader #Cater Diamond x reader #Heartslabyul #Twst riddle #Twst Trey #Twst Cater #Twst Deuce #Twst Ace #Twisted wonderland headcanons #Twst headcanons #Twst x reader headcanons #twisted wonderland x reader headcanons #Heartslabyul x reader

[xamaxenta]

rouge in the pokemon au??? please give ace boy a mom!!!

Yeah yeah you’re so fuckjng valid you’re right he should!!! i and have been a fool

The whole Dadan and Makino raise the boys thing still happens, they still run their little bandit daycare that’s more of a scam than anything (but they’re the real deal when they do decide to do their job, Ace learnt most of his skills and techniques from them)

So where’s Rouge in all this? (Honestly I dont even know where tf Roger is lol homie probably got stuck in some country without a passport or whatever ldbfnwkej)

Rouge has always been a bold and strongwilled woman, however she’s always been frail of body and after having Ace, became very ill and is mostly bedridden

She’s not in any life threatening danger its just she wasn’t able to raise a son whilst incapacitated like that, she doesn’t regret asking Garp to help and is forever in Makino and Dadan’s debt for taking her baby in

Makino ofc was the one who documented Ace’s growth and brought him over frequently for visits and I never mentioned it but yee Ace did have a relationship with his mom and always hoped to be more like her when he grew up and Rouge always humoured him like what? You wanna become a nurse? My little Ace?

Kid Ace: nurses are for girls :/

Rouge who will not stand for misogyny in her presence: careers are not divided by gender or orientation love

Kid Ace: :///

Although imagine Rouge’s surprise and delight when Makino comes over to tell her that Ace has decided to participate in the league challenge, she never thought he showed much affinity towards pokemon not like that at least and is his number one fan 😂 (as all moms are yknow)

Imagine Gatz the legendary announcer in the stadium of Dressrosa introducing Ace like “Firefist!! we have fanmail from a Miss who says shes your mum! She says she loves you and is rooting for you!”

Ace: m o m this is live tv 😭

Doflamingo: lmao dont go crying to mommy when you lose, you may have bested the last six gyms but your career ends here

Ace after he wins: lol shut the fuck up old man, also to my mom thanks for believing in me

Also Ace didnt face Sabo for the eight badge (he and sabo were only fifteen sixteen at the time), Dragon was actually there and Ace had to battle him twice before he won, the only leader who actually defeated Ace in an official match, Luffy still calls his dad a stinky bastard for beating Ace that first time fellas pls with the dad issues

Anyway Infernape incident occurs right before the elite matches of all things 😔 Ace drops out for many reasons and thats when Rouge comes up to the Dadan estate (yes estate theyre actually rich) to stay and basically for the first time in years Ace gets to connect with his mom and its very emotional

Here Rouge helps him through the grief, she used to work as a psychiatric nurse (PMHN) and yeah …

She fully supports and loves his decision to move on from his dream and turn to his current career as a ranch owner etc

Rouge has three Pokémon: Floette, Charmander (everstone), Eelektross

Eelektross seems like a strange choice for Rouge but she found it as a tynamo and wanted to help it, it followed her home and eventually let her catch it and evolved after she had Ace, why it evolved maybe it was a maternal instinct inside of it that felt it needed to be stronger for Rouge :’) despite its fearsome look its the sweetest thing youve ever seen

#op pokemon au #pokemon au #again a huge post im so sorry #i love answering pokemon au stuff cant believe it took this long to get to Rouge!!!!