Also why did July become of the most busiest, hottest and most expensive month of my life
I need August to become boring as shit. No more shit happening to me, no more emergencies, no weddings, no birthdays, no health scares, no more heatwave, no more social obligations, no nothing I just want to stay home, make stickers for my life blood aka patreons and write fanfiction in an air-conditioned space PLEASE
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always fun to see people confidently say sth they think is universal when it absolutely isnt
"no one wants to play a game and look at an old hag all the time"
I would LOVE to play an old hag actually; having to look at vacuum sealed body suits on the most blandest pretty hot girl that walks in the most unhinged way possible to draw attention to her ass while she makes cutesy moaning sounds everytime she gets vaguely hurt on the other hand physically hurts me
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followers stealing from you in cotl is so funny b/c like. they realize that if they steal from me their quality of life is gonna be worse right. if you steal 400+ coin from the fucko running the show they're not gonna pay for the new brewery they just unlocked. did you know i hold grudges, putre? did you know i am going 2 tax the whole cult b/c you decided it would be funny 2 steal from me? do you still find it funny now that you're imprisoned, putre?
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no thanks so much but I won't be paying $400 for a private ski lesson for my 3 year old what the fuck
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hm, i keep logging in and out of social media, mostly because i want a break, but also still have obligations + need to pay bills. that has been exacerbated by some truly awful side effects from an ssri i am quitting in favor of a different one.
i do want to point out it is always heartwarming to see familiar faces in my notes, meaning support is still there for me <3 without you i may have well and truly nuked everything at some point.
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Im at a point in life where im emotionally dependant on a very specific pastry and now im reasoning with myself that i am ok with waking up tomorrow if i go buy myself one. The "save me *thing* save me" meme is not a joke to me it's very real. Save me cheese spiral from the supermarket near school save me
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Sometimes I hate living in Canada because what the fuck is this exchange rate 🙃 this listing is for like $280 in USD but no. If you're paying in maple syrup money that's gonna be four hundred dollars
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This move has definitely shown how many ppl do not like Steven.. also 25 employees is wayyy too much. They could of easily layed off some ppl and cut budgets.
oh, yeahhhhhhh. 25 employees and yet not a single one must have any experience in PR. at all. i also don't see how a lot of their series need that many people. that number is questionable when their shows can be divided into: guys go places; and: guys talk to each other at one place.
and i get the sense that people think this was all Steven's idea. and his alone. there's a lot of reasons to not like Steven (and the same could be said for Shane and Ryan, tbh), but putting all the blame on him for this feels a bit misplaced.
but tbh, i am thoroughly enjoying all the Tesla jokes LMAO
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I’ve been a bitch to my dog and ignoring him because he won’t stop peeing on everything n it’s frustrating cleaning dog pee multiple times a day even when I take him out hourly and it wasn’t even his fault. His kidneys are failing he can’t control it and I’ve been and asshole.
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