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(Headcanon)

Thinking about Geto who journals a lot. 

He’s poetic in that he often writes in metaphors, referencing songs or movies or literature he enjoys. 

He’s romantic in that 60% of his entries are about Gojo. 

Geto would have written the mushiest thoughts after his and Gojo’s first official date. 

“He holds galaxies in his eyes  And I, a mere mortal, can only admire from afar and tremble in their sheer beauty” “Our hands brushed a total of three times before I had the confidence to interlock our fingers. I never want to walk down the street without holding his hand ever again”

“Satoru knows he’s the most charming and gorgeous person in the room. What he doesn’t know is I think so too.”

Cheeks burning, Geto slams his journal closed and is like “enough of that”

***

Imagine Geto's entry when they first kiss. 

It’s a whole page just of “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!”

And then Geto composed himself enough to explain in the next page. 

“WE KISSED, WE KISSED I KISSED SATORU SATORU KISSED ME ON THE LIPSSS”

“I haven't known what breathing really was until it was you who poured your breath into my mouth. I pray you never stop.”

***

Sometimes, Geto writes directly to Gojo. Maybe it’ll be after a tough mission he had, and Geto is pouring out his burdens in his writing.

But the one highlight was of course:

“I didn’t expect you to have cleaned my room and done my laundry for me, but you’re just full of surprises, aren’t you, Satoru? All because you were bored when waiting for me to return from my mission?”

Geto taps his chin with his pen before adding:  

“…that’s so gay of you.”

Geto chuckles, then continues on. 

“But actually, it really warmed my heart. I think that as long as you’re around, my heart will feel full.” "Don’t change, Satoru.”

***

Then there’s also the entries like:

“GOJO SATORU, COUNT YOUR DAYS!! I HATED YOUR STUPID, CUTE FACE WHEN YOU CAME TO ME TO TELL ME YOU APPARENTLY FORGOT A RED T-SHIRT BETWEEN MY WHITE LAUNDRY - NOW EVERYTHING IS PINK. YOU’RE FILTHY RICH, REPAY ME AT LEAST YOU BASTARD!”

Geto writes and his pen leaves a trail of fire.

You know Gojo is in trouble when Geto says his whole name. 

Geto's penmanship is usually so pretty and neat, but when he wrote this, the lines were angry and slanted. There’s also a little doodle of one of his curses chewing Gojo up.

On the next page, Geto’s entries go back to lovesick paragraphs about a certain white-haired menace. 

***

Geto starts talking about marriage in his journal. His entries are his vows at this point. 

“You better not get sick of me, okay? Better continue kicking ass on your missions and bringing back your cute souvenirs. Let’s go apartment searching soon, yeah? I’ve been looking up places already, there’s a couple that I think you’d like. I can’t wait to move in with you and continue to build our life together. It’s you and me against the world. I really can’t wait to spend the rest of my life loving you, Satoru.”

***

Geto’s journaling also helps when they’re sent on solo missions abroad. 

“I can’t believe the first time I’m in Italy is for a stupid mission, without you by my side. We always said we’d come here to try the best pasta and sweets. I suppose I can be the navigator for when we do get the chance to visit together. There’s a few bakeries you would absolutely love…”

***

Geto’s journaling comes to light when years later, he and Gojo get into an argument about their first date.

Gojo: “There’s no way I was more than fifteen minutes late to our first date!”

Geto: “Yes you were!! I literally have proof!”

Gojo: “Where??”

Geto: 🤐

Geto: “Iweiebaboutinmtjeosual”

Gojo: “huh? What was that?”

Geto: “…I wrirhwabout it in my jaoruhal”

Gojo: “Suguru, speak properly, I can’t understand-“

Geto: “I WROTE ABOUT IT IN MY JOURNAL”

Gojo: “I-“

Geto: “Man, I was so pissed at you. How could you be late to your first date? With ME? You’re lucky I love you, or I swear to god I would’ve dumped your ass right then and there.”

Gojo: “You have a journal?”

Geto, walking away: “Nope”

Gojo leaps onto Geto’s back, clinging on like a koala: “Suguru~~ where can I find this little journal of yours? Have to make sure the proof you claim to have is sufficient and legit-”

Geto doesn’t react, resigned to carrying his human-sized backpack to god knows where.

No way is he sharing his journal entries until the ring hidden in his closet is finally on Satoru's finger.

***

w/ @no-one-says-hi

#jjk #satosugu #satosugu fluff #jjk headcanon #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu fanfic #satosugu headcanon #fluff #journaling

[putnamcapital]

Queerness and power in YR / why the best comparison is Normal People and not Heartstopper

It’s a big week for Heartstopper - Young Royals comparisons and i’m not on here to throw any shade on Heartstopper. I haven’t even watched all of S2 yet and i know i love it! But thanks to the absolutely stunning, spell-binding work of fiction called the Normal People AU, i’m more and more convinced that Heartstopper and YR have …. not really that much to do with each other — aside from being tremendously good stories, amazing performances, stellar cinematography and direction etc.

Lisa Ambjorn and the team behind YR have been frequently heard saying that they didn’t want to make a show about homosexuality, where the queerness of the relationship between W&S was “the problem” that drove the plot. Heartstopper, on the other hand, is very much a story driven by the tensions and joys of budding queer and non-conforming relationships, sexualities, and identities. But does that really mean YR isn’t about queerness? I think it’s still about queerness, but with a framing that has kind of been lost from view in the post-AIDS crisis / post-gay marriage era.

I didn’t really appreciate this until I thought through the intense parallels with Normal People - as the author of Obviously has so powerfully drawn out. Normal People is about power; and if you’ll forgive me the short-cut, once upon a time, queerness (in modern global North society) was also about power. In NP, the anchoring drama, and the elemental wound, that both Marianne and Connell face rests in power structures that oppress them - in Marianne’s case, the emotional and physical abuse in her family, in Connell’s case, the abuse that capitalism inflicts on him and his family as the working class. They both seek to become who they are in spite of this power structure - while at the same always being molded by it. There is not so much a core identity to either character that seeks to ‘set itself free’ or ‘reveal itself’ by overcoming power but rather a character who comes into fuller awareness of themselves while being shaped by their contexts. For example, in that scene by the fountain in Italy, where Marianne/Wille acknowledge they have never had to think about money, and Connell/Simon says winning the scholarship has changed his life so that there are things he no longer thinks about - and then between them, they bring to the surface that Marianne/Wilhelm’s mother has been paying Simon/Connell’s mother dirt wages for years, and Marianne says out loud how she knows that there is this basic harm in the way they came to know each other - a wound that is not of their doing, but from their class positions, and yet could never be forgotten as part of their story and part of who they became as a couple. The scene is not - we can run away from all this or i see the ‘real you’ behind all this - but, we can love each other and be who we are and yet still be where we come from, with the consequent constraints on our worldview and possibilities for action. “Men make their own history, but they do not make it as they please; they do not make it under self-selected circumstances, but under circumstances listing already, given and transmitted from the past.”

Basically i think that in YR, Lisa is giving us back a much more Marxist / power relational form of queerness - where queerness is refracted through and emergent from material conditions, as opposed to being purely about declaring identities [“i was born this way”] and thus essential truths or essential desires, but about the ebb and flow between people, where that ebb and flow is mediated by the power structures in which we cannot help but experience our lives. For Wille, the power structure is obvious: the Crown. But it’s there for everyone. For Sara and Simon, it’s three-fold: the power dynamics around class and race, and the power dynamics from an abusive household / childhood trauma. For the other characters, too, it is not far away. August’s struggles are with his family’s expectations, and with a drug addiction and eating disorder that speak to the pressures of hegemonic cis-het masculinity. For Felice, she deals with racial bias and the pressure to be the perfect image of a woman her (thin, white) mother wants. It’s true for all the students at the school - the scene on parents’ weekend as all these parents swarm in is utterly stifling, as every student feels the structure they are meant to conform to. BTW it’s a subplot, but YR seems also to be saying that capitalism and class structure harm even the rich. People - everyone - experience their gender and sexual identities through and in between all that power - it’s necessarily shaped by it.

To me, this is the root of what is so intoxicatingly liberating about Young Royals (and by extension, Obviously) - that i just don’t feel watching HS, or even reading the canon NP - of the possibility of emancipation. It comes about not principally through outward facing revolt, though there is some of that, but catalyzed by a kind of relational self-growth: the characters grow into themselves as a result of their relations with others. It’s not at all about Wille walking this road alone - despite what Simon says he must do in S1/E6. It’s actually about the characters growing together, in a kind of solidarity against the power structures they rebel against. After all, it is Simon’s confession in the cloakroom, and then the look he gives Wille from the choir stand when August is about to give the speech, that compels Wille to his feet to claim his power, on his terms.

It’s a profoundly ‘class consciousness’ form of identity formation and self-actualization - like they become who they are through their struggle in concert with others. It feels utterly foreign and refreshing to me, because it’s just not the dominant discourse for queerness in popular culture, and it helpfully puts the power struggle back into queerness - it recenters the feeling of community, of joint struggle, of solidarity, and yes, of resistance.

This is how it is. This is how i feel.

#young royals #normal people #heartstopper #AO3 Normal People AU #young royals analysis

[theghostparty]

Roméo et Juliette: de la Haine à l'Amour - Redesign - 2024

To understand my completely unnecessary desire to redesign a musical that is over twenty years old, you have to understand that Romeo et Juliette is my Roman Empire. Long explanation under the break.

I wanted this design to be an homage in the silliest way possible.

I really leant into the sensibilities of original costume designer Dominique Borg, who used contemporary colour and technique and applied it to historical (or pseudo-historical) silhouettes.

Broadly, I wanted the Montagues to feel English in their shapes--Elizabethan doublets, high necklines, and ruffs, in homage to Shakespeare and the source text. They're all leather, denim, silver hardware--a little bit punk with status.

The Capulets would be deeply Italian Renaissance in their silhouettes, in reference to the setting of the play. They're all velvets, lace, chiffon, satins, and gold hardware--giving them an airiness of the Mediterranean while still allowing some drape here and there.

I wanted each family to have a slightly more broad palette than most versions afford them--which is why the Montagues have a smattering of green and magenta while the Capulets play with some soft yellows and lavenders.

The ball scene is largely Arthurian in inspiration--just because I took the idea of "what would the 1500s consider vintage and costume-y in the same way we think of the Victorian era" and ran away with it. There's also some silly Y2K nonsense because I rewatched the "On dit dans la rue" music video and thought "What if the Capulets threw this big Arthurian affair with full elegance and the Montagues cobbled together some gay club outfits circa 1998 fits out of a suit of armour."

FINALLY, I wanted Roméo and Juliette to take on elements of each other's family's style and colours for the end of the play--because to be loved is to be changed.

So here is a breakdown of my choices for each of the looks.

Un Jour: Here we see Roméo in his base look. It's a two-tone patent leather double with multiple zipper details. The peplum is criss-crossed zippers. The wings over the shoulder seams are edged with zipper teeth. The ruff detail at the neckline is also edged with zipper teeth. He has along zipper across the front of his boot like he's trying to be the next Sailor Moon. I don't know y'all. I went a little feral with trying to figure out all the places I could put zippers in.

Juliette is the most juvenile looking in Un Jour. I imagine that in this scene, she's being dressed by her family instead of her own volition.

She's in an asymmetrical, empire-waisted gown that is likely a brocaded or printed silk. Her chemise is a sheer lavender georgette or chiffon that peaks through the lacing at the shoulders and along the upper arms. She has a velvet choker and velvet belt and a heavily stoned velvet headband. Her hairstyling (it would have to be a wig, it would be NUTS to not make this a wig) is an homage to the open-weave Juliet caps that were similar to nets worn in the period on hair. Italy was, fun fact, one of the few countries where women didn't cover their hair during the renaissance.

L'amour heureux: As I explained above, Roméo's outfit is so silly. The wrap around glasses. The one arm of armour. The sheer, stoned period shirt. The gold brocade on the trousers. The pearl earring. The many, unnecessary belts. Bless this mess. It's also a cheeky little nod to Baz Lurhmann's Romeo + Juliet.

Juliette is, ostensibly, cosplaying as Guinevere or Lady Macbeth or Ophelia or any number of Middle Ages women. The ball is the Capulet's opportunity to really sell their daughter as marriage material so I wanted the look to feel bridal, hence the veil. I wanted to give reference to exaggerated surcote sleeves without actually doing them, hence the sleeve-into-glove and bow detailing with trails down to the floor. There is also a hint of yellow chemise underneath, which is actually just her Le balcon look underdressed for ease of the quick change (yes, I did think about this.) The dress is velvet with one panel of lace in-set into the underskirt. The bows are satin-face organza.

Le balcon: Romeo would change into his base again (during Le Poète). Juliette is in a simple yet totally impractical sheer chemise + slip combo. I wanted this soft yellow for this sequence because I always think about the lines "O she doth teach the torches to burn bright!" and "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?/It is the east and Juliet is the sun" when it comes to describing her. The chemise would likely be a chiffon, while the slip would be silk.

Aimer: I say this with my whole chest--I hate how they changed the palette for Aimer in the 2010 production. I want my lovers soft and angelic and matching in this moment of union. Here we see a bit more of Romeo's lace shirt--his sleeves are laced like Juliette's in the first look. His doublet, trouser, boot combo are off-white leather in homage to the original production. Juliette's dress has a similar train length to her ball look (again, bridal) and we see the neckline creep up into a ruff (Elizabethan, rather than Italian). Lots of sheer net and lace with cream bridal satin as a skirt. Tiered sleeves. A little circlet on her head.

Le poison: Honestly? Just wanted her to have another outfit change before her death dress as a transitional choice. There's so much more of the purple in this look because it's going to take us into the blue elements of the final dress.

La mort de Roméo/Juliette: Again. To be loved is to be changed. Juliette has a dropped waistline, a high neckline and ruff, and a heart shaped cut-out detail (see: boob window). She's straight up in blue, and all the sweet and soft pinks of her youth are gone. Romeo has lost his high neckline, ruff, wins, and peplum in favour of a shorter Italian silhouette. He's asymmetrical (a call-back to Juliette's asymmetry) and all the edging detail is done in red. Mantua as a setting is patchworked, torn, and dirty, so I imagine the doublet is pieced together from scraps of jersey (so it's drippy and sad and hangs off him in a lovely manner).

#romeo et juliette #damien sargue #cecilia cara #joyce draws #retj redesign 2024 #retj #this is the most unhinged thing I have ever dreamed up #anyways more to come soon #will probably do mercutio and the prince and benvolio and tybalt together as one post #did little 14 year old joyce think this is what she would STILL be talking about? nO #also if you've ever wondered what my costume design process looks like it's this

[fortyfive-forty]

i've been ruminating a lot on it because i think i'm bad at putting my thoughts into words but i need y'all to understand that while there are absolutely a lot of Not Good Things about the finals being held in saudi arabia for three years...the way people seem to treat is as morally black and white is shortsighted and unhelpful.

realistically the players traveling there will be protected. it may be uncomfortable, it's certainly not ideal, but they will travel there for a few weeks, play their tennis, then leave. there are a lot of women, a lot of queer people who actually live in saudi arabia who cannot just leave, who are actually subjected to laws and social climates...and to me it just seems very disrespectful to that actual lived experience, for everybody to sort of turn their noses up and get on their high horses. of course, if the players wish to opt out, that is their choice, but that is their choice to make. that's their judgement. not ours.

and then, what about a tournament like miami? florida is literally experiencing one of the worst active regressions that i've seen in the us (granted i'm young). things like critical race theory and lgbtq+ ed are being removed from curriculums, rights for trans youth, trans healthcare, etc. are going backwards. abortion rights? gun violence? and yes i know that the laws and climate in saudi arabia are different gravy, i understand that, but my point is, no one would ever DREAM of arguing against hosting a tournament in miami despite all of these issues. and we can extend this to a lot of other tournaments! i mean, all the outrage about fifa hosting a world cup in qatar, but we don't have any of these sentiments about doha? i've seen other people bring up that the finals were hosted in singapore when gay marriage was still illegal there. we've already talked about italy's fascist prime minister. and i could go on and on and on about the war crimes of countries like the us or the uk - is the us not participating actively in genocide right now? where is the standard? if you argue against hosting the finals in saudi arabia for the reason of human rights, to me it seems you have to uphold that standard for the location you do land on. and i can guarantee, you will not find a single country in the world with clean hands.

i want to be clear i am not arguing that hosting the finals in saudi arabia is a good thing, especially for three years, especially because it's definitely going there because of money, and not for any of the "good" reasons i think some people want us to believe about "improving the region" (which is very weirdly white savior-esque anyway). i don't really have an official "conclusion" to this discussion.

what i am arguing is that i think a lot of the protests against saudi arabiahosting the finals are more an example of implicit anti-arab bias and islamophobia, rather than genuine discussion. key word implicit: i don't think most people are purposefully trying to be anti-arab/islamophobic. or at least, i'd like to believe nobody is. but i also think, particularly in the west, there is already so much of this xenophobic sentiment ingrained. and this is why i think it's really really REALLY important to check ourselves when we talk about it instead of just jumping straight to the human rights conversation without a second thought.

i'll say it plainly: i don't think the finals should be held in saudi arabia. but for me, it has more to do with sportswashing, with the dangers of the way money is thrown around in sports, and because i think it's more evidence that the wta doesn't care about player welfare but rather about making a profit (what else is new). human rights are absolutely a concern of mine, but how is it fair to hold saudi arabia to a standard that we don't seem to care about for literally anybody else?

literally look at the us's ugly ugly history, past and present, and tell me why we deserve to host a tennis tournament.

#long post #idk. this is not even all my thoughts #this is long and confusing and convoluted and i'm sorry #but i need y'all to understand it's not as easy as just saying 'oh we can't host it there' #'oh the players should boycott' #it's more complicated than that #and again i'm not really arguing one way or another #i do have my own opinion but i'm not positing that as The Right Choice #i'm definitely open to a lot more discussion on it #because i know i don't have the full perspective either #but i'm tired of seeing takes talking about how 'evil' it is to host the finals there #the way that it's happened and my suspected reasons for it (money)? yeah that's fucked up! #but just the fact that it will be hosted there...hold your horses. slow your roll #saudi arabia is like. a real country with people who actually live there and experience their own regime #god forbid they get to watch some tennis #and again. i just don't think you can ever really talk about these kinds of things and not bring up #the way countries like the us ALWAYS go unchecked #also like. gay marriage wasn't legal federally in the us until 2015. so. were do we go from here

[godfistgonnalive]

please ramble as hard as you can about pruita I need to hear what you have to say about them

grabs you by the shoulders very roughly.

ok. my favorite flavor of pruita is utterly unrequited. cuz its very funny to me. my fav thing to do is listen to music and think about unrequited pruita like L imagine 😹😹but also its kind of sad and i like how its sad but also funny

like think about the prussia cleaning game like omg.... he loves him.... its so silly.......

PRUSSIA STROKED IN HAPPINESS! WHAT THE FUCK! GAY!

and he literally was imaginging them like together on some sort of boat idk what its called like ugh

and the fucking BLOG. ive already posted these before but. my god.

he likes him so much....... its unbelievable........

like are you serious. he so very obviously has a crush on him THERES SO MUCH PROOF OF IT AND [im trying to restrain myself here from being salty about prucan shippers so i will stop myself here.]

ok im racking my brain to try and think of what to say rn cuz as much as i say i wanna talk about my ships i know deep down in my heart i dont have much to say that i can turn into coherent thoughts.

back to my thoughts and not canon content. unrequited pruita. like ok you know that hetalia itself is just gerita fanfiction. like i love gerita. who doesnt. and thats where it comes in in my version of pruita. like prussia is so in love with italy and italys like omggg germanyyyy :3 like. oh my gfod can i talk about the songs i associate with them. the answer is yes i cant be stopped.

ok puppy princess by hot freaks. fucking UGH. unrequited big fat crush ANTHEM right here.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. prussia is the goofy friend... prussia loves italy...... and italy loves germany........ my goodness.........

NO OTHER HEART BY MAC DEMARCO. THIS IS LITERALLY PRUITA.

i love gerita truth pruita so much but not in the love triangle way like i mean thats what it sounds like but its more like a fucked up triangle like

it doesnt connect all the way... cuz in love triangles dont they usually like compete!>>! like prussia loves italy but in my pruita brain he wouldnt like.. actually really try to get with italy while he knew that germany was trying to get with him.... you know.... he wouldnt do that to his brother..... so he just keeps his crush to himself.... rip.... and thats the fun of it ! ! ! he yearns but he'll never have him... love that

LOVERS ROCK. BY TV GIRL. THIS ONE LYRIC. JESUS CHRIST.

TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE. UGH.

AND LOOKING OUT FOR YOU BY JOY AGAIN. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS.

IM GONNA GO CRAZY!

and peach scone. by hobo johnson.

ltierally every time... prussia calls italy cute.... god......

now. onto requited pruita.

i think theyre silly cute so much so much :3 :3 :3 hold on gotta check pixiv so i can formulate thoughts. ok like i mostly think about prussia's side of things when it comes to required pruita but in my opinion prussia is CRAZY about that man. jesus christ. and italy thinks hes super silly and loves him 🫶🫶🫶 HOLD ON I SHOULD FILL OUT ONE OF THOSE UNDERSTAND NMY SHIP THINGS HOLD ONNNNNN

got a little lazy but you understand.

i think thats all i have to say . i feel like i didnt really say much just put images and then said something along the lines of "jesus christ" or "what the fuck" but i think you undestand. thank you for asking. PEACE AND LOVE!

ALSO WAIT I HAVE MORE. i LOVE gerita marriage. they are so married. and i love thinking about prussia watching the boy hes had a big fat crush on for god knows how long get married to his brother. LMAO! and hes like crying like hes happy for his brother,... but oh man........ LMAOOOOO

i love prussia so much. make him suffer now

ok thanks for reading :heart:

edit:i just realized onm the height thing onm the ship chart i forgot to put 6 CM and instead put 6 M. oops

#pruita #hetalia #owls nonsense #IM INSANEEE IM INSANEEEEEE

[someone-you-do-not-know]

Hey 🥱

I'm here with a random ask of the week 💨

/It's kinda early, sorry;;;/

What would Spamano wedding vows be (if you were to write them;))? (Canonverse/nationverse)

I'm sorry I first get around to answering now, it's those assignments. They're kicking me while I'm already down. 🥲

That's such a big question, it kinda requires a whole fanfiction to itself. And even in canonverse, there's still variants, you know?

For one, I think they would, in most canon timelines, not be allowed to marry each other, because they're still nations, and that would likely influence the politics of the state, no matter how much they insist they're only getting married as humans, not as nations. And then there's also the problem of Italy still not allowing gay marriages...

Now, there's two ways for them to go from there. Either we make up a canon compliant verse where they're allowed to marry and it won't influence anything. They'll have a huge happy wedding, and I promise you, there's several fanfictions of that out there. The other option is that they... Just get secretly married anyway. Which I don't think I've seen a lot of, but I'd like to see it. They'd only invite a couple of the nations they're sure won't tattle, and it would be in the tiniest little church. Kinda giving the same vibes as One Hand, One Heart in West Side Story (2021). Spain would be super cheesy and romantic, but at the end, he'd say something really funny. Romano would try to be tough, and start all like "lemme tell you about this idiot I love," except his voice starts cracking and he starts crying. He's crying through the entirety of his vows from pure joy. Spain feels a little bad about seeing him cry like that, but he knows it's fine.

I think both Romano and Spain would be very mindful of using words like forever and eternal. They know they'll love each other forever, but they're also nations, so when they speak of forever, it's actually forever, not like humans who has no concept of living for hundreds and hundreds of years, to see the change of times, and know that nothing lasts. I also think they both have been through so much that they wouldn't entrap each other in a promise of forever – if Spain or South Italy gets dissolved down the line, both would want the remaining one of them to keep them in their heart, but also move on and find happiness elsewhere. Instead of promises of forever, they would speak of past, how the ages have only strengthened their bond and love for each other, of the normalcy of every day, how they make each other feel at ease, happy, and human. Because to Spain, Romano is the anchor that pulled him down to reality when he was at his height of cruelty and inhumanity, and to Romano, Spain is the one who helped him get over his insecurities and fears left by his family by loving him unconditionally – and nothing in the world of politics is ever unconditional, so for Romano that is the most humanising feat a nation could ever do.

#I know this answer is probably disappointing but I'm currently losing my mind #prussianbluevanilla #thank you for the ask! <3 #Romano is a big softie and he canonically cries from joy whenever he sees Grandpa Rome #So he would also cry at his wedding #So would his family #All of the Ita fam is just weeping through the whole ceremony #hetalia #aph romano #spamano #aph spain

[lietpolski]

thinking about this piece of hetalia lore where it shows that nations aren't allowed to get married. like is this a law in all countries? is there one big set of rules that all the nations have to follow, or is it different in every country and germany & italy just have the same protocol? is it maybe a shared EU thing? how do you explain sufin's obvious homosexual marriage where they share two children a house and a dog? much to think about

also germany is gay

#maia talks #the sufin part is only half a joke idc

[thepalmofyourfreezinghand]

I totally agree with your post. The other point I would say is, it’s so unhinged to me that M*tty can just feel comfortable saying along the lines of ‘ I never would’ve come (to your country) if I knew…’, because then he might as well decide to never perform in America again then either? Because they overturned Roe VS Wade which people can technically say makes them an immoral country too? Because they have no proper gun control? Like, now many countries issue a warning to people when trying to book flights to America now, as they are classed as a high risk country. And I know he’s made comments on that, but to say he shouldn’t of decided to come to the country is soooo wild & hypocritical to me. Not to mention as a white British person how complicated it is for him to say that, whilst his country is literally blocking the independence of Scotland💀 If I knew him I would be like bro…concentrate on your own country instead of trying to ‘save’ a country you have deemed as in need of more help due to your own internalised british beliefs of white saviourism..

You’re absolutely right! To me there are two issues which are often mixed up:

1. Whether it’s okay to perform in a country that isn’t the best when it comes to civil and social rights, and

2. Whether it’s okay to indirectly support the governments of said countries, by making them look good.

The second issue is pretty easy to solve (imo): if a singer gets paid directly from a government to perform in its country or to promote its tourism on social media, and said government is using the singer to look good and sweep under the rug the way it ignores its citizens’ rights, then the singer sucks and should definitely be criticized.

BUT a government is NOT its citizens, and soooooo many Western people fail to remember that. As I said a few days ago, I have a Russian friend and she despises Putin (she always has) and she hates the war, but what is she supposed to do? Two friends of hers from university protested in the streets and they were EXPELLED from the university, their future ruined. Not to mention all those who were killed. So, again, what is she supposed to do? She hates the government, but there’s nothing she can do about it.

And why should the people in a country (who maybe hate the government and its policies) suffer constantly and not get anything good ever just because their government sucks?

Plus:

No country is perfect. No artist ever skips Italy in their tour, for example, and yet we suck. Right now the party that holds the majority in the Parliament has a fascist symbol in its badge (yep!), we’re the only Western European country that still hasn’t legalized gay marriage (we have civil unions, which are similar but offer less rights), and many local governments are deciding not to recognize anymore the children of lesbian couples as children of both mothers, but only as children of the mother who gave birth to them. Which means that a lot of women in Italy suddenly aren’t legally mothers of anyone, and they can’t visit their children in hospital, they can’t pick them up from school, they can’t go on a trip with them, and if they break up with their partner they don’t have any rights towards the children.

Not to mention all the people that die in the Mediterranean every year.

Who gets to decide which rights are worth protesting and which aren’t? Artists shouldn’t go to Malaysia, but the US is okay? Italy is okay? China is okay as long as it brings money? Where do you draw the line?

It’s a very slippery slope.

The government isn’t its citizens, full stop.

MH sucks. Tbf, he said something about Scotland this year (if I remember correctly). He said something like “this is a country” before performing a song. He could’ve acted out and screamed and slurred like he did in Malaysia, but apparently some rights deserve his rage, others barely deserve an acknowledgement 😒.

If he was angry he could’ve chosen not to perform and support the LGBTQ citizens of Malaysia in another way. Instead he had to make it all about himself, as always.

#matty healy

[gemsofgreece]

In your experience, what is the general public opinion of LGBT people in Greece?

This is a difficult question and it is twice as hard for me in specific because I do not consider myself very suitable to talk about it.

My opinion, however, is that the perception of LGBT people in Greece is somewhat odd, conflicted - αλλοπρόσαλλη for Greek speakers, I am sorry I can't find an exact equivalent in English. In general, Greece has better views on LGBT matters than most of Eastern Europe and it is a little worse than most of Western Europe.

In terms of legality, Greece was the third European country to decriminalise homosexuality back in 1951 (after Italy and Switzerland), so this was surprisingly good. However it hasn't been very consistent with moving forward earlier than others. The biggest obstacle to this is the church, not the secular state itself, simply because the church has immense power over the secular state. LGBT marriages are not allowed in Greece because the huge majority of Greek marriages are religious and Orthodoxy still fiercely opposes to it. On the other hand, Greece recently allowed adoption and fostering of children by gay couples, so you see the conundrum. You can be a gay couple having children but you can't get married???? Also, you can adopt but apparently the Church loses its mind if you are gay and baptise your infant child (what does the infant have to do with anything????) so essentially the Church tries to block both you and the entirely blissfully ignorant kid to enter the faith. Does it make sense? Nope. I am hearing the political marriage is a matter of time though!

Society does better in accepting LGBT people than the family and the church. Most problems LGBT people have are from their immediate family, not from school or workplace as much. Personally I was fortunate to not have witnessed bullying to somebody because of their sexuality but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Most young people don't express their sexuality too openly until they go to college but they usually adapt well there. Young - even minors - and educated Greeks are way more accepting than middle aged ones. Of course, large cities are also much friendlier environments than villages and small towns where the kids certainly choose to stay closeted until they leave the aging provincial community. Still, with all the undoubtable problems, in my experience LGBT people have suffered more from their family and their life became easier once they left home. I personally know occasions of supportive parents (or parents who grew into being supportive because they loved their kids) but I also know about a pretty fucked up case.

This conundrum might be explained by the old as time Greek mentality "do whatever you want but don't let the people know" that applies to everything. Even several toxic people repeat that they don't care what somebody does in their bedroom but "they don't want them to shove it in their face". Of course, things like hand-holding or kissing is considered "shoving in face". Public displays of affection are rare and they might provoke sarcasm or odd looks but it is very unlikely that it will lead to violence. It has happened but it's not typical. (Having said that, excessive PDA is kinda generally frowned upon, even when it comes from heterosexual couples, but of course there is no comparison between the levels of tolerance.) Women generally have it better than men because simply female homosexuality is not considered as important (you know men, it's all about the dick).

LGBT celebrities are mostly open about it. There is never a BIG coming out like it happens in other countries. Usually people don't speak about their sexualities until at some point they do and it's pretty unceremonious and it's kinda like stating the obvious. We somehow all know who is LGBT and they know we know and then when they are like 60 years old they are like "yeah of course I am gay" and then we are all like "thanks, Captain Obvious". That's how it works. It's always dead obvious but it is rarely spoken about. Again, it's the whole "do but do not tell" thing.

Famous LGBT people's worth is valued by their work / art. Celebrities of questionable talent might receive jokes targeting their sexualities. Acclaimed celebrities, who also have a very serious / solemn / sophisticated attitude, are considered untouchables and enjoy a lot of respect. One example was Manos Hatzidakis, one of Greece's best composers ever, who was openly gay but also was a very serious and private person.

Trans and non-binary people have a bigger problem to be accepted or understood in Greece than cis- gendered LGBT people. Their adaptation to the society is significantly harder and many of them must be staying in the closet for life. They have more problems in school and definitely in the workplace. Despite that, there are trans or non-binary famous people that break the rules (including the "don't be in my face" one) and they are loved and respected all the same.

Two examples are Ilias Psinakis and Takis Zaharatos. Even many straightTM middle aged dudes love them. Psinakis had even become a politician and he was very popular in his municipality until a tragic wildfire happened but it wasn't his fault anyway. He lost popularity in politics after that but he is still huge in the "star system". Psinakis has an extremely vulgar sense of humour but he is so unapologetically his very bold self that most people respect him for it. Zaharatos is very private but has been a very talented mime and a drag queen for many decades, he is the first and still most famous Greek drag queen and everybody loves him including many of the straightest straights.

Ilias Psinakis. And then they say Finland has modern politicians. Gurl, please. I also added a photo of him young because important. 

Takis Zaharatos. 

So, did you make any sense with everything I told you because I frankly don’t. I just think it comes down to two facts: a) the fact that the Greek society is confused - it has very conservative influences but it also has very liberal influences and it desperately tries to balance between the two and b) that Greeks, even historically, care much more about what you appear to be than what you are. Even like 99% parents don’t care that their child is gay, they care what the town will say about their child being gay. 

I am sorry for potential inaccuracies and I welcome anyone to add on or offer a different perspective about this topic. 

#lgbt #lgbt people in greece #lgbt views #greece #anon #ask

[leucoratia]

My take on JJBA characters’ sexuality (Part 1)

These headcanons are livng in my head rent free anyone feel free to disagree

Includes :Jojos, Jobros and jovillains from part 1 to 3

Part 2 here with part 4 to 5

Please enjoy.

TW: mentions of sex and male masturbation, swearing, not proofred we die like men

PART 1: PHANTOM BLOOD

Jonathan Joestar: Repressed Bisexual/Biromantic

Just. Yes. My man was born in the fucking 19th century what did you expect. Desperately tries to convince himself that he is very much heterosexual and that pussy is the only thing he likes. Unfortunately Dio exists. And Speedwagon. And maybe Blueford- 

DIO Brando: Pansexual/Panromantic

I examine canon and elevate it to a higher plane. See: Pucci. Dio fucked this one through and thorough and he very much gives me nonbinary vibes. I’m also convinced his castle in part 1 was just a giant sex dungeon.

 I raise you: DIO does not give a rat’s ass about gender he just wants to shag. He’s interested in ALL boobs. Inclusivity bitch.

Robert.O. Speedwagon: Straight

I won’t elaborate he’s just fucking straight man.

(A/N: after an enlightening discussion in the comments, I am requalifiying Speedwagon my boy as GAY AS FUCK. Apologies to Jonawagon shippers I did not see the light, but I repent. Keeping the initial headcanon as a memento, but here. Change and growth is real folks).

PART 2: BATTLE TENDENCY

Joseph Joestar: Bi-curious

Also works for oldseph. He’s actually bisexual but identifies himself as bicurious so we will respect my man’s labels. Slay. Joseph likes men and women and is unaware of the existence of other genders. Don’t worry he learns. 

Caesar is def the one who made him realize that he might like men. Or maybe...one man....rest in rocks Ceasarino

Caesar Zeppeli: Male-leaning bisexual/homoromantic

We all know Caesar fucks hard. But if gay marriage was legal in 1940 you bet this man would have an italian husband named fucking Luigi or shit and twelve foster kids. He’ll eat pussy sure but the man course is always dick in Italy. He wanted that Joestarussy but rocks caught up to him :((

Suzie Q and Lisa-Lisa: lesbians

2 in 1 post because I make the rules. They like WOMEN and only got married bcs they’re either repressed (Suzie) or were really just bored (Lisa-Lisa). Anyways slay.

The Pillarmen: GAY

All three (4 if you count Santana but I forgot about him and am too lazy to re-edit the pic) love MEN. Kars is the king of pillar gays bcs seriously he massacred his entire race and only let men survive instead of perpetuating the species with pillarwomen. Hence he’s officially gay as FUCK and gay married with Esidisi.

PART 3: STARDUST CRUSADERS

Jotaro Kujo: aro/ace

Ik I ship Jotakak but in my personnal little brain Jotaro is AROACE. This man is immune to the matters of the flesh and generally puzzled by human interraction so I don’t expect him to be interested in romance ever. Wdym he has a wife and daughter? Compulsory heterosexuality!! He wanted a calm and quiet life after the fucking trauma-inducing nightmare that was part 3 and thought that settling down was the way to go but uh. Sorry man. Didn’t work out.

I HC him as sex-indifferent bcs well. I mean I do have to integrate Jolyne in my canon so there. But yeah he would enjoy sex I think but wouln’t ever initiate. He’d just go with the flow. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t jack off enough to break both wrists tho. He hides the sex-drive in his hat.

Noriaki Kakyoin: gay

Listen. Listen. I know I enjoy all the Kakyoin MILFhunter memes immensely but look at him. He’s a twink. He likes men. I will simply erase this moment with Holly from my mind.

He’s a power gay though (I’m SO tired of ppl hc-ing kakyoin as pissy-baby uwu soft weak boy nah my man breaks BACKS and spits in yo mouth). Anyways yes Kakyoin is a refined homosex enjoyer. Prefers the rainbow flag because it fits his vibe better than the blue one.

Jean-Pierre Polnareff: female-leaning bisexual biromantic

Polnareff is cursed with bisexuality but gets absolutely NO GAME I’m sorry but it’s facts to me. He gets NO BITCHES, absolutely ZERO PLAY. He may be a flirt but no one wants him (Except Muhhamad-). Likes women more but will not pass on the opportunity to flirt with a cute guy. 

Muhammad Avdol: Demiromantic/demisexual gay

Muhammad does NOT hit me as the type to fall in love/feel sexual attraction out of the blue. He needs his time. Plus i don’t think he thinks about it all that often. Destiny will do the job yadayada. Only attracted to men though. Women work in ways too mysterious for him to handle. He would start to feel something after like. A year or two of knowing intimately the person (go Jean-Jean we believe in you-). This king will probably ask his tarot before making any moves tho (shhhh he just wants to be sure)

#caesar zeppeli #caejose #shitpost #jjba battle tendency #jjba phantom blood #joseph joestar #jonathan joestar #dio brando #headcanons #queer headcanons #lisa-lisa #Suzie Q #pillarmen #jotaro kujo #jotakak #noriaki kakyoin #jean-pierre polnareff #stardust crusaders #jjba #muhammad avdol #speedwagon jojo #avpol

[mariacallous]

Since the triumph of the right-wing alliance in Italy's general election, advocates for women and the LGBTQ community are worried about their future.

Many fear far-right leader Giorgia Meloni, who is set to become the next Prime Minister, could adopt anti-queer and anti-abortion policies.

She gained prominence with a 2019 speech declaring "I am a Giorgia, I am a mother, I am Christian, and you cannot take that away from me."

Her party's program states it is against marriage equality, gay parents adopting children, and surrogate motherhood.

Alessia Crocini is President of Italy's Rainbow Families, an association with 5,000 members.

She had to go outside Italy with her former partner to get artificial insemination treatment so they could have a child together.

But back in Italy, only her partner, who gave birth to her son, is recognized as his parent. Crocini has no legal rights as the parent of her son under Italian law.

"It is terrible news that we were expecting," she said about the victory of Giorgia Meloni and the Brothers of Italy party.

"The polls were clear. But when something like this materializes, becomes real, it is pretty shocking."

Crocini said following the victory she began receiving messages from members of her association. "There are people who I do not know who today are writing to me on Instagram 'I am afraid', 'I don't know what to do', 'I am very worried', I want to cry," she said.

Italy ranks 23rd in the EU when it comes to protections for LGBTQ people. It is the only major country in Western Europe that is yet to legalise same-sex marriage

After many failed attempts to find a legal path for homosexuals to marry, in 2016 the Italian parliament approved a law on "civil unions" between couples of the same sex.

The law does not grant the same rights as same sex marriage, denying them any parental rights and making it impossible for homosexual couples to adopt.

Fears over women's rights in Italy

Other activists fear that Meloni's stance will impact women's access to abortions.

In the eastern region of Marche, which has been governed by Meloni's party for a few years, abortion rights have already been eroding on the local level. 

The small town of Ascoli remains the only place where women can receive an abortion because many doctors refuse to carry out the procedure in the area due to ethical beliefs. 

"We have plenty of stories like these, too many. Elsewhere, women are forced to move to another region, others have to get an illegal abortion, some go abroad or other women dont even have the option of an abortion," explained a family planning officer in Ascoli. 

Certain experts fear that Meloni's future policies could bring a general setback for civil rights.

"I think the single most dangerous element of Giorgia Meloni is not a return to fascism in Italy but a cutting down of civil rights for women, for gay people, for people who are not white immigrants," said Alain Fridman, a US political analyst in an interview with Euronews.

"I think Giorgia Meloni has a social policy that is perfectly similar to Donald Trump... I think she will take away or try to take away many civil rights"

#and the ddl zan law or something similar has no real chance of coming back at this point which is uh not good

[aclosetfan]

5 for the prompt list! Maybe Brick and Princess are doing villain shenanigans and Boomer is randomly like, “Omg my brother is legally actually capable of getting married! Please don’t split up!” It’s up to you if Brick and Princess actually like each other or if Boomer’s just being sentimental

this ask was a challenge. I don’t think I’ve ever written these three together without one of the girls before. Literally, just three people who’d stare at each other until someone breathed too loudly, and they’d all start yelling. so i added butch

This isn't romantic. Sorry, anon. To me, Princess is gay forever and always no exceptions lololol but this story aint about her. Boomer’s a show stealer. It just is what it is.

Prompt  5: this marriage was supposed to be a scam but, but listen,

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“Princess!” Brick yelled from the other room, evidently at the end of his rope, “Get it through your thick fucking skull! You broke up with her! She isn’t coming back!”

“I’m not paying you to hear your opinions! I’m paying you to break! Them! Up!” Princess screeched back.

“They’re getting married in a month! Nothing you’ve done has worked! Throw in the towel!”

“Do I have to remind you? You’re under contract, and—and don’t walk away from me!” Princess stomped after Brick, “We have work to do! There’s no way in hell I’ll allow this wedding to happen!”

“No!” Brick bellowed, “I’m done! I quit! This relationship is over!”

A door somewhere in the depths of Princess’s Mega-McMansion slammed shut, echoing down the large, empty marbled halls. Princess and Brick’s argument was now muted, moving deeper into the labyrinth Princess called home. Boomer’s head shot up from the massage table at the sound of the door slamming shut. Their argument planted a seed of panic in his gut, and he scrambled to get off the table. He kicked the masseuse away and ripped the layers of fine linens and silks he had draped over himself earlier that morning. However, as tangled up as he was in the imprisoning grandeur, he fell to the floor in one massive heap.

“Butch,” He hissed at his brother across the room, “Butch, did you hear that?”

“Hard to miss.” Butch sniffed, eyes glued to his phone. He sat in an obnoxiously big recliner, which, at this point, was practically molded to his body.

Boomer scoffed, waving off the masseuse’s attempt to help him up, “Stop acting so casual! This is bad!”

“Uh-huh.” Butch flatly agreed.  

Boomer freed himself from the expensive fabrics and jumped up, fixing the Gucci sunglasses that sat askew on his head. He shuffled over to Butch, careful not to let his freshly pedicured toes touch the ground.

“This can’t be happening!” He whined, pulling his mulberry silk robe tight around him as if he had pearls that he could be clutching.

“Welp,” Butch popped the ‘p,’ placing his ratty ass sneakers onto the gold-leafed and marbled coffee table Princess had imported from Italy, “it is, so, yep.”

“No,” Boomer shook his head, disturbing his beautifully deep-conditioned golden curls, “No, no, I’ve grown accustomed to a certain standard of living. I can’t be poor again. I can’t drink tap water. My palette is far too delicate for harsh minerals. I know that now, an-and I can’t just go back!” He brought a hand to his chest, “Oh god, I think I’m having a panic attack. This can’t be happening! Where’s Jeeves? Or Carmichael? I need a vitamin water, now, or—or—” He threw himself across the fainting couch, ringing his tiny service bell, ”—we have to do something, Butch!”

“I’m not doing anything.”

“Yeah,” Boomer sat up, accepting a vitamin water from Carmichael and a protein-infused snack, “We have to—” he talked through a mouthful, “—do something, you’re right.”

“I did not say that.”

He continued to stuff his face as Carmichael fluffed and placed a luxurious cashmere pillow behind his back and dabbed at the crumbs at the corners of his mouth.

“This is making me stress eat, and Stacy—” Boomer shuddered as he thought about his poor beloved personal trainer “—will not be happy. What are we going to do!”

“Nothing.”

“Couples counseling? Maybe a honeymoon?” He mused, gesturing for Carmicheal to fan him, “Tahiti's wonderful this time of year.”

Butch didn’t respond.

“If they get divorced, what are we going to tell HIM? They’ve already made plans for Christmas—” For a moment, this seemed to be a sweet sentiment, until Boomer tacked on, “—on Princess’s dime! I don’t want to lose a vacation!”

Butch groaned and put his phone down, “Princess and Brick aren’t actually married. You get that, right? This is all just an elaborate plan to make Blossom jealous and stop her from marrying that Robin chick. As much as we’d like it to, this—” Butch gestured around the room, “—wasn’t ever going to last.”

Boomer followed Butch’s hand gestures with a frown. He loved this room with its big bay windows and indoor water features. He had scoped it out for his and Butch’s personal use the moment they had stepped foot in the McMansion. Princess had only requested Brick’s services, but Boomer had shown up anyway and dragged Butch along. It had been maybe the best decision of his life. Even if he was technically freeloading, he now considered this room his home.

“I just don’t think I can say goodbye to all the memories we’ve made here.” He sighed.

Butch’s eyebrows furrowed in disbelief, “We’ve been here, like, two weeks. Frankly, I’m surprised Brick’s made it this long.”

“Long enough to form a bond!” He argued.

“With Princess?”

“No, with all the cool stuff!”

“What are you talking about!” Butch sneered, “We can just steal all this shit. We usually do steal all this shit! And it’s not like Princess would care. Like, seriously, Boomer, I doubt Princess would even notice if Carmichael went missing—” He grimaced, “—uh, no offense, Carmichael.”

“None taken, sir.” Carmichael bowed.

“But I don’t want to steal it,” Boomer fell back onto the fainting couch, a breath away from throwing his own Princess-sized tantrum, “I don’t want to do the work. I don’t wanna! I want it to all be right here at my fingertips forever and always!”

“Yeah, I know, you’re fucking lazy.” Butch sniffed, “I get it.”

“Like, why can’t Brick just do this one thing for us? Why can’t he stay fake married?” Boomer asked, voice thick with tears, “Don’t I deserve nice things? And fancy food? And expensive jewelry?”  

“Well, one day, if you’re lucky, you can be fake married to.”

Boomer sucked in a breath and shot back up, “Oh my god. They’re not actually married.”

“Yeah,” Butch deadpanned, “welcome to the fucking plot.”

“No, Butch, they’re not actually married."

“I just said that.”  

“Do you know what this means?” Boomer asked, diving towards the minibar.

Butch watched him carefully, “uh, they’re not actually married?”

“Exactly!” He cackled, shaking a bottle of Bacardi. “But not for long! Don’t you think it’s about time we threw our happy couple a little wedding shower?”

Butch regarded him and the bottle of booze as he connected the dots, “Wait, dude, are you saying—”

“—that’s exactly what I’m saying.” Boomer’s smile grew into something menacing, and it wasn’t long before Butch’s face mirrored his own.

“Give me twenty minutes,” Butch jumped up, “I’ll go get a minister license online.”

“Perfect! I’ll round up a few witnesses.”

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Extra:

“I can’t believe you’ve done this! I can’t believe you got me drunk and married to Princess, on purpose, for money!” Brick looked up from the toilet bowl he was puking his guts out into, “It’s plain evil!”

“You’re fine!”

“We’re going to get a divorce, you know that, right! The marriage means nothing! Your little scheme was all for nothing! Why can’t you ever think things—”

“—girlie,” Boomer sniffed, interrupting him, “did you sign a prenup?”

Brick froze, thinking it over.

“Exactly.” Boomer smirked, taking a long sip of his boba.

#not so much princess and brick #but definitely has boomer lol #i couldn't think of any scenario where Brick and Princess would willingly get married #prompt ask game! #second time ive done this prompt and they're wildly different

[da-gamingojichan]

Who actually has sex with a prostitute and who “Holden Caulfield”s with them out of like your main bitches

ive never read catcher and the rye and had to like deep analyze this ask with mein friends to understand it but i think i get it now. SO!

italy - he has a divine mission given to him by god to have sex with as many people as humanly possible on this planet before he dies. theres no other possible explanation to why he has such good bed game. anyways hes forsaken this mission because he loves his ugly husband more than god (and now hes hastag LOYAL because germany got him addicted to that true love cocaine)

germany - LITERALLY WOULD NEVER EVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE UNLESS HE IS MARRYING THEM FOR TRUE LOVE. my boy does not do sex without love he learned from prussia that if you have sex before you are married and love someone forever then your eyes will fall out and you will die and go to hell. bro is a giga virgin he aint even had his first kiss on the mouf before italy lawl (to be fair bc italy is also his first and only lover ever)

romano - he actually has tried sex with prostitutes before but see romano is a faggot who refuses to admit hes a faggot. like he only shoots for women but hes gay and it just doesnt work yknow and its not like he has internalized homophobia either its more hes just a fucking idiot. like he genuinely thinks he loves women its just he has a weird relationship with them because he kind of sees women as like the idea of "soft girl nice smells good must be gentlemanly and polite" and he is gentlemanly and polite and sweet to girls but its because theyre sort of alien to him because of this mindset you feel me? he loves women but its because he has an idea of them as if theyre another species in a way and not in that misogyny way its more just... lack of experience and being with girls and only hearing about them. so romano is too stupid to realize that he should be hiring male prostitutes to fuck and ends up getting humiliated by a girl prostitute one time and deciding hes never doing that shit ever again. i think romano is a virgin who has never banged anyone until he dates and fucks prussia because he keeps failing at getting girls n shit and never aims at guys because he hates everyone. but if he could he would bang bitches. virgin not by choice so hes a technical incel! 😄 involuntarily celibate !!!!

prussia - he ABSOLUTELY. believes in sex with love. hands down. see prussia constantly says he wants bitches and shoots for bitches but its because in his heart he knows hes going to fail. like if he ever actually scored a hoe he would get really awkward and be like w-what? and then get scared and run away while insisting hes not running away. he is not meant to ever get bitches and if he did get one hed fumble as fuck immediately. he genuinely believes in having sex with the person you love most in da world and obviously drilled that into germanys head too but he would never yell this shit from the rooftops bc its kinda gay and all. i think he gave his virginity to frederick but thats because i think frederick was prussias first lover ever and a genuine true love of his. i think if he could he wouldve married frederick but i think frederick turned down his proposal because he knew he would die and leave prussia alone and prussia would be too loyal from the bonds of marriage to ever go out and find a new love after he would pass away. but yeah i think prussia only bangs people if theyre his one true love.

- benson regular show doesnt do prostitutes hes too busy risking his life (against his will) for a video game flavored milkshake

#-ask

[koolkat9]

[APH Italy voice] I ordered a pizza with pepperoni and sausage. When it arrived it seemed to have the normal amount of pepperoni and sausage, so I said, "hey where's the extra meat?" Then the driver burst through my door screaming "I got some extra meat for you!" Which obviously startled me.  The driver was a rather attractive girl, so I assumed she was just trying to flirt and didn't do anything about her coming in my house. Then she proceeded to try and put a whole log of pepperoni in my butt. She kept saying "gay marriage is legal now this is allowed" It really hurt my butthole but the pizza was pretty good.

This shouldn't be on my main blog.

New Hetalia copy pasta just dropped I guess since one of my mutuals got it too...

#hetalia #hws #copypasta #shitpost #nsft

[littleturtle95]

This is going to sound very weird, but can you tell me (if you know) anything about Giorgia Meloni? Mainly if she's very influential in Italian politics and whether she's somehow involved with a past fascist party? She recently did a speech in Spain, hosted by our far-right party (who definitely has a relationship with our past quasi-fascist dictator), and ngl I'm kinda afraid of how far her influence could stretch

Giorgia Meloni is a mess.

Her party voted against a law that banned homo(bitransa)phobia and when the law didn’t pass she said it was a real victory because the law would have affected freedom of speech (considering therefore homophobia freedom of speech).

She is against gay marriage (or “unione civile”) and once it was established in Italy she said her party would have done anything to abolish it again.

She has a “no immigrants” policy and is against free boarders.

She always in her social media remembers with affection Giorgio Almirante, a literal fascist that published a book about how racism should be embraced by everyone and about the purity of the white race.

She is against abortion and doesn’t consider it a right, and in the European parliament voted against a resolution that wanted to condemn the recent abortion bans in the US.

She openly said she was against the law that bans torture because she said that banning torture would prevent the police officers to ‘do their jobs’, implying torture is part of their job.

She could also most likely be our future president as in the majority of the polls here she has the highest percentage of approval.

She is a very influential woman in Italy, as she’s the leader of our most popular party at the moment.

I hope this answers your question!

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