#'canonically' speaking

[neverevan]

It ain't no lie, baby, bi bi bi ♫

#kicking my feet giggling and screaming into my pillow as we speak #evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #maddie buckley #josh russo #buddie #911 #911 7x04 #my stuff #my gif #canon bi buck #bi disaster evan buckley #911 abc #911edit #buckedit

[s-aint-elmo]

part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

part 1

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#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #dungeon meshi spoilers #doodles #mine #in my to-do list that second image is described as 'visions of marcille tarted up dark magician style dancing in falin's mind' #making laios call the dungeon lord dress weird in part one is just compliance to canon characterization HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME #i looove fashion and fashion as characterization so my headcanon is that marcille's epilogue style is a direct consequence of that dress #she realized that there was no escaping the resemblance to her mother bc it is now a proven fact that black brings out her cuntiferocity #also falin is wearing a chemise de la reine bc 1) plumage real estate 2) similar to her canon dresses and 3) booba

[chloesimaginationthings]

The secret good ending for FNAF ruin,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #fnaf cassie #mask bot #fnaf #security breach #fnaf ruin #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #guys I promise this is a canon ending #yall just missed it 🩵 #Vanny adopting all them kids she’s all their big sister now #Also for the 5 fans of mask bot THIS IS FOR YOU 🩵🩵 #mask bot mentioned 🔥 #I want to do mor game centred comics #tbh I’ll give anything for Cassie and Vanny to talk #they’d have sm to speak about from the mask to Gregory to even Cassie’s dad/Vanny’s co worker #maybe in a future game we’ll get something #for now I’ll draw about it myself 😤

[allthegothihopgirls]

everyone talks about how bruce talks about his 'babies' as if they're just sweet little kids, when they are OBVIOUSLY not (shocking everyone who meets them). but i think dick would do the Exact Same Thing:

dick: "and you're gonna LOVE my baby brother jason, he's so smart, and has such a sense of empathy. but god does he just get bigger every day, they grow up so fast"

enter 6'5 literal mountain jason todd, who looks like he's going to snap someone's neck if they so much as look at him the wrong way.

dick: "sometimes i'm just blown away by tim's genius. i'm always so proud of him when he accomplishes new things, but every time it just reminds me how independent he's getting. he's so full of life too, it's hard to keep up with him."

enter tim, who looks like he's met death and bears all of the world's secrets. although perpetually battered and worn down, he is also, not a baby.

dick: "oh and damian... he's the littlest one, and he's just the cutest, always learning and wanting to be just like his big brothers. he's so sweet too, not a mean bone in his body"

enter damian.. this one fits the size description at least.

#i KNOWWWW canonically jasons like 6'0 but idccccc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #damian al ghul #robin #the robins #minus steph #red robin #red hood #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #batboys #dc comics #dcu #dc #gothihop speaks

[apollos-boyfriend]

people who refer to their favorite characters with pronouns that deviate from what said character uses in canon are stronger than any us marine

#icarus speaks #CIS CHARACTERS!!! i don’t mean misgendering canonically trans characters #i mean me using 300 different pronouns for cpurp #and the dozens of ppl who use he/him for mafuyu or she/her for tsukasa without missing a beat #i fucking love that shit. keep at it everypony #containment breach

[axolotluv]

I have not consumed like ANY canon Mario content so sorry if someone is grossly out of character- BUT BOWUIGI HAS ITS HOOKS IN ME

I HAVE NEVER BEEN PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN SUPER MARIO UNTIL NOW-

Bonus!

They had a good time :D

#ax speaks #art #bowuigi #mario #luigi #bowser #princess peach #super mario bros #everything about them is headcanons for me because i don't know any canon material- #BUT I LOVE THEM??

[quail-in-red]

I always thought it was pretty neat that Harry could talk to snakes tbh. Love when it shows up in fanfic!

#hp fanart #harry potter #him not being able to speak it anymore is a bummer but like fuck canon lol #snakes are pretty cute but also I know if I ever saw one irl I’d scream

[they-bite]

being in the saw fandom is so funny. non-horror fans think you’re sick in the head, sensible horror fans don’t like them/don’t wanna subject themselves to all that, extreme horror fans think you’re a phillistine. most of the fandom is dickriding either Brunette Guy or Brunette Girl. there’s 10.7 of these movies and 5 to 9 of them suck depending on who you ask. they’re all straddling the lines between horror, crime drama and soap opera. every single ship is utterly unmarketable. everyone has 2 saw jokes and they’re both bad. there seems to be a prevailing assumption that the puppet is the bad guy. the actual bad guy was confirmed bisexual on tiktok

#saw #saw series #they speak #for legal reasons this is in good fun/hyperbole for its own sake #also for legal reasons i do not actually give a fuck what extreme horror fans think #also YES im bringing up the jigsaw canon bisexual thing again i cannot be alone in this knowledge. do you understand what this means to me

[hitwiththetmnt]

12 Donnie has some words for MM Leo if he’s gonna survive the writing room

#after thought to an after thought that I had to draw #the prophet-he speaks and you are not gonna like what he has to say #ah yes: the dangers of relationships in the tmnt shows #well if you could even consider the majority of ‘relationships’ real #there’s goods ones (canon and non-canon) don’t get me wrong #Donnie just needs to protect his lil bro from falling to the same wounds of the writers room #mm leo #12 donnie #tmnt 2012 donnie #tmnt donnie #tmnt leo #tmnt leonardo #tmnt donnatello #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt mm #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt #tmnt fanart #my art #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt doodles

[smokestarrules]

AUGH

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#ough her earrings in the second one her hair in the third what if I die #THE BOOTS #all of these are canon btw. to me #HNG. JUST NOTICED HER NECKLACE IN LUZ'S BELT #toh #toh spoilers #luz noceda #amity blight #lumity #smokey speaks #500 #1k

[sepiamestus]

Most important thing to remember when characterizing Atsushi is that he is, at his core, a kind person. The second is that he is a little bitch

#Im sooo tired of precious cinnamon roll atsushi. Hes canonically kind of an asshole #ruby speaks #Bsd

[segernatural]

sure it was a perfect storm of a pressure cooker but i promise destiel was about destiel

#like 2020 was all building towards something. the isolation the pandemic the general uncertainty of day to day life #toss in the heated election and counting process. sure it *couldve* been anything else. but it *wasnt*. #it was destiel. that night there were even other rumours circulating about other shows. another show even had a huge reveal! #but the most widespread and known was destiel because of course it was! because thats what everyone was losing their mind over! #look at the statistics chart of a history of destiel interest over time! i promise the destiel interest is about destiel! #were people all equally invested? no! were some people memeing? yes! but by and large nov 5th became a juggernaut bc of destiel #as someone who literally was refreshing for election news and developed mania from seeing destiel go canon. it was about destiel #sure the intersection of destiel and election results was fun. but i posted way more destiel than election stuff. cause it was about destie #anyway. idk why im on a soapbox #char speaks #destielputinelection #destiel

[ruporas]

drank too much

[ID: Digital Art of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. Vash’s body is turned slightly away from the viewer as he holds a staggering Wolfwood by his shoulder. He has one foot ahead of the other, the foot in the back used to stabilize himself from tipping over. Wolfwood is tethering into Vash, his weight pressed into him with his arms wrapped around Vash’s waist and his face is hidden away as he leans against Vash’s shoulder. Vash’s expression can be seen, his eyes wide and mouth tight-lipped, and his face is flushed red. A speech bubble comes out from Wolfwood, saying a drawled “Spikeyyy...”. The background are desaturated pastels of blue and green, showing night time, as they stand in the middle of an empty street that is also lit by the moon not depicted. Yellow light is seen coming from the inside of a saloon. End ID]

#vashwood #Vash the Stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #when i think of who handles their alcohol best -- it's going to be vash naturally. considering his age but also his plant biology? #idk how his plant biology comes into things but it feels like it makes sense... and helps build his tolerance... also he's canonically #a bit of an alcoholic i think... one of his vices. and im sure ww drinks but his go-to comfort is through smoking not drinking #slight detour but the barkeeper was also like i'm the angel that provides drinks for these troubled souls. all i could think of is #a parallel from ww to vash... vash going thru this hell on his own during that point in the chapter and ww is the angel who will give him #his space and then also save him later. But anyway. that's a completely different topic. as a result of ww Not being much of a drinker #i feel like he'd be clingy... a LOT less verbal but more physically affectionate #i feel like he'd be able to speak as he normally does but when he wants to ask for something he'd just reduce it down to names #spikey needle noggin while tugging on vash's arm. vash explodes immediately #this is also very self indulgent if u cant tell. #i was just thinking that ww while sober is a hard cage to crack through no matter how close vw gets to one another. #while ww can end up being emotionally vulnerable -- has to at some point within their relationship -- he still just has tons of trouble #navigating his own personal wants. #ruporas art

[allthegothihopgirls]

you'd think dick would be the renowned 'biter' of the batfam from his early days as robin, frequently biting attackers when not really necessary. then jason comes along and is 10x worse, doing it purely for his own amusement.

you think, surely the next one won't want to bite people for fun, and you're right, tim bites people as a defence mechanism instead.

by the time the 4th one comes around, it's statistically impossible for him to be a biter, but low and behold, damian's worse than all three of the previous boys combined. the cherry on top is that unlike the others who only bit for fun, as an attack, or as self-defence, never multiple, this one's standard reaction to anything is to bite it.

#idk if any of them apart from damian actually bite people #so don't be the canon police i beg #it's all inside my head #batfam #batboys #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #robin #the robins #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc batman #dcu #dc comics #dc #batman #gothihop speaks

[frogchiro]

replaying the og mw2 campaign and i cant stop thinking about captain mactavish :(( i love him sm, could we get some of ur thoughts about him? <3

Captain Mactavish who is a nasty nasty man and has the biggest hots for Laswell's new and promising hacker, you. The cute soft thing dressed in soft pastel blouses and dresses has no place on a military base with dirty, rugged and rough military men who are twice her size, or at least that's what John thinks.

When he looks at you he can't help but fantasize of taking you away from here and back to Scotland. Stuff you away into a quiant little cottage where you'd become his cute little wife, greeting him with a smile and a hot, nutricious homecooked meal, then help him relax by giving him a blowjob. Yeah, Soap would treat you like a queen, his missus and mama of his kids :(

The thing is that there is a major pain in his ass, a thorn in his side you'd say and that thorn so happens to be blonde, obnoxious and american; Philip fucking Graves. Another tech-genius and the commander of Shadow Company, a PMC group that's supposed to aid them but the only thing their esteemed commander seems to be doing is showing off and trying to get in your pants >:( No! And the worst part? You seem to be actually impressed, smiling brightly up at Graves, laughing quietly at his obnoxious jokes and 'southern charm'. He's always praising you for a good job, which, admittedly, you're doing incredibly well.

Johnny knows that he needs to make his move quick but isn't all too worried; he's a captain, he's older, more experienced and incredibly well known in the military. He's big and strong and very virile so it should be basically instinct for you to choose him as the strongest male around >:(

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #hackergirl!reader #cpt mactavish having beef with anything that has a dick bc he's jealous is canon btw #especially graves #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #captain mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish #captain soap mactavish

[stardust-annihilation]

jaster mereel, with his concord dawn dialect of mando'a: y'all'd've

other mandalorians, in tears: please i dont know what you're saying

#just found out about concord dawn canonically having its own distinct dialect of mando'a #anyways jaster Can speak standard mando'a he just chooses not to sometimes in order to cause problems on purpose for people he dislikes #star wars #jaster mereel