#'ah bah' is gonna haunt me

[pilferingapples]

Song of the Young France

friends ,Shoelace Fandom, I am in raptures;  stay with me through this long intro because I am here to share some Hot Takes on The Youths of 184-- :

My usual researchy wanderings have led me to Tait's Edinburgh Magazine, 1843 edition.   I know nothing about the magazine in general,except that it seems to be a collection of essays, poetry and fiction, and a lot of it at once. It's not important.   What IS important is that this edition has a short story titled " Young Scotland, Or, An Evening At Treport"  claiming to be written by a " Bon Gaultier" --probably a spoof of the " Bon Theo"  title that Gautier had already been given by his own contemporaries (btw this is absolutely not by him, it's in English and also he would never, ever, even in English, have rhymed " La Marseillaise"  with " gaze"  and " raise", actually I think you could probably have murdered him by pronouncing it that way in his presence , BUT ANYWAY:  

This truly fantastic story is just a reactionary snuffing and snorting at various countries'  Youth Movements, both artistic and political. It mocks " Young England" , "Young Ireland" , " Young Germany"  and, of course, " Young France" , via the main character, a conservative Scottish author who poses as a representative of " Young Scotland" .  the Young France crowd is particularly distinguished by being given names of actual French writers-- Soulie and Paul de Kock-- while the rest are just assigned descriptions.  It's all entertainingly overwrought, in the way that MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE INDUSTRY articles often are. 

But the True Glory comes when the various Young Nation groups start singing the Song of Their People.  Friends , I give you...The Chanson of the Jeunes France , As Apparently Invented By An English Speaker Who Maybe Met a French Person Once :

The kings and queens are met-- ah, bah! The kings and queens-- ah, ca ira! They do not shrink--they cannot hear 

The voice that whispers in their ear The knell of doom, the words of fear,  Which makes the hearts of prince and peer Most commonly feel rather queer--  Young France is near! Young France is near! Chorus:  Fraternité! Egalité! Indivisibilité! 

The kings and queens are met-- ah, bah! The kings and queens-- ah, ca ira!

What though the brave Fieschi's cold And Girardin beneath the mould  And young Napoleon bought and sold,  Our knives are sharp, our hearts are bold, And still we'll thunder, as of old,  Despite their foreign arms and gold, Fraternité! Egalité!Indivisibilité!

The kings and queens are met-- ah, bah! The kings and queens-- ah, ca ira! Let tyrants toil and plot in vain,  They shall not forge for us again  The fetters and the clanking chain  While France hath sons to raise the strain  With accents hoarse and loud refrain A bas Philippe! a bas la Reine! 

(chorus)   The kings and queens are met-- ah, bah! The kings and queens-- ah, ca ira!

They walk through Treport undismayed And yet, ere now, in Freedom's aid,  Machines infernal have been made! The powder's dry-- the train is laid--  And up they go, midst fire and shade Like corks from bottled lemonade! (Chorus)  The kings and queens are met-- ah, bah! The kings and queens-- ah, ca ira! Poor idle despots, go your ways!  Ye cannot meet Young France's gaze;  Yet shall you hear with sore amaze,  The war-chant of the Marseillaise,  On one of these delicious days  And thousand throats the cry shall raise ,  Fraternité! Egalité! Indivisibilité!

The kings and queens are met-- ah, bah! The kings and queens-- ah, ca ira! Soon on the streets the bold Poissarde Shall o'er them mount resistless guard  The voice of Soulie, (peerless bard!) In tuneful accents shall be heard Proclaiming their deserved reward (chorus) The kings and queens are met-- ah, bah! The kings and queens-- ah, ca ira! Still o'er our heads the lantern swings,  The guillotine still gaily rings,  With several other playful things  Somewhat disliked by queens and kings! The Gallic cock still flaps his wings;  And still the bird of Freedom sings  Fraternité! Egalité! Indivisibilité!

The kings and queens are met-- ah, bah! The kings and queens-- ah, ca ira! A bas Philippe! A bas Guizot! A bas with Angleterre also, And every other foreign foe;  And every man and King we know ,  That would resist their overthrow! The throne, the altar, down must go  To the infernal shades below  Then let Young France her trumpet blow!  Avances, Messieurs, chantes haut!

Fraternité! Egalité! Indivisibilité! 

(it is noted in the story that this song terrifies the Young England guys and all the respectable patrons , and also that the Young France guys are  BEARDED. The horror  )

Anyway, the point of this story is pretty much just to mock the silly youthful idealism of wanting artistic freedom and a representative government; it’s full of what a monarchist of the day apparently thought constituted some Sick Burns on “reformers” and worth checking out if you’re into this sort of thing! 

#Context it's the secret #four people and a shoelace #Song of the Young France #'ah bah' is gonna haunt me #Mare See Bow Coo #long post

[asknarashikari]

minific idea: Yoshiharu, Takaharu's son, meets his great grandfather, Yoshitaka.

Lol the hilarity of me realizing that Souji from Kyouryuger has Yoshitaka beat because he still hadn't kicked the bucket when his great-grandkid was already a teenager whereas Yoshitaka has to resort to shenanigans

"...Great-grandfather, what are you doing hiding in my socks?"

"Ah, so you did sense me!" Yoshitaka said approvingly. "Well done, grasshopper!" He looked around the piles of cloth around him. "Just white socks? Don't you have anything a little more exciting?"

Yoshiharu gave the old man an unimpressed stare. "They're for school," he deadpanned. "We're not allowed to wear colored socks."

Yoshitake scoffed. "Not allowed! You're a ninja, even if you are not allowed, you can find a way to wear any color socks you want!"

"I like white socks," Yoshiharu said, huffing as he got a pair out and closing the sock drawer.

"Bah, how boring," Yoshitaka tutted, somehow appearing on the nightstand next to his bed as he sat to put his socks on. "How are you that hothead's son, anyway?"

"I have two parents, like everyone else," he said blandly. "My boringness comes from my mother." He put his socks on and stood up. "Are you just gonna follow me around all day like some sort of ancestral stalker or something?" he asked. "Because I'm going to school now."

"No respect! What are with the youth these days!" Yoshitaka groused. "But fine. Expect me soon, great-grandson. We have much more to discuss." And then the mini ninja disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Yoshiharu rolled his eyes. Maybe he should tell his parents his great-grandfather was haunting their house so they could have a monk exorcise it...

#shuriken sentai ninninger #igasaki yoshitaka #igasaki yoshiharu #minific #hxmxbros

[redcreekstudios]

Red creek (Chapter 2) Blood moon. by Its0ctober

Warning: this story contains, violence, weapons, death, suicide, gore, horror aspects, and other forms of death and horror, talk of spirits religion and the underworld and things manifested in between. if not prepared do not read i wouldn't want anyone to get triggered Clark had waited on the hood of the police car next to the red truck as he saw the sheriff's truck pull up to him "Clark...for the love of god tell me it isn't some insane story about some random beast" he said as the wind blowed and clark took his glasses off "ok well whatever it was it passed the trapper line" Clark said as he looked back into the woods and to hanks truck "and whatever it is...well your going to have to see for yourself" Owen wasn't in the mood to be tricked their back and forth deputy sheriff relationship was a bit meh as Clark belived in true upholding of law and detective work Owen saw being a sheriff as a title and a name that is respected but still Clark worked harder then Owen so he didnt care much "just up the hill come on" Owen nodded as he walked with Clark up the hill to the bag with the flesh Owen cringed at the sight "jesus...what in the blazing hell" he touched the bag with his boot "and this isnt a joke?" Owen said looking to Clark in a bit of weirded nature "im sure of it i dont have a reason to..." while clark was talking owen was looking around "no one in town needs to know lets call it...suicide for now" clark looked at Owen with distraught as he gripped his fist "suicide!? listen Owen as your deputy and friend i tolerate most of your shit but this...this isnt gonna stand we need to inform the mayor" he said looking at the body bag "load it in the truck owen...ill meet you there ill call randy and hell pick up the truck" Clark said leaving owen to deal with the body and he drove back into town "red creek...home sweet home" he whispered to himself as he stared down the long road driving along, he felt like he was being watched and his engine turned off and he pulled off to the side of the road "what in the...piece of shit..." Clark got out of the vehicle and sighed, he got the feeling that he was being watched and he put his attention twords the treeline holding his hands on his hips and pinched felt the cold wind brace his face "jesus its cold" he said leaning on the car as he heard rustling in the bush and saw a person with a hood on their face blackened by the shadow and Clark was frightened a bit and pulled his gun, with heavy breathing Clark calmed down a bit "jeez fella you gave me a spook there...hey your a long ways from town need a lift?" the being tilted their head and just ran off "HEY!...WAIT!" Clark chased the being running through the woods and jumped over a fallen tree log and crawled under a redwood tree log "HEY...where-...where did you go" he said holstering his gun as he stared up and was covered in the shade of the trees and he felt like he was being watched again as a crow landed on a branch and cawed down twords Clark and he looked around more "shit lost huh?" he said putting his hand on his radio "hey Owen its Clark my car died and there is a-" his radio went static and he tapped it "damn it must've hit it or something" more crows would caw down to the Clark as he looked up in a bit of fear and it went silent as the birds watched him as a man in what looked like a old tarnished clothing and a pair of boots walked out from a tree "hey son ya lost?" the man said laughing a bit Clark jumped a bit at the sound of the man breaking the silence "hey there woah now no need to be spooked deputy" Clark let out a sigh and looked twords the man and calmed down "sorry you just gave me a scare that's all" the man nodded "well you look lost need some directions?" Clark nodded in agreement as he stood up straight "that would be great...say whats your name? and have you seen anyone with a black hood and well...yeah" the man put his finger to his chin and thought for a moment "no sir i haven't sorry but my name isn't much to worry about just take the river home...red creek right?" Clark slowly nodded "y-yeah

how'd you know?" the man smirked and put his hands on his hips "well it says it

on the badge you got there!" he said laughing "just down that way is the river...oh one more thing, things get scary after dark so make it quick" the man said before slowly walking away. Clark

had looked back to thank him but he was gone already as fast as he appeared and then the crows would dissipate flying away. Clark slowly wandered down the way he was told to then he finally made it to the river and found his way back into town but the whole way through the feeling of being watched haunted him as he walked into the bar, the sun would have been in the center of the sky by now signaling the afternoon but instead he knew it meant one thing, he was off duty for a while. Clark walked into the bar and had a seat "Heyyyy deputy how is it, what can i get ya boss?" victor gave Clark a warm welcome as Clark took his hat off running a hand through his hair "a shot glass and the bottle please" Clark said sounding tired, the sound of people laughing talking and singing along to whatever was on the jukebox was really getting to him as a lone man walked into the bar and found his way sitting only one seat away from Clark "jeez Clark you look like shit what happened ya trip and fall?" victor laughed a bit and Clark looked at him narrowing his eyes "oh well uh sorry here's your drink "the old man would look at Clark and his drink "last time i saw someone drink like you they were spooked by something" the old man said with a deep voice "and spooked by somethin they couldn't explain" he said as he looked forward, Clark scoffed a bit "mhm sure just a little chase in the woods outside town that's all" the old man put his hands on the bar "and let me guess you got lost?" Clark downed another drink and looked at the old man "yeah...no trails out there couldn't find my way back" he said sounding concerned "and did a man come out from no where and lead you home?" the old man spoke once more sort of scaring Clark "y-yes..." Clark replied timidly he was feeling a slight bit of uneasiness in his stomach "then you saw mountain man" the old man said as victor looked over "the wives tale? bah no way your full of shit" said victor as Clark looked at victor "let him speak" he said as he looked to the man "wives tale? mountain man?" asked Clark in urgency as the old man smiled "i remember the first time i heard of mountain man was when i moved into town say uh 59 or was it ah yeah 61 61 haha i was a little school boy when my uncle told me scared the daylights outta me" Clark was confused "listen just tell me about mountain man" the old man nodded as he looked to the wall of liquor and took a deep breath

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[badlydrawnstuff]

Fate goes (camping again, i guess)

LLLLLL

Arsé-kun: Hyde: -N' that's why I think we should give kiddos some knives with their sweets! Sheepy: Satoru: Wow. So you’re going to create a knife fight over candy. Sheepy: Satoru: ...Therefore lowering the sales of candy, which improves dental care and reduces the need for dentists. Arsé-kun: Hyde: Fuck dentists, man. Sheepy: Satoru: ...Which puts many dentists out of work, causing a crisis of unemployment. Arsé-kun: Hyde: They can get other jobs! Sheepy: Satoru: Therefore causing issues with the economy since there are already not enough jobs for too many people... Arsé-kun: Mori: Causing some minor economic collapse. Sheepy: Satoru: Yes. Sheepy: Satoru: All to see children get into knife fights Arsé-kun: Hyde: Why should I care what happens later? I just wanna see a kiddie knife fight. Sheepy: Satoru: Because the consequences of your actions will hunt you down. Arsé-kun: Hyde: Nah, those're Jekyll's problems! Sheepy: Satoru: I think it’s supposed to be haunt but Rider says hunt. Arsé-kun: Mori: Hunt can be correct in some contexts. Sheepy: Satoru: Rider is good at hunting. Sheepy: Satoru: Rider can find you no matter how well you hide. Arsé-kun: Hyde: Only Jek can hide but only Hyde can Hyde! Sheepy: Satoru: Huh? Sheepy: Satoru: I guess you Hyde very well then. Arsé-kun: Hyde: I sure do! Sheepy: Satoru: Lobo is good at sniffing people out, too. Sheepy: Lobo: *His tail has begun wagging. He doesn’t seem to think anyone has noticed. He’s a good!* Arsé-kun: Mori: What's this? *he puts his hands on Lobo's big paw, which is on his lap* What's this for? Sheepy: Satoru: Can you hide your smell? Sheepy: Lobo: *boof* Arsé-kun: Hyde: Hell, probably! Arsé-kun: Mori: Can I have this? Sheepy: Lobo: ...? *He seems to be getting into the conversation, based on his tail wagging! He responds with another boof.* Arsé-kun: Hyde: Oh, oh, ehehehe! If you have that, I see what I want! Sheepy: Satoru: Huh? Arsé-kun: *Hyde beelines for the bear trap on Lobo's leg. Look, free tetanus!* Sheepy: Lobo: *He looks over from nuzzling Mori, his fur bristling and his friendly expression turning to one of pure hatred upon noticing Hyde. He lets out a warning snarl, baring his teeth.* Arsé-kun: Hyde: What, you WANT this thing?? Arsé-kun: Hyde: This a piercing for dogs?? Sheepy: *Lobo lets out another even angrier warning snarl.* Arsé-kun: Hyde: I don't speak German! Sheepy: Lobo: *Groowwwwwllll* Arsé-kun: Hyde: You wanna keep this thing? Sheepy: *Lobo is watching Hyde closely...* Arsé-kun: *Hyde has placed a single finger on the bear trap* Sheepy: *Lobo bites Hyde's hand!* Arsé-kun: Hyde: *he looks delighted* You can have it if I can take that! Sheepy: Lobo: *He didn't expect that reponse. Why does Hyde seem so happy?* Arsé-kun: Mori: The both of you, do stop before you summon them from the depths below. Sheepy: *Lobo doesn't care about that. Lobo is defensive.* Arsé-kun: *and Hyde goes to push the bear trap open one-handed. Progress is not made at all.* Sheepy: *Lobo bites Hyde, lifting him up into the air and shaking him around.* Arsé-kun: Hyde: *WHEEE!* Sheepy: Satoru: ...Ummm. Arsé-kun: Mori: ... Lets ignore that. What is it, Satoru? Sheepy: Satoru: Nothing, if we're ignoring that. Arsé-kun: Mori: Oh. What was your concern, then? Sheepy: Satoru: Won't that bother Dad? Arsé-kun: Mori: Oh, most likely. Sheepy: Satoru: Isn't that a problem? Arsé-kun: Mori: Well, yes. That is why I pointed it out initially. Sheepy: Satoru: Oh well. Arsé-kun: Mori: It is their problem now. Arsé-kun: Vlad: WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING UP THERE, KNOCK IT OFF! Sheepy: *Lobo stops briefly before continuing.* Arsé-kun: *Hyde's already got whiplash and doesn't care. This is fun!* Arsé-kun: Mori: ... That's enough, Lobo. Sheepy: *Lobo huffs and drops Hyde before returning to his original position.* Arsé-kun: Hyde: Haaa.. Haaa.. Lets do that again sometime! *He had his fun. At least three bones are broken. He doesn't care* Arsé-kun: Hyde: ... 's it normal to not be able to feel your arms? Askin' for Jekyll. *...nooo, you're not. he's not even subtle.* Sheepy: Lobo:....*Huff* Sheepy: Satoru: No. Arsé-kun: Hyde: That's a shame! He gets to deal with it! Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: Mori: .... And Rider, I don't recommend you go down there. Recall the last time you tried? Sheepy: Rider:...... Sheepy: Rider:.................*He gives Mori a thumbs up...before going down.* Arsé-kun: Mori: ... I won't go to your next funeral. Sheepy: Satoru: Oh, he's dead. Arsé-kun: Hyde: dibs on his shit Sheepy: Satoru: You'll be dead soon too. Arsé-kun: Hyde: Not again. Sheepy: Satoru: Everyone dies. Arsé-kun: Mori: That's enough of this conversation. Sheepy: Satoru: Except Grandpa. Grandpa is invincible because old people trade their flexibility for immortality. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: *airhorn, followed by screaming. Mozart also screams. He is not downstairs* Sheepy: Satoru: Oh, there he goes. Sheepy: Lobo: *He whines* Arsé-kun: Mori: Last I checked, Rider does not scream. *he pats Lobo* Sheepy: Cu, from another room: SHUT UP! Arsé-kun: Acu, from yet another room: YOU SHUT UP! Sheepy: Lobo: *boof* Arsé-kun: *Herc yells from somewhere* Sheepy: CasCu, from the same room as Acu: EVERYONE SHUT UP! I'M WATCHING A DOGUMENTARY! Arsé-kun: Proto: DOG? Sheepy: Cascu: DOG! Arsé-kun: *and Proto bashes into the aforementioned room. Dog? Dogs??* Sheepy: *There's dogs on tv and dogs watching tv. Three white dogs and at least one cu.* Arsé-kun: *three Cu. Four if Mini Cu counts.* Sheepy: *He absolutely counts.* Sheepy: *That makes seven whole dogs!* Arsé-kun: *and they're all watching this nice dogumentary about puppies. depression cured.* Arsé-kun: Proto: ... .... *he registers the white dogs. processing...* !! !!! Look at all these fantastic boofers! Sheepy: Cascu: They're my dogs! Arsé-kun: Proto: I love them! *he melts into the nearest fluffy pup* Sheepy: *The puppy licks Proto!* Arsé-kun: *Full hp recovery, full np bars, all debuffs removed, melted status extended* Arsé-kun: *this room has a strict no depression policy. It cannot exist in dog heaven. Even Acu looks content* Arsé-kun: *there is nothing to do here. Lets check on Rider.* Sheepy: *Rider seems pretty proud of himself.* Arsé-kun: *Rider is not dead. Except, he is, because he is a ghost. He is not re-dead. Undead? Alive??* Sheepy: Rider: "Of course!" Sheepy: Rider: "Seeing a shocked expression on your face is worth it." Sheepy: Carmilla: You're lucky I don't bleed you dry! Sheepy: Rider: "Oh, did you know?" Sheepy: Rider: "It's going to be Halloween soon." Sheepy: Carmilla: And? Sheepy: Rider: "Heads will roll." Sheepy: Rider: "For Halloween, I will be the Headless Horseman of the Sleepy Hollows. Arsé-kun: Vlad: At least do something different. I've already made you something. Arsé-kun: Vlad: You're not getting any choice this year, not after that stunt. Sheepy: Rider:....? Sheepy: Rider: "What?" Sheepy: Rider: "What are you going to force me to wear?!" Arsé-kun: Vlad: I hope you like pumpkins. Sheepy: Rider:...... Sheepy: Rider: "I'm going to be a laughing stock." Arsé-kun: Vlad: Will you? We'll have to see. Sheepy: Rider: "You're cruel!" Arsé-kun: Vlad: Thank you. For this Halloween I am being what I am perceived to be. Sheepy: Rider: "That isn't just a perception!" Arsé-kun: Vlad: Moreso than that. Sheepy: Carmilla: If I perceive you giving me money, will you give me cash? Arsé-kun: Vlad: I don't know, would Dracula do that? Sheepy: Carmilla: No clue. Sheepy: Rider: "Are you going to kidnap Mina too?" Sheepy: Rider: "And find yourself a Renfield?" Arsé-kun: Vlad: Bah. At least a quarter of the household would be a Renfield. Arsé-kun: Vlad: And.... One Mina, who I have no interest in. Sheepy: Rider: "Can I decapitate her?" Sheepy: Carmilla: Oooohhhh, Vlad has a giiirlfriiiieeeend. Arsé-kun: Vlad: Can you decapitate Guinevere? Arsé-kun: Vlad: That is not what I said, you cat! Sheepy: Carmilla: Vlad and Mina sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Arsé-kun: Vlad: Disgusting. At least your book was accurate. Sheepy: Carmilla: Eheheh. Arsé-kun: Vlad: And don't make me actually read mine to prove you wrong. Sheepy: *The vampire-esque music briefly stops before continuing.* Arsé-kun: Vlad: *he just glances over.* Sheepy: *....Tristan, how are you producing those noises with a harp??* Arsé-kun: *carefully* Arsé-kun: Vlad: .... And you don't need to be doing any of.. Whatever you are doing. Sheepy: Tristan: How sad, how sad! Sheepy: Tristan: Ahhhh, if only you were our boss and not that cruel, beautiful woman! How wretched she was! Sheepy: Tristan: Oh, all the time Sir Lancelot and I wasted running her silly errands, preventing Halloween... Oh, it could've been spent gossiping about attractive (married) women...! Socializing with beautiful (married) women in bars! Looking at gorgeous (married) women! Having a fling with lovely (married) women! Sheepy: Rider: "I feel like there's a hidden meaning behind those words..." Arsé-kun: Vlad: Found the Renfield. Sheepy: Tristan: What is Renfield? Arsé-kun: Vlad: A chatterbox. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah. Arsé-kun: Vlad: ... And as far as I am concerned, even you function better than a Renfield. Sheepy: Tritsan: What? Sheepy: Tristan: Thank you. Arsé-kun: *As Vlad turns back to resume threatening Rider with bad costumes, Tristan's phone beeps. Because it's not dead for once? Who charged it on him? How dare-* Sheepy: Tristan: *He looks* Arsé-kun: *Kay's messaging the group chat* Arsé-kun: Kay:// Boys, guess who's got some premium shit talk? Sheepy: Arthur:// how many guesses do we get lI'm gonna have to think this one through a bit Sheepy: Bedi: // You? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Guts, give him his phone back unless yours was hit by a truck. Sheepy: Arthur:// he's got mine because he's changing some settings on it to prevent me from airdropping him this one cat picture over and over again Sheepy: Arthur:// he doesn't know I have it and I don't think that setting exists Arsé-kun: Kay:// Send me it later. Anyway, Kiddo's pop gains some weight and hoo boy does he look like shit! This mans makin' Gawain's fattest potato harvest look small! Arsé-kun: Kay:// But I bet all you guys want is deets and not sick burns, right? Of what this fuckers up to? Sheepy: Gawain:// You gained weight? It's the alcohol I tell uou. Sheepy: Bedi:// 🙂 Arsé-kun: Kay:// No! Not me! Sheepy: Gawain: // Whom? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Gawain you don't know jack shit so stfu, all you know is how big the sun is compared to your dick. Arsé-kun: Kay:// My summoner's """dad""". Not even his real one. Dickass fuckin greedy bastard. Sheepy: Gawain: // I mean...that's not a good comparison, comparing things of similar size. Sheepy: Bedi: // Ah, what is he up to? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Who said dick Sheepy: Bedi: // Not number wise, but plots. Sheepy: Bedi: // Merlin!! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// H hewwo? Sheepy: Bedi: // 💗 Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Hewwo! Sheepy: Arthur:// ew it's you Arsé-kun: Kay:// Oh, he's trying to rerun for mayor again. Same old. Merlin i s2g I'll punt you back into space Sheepy: Gawain: // He was mayor? Sheepy: Gawain: // Are mayors higher than kings? Sheepy: Arthur:// depends Arsé-kun: Kay:// Hm.. Yeah, depends on where. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Generally no? But it can lead to who knows what. Sheepy: Arthur:// not what I meant lol Arsé-kun: Kay:// It's like electing Aggy-kun to rule over a town. Sheepy: Gawain: // Oh, I see. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Except maybe worse off in this case. Sheepy: Bedi: // But is he getting any traction? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Say what u want about Aggy, but at least he had restraints. Minimum. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Well, the big shadow thing got bigger! So I'm gonna say yes? Arsé-kun: Kay:// I'm gonna throw Elyan at it and see what happens Sheepy: Bedi: // Those are related? Sheepy: Arthur:// he'll turn into fried chicken Arsé-kun: Kay:// They're not? I mean, it showed up a bit after he was elected the first time. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Also nice. Sheepy: Bedi: // That's concerning. Real concerning. Sheepy: Arthur:// if he's gutsy just make him not lololol Arsé-kun: Kay:// The good news is I don't think it's been as lethal? Peopleve seen it but nothing happened? Shits fucky. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Kick him in the crotch Sheepy: Arthur:// doesn't take much work Sheepy: Arthur:// or use bedi's idea of a weight loss plan and sic grif on him Sheepy: Bedi: // ? I had a weight loss plan? But I never tried to lose weight? Sheepy: Arthur:// don't worry about it Arsé-kun: Lance:// aa? Sheepy: Arthur:// ew it's you Arsé-kun: Kay:// I THINK I GET IT YOU NASTY FUCKR Sheepy: Arthur:// 🙂 Sheepy: Arthur:// well is it a bad plan? Sheepy: Bedi: // ????? Sheepy: Bedi:// What? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Yes!! Jesus christ Lucan, don't talk shit about Bedivere like that! You wanna lost limbs? Arsé-kun: Kay:// *lose Sheepy: Arthur:// heyhey it's all in good spirit Arsé-kun: Merlin:// I call first dibs on kicking his ass Sheepy: Bedi:// 😟 Sheepy: Gawain:// :thinking: Arsé-kun: Kay:// But Grif IS the one who put mr mayor in the hospital for a bit so I mean. We could? Arsé-kun: Kay:// For the uninformed, he pays us cash to keep Grif away from him. Arsé-kun: Kay:// I for one think this is fucking hilarious. Sheepy: Gawain:// Uh, what did Grif do? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Lose his temper. You know of Grif is. Multiply it. Sheepy: Gawain:// Oof. Sheepy: Bedi://...Him ending up in a wheelchair is due to Griflet??? Sheepy: Arthur:// good old grif Arsé-kun: Kay:// You know! Little Griflet things! Sheepy: Arthur:// oh wow you haven't banned me yet over that last one lol Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Well, duh. It's not your pjone Sheepy: Arthur:// oh yeah I forgot Sheepy: Bedi:// Please try to make sure he doesn't hurt anyone else. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Way ahead of you. He's been doing ok. He's like an evil detecting dog, but like, a bit dumber. bc dogs can figure out doors. Sheepy: Bedi:// He can be very sweet and gentle, but his short and violent temper may hide that. Sheepy: Arthur:// no he can't Arsé-kun: Kay:// His temper is shorter than lancelots. angry lancelot, not romcom binging lancelot. Sheepy: Arthur:// that's a temper? Sheepy: Arthur:// thought it was just how he was usually Arsé-kun: Lance:// He does what Arsé-kun: Kay:// yes and yes Sheepy: Gawain:// Hmmmmmmmm Sheepy: Gawain:// Hmmmmmm Arsé-kun: Kay:// Use that ammo as you will. Arsé-kun: Kay:// But ok wait call now and get more shit. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Like... Sheepy: Gawain:// I wanted to hang out with him but like he might spoil my favorite romcom Arsé-kun: Kay:// Gawain? You made me read that with my own eyes. How dare you. Arsé-kun: Kay:// cults r bad for u and so is bad stuff gee whilly whee Sheepy: Gawain:// It's called "The Knights of the Round Table Chat" Arsé-kun: Kay:// HAHAHAHHA Arsé-kun: Lance:// Arsé-kun: Kay:// Oh we killed berserkerlot may he rest in shit Sheepy: Arthur:// lancelot is donealot with all of you Sheepy: Arthur:// lancelot hmmmmmmmmmm Arsé-kun: Lance:// I caNT typw if im' laugfin g Sheepy: Arthur:// if he gives you money to support you ofyen is he financelot Arsé-kun: Lance:// STIO[ Arsé-kun: Kay:// All right you goddamn clown, go back to clown school Sheepy: Bedi:// Kay Sheepy: Bedi:// Tell me more Arsé-kun: Kay:// I was gonna say how bad people like summoning Avengers but they didn't want Avengers! Not the damn movie! Arsé-kun: Kay:// First one of you to say avengers comics gets unsolicited eye pics Sheepy: Bedi:// What... Sheepy: Bedi:// Hold on. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Holding! Sheepy: Bedi:// We have an avenger here who Master's son was forced to summon. Sheepy: Bedi:// Is that the avenger? Arsé-kun: Kay:// That's! The! One! Sheepy: Arthur:// lol putting that out in the internet for potential hackers to see Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Who the hell would hack a server with a bad ms paint entry page? Sheepy: Bedi:// And the one who forced him to summon the Avenger was his mother's husband, Masato, a wealthy business owner. Arsé-kun: Kay:// guy involved with the whole thing spilled to Kiddo. Hoo? Hoooooooooo BBY Sheepy: Bedi:// Could the two be working together? Sheepy: Bedi:// This isn't good. Arsé-kun: Kay:// I don't know about the -to but I know there's a Masa- guy workin' there. wait let me ask Arsé-kun: Kay:// kiddo says some guy named Masanori worked for his fatass dad. Like a butler? People have those in 2018? Sheepy: Bedi://..... Sheepy: Bedi:// Um. Sheepy: Bedi:// That's the guy. Sheepy: Arthur:// :o Sheepy: Arthur:// bedi and I work hard you know Arsé-kun: Lance:// ILL KILL HIM Sheepy: Arthur:// lol good luck I'm behind 9 proxies Sheepy: Bedi:// So it's a much larger organisation than I had assumed. However, this raises questions. Arsé-kun: Kay:// no shit! and @lucan, fuck you m8, you know what I meant! Sheepy: Arthur:// lololol Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Who wants to tell lil magus babbus mum that sad business mans second form, ultimate douchefucker, is involved in shady shit! Shotnot! Sheepy: Bedi:// Merlin Sheepy: Bedi:// Second form? That's what I'm questioning. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// did Sheepy: Bedi:// I suppose it makes no difference. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Did you forget masato and masanori or are you sayin somethin else babe Sheepy: Bedi:// Nono that's not it Arsé-kun: Merlin:// nori is ultimate douchefucker. i bet he doesnt clean em Sheepy: Bedi:// It's just that with how Masato acted, it's hard to believe that he was anything but a business owner at one time. Sheepy: Bedi:// Since I've heard it's really all he cared about. Sheepy: Bedi:// But it's unimportant. Sheepy: Arthur:// with the way kay drinks it's hard ro believe he wasn't an alcoholic at one point but here we are Sheepy: Arthur:// people change. except lancelot saber Arsé-kun: Kay:// I could list all the ways I'm not right now you jackass Arsé-kun: Lance:// what i remember which isnt much, guy was ok. bad dad but tried? the other one im going to kill. Sheepy: Arthur:// it's okay you don't need to deny it because bedi eill break my spine the next time we see eavh othrr Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Why would sweet bedivere do that? Arsé-kun: Lance:// guin confirmed what i put, if he wasnt two people id kill him riht now Sheepy: Arthur:// sweet lololol Sheepy: Arthur:// he's more like a worrywart Sheepy: Arthur:// don't move lucan you'll die with those injuries just stay put Arsé-kun: Kay:// Tristan voice; Maybe I want to die, mind your own business Arsé-kun: Kay:// Speaking of whys he never here, can he not read? Sheepy: Arthur:// oh I have him blocked LOL I didn't know he wasn't here Sheepy: Tristan:// xffdhfv Arsé-kun: Kay:// Oh shit he's alive! Whattup big red Sheepy: Tristan:// arm hurt neck stiff Arsé-kun: Kay:// And that's your own damn fault Lucan why don't you do somethin about ur issues for once? Sheepy: Arthur:// getting my skull bashed in is my fault lol Sheepy: Arthur:// ok Arsé-kun: Merlin:// knees weak arms spagetti Arsé-kun: Kay:// I said do somethin about it, not OH WOE ME Sheepy: Arthur:// whst can I do about it Sheepy: Arthur:// when I tell him he denies it Arsé-kun: Kay:// cmere tristan ill kick ur ass too Arsé-kun: Kay:// you guys can use my old get along shirt Sheepy: Tristan:// I'm sad Arsé-kun: Kay:// we know big red Sheepy: Arthur:// lol I'd rather grif use me as his chewtoy Arsé-kun: Kay:// He wouldn't like that much Sheepy: Arthur:// that wah I get time off work to clean and cook Arsé-kun: Kay:// Wah? Sheepy: Arthur:// waaaahhh Arsé-kun: Kay:// Wah?? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Wah! Sheepy: Arthur:// I "overworked" myself again and "passed out" so the king is punishing me, I wsnns clean Sheepy: Arthur:// so much to do... Sheepy: Arthur:// let me join you for ahen you beat up the big bad Arsé-kun: Merlin:// You're a servant! How mch did you do to reach that point??? Arsé-kun: Lance:// k Sheepy: Arthur:// lolol it was just a short nap I closed my eyes for a second Sheepy: Arthur:// tiny break punishable by the tedium of being forced to stay put and "rest" Sheepy: Lucan:// Sir Lucan, a few days is not a short nap...! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// kick his ass sir ill hold ya crown Sheepy: Arthur:// lolol it was enough rest put me bsck on duty Sheepy: Bedi://!!!!!! Sheepy: Arthur:// also get yhis doh off of me its fouffy but preventing me from leaving to clean Sheepy: Arthur:// dogs arent even allowed in here whose dog is this Arsé-kun: Merlin:// send pics Sheepy: *"Arthur" sends a picture of a white dog!* Arsé-kun: *Image is saved by Lancelot* Arsé-kun: *which one? yes.* Sheepy: Arthur:// my clotgws need cleaning now because of fur and my face needs a good scrub because it licked me Sheepy: Arthur:// yuck Arsé-kun: Merlin:// fantasti doge 10/10 Sheepy: Arthur:// it's getting in my wau Arsé-kun: Kay:// Suffe Arsé-kun: Kay:// wait i gotta Sheepy: Lucan:// I took your phone away so you'd sleep. Arsé-kun: *Kay sends an image of Grif squatting on a chair. Elyan's on his head* Arsé-kun: Kay:// Similar minds think alike.png.exe Sheepy: Arthur:// what is grif doing Arsé-kun: Kay:// fuck if i know Sheepy: Arthur:// he looks content Arsé-kun: Kay:// ikr Sheepy: Arthur:// how are you not dead Sheepy: Arthur:// iwvit your master using seals yo stop him Arsé-kun: Kay:// No. The answer will blow ur goddamn mind. More than it was already. ha. Sheepy: Arthur:// lol Arsé-kun: Kay:// We're friends. Surprise jackasses Sheepy: Arthur:// lol good joke Sheepy: Bedi:// Huh? That's obvious. Arsé-kun: Kay:// no i was serious that time lucan Sheepy: Arthur:// lolololol Sheepy: Arthur:// funny Arsé-kun: Kay:// Look ill prove im not all talk hold on Arsé-kun: Merlin:// not cleaning that up either if it goes south Sheepy: Arthur:// rip kay Sheepy: Arthur:// good knowing you Arsé-kun: Lance:// uhhhhhh arrrre we supposed to do anything with the prior info Sheepy: Arthur:// yes Sheepy: Arthur:// brijh me along Sheepy: Lucan:// Do not bring him along. Arsé-kun: Lance:// later Sheepy: Arthur:// iyll bevgreat you should see my noble ohantasm Sheepy: Arthur:// oh waitv tgats spoiler territory Arsé-kun: Merlin:// I know them!! I know the spoilers! You can keep it! Sheepy: Arthur:// I'm banned from using it Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Keep it that way for the love of the gods Sheepy: Arthur:// what? Sheepy: Arthur:// wjats wrong with ir Arsé-kun: *Kay sends in an image! Of him, with an arm around Grif's shoulder. Grif is glaring at the camera probably. elyan is photobombing. lupin is also photobombing.* Arsé-kun: Merlin:// all of it, every fuckin thing Arsé-kun: *Lancelot saves the image* Arsé-kun: Merlin:// (◕△◕✿) Sheepy: Arthur:// lololol who's the snobbu looking guy Sheepy: Bedi:// Oh! Sheepy: Arthur:// oh wait that's just kay lol Sheepy: Arthur:// lololol there's nothing wrong wuth my np Sheepy: Arthur:// just dint wanns reveak its true name or deets in case simeone hacks the chat Sheepy: Arthur:// or in case I gotta fighf one of you people who wouldnt know Sheepy: Arthur:// it's my secret tool lol Sheepy: Lucan:// Why would you use that in a 1v1? Sheepy: Arthur:// no spoilers! Sheepy: Bedi:// Kay, when did Kidd summon a new servant? Sheepy: Tristan:// If we need to find Masanori I can be of assistance. Sheepy: Arthur:// nono thisll be a no tristan allowed stealth mission Sheepy: Tristan:// Ah... my king is cruel like always... he simply cannot understand the simple man. Sheepy: Lucan:// Sir Tristan, that's not me! I'm Arthur! You can go! Sheepy: Tristan:// Don't lie like this, Sir Lucan! You've gone too far! Sheepy: Arthur:// lolol sit in a box in the corner tristan you're grounded for being naughty Sheepy: *Tristan starts sobbing and shifts into the corner...* Sheepy: Arthur:// LOL he's stomping over here Sheepy: Arthur:// good luck getting through my 9 proxies my king Arsé-kun: Kay:// I look away for ten second and Lucan fucks up the everything. Cool nice ok Arsé-kun: Kay:// Hold the fuck i need to read this backlog now Arsé-kun: Lance:// aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sheepy: Arthur:// why are you screaming Sheepy: Arthur:// oh he looks mad Arsé-kun: Kay:// Good luck with the king, shitlips! Sheepy: Arthur:// "annoyed" is a better word I suppose, brb Sheepy: Gawain:// And no we have one less knight, since this one lost their position. Do we have any new entries? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Not that I know of. Also @Bedi, that's not Kiddo's servant in the back of that pic. Sheepy: Bedi:// Who is that? Arsé-kun: Kay:// That's Kiddo's actual dad! brb im gonna fistfight Sheepy: Bedi:// Oh, so it's a similar situation to Master's son............ is it the case that they planned this from the very beginning? Sheepy: Gawain:// Hmmmmmmm that's pretty uncreative. Arsé-kun: Lance:// how do you plan something like that Sheepy: Bedi:// Ah....... Sheepy: Bedi:// I, um. Sheepy: Bedi:// ..................................... Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Carefully?? ??? ? Sheepy: Bedi:// Well, they're planning to summon... something. Sheepy: Bedi:// This shouldn't be too hard for them. Sheepy: Bedi:// I believe in their intelligence! Sheepy: Bedi: // Aren't they? Arsé-kun: Kay:// What are you going on about, exactly? Sheepy: Bedi:// Well, you said the mayor posed as Kidd's dad Sheepy: Bedi:// Kidd is capable of summoning Servants Sheepy: Bedi:// Masanori/Masato acted as Satoru's (Master's son) dad (making Masanori therefore have more power over him) Arsé-kun: Kay:// Oh, yes. Our entire debacle was... A bit weirder than that. Sheepy: Bedi:// Some stuff I doubt I should go into Sheepy: Bedi:// ? Arsé-kun: Kay:// I need to go into the backlog again, hold on. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Merlin said, and I quote " Servants cannot impregnate a still-living human under 99% of circumstances."-- "There’s a few ways though, but they’re all very risky or difficult. The easiest would be using another human’s container."--"So it’s like a pseudo servant, but like. Temporary?" Arsé-kun: Kay:// Take a single guess what is still highly relevant. Sheepy: Bedi:// !!! Sheepy: Bedi:// But is Kidd older than Satoru? Sheepy: Bedi:// Because it's still possibly the case while that was unintentional, they ended up getting the idea from that? Sheepy: Lucan:// correlation: none Arsé-kun: Kay:// Kidd is older, but.. Are you actually Lucan or still the King? Sheepy: Lucan:// I stole my phone back Arsé-kun: Kay:// God save us. Arsé-kun: Kay:// But I do not think so. This is a case where all parties involved were possibly only linked by coincidence... I think. Sheepy: Bedi:// Did Mayor do anything to Kidd's circuits? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Did..?? Non, not that I know of. Arsé-kun: Kay:// *No Sheepy: Bedi:// Hmmm. Sheepy: Bedi:// Could that just be Masanori's side of things? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// I could cheat at learning these details! Sheepy: Bedi:// You could? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// It's not looking forward, so I could probably pull it off! Sheepy: Bedi:// I guess I shouldn't divulge this information but Masanori did tinker with Satoru's circuits... Sheepy: Bedi:// Go ahead. Arsé-kun: Kay:// I've almost never been this disgusted in my entire life. Sheepy: Bedi:// But thankfully he doen't seem too bothered by it. Sheepy: Bedi:// But that's why I was wondering. Arsé-kun: Lance:// Stop me if I'm wrong, and I probably am, didn't your master have his damaged? Sheepy: Bedi:// Yes, he did. Arsé-kun: Kay:// ... I'm liking this less and less! Sheepy: Bedi:// Hmm, they could be related. Ah.. another piece of information I probably should not divulge. Sheepy: Bedi:// But it's for Kidd's safety. Sheepy: Bedi:// Masanori shut down our abilities somehow. Arsé-kun: Kay:// ... I should not share this either. Arsé-kun: Kay:// But there are many ways to do that. Removing mana from ones surroundings is the easiest. Sheepy: Bedi:// That's probably what he did. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Highly likely, if not a definite. Sheepy: Bedi:// But pleae be careful Arsé-kun: Kay:// I'm carefu Arsé-kun: Kay:// Arsé-kun: Kay:// MOTHERFUCKER HAD MY PHONE IM SENDING GRIF AFTER HIM Sheepy: Bedi:// Huh? Sheepy: Lucan:// best friend and you cant even tell when it's obviously not him Arsé-kun: Kay:// LUPIN HAD MY PHONE THIS IS THE SECOND TIME HE'S PRETENDED TO BE ME AND IM LIVID Sheepy: Bedi:// Second? Arsé-kun: Kay:// MASTER OF DISGUISE MY ASS MORE LIKE MASTER OF BEING A FRENCH BASTARD no offense lancelots HON HON HON IM GONNA RAZE UR ASS Arsé-kun: Merlin:// haha get fucked drunky Sheepy: Lucan:// rip Sheepy: Lucan:// he should disguise himself as me Sheepy: Bedi:// Ah, we have someone like that here.. Sheepy: Bedi:// They seem like they'd be good friends. Sheepy: Tristan:// ? They are. Sheepy: Tristan:// They're both part of our book club. Arsé-kun: Lance:// Are we suggesting Assassin and Lucan should meet?? Sheepy: Lucan:// are you plotting my demise before you even see me a second time Sheepy: Lucan:// smh petty that I'm just better looking apparently. afraid that if there were two of me the world would have too much beauty Sheepy: Lucan:// jk jk Arsé-kun: Lance:// Note; Yan, Lupin, and Lucan cannot meet. Ban Avenger too. Sheepy: Bedi:// Revealing the true name of such a useful asset... Sheepy: Bedi:// Ah... I mean. Sheepy: Bedi:// Such a potentially helpful ally. Arsé-kun: Lance:// He's never even himself, why would it matter? Sheepy: Lucan:// they could be anyone in this room even Arsé-kun: Lance:// aaaa?? Sheepy: Lucan:// it's actually me I'm the fake Sheepy: Lucan:// in a way we're all fakes tho like. we're kinda just "memories" of the original knights of the round table. essences of them that have been given the chance to live on in exchange for serving a human Sheepy: Lucan:// so none of u here are actually real Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Man shut up Sheepy: Lucan:// why Arsé-kun: Merlin:// 1- I can't die. 2- Wording it like that is just gonna give everybody anxiety. 3- Still highly questioning some things. 4- I HAVE NEWS Sheepy: Lucan:// tell us the news Sheepy: Lucan:// did bedi finally find someone better Sheepy: Bedi:// ? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// I'm going to kick you Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Kay and Grif's charge is untouched. No circuit fuckery. Sheepy: Bedi:// How did you find that out? Sheepy: Bedi:// Through Holmes? I thought he was still passed out? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Yeah, he's still dead af. I just took a tiny peek a few years back and fact checked against some medical records. Nothing out of the ordinary. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// The weirdest thing in that kids house is that bird. Sheepy: Lucan:// tbh it just looks like an albino peacock to me Arsé-kun: Lance:// It can turn into a person!!!! Sheepy: Bedi:// Who can disconnect its jaw apparently. Sheepy: Lucan:// you can turn into a person too Arsé-kun: Merlin:// oh are we mentioning that? No, no. This bird can turn into a knight much like us, and can fully speak. Sheepy: Lucan:// >like us Sheepy: Lucan:// implying you're a knight lol Arsé-kun: Merlin:// You know what I meant!! Sheepy: Lucan:// but who's his king? ssome rando in armor isn't a knight Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Same as ours? I mean, he's with Grif, and Grif's with us, soooooooooooooooo Sheepy: Bedi:// Do fountains have kings? Sheepy: Bedi:// Ah, yes, but this means that Buddy's a knight too, right? Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// Is now a bad time to ask what in the world is going on Sheepy: Bedi:// Kay can you ssend a picture of Elyan? Sheepy: Bedi:// And not Lancelot's relative, the bird Arsé-kun: Kay:// They're not the same? I'm kidding im kidding Arsé-kun: Kay:// Like, a new pic or Sheepy: Bedi:// Any pic to show Saber Lancelot Arsé-kun: *Kay resends the earlier picture of grif and elyan* Sheepy: Bedi:// If you haven't seen him before, Sir Lancelot, the bird with Sir Griflet is named Elyan. He's a "peacock". Sheepy: Bedi:// ...Who can shapeshift into a human, talk, and disconnect his jaw apparently. Sheepy: Bedi:// ... And was apparently found in ome fountain? Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// Thank you for catching me up, I suppose. Sheepy: Bedi:// You're welcome! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Oh! I've finally remembered what it is that I think of whenever I hear that bird speak! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// We're not talking about it because they don't exist! Sheepy: Bedi:// ???? Sheepy: Bedi:// You're making me really curious!!! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Awful beasts. Terrible. Only existed in one singularity and if I ever see one again it'll be lethal. Probably. Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmmmmmmmm Sheepy: Bedi:// When he speaks, I feel a great sense of danger. Evil. Like my ears aren't supposed to be allowed to hear such a thing. Sheepy: Bedi:// How frightening... Sheepy: Lucan:// who, tristan? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// No, Elyan. The bird. Leave Tristan out of it. Sheepy: Lucan:// wah Sheepy: Bedi:// But considering the bird (may) be on our side, perhaps his secret isn't too important. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Is it a secret if he does it all the damn time? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Whatever! Kiddo's dragging me to the store for candy. We can resume this later. But first Arsé-kun: Kay:// Merlin's a pussy hahah! Sheepy: Bedi:// I meant his true identity since Griflet named him. Sheepy: Bedi:// Have fun though! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Bediiiiiiii Sheepy: Bedi: Merlin! Sheepy: Bedi: *He flashes Merlin a big grin* Arsé-kun: *Merlin grins back and throws his arms around Bedi* Sheepy: Bedi: We learned a lot today! Sheepy: Bedi: At least, I think so. With Holmes out of commission.. Sheepy: Bedi: Shoule we tell everyone else? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oh, probbaly! Sheepy: Bedi: Should we do that now or later? Arsé-kun: Merlin: We should probably do that.. Sheepy: Bedi:...Ah, you're right. *He sounds a bit disappointed.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: But once it's over with, we can do whatever! Sheepy: Bedi: Yes, that's true! Sheepy: *Bedi goes to say something more...but is interrupted by an airhorn!* Arsé-kun: *Merlin jumps about a foot into the air. scared cat maneuver. his ability to detect is minimal from using his clairvoyance* Sheepy: *Bedi panics and throws a punch!* Sheepy: Rider: *OW* Sheepy: Rider:........ Sheepy: Rider: "Good morning!" Arsé-kun: *Merlin stares at Rider for a few seconds, and then punches him in the gut* Sheepy: Rider:....? Sheepy: Rider:..........??? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Is your head the only thing missing? Sheepy: Rider: "What else is missing?" Arsé-kun: Merlin: How should I know? I'm asking you! Sheepy: Rider: "Most of my neck." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oh, right, of course. Okay, anything below the shoulders? Sheepy: Rider: "My heart, probably." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Forget it, this is faster. *WHOMP. right to the no no square* Sheepy: *Rider collapses onto his knees. owOwOW* Arsé-kun: *Merlin then takes the airhorn and HOOOOOOONK* Arsé-kun: Merlin: How's it feel?? Not great, huh? Sheepy: Rider: "...I have no ears." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Who cares? You feel the vibrations or some shit! Imagine feeling like that all the time, and some floaty bastard does that! Sheepy: Rider: "Loud noises do not bother me." Arsé-kun: Merlin: You get the idea! Sheepy: Rider: "I can't really relate." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Loud enough noises make you feel like your head is going to explode. Can you relate to that?? Sheepy: Rider: "I wouldn't have used an airhorn anyway!" Arsé-kun: Merlin: The poor guys made of glass! Who cares what it was? Sheepy: Rider: "And don't comment on my lack of head." Sheepy: Bedi: Ah... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Didn't you get it back or something?? Sheepy: Rider: "It would've just been a little surprise. That's the spirit of Halloween." Sheepy: Rider: "It's just a skull. A broken-up on at that..." Sheepy: Rider: "As to be expected." Arsé-kun: Merlin: That sucks. Sheepy: Rider: "Anyway, it's minor compared to what I usually do." Sheepy: Bedi: Usually...? Arsé-kun: Merlin: You can't just say that and not explain! But, like. Do it later! Sheepy: Rider: "Ah? Do it later?" Sheepy: Rider: "You are a terrible Servant if you want him to have such a fate." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Later, unless you wanna watch us. Deliver a message. Sheepy: Bedi: Ummm...he meant... explain it later. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yes, that! We got things to do! Arsé-kun: *Merlin glances to Bedi and wiggles his eyebrows* Sheepy: Rider: "Alright." Sheepy: Rider: "Just make sure not to go out at night if you don't want to experience it." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Easy enough. Sheepy: *Rider leaves.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... *he groans* Lets just get that over with first. Sheepy: Bedi: Yes. Are you okay? Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... That annoyed me more than it should have. Sheepy: Bedi: I should've spoken up... Arsé-kun: Merlin: No, it's fine. Sheepy: Bedi: Let's go deliver the news Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah, yeah. Sheepy: *The two go to deliver the news! Lobo is glaring viciously at the two as he chews on a squeak toy...so, the usual. Satoru is patting him. pat pat pat* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Wait, who are we even telling? Sheepy: Bedi:...Um... Sheepy: Bedi:.....Um.... Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... Should we reword it to sound more appealing? Sheepy: Bedi: Mm...I guess so. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Gotcha. I'll handle that, then! I am Chaldea's greatest swindler! Sheepy: Lobo: *chew chew chew* Sheepy: Bedi: Oh! Congrats! *He's beaming. He's so proud of you, Merlin!* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Thanks! I don't know how I got that title! I don't do economics! Sheepy: Bedi: Through your pure swindling genius! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Are they still mad about the time I managed to own an entire hallway? Sheepy: Bedi: How did you manage that? Sheepy: Lobo: *chew chew chew chewchew* Arsé-kun: Merlin: People don't question you if you look like you belong. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Okay, here goes nothing! *and he strides into the next room like nothing is wrong* Sheepy: Satoru: Are you looking for someone? Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he's back within ten seconds* Where did Master go? Sheepy: Satoru:....? Oh. D...Eiji's, uh... Sheepy: Satoru: *He points in the direction of another room* There. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Thank you! Lets try that again! Sheepy: Satoru:....? Sheepy: Satoru: Have fun. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I plan to! *and he moves to the next room* Sheepy: Eiji: Oh, Merlin! ...Uh...I w-was worried...b-but I just assumed th-that you, well, um, didn't, uh, want me to a-ask where you were last....last night. Arsé-kun: Merlin: That wasn't it at all! Sorry, Master! I just didn't feel great. Sheepy: Eiji: !! A-are you sssick? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Thankfully no, but thanks for worr-- Thanks for asking! Sheepy: Eiji: Ah...okay ...good. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Anyway, I come bearing news, Master! Sheepy: Eiji: Y-you do? Sheepy: Eiji: Please continue... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Here goes! *he clears his throat* First, I and other knights have been tracking down the prick. You know the one. We've started to make important progress on that. We've also learned that the matter affects more that just this little family, Master, so we're kicking our efforts up a notch. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Off of this! If we manage to make contact, we can get you fixed up! I really believe we can! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Point three is that we've already inadvertently screwed em up! Go team! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Also, Satoru almost called you Dad earlier, so I'm tacking that on as point four! Sheepy: Eiji: ........!!!! Sheepy: Eiji: *A rare expression of joy spreads across his face...* R....really....? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah, yeah! All that's true! Sure, I reworded a thing or two, but no lies from me, Master! Sheepy: Eiji: Ah...th-thank you! Arsé-kun: Merlin: You're welcome! Also, Rider wants to try and spook you, so keep an eye out for that. Sheepy: Eiji: Oh, um... Sheepy: Eiji: H-he already did... last night. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Then what the hell was he talking about? He said he didn't get to. Sheepy: Eiji: ...? Sheepy: Eiji: W-well, he went through the wall near me, seeming kind of upset. And, uh, V-Vlad was there. ... I d-didn’t uh... expect it. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, apparently that wasn't it. Sheepy: Eiji: ....W-well... I really hope I don't find out what it... Sheepy: Eiji: ............................ Sheepy: *Eiji looks a bit frightened...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: .... *he scrunches up his face before glancing back* Sheepy: *"IM COMING FOR YOU" is written in blood...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: .... Is that it? I'm not cleaning this up. Sheepy: Eiji: ...Huh? ...B-but isn't it ghosts? Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's just Rider. Who is a ghost! He's very dead. Sheepy: Eiji: He's...a ghost? Sheepy: Eiji: I...I just thought he w-was a v-very short man in...uh...in a coat...! Arsé-kun: Merlin: He can walk through walls and disappear and fly! Sheepy: Eiji: B-but can't you do that? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Only with magic! He's the reason Lobo can disregard doors entirely. Sheepy: Eiji: Lobo can disregard doors!? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Hessain Lobo is a spooky trio, I'll give you that! Sheepy: Eiji: ...Rider, Lobo, and Satoru? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I have suddenly realized that telling you too much at once might cause panic, so I'll stop after this one! Arsé-kun: Merlin: No! Lobo and Rider have a third member. He's usually in spirit form, though. Sheepy: Eiji: ..............??? Arsé-kun: Merlin: As in, the form for servants so we don't use excess energy. I don't mean turning into a ghost! Wouldn't be surprised if he could though! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Or is there something behind me? Arsé-kun: *merlin turns around* Sheepy: *Lobo sticks his snout in Merlin's face! Lobo is partway through the wall.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Hello! *pat pat* Sheepy: Eiji: ...Um...but he won't attack anyone, right? B-because he...he, uh, hates me. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Uhh.. No guarantees? Sheepy: Eiji: !? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Are you gonna be nice, Lobo? Sheepy: Lobo: *boof* Arsé-kun: Merlin: What do you mean maybe? He hurts like you do! Except you've got the ouch on the outside! *he gestures downwards, meaning Lobo's bear traps* And his ouchies are inside! So be nice! Sheepy: Lobo: ...................? Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... And I don't mean bear traps inside! That would be a mess! Sheepy: Lobo: .............. Sheepy: Lobo: *He huffs.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well *huff* to you too! Sheepy: Lobo: *He growls, probably translating to something along the lines of "Humans are evil!"* Arsé-kun: Merlin: That suggests Satoru is counted..! Sheepy: Lobo: ............................. Sheepy: Lobo: *Boof* Arsé-kun: Merlin: "Not yet"?? I mean, I guess that's fair, considering who his Gramps is. Sheepy: Lobo: *Boof* Arsé-kun: Merlin: For the love of Vivianne and all that is wet and stinky like bad pond water, just leave Eiji alone! Sheepy: Lobo: ? Arsé-kun: Merlin: If I emphasize with it, you leave it alone! That list is Bedi and Eiji! That's the list! Hurt em and I'll throw you into your own hole in the front lawn! Sheepy: Lobo:...... Arsé-kun: Merlin: I'm not saying I'd win! I'm saying I'd throw you. Sheepy: Lobo: ? Arsé-kun: Merlin: .... I am ranting to a wolf about this. Good lords I need to get laid. Sheepy: Lobo: *Boof* Arsé-kun: Merlin: *woof!* Sheepy: Lobo: *Boof* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah, yeah! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Anyway, play nice, kids and pups! *and he just strides out. in the distance you can hear him yell "GUIN, RIDER BLOODIED A WALL AGAIN!"* Sheepy: *Guin goes to beat up Rider- I mean, clean up the wall.* Arsé-kun: *you mean, beat up Rider if he doesn't clean up?* Sheepy: *Yes* Arsé-kun: *and then clean it with his coat?* Arsé-kun: *anyway now its just man and wolf* Sheepy: Lobo: *Glaaaaaaaare...* Sheepy: Eiji: I-I'm sorry!! I'll leave!!! Arsé-kun: *and so, one (1) older man hobbles out of the room. One can see Lobo's leg in the hallway, sticking through the wall. Spooky* Sheepy: *Eiji goes into the room with his painting to make sure it's okay.* Arsé-kun: *The painting is good and fine and dry. The other side of the room is not as lucky.* Sheepy: Eiji:...Uh? Arsé-kun: *its a paint explosion, except less explosion and more mess.* Arsé-kun: *and in the middle of it all is Angra, who is using his stupid skirt thing as a smock. He has no idea what he is doing. It shows.* Sheepy: Eiji:....Um... Arsé-kun: Angra: Uh... I can explain! Arsé-kun: Angra: I was... Uh... I was wasting all the paint! Because I am the best villain! Yeah! That's definitely what I was doing! *his face- made more visible by the aforementioned paint- and how he's holding a paintbrush over a canvas REALLY don't sell his claims. No sell.* Sheepy: Eiji: Um....okay. Sheepy: Eiji: Y-yes, uh...good job. Arsé-kun: Angra: I drew a dog! *he picks up the canvas, which is also a disasterpiece, but a black dog can be made out. maybe. It's abstract.* Sheepy: Eiji: Oh....! Sheepy: Eiji: Good job! Arsé-kun: Angra: Thanks! Sheepy: Eiji: But...um..p-please clean up wh....when you're done... Arsé-kun: Angra: Eh? Yeah, sure! Sheepy: Yan: Yeah! You're totally ruining the feel of the room with that! *He takes a bite of a bagel he took from the kitchen.* Arsé-kun: Angra: You again! Sheepy: Yan: Eh? I'm a concerned neighbor. Did you know that your refrigerator is running? Sheepy: Eiji: It...it is? Sheepy: Yan: Yeah, you should go catch it! Arsé-kun: Angra: Well, you'd better go catch it, Assassin! Sheepy: Yan: That's not my job! Sheepy: Eiji:...Um...um... Sheepy: Yan: So like. Sheepy: Yan: Did you know that your table is eating someone? Sheepy: Eiji:...Wh-what's the punchline? Sheepy: Yan: No, your table is literally eating someone. Arsé-kun: Angra: ... Oh, shit! *he pulls the "smock" off* I forgot I took this off it earlier! ... Is it REALLY doing that? Sheepy: Yan: Yup. Arsé-kun: Angra: I gotta see this! *he squeezes past Eiji and Yan, getting paint on the doorframe as he goes. whoops* Sheepy: *Eiji follows Angra.* Arsé-kun: *Angra goes to where the table was last. It's, well, not there.* Sheepy: Eiji:...Huh? Sheepy: Eiji: I-It definitely was there... Arsé-kun: Angra: And nobody's been around here? Yanny, where's the table at? Sheepy: Yan: The room with the detective. Arsé-kun: *and Angra rushes over for a once in a lifetime view* Sheepy: *Eiji follows* Sheepy: Eiji: Ah.....ah.... Th-the table... Sheepy: Yan: Ain't that a predicament. Sheepy: Eiji: It's eating him! Arsé-kun: Angra: Is this vore? Sheepy: Yan: You think that snakes are into vore? Arsé-kun: Angra: Oh absolutely. Sheepy: Eiji: ...........Cu! Arsé-kun: Acu: What! Sheepy: Eiji: The table i-is...is Sheepy: Eiji: .... Sheepy: Eiji: A....alive? And it's eating someone! Arsé-kun: Acu: .... ... *he trudges in, not looking thrilled at all. He looks at the situation* what. Sheepy: Eiji: P...please help. Arsé-kun: Acu: .... *he just. takes his spear. and goes to push the "table" away from Holmes. eat THIS monster* Sheepy: *The table hisses and lets go of Holmes, backing off and getting into a defensive position* Sheepy: Satoru:....Who removed the tablecloth? Sheepy: Eiji: ...Uh...? Sheepy: Satoru: *he removes Holmes’s blanket and puts it on top of the table.* Sheepy: *The table stops hissing...and changes back into a normal table. “Normal”.* Arsé-kun: Angra: Hey, quick question? What the hell? Sheepy: Satoru: What? Sheepy: Satoru: It was cold. Arsé-kun: Angra: Okay, better question! Why weren't w-- Why couldn't I detect that even bein' here?? Sheepy: Satoru: Because it's jut a normal table. Arsé-kun: Angra: Fantastic! I definitely won't abuse any of this information! Arsé-kun: Angra: *he is absolutely going to abuse this information for the following month* Sheepy: Satoru: Make sure to give it a tablecloth. Sheepy: Satoru: Otherwise, it'll eat you as you sleep. Arsé-kun: Angra: Well okay! Sheepy: Eiji:....what is that? Sheepy: Satoru: A table. Sheepy: Eiji:....N....No, that's not a table. Arsé-kun: Acu: *he pokes it with his spear again. prooood* Sheepy: *The table does nothing.* Arsé-kun: *...And Acu plops down next to it. To, uh, make sure it doesn't do anything. Yeah.* Sheepy: *It doesn't react.* Arsé-kun: *Thrilling.* Sheepy: *yes* Arsé-kun: *ok it's now boring, lets check in on the latest gilkidu stream* Sheepy: Gil: This is a predicament. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: .... .... *he looks disappointed.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: ... Okay, sir, lets start over. Please remember that their biol- Sheepy: Gil: I understand why this isn't working! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Is it because there are fifty gorillas in the entrance? Sheepy: Gil: We need more lions! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: My lord.. Sheepy: Gil: *He restarts* Well, what's wrong with my plan? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Sir, people bring their children to this zoo. Please put the animals in the cages I set up for you as intended. Sheepy: Gil: But didn't you see how happy they were outside of the cages? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Sure, but the children.. Sheepy: Gil: Free food for the animals. Sheepy: Gil: Our zoo is thrifty! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Gilgamesh! Sheepy: Gil: Yes? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: That is not the appropriate diet for lions! Sheepy: Gil: Why not? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: What do you mean why not? ... Because human children don't have enough nutrients, they're far too small! Sheepy: Gil: Hmmm, but food is food. Arsé-kun: Lance: what have you done. *he drops into frame. hello* why are people dying? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I wonder why!! Sheepy: Gil: Oh, our lions don't like people very much. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: *he is getting progressively more annoyed* Gee! I do wonder why, my King! Sheepy: Gil: What's wrong? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Gil, I work at a zoo. And you've unleashed lions on the populace. Clean up your mess. Sheepy: Gil: Hmmm... Sheepy: Gil: *He opens up the menu to add more animals...* Arsé-kun: Lance: This zoo needs an ak-47 Sheepy: *....and starts rapidly clicking, adding a ton of crocodiles...* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Please tell me you aren't adding 101 crocodiles. Sheepy: Gil: It's widely known that the lion's rival in the wild is the crocodile. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: You're not entirely wrong, but... *and they put face in hands. siiigh* Sheepy: Gil: ......Mmm, the computer sounds like it's dying but the lions aren't ... Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Where did that lion go? Sheepy: Gil: Which on- Oh. Ohhhhh. Sheepy: Gil: It's halfway through the ground... Arsé-kun: Lance: Is that normal? Sheepy: Gil: Is it? Arsé-kun: Lance: You had lions. You tell me. Sheepy: Gil: Enkidu? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: .... *he peeks between his fingers* That's a lion. Sheepy: Gil: Is this normal? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: ..... Yes, sure. Lions clip through the ground in the wild as well as in captivity.. Sure, right, don't worry about that.. *she giggles* Sheepy: Gil: Uhuh. Sheepy: Gil: I see. Arsé-kun: Lance: .. So how do you beat crocodiles? Sheepy: Gil: Enkidu? Sheepy: Gil: What can beat crocodiles? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: In the game or in real life? Sheepy: Gil: Is there a difference? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Uh... Yes. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: In game I know less, so let's assume... More crocodiles. Sheepy: Gil: Oh! Good idea. Good enough that I coukd have thought of it myself! Wuhahahahaha! Sheepy: *Gil starts rapidly clicking again. ... The game has stopped responding...* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: We've done it. We've defeated the crocodiles. Sheepy: Gil: Have we really? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: In but a moment they'll cease to exist. I count this as a victory. Sheepy: Gil: But so will your zoo. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I saved the layout. You never saved. Sheepy: Gil:...Hmmm. Arsé-kun: Lance: Does this mean we can play a horror game now? Sheepy: Gil: That's what the brat said when I discovered that his sims were alive again... Sheepy: Gil: "You didn't save!" Sheepy: Gil: Hah, what horror game did you want to play? Arsé-kun: Lance: What haven't you screamed over yet..? Sheepy: Gil: Hmmm... Sheepy: Gil: Wait! I don't scream! Arsé-kun: Lance: Mozart says otherwise. Don't yell at me about it.. Sheepy: Gil: I never scream. Arsé-kun: *Lance starts looking through a list of games. What hasn't been played yet on this here system?* Sheepy: Gil: *He helps look.* Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Wake is untouched. Sheepy: Gil: Let's play that then. Arsé-kun: Lance: Go in blind or check the description? Arsé-kun: Andersen: Go in blind, you pussies. *he hops onto the couch. Only the top of his head is in the frame. It doesn't help that he's avoiding being on camera* I bet you won't. Sheepy: Gil: Of course I'll go in blind! Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Chat seems to agree with Caster. Blind it is. Arsé-kun: Lance: So we'll play this for a couple of days, spend a day or two on the dlcs, and move onnn? Sheepy: Gil: Sure, fine by me. Arsé-kun: Lance: Then you guys get started. I'll plan ahead. Sheepy: *Gil begins playing.* Arsé-kun: "Stephen King once wrote that "Nightmares exist outside of logic, and there's little fun to be had in explanations; they're antithetical to the poetry of fear." In a horror story, the victim keeps asking "Why?" But there can be no explanation, and there shouldn't be one. The unanswered mystery is what stays with us the longest, and it's what we'll remember in the end. My name is Alan Wake. I'm a writer." Arsé-kun: Hans: Bullshit, people usually fill in the blanks themselves. Sheepy: Gil: Hah! As if I'd bother remembering something that serves no purpose. Arsé-kun: Hans: Don't go that far. You'll miss all of the Chekov guns that way. Sheepy: Gil: What? Arsé-kun: Hans: Who cares? Here's the hot wife. Narration isn't important if you're presented with boobs. Sheepy: Gil: Ahahahaha! Arsé-kun: Hans: Oh, is she not here yet? I thought she was the first cutscene. Arsé-kun: Hans: I'll shut up, then. Arsé-kun: *and they start the tutorial. it's pretty straightforward, but doesn't explain much about itself* Sheepy: Gil: Mmm...we aren't at the good part, hm. Arsé-kun: Hans: Shut up and do the tutorial. Sheepy: Gil: *He begins actually doing the tutorial* Fine! Sheepy: Gil: *He's rapidly clicking. Bad tutorial. Leave.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: *he sighs and gets in Gil's way to actually do the tutorial* Sheepy: Gil: ? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: We won't have to deal with it if we do it. Sheepy: Gil: *He huffs* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Completing a process is the easiest way to eliminate it from needing to be done. Sheepy: Gil: *Pout* Sheepy: Gil: I know everything I need to know! Why do I need to play a tutorial? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: To learn and practice the things you don't. Now play it. *she gets out of the way* Because you know how I play. Sheepy: Gil: Hah, you've defeated the purpose of the tutorial. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Would you rather I do it? Sheepy: Gil: No. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Then get moving, my lord. I only started it. Sheepy: *Gil actually does the tutorial* Arsé-kun: Hans: Is this holy light god? Or is it Gil's AOU? Sheepy: Gil: Hah! As if I'd let them use my AUO! Arsé-kun: Hans: It's a holy dick. Sheepy: Gil: What? Arsé-kun: Hans: They have not told you anything of value and are clearly important. What a dick. Sheepy: *Gil continues...he seems to not notice Lobo, who's chewing on his collar. Or maybe he wants to ignore it.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Is that good, Lobo? Sheepy: Lobo: *He pauses and looks to Enkidu, before licking them.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Oh, thank you. Sheepy: Lobo: *boof* Sheepy: Gil: Lancelot, would you stop barking? Arsé-kun: Lance: Aaa? I did not.. Sheepy: Gil: *He looks behind him...only to be greeted by Lobo's snout being shoved in his face.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Lobo's here to help! Sheepy: Gil: Who let the dog in??? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Sir, the door is shut. Sheepy: Gil: Exactly. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: He let himself in. Oh, I saw a glowy. Make sure to pick that up. Sheepy: Gil: *He does so* Oh, yes, I saw th- how does a dog open a door? Sheepy: Gil:...Oh. Right. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: With the proper application of force. Or bypassing it entirely, in Lobo's case. Sheepy: Gil: I forgot about that. Arsé-kun: Hans: That is information I still downright hate. He could break into my writing spots and get his paws on my manuscripts. Sheepy: Gil: Don't give him ideas. Sheepy: Gil: He broke into my room and trashed it. Sheepy: Lobo: *boof* Arsé-kun: Hans: Could he fit into a space the size of a cardboard box? He does not sit if he does not fit. Usually. Sheepy: Gil: I haven't a clue. Sheepy: Lobo: *He tilts his head* Arsé-kun: Hans: Look, boobs! Sheepy: Gil: *Yess* Sheepy: Lobo: *He doesn't care. He is sniffing around the room now.* Arsé-kun: Hans: You did it. You beat the tutorial. And it only took you twenty minutes. Sheepy: Gil: There were many distractions. Arsé-kun: Lance: *he reaches out and pats Lobo. bawoof* Arsé-kun: Hans: Oh, that wasn't a complaint. The first stream I saw of this took almost an hour. Sheepy: *Lobo sniffs at Lance. hello!* Sheepy: Gil: Hah! Well, I am the King of Heroes! Do you expect me to be a slowpoke!? Arsé-kun: Lance: *he leans his head forward. boop.* Arsé-kun: Hans: I doubt you want an answer to that. Sheepy: Lobo: *He plops down next to Lance. This ...human? acts weird and requires further inspection.* Sheepy: Gil: Hah, don't waste your breath! I know what you will say! Arsé-kun: Hans: Tell me, then. Sheepy: Gil: I'm the fastest of them all! Arsé-kun: Hans: You rush through things because you don't want to be seen as dimwitted and slow, but you are fully aware that you get better outcomes when you use your remaining three braincells. Sheepy: Gil: ....Hah? Arsé-kun: Hans: I'll see myself out so that my next manuscript can come out on time. Sheepy: Gil: Don't you run away! Arsé-kun: Hans: Oh, I am certainly not running. The correct term would be "bolting".. *and he bolts. bye* Sheepy: *Gil pauses to angle the camera to point directly at Lobo and then chases Hans.* Arsé-kun: *Gil is not successful. He continues hunting for Andersen after the stream is over, and even into the next day.* Sheepy: Tristan: Watching that king is sad. Arsé-kun: Lance: Yes.. Sheepy: Tristan: *He strums his harp* If only he could learn forgiveness... Sheepy: Bedi: Your toast is burning. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah... how sad... Sheepy: Tristan: No matter what I try... simply, I'll be no better than a king who runs around like his head has been removed... that is the phrase, yes? Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's close enough! Sheepy: Bedi: Tristan, your toast. Arsé-kun: *Merlin reaches over and unplugs the toaster* Sheepy: Bedi: Oh...I suppose we didn't need that plugged in anyway. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...I smell burning... Arsé-kun: Lance: Your toast, Tristan. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...if only I could be better... Arsé-kun: Merlin: At least it isn't black toast. Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's still more edible than eyeball. Sheepy: Bedi: Hm? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I had flashbacks to the first time you cooked eyeball. .. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Okay, so anyhoo, can someone pass that butter over? Sheepy: *Bedi passes the butter to Merlin.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Thanks. *and he throws on too much. this is how you clog arteries ladies and gents* Sheepy: Bedi: *Stare...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: What? I can't die. Why not enjoy myself? Sheepy: Bedi: Ah....true. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Actually, I'm not even sure servants can die of too many carbs. That would be absolutely wild. Arsé-kun: Merlin: The Hamburglar, Assassin Class Sheepy: Bedi: Mmm...? Sheepy: Bedi: How does that work? Arsé-kun: Merlin: A lot of bullshit. Sheepy: Bedi: Hmm..so you don't know. Sheepy: Tristan: Merlin doesn't know something...? How sad... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, he'd have low presence concealment, because he always gets caught. Sheepy: Tristan: Who is hamburglar? Arsé-kun: Merlin: A purple fat burglar that only steals burgers. They don't even kill people. One star servant, fp only. Sheepy: Bedi: I keep a close eye on my diet to make sure I'm getting enough nutrients so my body will be able to serve my King and Master Eiji. Sheepy: Tristan: Hmmm.. Sheepy: Tristan: So like Lupin but fat and steals only burgers. Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... I guess so! Sheepy: Tristan: What a sad Heroic Spirit... Sheepy: Bedi: Sir Tristan, he's a fastfood mascot. Arsé-kun: Merlin: He's not even the mascot! He steals from Ronald McDonald! Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Sheepy: Bedi: But the purple chicken mcnugget isn't Ronald McDonald either. Sheepy: Bedi: However, he's also a mascot. Arsé-kun: Merlin: The only one I can outright confirm is that Willy Wonka is a Berserker. Arsé-kun: Merlin: But instead of rice like Archer, he gives out candy and sexually confusing young children by exposing them to strange fetishes. Sheepy: Bedi: Eh.. Sheepy: Bedi: Eh...? Arsé-kun: Merlin: The girl who turned into a blueberry made many children inflation fetishists. Sheepy: Bedi: What... Sheepy: Bedi: That's... Sheepy: Bedi: *He looks a bit disturbed...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, ok, not KIDS! When they grew up, I mean! Sheepy: Bedi: Yes, but still. Sheepy: Bedi: Willy Wonka is apparently a very influential man. Sheepy: Bedi:..... Sheepy: Bedi: What other mascots are there? Sheepy: Bedi: What about the pringles man? Sheepy: Bedi: I think that the pringles man would be a berserker. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Hmm... Not sure. Maybe? Sheepy: Bedi: Well, it'd explain why he thinks that putting chips in cans is a good idea. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Are you saying berserkers are stupid? Sheepy: Bedi: Hmmmm...well. Sheepy: Bedi: Sir Lancelot is not dumb. Sheepy: Bedi: However, Sir Lancelot did not invent pringles. Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Rrr? *he had stopped listening* Sheepy: Bedi: Therefore already giving him a point in his favor. Arsé-kun: Lance: ... ... Could use the can aaas a weapon.. Sheepy: Bedi: You could use pringles as a weapon. Arsé-kun: Lance: !! Arsé-kun: Lance: .... Could use chips as throwing knives.. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh dear... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Have you ever had a chip bit break off and land in your eye? It's awful! This is what eyelashes are for and they don't do their job! Sheepy: Bedi: Ah, yes. Sheepy: Bedi: And then you wash your eye and it doesn't help. Sheepy: Bedi:...Ah. I haven't personally experienced it, but... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Who designed the human eyelash and decided it was fine?? Who saw they get tangled and fall off and don't do anything- Yeah!- and said it was okay?? I want to speak to the manager! Sheepy: Bedi: Mmm...Evolution. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Fuck you, Charles Darwin! Sheepy: Bedi: Do you think Charles Darwin is a heroic spirit? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Caster. Noble Phantasm can hasten or delay evolution. Can induce sentience. Sheepy: Bedi: How frightening... Arsé-kun: *in the background, proto has put poptarts in the toaster. why isn't it toasting? idiot.* Sheepy: Bedi: Oh. Sheepy: Bedi: Do you think that Charles Darwin is a Saber face? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I hope not! Sheepy: Bedi: Other-me is. Sheepy: Bedi: Which feels weird. Arsé-kun: Merlin: He's so depressing. He needs to get laid. Sheepy: Bedi: Is he? He just seems a little disappointed in everyone. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Wah, wah, I couldn't do anything! Man, shut up, you did your best. Sheepy: Bedi: Ah...but... Sheepy: Bedi: It's okay to regret your past decisions. Try to learn from them. Sheepy: Bedi: And then try to fix them. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Exactly! Don't cry about them hours on end and do nothing! Sheepy: Bedi: Yes, exactly Sheepy: Tristan: How sad... Sheepy: Tristan: To think someone would do that.. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Sir Tristan... With all due respect, you do that too! Sheepy: Tristan: No I don't. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Maaan, I don't get people. There's a grand total of three humans I have understood, and boy are you not one of them! You're like a puzzle, in an enigma, crying in a magic box wrapped in sheet music and despair! Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...how cruel... Sheepy: Tristan: You and Sir Bedivere are very capable at being mean... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Was that an insult? Sheepy: Tristan: No. Arsé-kun: Merlin: oooookay. Sheepy: Tristan: Why would I insult you? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, why not? Sheepy: Tritan: Because then you'll insult me. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Why would I do that, beautiful? Sheepy: Tristan: Becaue I deserve to be insulted. Arsé-kun: Lance: You stop that. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...how sad... Arsé-kun: Lance: stop Sheepy: Tristan: Sir Lancelot wishes I stop speaking... Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, did you know? Arsé-kun: Lance: You're friend. Sheepy: Bedi: Ant eggs are eaten in some places. Sheepy: Tristan: *He begins to reply to Lance before just staring at Bedi* Arsé-kun: Lance: Arrêtez. Sheepy: Bedi: And spiders. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I'd rather talk about, pardon my french, putain. I don't remember how to use that word properly. Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Arsé-kun: Lance: ..... Not... Not like that. Sheepy: Bedi: Is that a food? Arsé-kun: Lance: .... Er... N.. No.. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I mean, it could be! In theory? Sheepy: Bedi: It sounds like a cheese based dish. Which reminds me... Arsé-kun: *Lance snorts. Bedi...* Sheepy: Bedi: Did you know that in some places, they serve cheese covered ma- *loud harp noise from Tristan* Sheepy: Tristan: How sad! Arsé-kun: Lance: Oh, he didn't get to finish! What a tragedy. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, speaking of which... Sheepy: Bedi: We should go camping one day! Don't worry, I can cook in any outdoors situation! *He appears extremely proud of himself!* Arsé-kun: Lance: ... I wanted to go but never got to... Sheepy: Bedi: Sometimes it's just relaxing to look at a clear night sky, away from all humanity. Your stress just melts away... ah, but I guess we can't. Arsé-kun: Lance: Why not..? Master went and did it.. Sheepy: Bedi: Because what about Master Eiji... Arsé-kun: Merlin: We use those big strong arms of yours! Sheepy: Bedi: Oh? We could bring him along, but... Arsé-kun: *Proto is still in the background. He has accomplished poptarts, but the discussion is more important. Possible excitement?* Sheepy: Tristan: I want to be able to cook from the creatures I slay... Sheepy: Bedi: Who should we invite? Arsé-kun: Merlin: The vibrating dog behind you. Sheepy: Bedi: Lobo? Arsé-kun: Proto: We're going camping again?? :Dc Sheepy: Bedi: We're considering it. Arsé-kun: *That's one excited dog!* Sheepy: Bedi: Should we send an invite to the other knights? Arsé-kun: Lance: We could.. Sheepy: Bedi: Well, we an assume Sir Kay and Sir Griflet can't go. Same for Sir Lucan and his king...ah, I suppose he is our king, too....! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Who says? I bet Arthur would love to shove Lucan into the wilderness. Sheepy: Bedi: How? Sheepy: Bedi: How do you do butler work in the middle of the woods? Sheepy: Bedi:....Oh! That's it. You can't. Sheepy: Bedi: He'd probably be miserable... Sheepy: Tristan: How sad. Sheepy: Bedi: But he does want to go on adventures. Arsé-kun: Lance: ... I did tell him I would bring him along eventually. Sheepy: Bedi: Well, let's send a general invite out to the group. Sheepy: Bedi:// We're going camping soon. Does anyone want to come? Arsé-kun: Kay:// I'd love to, but me n Grif have the kid. I'll pass 4now Sheepy: Lucan:// my king you should go and bring master, I'll babysit the shop Sheepy: Arthur:// Sir Lucan would be interested in going. Arsé-kun: Lance:// Lucan, didn't I promise to take you for an adventure of sorts? Sheepy: Lucan://... Sheepy: Lucan:// Well, will you? Arsé-kun: Lance:// Why would I say it and not follow through? Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmmm Arsé-kun: Lance:// Don't actually answer that, theres a lot of answers Sheepy: Lucan:// lolol look at saber you and come back to me on that question Sheepy: Lucan:// jkjk I love you pal Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// I'm right here, you gutsy bastard! Sheepy: Lucan:// heyhey don't be mad Arsé-kun: *Kay sends a vine. WHEN U CAN BE. GLADE.* Sheepy: Lucan:// hey saber lancelot you should come with me Sheepy: Lucan:// you don't have a master to take care of anyway right? Sheepy: Lucan:// and nor does gawain so he should come Sheepy: Gawain:// Yes I do. Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// I'll see if I can manage it. Sheepy: Lucan:// you have responsibilities? Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// Yes! Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmm Sheepy: Lucan:// Hmmmmmmmmmmm Sheepy: Lucan:// I believe you Sheepy: Lucan:// you see if you come along I wont be forced to show other you my noble phantasm because I won't need to Sheepy: Lucan:// which like as coolbas it is, 9/10 people describe it as horrifying andthe tenth is disgutsing Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// How about you just don't do it Arsé-kun: *Proto is looking over Lance's shoulder. Excitement has not faded at all.* Arsé-kun: Lance:// Prototype Cu is also most likely joining us. Don't you work with him, Lucan? Sheepy: Lucan:// who Sheepy: Lucan:// oh wait Sheepy: Lucan:// which one Sheepy: Lucan:// old or young Sheepy: Bedi:// He's the young one. Sheepy: Lucan:// ok so let's open a shop in the middle of the woods. Sheepy: Lucan:// that way we can work Sheepy: Gawain:// What do you sell in the middle of the woods Sheepy: Lucan:// bugs Arsé-kun: Merlin:// To who?? Who tf are you going to sell bugs to? The wildlife?? Sheepy: Lucan:// bug eaters like you Arsé-kun: Merlin:// wHAT Sheepy: Lucan:// lolol merlin eats bugs Sheepy: Bedi:// Oh, did you know? Sheepy: Bedi:// Palworm beetles are extremely nutritious and are a good source of protein. Sheepy: Lucan://... Arsé-kun: *Saberlot has left the chatroom* Arsé-kun: *Lancelot has left the chatroom* Sheepy: Bedi://? Sheepy: Bedi:// Ah, they must've misclicked! We should invite them back! Arsé-kun: Lance: ... I just ate. Do you need to share bug facts? Sheepy: Lucan:// yeah misclicking trying to block you Arsé-kun: Lance: We don't all have iron stomachs like you. Sheepy: Bedi: Huh...? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Translation; Do not like the discussion. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh! Sorry. Arsé-kun: *Lancelot has entered the chatroom* Sheepy: Lucan:// lol was he dragged back in Arsé-kun: Lance:// No. Sheepy: Lucan:// you don't need to hide it we know the person who put emoji responses on everything brought you bsck Arsé-kun: Lance:// I'm sitting next to him. Sheepy: Lucan:// I meant the queen Arsé-kun: Lance:// Sheepy: Lucan:// unless arturia's guinevere is male? Arsé-kun: Lance: *he grumbles, loudly* Arsé-kun: Lance:// hey! stfu Sheepy: Bedi: What is it? Sheepy: Lucan:// well I was kinda confused at first Arsé-kun: Merlin:// That's fair! Arsé-kun: *Lance just looks grumpy. the norm. the usual for berserkerlot. take a nap, drink water* Sheepy: Lucan:// since like mine is very different in general Sheepy: Lucan:// and what's weirder is that there's two bedis and neither of them are the king's Sheepy: Lucan:// not gonna touch on the fact that there's 11 of him including him and one is santa claus. Arsé-kun: Santa:// talk shit get hit scrub Sheepy: Lucan:// hey now it's weird to be santa in OCTOBER. Sheepy: Lucan:// be creative. be a HALLOWEEN santa. Arsé-kun: Santa:// What, did you think Santa just vanishes January first? Sheepy: Lucan:// he's legally required to lol Arsé-kun: Santa:// No. That would make for an absurd Servant. Sheepy: Lucan://... Sheepy: Lucan://................. Sheepy: Lucan://....................... Sheepy: Lucan:// ok Sheepy: Lucan:// I kinda assumed that he just got drunk at bars for the rest of the year Arsé-kun: Santa:// I wish it was that easy. Sheepy: Lucan:// that's a lie I don't believe in santa Arsé-kun: Santa:// Understandable, I hope you like coal Sheepy: Lucan:// give bedi coal too Sheepy: Lucan:// he believes in santa but he won't after that Arsé-kun: Santa:// He can already burn himself without the coal. Sheepy: Lucan:// but you don't dispute him being on the naughty list after him telling us bug facts Sheepy: Lucan:// I think that all of us are permanently on the naughty list but mostly merlin Sheepy: Bedi:// Please don't bully Santa. She works really hard. Arsé-kun: Santa:// Thank you. Merlin has his own list. There is a different bag here, and every time I or another Arthur get mad at him, we put another piece of coal into it. By December I will have a weapon. Sheepy: Bedi:// Don't worry, Merlin, I'll protect you. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// But see, she has to catch me with it first. Sheepy: Bedi:// But Merlin... Sheepy: Bedi:// Don't you know? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// uh oh Sheepy: Bedi:// Santa travels the whole world in one night!! Sheepy: Bedi:// So Santa must be very fast! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// But Bedi, she did it in seven days. Most Santa servants are given extra time. Sheepy: Bedi://....huh? Sheepy: Bedi:// But she travels the world in one night...that's what they say always. Arsé-kun: Santa:// +1 coal Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Did I earn that one for slander? Nice. Sheepy: Bedi:// Why would they lie about Santa? Santa is a hard worker! Sheepy: Lucan:// santa isn't real Arsé-kun: Santa:// -300 coal, +1 black key set Sheepy: Lucan:// is that bad? Sheepy: Lucan:// 300 coal = 1 black key set Sheepy: Lucan:// how much is 300 coal sold for? coal is a very valuable resource. Sheepy: Lucan:// it fuels many things. Arsé-kun: Santa:// Black keys are almost worthless. I'm not giving you all that free stuff- It's of use to you. You get keys instead. Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmm Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmmmmmmmmmm Sheepy: Lucan:// free stuff from a mall santa is already good Arsé-kun: Santa:// Merry fuck-youmas Sheepy: Lucan:// I can't sit on a mall santa's lap and ask for a train set for christmas because I'm an adult Arsé-kun: Santa:// And you're not getting it. Sheepy: Lucan:// lolol I don't want a train set Sheepy: Lucan:// unless you mean the black keys Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmmmm for christmas I want Sheepy: Lucan:// a working body so I don't have to wear bandages all the time Sheepy: Lucan:// good luck santa Sheepy: Lucan:// if you can grant that I'll believe in santa Arsé-kun: Santa:// well shit Sheepy: Lucan:// if you can't, well Arsé-kun: Santa:// If Santa's magic can prevent Servants from fading, it can sure do that. You're still getting keys though. Sheepy: Lucan:// why are you giving me keys Sheepy: Lucan:// what do they open Sheepy: Lucan:// I guess it'd cause problems for my np but I've heard of "np upgrades" Sheepy: Lucan:// and anyway I can't use it anyway Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he looks up from his phone* Who else can we drag along? Sheepy: Bedi: I don't know. Arsé-kun: Merlin: So whoever wants to! Sheepy: Bedi: Hmmm..who would want to? Arsé-kun: Proto: Who wouldn't? Sheepy: Bedi: I don't know. Arsé-kun: Proto: I can ask! Arsé-kun: Lance: Uhhhhh... Sure, go ahead.. Arsé-kun: Proto: Okay!! *and he's off to the races. there would be a dust cloud, were there any dust to kick up in the first place.* Sheepy: Bedi:....Hmm Sheepy: Ozy: Ahahahahahaha! O Knights of the Round, have you finally decided to go and fulfill your name by adventuring as you supposedly did? Arsé-kun: Lance: .... Yeah. Sheepy: Ozy: And your king isn't going ? Sheepy: Bedi: I....don't think so. Sheepy: Ozy: Ahahahaha! How lonely you will be without a kingly presence! Arsé-kun: Merlin: He doesn't have to! Many of the knights have had solo adventures. Sheepy: Ozy: Hahahahahahaha! How lonely! Arsé-kun: Lance: *he nudges Tristan* How sad. Sheepy: Ozy: Oh! If only a king would accompany you! Hahahahaha! Sheepy: Tristan: Snrrzz...Uh? Oh, I wasn't sleeping. Sheepy: Bedi:? Arsé-kun: Lance: sure. Sheepy: Ozy: If only....by some miracle.... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oh, stop being tsundere. Just say you want to come, Pharaoh. Sheepy: Ozy: Ahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! Hahahaha! Ha! Sheepy: Ozy: Ha! Ha! Arsé-kun: Merlin: What are you doing, loading a response? Sheepy: Ozy: No. I'm considering if I'll grace you with my presence. Arsé-kun: Merlin: But you already are, and I'm honored to know you can exist outside of the attic! Sheepy: Bedi:...Is that a camping manual in your hand? Sheepy: Ozy: Oh, oh? Sheepy: Ozy: Of course I can. Sheepy: Ozy: However, I'm usually *he casually hides the manual behind his back* busy with my job. Arsé-kun: *Unfortunately for Ozy, a blue missile spots the manual.* Arsé-kun: Proto: Rider!! Do you want to camping! Sheepy: Ozy: Of course not. Arsé-kun: Proto: eh Arsé-kun: Proto: Eh? Sheepy: Ozy: What? Arsé-kun: Proto: Then what's the manual for? Sheepy: Ozy: Boredom. Sheepy: Ozy: That's all. Sheepy: Bedi: Hmmmm.. Arsé-kun: Proto: The sun god doesn't want to be out in the sun? Hmmm. Arsé-kun: Proto: But okay! That's fine too! *and he is gone again. and then peers back in. curiosity wins* Sheepy: Ozy: Ahahahahahaaha! Anyway. I will find it in my busy schedule to assist you. *He crosses his arms, a huge smile on his face* Arsé-kun: Merlin: That sounds fantastic, great Pharaoh! Sheepy: Ozy: Mmm? I don’t mind the praise, but you don’t need to call me great. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oh, so I don't need to suck up to you like we do for You-Know-Who? Sheepy: Ozy: No. I’ve got no interest in artificial flattery. Arsé-kun: Merlin: That's good to know, sir. Sheepy: Ozy: Again, there’s no need for the artificial flattery. Sheepy: Ozy: I’m just here to get things done. Arsé-kun: Merlin: And done things have been! Sheepy: Ozy: Well, good! Sheepy: Ozy: I’ll enjoy your presence! ... Hmm. Hmmm? *His hair starts to stick up a bit...* Hmmmmm? Sheepy: Bedi: Uh... sure. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Who turned off the gravity? *and he slowly floats up, poking at Ozy. he's grinning. He's teasing.* Sheepy: Ozy: ...Ah? .... Uh. *He quick pats his hair down. ... It sticks up again, but moreso this time...* Sheepy: Ozy: Ahahahahaha! You saw nothing!!! Arsé-kun: Merlin: No, I'm fairly certain I'm not blind yet! Sheepy: Bedi: ... *headtilt* ????????? Sheepy: Ozy: Don’t question it! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Too late, too late, what did we see- Arsé-kun: Lance: ALL Sheepy: Tristan: All? Sheepy: Tristan: Ahhh... so everything is darkness. Sheepy: Tristan: How sad, how sad. Arsé-kun: *Lancelot applies his hands to his own face. It is audible.* Sheepy: Tristan: ? Sheepy: Bedi: Did you have a bug on your face? Arsé-kun: Lance: How do we keep coming back to bugs??? Sheepy: Bedi: ...Um. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Is it really bugging you that much? :D Sheepy: Tristan: *he turns his face towards Merlin* Arsé-kun: Merlin: I suddenly feel as if my face will be shot off if I make another pun. Well, mite be. Sheepy: Tristan: .................. Sheepy: Bedi: Ah, he seems annoyed. Arsé-kun: Merlin: What's he gonna do about it? Arsé-kun: Lance: .... *deep breaths, lancelot, you've got this* .. Nnnno. Sheepy: Satoru: That's too bad. Arsé-kun: Proto: Hei, 'Toru! *he squats down. hello down there!* Do you wanna come camping with us soon? :Dc Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: Lance: We can't just go today! We would require set-up and- Arsé-kun: Merlin: We've prepared for trips in less time! We totally could. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, we haven't decided yet, but soon. Sheepy: Satoru: ......... Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: Proto: Okay! Now I really am going, for real! *and he strolls out scene right* Sheepy: Satoru: Bye. Arsé-kun: *proto can be heard yelling at everyone else. "WHO WANTS TO CAMPING"* Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... So I expect this camping trip will be much larger than the first one? Sheepy: Satoru: Really? Sheepy: Satoru: The last time some weirdo was there. Sheepy: Satoru: Sometimes he breaks into our house and steals our silverware. Sheepy: Satoru: Except it's not Yan Qing, who at least has a decent personality. Arsé-kun: *merlin snorts* Sheepy: Satoru: ? Sheepy: *Yan Qing is in the background, eating food that is not his.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Speaking of! Yan Qing, you weren't invited! Sheepy: Yan: Whaaaaat??? Sheepy: Yan: I basically live here now Sheepy: Yan: I'm bored. Arsé-kun: Merlin: hi bored Sheepy: Yan: Bring me along. Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Does Haru know you're here..? Sheepy: Yan: Who's...OH. Haku. What does it matter if she doesn't? Sheepy: Yan: She doesn't care too much where I go or what I do. Arsé-kun: Lance: hm. Arsé-kun: Lance: ok. Sheepy: Yan: ANYWAY. Sheepy: Yan: Can I come? Sheepy: Bedi: Have you asked Haku? Sheepy: Yan: Who? ....OH. Haru. Nope! Sheepy: Bedi: But didn't you just- Sheepy: Yan: 'Specially since I don't know any Harus! Sheepy: Bedi:... Sheepy: Yan: I DO know a Haku, though. We talk sometimes. Man, I haven't seen her for years and years a....Hmmm, that's not Haku! Sheepy: Yan: Oh, Haku. Sheepy: Bedi: Well, have you at least told Vlad? Sheepy: Yan: Oh. *he clears his throat* HEY VLAD! IM GOING CAMPING! Arsé-kun: Vlad: YOU WILL DIE BY MY HAND! Sheepy: Yan: NOT FOR LONG! Sheepy: Yan: GET IN LINE! YOU'RE #355! Arsé-kun: Merlin: How unfortunate! I'm only #132! Sheepy: Yan: Aww, poor you... Sheepy: Yan: What did you want to kill me for again? Sheepy: Bedi: Ah... Sheepy: Bedi: You gave me a number a while back...#295. Arsé-kun: Merlin: You almost ran me over with a golf kart. In the hallway. Sheepy: Yan: Hey, I did beep. Arsé-kun: Merlin: You beeped three feet away! Sheepy: Yan: Yeah, exactly. Sheepy: Bedi:.........*Stare* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Master almost got run over by a golf kart!~♪ Sheepy: Bedi: *STAAAAAAARE* Sheepy: Yan: Hey, you had your number in line. Sheepy: Yan: And the original #1 hasn't killed me yet. Sheepy: *Bedi just has his usual, normally sincere smile plastered on his face, with a murderous glint in his eye...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Go get'em, babe. Sheepy: Yan: Cutting in line is inherently wrong and no decent person would cut in line. Sheepy: Yan: Therefore, if you kill me, you've cut 294 slots in line and you're level 294 in terms of being a bad person. However, your king's cutoff is 5, so your king would probably fire you. Sheepy: Bedi:...Merlin? Can knights be fired? Arsé-kun: Lance: .... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Eh? M.. Maybe? Sheepy: Bedi: What level of a bad person am I? Arsé-kun: Merlin: You??? 1% at most! Arsé-kun: Lance: .... Let me be 356. *he slowly gets up, staring down Yan* Arsé-kun: Lance: ... And let me cut the line. Sheepy: Bedi: Is 1% a lot? *He’s beginning to worry...* Sheepy: Yan: Ehhhhh??? Sheepy: Yan: Why do you want to kill me?! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Compared to 100%??? Hell no. *he shifts his chair in a bit. So Lancelot doesn't trip on it like an idiot* Sheepy: Bedi: Ah...okay Sheepy: Yan: Why aren't you doing anything about this? Arsé-kun: Merlin: You've got like ten seconds to run, while he's formulating an answer! Sheepy: Yan: If you kill me, I'll tell Guinevere. Sheepy: Bedi: There's a flaw in that logic. Arsé-kun: Lance: Do it. I'm already awful, I've been firrrred, and the entire Round Table most likely want you dead. Sheepy: Yan: Why? Sheepy: Yan: I thought we were friends! Sheepy: Yan: Although, I suppose. Arsé-kun: Merlin: *magi mari voice* Remember, kids! Even best friends get angry at each other sometimes! Sheepy: Yan: I think? Sheepy: Tristan: *snore* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Aww, shut up and take it like a man! *he.. doesn't drop the voice* Yew can do it, Yanny-kwun! Sheepy: Yan: Uhhhhh...hey! Advocating violence is wrong! Sheepy: Yan: Especially in front of his child! Repeat after me, kiddo! Violence is wrong! Sheepy: Satoru: There's around one and a half gallons of blood in the human body, and that's how much will be on the floor after Uncle Lance is done with you. Arsé-kun: *Merlin snorts, loudly. How classy of you.* Arsé-kun: *Even Lancelot seems startled by that, but only for a moment* Sheepy: Bedi: *He looks at Satoru nervously.* Sheepy: Yan: What?! Sheepy: Yan: I'm being bullied! Sheepy: Yan: Listen, if I have to die, I want it to be by the hands of someone pretty. Arsé-kun: Merlin: So we can all do it? Sheepy: Yan: Nah. Sheepy: Yan: Lancelot is a big no, Tristan maybe, you maybe, Bedivere ye-maybe. Sheepy: Yan: You aren't a fair example because you're a shapeshifter. Arsé-kun: *and just like that, the entire table is upset and insulted* Sheepy: Yan: You can look however you want. Sheepy: Yan: Lancelot looks like he's been dead for three days. Tristan could look nice with some work. Sheepy: Yan: Well, he already does. Arsé-kun: Lance: ..... Hhhe's not wrong. Sheepy: Yan: He clearly spends a lot of time preening himself but the obvious signs of constant worry and crying damage his look Sheepy: Yan: And Bedivere... Sheepy: Yan: Actually, if I comment you'll kill me. I don't want death. Sheepy: Yan: So instead: Lancelot, you should work on yourself more. Sheepy: Yan: Gawain has lots of skin care stuff so he's the guy to go to for that. Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Why bother..? Sheepy: Yan: Eh? Arsé-kun: Merlin: No, no! *interruptingmerlin.jpeg* I won't kill you. *he looks remarkably nonchalant, but his hand is inching towards the silverware* Go on ahead. I wanna hear it. Sheepy: Yan: Whaaaat?? Sheepy: Yan: H-He's...okay??? Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he picks up his silverware. and his plate. oh* What's your standards? Sheepy: Yan: *He's nervously eyeing the silverware* S...standards? Sheepy: Bedi:? Oh! My standards for a knight are-ah, you're talking to him. Sheepy: Yan: Uh. Arsé-kun: Merlin: What's your scale to compare to? Like, what's a one and what's a ten? *and he shoves pancake into mouth. food.* Sheepy: Yan: Hmmmmm. Sheepy: Yan: Well Sheepy: Yan: Tepes is a one. Sheepy: Yan: I don't really have a ten. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Not even a nine? Sheepy: Yan: Hmmmmm. Sheepy: Yan: Well, Caligula's also a one. Sheepy: Yan: Gawain's a four. Arsé-kun: Merlin: So you don't like rugged looks? Is that what it is? You into dorito chins? Sheepy: Yan: Eh? Sheepy: Yan: Would you describe Gawain as rugged? Sheepy: Yan: I'd describe him more as...hm. Arsé-kun: Merlin: He's a bit bigger in the lower face. Just a bit. Sheepy: Yan: Well, it's not that. Sheepy: Yan: Personality is a large part of your appearance. Sheepy: Yan: Your ugly traits can become ugly physical traits. Sheepy: Yan: And as a braggart who insults those around him and looks down upon people he doesn't consider up to snuff, that is translated into his appearanxe through body language and facial expressions. Sheepy: Yan: He might be higher if it weren't for that! Sheepy: Bedi: Appearance shouldn't matter in your standards. A pretty knight is not necessarily a strong knight! Sheepy: Bedi: What matters is his wit, physical capabilities, level of kindness, empathy, height, loyalty, responsibility, skill, determination, ability to work with others, independence, strictness, habits, social relations, willingness to learn, muscle build, ability to push past his limits- Sheepy: Yan: I'm not trying to pick a knight, I want a girlfriend! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Here we go again! Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Sheepy: Bedi: Merlin, are there standards for significant others? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Depends on the individual! Arsé-kun: Merlin: For example! Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he gestures to Tristan* Somehow, yes. *to himself* Absolutely. *to Bedi* Of course you do! *to Lancelot* A certainty. Sheepy: Bedi: Hmm. Sheepy: Bedi: I never thought about it. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Obviously you have if you've put up with me this long! Sheepy: Bedi: Mmmm, well. Sheepy: Bedi: It's not really putting up with you. Sheepy: Bedi: This feels like the time I was told that all of those people who would ask me to marry them or said strange complimentary things to me were doing it because they were attracted to me... I feel that same sense of confusion. Sheepy: Bedi: "Was I supposed to know that?" Sheepy: Bedi: I assumed it was just a joke. Sheepy: Yan: I just felt you drop on my standards a bit. Arsé-kun: *Merlin hands Lancelot a knife in the background* Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Why am I not "1" to begin with? Sheepy: Bedi: Standards for people to date- but I'm already with Merlin. Sheepy: Bedi: So I should be a one. Sheepy: Yan:......... Sheepy: Yan: This was about appearance! Sheepy: Bedi: Ah? But appearance doesn't matter... Sheepy: Yan: Merlin, help. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Nah. I'm too far back in line to reach you. Sheepy: Yan: You're so cold! Sheepy: Yan: Why is everyone so mean today?? Sheepy: Tristan: *Snore* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Not everyone! Sheepy: Yan: No, everyone! The dog tried to bite me and then you guys bullied me! Arsé-kun: Merlin: That's not even unusual! Sheepy: Yan: It's not? Sheepy: Yan: I don't really remember. Sheepy: Yan: Just that there's free food and people I like here! Arsé-kun: *MEANWHILE in the background, events include: Mink and Satoru sharing cereal out of the box, Ozy ignoring everything in favor of sphinx kitten, distant Proto yelling (still), and Vlad passing through looking 110% done* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Maybe you oughta work on that! Sheepy: Yan: Eh? I try, that's why I talk to Haku. Sheepy: Yan: Oh, but I won't tell you the issue! Sheepy: Yan: Nobody's allowed to know. Arsé-kun: Merlin: And for the fourth time, Doppelganger can suck a wiggly dick. Sheepy: Yan: Just know that I've already improved a lot....mmm? I've told you? Sheepy: Yan: Oh, I guess so. Sheepy: Yan: But as I said, I've improved so I can go camping with you. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Nice! And look, you've survived the encounter with the line cutter. *he looks around. where the FUCK did lancelot go* Sheepy: Yan: Eh, you're right. Sheepy: Yan: I'm safe! Arsé-kun: Merlin: For now. Sheepy: Bedi: *He appears lost in thought...* Sheepy: Yan: If he tries to kill me later, I'll make it as unfun as possible. Sheepy: Yan: I'll lie down on the floor and cry. Arsé-kun: Minako: That'd probably stop him outright. *oh, there she is, next to Satoru* If you wanna make him miserable, use your presence concealment! You've got that, right? Sheepy: Yan: How would that help? Arsé-kun: Minako: Because he'll give up if he doesn't find you! Just don't hide in the water! Sheepy: Yan:....eh? Arsé-kun: Merlin: He's like some sort of shark. With guns. Arsé-kun: Merlin: But he's not a freak like Kay, and that's what counts! Sheepy: Yan: Oooohhh.. Sheepy: Yan: That's scary. Sheepy: Yan: Lancelot, too. Sheepy: Bedi:...... Arsé-kun: Minako: So when are we going, tomorrow? Sheepy: Bedi:...Huh? Oh, I don't know. Sheepy: Bedi: When do you think, Merlin? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I try not to. Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Sheepy: Bedi: You don't want to go camping? Sheepy: Bedi: That's fine. Arsé-kun: Merlin: That's not... ... R-slash-whoosh. I think we should go tomorrow. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, okay. ... What's r-slash-whoosh? Arsé-kun: Merlin: A collection of people missing a joke. Whoosh. There it goes! Sheepy: Satoru: I don't see anything. Was it a bug? Arsé-kun: Minako: Nah, it was a bad joke. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: *Proto burns rubber skidding back into the room. Squrrreaaaaaaaaaak! Where'd he get a clipboard from? Where'd he get broken glasses from??* Arsé-kun: Proto: I'm back!! I've asked everybody! Sheepy: Bedi: Thanks? Sheepy: Bedi: Who is coming? Arsé-kun: Proto: Lets see.. *he consults the checklist* Big Bro Caster, tiny king and everyone here were yeses. Avenger, Music Caster, Big Bro Alter and Dirt were maybes. Hyde's still banned. Arsé-kun: Proto: I am also sworn to not discuss that last one. Arsé-kun: Proto: Oh, and the old man. Arsé-kun: Proto: He's a maybe. If big bro Alters going, so's he. Sheepy: Bedi: Old man? Sheepy: Bedi: You mean Moriarty? Arsé-kun: Proto: Not that old. *uhhh* Satoru's other dad. Not Vlad. Sheepy: Bedi: Ah! Sheepy: Bedi: ...Hmm, is Master Eiji old? Sheepy: Bedi: He seems young compared to Merlin. Arsé-kun: Proto: Yeah, that's right. But he sounds older. Sheepy: Bedi: Well. I guess we should start to get ready... will it be too cold? Sheepy: Bedi: Considering it’s October. Sheepy: Satoru: Will we miss Halloween? Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's actually gonna be surprisingly warm this week, and no. It's only the twenty.... uh.. What's today again? *he pauses to check his phone* Sheepy: Bedi: Ah, that’s good. Sheepy: Satoru: Because Dad will be lonely if I’m not here for Halloween. Sheepy: Satoru. Dad likes Halloween. He likes sewing costumes and ornaments for it. Sheepy: Satoru: He’s very good at it. Arsé-kun: Minako: We didn't get to see much last year, so I hope there's more next week! Sheepy: Satoru: Yes. Sheepy: Satoru: What will you be for Halloween? Arsé-kun: Minako: I don't know! I can never decide until the last minute! Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Sheepy: Satoru: What about you, Merlin? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I'm gonna be an Archer. Sheepy: Satoru:....? Sheepy: Satoru: Like Grandpa? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah, yeah, like him! Servants get different default outfits in different classes, so I'm gonna be what I'd look like as an Archer! Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Sheepy: Bedi: You can be an Archer...? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, no. But I can pretend to be! Sheepy: Bedi: Don't give up so easily! Arsé-kun: Merlin: I don't wanna be an Archer! If I have to be anything, I wanna be a Saber! Sheepy: Bedi: You can be anything you put your mind to! Just work hard towards your goal and you'll eventually accomplish it! Sheepy: Bedi: I believe in you!!! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Us being here right now is a testament to that! Sheepy: Satoru: I want to be a dinosaur. Sheepy: Satoru: But dinosaurs are dead. Sheepy: Satoru: So I have to settle on being a child instead. Sheepy: Satoru: And one day, thanks to Darwin, I'll evolve into a human being. Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he ignores most of that. actively.* They don't have to be alive! It's just a costume! You can be (almost) anything you want. Sheepy: Satoru:..... Sheepy: Satoru:.......... Sheepy: Satoru:...........Minako? Arsé-kun: Minako: Yeah? Sheepy: Satoru: Were...were dinosaurs just people in costumes? Sheepy: Satoru:...... Arsé-kun: Minako: No, of course not. They were big lizards! I think Wizrad meant you can dress up AS one. Sheepy: Satoru: Even the pterodactyls were big lizards? Arsé-kun: Minako: Well, kinda, yeah! They're cousins! or something. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. But if I dress up as a dinosaur, Dad will kill me. Sheepy: Satoru: Dad killed the dinosaurs. He's very strong. Arsé-kun: Minako: I think he'd know the difference between you and a dinosaur! You're not dead! Sheepy: Satoru: The dinosaurs weren't either until he killed them. Arsé-kun: Minako: If a necromancer tried hard enough, could we have dinosaurs- Arsé-kun: Merlin: No Sheepy: Satoru: Jurassic park says don't do that. Sheepy: Satoru: If they come back, Dad can't kill them again. Sheepy: Yan: *Snrrrrk* Sheepy: Satoru: What's so funny...? Sheepy: Yan: Kiddo...dinosaurs existed millions of years ago. Sheepy: Satoru: So did Dad. Sheepy: Yan: Merlin, maybe you should teach him about history eventually! Sheepy: Satoru: Did he see the dinosaurs? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Nope! But Satoru, uh. The dinosaurs died way before people came around. Sheepy: Satoru: ? Sheepy: Satoru: But Dad is a vampire. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Doesn't matter. Romania as a whole wasn't around then! ... Is this too blunt? Sheepy: Satoru: But... Sheepy: Satoru: *He appears to be struggling to understand...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Your dad's younger than me, and I didn't even get to see the dinosaurs. Arsé-kun: Merlin: But dragons, hoo! Sheepy: Satoru:......? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I mean, dragons are just magical dinosaurs when it comes down to it. Sheepy: Satoru: Dad's named after a dragon. Arsé-kun: Merlin: So he's named after a big magic dinosaur! Sheepy: Satoru: But...he...didn't see dinosaurs? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Unless something happened in Romania that I don't know about! Sheepy: Satoru: But...if something happened in Romania... he could've fought the dinosaurs? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I guess so! Sheepy: Satoru: So then he killed the dinosaurs. Arsé-kun: Merlin: The only one I'll confirm is he killed the Turks! Sheepy: Satoru: Because things did happen in Romania. If things hadn't happened in Romania, we wouldn't know about it. Sheepy: Satoru: That's where the bones come from. Sheepy: Bedi: Bones come from the ground. Sheepy: Satoru: Bones are like potatoes? Arsé-kun: Minako: Bones come from living things and eventually end up in the ground. Sheepy: Bedi: Yes, but you pull them out of the ground, not the living thing. Sheepy: Satoru: Bones are root vegetables... Arsé-kun: Minako: What if it's a mole, smart guy!! Sheepy: Bedi: It dies underground. Arsé-kun: Minako: You can pull moles out of the ground! Sheepy: Bedi: What? Sheepy: Bedi: It decomposes. Sheepy: Bedi: Its bones are underground... Arsé-kun: Minako: They live in the ground!! Sheepy: Bedi: And that's okay. I support their decisions. Sheepy: Bedi: But that doesn't change the fact that dead things end up in the ground. Sheepy: Satoru: Moles are like potatoes. Arsé-kun: Proto: Moles are animals. Potatoes are not. And bones are not potatoes! Sheepy: Satoru: Potatoes have feelings. Sheepy: Satoru: You're actively hurting them. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// This kid just said "potatoes have feelings and you're actively hurting them'. i just put this here for gawains reaction, carry on Sheepy: Gawain:// He's right. Sheepy: Lucan:// that really happened Sheepy: Lucan:// i was the kid Arsé-kun: Kay:// ahbhbKHABSFLI;U37R872N INCREDIBLE Arsé-kun: Merlin:// But no i am being serious that was just said Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmmmm Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Camping trip is formally and officially tomorrow. Sheepy: Lucan:// who is going Arsé-kun: Merlin:// so many Sheepy: Lucan:// wow Sheepy: Gawain:// Who trusted you to babysit a kid? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// I'm not the only person here!! Sheepy: Gawain:// Not for long with how kids are. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Are you implying children commit killing?? Sheepy: Gawain:// No Sheepy: Gawain:// They run around and hide. Sheepy: Gawain:// The other person is the kid right Arsé-kun: Lance:// no Sheepy: Gawain:// Oh. Sheepy: Gawain:// Lancelot is worse with kids. Arsé-kun: Lance:// I'm right here you asshole. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Fight fight fight Sheepy: Gawain:// Yes, and? Arsé-kun: *Lance grumbles as he comes back in, pocketing his phone and dropping back into his seat.* Sheepy: Satoru: It's Uncle Lance. Arsé-kun: Lance: mmmhm. Sheepy: Satoru: Did you know? Sheepy: Satoru: Dad killed a dragon. Arsé-kun: Lance: *grunt* Sheepy: Satoru: I agree. Sheepy: Satoru: Dad is that strong. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, Sir Lancelot! Sheepy: Bedi: How are you feeling? Arsé-kun: Lance: ...... bit better. Sheepy: Bedi: That's good! *LATER THAT EVENING!* Arsé-kun: *Kay's obnoxious laughter can be heard long before anything else. oh no* Arsé-kun: Kay: You looked like a beetroot, wizard! Tomatos be damned, and your eyebrow was going to wiggle right off from twitching too much! Sheepy: Satoru: ? Arsé-kun: Kay: And... not not lamp... Fantastic! Sheepy: Satoru: He seemed nice. Arsé-kun: Kay: Oh, he was! Sheepy: Satoru: People who wear glasses usually are...like Grandpa. And...um...Jekyll. ... And... Sheepy: Satoru:....Grandpa. Arsé-kun: *Merlin, meanwhile, is glaring adamantium daggers at Fou- who is riding on Satoru's head- while holding the chewed-off leash from Mr. Pointy.* Sheepy: Satoru: Uncle Merlin, did you have fun with your friend? Sheepy: Satoru: The shirtless one. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah. I did. Sheepy: Satoru: That's good. Sheepy: Satoru: Did you see Mr. Kay's dog? It's a good dog. Arsé-kun: Kay: That'd be a weird dog. Sheepy: Satoru: Huh? Arsé-kun: Kay: T'was a horse, of course! Sheepy: Satoru: I like horses. Sheepy: Satoru: Oh, Uncle Merlin. Sheepy: Satoru: Mr. Kay told me you had another name. Sheepy: Satoru: Instead of Uncle Merlin, do you want to be Uncle Dumb- Arsé-kun: *is someone barking or screaming? it's hard to tell sometimes. oh. it's... Lancelot, fulfilling his name as the mad dog. Arrrrr!* Arsé-kun: Merlin: oh no Sheepy: Satoru: Oh no? Arsé-kun: Merlin: What is it this time? Sheepy: Satoru: Instead of Uncle Merlin, do you want to be Uncle Dumb- Arsé-kun: *and the rest is drowned out by Kay downright howling with laughter.* Sheepy: Satoru: ? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Guinevere is going to have your head, Sir Kay. I'm going to let her. Sheepy: *Speaking of Guinevere, she rushes out to see them!* Arsé-kun: Kay: Hey, Guin! Merlin's a dumbass and you knew that already! Sheepy: Satoru: *He parrots Kay* Sheepy: Guin: *Staaaaaare* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Rest in peace Kay Ceinfarfog, your second life was full of alcohol, like your bloodstream. Sheepy: Guin: I'll deal with that later. What did Merlin do? Arsé-kun: Kay: Oh, he lost the kid for who knows how long! I had to babysit! Sheepy: Guin: He did WHAT Sheepy: Satoru: He was with his friend. Arsé-kun: Merlin: It wasn't my fault!! Look at the le-- Look at Mr. Pointy's leash! *he holds it up* I didn't do this! Sheepy: Guin: Then who did?! Arsé-kun: Merlin: This little rat! *he grabs Fou by the scruff* Chewed right through it! Sheepy: Guin:............ Sheepy: Satoru: Fou is very nice and warm. Arsé-kun: Fou: Fou? Sheepy: Satoru: I like Fou. He's my friend. He's fluffy like Lobo. Arsé-kun: Kay: And with that, I'm gonna head home! Good luck not being buried before camping, wizard! *and he skedaddles* Sheepy: Guin: I'm not done with you yet! Arsé-kun: Kay: I have a kid to feed! Sheepy: Guin: ...Then, go home. Sheepy: Satoru: He's okay. Arsé-kun: Kay: No objections! *goodbye, kay* Sheepy: Satoru: I'd talk to him again. Sheepy: Guin: Why didn't you try catching him the second the leash broke? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I didn't notice! Excuse me for holding a conversation?? Sheepy: Guin: And your conversation partner didn't notice at all? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Apparently not! Sheepy: Satoru: Fou led me to new friends. Sheepy: Satoru: You should meet them Sheepy: Satoru: There's Lamp and Not Not Lamp, but I think Not Lamp is a better name. Sheepy: Guin: You should've stayed with Merlin. Sheepy: Satoru:...? I followed Fou. Arsé-kun: Fou: Fou, fou? *he is an innocent ANGEL* Sheepy: Satoru: He's very smart. Arsé-kun: Mozart: *he pops his head out the door* Welcome home, Satoru! Come on in, it's beginning to get cold. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay, Uncle Mozzy. *He puts his hands out* Fou, do you want to come inside? Arsé-kun: Fou: Kyuu! *he wiggles out of Merlin's hand and onto Satoru's head* Sheepy: Satoru: Okay, let's go inside. *He heads inside.* Sheepy: Guin: .......... Arsé-kun: Merlin: ...... I don't look it, but I am downright livid. I forgot I could get this angry. Sheepy: Guin: No, I understand. I feel the same way. Sheepy: Guin: But I can't punish Fou, even if he does know better, and explaining it to Satoru, well... Arsé-kun: Merlin: And do I have the Queen's permission to survive the night? Sheepy: Guin: I'm not angry at you. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I expected to get the blame again. *he just. kicks at the lawn. nice* Sheepy: Guin: No, you can't prevent that. Sheepy: Guin: I'm not going to blame you. That's what the child leash is there for. Sheepy: Guin: And if that fur ball chewed through it... Sheepy: Guin: Now we know to be more careful in the future. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Knowing him, it was purely because I was involved. *he huffs* .... So did you know Kay knows how to embroider? I didn't. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Also, today I learned Satoru can see ghosts for some reason? I'm going to pin blame on Rider for that one. Sheepy: Guin: In fact, he's never talked about ghosts at all. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Maybe it's normal to him? It wouldn't seem strange that way. Sheepy: Guin: Maybe... Kay can embroider?? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Apparently?? Sheepy: Guin: Hmm...well, we should get inside. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yes, yes, we don't want anyone to worry! Sheepy: Guin: Like Sir Bedivere, who... asked me every 30 minutes where you were, if you were okay, and when you would be back. Eventually it turned into "if you would be back". And then I had to restrain him from looking for you. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I told him where I was going. He's been there before, it would have been fine. Sheepy: Guin: So I should let him go in the future? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Just not alone! Arsé-kun: *in the background, Lance releases the Bedivere. Watch it run* Sheepy: *Bedi dashes over to Merlin and embraces him!* Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he makes a pained face. Heavy metal, right into his back* Yes, hello, Bedi..! Sheepy: Bedi: I remembered how you've been exhausted and weak recently and I realized that I'd left you all alone! I'm so, so sorry! I should've gone with you! Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's okay! It's okay, babe, it's fine..! Sheepy: Bedi: But what if something happened and you needed me? Arsé-kun: Merlin: *oh no, one of his weaknesses! puppy dog eyes! oh no!!* That would have been my own fault..! Sheepy: Bedi: But I still should be there for you...! I couldn't stop thinking about all of the terrible possibilities... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Here's the worst advice hour! Just stop thinking about it! *he goes to pose and his back cracks* Ata! Sheepy: Bedi: Are you okay?! Arsé-kun: Merlin: I'll live..! Sheepy: Bedi: Do you need to go inside? Arsé-kun: Merlin: No, but I'd like to. Sheepy: Bedi: *He gently takes Merlin's hand and leads him in. Guin follows.* Sheepy: Bedi: Did you have fun? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah. Did you know Kay can embroider? Sheepy: Bedi:...I want to embroider with Sir Kay. Sheepy: Bedi: Ah...I mean...I'm sorry, that's selfish of me. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Nope. Sheepy: Bedi: Uh? Sheepy: Bedi: What do you mean? Arsé-kun: Merlin: He's your friend, you wanna see him. Makes sense! Sheepy: Bedi: But you just got home and I'm sure there's things you want to talk about. Sheepy: Bedi: So I shouldn't ramble about myself. Arsé-kun: Merlin: All I want to do is punt a Beast into the stratosphere!! :D Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Sheepy: Bedi: Did something happen? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Fou was being a little rat. Nothing new. Sheepy: Bedi: I see. Sorry you went through that. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Can we buy him a muzzle? Sheepy: Bedi: ..Why? Arsé-kun: *Merlin holds up the leash again. He looks frustrated* Sheepy: Bedi: That looks familiar. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I spent over an hour looking for Satoru because he wandered off. Sheepy: Bedi: ......... Sheepy: Bedi: ?! Sheepy: Bedi: Fou chewed that off? Arsé-kun: Merlin: He sure didn't say he didn't! Sheepy: Bedi: Hmm. Sheepy: Bedi: The next time you go out with Fou, I’ll come with you. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Please. Sheepy: Bedi: And.....as punishment, I won't pet him. Sheepy: Bedi: As mucha s I want to. Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's hard, isn't it? Sheepy: Bedi: I'd pet Lobo instead but he's really mean. Arsé-kun: *Merlin grabs a handful of his own hair and brushes Bedi's face with it* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Close enough, isn't it?? Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Oh, yeah. Arsé-kun: Merlin: :< Sheepy: Bedi: It is!! Arsé-kun: *andersen makes a gagging noise in the background* Sheepy: Satoru: Throwing up is bad for your health. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Thank you, Captain Obvious. Sheepy: Satoru: That's not my name. My name is Satoru. Sheepy: Satoru: We've met before, but it's nice to meet you again. Arsé-kun: Andersen: I was addressing that you said something obvious in a sarcastic manner. Sheepy: Satoru: I'm not very good with sarcasm. Arsé-kun: Andersen: It's the tone and facial expression. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: Andersen: So, *and with as much sarcasm as he can muster* thank you Captain Obvious, I never would have known that!!!! Sheepy: Satoru: You're welcome. Arsé-kun: Andersen: :I Sheepy: Satoru: Did I respond improperly? Arsé-kun: Andersen: That was sarcasm. If I had said "Thank you for teaching me that," it would not have been sarcastic. Sheepy: Satoru: Then how do I respond to sarcasm? Arsé-kun: Andersen: More sarcasm, ignoring it, telling them to stop speaking, whatever you want. Sheepy: Satoru: But why? Arsé-kun: Andersen: Because it's usually rude. Sheepy: Satoru: Rudeness doesn't bother me. Sheepy: Satoru: I never notice it. Arsé-kun: Andersen: I've noticed. Sheepy: Satoru: But isn't it better that way? Sheepy: Satoru: If it doesn't hurt me, it doesn't really matter. Arsé-kun: Andersen: And if it hurts someone else? Sheepy: Satoru: It matters then. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Fair enough, I suppose. Sheepy: Satoru: What? Arsé-kun: Andersen: You think others have more value than yourself? Is that it? Sheepy: Satoru: It's just that it doesn't bother me. And it won't. So if people say hurtful things to me, it doesn't matter. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Are you aware of the power you wield? Any one of your servants can deal with it for you. Sheepy: Satoru:...... Sheepy: Satoru: It doesn't matter. Sheepy: Satoru: It doesn't bother me. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Bullshit. Sheepy: Satoru: It doesn't... Arsé-kun: Andersen: Buuuuuullshit! Sheepy: Satoru: *His eyes widen fearfully when Andersen raises his voice... just briefly, before they return to their usual blank stare* It doesn't matter. It doesn't. I don't care what people say. It's fine. Sheepy: Satoru: They can't help. Arsé-kun: Andersen: By that alone, you're lying. Not everyone hates you. Sheepy: Satoru: I'm not lying... I'm not... Arsé-kun: Andersen: The ugly duckling thought it was fine, too, and that everyone was right. And you know what? They weren't. Sheepy: Satoru:..... Sheepy: Satoru: I-I don't care...it doesn't matter. Sheepy: Satoru: I can't do anything about it. Arsé-kun: Andersen: You have control of some of the most powerful servants, and you can't do anything? Sheepy: Satoru: I can't... Sheepy: Satoru: They can't help, they can't. Nobody can. So it doesn't matter. That's just how life is. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Avengers of all people listen to you, and they hate humans. You're better than that. Sheepy: Satoru: It's better this way. Arsé-kun: Andersen: The little match girl was less depressing than this, and she lived on the street. Sheepy: Satoru: I'm sorry. Arsé-kun: Andersen: For what, breathing? Sheepy: Satoru:...Uh... Sheepy: Satoru: ....I shouldn't disagree with you, you know better... Arsé-kun: Andersen: No, by all means, go ahead. Sheepy: Satoru: No, no. Arsé-kun: Andersen: ... You know what? *he sticks a bookmark into his book and flips it a couple hundred pages forward. Blank page* I have a better idea. Sheepy: Satoru: What...? Sheepy: *Satoru is watching Hans very closely.* Arsé-kun: Andersen: I think I have an idea for a tale. Take a seat somewhere. You're closest, you're today's editor. Sheepy: Satoru: *He slowly sits down on the floor* Sheepy: Satoru:...okay. Sheepy: Satoru: *He doesn't take his eyes off of Andersen, however. He's clutching his knees close to his chest.* Arsé-kun: *Andersen doesn't address the previous discussion once. He's writing a whole bunch* Sheepy: *And Satoru doesn't take his eyes off of Andersen.* Arsé-kun: Andersen: *he glances up* Yes? Sheepy: Satoru: Nothing. Arsé-kun: Andersen: If you say so. Do you think raccoons are bigger than bats? Sheepy: Satoru: Depends on the bat. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Hm? Sheepy: Satoru: Dad is the biggest bat. Arsé-kun: Andersen: But how big is big? Sheepy: Satoru: *He outstretches his arms* So big. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Bigger than a raccoon, then, thank you. Sheepy: Satoru: Yes. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Good to know. Sheepy: Satoru: Why? Arsé-kun: Andersen: I'm trying to think of a good antagonist, but a raccoon could be too small. Sheepy: Satoru: They're fluffy. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Well, yes. Rats are also too small.. Sheepy: Satoru: Rats are fluffy. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Y, yes, thank you. Sheepy: Satoru: You're welcome. Sheepy: Satoru: Fou is fluffy too. Arsé-kun: Fou: Fou, fou! Sheepy: Satoru: *He pets Fou* Arsé-kun: Fou: :D Sheepy: Satoru: Fou, did you have fun today? It's my first time I met somebody named Lamp. Sheepy: Satoru: He seemed nice. Sheepy: Satoru: Mr. Kay was nice, too. Sheepy: Satoru: So was Not Not Lamp and Mr. Ghost. Arsé-kun: Fou: Fou, fou! Fou! Arsé-kun: *ok this is boring NEXT DAY* Arsé-kun: *'Merlin, Bedivere, Lancelot, Guinevere, Tristan, Lucan, Ozymandias, Prototype Cu, Caster Cu, Alter Cu, Ko-Gil, Enkidu, Angra, Mozart, Yan Qing, Eiji, Satoru, and Minako' is the final list of who is going camping. Everyone is outside already* Arsé-kun: Proto: Are we all here yet? Are we? When are we going? Sheepy: Tristan: *Snore* Sheepy: Satoru: I want to find bugs. Arsé-kun: Angra: Me too! Lets find the biggest bug we can, Master! Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Sheepy: Satoru: It'll be so big. Arsé-kun: Angra: The biggest Sheepy: Bedi: Is everyone ready? Sheepy: Lucan: I want to go back to work. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: It does seem like we are ready. Sheepy: Bedi: Then, let's head out! Arsé-kun: *varying cheers* Sheepy: *The group heads to the woods to camp!* Sheepy: Satoru: You're so tall. Arsé-kun: Acu: .. So what? Sheepy: Satoru: What? Sheepy: Satoru: The taller you are, the less dogs you can pet without having to lean down. Sheepy: Cascu: You hear that? How many dogs can you pet, Alter? Arsé-kun: Acu: Did you say something? This weapon cannot hear you from your lowered height. Sheepy: Cascu: Oh, shaddup! Sheepy: Cascu: You're not deaf! Or a weapon for that matter. Sheepy: Cascu: Weapons don't carry around children and the disabled. Sheepy: Cascu: Anyway, what's that squishy looking version of you that the kid has? Sheepy: Cascu: I've seen it before, but what is it? Arsé-kun: Acu: Hell if I know. Sheepy: Satoru: He's my friend. *He hugs Mini Cu-chan* Sheepy: Cascu: Ain't that descriptive! So nobody knows. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: I'm right here, you pervy hound-dog! What's this hippie doing here? Sheepy: Cascu: I'm no hippie! Sheepy: Satoru: You're soft like Fou. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: Damn right. Sheepy: Satoru: Do you like bugs? Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: They're itchy and they rip my seams apart. Sheepy: Satoru: Really? I'll tell them not to. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: You do that. Sheepy: Satoru: What do you like? Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: Destroying my enemies. Sheepy: Satoru: That's an okay hobby. Arsé-kun: *in the bg, enkidu's stopped. this is a nice spot. he likes this spot* Sheepy: Kogil: Enkidu? Are we staying here? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I think here would be the most optimal spot, yes. Sheepy: Kogil: Then let's set up camp here. Sheepy: *Lucan quickly rushes over and gets to work.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oooor he can just do it, that's fine too! Sheepy: Bedi: Do you want help- Sheepy: Lucan: No, I'm fine. Sheepy: Bedi: Well, if you say so. Arsé-kun: Merlin: How long do we give him before we join him? Ten minutes? Sheepy: Bedi: Yes. Sheepy: Bedi: ............ Sheepy: Bedi: Five. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Four. Sheepy: Bedi: Three. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Right now. Sheepy: Bedi: *He picks up some of what needs to be set up and joins Lucan.* Arsé-kun: *Merlin watches him and sighs before joining in* Sheepy: Lucan: I don't need help. Arsé-kun: Merlin: If we want it done before nightfall you do! Sheepy: Lucan: Ah, fine. Arsé-kun: *hooray, tent setting!* Sheepy: *yayyy* Arsé-kun: *yaaay* Sheepy: Bedi: We're done. Sheepy: Lucan: Unfortunate. Sheepy: Satoru: Which tent do you want? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Huh? You're a Master, you pick first. Sheepy: Satoru: I don't care. Sheepy: Satoru: Any one is fine. Sheepy: Bedi: ...Are you sure?? Sheepy: Satoru: Any one is fine. Sheepy: Cascu: We probably should figure out roommates, yeah? Arsé-kun: Proto: Tentmates! *o boy o boy o b* Sheepy: Yan: There's only one lady here who fits my criteria and she's taken. Siiiiiigh.... Sheepy: Yan: I want to share a tent with someone hot. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Sorry, I'm already with Bedi! Sheepy: Cascu: Oi, I'm sharing with Proto and Alter. There's no room for you to share oje with me. Sheepy: Yan: Merlin, you're not hot. Nor are you, Caster. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I'm beautiful. Sheepy: Yan: Yea, but I don't want to room with you! Sheepy: Yan: Bedi, hmmmmm. Sheepy: Yan: Anyway. Sheepy: Lucan: If you ask to room with me based on my appearance I will personally escort you head-first into the nearest lake. Sheepy: Yan:....Um. Not you! Sheepy: Yan: You aren't attractive to me anyway! Sheepy: Satoru: I don't care who I'm with. Arsé-kun: Angra: Ehehe! He's got less guts than you! *he elbow-bumps Lucan* Sheepy: Lucan: Ahahaha! Arsé-kun: Mozart: *god help me.* Sheepy: Eiji:....Uh...I, I...n-nevermind. Arsé-kun: Minako: :I Sheepy: Eiji: Y-you look angry...I..uh...I didn't... I d-didn't mean to upssset you...! Arsé-kun: Minako: Not at you! Sorry, didn't mean to worry you either! I'm just expecting... *she looks towards Yan. She's expecting it.* Sheepy: Yan: Ew. No. Sheepy: Yan: Sorry, you're not my type. Arsé-kun: Minako: Great! So what you're saying is you're going to perish alone? Sheepy: Yan: Eh? Sheepy: Yan: No! Sheepy: Yan:..... Arsé-kun: Minako: Who's gonna say yes? Sheepy: Yan: Merlin, choose for me! Arsé-kun: Merlin: No way! Sheepy: Yan: You're a wizard! Sheepy: Yan: You do your thing! Arsé-kun: Merlin: You want me to fuck? Sheepy: Yan: Help! Me! Choose! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: No need for that. I would not mind your presence. Sheepy: Yan: Really?! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Really. Just do not try anything with the young king. Sheepy: Yan: Great, by your request, I'll completely ignore him! Sheepy: Tristan: Oh....how sad... Sheepy: Tristan: How sad...! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: :) How absolutely terrible. Sheepy: Kogil: Hmm? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Oh, I'm sorry, my lord. I didn't ask you- Are you all right with dealing with Assassin? Sheepy: Kogil: Oh, it's fine. Sheepy: Kogil: I kinda thought Ozy would be with us, but it'd be too cramped! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I can reduce my size. It should be fine. Sheepy: Kogil: Based on my understanding, we have the groups: Sheepy: Kogil: The three Cu Chulainns, Merlin&Bedivere, presumably Lancelot&Guinevere, us, and then everyone else needs a place. Sheepy: Lucan: Don't join Tristan. Sheepy: Tristan: Hm... Sheepy: Bedi: Sorry, I would invite you, but, ah... Arsé-kun: Merlin: But our Master needs somewhere to stay, too! Sheepy: Bedi: Yes. Arsé-kun: Mozart: I'll take Satoru. It's simple that way. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: Yeah, sure. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Sheepy: *Satoru seems pleased!* Arsé-kun: Minako: And with that, the only one left is... Well, I guess I'm with Lucan. Sheepy: Tristan: I suppose I'll be alone. Sheepy: Tristan: How sad... Arsé-kun: Lance: *he plops a hand on Tristan's shoulder* No. Sheepy: Guin: You can stay with us. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...ah...*Sob* Sheepy: Tristan: Thank you... Sheepy: Tristan: How happy I am...! Arsé-kun: *Tristan being happy makes Lancelot happy* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: ...? *he looks further into the forest. Something's gotten his attention* Sheepy: Kogil: What is it? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Servant in close range, inbound. Sheepy: Bedi: *He readies Airgetlam* Sheepy: *Yan hums before taking out a candy bar and pulling back his arm* Arsé-kun: Mozart: *he tilts his head and listens, before turning and giving Yan a questioning look* Sheepy: *Whoever it is is running towards the group!* Arsé-kun: Mozart: ... Oh, for the love of the Queen. Why is he here? Sheepy: *...They burst into view! It's Salieri! Who begins to shout Mozart's name before being smacked in the face with a candy bar.* Sheepy: Salieri: Ugh! Sheepy: Yan: Eat this. You aren't you when you're sugar deprived. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: You aren't you wh- You bastard! Sheepy: Yan: Hahahah. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: I'll take your arm off! Sheepy: Salieri: *He turns his attention to the candy bar.* Sheepy: Yan: Why!? Sheepy: *Salieri doesn't seem to care about Mozart's presence.* Sheepy: Yan: There's other sweets he likes more. Arsé-kun: Mozart: Do tell. Sheepy: Yan: Gelatin. Like, the thing that's like ice cream but isn't. Sheepy: Yan: But I don't carry that on me! Arsé-kun: Mozart: Who would..? Sheepy: Yan: OK, I've divulged too much info~ Sheepy: Salieri: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare anyone if I did. Arsé-kun: Mozart: We had prior warning. Sheepy: Salieri: My friend, how are you? Arsé-kun: Mozart: I've been well. Arsé-kun: *Mozart seems surprised, almost stunned.* Sheepy: Salieri:....? Sheepy: Salieri: I’m not going to attack you. Arsé-kun: Mozart: .... It's really you this time? Sheepy: Salieri: Yes, it is. Arsé-kun: Mozart: Well, shit! *He drops his guard and strolls over to Salieri, throwing an arm around the avenger's shoulder. He is pleased* Sheepy: Salieri: *He returns the gesture, giving Mozart a small smile.* Arsé-kun: *Mozart gains +100000 to happy stat. Merlin's flowers are blooming next to him.* Sheepy: Satoru: Is he joining us? Arsé-kun: Merlin: It seems that way. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay, great. Sheepy: Salieri: ...Joining you for what? Arsé-kun: Mozart: We're out camping! Sheepy: Salieri: I wouldn't want to invite myself. Arsé-kun: Mozart: You're invited. Sheepy: Salieri: Really? You don't mind? Arsé-kun: Mozart: Why would I? Arsé-kun: Mozart: We all have those days! :) *he's acting like it's no big deal, but of course, it is a big deal. He's very unhappy about that being brought up.* Sheepy: Salieri: ...Do we. Sheepy: Satoru: I don't have those days. Arsé-kun: Mozart: I'm glad you don't. Sheepy: Satoru: But you don't either. Arsé-kun: Mozart: But I can understand it. Sheepy: Satoru: Oh. Okay. Sheepy: Cascu: Hmmm, what to do first~ Arsé-kun: Acu: Die. Arsé-kun: Proto: Hunting? Should we go hunting? Sheepy: Cascu: I'm not going to just go camping to die! Let's go hunting. Arsé-kun: Acu: Hunting what? *he drags himself to his feet, hand on spear* Sheepy: Cascu: Uh. Sheepy: Cascu: Animals? Sheepy: Bedi: !!! Sheepy: Bedi: I like to hunt as well. Sheepy: Bedi: I can help. Arsé-kun: Acu: Sure, I guess. Sheepy: Bedi: I can help you find edible creatures! Sheepy: Lucan: Why do you say creatures and not animals? Sheepy: Bedi: ....Merlin? Are the eyeball creatures animals? Sheepy: Lucan: I highly doubt those live in the woods. Sheepy: Bedi: What separates insects from animals? Arsé-kun: Merlin: They're not animals! They're not insects either!! Sheepy: Bedi: What are they then? Arsé-kun: Acu: Killable. Sheepy: Bedi: Nutritious. Sheepy: Lucan: Filthy, abomination, disgusting. Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he's looking a his phone..* Gazers are classified as demonic beings. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, I see Sheepy: Lucan: How do you have service out here? Arsé-kun: Merlin: The town's not that far? Sheepy: Bedi: He's very skilled! *His eyes have lit up.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: If the town wasn't close by, then I'd be boosting the signal myself! I AM the wifi router! Sheepy: Bedi: Wow! *He is actually excited about this.* Sheepy: Lucan: Uhuh. Arsé-kun: Acu: what's the wifi password. Arsé-kun: Merlin: What password? Arsé-kun: Acu: *he slowly types on his phone* that worked, thanks. Arsé-kun: Merlin: ¿¿¿¿¿Eh????? Sheepy: Lucan: What's the case of each letter? Sheepy: Bedi:? Arsé-kun: Acu: All lowercase. Sheepy: Lucan: Oh, thanks. Sheepy: Lucan: Great. I can work on the taxes from here. Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he looks downright confused* Sheepy: Bedi: Merlin, what are they talking about? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Is that what I set the password to..? Sheepy: Bedi: Password? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I forgot I set a password on the wifi booster... ... I don't remember how I did that Arsé-kun: Merlin: But who cares! Hunting time! Sheepy: Bedi: Well, okay. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Good luck! Have fun! Bring back something edible by a human child! Sheepy: Bedi: Hm? Sheepy: Bedi: Satoru needs better nutrition in his diet. Sheepy: Guin: No. Sheepy: Lucan: Bedi, how did your kids survive? Sheepy: Bedi: I didn't have any. You did - two. Sheepy: Lucan: I don't have kids, you have kids! Arsé-kun: Merlin: I think we'd know if Bedi had kids. But yours did? That's sweet. Tell me more about it later. Sheepy: Lucan: Eh? Yeah, a son and a daughter. Arsé-kun: Acu: What a hunting party this is. *he starts pulling off excess armor. He's not gonna need all of it. The tail stays.* Sheepy: Lucan: Hey, he asked. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I said later! Sheepy: Lucan: Well, fine, later. ... Since when am I going hunting? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Since right now! Sheepy: Lucan: Ugh.. Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's work, isn't it? Sheepy: Lucan: Is it really? Arsé-kun: Merlin: You gotta work for food, don't you? Sheepy: Lucan: Hm... Sheepy: Lucan: Yes. Sheepy: Tristan: If Sir Bedivere strikes the prey with Airgetlam, it'll be instantly cooked. Sheepy: Bedi: That's not its purpose. Arsé-kun: Merlin: We already tried that anyway. It just hurts a lot and then they die. Sheepy: Tristan: But they don't cook instantly? Arsé-kun: Merlin: They don't. Sheepy: Tristan: We could've used it for lobster or crab... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Okay! Enough chatter! Off you go, brave hunters! Sheepy: Bedi: You aren't coming? Arsé-kun: Merlin: We're not all needed, are we? Sheepy: Bedi: No. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Great! *he turns on his heel and heads into a tent. oh* Sheepy: Bedi: Ah.....well, let's go then. *He heads off.* Arsé-kun: Acu: Finally. *he follows Bedi, already looking around* Sheepy: Cascu: *He follows Acu. Lucan, disgruntled, follows Cascu.* Arsé-kun: Proto: *he drags miserably into view, with a bunch of arrows stuck in him* Good luck, you guys. All I managed was to scare the forest hobo. Sheepy: Lucan: Oh dear.. Arsé-kun: Proto: Protection from arrows does not work passively. I gotta remember that this time. Sheepy: Cascu: You didn't know that? Arsé-kun: Proto: I'm usually able to dodge 'em when I hear 'em! *he sorta shrugs* Arsé-kun: *in the background, Acu just drops his tail into the river. It's not like he's doing anything ELSE* Sheepy: Lucan: Bedi's out chasing who knows what. Sheepy: Lucan: So meanwhile..... Sheepy: Cascu: This spot's relaxing. It'd be good for fishing. Sheepy: Lucan: How boring. Sheepy: Lucan: I was promised an adventure. Arsé-kun: Acu: You want it right now? Sheepy: Lucan: Really? I can!? Arsé-kun: Acu: Sure. Sheepy: Lucan: Of course I do! Arsé-kun: Acu: Do you want to see the middle of the forest up close? Sheepy: Lucan: Of course. Arsé-kun: Acu: And you haven't taken any injuries as of late? Sheepy: Lucan: That's an oddly specific question... Arsé-kun: Acu: I'm just checking. Sheepy: Lucan: I won't be a liability. Arsé-kun: Acu: Great. Go see it for yourself. *and he just. Picks up Lucan before throwing him into the horizon. Buh-bye.* Sheepy: *Lucan lets out a scream.* Arsé-kun: *Byeeee, Lucaaaan!* Sheepy: Cascu: Huh. Arsé-kun: Acu: He's the forest's problem now. *and he plops down, looking back at the river. Are the fish biting?* Sheepy: Cascu: Oh, uh. Sheepy: Cascu: What if he dies? Arsé-kun: Acu: From what? He's a servant. Landing in branches won't kill you unless it decapitates you. Sheepy: Cascu: Oh, true. Arsé-kun: *Acu pulls up his tail. Oh, fish!* Sheepy: Cascu: Good job! Sheepy: *Cascu joins Acu in fishing.* Arsé-kun: *Meanwhile, Mozart just looks done. He's done already, homies, he's so done* Arsé-kun: Mozart: It's been an hour and someone is already screaming. What a fantastic load of shit. Someone kick my ass and call me Doug Dimmadome. Sheepy: Satoru: *He slowly looksbup from poking the ground with a stick* ..Uh? Sheepy: Eiji: ...D-Doug... Dim...Dim... Dimm- Uh...Uh ... Doug? Wh-why call you th-that? Sheepy: Eiji:...Sorry...Wh-who ssscreamed?! *Seems likr he just registered that part.* Arsé-kun: Mozart: Because his character is a load of crap, and it was either Bedivere or Lucan. Sheepy: Eiji:!!! Sheepy: Eiji: *He slowly picks himself up off the ground, an expression of pain spreading across his face, before beginning to hobble over to Merlin's tent.* Sheepy: Eiji: M-Merlin... Sheepy: Satoru: It was probably just a bug. Sheepy: Satoru: Or a snake. Sheepy: Satoru: I doubt we should be concerned, Uncle Mozzy. Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he rolls over and drowsily looks at Eiji* Ye..? Sheepy: Eiji: Uh...He...uh, he said th-that he heard, um, a scream....and...you know, it's eith-either Bedi...Bediv- Bedi or Lucan. Sheepy: Eiji:...and n-neither are here... Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... s'not Bedi.. *he yawns* Sheepy: Eiji:...H-how do you know? Arsé-kun: Merlin: 'd feel it.. Sheepy: Eiji:....? Arsé-kun: Mozart: *he sticks his head in* Well, that scream got real distant, real rapidly! Sheepy: Eiji: Sh-should we, um... Sheepy: Eiji: Do s-something? Arsé-kun: Mozart: Maybe? Sheepy: Eiji: M-maybe he was...was fleeing from a mon...monster. Sheepy: Eiji: Or... Arsé-kun: Mozart: Or chasing something? But it didn't sound like a war cry... Sheepy: Eiji:...W-we need to- to, uh, you know, find him. Sheepy: Satoru: *He pokes his head in, followed by one of Salieri's reapers, who's curiously imitating his movements as best as it can* He's probably dead. Sheepy: Satoru: Too bad. Arsé-kun: Mozart: Dead or actually dead? Sheepy: Satoru: Is there a difference? Sheepy: Satoru: When people die, they sleep for a while and then wake up. Sheepy: Satoru: So Choochoo is still out there somewhere. Arsé-kun: Merlin: That's only servants, and even then not always... Sheepy: Satoru: I don't know any servants. Arsé-kun: Merlin: ....... With a capital S, Satoru. Arsé-kun: *Meanwhile, Lance has already started pacing the perimeter. Is it worry? Fear? Anger?* Sheepy: Tristan: What’s wrong? Arsé-kun: Lance: *he utters a low growl* Some.. thing happened.... Sheepy: Tristan: If we need to go, I don't mind. Arsé-kun: *Lance grumbles and looks towards the woods before considering his helmet. Hm* Sheepy: Tristan: I can help. Sheepy: Tristan: My harp can track anyone. Arsé-kun: Lance: *he nods. tristan, you are allowed* Sheepy: *Tristan takes out his harp. He focuses before beginning to walk deeper into the forest.* Arsé-kun: Proto: Hi! *he's still got those arrows stuck in him* Where are you guys going? The hunting parties are coming back! Sheepy: Tristan: Towards the scream we heard. Sheepy: Tristan: Or perhaps. Sheepy: Tritan: "He heard". Sheepy: Tristan: I am not part of "we". Arsé-kun: Proto: Oh, I was there! Big Bro Alter got annoyed and sent Lucan on an adventure! Sheepy: Tristan: .......... Sheepy: Tristan: Not very far, right? Arsé-kun: Proto: No! Sheepy: Tristan: Then let's go get him. Arsé-kun: Proto: Just don't scare the forest hobo! Arsé-kun: Lance: Don't get distrrrrracted.. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...yes...we must find Sir Lucan. Sheepy: Bedi: Why are you looking for Lucan? Arsé-kun: Lance: Arh! *he jumps and nearly smacks Bedi with a nearby tree branch. You gave him a frighten* Sheepy: Bedi:! Sheepy: Bedi: It's just me! Arsé-kun: Proto: You and whatever this is! *he pushes whatever Bedi hunted down. Whatever that is* Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, this? Sheepy: Bedi: It's food. Sheepy: *...By all appearances, whatever it is is not something one would consider edible, let alone tasty.* Arsé-kun: Lance: .... *he puts his helmet on and gurgles. Thank your for your opinion* Sheepy: Bedi: Oh! You seem excited about it! Sheepy: Tristan: Hm? Sheepy: Bedi: You see, the most nutritious part of it is the head. Sheepy: Tristan: I want bear. Arsé-kun: Lance: IIII wanna goooo. Sheepy: Bedi: Don't complain about food. You don't know when you won't have any. Sheepy: Tristan: Sir Lancelot, let's forget about Sir Lucan and get bear. Arsé-kun: *Lance hisses at Tristan. He seems to disagree.* Sheepy: Tristan:...Sir Lucan and then a bear? Arsé-kun: Lance: ▂▂! Sheepy: Tristan: Fine. Sheepy: Bedi:....? Arsé-kun: *Lance puts a hand on Failnaught. Lets gooooooo!* Sheepy: *Tristan continues on his way, now towards Lucan.* Arsé-kun: *Lance follows him, looking around for potential threats* Sheepy: Tristan: Hm...His location is moving, so he's alive. Arsé-kun: Acu: What are you two jokes doing? Dowsing for the fastest way to die? I would assist, but I'm busy. *because he's carrying a big ol' basket of fish. fishing!* Sheepy: Tristan: Trying to find our friend, who you could've gotten killed. Sheepy: Cascu: Oof. That's rough, pal. Arsé-kun: Acu: He said yes to it. It's his problem now. Sheepy: Cascu: It's more loke he said yes to going on an adventure, not being thrown into a new dimension. Arsé-kun: Acu: That is an adventure. Sheepy: Cascu: Well, you're not wrong. Sheepy: Tristan: .... Sheepy: Tristan: How sad... Sheepy: Tristan: He died as he lived... Sheepy: Tristan: Being thrown into situations he couldn't control. Arsé-kun: Acu: Try not to feel too bad. Sheepy: Tristan: How sad! Sheepy: Cascu: This guy cries more than a baby does. Sheepy: Cascu: That's more fitting for Master's little chick... Arsé-kun: Acu: Hands off. *he pulls the basket away from Lancelot, who was Very Slowly reaching for it. But he's too late, and Lancelot has armed himself with a big ol' fish.* Arsé-kun: *This is, in fact, a suitable weapon for a one-time use. Reinforcing it with Knight of Owner will make it last longer, and do more damage. It does not prevent the fish-slap sound as Acu gets bombarded with a Noble Phantasm-level fish.* Sheepy: Tristan:....? Sheepy: Tristan: How sad...! Not only did he kill Sir Lucan, he also killed an innocent fish! Sheepy: Cascu: What the-?!! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: *they came to check out what was happening. Step one: Do not laugh. Fail miserably.* Sheepy: Cascu: OI! You can't just hit my friend like that! Sheepy: Cascu: Do you realize how much time it took us to fish those up?! Sheepy: Cascu: And then you just go ahead and hit him! Just like that! Against a rock! Arsé-kun: Lance: ▃▅▅▅▂▃▅!!! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Oh, allow me to translate Berserker. He says he's angry that his own friend was harmed. Sheepy: Cascu: Yeah, and he just eviscerated mine by hitting it against Alter! Sheepy: Cascu:.....*Snrrrk* Sheepy: Cascu: I really don't care. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: How cruel you are! *they giggle. Enkidu is enjoying this* Sheepy: Tristan: Sir Lancelot. Sheepy: Tristan: Sir Lancelot, we must go soon. Arsé-kun: *Lance stops mid-swing and stares at Tristan, remembering that yes, there is something more important than getting a Fish Kill.* Sheepy: Tristan: We have to go. Arsé-kun: Lance: ..... *he smacks Acu one, last time before putting the fish back in the basket* ... Rrrrrrright.. Sheepy: Tristan: The sooner we find him, the more time you can spend with Lady Guinevere. Arsé-kun: *Meanwhile, there is a high probability that Acu has just died standing up, which means I can say! FISH KILL!*

Arsé-kun: Lance: ! Arsé-kun: *Lance grabs Tristan by the arm and runs off. Adios!* Sheepy: *The two head towards Lucan's location !* Arsé-kun: *Acu recovers due to Guts, meanwhile. haha. guts. hahaha* Sheepy: *hahaha* Arsé-kun: Acu: ....... What just happened. Sheepy: Cascu: You got decimated by a fish. Arsé-kun: Acu: .... *he looks away* Still better than being beaten because we saw boobs. Sheepy: Cascu: Mm, true. Arsé-kun: Acu: Not a word about this, or I'll put your head on the wall. Sheepy: Cascu: Sure, I won't. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I'll simply omit names. :D Sheepy: Cascu: Yikes, do you have a death wish? Sheepy: Cascu: Anyway...let's go back. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I'm sure the fish will be widely appreciated! Sheepy: Cascu: Yes, as opposed to that...thing. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Ah, that.. Sheepy: Cascu: What IS that? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I believe I have heard it be referred to as a "Soul Eater" Sheepy: Cascu: Disgusting. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: If a human eats it and it ate human souls, does it count as cannibalism? Sheepy: Cascu:....... Sheepy: Cascu: He might try to make Master or Master's little chick eat it if we don't go back soon.. Arsé-kun: Acu: .... Then shut your mouth and get moving. Sheepy: Cascu: *He huffs and rushes for the camp* Sheepy: Bedi: --It's full of nutrients! Sheepy: Guin: Nobody is eating that! It looks horrible! Sheepy: Bedi: *He holds up some strange vegetables* I was going to make a soup out of it. Arsé-kun: Minako: Even I'm not eating that!! Sheepy: Bedi: You shouldn't be so picky. Sheepy: Bedi: Repeat after me! Sheepy: Bedi: King Arthur Rule #3: You can never afford to be picky! What matters is its nutritious value! Sheepy: Guin: No!! Sheepy: Satoru: You can never afford to be nutritious. What matters is its picky value. Sheepy: Bedi: Um...Y-yes, that too Arsé-kun: Merlin: .... Bedi, babe, while we could eat it, I don't think it's great for humans! Sheepy: Bedi: Hmm? Sheepy: Bedi: ...Why not? Sheepy: Eiji: *He's fearfully staring at the soul eater corpse.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Demon flesh isn't great for you. Arsé-kun: Merlin: And anyway, where did you find that??? Sheepy: Bedi:...Then what do we do with this? Sheepy: Bedi:...Huh? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Those aren't native!! Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, uh... *He points deeper into the forest* Sheepy: Bedi: I found those vegetables there, too. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Those are fine. Sheepy: Bedi: But what do I do with this? Sheepy: Bedi: It was all alone. Sheepy: Bedi: Are they solitary creatures? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Uhhh. I mean, I guess we could use the fur, but that's the only usable thing. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Sometimes? Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, fur is warm! Sheepy: Bedi: If Lobo was here, he could eat it. Arsé-kun: Mozart: Could we donate it for the sciences..? Sheepy: Cascu: WE'VE GOT FISH! Sheepy: Bedi: But... Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I'm gonna ask again! If something that eats human souls is eaten by a human, is it cannibalism? Sheepy: *The sound of horse hooves approaches!* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: ..! Two servants in range, inbound! Sheepy: Satoru: The answer is horse Sheepy: *Buddy gallops into view! Griflet is upon his back.* Sheepy: *Cascu readies his staff.* Arsé-kun: *and so is Kay, who is holding onto Grif like his life depended on it* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oh, it's just you guys! What nonsense are you up to this time? Sheepy: Griflet: You stole from me. Sheepy: Griflet: It's mine. Return it. Sheepy: Bedi:...? Arsé-kun: Kay: Do we really need that thing??? Arsé-kun: Kay: I'm trying not to! The less I know, the better off I'll be at the end of it! Sheepy: Griflet: The only thing the beast will accept to allow me to finish my quest is the corpse of that Soul Eater. Arsé-kun: Acu: Take it. Get it out of our sight. Sheepy: Griflet: That way, it will fight me to the death and return the maiden of this forest. Weren't you listening? Sheepy: Griflet:...I can have it? Is this a trap? Arsé-kun: Acu: Take it before it gets cooked. No one wants that. Sheepy: Griflet: ....*He slowly unsheathes his sword and slips off of Buddy, hesitantly approaching the Soul Eater and glaring daggers at the group.* Sheepy: *Griflet grabs it and starts dragging it back to Buddy, not taking his eyes off the group.* Arsé-kun: Kay: You expect the poor horse to carry that ugly bastard?! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, the horse is carrying you, isn't it! Sheepy: Griflet: Hm... Sheepy: Griflet: Kay. Sheepy: Griflet: You carry it. Then Buddy doesn't have to. Arsé-kun: Kay: I'm not carrying that. Sheepy: Griflet: Do you want her to die? Arsé-kun: Kay: I am not touching that!! You carry it, sir brave knight! Sheepy: Griflet: Then you control Buddy. Arsé-kun: Kay: That I can at least try to do. Sheepy: Griflet: And I'll carry the Soul Eater. Arsé-kun: Kay: Great!! Lets get this over with so we can go home! Sheepy: Griflet: Yes. *He heads towards the deeper part of the forest again* Sheepy: Bedi: Are you sure you don't want to join us instead? Arsé-kun: Kay: .... Uh, I think I'd die if I did. Maybe after we're done, if you're still here! Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, sure! Arsé-kun: Kay: Something to look forward to! Sheepy: *Buddy is eating grass. Buddy does not care about anything.* Sheepy: Bedi: Yes! Sheepy: Bedi:...But still...I wonder how it tasted... Sheepy: Bedi: *He appears a bit disappointed...* Arsé-kun: *Kay makes a face of disgust* Sheepy: Guin: He tried to make Eiji and Satoru eat it. Arsé-kun: *Kay looks more disgusted* Sheepy: Satoru: It's nutritious not to be picky. You can never afford to value. Sheepy: Bedi: No... Sheepy: Satoru: It's picky to value nutrition. You can never afford to be. Arsé-kun: Merlin: That one was almost acceptable. Sheepy: Bedi: N-no.... Sheepy: Satoru: You can afford to never value nutrition. It's picky. Arsé-kun: Angra: It's afford to picky nutrition. You can never value to be. Sheepy: Bedi: No!! Sheepy: Satoru: It's picky to never afford value. You can be nutrition. Arsé-kun: Angra: Nutrition it's be picky can to you. Never value afford. Sheepy: Bedi: Merlin, I'm being bullied by a child. Arsé-kun: Angra: And a Master. Sheepy: Bedi: Eh...? You're a Master? Arsé-kun: Angra: No!! He is! Sheepy: Satoru: No, I'm a child. Sheepy: Satoru: And one day I'll evolve into a grownup. Sheepy: Satoru: Charles Darwin is to be thanked for that. Sheepy: Satoru: I've given up on my dreams and that's okay Sheepy: Satoru: Not everyone needs to accomplish their dreams. Arsé-kun: Acu: Sounds right to me. Someone take this fish. Sheepy: Satoru: Ambitions are a human concept. Sheepy: *Bedi takes the fish, disappointed still.* Sheepy: Satoru: But what if my dream is not a human one? Sheepy: Satoru: But I am human, therefore disallowing me from truly accomplishing it. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, that depends on what it is! Sheepy: Satoru: I guess so. Sheepy: Satoru: I want to keep everyone safe. If I was strong, nobody would die. If I was strong, I could prevent the eventual dinosaur takeover that'll end in the deaths of millions. Sheepy: Satoru: But I'm not. I'm just a child. Arsé-kun: Minako: For now. Sheepy: Satoru: But for how long? Arsé-kun: Minako: Six years? Sheepy: Satoru: Age isn't a determinant of one's status as a child. Arsé-kun: Angra: If that's the case, I'm baby. Sheepy: Satoru: You're a big baby. Arsé-kun: Angra: Yup! Sheepy: Eiji: ...Uhm... Sheepy: Eiji:...... Sheepy: Satoru: And I'm a child because I'm weak and can't control anything around me. Adults are strong so they can do whatever they want. Arsé-kun: Angra: Adults can be pussies. Adults are usually the ones doing stupid shit! Sheepy: Satoru: I don't understand. Arsé-kun: Angra: Kids don't know shit fuck! Adults know stuff and do idiot crap anyway! Sheepy: Bedi: Strength isn't related to status. Anyone can be strong so long as they believe in themselves. Sheepy: Satoru: Hmmm.. Arsé-kun: Angra: Wow! Gee! Thanks for the helpful tip! Sheepy: Bedi: Yes, you're welcome. Arsé-kun: Angra: If I believe in myself, will I be able to nullify snake bites? Sheepy: Bedi: Why? Arsé-kun: Angra: I got bitten up so Master didn't have to! Sheepy: Bedi: ........ Arsé-kun: Angra: On the bright side, it's too weak to affect me! Arsé-kun: Angra: It's just itchy. Sheepy: Bedi: That's good. Arsé-kun: *And now, Mozart just sitting with Salieri, ignoring everyone else in favor of nice nature sounds, as well as whatever Ozy is watching in his tent. Featuring "Where the fuck did Yan Qing go NOW"* Sheepy: *That IS a good question!* Arsé-kun: *Local Assassin needs to Stop Doing This* Sheepy: *But he's bored!* Arsé-kun: *the answer is not that far, with Enkidu, who is excitedly relaying something over* Sheepy: *Yan Qing is laughing.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: And.. And they just stood there! And died like that! *and they start laughing* Sheepy: Yan Qing: Amazing! Arsé-kun: *and then Enkidu gets distracted by the stream Ozy is watching and pokes his head in. What stupid shit is Gil up to? The answer is “A Lot”. The kitchen is in ruins.*

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Fate goes (camping again, i guess)

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Arsé-kun: Hyde: -N' that's why I think we should give kiddos some knives with their sweets! Sheepy: Satoru: Wow. So you’re going to create a knife fight over candy. Sheepy: Satoru: ...Therefore lowering the sales of candy, which improves dental care and reduces the need for dentists. Arsé-kun: Hyde: Fuck dentists, man. Sheepy: Satoru: ...Which puts many dentists out of work, causing a crisis of unemployment. Arsé-kun: Hyde: They can get other jobs! Sheepy: Satoru: Therefore causing issues with the economy since there are already not enough jobs for too many people... Arsé-kun: Mori: Causing some minor economic collapse. Sheepy: Satoru: Yes. Sheepy: Satoru: All to see children get into knife fights Arsé-kun: Hyde: Why should I care what happens later? I just wanna see a kiddie knife fight. Sheepy: Satoru: Because the consequences of your actions will hunt you down. Arsé-kun: Hyde: Nah, those're Jekyll's problems! Sheepy: Satoru: I think it’s supposed to be haunt but Rider says hunt. Arsé-kun: Mori: Hunt can be correct in some contexts. Sheepy: Satoru: Rider is good at hunting. Sheepy: Satoru: Rider can find you no matter how well you hide. Arsé-kun: Hyde: Only Jek can hide but only Hyde can Hyde! Sheepy: Satoru: Huh? Sheepy: Satoru: I guess you Hyde very well then. Arsé-kun: Hyde: I sure do! Sheepy: Satoru: Lobo is good at sniffing people out, too. Sheepy: Lobo: *His tail has begun wagging. He doesn’t seem to think anyone has noticed. He’s a good!* Arsé-kun: Mori: What's this? *he puts his hands on Lobo's big paw, which is on his lap* What's this for? Sheepy: Satoru: Can you hide your smell? Sheepy: Lobo: *boof* Arsé-kun: Hyde: Hell, probably! Arsé-kun: Mori: Can I have this? Sheepy: Lobo: ...? *He seems to be getting into the conversation, based on his tail wagging! He responds with another boof.* Arsé-kun: Hyde: Oh, oh, ehehehe! If you have that, I see what I want! Sheepy: Satoru: Huh? Arsé-kun: *Hyde beelines for the bear trap on Lobo's leg. Look, free tetanus!* Sheepy: Lobo: *He looks over from nuzzling Mori, his fur bristling and his friendly expression turning to one of pure hatred upon noticing Hyde. He lets out a warning snarl, baring his teeth.* Arsé-kun: Hyde: What, you WANT this thing?? Arsé-kun: Hyde: This a piercing for dogs?? Sheepy: *Lobo lets out another even angrier warning snarl.* Arsé-kun: Hyde: I don't speak German! Sheepy: Lobo: *Groowwwwwllll* Arsé-kun: Hyde: You wanna keep this thing? Sheepy: *Lobo is watching Hyde closely...* Arsé-kun: *Hyde has placed a single finger on the bear trap* Sheepy: *Lobo bites Hyde's hand!* Arsé-kun: Hyde: *he looks delighted* You can have it if I can take that! Sheepy: Lobo: *He didn't expect that reponse. Why does Hyde seem so happy?* Arsé-kun: Mori: The both of you, do stop before you summon them from the depths below. Sheepy: *Lobo doesn't care about that. Lobo is defensive.* Arsé-kun: *and Hyde goes to push the bear trap open one-handed. Progress is not made at all.* Sheepy: *Lobo bites Hyde, lifting him up into the air and shaking him around.* Arsé-kun: Hyde: *WHEEE!* Sheepy: Satoru: ...Ummm. Arsé-kun: Mori: ... Lets ignore that. What is it, Satoru? Sheepy: Satoru: Nothing, if we're ignoring that. Arsé-kun: Mori: Oh. What was your concern, then? Sheepy: Satoru: Won't that bother Dad? Arsé-kun: Mori: Oh, most likely. Sheepy: Satoru: Isn't that a problem? Arsé-kun: Mori: Well, yes. That is why I pointed it out initially. Sheepy: Satoru: Oh well. Arsé-kun: Mori: It is their problem now. Arsé-kun: Vlad: WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING UP THERE, KNOCK IT OFF! Sheepy: *Lobo stops briefly before continuing.* Arsé-kun: *Hyde's already got whiplash and doesn't care. This is fun!* Arsé-kun: Mori: ... That's enough, Lobo. Sheepy: *Lobo huffs and drops Hyde before returning to his original position.* Arsé-kun: Hyde: Haaa.. Haaa.. Lets do that again sometime! *He had his fun. At least three bones are broken. He doesn't care* Arsé-kun: Hyde: ... 's it normal to not be able to feel your arms? Askin' for Jekyll. *...nooo, you're not. he's not even subtle.* Sheepy: Lobo:....*Huff* Sheepy: Satoru: No. Arsé-kun: Hyde: That's a shame! He gets to deal with it! Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: Mori: .... And Rider, I don't recommend you go down there. Recall the last time you tried? Sheepy: Rider:...... Sheepy: Rider:.................*He gives Mori a thumbs up...before going down.* Arsé-kun: Mori: ... I won't go to your next funeral. Sheepy: Satoru: Oh, he's dead. Arsé-kun: Hyde: dibs on his shit Sheepy: Satoru: You'll be dead soon too. Arsé-kun: Hyde: Not again. Sheepy: Satoru: Everyone dies. Arsé-kun: Mori: That's enough of this conversation. Sheepy: Satoru: Except Grandpa. Grandpa is invincible because old people trade their flexibility for immortality. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: *airhorn, followed by screaming. Mozart also screams. He is not downstairs* Sheepy: Satoru: Oh, there he goes. Sheepy: Lobo: *He whines* Arsé-kun: Mori: Last I checked, Rider does not scream. *he pats Lobo* Sheepy: Cu, from another room: SHUT UP! Arsé-kun: Acu, from yet another room: YOU SHUT UP! Sheepy: Lobo: *boof* Arsé-kun: *Herc yells from somewhere* Sheepy: CasCu, from the same room as Acu: EVERYONE SHUT UP! I'M WATCHING A DOGUMENTARY! Arsé-kun: Proto: DOG? Sheepy: Cascu: DOG! Arsé-kun: *and Proto bashes into the aforementioned room. Dog? Dogs??* Sheepy: *There's dogs on tv and dogs watching tv. Three white dogs and at least one cu.* Arsé-kun: *three Cu. Four if Mini Cu counts.* Sheepy: *He absolutely counts.* Sheepy: *That makes seven whole dogs!* Arsé-kun: *and they're all watching this nice dogumentary about puppies. depression cured.* Arsé-kun: Proto: ... .... *he registers the white dogs. processing...* !! !!! Look at all these fantastic boofers! Sheepy: Cascu: They're my dogs! Arsé-kun: Proto: I love them! *he melts into the nearest fluffy pup* Sheepy: *The puppy licks Proto!* Arsé-kun: *Full hp recovery, full np bars, all debuffs removed, melted status extended* Arsé-kun: *this room has a strict no depression policy. It cannot exist in dog heaven. Even Acu looks content* Arsé-kun: *there is nothing to do here. Lets check on Rider.* Sheepy: *Rider seems pretty proud of himself.* Arsé-kun: *Rider is not dead. Except, he is, because he is a ghost. He is not re-dead. Undead? Alive??* Sheepy: Rider: "Of course!" Sheepy: Rider: "Seeing a shocked expression on your face is worth it." Sheepy: Carmilla: You're lucky I don't bleed you dry! Sheepy: Rider: "Oh, did you know?" Sheepy: Rider: "It's going to be Halloween soon." Sheepy: Carmilla: And? Sheepy: Rider: "Heads will roll." Sheepy: Rider: "For Halloween, I will be the Headless Horseman of the Sleepy Hollows. Arsé-kun: Vlad: At least do something different. I've already made you something. Arsé-kun: Vlad: You're not getting any choice this year, not after that stunt. Sheepy: Rider:....? Sheepy: Rider: "What?" Sheepy: Rider: "What are you going to force me to wear?!" Arsé-kun: Vlad: I hope you like pumpkins. Sheepy: Rider:...... Sheepy: Rider: "I'm going to be a laughing stock." Arsé-kun: Vlad: Will you? We'll have to see. Sheepy: Rider: "You're cruel!" Arsé-kun: Vlad: Thank you. For this Halloween I am being what I am perceived to be. Sheepy: Rider: "That isn't just a perception!" Arsé-kun: Vlad: Moreso than that. Sheepy: Carmilla: If I perceive you giving me money, will you give me cash? Arsé-kun: Vlad: I don't know, would Dracula do that? Sheepy: Carmilla: No clue. Sheepy: Rider: "Are you going to kidnap Mina too?" Sheepy: Rider: "And find yourself a Renfield?" Arsé-kun: Vlad: Bah. At least a quarter of the household would be a Renfield. Arsé-kun: Vlad: And.... One Mina, who I have no interest in. Sheepy: Rider: "Can I decapitate her?" Sheepy: Carmilla: Oooohhhh, Vlad has a giiirlfriiiieeeend. Arsé-kun: Vlad: Can you decapitate Guinevere? Arsé-kun: Vlad: That is not what I said, you cat! Sheepy: Carmilla: Vlad and Mina sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Arsé-kun: Vlad: Disgusting. At least your book was accurate. Sheepy: Carmilla: Eheheh. Arsé-kun: Vlad: And don't make me actually read mine to prove you wrong. Sheepy: *The vampire-esque music briefly stops before continuing.* Arsé-kun: Vlad: *he just glances over.* Sheepy: *....Tristan, how are you producing those noises with a harp??* Arsé-kun: *carefully* Arsé-kun: Vlad: .... And you don't need to be doing any of.. Whatever you are doing. Sheepy: Tristan: How sad, how sad! Sheepy: Tristan: Ahhhh, if only you were our boss and not that cruel, beautiful woman! How wretched she was! Sheepy: Tristan: Oh, all the time Sir Lancelot and I wasted running her silly errands, preventing Halloween... Oh, it could've been spent gossiping about attractive (married) women...! Socializing with beautiful (married) women in bars! Looking at gorgeous (married) women! Having a fling with lovely (married) women! Sheepy: Rider: "I feel like there's a hidden meaning behind those words..." Arsé-kun: Vlad: Found the Renfield. Sheepy: Tristan: What is Renfield? Arsé-kun: Vlad: A chatterbox. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah. Arsé-kun: Vlad: ... And as far as I am concerned, even you function better than a Renfield. Sheepy: Tritsan: What? Sheepy: Tristan: Thank you. Arsé-kun: *As Vlad turns back to resume threatening Rider with bad costumes, Tristan's phone beeps. Because it's not dead for once? Who charged it on him? How dare-* Sheepy: Tristan: *He looks* Arsé-kun: *Kay's messaging the group chat* Arsé-kun: Kay:// Boys, guess who's got some premium shit talk? Sheepy: Arthur:// how many guesses do we get lI'm gonna have to think this one through a bit Sheepy: Bedi: // You? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Guts, give him his phone back unless yours was hit by a truck. Sheepy: Arthur:// he's got mine because he's changing some settings on it to prevent me from airdropping him this one cat picture over and over again Sheepy: Arthur:// he doesn't know I have it and I don't think that setting exists Arsé-kun: Kay:// Send me it later. Anyway, Kiddo's pop gains some weight and hoo boy does he look like shit! This mans makin' Gawain's fattest potato harvest look small! Arsé-kun: Kay:// But I bet all you guys want is deets and not sick burns, right? Of what this fuckers up to? Sheepy: Gawain:// You gained weight? It's the alcohol I tell uou. Sheepy: Bedi:// 🙂 Arsé-kun: Kay:// No! Not me! Sheepy: Gawain: // Whom? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Gawain you don't know jack shit so stfu, all you know is how big the sun is compared to your dick. Arsé-kun: Kay:// My summoner's """dad""". Not even his real one. Dickass fuckin greedy bastard. Sheepy: Gawain: // I mean...that's not a good comparison, comparing things of similar size. Sheepy: Bedi: // Ah, what is he up to? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Who said dick Sheepy: Bedi: // Not number wise, but plots. Sheepy: Bedi: // Merlin!! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// H hewwo? Sheepy: Bedi: // 💗 Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Hewwo! Sheepy: Arthur:// ew it's you Arsé-kun: Kay:// Oh, he's trying to rerun for mayor again. Same old. Merlin i s2g I'll punt you back into space Sheepy: Gawain: // He was mayor? Sheepy: Gawain: // Are mayors higher than kings? Sheepy: Arthur:// depends Arsé-kun: Kay:// Hm.. Yeah, depends on where. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Generally no? But it can lead to who knows what. Sheepy: Arthur:// not what I meant lol Arsé-kun: Kay:// It's like electing Aggy-kun to rule over a town. Sheepy: Gawain: // Oh, I see. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Except maybe worse off in this case. Sheepy: Bedi: // But is he getting any traction? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Say what u want about Aggy, but at least he had restraints. Minimum. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Well, the big shadow thing got bigger! So I'm gonna say yes? Arsé-kun: Kay:// I'm gonna throw Elyan at it and see what happens Sheepy: Bedi: // Those are related? Sheepy: Arthur:// he'll turn into fried chicken Arsé-kun: Kay:// They're not? I mean, it showed up a bit after he was elected the first time. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Also nice. Sheepy: Bedi: // That's concerning. Real concerning. Sheepy: Arthur:// if he's gutsy just make him not lololol Arsé-kun: Kay:// The good news is I don't think it's been as lethal? Peopleve seen it but nothing happened? Shits fucky. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Kick him in the crotch Sheepy: Arthur:// doesn't take much work Sheepy: Arthur:// or use bedi's idea of a weight loss plan and sic grif on him Sheepy: Bedi: // ? I had a weight loss plan? But I never tried to lose weight? Sheepy: Arthur:// don't worry about it Arsé-kun: Lance:// aa? Sheepy: Arthur:// ew it's you Arsé-kun: Kay:// I THINK I GET IT YOU NASTY FUCKR Sheepy: Arthur:// 🙂 Sheepy: Arthur:// well is it a bad plan? Sheepy: Bedi: // ????? Sheepy: Bedi:// What? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Yes!! Jesus christ Lucan, don't talk shit about Bedivere like that! You wanna lost limbs? Arsé-kun: Kay:// *lose Sheepy: Arthur:// heyhey it's all in good spirit Arsé-kun: Merlin:// I call first dibs on kicking his ass Sheepy: Bedi:// 😟 Sheepy: Gawain:// :thinking: Arsé-kun: Kay:// But Grif IS the one who put mr mayor in the hospital for a bit so I mean. We could? Arsé-kun: Kay:// For the uninformed, he pays us cash to keep Grif away from him. Arsé-kun: Kay:// I for one think this is fucking hilarious. Sheepy: Gawain:// Uh, what did Grif do? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Lose his temper. You know of Grif is. Multiply it. Sheepy: Gawain:// Oof. Sheepy: Bedi://...Him ending up in a wheelchair is due to Griflet??? Sheepy: Arthur:// good old grif Arsé-kun: Kay:// You know! Little Griflet things! Sheepy: Arthur:// oh wow you haven't banned me yet over that last one lol Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Well, duh. It's not your pjone Sheepy: Arthur:// oh yeah I forgot Sheepy: Bedi:// Please try to make sure he doesn't hurt anyone else. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Way ahead of you. He's been doing ok. He's like an evil detecting dog, but like, a bit dumber. bc dogs can figure out doors. Sheepy: Bedi:// He can be very sweet and gentle, but his short and violent temper may hide that. Sheepy: Arthur:// no he can't Arsé-kun: Kay:// His temper is shorter than lancelots. angry lancelot, not romcom binging lancelot. Sheepy: Arthur:// that's a temper? Sheepy: Arthur:// thought it was just how he was usually Arsé-kun: Lance:// He does what Arsé-kun: Kay:// yes and yes Sheepy: Gawain:// Hmmmmmmmm Sheepy: Gawain:// Hmmmmmm Arsé-kun: Kay:// Use that ammo as you will. Arsé-kun: Kay:// But ok wait call now and get more shit. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Like... Sheepy: Gawain:// I wanted to hang out with him but like he might spoil my favorite romcom Arsé-kun: Kay:// Gawain? You made me read that with my own eyes. How dare you. Arsé-kun: Kay:// cults r bad for u and so is bad stuff gee whilly whee Sheepy: Gawain:// It's called "The Knights of the Round Table Chat" Arsé-kun: Kay:// HAHAHAHHA Arsé-kun: Lance:// Arsé-kun: Kay:// Oh we killed berserkerlot may he rest in shit Sheepy: Arthur:// lancelot is donealot with all of you Sheepy: Arthur:// lancelot hmmmmmmmmmm Arsé-kun: Lance:// I caNT typw if im' laugfin g Sheepy: Arthur:// if he gives you money to support you ofyen is he financelot Arsé-kun: Lance:// STIO[ Arsé-kun: Kay:// All right you goddamn clown, go back to clown school Sheepy: Bedi:// Kay Sheepy: Bedi:// Tell me more Arsé-kun: Kay:// I was gonna say how bad people like summoning Avengers but they didn't want Avengers! Not the damn movie! Arsé-kun: Kay:// First one of you to say avengers comics gets unsolicited eye pics Sheepy: Bedi:// What... Sheepy: Bedi:// Hold on. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Holding! Sheepy: Bedi:// We have an avenger here who Master's son was forced to summon. Sheepy: Bedi:// Is that the avenger? Arsé-kun: Kay:// That's! The! One! Sheepy: Arthur:// lol putting that out in the internet for potential hackers to see Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Who the hell would hack a server with a bad ms paint entry page? Sheepy: Bedi:// And the one who forced him to summon the Avenger was his mother's husband, Masato, a wealthy business owner. Arsé-kun: Kay:// guy involved with the whole thing spilled to Kiddo. Hoo? Hoooooooooo BBY Sheepy: Bedi:// Could the two be working together? Sheepy: Bedi:// This isn't good. Arsé-kun: Kay:// I don't know about the -to but I know there's a Masa- guy workin' there. wait let me ask Arsé-kun: Kay:// kiddo says some guy named Masanori worked for his fatass dad. Like a butler? People have those in 2018? Sheepy: Bedi://..... Sheepy: Bedi:// Um. Sheepy: Bedi:// That's the guy. Sheepy: Arthur:// :o Sheepy: Arthur:// bedi and I work hard you know Arsé-kun: Lance:// ILL KILL HIM Sheepy: Arthur:// lol good luck I'm behind 9 proxies Sheepy: Bedi:// So it's a much larger organisation than I had assumed. However, this raises questions. Arsé-kun: Kay:// no shit! and @lucan, fuck you m8, you know what I meant! Sheepy: Arthur:// lololol Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Who wants to tell lil magus babbus mum that sad business mans second form, ultimate douchefucker, is involved in shady shit! Shotnot! Sheepy: Bedi:// Merlin Sheepy: Bedi:// Second form? That's what I'm questioning. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// did Sheepy: Bedi:// I suppose it makes no difference. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Did you forget masato and masanori or are you sayin somethin else babe Sheepy: Bedi:// Nono that's not it Arsé-kun: Merlin:// nori is ultimate douchefucker. i bet he doesnt clean em Sheepy: Bedi:// It's just that with how Masato acted, it's hard to believe that he was anything but a business owner at one time. Sheepy: Bedi:// Since I've heard it's really all he cared about. Sheepy: Bedi:// But it's unimportant. Sheepy: Arthur:// with the way kay drinks it's hard ro believe he wasn't an alcoholic at one point but here we are Sheepy: Arthur:// people change. except lancelot saber Arsé-kun: Kay:// I could list all the ways I'm not right now you jackass Arsé-kun: Lance:// what i remember which isnt much, guy was ok. bad dad but tried? the other one im going to kill. Sheepy: Arthur:// it's okay you don't need to deny it because bedi eill break my spine the next time we see eavh othrr Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Why would sweet bedivere do that? Arsé-kun: Lance:// guin confirmed what i put, if he wasnt two people id kill him riht now Sheepy: Arthur:// sweet lololol Sheepy: Arthur:// he's more like a worrywart Sheepy: Arthur:// don't move lucan you'll die with those injuries just stay put Arsé-kun: Kay:// Tristan voice; Maybe I want to die, mind your own business Arsé-kun: Kay:// Speaking of whys he never here, can he not read? Sheepy: Arthur:// oh I have him blocked LOL I didn't know he wasn't here Sheepy: Tristan:// xffdhfv Arsé-kun: Kay:// Oh shit he's alive! Whattup big red Sheepy: Tristan:// arm hurt neck stiff Arsé-kun: Kay:// And that's your own damn fault Lucan why don't you do somethin about ur issues for once? Sheepy: Arthur:// getting my skull bashed in is my fault lol Sheepy: Arthur:// ok Arsé-kun: Merlin:// knees weak arms spagetti Arsé-kun: Kay:// I said do somethin about it, not OH WOE ME Sheepy: Arthur:// whst can I do about it Sheepy: Arthur:// when I tell him he denies it Arsé-kun: Kay:// cmere tristan ill kick ur ass too Arsé-kun: Kay:// you guys can use my old get along shirt Sheepy: Tristan:// I'm sad Arsé-kun: Kay:// we know big red Sheepy: Arthur:// lol I'd rather grif use me as his chewtoy Arsé-kun: Kay:// He wouldn't like that much Sheepy: Arthur:// that wah I get time off work to clean and cook Arsé-kun: Kay:// Wah? Sheepy: Arthur:// waaaahhh Arsé-kun: Kay:// Wah?? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Wah! Sheepy: Arthur:// I "overworked" myself again and "passed out" so the king is punishing me, I wsnns clean Sheepy: Arthur:// so much to do... Sheepy: Arthur:// let me join you for ahen you beat up the big bad Arsé-kun: Merlin:// You're a servant! How mch did you do to reach that point??? Arsé-kun: Lance:// k Sheepy: Arthur:// lolol it was just a short nap I closed my eyes for a second Sheepy: Arthur:// tiny break punishable by the tedium of being forced to stay put and "rest" Sheepy: Lucan:// Sir Lucan, a few days is not a short nap...! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// kick his ass sir ill hold ya crown Sheepy: Arthur:// lolol it was enough rest put me bsck on duty Sheepy: Bedi://!!!!!! Sheepy: Arthur:// also get yhis doh off of me its fouffy but preventing me from leaving to clean Sheepy: Arthur:// dogs arent even allowed in here whose dog is this Arsé-kun: Merlin:// send pics Sheepy: *"Arthur" sends a picture of a white dog!* Arsé-kun: *Image is saved by Lancelot* Arsé-kun: *which one? yes.* Sheepy: Arthur:// my clotgws need cleaning now because of fur and my face needs a good scrub because it licked me Sheepy: Arthur:// yuck Arsé-kun: Merlin:// fantasti doge 10/10 Sheepy: Arthur:// it's getting in my wau Arsé-kun: Kay:// Suffe Arsé-kun: Kay:// wait i gotta Sheepy: Lucan:// I took your phone away so you'd sleep. Arsé-kun: *Kay sends an image of Grif squatting on a chair. Elyan's on his head* Arsé-kun: Kay:// Similar minds think alike.png.exe Sheepy: Arthur:// what is grif doing Arsé-kun: Kay:// fuck if i know Sheepy: Arthur:// he looks content Arsé-kun: Kay:// ikr Sheepy: Arthur:// how are you not dead Sheepy: Arthur:// iwvit your master using seals yo stop him Arsé-kun: Kay:// No. The answer will blow ur goddamn mind. More than it was already. ha. Sheepy: Arthur:// lol Arsé-kun: Kay:// We're friends. Surprise jackasses Sheepy: Arthur:// lol good joke Sheepy: Bedi:// Huh? That's obvious. Arsé-kun: Kay:// no i was serious that time lucan Sheepy: Arthur:// lolololol Sheepy: Arthur:// funny Arsé-kun: Kay:// Look ill prove im not all talk hold on Arsé-kun: Merlin:// not cleaning that up either if it goes south Sheepy: Arthur:// rip kay Sheepy: Arthur:// good knowing you Arsé-kun: Lance:// uhhhhhh arrrre we supposed to do anything with the prior info Sheepy: Arthur:// yes Sheepy: Arthur:// brijh me along Sheepy: Lucan:// Do not bring him along. Arsé-kun: Lance:// later Sheepy: Arthur:// iyll bevgreat you should see my noble ohantasm Sheepy: Arthur:// oh waitv tgats spoiler territory Arsé-kun: Merlin:// I know them!! I know the spoilers! You can keep it! Sheepy: Arthur:// I'm banned from using it Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Keep it that way for the love of the gods Sheepy: Arthur:// what? Sheepy: Arthur:// wjats wrong with ir Arsé-kun: *Kay sends in an image! Of him, with an arm around Grif's shoulder. Grif is glaring at the camera probably. elyan is photobombing. lupin is also photobombing.* Arsé-kun: Merlin:// all of it, every fuckin thing Arsé-kun: *Lancelot saves the image* Arsé-kun: Merlin:// (◕△◕✿) Sheepy: Arthur:// lololol who's the snobbu looking guy Sheepy: Bedi:// Oh! Sheepy: Arthur:// oh wait that's just kay lol Sheepy: Arthur:// lololol there's nothing wrong wuth my np Sheepy: Arthur:// just dint wanns reveak its true name or deets in case simeone hacks the chat Sheepy: Arthur:// or in case I gotta fighf one of you people who wouldnt know Sheepy: Arthur:// it's my secret tool lol Sheepy: Lucan:// Why would you use that in a 1v1? Sheepy: Arthur:// no spoilers! Sheepy: Bedi:// Kay, when did Kidd summon a new servant? Sheepy: Tristan:// If we need to find Masanori I can be of assistance. Sheepy: Arthur:// nono thisll be a no tristan allowed stealth mission Sheepy: Tristan:// Ah... my king is cruel like always... he simply cannot understand the simple man. Sheepy: Lucan:// Sir Tristan, that's not me! I'm Arthur! You can go! Sheepy: Tristan:// Don't lie like this, Sir Lucan! You've gone too far! Sheepy: Arthur:// lolol sit in a box in the corner tristan you're grounded for being naughty Sheepy: *Tristan starts sobbing and shifts into the corner...* Sheepy: Arthur:// LOL he's stomping over here Sheepy: Arthur:// good luck getting through my 9 proxies my king Arsé-kun: Kay:// I look away for ten second and Lucan fucks up the everything. Cool nice ok Arsé-kun: Kay:// Hold the fuck i need to read this backlog now Arsé-kun: Lance:// aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sheepy: Arthur:// why are you screaming Sheepy: Arthur:// oh he looks mad Arsé-kun: Kay:// Good luck with the king, shitlips! Sheepy: Arthur:// "annoyed" is a better word I suppose, brb Sheepy: Gawain:// And no we have one less knight, since this one lost their position. Do we have any new entries? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Not that I know of. Also @Bedi, that's not Kiddo's servant in the back of that pic. Sheepy: Bedi:// Who is that? Arsé-kun: Kay:// That's Kiddo's actual dad! brb im gonna fistfight Sheepy: Bedi:// Oh, so it's a similar situation to Master's son............ is it the case that they planned this from the very beginning? Sheepy: Gawain:// Hmmmmmmm that's pretty uncreative. Arsé-kun: Lance:// how do you plan something like that Sheepy: Bedi:// Ah....... Sheepy: Bedi:// I, um. Sheepy: Bedi:// ..................................... Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Carefully?? ??? ? Sheepy: Bedi:// Well, they're planning to summon... something. Sheepy: Bedi:// This shouldn't be too hard for them. Sheepy: Bedi:// I believe in their intelligence! Sheepy: Bedi: // Aren't they? Arsé-kun: Kay:// What are you going on about, exactly? Sheepy: Bedi:// Well, you said the mayor posed as Kidd's dad Sheepy: Bedi:// Kidd is capable of summoning Servants Sheepy: Bedi:// Masanori/Masato acted as Satoru's (Master's son) dad (making Masanori therefore have more power over him) Arsé-kun: Kay:// Oh, yes. Our entire debacle was... A bit weirder than that. Sheepy: Bedi:// Some stuff I doubt I should go into Sheepy: Bedi:// ? Arsé-kun: Kay:// I need to go into the backlog again, hold on. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Merlin said, and I quote " Servants cannot impregnate a still-living human under 99% of circumstances."-- "There’s a few ways though, but they’re all very risky or difficult. The easiest would be using another human’s container."--"So it’s like a pseudo servant, but like. Temporary?" Arsé-kun: Kay:// Take a single guess what is still highly relevant. Sheepy: Bedi:// !!! Sheepy: Bedi:// But is Kidd older than Satoru? Sheepy: Bedi:// Because it's still possibly the case while that was unintentional, they ended up getting the idea from that? Sheepy: Lucan:// correlation: none Arsé-kun: Kay:// Kidd is older, but.. Are you actually Lucan or still the King? Sheepy: Lucan:// I stole my phone back Arsé-kun: Kay:// God save us. Arsé-kun: Kay:// But I do not think so. This is a case where all parties involved were possibly only linked by coincidence... I think. Sheepy: Bedi:// Did Mayor do anything to Kidd's circuits? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Did..?? Non, not that I know of. Arsé-kun: Kay:// *No Sheepy: Bedi:// Hmmm. Sheepy: Bedi:// Could that just be Masanori's side of things? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// I could cheat at learning these details! Sheepy: Bedi:// You could? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// It's not looking forward, so I could probably pull it off! Sheepy: Bedi:// I guess I shouldn't divulge this information but Masanori did tinker with Satoru's circuits... Sheepy: Bedi:// Go ahead. Arsé-kun: Kay:// I've almost never been this disgusted in my entire life. Sheepy: Bedi:// But thankfully he doen't seem too bothered by it. Sheepy: Bedi:// But that's why I was wondering. Arsé-kun: Lance:// Stop me if I'm wrong, and I probably am, didn't your master have his damaged? Sheepy: Bedi:// Yes, he did. Arsé-kun: Kay:// ... I'm liking this less and less! Sheepy: Bedi:// Hmm, they could be related. Ah.. another piece of information I probably should not divulge. Sheepy: Bedi:// But it's for Kidd's safety. Sheepy: Bedi:// Masanori shut down our abilities somehow. Arsé-kun: Kay:// ... I should not share this either. Arsé-kun: Kay:// But there are many ways to do that. Removing mana from ones surroundings is the easiest. Sheepy: Bedi:// That's probably what he did. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Highly likely, if not a definite. Sheepy: Bedi:// But pleae be careful Arsé-kun: Kay:// I'm carefu Arsé-kun: Kay:// Arsé-kun: Kay:// MOTHERFUCKER HAD MY PHONE IM SENDING GRIF AFTER HIM Sheepy: Bedi:// Huh? Sheepy: Lucan:// best friend and you cant even tell when it's obviously not him Arsé-kun: Kay:// LUPIN HAD MY PHONE THIS IS THE SECOND TIME HE'S PRETENDED TO BE ME AND IM LIVID Sheepy: Bedi:// Second? Arsé-kun: Kay:// MASTER OF DISGUISE MY ASS MORE LIKE MASTER OF BEING A FRENCH BASTARD no offense lancelots HON HON HON IM GONNA RAZE UR ASS Arsé-kun: Merlin:// haha get fucked drunky Sheepy: Lucan:// rip Sheepy: Lucan:// he should disguise himself as me Sheepy: Bedi:// Ah, we have someone like that here.. Sheepy: Bedi:// They seem like they'd be good friends. Sheepy: Tristan:// ? They are. Sheepy: Tristan:// They're both part of our book club. Arsé-kun: Lance:// Are we suggesting Assassin and Lucan should meet?? Sheepy: Lucan:// are you plotting my demise before you even see me a second time Sheepy: Lucan:// smh petty that I'm just better looking apparently. afraid that if there were two of me the world would have too much beauty Sheepy: Lucan:// jk jk Arsé-kun: Lance:// Note; Yan, Lupin, and Lucan cannot meet. Ban Avenger too. Sheepy: Bedi:// Revealing the true name of such a useful asset... Sheepy: Bedi:// Ah... I mean. Sheepy: Bedi:// Such a potentially helpful ally. Arsé-kun: Lance:// He's never even himself, why would it matter? Sheepy: Lucan:// they could be anyone in this room even Arsé-kun: Lance:// aaaa?? Sheepy: Lucan:// it's actually me I'm the fake Sheepy: Lucan:// in a way we're all fakes tho like. we're kinda just "memories" of the original knights of the round table. essences of them that have been given the chance to live on in exchange for serving a human Sheepy: Lucan:// so none of u here are actually real Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Man shut up Sheepy: Lucan:// why Arsé-kun: Merlin:// 1- I can't die. 2- Wording it like that is just gonna give everybody anxiety. 3- Still highly questioning some things. 4- I HAVE NEWS Sheepy: Lucan:// tell us the news Sheepy: Lucan:// did bedi finally find someone better Sheepy: Bedi:// ? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// I'm going to kick you Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Kay and Grif's charge is untouched. No circuit fuckery. Sheepy: Bedi:// How did you find that out? Sheepy: Bedi:// Through Holmes? I thought he was still passed out? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Yeah, he's still dead af. I just took a tiny peek a few years back and fact checked against some medical records. Nothing out of the ordinary. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// The weirdest thing in that kids house is that bird. Sheepy: Lucan:// tbh it just looks like an albino peacock to me Arsé-kun: Lance:// It can turn into a person!!!! Sheepy: Bedi:// Who can disconnect its jaw apparently. Sheepy: Lucan:// you can turn into a person too Arsé-kun: Merlin:// oh are we mentioning that? No, no. This bird can turn into a knight much like us, and can fully speak. Sheepy: Lucan:// >like us Sheepy: Lucan:// implying you're a knight lol Arsé-kun: Merlin:// You know what I meant!! Sheepy: Lucan:// but who's his king? ssome rando in armor isn't a knight Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Same as ours? I mean, he's with Grif, and Grif's with us, soooooooooooooooo Sheepy: Bedi:// Do fountains have kings? Sheepy: Bedi:// Ah, yes, but this means that Buddy's a knight too, right? Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// Is now a bad time to ask what in the world is going on Sheepy: Bedi:// Kay can you ssend a picture of Elyan? Sheepy: Bedi:// And not Lancelot's relative, the bird Arsé-kun: Kay:// They're not the same? I'm kidding im kidding Arsé-kun: Kay:// Like, a new pic or Sheepy: Bedi:// Any pic to show Saber Lancelot Arsé-kun: *Kay resends the earlier picture of grif and elyan* Sheepy: Bedi:// If you haven't seen him before, Sir Lancelot, the bird with Sir Griflet is named Elyan. He's a "peacock". Sheepy: Bedi:// ...Who can shapeshift into a human, talk, and disconnect his jaw apparently. Sheepy: Bedi:// ... And was apparently found in ome fountain? Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// Thank you for catching me up, I suppose. Sheepy: Bedi:// You're welcome! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Oh! I've finally remembered what it is that I think of whenever I hear that bird speak! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// We're not talking about it because they don't exist! Sheepy: Bedi:// ???? Sheepy: Bedi:// You're making me really curious!!! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Awful beasts. Terrible. Only existed in one singularity and if I ever see one again it'll be lethal. Probably. Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmmmmmmmm Sheepy: Bedi:// When he speaks, I feel a great sense of danger. Evil. Like my ears aren't supposed to be allowed to hear such a thing. Sheepy: Bedi:// How frightening... Sheepy: Lucan:// who, tristan? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// No, Elyan. The bird. Leave Tristan out of it. Sheepy: Lucan:// wah Sheepy: Bedi:// But considering the bird (may) be on our side, perhaps his secret isn't too important. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Is it a secret if he does it all the damn time? Arsé-kun: Kay:// Whatever! Kiddo's dragging me to the store for candy. We can resume this later. But first Arsé-kun: Kay:// Merlin's a pussy hahah! Sheepy: Bedi:// I meant his true identity since Griflet named him. Sheepy: Bedi:// Have fun though! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Bediiiiiiii Sheepy: Bedi: Merlin! Sheepy: Bedi: *He flashes Merlin a big grin* Arsé-kun: *Merlin grins back and throws his arms around Bedi* Sheepy: Bedi: We learned a lot today! Sheepy: Bedi: At least, I think so. With Holmes out of commission.. Sheepy: Bedi: Shoule we tell everyone else? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oh, probbaly! Sheepy: Bedi: Should we do that now or later? Arsé-kun: Merlin: We should probably do that.. Sheepy: Bedi:...Ah, you're right. *He sounds a bit disappointed.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: But once it's over with, we can do whatever! Sheepy: Bedi: Yes, that's true! Sheepy: *Bedi goes to say something more...but is interrupted by an airhorn!* Arsé-kun: *Merlin jumps about a foot into the air. scared cat maneuver. his ability to detect is minimal from using his clairvoyance* Sheepy: *Bedi panics and throws a punch!* Sheepy: Rider: *OW* Sheepy: Rider:........ Sheepy: Rider: "Good morning!" Arsé-kun: *Merlin stares at Rider for a few seconds, and then punches him in the gut* Sheepy: Rider:....? Sheepy: Rider:..........??? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Is your head the only thing missing? Sheepy: Rider: "What else is missing?" Arsé-kun: Merlin: How should I know? I'm asking you! Sheepy: Rider: "Most of my neck." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oh, right, of course. Okay, anything below the shoulders? Sheepy: Rider: "My heart, probably." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Forget it, this is faster. *WHOMP. right to the no no square* Sheepy: *Rider collapses onto his knees. owOwOW* Arsé-kun: *Merlin then takes the airhorn and HOOOOOOONK* Arsé-kun: Merlin: How's it feel?? Not great, huh? Sheepy: Rider: "...I have no ears." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Who cares? You feel the vibrations or some shit! Imagine feeling like that all the time, and some floaty bastard does that! Sheepy: Rider: "Loud noises do not bother me." Arsé-kun: Merlin: You get the idea! Sheepy: Rider: "I can't really relate." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Loud enough noises make you feel like your head is going to explode. Can you relate to that?? Sheepy: Rider: "I wouldn't have used an airhorn anyway!" Arsé-kun: Merlin: The poor guys made of glass! Who cares what it was? Sheepy: Rider: "And don't comment on my lack of head." Sheepy: Bedi: Ah... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Didn't you get it back or something?? Sheepy: Rider: "It would've just been a little surprise. That's the spirit of Halloween." Sheepy: Rider: "It's just a skull. A broken-up on at that..." Sheepy: Rider: "As to be expected." Arsé-kun: Merlin: That sucks. Sheepy: Rider: "Anyway, it's minor compared to what I usually do." Sheepy: Bedi: Usually...? Arsé-kun: Merlin: You can't just say that and not explain! But, like. Do it later! Sheepy: Rider: "Ah? Do it later?" Sheepy: Rider: "You are a terrible Servant if you want him to have such a fate." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Later, unless you wanna watch us. Deliver a message. Sheepy: Bedi: Ummm...he meant... explain it later. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yes, that! We got things to do! Arsé-kun: *Merlin glances to Bedi and wiggles his eyebrows* Sheepy: Rider: "Alright." Sheepy: Rider: "Just make sure not to go out at night if you don't want to experience it." Arsé-kun: Merlin: Easy enough. Sheepy: *Rider leaves.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... *he groans* Lets just get that over with first. Sheepy: Bedi: Yes. Are you okay? Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... That annoyed me more than it should have. Sheepy: Bedi: I should've spoken up... Arsé-kun: Merlin: No, it's fine. Sheepy: Bedi: Let's go deliver the news Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah, yeah. Sheepy: *The two go to deliver the news! Lobo is glaring viciously at the two as he chews on a squeak toy...so, the usual. Satoru is patting him. pat pat pat* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Wait, who are we even telling? Sheepy: Bedi:...Um... Sheepy: Bedi:.....Um.... Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... Should we reword it to sound more appealing? Sheepy: Bedi: Mm...I guess so. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Gotcha. I'll handle that, then! I am Chaldea's greatest swindler! Sheepy: Lobo: *chew chew chew* Sheepy: Bedi: Oh! Congrats! *He's beaming. He's so proud of you, Merlin!* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Thanks! I don't know how I got that title! I don't do economics! Sheepy: Bedi: Through your pure swindling genius! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Are they still mad about the time I managed to own an entire hallway? Sheepy: Bedi: How did you manage that? Sheepy: Lobo: *chew chew chew chewchew* Arsé-kun: Merlin: People don't question you if you look like you belong. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Okay, here goes nothing! *and he strides into the next room like nothing is wrong* Sheepy: Satoru: Are you looking for someone? Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he's back within ten seconds* Where did Master go? Sheepy: Satoru:....? Oh. D...Eiji's, uh... Sheepy: Satoru: *He points in the direction of another room* There. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Thank you! Lets try that again! Sheepy: Satoru:....? Sheepy: Satoru: Have fun. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I plan to! *and he moves to the next room* Sheepy: Eiji: Oh, Merlin! ...Uh...I w-was worried...b-but I just assumed th-that you, well, um, didn't, uh, want me to a-ask where you were last....last night. Arsé-kun: Merlin: That wasn't it at all! Sorry, Master! I just didn't feel great. Sheepy: Eiji: !! A-are you sssick? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Thankfully no, but thanks for worr-- Thanks for asking! Sheepy: Eiji: Ah...okay ...good. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Anyway, I come bearing news, Master! Sheepy: Eiji: Y-you do? Sheepy: Eiji: Please continue... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Here goes! *he clears his throat* First, I and other knights have been tracking down the prick. You know the one. We've started to make important progress on that. We've also learned that the matter affects more that just this little family, Master, so we're kicking our efforts up a notch. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Off of this! If we manage to make contact, we can get you fixed up! I really believe we can! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Point three is that we've already inadvertently screwed em up! Go team! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Also, Satoru almost called you Dad earlier, so I'm tacking that on as point four! Sheepy: Eiji: ........!!!! Sheepy: Eiji: *A rare expression of joy spreads across his face...* R....really....? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah, yeah! All that's true! Sure, I reworded a thing or two, but no lies from me, Master! Sheepy: Eiji: Ah...th-thank you! Arsé-kun: Merlin: You're welcome! Also, Rider wants to try and spook you, so keep an eye out for that. Sheepy: Eiji: Oh, um... Sheepy: Eiji: H-he already did... last night. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Then what the hell was he talking about? He said he didn't get to. Sheepy: Eiji: ...? Sheepy: Eiji: W-well, he went through the wall near me, seeming kind of upset. And, uh, V-Vlad was there. ... I d-didn’t uh... expect it. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, apparently that wasn't it. Sheepy: Eiji: ....W-well... I really hope I don't find out what it... Sheepy: Eiji: ............................ Sheepy: *Eiji looks a bit frightened...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: .... *he scrunches up his face before glancing back* Sheepy: *"IM COMING FOR YOU" is written in blood...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: .... Is that it? I'm not cleaning this up. Sheepy: Eiji: ...Huh? ...B-but isn't it ghosts? Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's just Rider. Who is a ghost! He's very dead. Sheepy: Eiji: He's...a ghost? Sheepy: Eiji: I...I just thought he w-was a v-very short man in...uh...in a coat...! Arsé-kun: Merlin: He can walk through walls and disappear and fly! Sheepy: Eiji: B-but can't you do that? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Only with magic! He's the reason Lobo can disregard doors entirely. Sheepy: Eiji: Lobo can disregard doors!? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Hessain Lobo is a spooky trio, I'll give you that! Sheepy: Eiji: ...Rider, Lobo, and Satoru? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I have suddenly realized that telling you too much at once might cause panic, so I'll stop after this one! Arsé-kun: Merlin: No! Lobo and Rider have a third member. He's usually in spirit form, though. Sheepy: Eiji: ..............??? Arsé-kun: Merlin: As in, the form for servants so we don't use excess energy. I don't mean turning into a ghost! Wouldn't be surprised if he could though! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Or is there something behind me? Arsé-kun: *merlin turns around* Sheepy: *Lobo sticks his snout in Merlin's face! Lobo is partway through the wall.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Hello! *pat pat* Sheepy: Eiji: ...Um...but he won't attack anyone, right? B-because he...he, uh, hates me. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Uhh.. No guarantees? Sheepy: Eiji: !? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Are you gonna be nice, Lobo? Sheepy: Lobo: *boof* Arsé-kun: Merlin: What do you mean maybe? He hurts like you do! Except you've got the ouch on the outside! *he gestures downwards, meaning Lobo's bear traps* And his ouchies are inside! So be nice! Sheepy: Lobo: ...................? Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... And I don't mean bear traps inside! That would be a mess! Sheepy: Lobo: .............. Sheepy: Lobo: *He huffs.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well *huff* to you too! Sheepy: Lobo: *He growls, probably translating to something along the lines of "Humans are evil!"* Arsé-kun: Merlin: That suggests Satoru is counted..! Sheepy: Lobo: ............................. Sheepy: Lobo: *Boof* Arsé-kun: Merlin: "Not yet"?? I mean, I guess that's fair, considering who his Gramps is. Sheepy: Lobo: *Boof* Arsé-kun: Merlin: For the love of Vivianne and all that is wet and stinky like bad pond water, just leave Eiji alone! Sheepy: Lobo: ? Arsé-kun: Merlin: If I emphasize with it, you leave it alone! That list is Bedi and Eiji! That's the list! Hurt em and I'll throw you into your own hole in the front lawn! Sheepy: Lobo:...... Arsé-kun: Merlin: I'm not saying I'd win! I'm saying I'd throw you. Sheepy: Lobo: ? Arsé-kun: Merlin: .... I am ranting to a wolf about this. Good lords I need to get laid. Sheepy: Lobo: *Boof* Arsé-kun: Merlin: *woof!* Sheepy: Lobo: *Boof* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah, yeah! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Anyway, play nice, kids and pups! *and he just strides out. in the distance you can hear him yell "GUIN, RIDER BLOODIED A WALL AGAIN!"* Sheepy: *Guin goes to beat up Rider- I mean, clean up the wall.* Arsé-kun: *you mean, beat up Rider if he doesn't clean up?* Sheepy: *Yes* Arsé-kun: *and then clean it with his coat?* Arsé-kun: *anyway now its just man and wolf* Sheepy: Lobo: *Glaaaaaaaare...* Sheepy: Eiji: I-I'm sorry!! I'll leave!!! Arsé-kun: *and so, one (1) older man hobbles out of the room. One can see Lobo's leg in the hallway, sticking through the wall. Spooky* Sheepy: *Eiji goes into the room with his painting to make sure it's okay.* Arsé-kun: *The painting is good and fine and dry. The other side of the room is not as lucky.* Sheepy: Eiji:...Uh? Arsé-kun: *its a paint explosion, except less explosion and more mess.* Arsé-kun: *and in the middle of it all is Angra, who is using his stupid skirt thing as a smock. He has no idea what he is doing. It shows.* Sheepy: Eiji:....Um... Arsé-kun: Angra: Uh... I can explain! Arsé-kun: Angra: I was... Uh... I was wasting all the paint! Because I am the best villain! Yeah! That's definitely what I was doing! *his face- made more visible by the aforementioned paint- and how he's holding a paintbrush over a canvas REALLY don't sell his claims. No sell.* Sheepy: Eiji: Um....okay. Sheepy: Eiji: Y-yes, uh...good job. Arsé-kun: Angra: I drew a dog! *he picks up the canvas, which is also a disasterpiece, but a black dog can be made out. maybe. It's abstract.* Sheepy: Eiji: Oh....! Sheepy: Eiji: Good job! Arsé-kun: Angra: Thanks! Sheepy: Eiji: But...um..p-please clean up wh....when you're done... Arsé-kun: Angra: Eh? Yeah, sure! Sheepy: Yan: Yeah! You're totally ruining the feel of the room with that! *He takes a bite of a bagel he took from the kitchen.* Arsé-kun: Angra: You again! Sheepy: Yan: Eh? I'm a concerned neighbor. Did you know that your refrigerator is running? Sheepy: Eiji: It...it is? Sheepy: Yan: Yeah, you should go catch it! Arsé-kun: Angra: Well, you'd better go catch it, Assassin! Sheepy: Yan: That's not my job! Sheepy: Eiji:...Um...um... Sheepy: Yan: So like. Sheepy: Yan: Did you know that your table is eating someone? Sheepy: Eiji:...Wh-what's the punchline? Sheepy: Yan: No, your table is literally eating someone. Arsé-kun: Angra: ... Oh, shit! *he pulls the "smock" off* I forgot I took this off it earlier! ... Is it REALLY doing that? Sheepy: Yan: Yup. Arsé-kun: Angra: I gotta see this! *he squeezes past Eiji and Yan, getting paint on the doorframe as he goes. whoops* Sheepy: *Eiji follows Angra.* Arsé-kun: *Angra goes to where the table was last. It's, well, not there.* Sheepy: Eiji:...Huh? Sheepy: Eiji: I-It definitely was there... Arsé-kun: Angra: And nobody's been around here? Yanny, where's the table at? Sheepy: Yan: The room with the detective. Arsé-kun: *and Angra rushes over for a once in a lifetime view* Sheepy: *Eiji follows* Sheepy: Eiji: Ah.....ah.... Th-the table... Sheepy: Yan: Ain't that a predicament. Sheepy: Eiji: It's eating him! Arsé-kun: Angra: Is this vore? Sheepy: Yan: You think that snakes are into vore? Arsé-kun: Angra: Oh absolutely. Sheepy: Eiji: ...........Cu! Arsé-kun: Acu: What! Sheepy: Eiji: The table i-is...is Sheepy: Eiji: .... Sheepy: Eiji: A....alive? And it's eating someone! Arsé-kun: Acu: .... ... *he trudges in, not looking thrilled at all. He looks at the situation* what. Sheepy: Eiji: P...please help. Arsé-kun: Acu: .... *he just. takes his spear. and goes to push the "table" away from Holmes. eat THIS monster* Sheepy: *The table hisses and lets go of Holmes, backing off and getting into a defensive position* Sheepy: Satoru:....Who removed the tablecloth? Sheepy: Eiji: ...Uh...? Sheepy: Satoru: *he removes Holmes’s blanket and puts it on top of the table.* Sheepy: *The table stops hissing...and changes back into a normal table. “Normal”.* Arsé-kun: Angra: Hey, quick question? What the hell? Sheepy: Satoru: What? Sheepy: Satoru: It was cold. Arsé-kun: Angra: Okay, better question! Why weren't w-- Why couldn't I detect that even bein' here?? Sheepy: Satoru: Because it's jut a normal table. Arsé-kun: Angra: Fantastic! I definitely won't abuse any of this information! Arsé-kun: Angra: *he is absolutely going to abuse this information for the following month* Sheepy: Satoru: Make sure to give it a tablecloth. Sheepy: Satoru: Otherwise, it'll eat you as you sleep. Arsé-kun: Angra: Well okay! Sheepy: Eiji:....what is that? Sheepy: Satoru: A table. Sheepy: Eiji:....N....No, that's not a table. Arsé-kun: Acu: *he pokes it with his spear again. prooood* Sheepy: *The table does nothing.* Arsé-kun: *...And Acu plops down next to it. To, uh, make sure it doesn't do anything. Yeah.* Sheepy: *It doesn't react.* Arsé-kun: *Thrilling.* Sheepy: *yes* Arsé-kun: *ok it's now boring, lets check in on the latest gilkidu stream* Sheepy: Gil: This is a predicament. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: .... .... *he looks disappointed.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: ... Okay, sir, lets start over. Please remember that their biol- Sheepy: Gil: I understand why this isn't working! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Is it because there are fifty gorillas in the entrance? Sheepy: Gil: We need more lions! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: My lord.. Sheepy: Gil: *He restarts* Well, what's wrong with my plan? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Sir, people bring their children to this zoo. Please put the animals in the cages I set up for you as intended. Sheepy: Gil: But didn't you see how happy they were outside of the cages? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Sure, but the children.. Sheepy: Gil: Free food for the animals. Sheepy: Gil: Our zoo is thrifty! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Gilgamesh! Sheepy: Gil: Yes? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: That is not the appropriate diet for lions! Sheepy: Gil: Why not? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: What do you mean why not? ... Because human children don't have enough nutrients, they're far too small! Sheepy: Gil: Hmmm, but food is food. Arsé-kun: Lance: what have you done. *he drops into frame. hello* why are people dying? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I wonder why!! Sheepy: Gil: Oh, our lions don't like people very much. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: *he is getting progressively more annoyed* Gee! I do wonder why, my King! Sheepy: Gil: What's wrong? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Gil, I work at a zoo. And you've unleashed lions on the populace. Clean up your mess. Sheepy: Gil: Hmmm... Sheepy: Gil: *He opens up the menu to add more animals...* Arsé-kun: Lance: This zoo needs an ak-47 Sheepy: *....and starts rapidly clicking, adding a ton of crocodiles...* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Please tell me you aren't adding 101 crocodiles. Sheepy: Gil: It's widely known that the lion's rival in the wild is the crocodile. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: You're not entirely wrong, but... *and they put face in hands. siiigh* Sheepy: Gil: ......Mmm, the computer sounds like it's dying but the lions aren't ... Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Where did that lion go? Sheepy: Gil: Which on- Oh. Ohhhhh. Sheepy: Gil: It's halfway through the ground... Arsé-kun: Lance: Is that normal? Sheepy: Gil: Is it? Arsé-kun: Lance: You had lions. You tell me. Sheepy: Gil: Enkidu? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: .... *he peeks between his fingers* That's a lion. Sheepy: Gil: Is this normal? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: ..... Yes, sure. Lions clip through the ground in the wild as well as in captivity.. Sure, right, don't worry about that.. *she giggles* Sheepy: Gil: Uhuh. Sheepy: Gil: I see. Arsé-kun: Lance: .. So how do you beat crocodiles? Sheepy: Gil: Enkidu? Sheepy: Gil: What can beat crocodiles? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: In the game or in real life? Sheepy: Gil: Is there a difference? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Uh... Yes. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: In game I know less, so let's assume... More crocodiles. Sheepy: Gil: Oh! Good idea. Good enough that I coukd have thought of it myself! Wuhahahahaha! Sheepy: *Gil starts rapidly clicking again. ... The game has stopped responding...* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: We've done it. We've defeated the crocodiles. Sheepy: Gil: Have we really? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: In but a moment they'll cease to exist. I count this as a victory. Sheepy: Gil: But so will your zoo. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I saved the layout. You never saved. Sheepy: Gil:...Hmmm. Arsé-kun: Lance: Does this mean we can play a horror game now? Sheepy: Gil: That's what the brat said when I discovered that his sims were alive again... Sheepy: Gil: "You didn't save!" Sheepy: Gil: Hah, what horror game did you want to play? Arsé-kun: Lance: What haven't you screamed over yet..? Sheepy: Gil: Hmmm... Sheepy: Gil: Wait! I don't scream! Arsé-kun: Lance: Mozart says otherwise. Don't yell at me about it.. Sheepy: Gil: I never scream. Arsé-kun: *Lance starts looking through a list of games. What hasn't been played yet on this here system?* Sheepy: Gil: *He helps look.* Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Wake is untouched. Sheepy: Gil: Let's play that then. Arsé-kun: Lance: Go in blind or check the description? Arsé-kun: Andersen: Go in blind, you pussies. *he hops onto the couch. Only the top of his head is in the frame. It doesn't help that he's avoiding being on camera* I bet you won't. Sheepy: Gil: Of course I'll go in blind! Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Chat seems to agree with Caster. Blind it is. Arsé-kun: Lance: So we'll play this for a couple of days, spend a day or two on the dlcs, and move onnn? Sheepy: Gil: Sure, fine by me. Arsé-kun: Lance: Then you guys get started. I'll plan ahead. Sheepy: *Gil begins playing.* Arsé-kun: "Stephen King once wrote that "Nightmares exist outside of logic, and there's little fun to be had in explanations; they're antithetical to the poetry of fear." In a horror story, the victim keeps asking "Why?" But there can be no explanation, and there shouldn't be one. The unanswered mystery is what stays with us the longest, and it's what we'll remember in the end. My name is Alan Wake. I'm a writer." Arsé-kun: Hans: Bullshit, people usually fill in the blanks themselves. Sheepy: Gil: Hah! As if I'd bother remembering something that serves no purpose. Arsé-kun: Hans: Don't go that far. You'll miss all of the Chekov guns that way. Sheepy: Gil: What? Arsé-kun: Hans: Who cares? Here's the hot wife. Narration isn't important if you're presented with boobs. Sheepy: Gil: Ahahahaha! Arsé-kun: Hans: Oh, is she not here yet? I thought she was the first cutscene. Arsé-kun: Hans: I'll shut up, then. Arsé-kun: *and they start the tutorial. it's pretty straightforward, but doesn't explain much about itself* Sheepy: Gil: Mmm...we aren't at the good part, hm. Arsé-kun: Hans: Shut up and do the tutorial. Sheepy: Gil: *He begins actually doing the tutorial* Fine! Sheepy: Gil: *He's rapidly clicking. Bad tutorial. Leave.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: *he sighs and gets in Gil's way to actually do the tutorial* Sheepy: Gil: ? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: We won't have to deal with it if we do it. Sheepy: Gil: *He huffs* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Completing a process is the easiest way to eliminate it from needing to be done. Sheepy: Gil: *Pout* Sheepy: Gil: I know everything I need to know! Why do I need to play a tutorial? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: To learn and practice the things you don't. Now play it. *she gets out of the way* Because you know how I play. Sheepy: Gil: Hah, you've defeated the purpose of the tutorial. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Would you rather I do it? Sheepy: Gil: No. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Then get moving, my lord. I only started it. Sheepy: *Gil actually does the tutorial* Arsé-kun: Hans: Is this holy light god? Or is it Gil's AOU? Sheepy: Gil: Hah! As if I'd let them use my AUO! Arsé-kun: Hans: It's a holy dick. Sheepy: Gil: What? Arsé-kun: Hans: They have not told you anything of value and are clearly important. What a dick. Sheepy: *Gil continues...he seems to not notice Lobo, who's chewing on his collar. Or maybe he wants to ignore it.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Is that good, Lobo? Sheepy: Lobo: *He pauses and looks to Enkidu, before licking them.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Oh, thank you. Sheepy: Lobo: *boof* Sheepy: Gil: Lancelot, would you stop barking? Arsé-kun: Lance: Aaa? I did not.. Sheepy: Gil: *He looks behind him...only to be greeted by Lobo's snout being shoved in his face.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Lobo's here to help! Sheepy: Gil: Who let the dog in??? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Sir, the door is shut. Sheepy: Gil: Exactly. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: He let himself in. Oh, I saw a glowy. Make sure to pick that up. Sheepy: Gil: *He does so* Oh, yes, I saw th- how does a dog open a door? Sheepy: Gil:...Oh. Right. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: With the proper application of force. Or bypassing it entirely, in Lobo's case. Sheepy: Gil: I forgot about that. Arsé-kun: Hans: That is information I still downright hate. He could break into my writing spots and get his paws on my manuscripts. Sheepy: Gil: Don't give him ideas. Sheepy: Gil: He broke into my room and trashed it. Sheepy: Lobo: *boof* Arsé-kun: Hans: Could he fit into a space the size of a cardboard box? He does not sit if he does not fit. Usually. Sheepy: Gil: I haven't a clue. Sheepy: Lobo: *He tilts his head* Arsé-kun: Hans: Look, boobs! Sheepy: Gil: *Yess* Sheepy: Lobo: *He doesn't care. He is sniffing around the room now.* Arsé-kun: Hans: You did it. You beat the tutorial. And it only took you twenty minutes. Sheepy: Gil: There were many distractions. Arsé-kun: Lance: *he reaches out and pats Lobo. bawoof* Arsé-kun: Hans: Oh, that wasn't a complaint. The first stream I saw of this took almost an hour. Sheepy: *Lobo sniffs at Lance. hello!* Sheepy: Gil: Hah! Well, I am the King of Heroes! Do you expect me to be a slowpoke!? Arsé-kun: Lance: *he leans his head forward. boop.* Arsé-kun: Hans: I doubt you want an answer to that. Sheepy: Lobo: *He plops down next to Lance. This ...human? acts weird and requires further inspection.* Sheepy: Gil: Hah, don't waste your breath! I know what you will say! Arsé-kun: Hans: Tell me, then. Sheepy: Gil: I'm the fastest of them all! Arsé-kun: Hans: You rush through things because you don't want to be seen as dimwitted and slow, but you are fully aware that you get better outcomes when you use your remaining three braincells. Sheepy: Gil: ....Hah? Arsé-kun: Hans: I'll see myself out so that my next manuscript can come out on time. Sheepy: Gil: Don't you run away! Arsé-kun: Hans: Oh, I am certainly not running. The correct term would be "bolting".. *and he bolts. bye* Sheepy: *Gil pauses to angle the camera to point directly at Lobo and then chases Hans.* Arsé-kun: *Gil is not successful. He continues hunting for Andersen after the stream is over, and even into the next day.* Sheepy: Tristan: Watching that king is sad. Arsé-kun: Lance: Yes.. Sheepy: Tristan: *He strums his harp* If only he could learn forgiveness... Sheepy: Bedi: Your toast is burning. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah... how sad... Sheepy: Tristan: No matter what I try... simply, I'll be no better than a king who runs around like his head has been removed... that is the phrase, yes? Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's close enough! Sheepy: Bedi: Tristan, your toast. Arsé-kun: *Merlin reaches over and unplugs the toaster* Sheepy: Bedi: Oh...I suppose we didn't need that plugged in anyway. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...I smell burning... Arsé-kun: Lance: Your toast, Tristan. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...if only I could be better... Arsé-kun: Merlin: At least it isn't black toast. Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's still more edible than eyeball. Sheepy: Bedi: Hm? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I had flashbacks to the first time you cooked eyeball. .. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Okay, so anyhoo, can someone pass that butter over? Sheepy: *Bedi passes the butter to Merlin.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Thanks. *and he throws on too much. this is how you clog arteries ladies and gents* Sheepy: Bedi: *Stare...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: What? I can't die. Why not enjoy myself? Sheepy: Bedi: Ah....true. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Actually, I'm not even sure servants can die of too many carbs. That would be absolutely wild. Arsé-kun: Merlin: The Hamburglar, Assassin Class Sheepy: Bedi: Mmm...? Sheepy: Bedi: How does that work? Arsé-kun: Merlin: A lot of bullshit. Sheepy: Bedi: Hmm..so you don't know. Sheepy: Tristan: Merlin doesn't know something...? How sad... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, he'd have low presence concealment, because he always gets caught. Sheepy: Tristan: Who is hamburglar? Arsé-kun: Merlin: A purple fat burglar that only steals burgers. They don't even kill people. One star servant, fp only. Sheepy: Bedi: I keep a close eye on my diet to make sure I'm getting enough nutrients so my body will be able to serve my King and Master Eiji. Sheepy: Tristan: Hmmm.. Sheepy: Tristan: So like Lupin but fat and steals only burgers. Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... I guess so! Sheepy: Tristan: What a sad Heroic Spirit... Sheepy: Bedi: Sir Tristan, he's a fastfood mascot. Arsé-kun: Merlin: He's not even the mascot! He steals from Ronald McDonald! Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Sheepy: Bedi: But the purple chicken mcnugget isn't Ronald McDonald either. Sheepy: Bedi: However, he's also a mascot. Arsé-kun: Merlin: The only one I can outright confirm is that Willy Wonka is a Berserker. Arsé-kun: Merlin: But instead of rice like Archer, he gives out candy and sexually confusing young children by exposing them to strange fetishes. Sheepy: Bedi: Eh.. Sheepy: Bedi: Eh...? Arsé-kun: Merlin: The girl who turned into a blueberry made many children inflation fetishists. Sheepy: Bedi: What... Sheepy: Bedi: That's... Sheepy: Bedi: *He looks a bit disturbed...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, ok, not KIDS! When they grew up, I mean! Sheepy: Bedi: Yes, but still. Sheepy: Bedi: Willy Wonka is apparently a very influential man. Sheepy: Bedi:..... Sheepy: Bedi: What other mascots are there? Sheepy: Bedi: What about the pringles man? Sheepy: Bedi: I think that the pringles man would be a berserker. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Hmm... Not sure. Maybe? Sheepy: Bedi: Well, it'd explain why he thinks that putting chips in cans is a good idea. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Are you saying berserkers are stupid? Sheepy: Bedi: Hmmmm...well. Sheepy: Bedi: Sir Lancelot is not dumb. Sheepy: Bedi: However, Sir Lancelot did not invent pringles. Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Rrr? *he had stopped listening* Sheepy: Bedi: Therefore already giving him a point in his favor. Arsé-kun: Lance: ... ... Could use the can aaas a weapon.. Sheepy: Bedi: You could use pringles as a weapon. Arsé-kun: Lance: !! Arsé-kun: Lance: .... Could use chips as throwing knives.. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh dear... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Have you ever had a chip bit break off and land in your eye? It's awful! This is what eyelashes are for and they don't do their job! Sheepy: Bedi: Ah, yes. Sheepy: Bedi: And then you wash your eye and it doesn't help. Sheepy: Bedi:...Ah. I haven't personally experienced it, but... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Who designed the human eyelash and decided it was fine?? Who saw they get tangled and fall off and don't do anything- Yeah!- and said it was okay?? I want to speak to the manager! Sheepy: Bedi: Mmm...Evolution. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Fuck you, Charles Darwin! Sheepy: Bedi: Do you think Charles Darwin is a heroic spirit? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Caster. Noble Phantasm can hasten or delay evolution. Can induce sentience. Sheepy: Bedi: How frightening... Arsé-kun: *in the background, proto has put poptarts in the toaster. why isn't it toasting? idiot.* Sheepy: Bedi: Oh. Sheepy: Bedi: Do you think that Charles Darwin is a Saber face? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I hope not! Sheepy: Bedi: Other-me is. Sheepy: Bedi: Which feels weird. Arsé-kun: Merlin: He's so depressing. He needs to get laid. Sheepy: Bedi: Is he? He just seems a little disappointed in everyone. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Wah, wah, I couldn't do anything! Man, shut up, you did your best. Sheepy: Bedi: Ah...but... Sheepy: Bedi: It's okay to regret your past decisions. Try to learn from them. Sheepy: Bedi: And then try to fix them. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Exactly! Don't cry about them hours on end and do nothing! Sheepy: Bedi: Yes, exactly Sheepy: Tristan: How sad... Sheepy: Tristan: To think someone would do that.. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Sir Tristan... With all due respect, you do that too! Sheepy: Tristan: No I don't. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Maaan, I don't get people. There's a grand total of three humans I have understood, and boy are you not one of them! You're like a puzzle, in an enigma, crying in a magic box wrapped in sheet music and despair! Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...how cruel... Sheepy: Tristan: You and Sir Bedivere are very capable at being mean... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Was that an insult? Sheepy: Tristan: No. Arsé-kun: Merlin: oooookay. Sheepy: Tristan: Why would I insult you? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, why not? Sheepy: Tritan: Because then you'll insult me. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Why would I do that, beautiful? Sheepy: Tristan: Becaue I deserve to be insulted. Arsé-kun: Lance: You stop that. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...how sad... Arsé-kun: Lance: stop Sheepy: Tristan: Sir Lancelot wishes I stop speaking... Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, did you know? Arsé-kun: Lance: You're friend. Sheepy: Bedi: Ant eggs are eaten in some places. Sheepy: Tristan: *He begins to reply to Lance before just staring at Bedi* Arsé-kun: Lance: Arrêtez. Sheepy: Bedi: And spiders. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I'd rather talk about, pardon my french, putain. I don't remember how to use that word properly. Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Arsé-kun: Lance: ..... Not... Not like that. Sheepy: Bedi: Is that a food? Arsé-kun: Lance: .... Er... N.. No.. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I mean, it could be! In theory? Sheepy: Bedi: It sounds like a cheese based dish. Which reminds me... Arsé-kun: *Lance snorts. Bedi...* Sheepy: Bedi: Did you know that in some places, they serve cheese covered ma- *loud harp noise from Tristan* Sheepy: Tristan: How sad! Arsé-kun: Lance: Oh, he didn't get to finish! What a tragedy. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, speaking of which... Sheepy: Bedi: We should go camping one day! Don't worry, I can cook in any outdoors situation! *He appears extremely proud of himself!* Arsé-kun: Lance: ... I wanted to go but never got to... Sheepy: Bedi: Sometimes it's just relaxing to look at a clear night sky, away from all humanity. Your stress just melts away... ah, but I guess we can't. Arsé-kun: Lance: Why not..? Master went and did it.. Sheepy: Bedi: Because what about Master Eiji... Arsé-kun: Merlin: We use those big strong arms of yours! Sheepy: Bedi: Oh? We could bring him along, but... Arsé-kun: *Proto is still in the background. He has accomplished poptarts, but the discussion is more important. Possible excitement?* Sheepy: Tristan: I want to be able to cook from the creatures I slay... Sheepy: Bedi: Who should we invite? Arsé-kun: Merlin: The vibrating dog behind you. Sheepy: Bedi: Lobo? Arsé-kun: Proto: We're going camping again?? :Dc Sheepy: Bedi: We're considering it. Arsé-kun: *That's one excited dog!* Sheepy: Bedi: Should we send an invite to the other knights? Arsé-kun: Lance: We could.. Sheepy: Bedi: Well, we an assume Sir Kay and Sir Griflet can't go. Same for Sir Lucan and his king...ah, I suppose he is our king, too....! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Who says? I bet Arthur would love to shove Lucan into the wilderness. Sheepy: Bedi: How? Sheepy: Bedi: How do you do butler work in the middle of the woods? Sheepy: Bedi:....Oh! That's it. You can't. Sheepy: Bedi: He'd probably be miserable... Sheepy: Tristan: How sad. Sheepy: Bedi: But he does want to go on adventures. Arsé-kun: Lance: ... I did tell him I would bring him along eventually. Sheepy: Bedi: Well, let's send a general invite out to the group. Sheepy: Bedi:// We're going camping soon. Does anyone want to come? Arsé-kun: Kay:// I'd love to, but me n Grif have the kid. I'll pass 4now Sheepy: Lucan:// my king you should go and bring master, I'll babysit the shop Sheepy: Arthur:// Sir Lucan would be interested in going. Arsé-kun: Lance:// Lucan, didn't I promise to take you for an adventure of sorts? Sheepy: Lucan://... Sheepy: Lucan:// Well, will you? Arsé-kun: Lance:// Why would I say it and not follow through? Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmmm Arsé-kun: Lance:// Don't actually answer that, theres a lot of answers Sheepy: Lucan:// lolol look at saber you and come back to me on that question Sheepy: Lucan:// jkjk I love you pal Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// I'm right here, you gutsy bastard! Sheepy: Lucan:// heyhey don't be mad Arsé-kun: *Kay sends a vine. WHEN U CAN BE. GLADE.* Sheepy: Lucan:// hey saber lancelot you should come with me Sheepy: Lucan:// you don't have a master to take care of anyway right? Sheepy: Lucan:// and nor does gawain so he should come Sheepy: Gawain:// Yes I do. Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// I'll see if I can manage it. Sheepy: Lucan:// you have responsibilities? Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// Yes! Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmm Sheepy: Lucan:// Hmmmmmmmmmmm Sheepy: Lucan:// I believe you Sheepy: Lucan:// you see if you come along I wont be forced to show other you my noble phantasm because I won't need to Sheepy: Lucan:// which like as coolbas it is, 9/10 people describe it as horrifying andthe tenth is disgutsing Arsé-kun: Saberlot:// How about you just don't do it Arsé-kun: *Proto is looking over Lance's shoulder. Excitement has not faded at all.* Arsé-kun: Lance:// Prototype Cu is also most likely joining us. Don't you work with him, Lucan? Sheepy: Lucan:// who Sheepy: Lucan:// oh wait Sheepy: Lucan:// which one Sheepy: Lucan:// old or young Sheepy: Bedi:// He's the young one. Sheepy: Lucan:// ok so let's open a shop in the middle of the woods. Sheepy: Lucan:// that way we can work Sheepy: Gawain:// What do you sell in the middle of the woods Sheepy: Lucan:// bugs Arsé-kun: Merlin:// To who?? Who tf are you going to sell bugs to? The wildlife?? Sheepy: Lucan:// bug eaters like you Arsé-kun: Merlin:// wHAT Sheepy: Lucan:// lolol merlin eats bugs Sheepy: Bedi:// Oh, did you know? Sheepy: Bedi:// Palworm beetles are extremely nutritious and are a good source of protein. Sheepy: Lucan://... Arsé-kun: *Saberlot has left the chatroom* Arsé-kun: *Lancelot has left the chatroom* Sheepy: Bedi://? Sheepy: Bedi:// Ah, they must've misclicked! We should invite them back! Arsé-kun: Lance: ... I just ate. Do you need to share bug facts? Sheepy: Lucan:// yeah misclicking trying to block you Arsé-kun: Lance: We don't all have iron stomachs like you. Sheepy: Bedi: Huh...? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Translation; Do not like the discussion. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh! Sorry. Arsé-kun: *Lancelot has entered the chatroom* Sheepy: Lucan:// lol was he dragged back in Arsé-kun: Lance:// No. Sheepy: Lucan:// you don't need to hide it we know the person who put emoji responses on everything brought you bsck Arsé-kun: Lance:// I'm sitting next to him. Sheepy: Lucan:// I meant the queen Arsé-kun: Lance:// Sheepy: Lucan:// unless arturia's guinevere is male? Arsé-kun: Lance: *he grumbles, loudly* Arsé-kun: Lance:// hey! stfu Sheepy: Bedi: What is it? Sheepy: Lucan:// well I was kinda confused at first Arsé-kun: Merlin:// That's fair! Arsé-kun: *Lance just looks grumpy. the norm. the usual for berserkerlot. take a nap, drink water* Sheepy: Lucan:// since like mine is very different in general Sheepy: Lucan:// and what's weirder is that there's two bedis and neither of them are the king's Sheepy: Lucan:// not gonna touch on the fact that there's 11 of him including him and one is santa claus. Arsé-kun: Santa:// talk shit get hit scrub Sheepy: Lucan:// hey now it's weird to be santa in OCTOBER. Sheepy: Lucan:// be creative. be a HALLOWEEN santa. Arsé-kun: Santa:// What, did you think Santa just vanishes January first? Sheepy: Lucan:// he's legally required to lol Arsé-kun: Santa:// No. That would make for an absurd Servant. Sheepy: Lucan://... Sheepy: Lucan://................. Sheepy: Lucan://....................... Sheepy: Lucan:// ok Sheepy: Lucan:// I kinda assumed that he just got drunk at bars for the rest of the year Arsé-kun: Santa:// I wish it was that easy. Sheepy: Lucan:// that's a lie I don't believe in santa Arsé-kun: Santa:// Understandable, I hope you like coal Sheepy: Lucan:// give bedi coal too Sheepy: Lucan:// he believes in santa but he won't after that Arsé-kun: Santa:// He can already burn himself without the coal. Sheepy: Lucan:// but you don't dispute him being on the naughty list after him telling us bug facts Sheepy: Lucan:// I think that all of us are permanently on the naughty list but mostly merlin Sheepy: Bedi:// Please don't bully Santa. She works really hard. Arsé-kun: Santa:// Thank you. Merlin has his own list. There is a different bag here, and every time I or another Arthur get mad at him, we put another piece of coal into it. By December I will have a weapon. Sheepy: Bedi:// Don't worry, Merlin, I'll protect you. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// But see, she has to catch me with it first. Sheepy: Bedi:// But Merlin... Sheepy: Bedi:// Don't you know? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// uh oh Sheepy: Bedi:// Santa travels the whole world in one night!! Sheepy: Bedi:// So Santa must be very fast! Arsé-kun: Merlin:// But Bedi, she did it in seven days. Most Santa servants are given extra time. Sheepy: Bedi://....huh? Sheepy: Bedi:// But she travels the world in one night...that's what they say always. Arsé-kun: Santa:// +1 coal Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Did I earn that one for slander? Nice. Sheepy: Bedi:// Why would they lie about Santa? Santa is a hard worker! Sheepy: Lucan:// santa isn't real Arsé-kun: Santa:// -300 coal, +1 black key set Sheepy: Lucan:// is that bad? Sheepy: Lucan:// 300 coal = 1 black key set Sheepy: Lucan:// how much is 300 coal sold for? coal is a very valuable resource. Sheepy: Lucan:// it fuels many things. Arsé-kun: Santa:// Black keys are almost worthless. I'm not giving you all that free stuff- It's of use to you. You get keys instead. Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmm Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmmmmmmmmmm Sheepy: Lucan:// free stuff from a mall santa is already good Arsé-kun: Santa:// Merry fuck-youmas Sheepy: Lucan:// I can't sit on a mall santa's lap and ask for a train set for christmas because I'm an adult Arsé-kun: Santa:// And you're not getting it. Sheepy: Lucan:// lolol I don't want a train set Sheepy: Lucan:// unless you mean the black keys Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmmmm for christmas I want Sheepy: Lucan:// a working body so I don't have to wear bandages all the time Sheepy: Lucan:// good luck santa Sheepy: Lucan:// if you can grant that I'll believe in santa Arsé-kun: Santa:// well shit Sheepy: Lucan:// if you can't, well Arsé-kun: Santa:// If Santa's magic can prevent Servants from fading, it can sure do that. You're still getting keys though. Sheepy: Lucan:// why are you giving me keys Sheepy: Lucan:// what do they open Sheepy: Lucan:// I guess it'd cause problems for my np but I've heard of "np upgrades" Sheepy: Lucan:// and anyway I can't use it anyway Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he looks up from his phone* Who else can we drag along? Sheepy: Bedi: I don't know. Arsé-kun: Merlin: So whoever wants to! Sheepy: Bedi: Hmmm..who would want to? Arsé-kun: Proto: Who wouldn't? Sheepy: Bedi: I don't know. Arsé-kun: Proto: I can ask! Arsé-kun: Lance: Uhhhhh... Sure, go ahead.. Arsé-kun: Proto: Okay!! *and he's off to the races. there would be a dust cloud, were there any dust to kick up in the first place.* Sheepy: Bedi:....Hmm Sheepy: Ozy: Ahahahahahaha! O Knights of the Round, have you finally decided to go and fulfill your name by adventuring as you supposedly did? Arsé-kun: Lance: .... Yeah. Sheepy: Ozy: And your king isn't going ? Sheepy: Bedi: I....don't think so. Sheepy: Ozy: Ahahahaha! How lonely you will be without a kingly presence! Arsé-kun: Merlin: He doesn't have to! Many of the knights have had solo adventures. Sheepy: Ozy: Hahahahahahaha! How lonely! Arsé-kun: Lance: *he nudges Tristan* How sad. Sheepy: Ozy: Oh! If only a king would accompany you! Hahahahaha! Sheepy: Tristan: Snrrzz...Uh? Oh, I wasn't sleeping. Sheepy: Bedi:? Arsé-kun: Lance: sure. Sheepy: Ozy: If only....by some miracle.... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oh, stop being tsundere. Just say you want to come, Pharaoh. Sheepy: Ozy: Ahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! Hahahaha! Ha! Sheepy: Ozy: Ha! Ha! Arsé-kun: Merlin: What are you doing, loading a response? Sheepy: Ozy: No. I'm considering if I'll grace you with my presence. Arsé-kun: Merlin: But you already are, and I'm honored to know you can exist outside of the attic! Sheepy: Bedi:...Is that a camping manual in your hand? Sheepy: Ozy: Oh, oh? Sheepy: Ozy: Of course I can. Sheepy: Ozy: However, I'm usually *he casually hides the manual behind his back* busy with my job. Arsé-kun: *Unfortunately for Ozy, a blue missile spots the manual.* Arsé-kun: Proto: Rider!! Do you want to camping! Sheepy: Ozy: Of course not. Arsé-kun: Proto: eh Arsé-kun: Proto: Eh? Sheepy: Ozy: What? Arsé-kun: Proto: Then what's the manual for? Sheepy: Ozy: Boredom. Sheepy: Ozy: That's all. Sheepy: Bedi: Hmmmm.. Arsé-kun: Proto: The sun god doesn't want to be out in the sun? Hmmm. Arsé-kun: Proto: But okay! That's fine too! *and he is gone again. and then peers back in. curiosity wins* Sheepy: Ozy: Ahahahahahaaha! Anyway. I will find it in my busy schedule to assist you. *He crosses his arms, a huge smile on his face* Arsé-kun: Merlin: That sounds fantastic, great Pharaoh! Sheepy: Ozy: Mmm? I don’t mind the praise, but you don’t need to call me great. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oh, so I don't need to suck up to you like we do for You-Know-Who? Sheepy: Ozy: No. I’ve got no interest in artificial flattery. Arsé-kun: Merlin: That's good to know, sir. Sheepy: Ozy: Again, there’s no need for the artificial flattery. Sheepy: Ozy: I’m just here to get things done. Arsé-kun: Merlin: And done things have been! Sheepy: Ozy: Well, good! Sheepy: Ozy: I’ll enjoy your presence! ... Hmm. Hmmm? *His hair starts to stick up a bit...* Hmmmmm? Sheepy: Bedi: Uh... sure. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Who turned off the gravity? *and he slowly floats up, poking at Ozy. he's grinning. He's teasing.* Sheepy: Ozy: ...Ah? .... Uh. *He quick pats his hair down. ... It sticks up again, but moreso this time...* Sheepy: Ozy: Ahahahahaha! You saw nothing!!! Arsé-kun: Merlin: No, I'm fairly certain I'm not blind yet! Sheepy: Bedi: ... *headtilt* ????????? Sheepy: Ozy: Don’t question it! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Too late, too late, what did we see- Arsé-kun: Lance: ALL Sheepy: Tristan: All? Sheepy: Tristan: Ahhh... so everything is darkness. Sheepy: Tristan: How sad, how sad. Arsé-kun: *Lancelot applies his hands to his own face. It is audible.* Sheepy: Tristan: ? Sheepy: Bedi: Did you have a bug on your face? Arsé-kun: Lance: How do we keep coming back to bugs??? Sheepy: Bedi: ...Um. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Is it really bugging you that much? :D Sheepy: Tristan: *he turns his face towards Merlin* Arsé-kun: Merlin: I suddenly feel as if my face will be shot off if I make another pun. Well, mite be. Sheepy: Tristan: .................. Sheepy: Bedi: Ah, he seems annoyed. Arsé-kun: Merlin: What's he gonna do about it? Arsé-kun: Lance: .... *deep breaths, lancelot, you've got this* .. Nnnno. Sheepy: Satoru: That's too bad. Arsé-kun: Proto: Hei, 'Toru! *he squats down. hello down there!* Do you wanna come camping with us soon? :Dc Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: Lance: We can't just go today! We would require set-up and- Arsé-kun: Merlin: We've prepared for trips in less time! We totally could. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, we haven't decided yet, but soon. Sheepy: Satoru: ......... Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: Proto: Okay! Now I really am going, for real! *and he strolls out scene right* Sheepy: Satoru: Bye. Arsé-kun: *proto can be heard yelling at everyone else. "WHO WANTS TO CAMPING"* Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... So I expect this camping trip will be much larger than the first one? Sheepy: Satoru: Really? Sheepy: Satoru: The last time some weirdo was there. Sheepy: Satoru: Sometimes he breaks into our house and steals our silverware. Sheepy: Satoru: Except it's not Yan Qing, who at least has a decent personality. Arsé-kun: *merlin snorts* Sheepy: Satoru: ? Sheepy: *Yan Qing is in the background, eating food that is not his.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Speaking of! Yan Qing, you weren't invited! Sheepy: Yan: Whaaaaat??? Sheepy: Yan: I basically live here now Sheepy: Yan: I'm bored. Arsé-kun: Merlin: hi bored Sheepy: Yan: Bring me along. Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Does Haru know you're here..? Sheepy: Yan: Who's...OH. Haku. What does it matter if she doesn't? Sheepy: Yan: She doesn't care too much where I go or what I do. Arsé-kun: Lance: hm. Arsé-kun: Lance: ok. Sheepy: Yan: ANYWAY. Sheepy: Yan: Can I come? Sheepy: Bedi: Have you asked Haku? Sheepy: Yan: Who? ....OH. Haru. Nope! Sheepy: Bedi: But didn't you just- Sheepy: Yan: 'Specially since I don't know any Harus! Sheepy: Bedi:... Sheepy: Yan: I DO know a Haku, though. We talk sometimes. Man, I haven't seen her for years and years a....Hmmm, that's not Haku! Sheepy: Yan: Oh, Haku. Sheepy: Bedi: Well, have you at least told Vlad? Sheepy: Yan: Oh. *he clears his throat* HEY VLAD! IM GOING CAMPING! Arsé-kun: Vlad: YOU WILL DIE BY MY HAND! Sheepy: Yan: NOT FOR LONG! Sheepy: Yan: GET IN LINE! YOU'RE #355! Arsé-kun: Merlin: How unfortunate! I'm only #132! Sheepy: Yan: Aww, poor you... Sheepy: Yan: What did you want to kill me for again? Sheepy: Bedi: Ah... Sheepy: Bedi: You gave me a number a while back...#295. Arsé-kun: Merlin: You almost ran me over with a golf kart. In the hallway. Sheepy: Yan: Hey, I did beep. Arsé-kun: Merlin: You beeped three feet away! Sheepy: Yan: Yeah, exactly. Sheepy: Bedi:.........*Stare* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Master almost got run over by a golf kart!~♪ Sheepy: Bedi: *STAAAAAAARE* Sheepy: Yan: Hey, you had your number in line. Sheepy: Yan: And the original #1 hasn't killed me yet. Sheepy: *Bedi just has his usual, normally sincere smile plastered on his face, with a murderous glint in his eye...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Go get'em, babe. Sheepy: Yan: Cutting in line is inherently wrong and no decent person would cut in line. Sheepy: Yan: Therefore, if you kill me, you've cut 294 slots in line and you're level 294 in terms of being a bad person. However, your king's cutoff is 5, so your king would probably fire you. Sheepy: Bedi:...Merlin? Can knights be fired? Arsé-kun: Lance: .... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Eh? M.. Maybe? Sheepy: Bedi: What level of a bad person am I? Arsé-kun: Merlin: You??? 1% at most! Arsé-kun: Lance: .... Let me be 356. *he slowly gets up, staring down Yan* Arsé-kun: Lance: ... And let me cut the line. Sheepy: Bedi: Is 1% a lot? *He’s beginning to worry...* Sheepy: Yan: Ehhhhh??? Sheepy: Yan: Why do you want to kill me?! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Compared to 100%??? Hell no. *he shifts his chair in a bit. So Lancelot doesn't trip on it like an idiot* Sheepy: Bedi: Ah...okay Sheepy: Yan: Why aren't you doing anything about this? Arsé-kun: Merlin: You've got like ten seconds to run, while he's formulating an answer! Sheepy: Yan: If you kill me, I'll tell Guinevere. Sheepy: Bedi: There's a flaw in that logic. Arsé-kun: Lance: Do it. I'm already awful, I've been firrrred, and the entire Round Table most likely want you dead. Sheepy: Yan: Why? Sheepy: Yan: I thought we were friends! Sheepy: Yan: Although, I suppose. Arsé-kun: Merlin: *magi mari voice* Remember, kids! Even best friends get angry at each other sometimes! Sheepy: Yan: I think? Sheepy: Tristan: *snore* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Aww, shut up and take it like a man! *he.. doesn't drop the voice* Yew can do it, Yanny-kwun! Sheepy: Yan: Uhhhhh...hey! Advocating violence is wrong! Sheepy: Yan: Especially in front of his child! Repeat after me, kiddo! Violence is wrong! Sheepy: Satoru: There's around one and a half gallons of blood in the human body, and that's how much will be on the floor after Uncle Lance is done with you. Arsé-kun: *Merlin snorts, loudly. How classy of you.* Arsé-kun: *Even Lancelot seems startled by that, but only for a moment* Sheepy: Bedi: *He looks at Satoru nervously.* Sheepy: Yan: What?! Sheepy: Yan: I'm being bullied! Sheepy: Yan: Listen, if I have to die, I want it to be by the hands of someone pretty. Arsé-kun: Merlin: So we can all do it? Sheepy: Yan: Nah. Sheepy: Yan: Lancelot is a big no, Tristan maybe, you maybe, Bedivere ye-maybe. Sheepy: Yan: You aren't a fair example because you're a shapeshifter. Arsé-kun: *and just like that, the entire table is upset and insulted* Sheepy: Yan: You can look however you want. Sheepy: Yan: Lancelot looks like he's been dead for three days. Tristan could look nice with some work. Sheepy: Yan: Well, he already does. Arsé-kun: Lance: ..... Hhhe's not wrong. Sheepy: Yan: He clearly spends a lot of time preening himself but the obvious signs of constant worry and crying damage his look Sheepy: Yan: And Bedivere... Sheepy: Yan: Actually, if I comment you'll kill me. I don't want death. Sheepy: Yan: So instead: Lancelot, you should work on yourself more. Sheepy: Yan: Gawain has lots of skin care stuff so he's the guy to go to for that. Arsé-kun: Lance: ... Why bother..? Sheepy: Yan: Eh? Arsé-kun: Merlin: No, no! *interruptingmerlin.jpeg* I won't kill you. *he looks remarkably nonchalant, but his hand is inching towards the silverware* Go on ahead. I wanna hear it. Sheepy: Yan: Whaaaat?? Sheepy: Yan: H-He's...okay??? Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he picks up his silverware. and his plate. oh* What's your standards? Sheepy: Yan: *He's nervously eyeing the silverware* S...standards? Sheepy: Bedi:? Oh! My standards for a knight are-ah, you're talking to him. Sheepy: Yan: Uh. Arsé-kun: Merlin: What's your scale to compare to? Like, what's a one and what's a ten? *and he shoves pancake into mouth. food.* Sheepy: Yan: Hmmmmm. Sheepy: Yan: Well Sheepy: Yan: Tepes is a one. Sheepy: Yan: I don't really have a ten. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Not even a nine? Sheepy: Yan: Hmmmmm. Sheepy: Yan: Well, Caligula's also a one. Sheepy: Yan: Gawain's a four. Arsé-kun: Merlin: So you don't like rugged looks? Is that what it is? You into dorito chins? Sheepy: Yan: Eh? Sheepy: Yan: Would you describe Gawain as rugged? Sheepy: Yan: I'd describe him more as...hm. Arsé-kun: Merlin: He's a bit bigger in the lower face. Just a bit. Sheepy: Yan: Well, it's not that. Sheepy: Yan: Personality is a large part of your appearance. Sheepy: Yan: Your ugly traits can become ugly physical traits. Sheepy: Yan: And as a braggart who insults those around him and looks down upon people he doesn't consider up to snuff, that is translated into his appearanxe through body language and facial expressions. Sheepy: Yan: He might be higher if it weren't for that! Sheepy: Bedi: Appearance shouldn't matter in your standards. A pretty knight is not necessarily a strong knight! Sheepy: Bedi: What matters is his wit, physical capabilities, level of kindness, empathy, height, loyalty, responsibility, skill, determination, ability to work with others, independence, strictness, habits, social relations, willingness to learn, muscle build, ability to push past his limits- Sheepy: Yan: I'm not trying to pick a knight, I want a girlfriend! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Here we go again! Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Sheepy: Bedi: Merlin, are there standards for significant others? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Depends on the individual! Arsé-kun: Merlin: For example! Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he gestures to Tristan* Somehow, yes. *to himself* Absolutely. *to Bedi* Of course you do! *to Lancelot* A certainty. Sheepy: Bedi: Hmm. Sheepy: Bedi: I never thought about it. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Obviously you have if you've put up with me this long! Sheepy: Bedi: Mmmm, well. Sheepy: Bedi: It's not really putting up with you. Sheepy: Bedi: This feels like the time I was told that all of those people who would ask me to marry them or said strange complimentary things to me were doing it because they were attracted to me... I feel that same sense of confusion. Sheepy: Bedi: "Was I supposed to know that?" Sheepy: Bedi: I assumed it was just a joke. Sheepy: Yan: I just felt you drop on my standards a bit. Arsé-kun: *Merlin hands Lancelot a knife in the background* Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Why am I not "1" to begin with? Sheepy: Bedi: Standards for people to date- but I'm already with Merlin. Sheepy: Bedi: So I should be a one. Sheepy: Yan:......... Sheepy: Yan: This was about appearance! Sheepy: Bedi: Ah? But appearance doesn't matter... Sheepy: Yan: Merlin, help. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Nah. I'm too far back in line to reach you. Sheepy: Yan: You're so cold! Sheepy: Yan: Why is everyone so mean today?? Sheepy: Tristan: *Snore* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Not everyone! Sheepy: Yan: No, everyone! The dog tried to bite me and then you guys bullied me! Arsé-kun: Merlin: That's not even unusual! Sheepy: Yan: It's not? Sheepy: Yan: I don't really remember. Sheepy: Yan: Just that there's free food and people I like here! Arsé-kun: *MEANWHILE in the background, events include: Mink and Satoru sharing cereal out of the box, Ozy ignoring everything in favor of sphinx kitten, distant Proto yelling (still), and Vlad passing through looking 110% done* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Maybe you oughta work on that! Sheepy: Yan: Eh? I try, that's why I talk to Haku. Sheepy: Yan: Oh, but I won't tell you the issue! Sheepy: Yan: Nobody's allowed to know. Arsé-kun: Merlin: And for the fourth time, Doppelganger can suck a wiggly dick. Sheepy: Yan: Just know that I've already improved a lot....mmm? I've told you? Sheepy: Yan: Oh, I guess so. Sheepy: Yan: But as I said, I've improved so I can go camping with you. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Nice! And look, you've survived the encounter with the line cutter. *he looks around. where the FUCK did lancelot go* Sheepy: Yan: Eh, you're right. Sheepy: Yan: I'm safe! Arsé-kun: Merlin: For now. Sheepy: Bedi: *He appears lost in thought...* Sheepy: Yan: If he tries to kill me later, I'll make it as unfun as possible. Sheepy: Yan: I'll lie down on the floor and cry. Arsé-kun: Minako: That'd probably stop him outright. *oh, there she is, next to Satoru* If you wanna make him miserable, use your presence concealment! You've got that, right? Sheepy: Yan: How would that help? Arsé-kun: Minako: Because he'll give up if he doesn't find you! Just don't hide in the water! Sheepy: Yan:....eh? Arsé-kun: Merlin: He's like some sort of shark. With guns. Arsé-kun: Merlin: But he's not a freak like Kay, and that's what counts! Sheepy: Yan: Oooohhh.. Sheepy: Yan: That's scary. Sheepy: Yan: Lancelot, too. Sheepy: Bedi:...... Arsé-kun: Minako: So when are we going, tomorrow? Sheepy: Bedi:...Huh? Oh, I don't know. Sheepy: Bedi: When do you think, Merlin? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I try not to. Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Sheepy: Bedi: You don't want to go camping? Sheepy: Bedi: That's fine. Arsé-kun: Merlin: That's not... ... R-slash-whoosh. I think we should go tomorrow. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, okay. ... What's r-slash-whoosh? Arsé-kun: Merlin: A collection of people missing a joke. Whoosh. There it goes! Sheepy: Satoru: I don't see anything. Was it a bug? Arsé-kun: Minako: Nah, it was a bad joke. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: *Proto burns rubber skidding back into the room. Squrrreaaaaaaaaaak! Where'd he get a clipboard from? Where'd he get broken glasses from??* Arsé-kun: Proto: I'm back!! I've asked everybody! Sheepy: Bedi: Thanks? Sheepy: Bedi: Who is coming? Arsé-kun: Proto: Lets see.. *he consults the checklist* Big Bro Caster, tiny king and everyone here were yeses. Avenger, Music Caster, Big Bro Alter and Dirt were maybes. Hyde's still banned. Arsé-kun: Proto: I am also sworn to not discuss that last one. Arsé-kun: Proto: Oh, and the old man. Arsé-kun: Proto: He's a maybe. If big bro Alters going, so's he. Sheepy: Bedi: Old man? Sheepy: Bedi: You mean Moriarty? Arsé-kun: Proto: Not that old. *uhhh* Satoru's other dad. Not Vlad. Sheepy: Bedi: Ah! Sheepy: Bedi: ...Hmm, is Master Eiji old? Sheepy: Bedi: He seems young compared to Merlin. Arsé-kun: Proto: Yeah, that's right. But he sounds older. Sheepy: Bedi: Well. I guess we should start to get ready... will it be too cold? Sheepy: Bedi: Considering it’s October. Sheepy: Satoru: Will we miss Halloween? Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's actually gonna be surprisingly warm this week, and no. It's only the twenty.... uh.. What's today again? *he pauses to check his phone* Sheepy: Bedi: Ah, that’s good. Sheepy: Satoru: Because Dad will be lonely if I’m not here for Halloween. Sheepy: Satoru. Dad likes Halloween. He likes sewing costumes and ornaments for it. Sheepy: Satoru: He’s very good at it. Arsé-kun: Minako: We didn't get to see much last year, so I hope there's more next week! Sheepy: Satoru: Yes. Sheepy: Satoru: What will you be for Halloween? Arsé-kun: Minako: I don't know! I can never decide until the last minute! Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Sheepy: Satoru: What about you, Merlin? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I'm gonna be an Archer. Sheepy: Satoru:....? Sheepy: Satoru: Like Grandpa? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah, yeah, like him! Servants get different default outfits in different classes, so I'm gonna be what I'd look like as an Archer! Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Sheepy: Bedi: You can be an Archer...? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, no. But I can pretend to be! Sheepy: Bedi: Don't give up so easily! Arsé-kun: Merlin: I don't wanna be an Archer! If I have to be anything, I wanna be a Saber! Sheepy: Bedi: You can be anything you put your mind to! Just work hard towards your goal and you'll eventually accomplish it! Sheepy: Bedi: I believe in you!!! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Us being here right now is a testament to that! Sheepy: Satoru: I want to be a dinosaur. Sheepy: Satoru: But dinosaurs are dead. Sheepy: Satoru: So I have to settle on being a child instead. Sheepy: Satoru: And one day, thanks to Darwin, I'll evolve into a human being. Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he ignores most of that. actively.* They don't have to be alive! It's just a costume! You can be (almost) anything you want. Sheepy: Satoru:..... Sheepy: Satoru:.......... Sheepy: Satoru:...........Minako? Arsé-kun: Minako: Yeah? Sheepy: Satoru: Were...were dinosaurs just people in costumes? Sheepy: Satoru:...... Arsé-kun: Minako: No, of course not. They were big lizards! I think Wizrad meant you can dress up AS one. Sheepy: Satoru: Even the pterodactyls were big lizards? Arsé-kun: Minako: Well, kinda, yeah! They're cousins! or something. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. But if I dress up as a dinosaur, Dad will kill me. Sheepy: Satoru: Dad killed the dinosaurs. He's very strong. Arsé-kun: Minako: I think he'd know the difference between you and a dinosaur! You're not dead! Sheepy: Satoru: The dinosaurs weren't either until he killed them. Arsé-kun: Minako: If a necromancer tried hard enough, could we have dinosaurs- Arsé-kun: Merlin: No Sheepy: Satoru: Jurassic park says don't do that. Sheepy: Satoru: If they come back, Dad can't kill them again. Sheepy: Yan: *Snrrrrk* Sheepy: Satoru: What's so funny...? Sheepy: Yan: Kiddo...dinosaurs existed millions of years ago. Sheepy: Satoru: So did Dad. Sheepy: Yan: Merlin, maybe you should teach him about history eventually! Sheepy: Satoru: Did he see the dinosaurs? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Nope! But Satoru, uh. The dinosaurs died way before people came around. Sheepy: Satoru: ? Sheepy: Satoru: But Dad is a vampire. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Doesn't matter. Romania as a whole wasn't around then! ... Is this too blunt? Sheepy: Satoru: But... Sheepy: Satoru: *He appears to be struggling to understand...* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Your dad's younger than me, and I didn't even get to see the dinosaurs. Arsé-kun: Merlin: But dragons, hoo! Sheepy: Satoru:......? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I mean, dragons are just magical dinosaurs when it comes down to it. Sheepy: Satoru: Dad's named after a dragon. Arsé-kun: Merlin: So he's named after a big magic dinosaur! Sheepy: Satoru: But...he...didn't see dinosaurs? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Unless something happened in Romania that I don't know about! Sheepy: Satoru: But...if something happened in Romania... he could've fought the dinosaurs? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I guess so! Sheepy: Satoru: So then he killed the dinosaurs. Arsé-kun: Merlin: The only one I'll confirm is he killed the Turks! Sheepy: Satoru: Because things did happen in Romania. If things hadn't happened in Romania, we wouldn't know about it. Sheepy: Satoru: That's where the bones come from. Sheepy: Bedi: Bones come from the ground. Sheepy: Satoru: Bones are like potatoes? Arsé-kun: Minako: Bones come from living things and eventually end up in the ground. Sheepy: Bedi: Yes, but you pull them out of the ground, not the living thing. Sheepy: Satoru: Bones are root vegetables... Arsé-kun: Minako: What if it's a mole, smart guy!! Sheepy: Bedi: It dies underground. Arsé-kun: Minako: You can pull moles out of the ground! Sheepy: Bedi: What? Sheepy: Bedi: It decomposes. Sheepy: Bedi: Its bones are underground... Arsé-kun: Minako: They live in the ground!! Sheepy: Bedi: And that's okay. I support their decisions. Sheepy: Bedi: But that doesn't change the fact that dead things end up in the ground. Sheepy: Satoru: Moles are like potatoes. Arsé-kun: Proto: Moles are animals. Potatoes are not. And bones are not potatoes! Sheepy: Satoru: Potatoes have feelings. Sheepy: Satoru: You're actively hurting them. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// This kid just said "potatoes have feelings and you're actively hurting them'. i just put this here for gawains reaction, carry on Sheepy: Gawain:// He's right. Sheepy: Lucan:// that really happened Sheepy: Lucan:// i was the kid Arsé-kun: Kay:// ahbhbKHABSFLI;U37R872N INCREDIBLE Arsé-kun: Merlin:// But no i am being serious that was just said Sheepy: Lucan:// hmmmmmm Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Camping trip is formally and officially tomorrow. Sheepy: Lucan:// who is going Arsé-kun: Merlin:// so many Sheepy: Lucan:// wow Sheepy: Gawain:// Who trusted you to babysit a kid? Arsé-kun: Merlin:// I'm not the only person here!! Sheepy: Gawain:// Not for long with how kids are. Arsé-kun: Merlin:// Are you implying children commit killing?? Sheepy: Gawain:// No Sheepy: Gawain:// They run around and hide. Sheepy: Gawain:// The other person is the kid right Arsé-kun: Lance:// no Sheepy: Gawain:// Oh. Sheepy: Gawain:// Lancelot is worse with kids. Arsé-kun: Lance:// I'm right here you asshole. Arsé-kun: Kay:// Fight fight fight Sheepy: Gawain:// Yes, and? Arsé-kun: *Lance grumbles as he comes back in, pocketing his phone and dropping back into his seat.* Sheepy: Satoru: It's Uncle Lance. Arsé-kun: Lance: mmmhm. Sheepy: Satoru: Did you know? Sheepy: Satoru: Dad killed a dragon. Arsé-kun: Lance: *grunt* Sheepy: Satoru: I agree. Sheepy: Satoru: Dad is that strong. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, Sir Lancelot! Sheepy: Bedi: How are you feeling? Arsé-kun: Lance: ...... bit better. Sheepy: Bedi: That's good! *LATER THAT EVENING!* Arsé-kun: *Kay's obnoxious laughter can be heard long before anything else. oh no* Arsé-kun: Kay: You looked like a beetroot, wizard! Tomatos be damned, and your eyebrow was going to wiggle right off from twitching too much! Sheepy: Satoru: ? Arsé-kun: Kay: And... not not lamp... Fantastic! Sheepy: Satoru: He seemed nice. Arsé-kun: Kay: Oh, he was! Sheepy: Satoru: People who wear glasses usually are...like Grandpa. And...um...Jekyll. ... And... Sheepy: Satoru:....Grandpa. Arsé-kun: *Merlin, meanwhile, is glaring adamantium daggers at Fou- who is riding on Satoru's head- while holding the chewed-off leash from Mr. Pointy.* Sheepy: Satoru: Uncle Merlin, did you have fun with your friend? Sheepy: Satoru: The shirtless one. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah. I did. Sheepy: Satoru: That's good. Sheepy: Satoru: Did you see Mr. Kay's dog? It's a good dog. Arsé-kun: Kay: That'd be a weird dog. Sheepy: Satoru: Huh? Arsé-kun: Kay: T'was a horse, of course! Sheepy: Satoru: I like horses. Sheepy: Satoru: Oh, Uncle Merlin. Sheepy: Satoru: Mr. Kay told me you had another name. Sheepy: Satoru: Instead of Uncle Merlin, do you want to be Uncle Dumb- Arsé-kun: *is someone barking or screaming? it's hard to tell sometimes. oh. it's... Lancelot, fulfilling his name as the mad dog. Arrrrr!* Arsé-kun: Merlin: oh no Sheepy: Satoru: Oh no? Arsé-kun: Merlin: What is it this time? Sheepy: Satoru: Instead of Uncle Merlin, do you want to be Uncle Dumb- Arsé-kun: *and the rest is drowned out by Kay downright howling with laughter.* Sheepy: Satoru: ? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Guinevere is going to have your head, Sir Kay. I'm going to let her. Sheepy: *Speaking of Guinevere, she rushes out to see them!* Arsé-kun: Kay: Hey, Guin! Merlin's a dumbass and you knew that already! Sheepy: Satoru: *He parrots Kay* Sheepy: Guin: *Staaaaaare* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Rest in peace Kay Ceinfarfog, your second life was full of alcohol, like your bloodstream. Sheepy: Guin: I'll deal with that later. What did Merlin do? Arsé-kun: Kay: Oh, he lost the kid for who knows how long! I had to babysit! Sheepy: Guin: He did WHAT Sheepy: Satoru: He was with his friend. Arsé-kun: Merlin: It wasn't my fault!! Look at the le-- Look at Mr. Pointy's leash! *he holds it up* I didn't do this! Sheepy: Guin: Then who did?! Arsé-kun: Merlin: This little rat! *he grabs Fou by the scruff* Chewed right through it! Sheepy: Guin:............ Sheepy: Satoru: Fou is very nice and warm. Arsé-kun: Fou: Fou? Sheepy: Satoru: I like Fou. He's my friend. He's fluffy like Lobo. Arsé-kun: Kay: And with that, I'm gonna head home! Good luck not being buried before camping, wizard! *and he skedaddles* Sheepy: Guin: I'm not done with you yet! Arsé-kun: Kay: I have a kid to feed! Sheepy: Guin: ...Then, go home. Sheepy: Satoru: He's okay. Arsé-kun: Kay: No objections! *goodbye, kay* Sheepy: Satoru: I'd talk to him again. Sheepy: Guin: Why didn't you try catching him the second the leash broke? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I didn't notice! Excuse me for holding a conversation?? Sheepy: Guin: And your conversation partner didn't notice at all? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Apparently not! Sheepy: Satoru: Fou led me to new friends. Sheepy: Satoru: You should meet them Sheepy: Satoru: There's Lamp and Not Not Lamp, but I think Not Lamp is a better name. Sheepy: Guin: You should've stayed with Merlin. Sheepy: Satoru:...? I followed Fou. Arsé-kun: Fou: Fou, fou? *he is an innocent ANGEL* Sheepy: Satoru: He's very smart. Arsé-kun: Mozart: *he pops his head out the door* Welcome home, Satoru! Come on in, it's beginning to get cold. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay, Uncle Mozzy. *He puts his hands out* Fou, do you want to come inside? Arsé-kun: Fou: Kyuu! *he wiggles out of Merlin's hand and onto Satoru's head* Sheepy: Satoru: Okay, let's go inside. *He heads inside.* Sheepy: Guin: .......... Arsé-kun: Merlin: ...... I don't look it, but I am downright livid. I forgot I could get this angry. Sheepy: Guin: No, I understand. I feel the same way. Sheepy: Guin: But I can't punish Fou, even if he does know better, and explaining it to Satoru, well... Arsé-kun: Merlin: And do I have the Queen's permission to survive the night? Sheepy: Guin: I'm not angry at you. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I expected to get the blame again. *he just. kicks at the lawn. nice* Sheepy: Guin: No, you can't prevent that. Sheepy: Guin: I'm not going to blame you. That's what the child leash is there for. Sheepy: Guin: And if that fur ball chewed through it... Sheepy: Guin: Now we know to be more careful in the future. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Knowing him, it was purely because I was involved. *he huffs* .... So did you know Kay knows how to embroider? I didn't. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Also, today I learned Satoru can see ghosts for some reason? I'm going to pin blame on Rider for that one. Sheepy: Guin: In fact, he's never talked about ghosts at all. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Maybe it's normal to him? It wouldn't seem strange that way. Sheepy: Guin: Maybe... Kay can embroider?? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Apparently?? Sheepy: Guin: Hmm...well, we should get inside. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yes, yes, we don't want anyone to worry! Sheepy: Guin: Like Sir Bedivere, who... asked me every 30 minutes where you were, if you were okay, and when you would be back. Eventually it turned into "if you would be back". And then I had to restrain him from looking for you. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I told him where I was going. He's been there before, it would have been fine. Sheepy: Guin: So I should let him go in the future? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Just not alone! Arsé-kun: *in the background, Lance releases the Bedivere. Watch it run* Sheepy: *Bedi dashes over to Merlin and embraces him!* Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he makes a pained face. Heavy metal, right into his back* Yes, hello, Bedi..! Sheepy: Bedi: I remembered how you've been exhausted and weak recently and I realized that I'd left you all alone! I'm so, so sorry! I should've gone with you! Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's okay! It's okay, babe, it's fine..! Sheepy: Bedi: But what if something happened and you needed me? Arsé-kun: Merlin: *oh no, one of his weaknesses! puppy dog eyes! oh no!!* That would have been my own fault..! Sheepy: Bedi: But I still should be there for you...! I couldn't stop thinking about all of the terrible possibilities... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Here's the worst advice hour! Just stop thinking about it! *he goes to pose and his back cracks* Ata! Sheepy: Bedi: Are you okay?! Arsé-kun: Merlin: I'll live..! Sheepy: Bedi: Do you need to go inside? Arsé-kun: Merlin: No, but I'd like to. Sheepy: Bedi: *He gently takes Merlin's hand and leads him in. Guin follows.* Sheepy: Bedi: Did you have fun? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Yeah. Did you know Kay can embroider? Sheepy: Bedi:...I want to embroider with Sir Kay. Sheepy: Bedi: Ah...I mean...I'm sorry, that's selfish of me. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Nope. Sheepy: Bedi: Uh? Sheepy: Bedi: What do you mean? Arsé-kun: Merlin: He's your friend, you wanna see him. Makes sense! Sheepy: Bedi: But you just got home and I'm sure there's things you want to talk about. Sheepy: Bedi: So I shouldn't ramble about myself. Arsé-kun: Merlin: All I want to do is punt a Beast into the stratosphere!! :D Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Sheepy: Bedi: Did something happen? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Fou was being a little rat. Nothing new. Sheepy: Bedi: I see. Sorry you went through that. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Can we buy him a muzzle? Sheepy: Bedi: ..Why? Arsé-kun: *Merlin holds up the leash again. He looks frustrated* Sheepy: Bedi: That looks familiar. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I spent over an hour looking for Satoru because he wandered off. Sheepy: Bedi: ......... Sheepy: Bedi: ?! Sheepy: Bedi: Fou chewed that off? Arsé-kun: Merlin: He sure didn't say he didn't! Sheepy: Bedi: Hmm. Sheepy: Bedi: The next time you go out with Fou, I’ll come with you. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Please. Sheepy: Bedi: And.....as punishment, I won't pet him. Sheepy: Bedi: As mucha s I want to. Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's hard, isn't it? Sheepy: Bedi: I'd pet Lobo instead but he's really mean. Arsé-kun: *Merlin grabs a handful of his own hair and brushes Bedi's face with it* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Close enough, isn't it?? Sheepy: Bedi: Huh? Oh, yeah. Arsé-kun: Merlin: :< Sheepy: Bedi: It is!! Arsé-kun: *andersen makes a gagging noise in the background* Sheepy: Satoru: Throwing up is bad for your health. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Thank you, Captain Obvious. Sheepy: Satoru: That's not my name. My name is Satoru. Sheepy: Satoru: We've met before, but it's nice to meet you again. Arsé-kun: Andersen: I was addressing that you said something obvious in a sarcastic manner. Sheepy: Satoru: I'm not very good with sarcasm. Arsé-kun: Andersen: It's the tone and facial expression. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: Andersen: So, *and with as much sarcasm as he can muster* thank you Captain Obvious, I never would have known that!!!! Sheepy: Satoru: You're welcome. Arsé-kun: Andersen: :I Sheepy: Satoru: Did I respond improperly? Arsé-kun: Andersen: That was sarcasm. If I had said "Thank you for teaching me that," it would not have been sarcastic. Sheepy: Satoru: Then how do I respond to sarcasm? Arsé-kun: Andersen: More sarcasm, ignoring it, telling them to stop speaking, whatever you want. Sheepy: Satoru: But why? Arsé-kun: Andersen: Because it's usually rude. Sheepy: Satoru: Rudeness doesn't bother me. Sheepy: Satoru: I never notice it. Arsé-kun: Andersen: I've noticed. Sheepy: Satoru: But isn't it better that way? Sheepy: Satoru: If it doesn't hurt me, it doesn't really matter. Arsé-kun: Andersen: And if it hurts someone else? Sheepy: Satoru: It matters then. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Fair enough, I suppose. Sheepy: Satoru: What? Arsé-kun: Andersen: You think others have more value than yourself? Is that it? Sheepy: Satoru: It's just that it doesn't bother me. And it won't. So if people say hurtful things to me, it doesn't matter. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Are you aware of the power you wield? Any one of your servants can deal with it for you. Sheepy: Satoru:...... Sheepy: Satoru: It doesn't matter. Sheepy: Satoru: It doesn't bother me. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Bullshit. Sheepy: Satoru: It doesn't... Arsé-kun: Andersen: Buuuuuullshit! Sheepy: Satoru: *His eyes widen fearfully when Andersen raises his voice... just briefly, before they return to their usual blank stare* It doesn't matter. It doesn't. I don't care what people say. It's fine. Sheepy: Satoru: They can't help. Arsé-kun: Andersen: By that alone, you're lying. Not everyone hates you. Sheepy: Satoru: I'm not lying... I'm not... Arsé-kun: Andersen: The ugly duckling thought it was fine, too, and that everyone was right. And you know what? They weren't. Sheepy: Satoru:..... Sheepy: Satoru: I-I don't care...it doesn't matter. Sheepy: Satoru: I can't do anything about it. Arsé-kun: Andersen: You have control of some of the most powerful servants, and you can't do anything? Sheepy: Satoru: I can't... Sheepy: Satoru: They can't help, they can't. Nobody can. So it doesn't matter. That's just how life is. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Avengers of all people listen to you, and they hate humans. You're better than that. Sheepy: Satoru: It's better this way. Arsé-kun: Andersen: The little match girl was less depressing than this, and she lived on the street. Sheepy: Satoru: I'm sorry. Arsé-kun: Andersen: For what, breathing? Sheepy: Satoru:...Uh... Sheepy: Satoru: ....I shouldn't disagree with you, you know better... Arsé-kun: Andersen: No, by all means, go ahead. Sheepy: Satoru: No, no. Arsé-kun: Andersen: ... You know what? *he sticks a bookmark into his book and flips it a couple hundred pages forward. Blank page* I have a better idea. Sheepy: Satoru: What...? Sheepy: *Satoru is watching Hans very closely.* Arsé-kun: Andersen: I think I have an idea for a tale. Take a seat somewhere. You're closest, you're today's editor. Sheepy: Satoru: *He slowly sits down on the floor* Sheepy: Satoru:...okay. Sheepy: Satoru: *He doesn't take his eyes off of Andersen, however. He's clutching his knees close to his chest.* Arsé-kun: *Andersen doesn't address the previous discussion once. He's writing a whole bunch* Sheepy: *And Satoru doesn't take his eyes off of Andersen.* Arsé-kun: Andersen: *he glances up* Yes? Sheepy: Satoru: Nothing. Arsé-kun: Andersen: If you say so. Do you think raccoons are bigger than bats? Sheepy: Satoru: Depends on the bat. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Hm? Sheepy: Satoru: Dad is the biggest bat. Arsé-kun: Andersen: But how big is big? Sheepy: Satoru: *He outstretches his arms* So big. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Bigger than a raccoon, then, thank you. Sheepy: Satoru: Yes. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Good to know. Sheepy: Satoru: Why? Arsé-kun: Andersen: I'm trying to think of a good antagonist, but a raccoon could be too small. Sheepy: Satoru: They're fluffy. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Well, yes. Rats are also too small.. Sheepy: Satoru: Rats are fluffy. Arsé-kun: Andersen: Y, yes, thank you. Sheepy: Satoru: You're welcome. Sheepy: Satoru: Fou is fluffy too. Arsé-kun: Fou: Fou, fou! Sheepy: Satoru: *He pets Fou* Arsé-kun: Fou: :D Sheepy: Satoru: Fou, did you have fun today? It's my first time I met somebody named Lamp. Sheepy: Satoru: He seemed nice. Sheepy: Satoru: Mr. Kay was nice, too. Sheepy: Satoru: So was Not Not Lamp and Mr. Ghost. Arsé-kun: Fou: Fou, fou! Fou! Arsé-kun: *ok this is boring NEXT DAY* Arsé-kun: *'Merlin, Bedivere, Lancelot, Guinevere, Tristan, Lucan, Ozymandias, Prototype Cu, Caster Cu, Alter Cu, Ko-Gil, Enkidu, Angra, Mozart, Yan Qing, Eiji, Satoru, and Minako' is the final list of who is going camping. Everyone is outside already* Arsé-kun: Proto: Are we all here yet? Are we? When are we going? Sheepy: Tristan: *Snore* Sheepy: Satoru: I want to find bugs. Arsé-kun: Angra: Me too! Lets find the biggest bug we can, Master! Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Sheepy: Satoru: It'll be so big. Arsé-kun: Angra: The biggest Sheepy: Bedi: Is everyone ready? Sheepy: Lucan: I want to go back to work. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: It does seem like we are ready. Sheepy: Bedi: Then, let's head out! Arsé-kun: *varying cheers* Sheepy: *The group heads to the woods to camp!* Sheepy: Satoru: You're so tall. Arsé-kun: Acu: .. So what? Sheepy: Satoru: What? Sheepy: Satoru: The taller you are, the less dogs you can pet without having to lean down. Sheepy: Cascu: You hear that? How many dogs can you pet, Alter? Arsé-kun: Acu: Did you say something? This weapon cannot hear you from your lowered height. Sheepy: Cascu: Oh, shaddup! Sheepy: Cascu: You're not deaf! Or a weapon for that matter. Sheepy: Cascu: Weapons don't carry around children and the disabled. Sheepy: Cascu: Anyway, what's that squishy looking version of you that the kid has? Sheepy: Cascu: I've seen it before, but what is it? Arsé-kun: Acu: Hell if I know. Sheepy: Satoru: He's my friend. *He hugs Mini Cu-chan* Sheepy: Cascu: Ain't that descriptive! So nobody knows. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: I'm right here, you pervy hound-dog! What's this hippie doing here? Sheepy: Cascu: I'm no hippie! Sheepy: Satoru: You're soft like Fou. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: Damn right. Sheepy: Satoru: Do you like bugs? Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: They're itchy and they rip my seams apart. Sheepy: Satoru: Really? I'll tell them not to. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: You do that. Sheepy: Satoru: What do you like? Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: Destroying my enemies. Sheepy: Satoru: That's an okay hobby. Arsé-kun: *in the bg, enkidu's stopped. this is a nice spot. he likes this spot* Sheepy: Kogil: Enkidu? Are we staying here? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I think here would be the most optimal spot, yes. Sheepy: Kogil: Then let's set up camp here. Sheepy: *Lucan quickly rushes over and gets to work.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oooor he can just do it, that's fine too! Sheepy: Bedi: Do you want help- Sheepy: Lucan: No, I'm fine. Sheepy: Bedi: Well, if you say so. Arsé-kun: Merlin: How long do we give him before we join him? Ten minutes? Sheepy: Bedi: Yes. Sheepy: Bedi: ............ Sheepy: Bedi: Five. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Four. Sheepy: Bedi: Three. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Right now. Sheepy: Bedi: *He picks up some of what needs to be set up and joins Lucan.* Arsé-kun: *Merlin watches him and sighs before joining in* Sheepy: Lucan: I don't need help. Arsé-kun: Merlin: If we want it done before nightfall you do! Sheepy: Lucan: Ah, fine. Arsé-kun: *hooray, tent setting!* Sheepy: *yayyy* Arsé-kun: *yaaay* Sheepy: Bedi: We're done. Sheepy: Lucan: Unfortunate. Sheepy: Satoru: Which tent do you want? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Huh? You're a Master, you pick first. Sheepy: Satoru: I don't care. Sheepy: Satoru: Any one is fine. Sheepy: Bedi: ...Are you sure?? Sheepy: Satoru: Any one is fine. Sheepy: Cascu: We probably should figure out roommates, yeah? Arsé-kun: Proto: Tentmates! *o boy o boy o b* Sheepy: Yan: There's only one lady here who fits my criteria and she's taken. Siiiiiigh.... Sheepy: Yan: I want to share a tent with someone hot. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Sorry, I'm already with Bedi! Sheepy: Cascu: Oi, I'm sharing with Proto and Alter. There's no room for you to share oje with me. Sheepy: Yan: Merlin, you're not hot. Nor are you, Caster. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I'm beautiful. Sheepy: Yan: Yea, but I don't want to room with you! Sheepy: Yan: Bedi, hmmmmm. Sheepy: Yan: Anyway. Sheepy: Lucan: If you ask to room with me based on my appearance I will personally escort you head-first into the nearest lake. Sheepy: Yan:....Um. Not you! Sheepy: Yan: You aren't attractive to me anyway! Sheepy: Satoru: I don't care who I'm with. Arsé-kun: Angra: Ehehe! He's got less guts than you! *he elbow-bumps Lucan* Sheepy: Lucan: Ahahaha! Arsé-kun: Mozart: *god help me.* Sheepy: Eiji:....Uh...I, I...n-nevermind. Arsé-kun: Minako: :I Sheepy: Eiji: Y-you look angry...I..uh...I didn't... I d-didn't mean to upssset you...! Arsé-kun: Minako: Not at you! Sorry, didn't mean to worry you either! I'm just expecting... *she looks towards Yan. She's expecting it.* Sheepy: Yan: Ew. No. Sheepy: Yan: Sorry, you're not my type. Arsé-kun: Minako: Great! So what you're saying is you're going to perish alone? Sheepy: Yan: Eh? Sheepy: Yan: No! Sheepy: Yan:..... Arsé-kun: Minako: Who's gonna say yes? Sheepy: Yan: Merlin, choose for me! Arsé-kun: Merlin: No way! Sheepy: Yan: You're a wizard! Sheepy: Yan: You do your thing! Arsé-kun: Merlin: You want me to fuck? Sheepy: Yan: Help! Me! Choose! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: No need for that. I would not mind your presence. Sheepy: Yan: Really?! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Really. Just do not try anything with the young king. Sheepy: Yan: Great, by your request, I'll completely ignore him! Sheepy: Tristan: Oh....how sad... Sheepy: Tristan: How sad...! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: :) How absolutely terrible. Sheepy: Kogil: Hmm? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Oh, I'm sorry, my lord. I didn't ask you- Are you all right with dealing with Assassin? Sheepy: Kogil: Oh, it's fine. Sheepy: Kogil: I kinda thought Ozy would be with us, but it'd be too cramped! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I can reduce my size. It should be fine. Sheepy: Kogil: Based on my understanding, we have the groups: Sheepy: Kogil: The three Cu Chulainns, Merlin&Bedivere, presumably Lancelot&Guinevere, us, and then everyone else needs a place. Sheepy: Lucan: Don't join Tristan. Sheepy: Tristan: Hm... Sheepy: Bedi: Sorry, I would invite you, but, ah... Arsé-kun: Merlin: But our Master needs somewhere to stay, too! Sheepy: Bedi: Yes. Arsé-kun: Mozart: I'll take Satoru. It's simple that way. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: Yeah, sure. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay. Sheepy: *Satoru seems pleased!* Arsé-kun: Minako: And with that, the only one left is... Well, I guess I'm with Lucan. Sheepy: Tristan: I suppose I'll be alone. Sheepy: Tristan: How sad... Arsé-kun: Lance: *he plops a hand on Tristan's shoulder* No. Sheepy: Guin: You can stay with us. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...ah...*Sob* Sheepy: Tristan: Thank you... Sheepy: Tristan: How happy I am...! Arsé-kun: *Tristan being happy makes Lancelot happy* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: ...? *he looks further into the forest. Something's gotten his attention* Sheepy: Kogil: What is it? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Servant in close range, inbound. Sheepy: Bedi: *He readies Airgetlam* Sheepy: *Yan hums before taking out a candy bar and pulling back his arm* Arsé-kun: Mozart: *he tilts his head and listens, before turning and giving Yan a questioning look* Sheepy: *Whoever it is is running towards the group!* Arsé-kun: Mozart: ... Oh, for the love of the Queen. Why is he here? Sheepy: *...They burst into view! It's Salieri! Who begins to shout Mozart's name before being smacked in the face with a candy bar.* Sheepy: Salieri: Ugh! Sheepy: Yan: Eat this. You aren't you when you're sugar deprived. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: You aren't you wh- You bastard! Sheepy: Yan: Hahahah. Arsé-kun: Mini Cu: I'll take your arm off! Sheepy: Salieri: *He turns his attention to the candy bar.* Sheepy: Yan: Why!? Sheepy: *Salieri doesn't seem to care about Mozart's presence.* Sheepy: Yan: There's other sweets he likes more. Arsé-kun: Mozart: Do tell. Sheepy: Yan: Gelatin. Like, the thing that's like ice cream but isn't. Sheepy: Yan: But I don't carry that on me! Arsé-kun: Mozart: Who would..? Sheepy: Yan: OK, I've divulged too much info~ Sheepy: Salieri: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare anyone if I did. Arsé-kun: Mozart: We had prior warning. Sheepy: Salieri: My friend, how are you? Arsé-kun: Mozart: I've been well. Arsé-kun: *Mozart seems surprised, almost stunned.* Sheepy: Salieri:....? Sheepy: Salieri: I’m not going to attack you. Arsé-kun: Mozart: .... It's really you this time? Sheepy: Salieri: Yes, it is. Arsé-kun: Mozart: Well, shit! *He drops his guard and strolls over to Salieri, throwing an arm around the avenger's shoulder. He is pleased* Sheepy: Salieri: *He returns the gesture, giving Mozart a small smile.* Arsé-kun: *Mozart gains +100000 to happy stat. Merlin's flowers are blooming next to him.* Sheepy: Satoru: Is he joining us? Arsé-kun: Merlin: It seems that way. Sheepy: Satoru: Okay, great. Sheepy: Salieri: ...Joining you for what? Arsé-kun: Mozart: We're out camping! Sheepy: Salieri: I wouldn't want to invite myself. Arsé-kun: Mozart: You're invited. Sheepy: Salieri: Really? You don't mind? Arsé-kun: Mozart: Why would I? Arsé-kun: Mozart: We all have those days! :) *he's acting like it's no big deal, but of course, it is a big deal. He's very unhappy about that being brought up.* Sheepy: Salieri: ...Do we. Sheepy: Satoru: I don't have those days. Arsé-kun: Mozart: I'm glad you don't. Sheepy: Satoru: But you don't either. Arsé-kun: Mozart: But I can understand it. Sheepy: Satoru: Oh. Okay. Sheepy: Cascu: Hmmm, what to do first~ Arsé-kun: Acu: Die. Arsé-kun: Proto: Hunting? Should we go hunting? Sheepy: Cascu: I'm not going to just go camping to die! Let's go hunting. Arsé-kun: Acu: Hunting what? *he drags himself to his feet, hand on spear* Sheepy: Cascu: Uh. Sheepy: Cascu: Animals? Sheepy: Bedi: !!! Sheepy: Bedi: I like to hunt as well. Sheepy: Bedi: I can help. Arsé-kun: Acu: Sure, I guess. Sheepy: Bedi: I can help you find edible creatures! Sheepy: Lucan: Why do you say creatures and not animals? Sheepy: Bedi: ....Merlin? Are the eyeball creatures animals? Sheepy: Lucan: I highly doubt those live in the woods. Sheepy: Bedi: What separates insects from animals? Arsé-kun: Merlin: They're not animals! They're not insects either!! Sheepy: Bedi: What are they then? Arsé-kun: Acu: Killable. Sheepy: Bedi: Nutritious. Sheepy: Lucan: Filthy, abomination, disgusting. Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he's looking a his phone..* Gazers are classified as demonic beings. Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, I see Sheepy: Lucan: How do you have service out here? Arsé-kun: Merlin: The town's not that far? Sheepy: Bedi: He's very skilled! *His eyes have lit up.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: If the town wasn't close by, then I'd be boosting the signal myself! I AM the wifi router! Sheepy: Bedi: Wow! *He is actually excited about this.* Sheepy: Lucan: Uhuh. Arsé-kun: Acu: what's the wifi password. Arsé-kun: Merlin: What password? Arsé-kun: Acu: *he slowly types on his phone* that worked, thanks. Arsé-kun: Merlin: ¿¿¿¿¿Eh????? Sheepy: Lucan: What's the case of each letter? Sheepy: Bedi:? Arsé-kun: Acu: All lowercase. Sheepy: Lucan: Oh, thanks. Sheepy: Lucan: Great. I can work on the taxes from here. Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he looks downright confused* Sheepy: Bedi: Merlin, what are they talking about? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Is that what I set the password to..? Sheepy: Bedi: Password? Arsé-kun: Merlin: I forgot I set a password on the wifi booster... ... I don't remember how I did that Arsé-kun: Merlin: But who cares! Hunting time! Sheepy: Bedi: Well, okay. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Good luck! Have fun! Bring back something edible by a human child! Sheepy: Bedi: Hm? Sheepy: Bedi: Satoru needs better nutrition in his diet. Sheepy: Guin: No. Sheepy: Lucan: Bedi, how did your kids survive? Sheepy: Bedi: I didn't have any. You did - two. Sheepy: Lucan: I don't have kids, you have kids! Arsé-kun: Merlin: I think we'd know if Bedi had kids. But yours did? That's sweet. Tell me more about it later. Sheepy: Lucan: Eh? Yeah, a son and a daughter. Arsé-kun: Acu: What a hunting party this is. *he starts pulling off excess armor. He's not gonna need all of it. The tail stays.* Sheepy: Lucan: Hey, he asked. Arsé-kun: Merlin: I said later! Sheepy: Lucan: Well, fine, later. ... Since when am I going hunting? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Since right now! Sheepy: Lucan: Ugh.. Arsé-kun: Merlin: It's work, isn't it? Sheepy: Lucan: Is it really? Arsé-kun: Merlin: You gotta work for food, don't you? Sheepy: Lucan: Hm... Sheepy: Lucan: Yes. Sheepy: Tristan: If Sir Bedivere strikes the prey with Airgetlam, it'll be instantly cooked. Sheepy: Bedi: That's not its purpose. Arsé-kun: Merlin: We already tried that anyway. It just hurts a lot and then they die. Sheepy: Tristan: But they don't cook instantly? Arsé-kun: Merlin: They don't. Sheepy: Tristan: We could've used it for lobster or crab... Arsé-kun: Merlin: Okay! Enough chatter! Off you go, brave hunters! Sheepy: Bedi: You aren't coming? Arsé-kun: Merlin: We're not all needed, are we? Sheepy: Bedi: No. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Great! *he turns on his heel and heads into a tent. oh* Sheepy: Bedi: Ah.....well, let's go then. *He heads off.* Arsé-kun: Acu: Finally. *he follows Bedi, already looking around* Sheepy: Cascu: *He follows Acu. Lucan, disgruntled, follows Cascu.* Arsé-kun: Proto: *he drags miserably into view, with a bunch of arrows stuck in him* Good luck, you guys. All I managed was to scare the forest hobo. Sheepy: Lucan: Oh dear.. Arsé-kun: Proto: Protection from arrows does not work passively. I gotta remember that this time. Sheepy: Cascu: You didn't know that? Arsé-kun: Proto: I'm usually able to dodge 'em when I hear 'em! *he sorta shrugs* Arsé-kun: *in the background, Acu just drops his tail into the river. It's not like he's doing anything ELSE* Sheepy: Lucan: Bedi's out chasing who knows what. Sheepy: Lucan: So meanwhile..... Sheepy: Cascu: This spot's relaxing. It'd be good for fishing. Sheepy: Lucan: How boring. Sheepy: Lucan: I was promised an adventure. Arsé-kun: Acu: You want it right now? Sheepy: Lucan: Really? I can!? Arsé-kun: Acu: Sure. Sheepy: Lucan: Of course I do! Arsé-kun: Acu: Do you want to see the middle of the forest up close? Sheepy: Lucan: Of course. Arsé-kun: Acu: And you haven't taken any injuries as of late? Sheepy: Lucan: That's an oddly specific question... Arsé-kun: Acu: I'm just checking. Sheepy: Lucan: I won't be a liability. Arsé-kun: Acu: Great. Go see it for yourself. *and he just. Picks up Lucan before throwing him into the horizon. Buh-bye.* Sheepy: *Lucan lets out a scream.* Arsé-kun: *Byeeee, Lucaaaan!* Sheepy: Cascu: Huh. Arsé-kun: Acu: He's the forest's problem now. *and he plops down, looking back at the river. Are the fish biting?* Sheepy: Cascu: Oh, uh. Sheepy: Cascu: What if he dies? Arsé-kun: Acu: From what? He's a servant. Landing in branches won't kill you unless it decapitates you. Sheepy: Cascu: Oh, true. Arsé-kun: *Acu pulls up his tail. Oh, fish!* Sheepy: Cascu: Good job! Sheepy: *Cascu joins Acu in fishing.* Arsé-kun: *Meanwhile, Mozart just looks done. He's done already, homies, he's so done* Arsé-kun: Mozart: It's been an hour and someone is already screaming. What a fantastic load of shit. Someone kick my ass and call me Doug Dimmadome. Sheepy: Satoru: *He slowly looksbup from poking the ground with a stick* ..Uh? Sheepy: Eiji: ...D-Doug... Dim...Dim... Dimm- Uh...Uh ... Doug? Wh-why call you th-that? Sheepy: Eiji:...Sorry...Wh-who ssscreamed?! *Seems likr he just registered that part.* Arsé-kun: Mozart: Because his character is a load of crap, and it was either Bedivere or Lucan. Sheepy: Eiji:!!! Sheepy: Eiji: *He slowly picks himself up off the ground, an expression of pain spreading across his face, before beginning to hobble over to Merlin's tent.* Sheepy: Eiji: M-Merlin... Sheepy: Satoru: It was probably just a bug. Sheepy: Satoru: Or a snake. Sheepy: Satoru: I doubt we should be concerned, Uncle Mozzy. Arsé-kun: Merlin: *he rolls over and drowsily looks at Eiji* Ye..? Sheepy: Eiji: Uh...He...uh, he said th-that he heard, um, a scream....and...you know, it's eith-either Bedi...Bediv- Bedi or Lucan. Sheepy: Eiji:...and n-neither are here... Arsé-kun: Merlin: ... s'not Bedi.. *he yawns* Sheepy: Eiji:...H-how do you know? Arsé-kun: Merlin: 'd feel it.. Sheepy: Eiji:....? Arsé-kun: Mozart: *he sticks his head in* Well, that scream got real distant, real rapidly! Sheepy: Eiji: Sh-should we, um... Sheepy: Eiji: Do s-something? Arsé-kun: Mozart: Maybe? Sheepy: Eiji: M-maybe he was...was fleeing from a mon...monster. Sheepy: Eiji: Or... Arsé-kun: Mozart: Or chasing something? But it didn't sound like a war cry... Sheepy: Eiji:...W-we need to- to, uh, you know, find him. Sheepy: Satoru: *He pokes his head in, followed by one of Salieri's reapers, who's curiously imitating his movements as best as it can* He's probably dead. Sheepy: Satoru: Too bad. Arsé-kun: Mozart: Dead or actually dead? Sheepy: Satoru: Is there a difference? Sheepy: Satoru: When people die, they sleep for a while and then wake up. Sheepy: Satoru: So Choochoo is still out there somewhere. Arsé-kun: Merlin: That's only servants, and even then not always... Sheepy: Satoru: I don't know any servants. Arsé-kun: Merlin: ....... With a capital S, Satoru. Arsé-kun: *Meanwhile, Lance has already started pacing the perimeter. Is it worry? Fear? Anger?* Sheepy: Tristan: What’s wrong? Arsé-kun: Lance: *he utters a low growl* Some.. thing happened.... Sheepy: Tristan: If we need to go, I don't mind. Arsé-kun: *Lance grumbles and looks towards the woods before considering his helmet. Hm* Sheepy: Tristan: I can help. Sheepy: Tristan: My harp can track anyone. Arsé-kun: Lance: *he nods. tristan, you are allowed* Sheepy: *Tristan takes out his harp. He focuses before beginning to walk deeper into the forest.* Arsé-kun: Proto: Hi! *he's still got those arrows stuck in him* Where are you guys going? The hunting parties are coming back! Sheepy: Tristan: Towards the scream we heard. Sheepy: Tristan: Or perhaps. Sheepy: Tritan: "He heard". Sheepy: Tristan: I am not part of "we". Arsé-kun: Proto: Oh, I was there! Big Bro Alter got annoyed and sent Lucan on an adventure! Sheepy: Tristan: .......... Sheepy: Tristan: Not very far, right? Arsé-kun: Proto: No! Sheepy: Tristan: Then let's go get him. Arsé-kun: Proto: Just don't scare the forest hobo! Arsé-kun: Lance: Don't get distrrrrracted.. Sheepy: Tristan: Ah...yes...we must find Sir Lucan. Sheepy: Bedi: Why are you looking for Lucan? Arsé-kun: Lance: Arh! *he jumps and nearly smacks Bedi with a nearby tree branch. You gave him a frighten* Sheepy: Bedi:! Sheepy: Bedi: It's just me! Arsé-kun: Proto: You and whatever this is! *he pushes whatever Bedi hunted down. Whatever that is* Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, this? Sheepy: Bedi: It's food. Sheepy: *...By all appearances, whatever it is is not something one would consider edible, let alone tasty.* Arsé-kun: Lance: .... *he puts his helmet on and gurgles. Thank your for your opinion* Sheepy: Bedi: Oh! You seem excited about it! Sheepy: Tristan: Hm? Sheepy: Bedi: You see, the most nutritious part of it is the head. Sheepy: Tristan: I want bear. Arsé-kun: Lance: IIII wanna goooo. Sheepy: Bedi: Don't complain about food. You don't know when you won't have any. Sheepy: Tristan: Sir Lancelot, let's forget about Sir Lucan and get bear. Arsé-kun: *Lance hisses at Tristan. He seems to disagree.* Sheepy: Tristan:...Sir Lucan and then a bear? Arsé-kun: Lance: ▂▂! Sheepy: Tristan: Fine. Sheepy: Bedi:....? Arsé-kun: *Lance puts a hand on Failnaught. Lets gooooooo!* Sheepy: *Tristan continues on his way, now towards Lucan.* Arsé-kun: *Lance follows him, looking around for potential threats* Sheepy: Tristan: Hm...His location is moving, so he's alive. Arsé-kun: Acu: What are you two jokes doing? Dowsing for the fastest way to die? I would assist, but I'm busy. *because he's carrying a big ol' basket of fish. fishing!* Sheepy: Tristan: Trying to find our friend, who you could've gotten killed. Sheepy: Cascu: Oof. That's rough, pal. Arsé-kun: Acu: He said yes to it. It's his problem now. Sheepy: Cascu: It's more loke he said yes to going on an adventure, not being thrown into a new dimension. Arsé-kun: Acu: That is an adventure. Sheepy: Cascu: Well, you're not wrong. Sheepy: Tristan: .... Sheepy: Tristan: How sad... Sheepy: Tristan: He died as he lived... Sheepy: Tristan: Being thrown into situations he couldn't control. Arsé-kun: Acu: Try not to feel too bad. Sheepy: Tristan: How sad! Sheepy: Cascu: This guy cries more than a baby does. Sheepy: Cascu: That's more fitting for Master's little chick... Arsé-kun: Acu: Hands off. *he pulls the basket away from Lancelot, who was Very Slowly reaching for it. But he's too late, and Lancelot has armed himself with a big ol' fish.* Arsé-kun: *This is, in fact, a suitable weapon for a one-time use. Reinforcing it with Knight of Owner will make it last longer, and do more damage. It does not prevent the fish-slap sound as Acu gets bombarded with a Noble Phantasm-level fish.* Sheepy: Tristan:....? Sheepy: Tristan: How sad...! Not only did he kill Sir Lucan, he also killed an innocent fish! Sheepy: Cascu: What the-?!! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: *they came to check out what was happening. Step one: Do not laugh. Fail miserably.* Sheepy: Cascu: OI! You can't just hit my friend like that! Sheepy: Cascu: Do you realize how much time it took us to fish those up?! Sheepy: Cascu: And then you just go ahead and hit him! Just like that! Against a rock! Arsé-kun: Lance: ▃▅▅▅▂▃▅!!! Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Oh, allow me to translate Berserker. He says he's angry that his own friend was harmed. Sheepy: Cascu: Yeah, and he just eviscerated mine by hitting it against Alter! Sheepy: Cascu:.....*Snrrrk* Sheepy: Cascu: I really don't care. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: How cruel you are! *they giggle. Enkidu is enjoying this* Sheepy: Tristan: Sir Lancelot. Sheepy: Tristan: Sir Lancelot, we must go soon. Arsé-kun: *Lance stops mid-swing and stares at Tristan, remembering that yes, there is something more important than getting a Fish Kill.* Sheepy: Tristan: We have to go. Arsé-kun: Lance: ..... *he smacks Acu one, last time before putting the fish back in the basket* ... Rrrrrrright.. Sheepy: Tristan: The sooner we find him, the more time you can spend with Lady Guinevere. Arsé-kun: *Meanwhile, there is a high probability that Acu has just died standing up, which means I can say! FISH KILL!*

Arsé-kun: Lance: ! Arsé-kun: *Lance grabs Tristan by the arm and runs off. Adios!* Sheepy: *The two head towards Lucan's location !* Arsé-kun: *Acu recovers due to Guts, meanwhile. haha. guts. hahaha* Sheepy: *hahaha* Arsé-kun: Acu: ....... What just happened. Sheepy: Cascu: You got decimated by a fish. Arsé-kun: Acu: .... *he looks away* Still better than being beaten because we saw boobs. Sheepy: Cascu: Mm, true. Arsé-kun: Acu: Not a word about this, or I'll put your head on the wall. Sheepy: Cascu: Sure, I won't. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I'll simply omit names. :D Sheepy: Cascu: Yikes, do you have a death wish? Sheepy: Cascu: Anyway...let's go back. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I'm sure the fish will be widely appreciated! Sheepy: Cascu: Yes, as opposed to that...thing. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: Ah, that.. Sheepy: Cascu: What IS that? Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I believe I have heard it be referred to as a "Soul Eater" Sheepy: Cascu: Disgusting. Arsé-kun: Enkidu: If a human eats it and it ate human souls, does it count as cannibalism? Sheepy: Cascu:....... Sheepy: Cascu: He might try to make Master or Master's little chick eat it if we don't go back soon.. Arsé-kun: Acu: .... Then shut your mouth and get moving. Sheepy: Cascu: *He huffs and rushes for the camp* Sheepy: Bedi: --It's full of nutrients! Sheepy: Guin: Nobody is eating that! It looks horrible! Sheepy: Bedi: *He holds up some strange vegetables* I was going to make a soup out of it. Arsé-kun: Minako: Even I'm not eating that!! Sheepy: Bedi: You shouldn't be so picky. Sheepy: Bedi: Repeat after me! Sheepy: Bedi: King Arthur Rule #3: You can never afford to be picky! What matters is its nutritious value! Sheepy: Guin: No!! Sheepy: Satoru: You can never afford to be nutritious. What matters is its picky value. Sheepy: Bedi: Um...Y-yes, that too Arsé-kun: Merlin: .... Bedi, babe, while we could eat it, I don't think it's great for humans! Sheepy: Bedi: Hmm? Sheepy: Bedi: ...Why not? Sheepy: Eiji: *He's fearfully staring at the soul eater corpse.* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Demon flesh isn't great for you. Arsé-kun: Merlin: And anyway, where did you find that??? Sheepy: Bedi:...Then what do we do with this? Sheepy: Bedi:...Huh? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Those aren't native!! Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, uh... *He points deeper into the forest* Sheepy: Bedi: I found those vegetables there, too. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Those are fine. Sheepy: Bedi: But what do I do with this? Sheepy: Bedi: It was all alone. Sheepy: Bedi: Are they solitary creatures? Arsé-kun: Merlin: Uhhh. I mean, I guess we could use the fur, but that's the only usable thing. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Sometimes? Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, fur is warm! Sheepy: Bedi: If Lobo was here, he could eat it. Arsé-kun: Mozart: Could we donate it for the sciences..? Sheepy: Cascu: WE'VE GOT FISH! Sheepy: Bedi: But... Arsé-kun: Enkidu: I'm gonna ask again! If something that eats human souls is eaten by a human, is it cannibalism? Sheepy: *The sound of horse hooves approaches!* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: ..! Two servants in range, inbound! Sheepy: Satoru: The answer is horse Sheepy: *Buddy gallops into view! Griflet is upon his back.* Sheepy: *Cascu readies his staff.* Arsé-kun: *and so is Kay, who is holding onto Grif like his life depended on it* Arsé-kun: Merlin: Oh, it's just you guys! What nonsense are you up to this time? Sheepy: Griflet: You stole from me. Sheepy: Griflet: It's mine. Return it. Sheepy: Bedi:...? Arsé-kun: Kay: Do we really need that thing??? Arsé-kun: Kay: I'm trying not to! The less I know, the better off I'll be at the end of it! Sheepy: Griflet: The only thing the beast will accept to allow me to finish my quest is the corpse of that Soul Eater. Arsé-kun: Acu: Take it. Get it out of our sight. Sheepy: Griflet: That way, it will fight me to the death and return the maiden of this forest. Weren't you listening? Sheepy: Griflet:...I can have it? Is this a trap? Arsé-kun: Acu: Take it before it gets cooked. No one wants that. Sheepy: Griflet: ....*He slowly unsheathes his sword and slips off of Buddy, hesitantly approaching the Soul Eater and glaring daggers at the group.* Sheepy: *Griflet grabs it and starts dragging it back to Buddy, not taking his eyes off the group.* Arsé-kun: Kay: You expect the poor horse to carry that ugly bastard?! Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, the horse is carrying you, isn't it! Sheepy: Griflet: Hm... Sheepy: Griflet: Kay. Sheepy: Griflet: You carry it. Then Buddy doesn't have to. Arsé-kun: Kay: I'm not carrying that. Sheepy: Griflet: Do you want her to die? Arsé-kun: Kay: I am not touching that!! You carry it, sir brave knight! Sheepy: Griflet: Then you control Buddy. Arsé-kun: Kay: That I can at least try to do. Sheepy: Griflet: And I'll carry the Soul Eater. Arsé-kun: Kay: Great!! Lets get this over with so we can go home! Sheepy: Griflet: Yes. *He heads towards the deeper part of the forest again* Sheepy: Bedi: Are you sure you don't want to join us instead? Arsé-kun: Kay: .... Uh, I think I'd die if I did. Maybe after we're done, if you're still here! Sheepy: Bedi: Oh, sure! Arsé-kun: Kay: Something to look forward to! Sheepy: *Buddy is eating grass. Buddy does not care about anything.* Sheepy: Bedi: Yes! Sheepy: Bedi:...But still...I wonder how it tasted... Sheepy: Bedi: *He appears a bit disappointed...* Arsé-kun: *Kay makes a face of disgust* Sheepy: Guin: He tried to make Eiji and Satoru eat it. Arsé-kun: *Kay looks more disgusted* Sheepy: Satoru: It's nutritious not to be picky. You can never afford to value. Sheepy: Bedi: No... Sheepy: Satoru: It's picky to value nutrition. You can never afford to be. Arsé-kun: Merlin: That one was almost acceptable. Sheepy: Bedi: N-no.... Sheepy: Satoru: You can afford to never value nutrition. It's picky. Arsé-kun: Angra: It's afford to picky nutrition. You can never value to be. Sheepy: Bedi: No!! Sheepy: Satoru: It's picky to never afford value. You can be nutrition. Arsé-kun: Angra: Nutrition it's be picky can to you. Never value afford. Sheepy: Bedi: Merlin, I'm being bullied by a child. Arsé-kun: Angra: And a Master. Sheepy: Bedi: Eh...? You're a Master? Arsé-kun: Angra: No!! He is! Sheepy: Satoru: No, I'm a child. Sheepy: Satoru: And one day I'll evolve into a grownup. Sheepy: Satoru: Charles Darwin is to be thanked for that. Sheepy: Satoru: I've given up on my dreams and that's okay Sheepy: Satoru: Not everyone needs to accomplish their dreams. Arsé-kun: Acu: Sounds right to me. Someone take this fish. Sheepy: Satoru: Ambitions are a human concept. Sheepy: *Bedi takes the fish, disappointed still.* Sheepy: Satoru: But what if my dream is not a human one? Sheepy: Satoru: But I am human, therefore disallowing me from truly accomplishing it. Arsé-kun: Merlin: Well, that depends on what it is! Sheepy: Satoru: I guess so. Sheepy: Satoru: I want to keep everyone safe. If I was strong, nobody would die. If I was strong, I could prevent the eventual dinosaur takeover that'll end in the deaths of millions. Sheepy: Satoru: But I'm not. I'm just a child. Arsé-kun: Minako: For now. Sheepy: Satoru: But for how long? Arsé-kun: Minako: Six years? Sheepy: Satoru: Age isn't a determinant of one's status as a child. Arsé-kun: Angra: If that's the case, I'm baby. Sheepy: Satoru: You're a big baby. Arsé-kun: Angra: Yup! Sheepy: Eiji: ...Uhm... Sheepy: Eiji:...... Sheepy: Satoru: And I'm a child because I'm weak and can't control anything around me. Adults are strong so they can do whatever they want. Arsé-kun: Angra: Adults can be pussies. Adults are usually the ones doing stupid shit! Sheepy: Satoru: I don't understand. Arsé-kun: Angra: Kids don't know shit fuck! Adults know stuff and do idiot crap anyway! Sheepy: Bedi: Strength isn't related to status. Anyone can be strong so long as they believe in themselves. Sheepy: Satoru: Hmmm.. Arsé-kun: Angra: Wow! Gee! Thanks for the helpful tip! Sheepy: Bedi: Yes, you're welcome. Arsé-kun: Angra: If I believe in myself, will I be able to nullify snake bites? Sheepy: Bedi: Why? Arsé-kun: Angra: I got bitten up so Master didn't have to! Sheepy: Bedi: ........ Arsé-kun: Angra: On the bright side, it's too weak to affect me! Arsé-kun: Angra: It's just itchy. Sheepy: Bedi: That's good. Arsé-kun: *And now, Mozart just sitting with Salieri, ignoring everyone else in favor of nice nature sounds, as well as whatever Ozy is watching in his tent. Featuring "Where the fuck did Yan Qing go NOW"* Sheepy: *That IS a good question!* Arsé-kun: *Local Assassin needs to Stop Doing This* Sheepy: *But he's bored!* Arsé-kun: *the answer is not that far, with Enkidu, who is excitedly relaying something over* Sheepy: *Yan Qing is laughing.* Arsé-kun: Enkidu: And.. And they just stood there! And died like that! *and they start laughing* Sheepy: Yan Qing: Amazing! Arsé-kun: *and then Enkidu gets distracted by the stream Ozy is watching and pokes his head in. What stupid shit is Gil up to? The answer is “A Lot”. The kitchen is in ruins.*

#fate goes au #12 #old bds content